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0:29Sup gigglers. and I did a zoom together Hannah slept on it Hannah's eyes were closed there was no adult on the zoom it was me you and grace and everyone were discussing adult things we were and Hannah had one eye open wait when you it takes me like a full two hours for both eyes to open in the morning I had a little crusty can I start the pod with something yeah I love when you start with a I got an email. Aggressive take. Oh, an email. I know you read emails. Using first-party food delivery data, GoPuff determined that Kinder Bueno was the biggest winner amongst the consumer packaged goods brands that advertised during the Super Bowl.

1:07The chocolate bar maker saw a 100 % increase in units sold through GoPuff in the hour after its Yes Bueno ad aired, per the report. It also achieved 444 % higher all-day sales compared to the past five Sundays, the food delivery service says. I was not prepared to make a speech of acceptance Let me just look into the camera really quickly First and foremost I'd like to thank my haters Specifically all my ex-boyfriends One said that I'd never have a career But I would like to have the data show That I am better than you guys I knew it, my mom knew it And now you know it And men love data Men love a graph Put it in a spreadsheet, send it to them I would like to call it the Paige DeSorbo effect.

1:55And I never thought that candy would be one of the things that... See, I did. See, I did. You do love a snack. I love a snack. And I'm like a chocolate person over like a sour candy. I don't want Kinder to get mad at me for this, but for people who haven't had it before, it truly is just a better version of a Kit Kat. Well, it's funny. I sent it to my brother and his family and my brother loved it. They're so good. Let's be honest. It's European. They also have a white chocolate, which people sleep on white chocolate. And it's actually really good. I prefer the milk chocolate, but to each their own.

2:32So basically, it was your Super Bowl. So basically, I'm like the candy queen. Do you want to tell us anything more about the actual shoot? Because I remember you had to go international for it. I had to go international. You were in space. We filmed in Canada. And at one point, they did want me to wear glasses. and I was like okay but people aren't gonna know that it's me and so I stood up for yourself well I didn't I told someone to tell someone like hey maybe like we do a couple without the glasses and they were like okay great and then the guy that I did it with his name is William Fitchner Shakespeare I like didn't know what to say to him but I like know him from obviously like so many different acting things but I said to him like I loved you in Entourage like it was like you're one of my favorite characters like the season you were on and he was like what was my character again obsessed with him and I was like he's like I don't know her I love you so I'm like you're just you're so accomplished you're like oh yeah yeah yeah that hit that hit number one show that I was on um he was on entourage he was like one of the agents at one point his name was like Phil Yagoda did he give you any acting advice no he didn't but he was so friendly and so nice and there was It was like part of me that I was like, you're like a really accomplished actor.

3:51I wonder if you're like, who is this random girl? But he was like so pleasant. We meet famous people. And also like, smash. Like he's like old. He was like older and like tall. Like you would have loved him. Loved. No, I know. And especially he had a headset on. Like boss people around. Yeah. And he was just like, he's really getting into the role. You know, like you would be amazed at how many times you have to say one line. Well, I have to say, I heard that one line is actually harder than a movie. like when you just have no and i believe that and that's a fact as someone who's delivered a lot of one lines you are the one-liner king i've been doing some auditioning not to brag um no callbacks yet but i'm kind of just working through some some early stages of my career and it'll be basically they say when you have an audition with one line like you overthink how to say that one mind to the point that you're like how did I ever say this word before it's kind of like when you have one interaction with a crush yeah and like in that moment you're like that's not a sentence I said hi so I literally spoke like Yoda I was like you are hello my name whenever I film a commercial it gives me such an appreciation for like you know when you're like watching the Oscars and they're like okay and like best award for production and you're like boo like next but then when you film something like that especially like a 30 second one minute commercial you're like how the fuck do they actually film do a movie so literally like eight lines could take eight hours to shoot yeah like every angle i think a one minute commercial i was in like one section of it and that and i was a full day shoot yeah i think i got there like 6 a.m what was your motive my character yeah what was your what did you like she was nervous and she was like i'm like a woman in like I was a woman in stem I was a rocket scientist yeah yeah and so I really makes sense like they were like who should we cast for rocket scientist Peja Sorbo how about that girl that's always in bed yeah um so I just really tried to get into that role of like oh no this isn't good and there has been so many times in my life where I've said oh no this isn't good so you channeled from your past and honestly it really came out in the performance I feel like I'm the first to make fun of you when you do something bad um you nailed the acting you nailed the acting and I don't know maybe there's more acting in your future maybe maybe maybe well I'll be auditioning and one last thing about the Super Bowl because I'm actually like I just we're not over it I'm not over and I continue to get more and more mad when I go on the internet take the Super Bowl out of it traveling and immersing yourself in other cultures going other places is like the number one way people get smarter and grow in general as people that and like reading books is like how page reads one book sorry and welcome to my book club eight I actually have a lot to talk about about my book club um no like I'm not getting it because it's like why wouldn't you want your child to watch a Super Bowl halftime in a different language and have like what if even if one child was like oh I really want to learn Spanish like this is so and now you have a smart child Duolingo sales sparked after that I mean I'm sure but yeah what makes America so beautiful is all the cultures coming together and creating what we are and the American dream yeah is coming from nothing and trying to become something so anyway also shout out Jessica Alba we 44 I saw it and I go that looks like you know a young jessica alba it looked ai just i said i that's that girl is identical to jessica alba from 30 years ago and then they go yes jessica alba you know i once saw her at a bodega really she was like picking out a drink which you know is so fun at a bodega there's so many different drinks that she's from any point jennifer lopez was like no jennifer lopez is not going to la casita she's like i'm the i'm either running the casita i'm not going to just be in the background of a casita well you know what i also realized which i had completely forgot about when j-lo and shakira did the halftime show they brought bad bunny out bad bunny's been there i completely forgot because he must have like just well yeah because what year would that have been that had to have been at least five two no that was no that was eminem okay because in my head that was 10 years ago yeah i've also watched that documentary multiple times and we were mad about that because that was when they told the girls they have to split it the time yeah and we were we didn't like that side note do you know the seahawks owner is a woman i did know that that was iconic i saw her like take that um the trophy um let's work on owning things i love that let's let's own everything i own businesses that's one of my favorite vocal stems honey i own this honey i own businesses who is that again it's what is that from it's like black china's mom she's like doing a podcast and they're like how do you have money she's like honey i own businesses anyway let's start with something controversial okay vogue wrote an article about birkenstock shoes and how brides are wearing white birkenstocks because i commented oh you saw it yeah you go i reported that post literally i blocked them after that someone at vogue is hannah coded i commented and i said where's the line i said finally someone has like look so many women on their favorite day of their life or whatever are in pain are in horrible pain no their achilles tendon is fighting for its life grab a ballet flat You hate a Birkenstock Unless you live in Denver and are from Denver That is the only girl slash woman that I allow Birkenstock Look, on your wedding day I know that Birkenstocks are very trendy right now to wear with jeans And some girls, so cute I'm gonna grab a ballet flat over that Because I lean a little bit more feminine in how I dress but I love like a masculine or like an androgynous like outfit yes but Birkenstocks are so like to me crunchy granola like I just went on a hike and that is just like not the energy I'm bringing for my wedding even if they're white yeah yeah I hate the men and I think that we're what's the word where it's like we're better than them like I'm not a feminist you're a misandrist yeah miss andress and so like if i'm yelling at them for flip-flops or sandals i can't then tell the women like oh yeah you can wear this on your what no i'm go barefoot i'm today dressed as a retired old man which i think is powerful from 2005 on my white barrel jeans and an oversized white collared shirt i feel i feel like i have opinions on the stock market that like no one listens to but they just nod when I say it.

11:10But it's like a Saturday and you're like, I don't want to really get into it. Yeah, I don't want to get into it but I have businesses. I have businesses. Oh my God. So you mentioned that you watched the ice skating. Yes, the three episodes. Three episodes. And I was like, how did I miss that? I realized I saw Glitter and Gold and I saw Two Beautiful People. I thought it was a cheesy Netflix rom-com. Like a scripted show. Scripted rom-com about two people on the ice and I said if I had a nickel, I've watched Heated Rivalry. I don't think we're going to beat that. Yeah. So last night, I am fucking obsessed.

11:44I knew you were going to love it. I am so jacked up. Because you want to know what? It didn't feel like a documentary. It felt like reality TV that was real. So go more in depth. The chaos of it, it's a pairing. So it's normally either, it's a man and a woman that, of course, end up falling in love with each other and get married because you're so intimate with this person and you have to trust them so much. And there's a compatibility and chemistry you have to have. So like these two people got together and then... Side note, just because I want to talk about it and not forget it. Can we touch back on Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi after this?

12:23Yes. Noted. Noted. Dually noted. We're fighting for our life with our ADHD. Honestly, Friday episodes, I'm like, fuck it. So this is actually a great movie. So it's this gorgeous girl and this gorgeous guy, but they're just friends. This is America team you're talking about? This is America's team. Who, by the way, do you know she designs everyone's outfit? So her competitors are going on. They're like, oh, Madeline designed it. Wait, did I miss that? Yeah, you were on your phone. The girl that's married to the guy? She's known to have, like, the best design taste. And they all design their own outfits.

12:56They're doing full, like, plays. They're doing Broadway shows. People aren't talking about how stunning she is. like I need her on the cover of Vogue I need her starring in Chicago after Whitney Levitt and I need her in Chicago I want to be a casting director not that I'm going to see that but I need her in it I mean deep down I want you to do it because that would be so funny because you'd be miserable and I would be miserable you're like I'm so sorry I have to try to sing this no I would get out of it but like what people don't understand is that Paige is actually like not bad at singing so i think we should start a go i'm actually horrible no i saw you accidentally sing once and it was good proceed proceed so anyway these two he realizes he's in love with her and he's five years in and they're an amazing team so he's like if i tell her that i love her and this goes badly this ruins my career and like it's not easy to just find another top gold performing partner it's kind of similar to when girls are like but like the friendship fuck the friendship like this is the this is like okay but this would have affected your livelihood and your career i get that i actually get why it's like hold it in maybe just yeah hold it in but when girls are like oh what about our friendship i'm like just say it just jerk off to her and like don't say anything so this man is like i couldn't hold it in anymore and i just told her i love you so he wasn't even like he was like hey i think i might be like kind of attracted to you when i'm holding you up every time yeah um when my fingers are inside your vagina when we do that one move i'm like really into it or when they put their fucking skates on the guy's leg oh i'm so glad you you noticed that too because i'm like how does she get off without slicing him no the fact that they have any what's it called your extremities yeah by the end of any dance is like a miracle yeah so also she's doing these crazy outfits where like the skirt is causing issues yeah the skirt's blinding him the skirt's hitting her in the face the skirt's getting under him she's tripping over the skirt and she's like no it's for fashion she's so you coated the second i trip over the skirt once i say burn the skirt i'm wearing khaki pants burn it so he says to her i love you and she doesn't take it well immediately she's like i missed all this i have you were on your phone when i watch a documentary i'm taking like notes so she i started paying attention when the gay guy came on and there's two i'll get to that i was like okay the outliers she processes it and doesn't know what to say processes it next day just goes i feel exactly the same about you they're married but last olympics they got fourth yeah but now the three people who had beaten them are retired so they are the favorites so they're coming in so excited hot and heavy but then the french team comes through this gay french guy is the cuntiest french man he is like i'm scared like i'm terrified like i'd pee myself if he talked to me when he came on the screen i was like this is a parody he's a villain of some kind he's a gay villain which everyone needs in their life Honestly, I could use him in my life.

16:17He was heated rivalably and then spit. Also, he looked at his coach and the coach was scared of him. That's how you know the man is powerful. And he has the perfect filler in his face where his face is not moving and he doesn't have to move it because he has no emotion. Also, the story just lends itself to a comedy movie being made about this. Well, do you remember Amy Poehler had a blaze of glory? It was about all these dancing couples and their like crazy outfits. Amy Poehler was in that? I think she had a cameo. Oh, did she? I think she did. Because it was... When in doubt, Amy Poehler was in it.

16:56It was Will Ferrell. She either wrote it or... Whenever my dad is like talking about a female comedian, I just say Amy Poehler. Amy Poehler. Because that's like really the only person I'm in. And he's like, yeah, yeah. So the tea is that he won gold last year and retired. and everyone's like okay great this guy retired and then his ex-partner writes a biography saying that he was like horrible to her and was really hard on her which like no one's doubting the man is scary but then this other girl she was with a man who gets accused of like assault oh i didn't realize that's why he was out yeah like he's under investigation okay so she loses her partner of 20 years.

17:41She didn't want to be done. She was like forced to be done. But it's also like her partner, like she's like, do I support him? Do I not? No, they're kind of a great story to win. Both of them have so much controversy, but they happen to be best friends. And I actually see like their friendship and it's really like, you can tell they both, she was like, I wasn't going to skate. I was, I didn't even know like where my life was going to be. Can we just take a minute for their names? These are made up names. This is, Wait, who's the one? It's like Jacques Chimouche. I don't know. Look it up. It's like something Jean-Pierre.

18:14And I'm like, no. Jean-Pierre Jacques Croissant. Also, I want to learn French so bad. It's so sexy. When they, so you love pretty things. I don't. When they were skating, I was like, this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. She's also like really powerful. And she talks about, it's so fucked up. These female skaters, they're not just getting rated on how good their moves are they're getting rating on their makeup they're getting rated on their outfit like judges are literally going i don't like her makeup same with like the gymnastics girls how their hair is what yeah like the way that i would immediately fail and but the girls should not be great that's taste but that's what they were saying is that the judging is based on like art and it's like oh i just didn't like how their dance made me feel which makes me you know how I am.

19:06Yeah. You hate things that are unfair. That is unfair. But can I just say, because I did get some messages being like, hey, I also have like a justice thing. Like I hate when things are unfair. So what do you do with, what do you do when something's unfair? You're just like, that's life. Well, the blonde from Canada, she kept getting scored and they were, she was like, I'm a professional figure skater and you're scoring me. she kept getting cancer. Yeah. And her mom died. Her mom died. She was like, you keep scoring me as if I'm an amateur, skater. I am a professional. She's like one of the only ones that spoke up.

19:38And then I almost feel like they, because she spoke up, they tried to fuck her even more. Tale as old as time. It's just interesting to think that like in every genre, every like work, like, what do I, what am I even trying to say? Every industry has a situation where it's like the girls are looked down on like it's like okay well you're not to say the gay men in ice skating hot how attracted were you to that he was so your type it's like and then he starts like i feel like i dated someone like but it's funny he was like i came out four years ago like he the guy just came out yep that's my type but it also makes me think if these guys were straight would they be hockey players or could i mean he could have gone into hockey they all could like hockey and ice dancing are so close so fucking good at hockey because i feel like he's quick yeah and he's strong but i was objectifying that man i said yes spin around again spin around honestly and his face like he was a good looking man gorgeous i'm so glad you watched it i knew you would like that well then when you're done with it you really they're like we're about to be ready for the Olympics.

20:56It's on. So then I go to Peacock and I click. They had their first dance. So I watched it and the French did amazing. I didn't watch the Americans yet. Was it their freestyle or the. It was the first one. But you know, it's also so funny in the dance. They don't actually do like big jumps. It's all dance. Yeah. Yeah. They're ice dancers. They're ice dancers. And what would you wear if you were a nice dancer oh god i know you've thought about it i mean i just love no lace you hate ladies i hate lace i i would have like a lot of like pink sheer moments and i feel like you want a high collar you love a high collar i love like a bedazzled like the blonde from canada she was showing like a My Fair Lady and I was like like I loved that um yeah I just think like a little mini skirt like I don't love that they're doing the longer skirts I just feel like they look a little matronly but maybe the shorter skirts look a little childish I was actually obsessed with the look that the French girl has in her first dance with the black sleeve and the like circular bodice thing i would have yeah worn it i have actually ptsd from like dance class when i was like seven because i remember a dance teacher told my mom i didn't fit my unitard and my mom was like oh how dare you say that my like i can't fit a bodysuit around my vulva like because my torso is too long and so if you see me in a bodysuit it's not clip yeah and i have a fat ass thank you for bringing that to forefront.

22:39So yeah, I love that. It reminds me of when I played tennis. I never cared about the outfits where now I look back and realize there were girls that were like you where everything was about the match day outfit where I literally was like, I can't wear my practice clothes. Not to bring it back to the Super Bowl, but people aren't talking enough about Coco Jones singing. I love Coco. We interviewed her. What did she sing? Not the national anthem. um whatever she did so well but she did like a play on Whitney Houston's outfit oh and she looks so good she's like she's the next one that like she's she's been popped like she won a Grammy but her skill is there and now it's just like the Hollywood she's about to be like the Hollywood

23:27there's a lot of um a lot of talk about cat's eye after the Grammys are you on that algorithm You know why I'm not? Because I feel like that's so Gen Z. My algorithm's so Gen Z. It's just people, well, they did this song called Gnarly. And it's like. I feel like I've heard that. Yeah. Sing a little ballad. The lyrics are like, I guess I thought it was like kind of humorous, but they're like, Tesla, gnarly. That hasn't come across my day. And they're doing a whole dance and everyone was like, they wanted, I guess, more. but people have to understand these girls are not choosing the song there are corporations these singers are corporations and cat's eyes like 12 girls right it's like five or six of them and it was based on a competition like all these girls battled it out to be the first american k-pop group this went right over my head so this was a like talent search and they put together cat's eye and that's them yes they're the first american and one of the girls that didn't make it now she's like doing really well individually oh and she's really talented and people think she's gonna pop it anyway i tried to watch it i cannot watch like teenagers dreams die like no well that's a normal reaction they're like you're not pretty you're not smart you're not funny you're not brave and i'm like she has braces like leave her alone um okay not to like literally start a book club i knew you were gonna do this the second i said pretty girls start book clubs you were like maybe You should say mine.

24:54So a lot of the gigglers were DMing me and they were like, hey, so Nightingale might be like a bit too... They're like just surmising at your reading level. Might be a bit intense for you. It's going to take you eight years to finish that. We recommend maybe getting something a little lighter so that when you get sick of Nightingale, you can like... So I got Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo. Now I'm like reading two books at once. Wait, you love that Seven Husbands? well because i started it like years ago and i never finished it and i like forget everything about it so i'm like i'll just reread that but i also now because i'm like so into reading books that are like movies i ordered withering heights withering heights withering is it withering or withering i think it's withering withering withering it's w-u withering withering i don't don't even know what that means with the ring with the ring with the ring with the ring heist des told me that it's an incredible story des loves okay well everyone keeps saying that the original story is like so not what the movie is so i wanted to like i feel like i read it in high school but i honestly can't freaking remember should we see withering heist together i definitely want to see it the pr of it first of all love margot robbie's outfits i'd like to credit you for doing the random bows first in your hair.

26:17Stop. And wearing that dress was very Withering Heights coated before Withering Heights press tour. Do you think it's another I was too early for my time? I think it was another you were too early. And I really think that you should look into Margot Robbie's stylist because he's exactly what you're looking for. Like he's putting her in vintage Galliano. Like her looks for this press tour, it's not like she has one good look or like oh there's another it's every single look i like that they're having fun with it i like that they're being intentional yeah i like that they have like they're performing yeah they're performing when it's just like make me look cute in this and so like that part of the pr is extremely relatable to me the part of the pr with like her and jacob alorty and i don't know how much of this is true or legitimately just pr but if it's legitimately just PR stop literally stop it's weird and uncomfortable is it when she was like I became codependent on him and I'm like I can't leave him alone or something that and also like he put a million roses in my trailer and I told him I'm in love with him like the first time we got duped with a PR stunt like that was a star is born and we were all like they're in love and then like we quickly realized oh no they wanted us to see the movie we were gonna see it anyway okay that's our pr for giggly squad everyone's like are they married or are they are they fighting because it's a lover's quarrel but i just i'm like is margot robbie's husband the strongest soldier ever alive well i was gonna say jacob alordi whether you like him or not whether you think he's boring or not whether you think he's cocky or not he is the hottest guy right now totally and i feel like he is in any interview I've seen, he seems extremely respectful and very nice and down to earth.

28:13And he's Australian. So he, when, I mean, when he first popped out his Australian accent, I said, Oh, this man is layered and he's, he's got depth to him. People don't talk about it, but he's like six, five. And one time he did an interview and they were like, where are you? And he was like in a hotel room. Then he like pay on the camera and his mom was sitting right there. And I was like, he's a good man, Savannah. If a man has a mom, some people say they're a good man. but like compared to like i'm sorry glenn powell doesn't do it for me i'm not getting i'm not getting butterflies when glenn powell comes on my screen i'm gonna say something i actually met glenn powell at kelly and mark in person very much a movie star i could see that and i'm not saying he's not a movie star i'm just saying i don't you don't get the hots for him in person like jacob elorde's ruining your life right like that man you're meeting one night well do you watch euphoria i watched the first season season and a half oh okay yeah because his character in that i'm like yeah yeah yeah even him and the other one were with barry keoghan running around he was oh yeah he always just plays like the guy who like been to him barry keoghan is gonna be good question he um he did it's reary carpenter that was the greatest thing he ever did but he is playing ringo star in the new beatles movie coming up remember he had that quote and he was like yeah I'm just like trying to be a good dad so I like see him once every three day 30 days and we were like wait so I currently it reminds me of I have this bit on stage where I'm talking about like should I have a kid or not and I'm trying to figure it out with the audience and someone was like like you can do it you can imagine it and I'm like I'm not a male comedian I can't just have a child and leave them at home and go on tour well one of my favorite quotes like someone said on the internet was I don't want to be a mom but I'd love to be a dad and and ever since I heard that I was like no and I'm someone that I can say from a child I've I've have never wavered whether or not I want to have kids I know I want to have kids but being in my adult life some of the closest people to me we've talked like and they've been like I don't know if I want them and it's been such an open good conversation um well it's good like i've wavered yeah i think it's healthy to be like and what if like we have free will what if yeah and i think for me it's just because like i compare myself to other male comics sometimes who are my age and i'm like oh my god am i if i have a kid and they have a kid we're gonna have such a different experience but then the girls are also like hannah you belong torso and you'll be able to make fun of it in like a way that the men can't yeah but um no that's actually so true you'll have so much like and then i was saying i could bring i could bring the baby and leave it in the green room but like ali colbert cannot if you've met ali i'm not leaving my baby with ali colbert no honestly my assistant is like so excited for me to get pregnant so that her job description changes you know she's like let's do something else here but daphne's like hi daphne's gonna be a menace i feel like when i have a child well my brother has a kid two kids and his cat it's a good cat and at first the cat was like definitely like perturbed because the babies don't understand and you're like gentle but then for some reason the cat like understands that it's a baby wait speaking of babies i don't know if i said this but i just literally this year is the first time i've had like two extremely close girlfriends one had a baby and one is currently pregnant we're like I've gone to like friends weddings and whatever but we just hit the phase where like they're having children one it's like so crazy and you realize that like there isn't this big like oh I've changed as a person it's just like your friend and now she has a baby but I have to say she got a purse that has a lot of responsibility literally I'm like so you're bringing her everywhere like this like pukes boobs but I have to say my one girlfriend um Ariana she's grande she's a nurse like she's just like the perfect human she's also stunning beautiful gorgeous but when she sent me a picture of her baby like literally fresh out of the womb I was like Ariana you know me I'm not just saying this because you're my friend this is the prettiest newborn I've ever seen what did you do and she said she ate so much fruit every single day and she was like I'm not kidding I really think that's why she's so pretty granted her and her husband are very good looking people and she's a nurse like if you eat fruit your kid will come out looking like me no but I feel like she as a nurse she and she's a NICU nurse so like she really knows babies and I was like I'm like literally writing that down to say on the pod because that's some information we needed.

33:10Yeah. Go on TikTok shop and buy this and your kid will be so good looking. By the way, are you still TikTok shopping? You know, I TikTok shop here and there. A lot of times I go over to Amazon because I'm a millennial. Yeah. Oh, so you see it and then you put it in Amazon. I do feel like sometimes it's so cheap that I'm like this. I'm not going to get it like that. it's fake. Right. And I get confused. It is so freaking easy that I just double click that side button. Well, because Apple Pay feels like it's not real money. I mean, I bought my tuning forks on. Now I'm inundated with the tuning fork girls, and now I'm actually planning a sound bath retreat.

33:51You have a tuning bath retreat coming up? The girls have convinced me. One girl DM'd me this morning and she was like, um, hey, big tuning fork girl here. I keep them in my car because I have road rage. And I was like, you're the epitome of a giggler i feel like wait i feel like women are allowed to have road rage yeah because we don't take out guns yeah like when men have road rage like bad things happen when women have road rage i'm like she's standing up for herself she's being independent she's taking up space speaking of road rage did you see that story about the professional football player who dated the is was dating the wmba girl and he like chased her down in the car and she drove to the police station that's crazy she's like you didn't think of that she's like come and get me i think i guess she broke up with him okay classic cte tale she broke up with him they were dating for like three years she broke up with him he was like stalking her and she was like stop stalking me like blocked his number whatever and then she's driving like on a saturday morning and she realizes he's behind her and he's trying to like hit her car jesus so she like i think calls the police while she's in the car but like just drives to the police station the police come out get him it's like gotcha no literally like this is also an example of like social media when you see like people in relationships with like i don't know athletes it's not always what it seems and some of these men just because you're good at a game doesn't mean you're good at being a person and i would say that for like all public figures yes you know if he's like so um influential and charismatic that he accidentally gets famous but like to try to get famous and have a publicist unless you are a true talent yes like you have to be a true unless it's like the world needs your talent to become a better place then i'm like okay that's fine like your voice you have the voice of an angel but if it's just you having a podcast no girls are different obviously you're a lot to say 100 we've been through a lot we've been suppressed so obviously now we have to overcompensate right which leads me to i can't wait to what it let it what it leads to two different things like a perfect we could go in either direction there's no way to feel cool while you're talking into your remote like there's nothing more humbling than like trying to say like it's like your customer service voice but like also wait this actually is so funny because you know what's even funnier i don't do that i thought about it i realized i don't it's like bluetooth i don't trust it i'm typing it in you're such a freak because i don't trust like which button to press for it to happen and i don't even try like i'm an old lady well i just got a new phone and so i was like setting up with my phone whatever and one of the parts is like set up siri and so to set up Siri you have to say these certain prompts like Siri what's the weather Siri but and so I did it and then I was like wait a minute I just did that in my customer service voice it's not gonna recognize my real voice and I have a cold you're coughing the entire time that's how you open your phone you cough twice also I have a big a big gripe with the new phone a huge gripe I have a huge one it's not what you think it's gonna be what is yours my favorite thing in the world my only number one hobby that brings me consistent joy is screenshotting things that i'm never going to look at again yeah in the new phone you don't just screenshot you have to like screenshot and put in your social security number give your firstborn say where you want to save it add to divide by 12 what who decided that don't even get me started on the photos I'm like oh great a photo from 2007 where's the one I took today you can't find it you can't find it I'm like hello also I think it's a glitch but when I when I send a lot of files so when I go into like something I said to you and I want to see something I sent you like a photo and I press info it's not coming up no I'm in disarray my gripe with the new phone is I have royalty fingers I have the longest skinniest fingers you can get.

38:11I'm a dream to text. Okay. I can get there. I'm Sheena Shea's child. Okay. I'm thinking that I press one letter and it hits eight letters. I sound drunk every single day. Like the texting is so touchy that like, and, and the word correction, I'm like, now why in the hell would I want to say that when that's not a word? Also, they always go to like sex or something inappropriate oh really i feel like mine well because you're always like one second always says one sex that means you're typing the word sex a lot am i because it's like oh she means this word she always says all the time that's how i literally sex my husband i'm like let's have sex because i've lost all creativity like not real words and i'm like okay that doesn't make any sense and then i have to be like sorry i'd rather them send the wrong real world word than just gibberish right do you remember when people could speak pig latin and i was like if i don't learn Pig Latin.

39:06I'm going to be behind. You're going to be fine. I'm not going to be prepared for the future. I thought, wow, in high school, I'm not going to have any friends. So I was like, you know, I was like, where did all you people learn Pig Latin? Did I sleep late that day? Like, when was Pig Latin class? I think I knew it for like, maybe part of like fourth grade. Yeah. But I don't remember. It was just, it's just every word like backwards. Backwards, yeah. And they would say something to you and you'd be like, I don't get it. And they're like, well, catch up. And then once you got it, you were like.

39:34No, still didn't get it. I'm having trouble pronouncing a word and I need your help. Origin? B-R-O-O-C-H. B-R-O-O-C-H. Sorry, I have to write it. B-R-O-O-C-H. Because they're becoming very popular. Brooch? I thought it was brooch. Well, that would be a U. Brooch. Or is it brooch or is it brouch? It's a brooch. It's a brooch. Also, first of all, brooch doesn't have two O's. Everyone's spelling it with two O's right now. I have to Google. So that's the thing. I thought it was brooch too, but brooch, I would put O-A-C-H. So all the girls are wearing brooches. And I just, I accidentally said brooch in front of someone.

40:16And I like still haven't mentally recovered. I haven't recovered. Because saying brooch in front of like another girl is like, she was like, what did you say? And I was like, I've been. Oh, it is too OC. I would have only done one. See, what is going on? Well, it's. Sorry. what's the origin of the word? I do encourage everyone to buy some vintage brooch brooches and put it on their bags, put it on their blazers. I think, honestly, from traders and Lisa Rinna having a deadly brooch, it's really... The word history, Middle English brooch. B-R-O-C-H-E, pointed instrument brooch. See, that makes sense, spelled like that.

41:02Or maybe it is brooch, but the British say brooch. brooch rhymes with cooch cooch brooch no it's definitely brooch hannah okay how do you feel about the men wearing brooches i don't i don't hate it but like i'm not having sex with you like i can appreciate the art okay exactly yeah it's like short men like i they exist and i support i support we think they should be allowed to vote but like can i say another thing about tv yeah we're talking about the girls don't always realize how tall men actually are and they have to factor that into a lot of scenarios that they can't yeah i'm just saying like especially reality tv people don't know the heights of men and it factors into a lot of things like there's certain guys that people like why does anyone like him and i'm like well he's tall then there's certain guys that people like why don't people like him more and I'm like he's actually really short but you can't tell wait when people see you in real life what is the feedback you get on you physically like do they say um I get you're prettier in person like oh my god you're so pretty in person that is brutal yeah it kind of is because I'm like what do I look like on tv no that's brutal but I know that they're meaning it in like a compliment like oh my god I didn't I didn't imagine you to be pretty this pretty in person so like i know it's a compliment but when i hear it they're like they say it almost shocked like you're pretty in person they shouldn't say you're prettier in person just say you're so pretty you don't have to say prettier because then it makes you feel like but a lot of times i do get you're a lot taller a lot shorter than i thought you were going to be i get you're taller than i thought um i'm five seven pages i would say five four yeah i think you're five three you think I think you're 5 '3".

42:57I actually think I might be like 5 '2". I think you told me 5 '4 once and I just ran with it. Yeah, that's what I say to everyone. But like if we really got a measuring tape out, I think I would be like just hitting 5 '3". Also, you always wear heels. So I actually have never seen your real height. Well, here's the thing. I'm all leg. I'm no torso. You look so tall in photos. Yeah, so I come off, even in person, taller because it's almost like you're only seeing my legs. And like, okay, you're taller than me, but our legs, my legs start. I think people think I'm shorter in person because they see my nubby legs and they're like, there's no way that her torso is that long.

43:38You're the Britney Spears of Giggly Squad. And people don't talk about it enough. Wait, I feel like I was going to say something before we went off on like a tangent and then now I can't remember. We were talking about brooches. It was after Margot Robbie. Kim Kardashian and Louis Hamilton we didn't even touch on it I'm like not supportive when I say not supportive I mean like I don't get passionate about celebrity relationships I always think they're kind of PR I'm always like okay cool whatever sometimes I actively don't like them I fucking love this for her why do I love it so much also did you see Kanye like tweeted or exed or Instagram commented I don't freaking know he's such a freak like um he goes why are you what did he say like it's not funny but it's also like you're insane why are you it was like he was texting her he was like why are you dating lewis give me back my daughter it's also like connie you have three other kids with kim also lewis hamilton i did see him in person at the f1 premiere i was at cute cute is he is he short tall tall stylish aura powerful confident is he british what a haiku you just said to us that was honestly one of the most beautiful sonnets i've ever heard and then you ended it with a question he he has the like calmness about him but he understands obviously high pressure because his job is insane like it's like as violent as skiing no like you could die you could die every time it's also like if you can handle a race car you handle kim kardashian it's it's one of the chicest oh i love it like crazy that chic because i'm like it's cars with oil but it's like yeah but it's like in monaco like aston martin you have to be like rich to even get into it yeah it's kind of like um what's the thing when they get on the horse yeah what is that polo it's kind of like polo it's like a rich sport which is also very deadly there's like rich men who love racing who like make their own little race car teams and just like pay for like guys to race their cars and some guys their full career is like getting paid by a rich man to race cars for him and that's an algorithm we didn't even know i looked over at a man's instagram reels i'll stop there the other day and he was just watching people like fist fighting in the backyard but it was like a ring of people and i was like is this real and illegal like what is this he was like no it's just like backyard fighting like what the fuck is backyard fight he's like it's boxing in the backyard like go to work do you have a call or something just to like put clothes away yeah isn't there like an email you should attend to or something like this is crazy wait the other thing about lewis hamilton hamilton and every time i say his name very regal every time i say his name though i do think of like hamilton the musical oh anywho lewis hamilton but the lore that he was dating nicole scherzinger for a year she was like the first she was like the number one wag she was like a wag before it was cool to be a wag do you know i kind of like that because i do like when guys have a type i like consistency and now we've said it he likes a star with long dark hair who has a beautiful body who's like i would assume a similar um like strong personality her and kim yeah they give me similar auras here's the other thing that I will give to the men men who are like have a little bit of ambition are smart enough to know that dating a woman with equal amount of ambition only makes them better a great man needs a great woman behind him yeah and a great woman and also it's very it's obvious that Lewis Hamilton doesn't get insecure about dating powerful women.

47:50And yeah, with Kim, I do think sometimes she gets in a position where she's like mothering the guy she's with. Not to like, we don't know her real relationships, but like Pete Davidson, for example, I'm like, she's, he's just one of the kids in the backseat, you know, where Lewis Hamilton, that's a man. Well, it's kind of like what you said about the last pod when you were like, you have to have the same amount of swag. And when there's like, don't have a swag gap. And when there's a discrepancy, you're like... I feel like she'll learn stuff from him. He's worldly. Yeah, I feel like it's going to be new and fun for her.

48:24I'm very happy for her. I'm excited about this. Yeah, it's someone that I can really see her saying. I don't know his age. Spells it L-E-W-I-S. Yeah, spell it out for me. Don't make me... Is it Louis? 41. 41. Ooh, I love that age. And you want to know what? he's her type too yes let's see how old kim is well she loves loves an athlete she loves an athlete she loves an athlete 45 perfect perfect wow she's stunning i would argue he still isn't fully mature that happens to men at 43 i feel like it like just according to instagram but it's starting no it's kind of crazy like 40 i feel like for our generation 40 is almost like the new 30 where like 10 years ago it was like if you're not married and have a baby by 30 like you're what you're done for but now I feel like it's almost like 40 is when you're really starting your life.

49:21I need to say it but I have friends who are 30 that if they got pregnant right now I'd be like what do you want to do with it? No I'd be like I'm gonna call someone because this is whatever you need to do you let me know. Yeah I will say my two friends that just had babies are my two most capable friends or my one friend that had a baby and my one friend that's pregnant. I've only had one pregnancy rumor once and I thrive off it. I'm waiting for my rumors but guess they're missing. Guess those are missing. Well thank you guys so much for giggling with us. We love you so so so much and we'll talk to you later.

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