Giggling about sexting, scarves, and side parts

0:29What's up, Gigglers? I also have to let you guys know I'm in Mexico. I went from Kansas City to Mexico. And I'm in my bedroom. And, you know, Giggly's global. We've gone global. I don't usually like doing virtual because it's just like it's not the same vibe. Like, whatever. But I do look gorgeous today. Well, your hair is so bouncy. Bouncy. Well, I had a bunch of things I had to do today.

1:01well i had to leave the home sorry i've been running around all day i'm sorry i've been running around so my curls have been bouncing all over the city wait tell us what did you do today okay i had to wake up oh no which first off i'm living i wake up that happens i'm fucking pissed i had to go i had it i had to go to daphne we had a daphne meeting this morning then i had to go film my last episode of in bed wait you couldn't tell them you want to do remote weren't you aren't you the owner can't you be like i know everyone wanted to go in i was like great i guess we're going in i just envision everyone at a table and then you want a huge screen under your covers i'm a hologram I'm like actually let's put AI to use um then I went to Amazon I had to film an episode of In Bed with Paige DeServo which I just want to say was my last episode of the second season I was so petrified to interview this guest halfway I took a beta blocker for it so that's how I'll sum it up with who our guest was oh do you want me to guess anything to add Wait you didn't say who the guest was No I feel like I can't say yes Oh okay okay I don't know if I'm allowed to or not I think it went well because after She was like thank you Good job here today and I was like Okay thank you and then her team was like She really loved it she said it was great And I was like okay Phew and then halfway through The interview I'm on my like no Deodorant journey and I'm like Not the day to be on my no deodorant journey i'm literally profusely sweating but honestly that's the first time i've taken a beta blocker in since like to work when we went on jim jimmy fallon and when we went to that one party once one party that one time by the way i have to call you out for doing something insane insane but also like i respect you okay we had a sweet sweet friend invite us to do something last night guys this is bonkers our sweet sweet friend was like by the way last minute invite no pressure um but i do have something going on in the city tomorrow and i said this is so thank you so much for the invite unfortunately i'm in mexico otherwise i would definitely be there hour later page comes through i'm gonna read the text to you guys because the way she phrased it is so funny she goes that is so sweet but i have a psychic appointment tomorrow at six that it's really important to me the girl did not respond i don't think she'll ever respond okay sorry for being truthful sorry for not making up a lie sorry for not being like sorry can't make it did you almost think up a lie or were you like actually this person will get it if i just tell them the truth i was like this person will get it and i was like and this is what's happening and mind you i've changed my appointment with my psychic twice and i'm like sorry i can't change on her again it gets bad juju yeah it's bad energy and so i was like sorry i can't come this is really important to me and then after it you have to process it you can't just go into the world you have to like reflect on your whole life well hannah that's the thing that's why i was like if i wanted to lie i could have been like my psychic appointments at seven and it's like okay well you can't come i'm gonna have a migraine tomorrow so i can't but like my psychic appointments at six and then i need the two hours after that to go over what she said call my mom yeah then you need to like everything i have rewrite your whole life you're like you're cut yeah i have to sit and think for at least 45 also you have to send me everything that might possibly have to do with us because i'm also like part of it like i'm literally nervous about tomorrow i have my questions ready like this is an interview this is the most important thing i'm doing all week my entire life is on the back

5:08i'll know tomorrow at six if we're making it or breaking it okay people this is life or death Gird your loins. And I love how you start off and you're just like, hey, how are you? Hey, so much fun at that. You're so much better at psychic appointments than me, though, because you give them nothing where I'm like a people pleaser. So I'm like, I know what you mean. And I'm going to tell you exactly what you might have meant. Well, half the time, I'm not trying to not give them anything. It's more like I forget. True. You know, and they're like, do you have a dad? And I'm like, I don't think so.

5:41Hold on. You know, I'm like, let me just look. let me check and then the psychic will lie to you and be like i told you that was gonna happen last time and you're like oh yeah yeah you know i don't ever i should go back like i before tomorrow i should go back and re-listen to my one last year just to see um i write notes but then the notes obviously make no sense make no sense i try oh some psychics are like you can't record anything but if they don't say anything i'll record it like i'll put my phone on speaker and then i'll like record it from like my ipad you're such a punk so that i have it i was gonna women in stem sorry i'm in day day do you do every six months is that like your rule so when i'm going through a bad time i'll go every six months but typically once a year like last year the year before I'm hitting that bitch up every two weeks I'm like do you think maybe we're doing but I haven't the the last time I did it was last January it is sometimes scary to go to a psychic when things are going well in your life because you're like oh no what if she's gonna tell me I'm actually not happy but I do have to say your psychic witchy presence follows me everywhere I ago um I was in I forget where I was but I was wearing a kitten heel inspired by you Hugo Boss has amazing kitten heels and this jean that like the bottom is folded so there's like an opening and I look I have a couple jokes in my hour where I joke about our friendship I may you know say a couple funny things about you and I was literally telling a joke about you and you're pretty privilege or something and my kitten heel gets stuck in my bottom gene and I almost tear an ACL and everyone those are my ancestors yes and I go yeah Paige fucking just put a hex on me and then I swear to god I'm watching Allie on stage Allie Colbert shout out and something goes across the screen and i'm like what is going on and the crowd starts like yelling like not like a wait wait wait wait you're backstage ali's out on stage yeah and there's like a little watching there's like a little screen you know where you could see the stage okay and i'm like waiting for her to finish so i go on and the thing goes across the camera and people start yelling but like blood curdling like like i'm like what's going on it goes back and i realized there's a bat in the theater a bat no i know so ali just flying about just flying back and forth i'm like what is she gonna do so ali's like she deals with it and then the bat disappears and i'm like oh great wait wait wait she deals with it how she made i think she made you just literally glossed over the meat of the story not the stereotype but she's she's a lesbian so everyone was like ali's got it under control and she handled it enough said and she put it in her pocket like everyone felt safe because ali was like guys don't worry the ghost is gonna be okay like wait in a lesbian relationship is it established yeah great great question we might need a lesbian correspondent i do think sometimes there is they say you know the more mask one the or like a top bottom situation but with lesbians it's not a lot more flexible where some girl might be really into taking out the trash and another one kills the insects there's less rules and a lot more multiple people have their you know their things that doing their things especially like if they're if they're mothers um anyway fast forward bat disappears falls asleep I don't know I get on stage and I'm just like I guess the bat's gone of course the bat comes back and like what am I supposed to do there's a bat flying around in this haunted theater catch a bat like no also these poor girls in the balcony are like right where the bat is and then I'm sorry but I would have left I guess Kansas City there's bats like it's like kind of a thing but I like wasn't anticipating I've performed in many theaters i've never seen a bat before and everyone's yelling and we ended up naming the bat page wait is that why is that why i was inundated like usually i'll get like one or two dms like hey are you in san antonio with hannah and i'm like no but i was like inundated with kansas yeah we know you're here that's possible i said pages were well i said the bat is a paid actor no one get no one get upset this bat is just you know working i flew this bat in the bat was so crazy the bat just like would fly a little bit and disappear once during both our sets and then ali honestly so chic like hey i'm out here for the set now i'm done the bat just wanted to be like by the way i just know that i would flex on you hoes if i wanted to but i'm going to sleep and ali googled it i have to do this more googling omens omens sounds scary but she says if you like you could literally be like person with a blue shirt walks past me what's that omen yeah so apparently it's an omen i gotta search i know you're like i don't have time sorry and um and is she just typing this freely into google or is there a gpt and what was the omen for that it meant like positivity for your career like good like a change in your career type thing i don't know but i was like okay i guess we're good but oh okay great so that all the gigglers there were good oh yeah the gigglers loved it they look they're having they're hammered they're having fun um and the theaters are gorgeous like it's giving phantom of the opera like they're beautiful but deeply deeply haunted um also i'm sorry for sexting you earlier today i didn't mean to hannah your boobs are huge it was i almost texted you back like a troll online and was like are you pregnant i was like this is obscene i almost responded saying i'm not pregnant no i took you guys i took a bikini photo like selfie and my tit was in it and it was from below so obviously it looked massive you know what's interesting is that like i don't have any boobs and i make it my whole personality where like you have big boobs and you don't talk about them you don't show them you don't even like really like acknowledge them and i'm wondering if they're like get we get it you love your ass like we're here too though do you know it is i just i don't like being sexualized in a boob girl i don't like how you're sexualizing me on this podcast right now um i know i'm beautiful and voluptuous no but yeah something about boob attention like gives me the ick like i don't want guys staring at my tits but like stare at my butt because i'm walking away you know period attention yeah like boob attention is very like i don't like it i know i wore a bikini today and like one guy looked at my bikini and i was like i need to put a t-shirt over this this is disgusting well male attention does nothing for me the men wanting to have sex with you like look i love a man who falls in love with me because that's fun and you could ruin their life but men would have sex with like an apple pie men would have sex with warm bread pudding men would have sex literally men have sex with their like it's disgusting they would have sex with anything they would jerk off to they jerk off to anything they jerk you know it's a weird thing to think about like like it's a weird thing to think like like one day you pick a guy and you're like i'm gonna marry this guy and like you don't you never will know if he's put his dick in something weird like a peach like okay this is like very niche but every time i open every time i open any type of hair gel i always if i had a dick and i stuffed it in there what would it feel well this is the thing what we're trying to say is if we were men we would stick our dick in any everything yeah in things just to see what it felt like so i'm sure like we're walking around here with boyfriends and husbands and fiancés and all all the time we don't know what if they put their dick in I would put it in like mayonnaise yeah like something of a jar like a jar of like peanut butter a jar of like fluff yeah like I'm sticking it in things are we 12 year old boys wait speaking of penises can we actually just cut right to the diddy doc oh my god I watched all of it and this is my second diddy doc by the way like i'm deep in it yeah like you're prefaced yeah there was so much information my biggest takeaway from the p diddy doc well one i'm i want 50 sun energy in 2026 like i really i i actually i'm not hating as hard as i could be and like it shows and i could be doing so much more and i'm gonna start um but secondly i know that i think everyone's gay and I say it on the pod all the time and I've dated so many gay men I can't keep count so I do feel like I am an expert in this field and I'm sorry Tupac and Biggie were unfortunately killed because P.

15:39Diddy couldn't say that he was gay sorry that was a lover's quarrel quarrel like what are we talking about here he was jealous of the friendship that they had so he killed them both hello this man is gay and nobody's letting him come out and i think that's the crux of it and so now i have to get police escorts everywhere because i go like i'm not adding to the crip's blood conversation let me have a moment no because i'm like i'm like wait a minute though this whole documentary like they're talking about every single beef that all of them had all of the beef is just because they couldn't like say how they felt like it's so emotional i'm sorry if you switched all the people in that documentary to blonde girls in college sorry that's just sororities honey sorry that's just making the cheer team in the south like what are we saying east first west sorry that's bama southern guys what yeah so i don't know i did just get a weird memory of me getting off a subway in brooklyn with some classmates and one of them being like you have to take your hat off like i think it was like red and they were like yeah you can't wear that here because of gangs and i was like i don't think they're gonna think i'm rallying for a gang i'm a latin king thank you so much i look amazing in gold i don't think i'm trying to make a statement and they're like take off your hat and i was like oh shit um did the diddy he was assaulting everyone like no one was safe his mom his bros his girls himself oh did kitty just meow yeah well i haven't seen her all day oh she misses you she gets love starved where's my mom she well she was like did you have a shoot without me yeah she's like you went to a daphne meeting nobody told me sorry wait look at her let me see if you guys are on youtube you can see this extra oh my god she's that's a fake cat sorry that's ai she saw the light yes kitty that's the light that's the camera yes darling yes yes get a different angle yes my sweet girl oh my gosh this is a little baby girl

18:12hannah oh i don't even have a microphone hannah i can't believe i ever didn't have a cat guys what are you doing if you don't own cats i can't i do have to say i made grace get a cat i made dez's brother i've made everyone get cats and now i'll be like hey come visit me and they're like i can't have a cat so now i've like complicated everyone's life but it's worth it it's worth it for the cats i was like tell aiden to i was like stay at our apartment for something and he's like aiden has two cats because of you you can't just leave them the other day sierra asked my mom if next year for thanksgiving she could bring her cat and my mom goes i have to draw the line somewhere this can't be a house of cats yeah kim has marble countertops kim's allergic to cats so it's really not great for her she has to take a clarit and every time she comes over but that's the price she has to pay for this gorgeous gal that's what i told des i said i take birth control you take clarit and let's move forward a one an eye for an eye a tooth for a tooth sorry that's just your mother you're looking out for your daughter literally if there's someone in your life where you definitely know you have to get them jewelry for this holiday season, Majori is the only brand you need to look at.

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20:03So shop fine jewelry in-store, online, and in the app. Order online by December 21st in U.S. and Canada to get your gifts by December 23rd. did you look at what your spotify age was 31 wow i know it was 25 does my you think you're better than me no but i do feel if someone said to me right now without knowing how old you are how old do you think you are i do feel the age that i was when we started covid like i feel 27 like about to turn 28 you're so right I feel the same do you think everyone's stuck like everyone's stuck in their COVID age yeah I think like kind of because I I think about it wasn't as stunting for us because we had gone through a ton of milestones already that we had like had to do in our early 20s mid-20s where like the kids that had happened to where they were like seniors in high school seniors in college like yeah i can't imagine they're feeling great now i mentioned this on burner phone but liz plank said something about the like girl girl boss era and how like yeah there was a specific time like 2015 2016 2017 where us millennial girls were in our early 20s in new york city getting paid 35 000 a year or less i thought clearly there's a mistake there's zero missing somewhere but that was it was like that's it and we'd all work for these media companies and we had unlimited vacation days which was code for um what if you ask for vacation day you're you're fucking loser so i've never all of us were dying nowadays if you have a sniffle you don't have to go into work like nowadays people realize you don't but there was a time and by the way all the girl bosses have been canceled not that i'm not saying they should have i'm just saying the girls took down the girls but that was a classic a classic case every single big company that a woman ran they were like no well you know what i think partly it is too it's partly that gen z gen not even gen z i don't even want to say that i like gen z i really feel like it's the younger version they really like want this trad wife lifestyle so i feel like they almost made it seem like okay girl bossing is actually not cool like killing yourself seven days a week is not cool but but i think what they don't understand is like we had to go that extreme because we still weren't being paid the same amount we still like it was so many years later from like is it crazy how the 70s and it's like we're still fighting for the same shit everything's a pendulum yeah sorry i just want i just want to say the word pendulum but it's like dating like you'll date like a crazy narcissist and the next guy you date you like walk all over and then you go back to dating a narcissist it's it's pendulum hashtag pendulum wait a second no like that's what would happen to me and then you know what i do i go gay straight straight like my first boyfriend very straight my next one very gay and that's why when you watch the pd doc you said i don't know what's happening i said no i know when you're mad and it's not about what you're really mad about like i i know that look i know when you're suppressing something okay i know that that's why you're so mad also no straight guy is that detail oriented also no straight guy knows when one of their friends talks to the other friend like no straight men know the schedule of other straight men like have you ever asked a straight man anything about their lifelong friends they don't know so the fact that diddy even knew who Do you want to know the most, actually, do you want to hear the sickest part of the Diddy doc?

24:17Like the most upsetting part? Okay. Him and I share a birthday. What? Yeah. He's Scorpio? Yeah. Me, P. Diddy, Bethany Frankel, and Matthew McConaughey. So I don't know what fucked up dinner party that is, but I know that I'm not leaving it alive. I know that I'm the first kill. Like easy. I'm the easiest target there. I actually will kill myself first because I don't know what you guys would do to me. Just yell at me a ton probably. But you know what was fucked up? His son was with him till the end. I haven't been recording.

25:02But you know what? We're recording on this. We record here. Do you want to press it now? Wow. I never do that. Don't worry. Don't worry. Grace, I'm so sorry. Okay, do you want to apologize to the community? I want to apologize to the community because I wasn't recording this whole thing. I had a long day. She wasn't recording on her microphone, but we got it from the video. So everyone, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Things happen. Things, you know, life's a pendulum. Life's a pendulum, and sometimes you're recording, and then sometimes you're not. I was thinking about how Grace did the video about our hand movements being Italian.

25:39That was like so fucking, I'll like watch that. Just like. wait hand it me too i watch it all the time sometimes i'll just all the views are just me you and my nana i'll just resend it to my mom she goes i know it's great i watch it all the time and i just watch it it's sometimes i'll watch it and i'll be like wait me and my friend are so funny you guys this is so embarrassing i watch the sweater clip when you make fun of my sweater like every day it just like makes my day like you shitting on my sweater just makes me so happy Because this podcast is escapism. Do you know how it is? No. People that are like, oh my God, whatever about, anytime someone like, no, I can't even talk.

26:22It gets me so worked out. Obviously, there's going to be criticism about our podcast at some point. Let me get this out. Let me get this out. Okay? And yes, there should be criticism on anything that has existed, that is in existence. like you can criticize whatever art you want totally but sometimes people will criticize the podcast and they'll be like they don't say anything on it and it's not organized and i'm like yes that is the fucking point it's the point of it this podcast is to laugh and escape our lives i'm sorry i hate when someone starts an organized story i'll kill myself like especially when you when you know where it's gonna go i'm like oh my god get it's like get to the point Sorry, if you have an outline, get a grip.

27:08No. Oh, my God. Get a literal grip. I need 18 side quests in a story to stay focused on a story. Let me tangent once in a while. I was going to say, though, when I was watching the Italian video, back to the Italian video, your fingers are so long. It makes me laugh. And then I was looking at my fingers. My fingers look like if your fingers got attacked by bees and had an allergic reaction. literally so bad it looks like your fingers wait when i rewatched that video i realized that our hand movements are now i like can't our hand movements are so true to who we are as people like and i know what you're saying when you say it like i know exactly like i'm very like dainty like took ballet like also but like pinky up where you're like listen bitch i'll like you know like You were very assertive with your hand motion.

28:03Different fonts of Italian. Yes. Yes. Wait, also, I just have to address, your hair looks beautiful. You are wearing a side part. Yeah. I've been seeing a lot of side parts. Is it, like, so fully back? Like, we're so back with a side part. Personally, I think my face looks better with a side part. This is my problem, and I know there has to be other girls out there who suffer from the same thing with a cowlick. where like i and people lie to me and they say oh it looks good and i'm like no it doesn't where is it where i have an insane cowlick here okay so flip to the other side so like if like that looks crazy okay well you're doing it like a weird emo teenager flip to that side emo llama this side is too big and this is the side of my face i don't like oh oh my god grace blur that blur that i don't want that on the internet blur it i mean my monster side i feel like as a millennial i went my whole life doing side part and i didn't start doing middle part till like college so i'm more so my middle part was really just my 20s so i know my side side part more i just want to normalize that people have different shaped heads like for some reason my head like okay i'm like you have the perfect head but like you have like more space on top where i get more narrow so i feel like i actually sitting right i actually

29:36i love how this is an audio podcast and we're like look at the left side of her angle of her cheekbone i actually see what you're talking about you're you have like more surface area that's why makeup looks better on you because you have more surface area to put it where i have a cone head and i can only fit it it goes it's like i get what you're saying okay so you're a middle part girl yeah but then i'm the diva when i don't want to go side part oh my god hannah it happened the one time where we wanted everyone was whispering about me everyone whispered about me when i left they were like i can't believe she's like wait did you see that thing um i think it's vanity fair is doing it where it's like actors ask actors question like interview actors so it was like adam sandler and um like ariana grande yeah and i thought the pairings were all so good but i was honestly very shocked at it was julia roberts and sean penn okay and i don't know why i was just like maybe it's because i'm like i don't really know sean pen enough you know him from the charlie well that's the only thing i can like reference immediately there's like one other movie i can reference i feel like he does have like controversial things this guy's done cocaine harder than anyone and his dick would work and i and i was just like sorry i just wanted someone different for julia okay i'll report it to the academy like i wanted like a matthew mcconaughey a brad pitt like you what you wanted because she's so iconic you wanted like a gay to bring it out of her like someone who would like i didn't want i didn't want a straight man i didn't want because like a straight man's not gonna make her smile and she has a million dollar smile you know what that's what it was i want i deep down wanted a gay man i wanted her with like colvin domingo right they would have had a magical conversation they would have had a magical conversation he would have made her giggle Yeah, I just I feel like I feel like Sean maybe Sean Penn's funny, but I just felt like it wasn't the pairing I wanted.

31:48I think I might have texted you about this, but sometimes like actors talking about certain roles is crazy to me. OK, wait, no. So Hannah and I's friendship, I feel like very early on, we realized that when if I smoke weed and I get high. that hannah and i actually are on the same brain wave perfect wave we're perfectly aligned like no like i can't explain to you how many times locked in we're locked and i literally feel like i can telepathically tell you things but it's only when i'm high and hannah's not so the other day hannah texted me and she was like what did you say you were like sometimes it's like so cringe listening to actors talk about acting because it's like bro you were pretending and like i I so understood what you were saying because sometimes I'll get so high and I'll note I'll be watching something and I'm like you're acting I know I know you're playing pretend this is not like real sorry I can't watch you win an Oscar pretend that's insane like who am I like these kids are in the school play also like I have a niece and nephew like that's all we do I'm just like okay pretend we're like in a cave and we're getting chased and like lois is fucking killing i'm like okay oscar oscar oscar and i think it was actually you know i love timothy chevrolet yeah and he's currently doing a lot of interviews not his fault but like the way he was speaking with the passion of like him pretending to be a ping pong player i like couldn't handle it he was acting like he'd you know had four kids and and raised them all and i was like you pretended to be a ping pong player well i think that men can talk passionately about things they like like i think men can talk passionately about like work where i feel like oh my god you're so right i feel like girls will do crazy stuff for roles and then when they brag about it and again me even saying bragging that was clock myself clock it like people are like oh they're bragging and it's like if a guy oh literally you know how they say the greatest actor of all time there it's always the male actors like there has to be a female actor that's better than leonardo dicaprio i'm sorry men don't understand empathy also i can talk shit on leonardo dicaprio because i'm invisible because i'm 34 yeah he doesn't care about you did you watch that there's a new george clooney movie on netflix did you happen to scroll past it or see it no it's called jay something oh yeah because adam sandler got nominated in it so i was like so excited because I'm like oh like what a fun movie George Clooney and Adam Sandler what a duo guys it's one of the most depressing movies I've ever watched in my life to the point where I'm like it's a long movie where I'm like okay at the end something's gonna happen where like ties this all together and like gives you a good ending when it ended I was like well there's just no there's just no way that's how it ended i actually texted my mom and said sorry i told you to watch the george clooney movie don't watch it it's really depressing about you you're not gonna you're not gonna like it can i say my hot take um movies that come out right now are trying to like get nominated for awards and to win an award you have to have like a really sad movie like someone has to die of cancer or like the whole cast has to die or like you have to be like kidnapped i actually welcome more i rather watch a really sad movie but if i click on a movie one more time and the first line is a thriller a thriller you want to know what i don't want a motherfucking thriller my life alone i have so much anxiety i don't need my entertainment you have enough thrill just waking up enough through i'm thrilled especially we're watching tv at night i want you to put me to bed I'm maxed out at thrills.

35:48I can't do it anymore. Yep. But I was I with acting. I do. I do want more respect on the comedic side because I do have to say I can cry way easier than put together a 60 minute comedy. Not to get so industry. And I'm sorry for leaning in right now. It's so industry, but the whole like sale to Netflix of Warner Brothers and like if it's going to go through possibly whatever, it makes me really nervous for the movie industry because I'm like me as a normal person. I haven't gone to the movie theater probably since covid because it was like the first thing that was like, oh, you can't go to the movie theater.

36:29And I love going to the movies and I have there has not been a movie. that I'm like, I have to see this in the movie theater. I think the most recent one that everyone saw was like The Wicked, the two Wicked movies. I have to see Wicked 2. I haven't had time yet. I have to see it. Where like people were going to the movies. They don't know if Netflix is going to just keep it as is, but just like own it. Or if Netflix is going to merge and rebrand them. All I know is the person who made them just go to Max and now they're HBO Max. Y 'all fucked up. But anyway, yeah, people don't know. But I do have to say when times are changing, it's always scary.

37:07But then hopefully positivity comes out of it. I'm trying to be optimistic. I hate change. You know I hate change. I know. But do you think about like when they're they first was like cable because it was just like network TV. Like people must have been freaking out about cable being like this is too many options. What I think about. Yeah. Like an HBO is the only like non cable. You know what I think about a lot. when Chelsea Handler left E and went to Netflix. And she was like the very first person, I feel like, to leave cable television, go to like a streaming. I feel like she was so ahead of her time that like her show, her first show on Netflix actually didn't get enough respect.

37:53Because really she kind of like pioneered that where it's like, no, you can switch over and do like different formats and it's streaming. They don't care, you know? Yeah, and then she got more creative. She was doing her documentaries and stuff. Yeah. Love you, Chels. But I do think that we – sorry, Chels and I. Just to call her Chels. Okay. We – I feel like everything will be merged eventually. You can't – people can't afford to have$20 services for, like, every single – And then it's basically, like, we're just going back to cable because it's, like – Okay, it's one – It's basically back to cable.

38:25One big thing. Anywho, we're not solving that problem today. I was going to say we figured it out. So. Oh, my God. Did you hear about the influencer who changed her baby's birthday because it was too close to Christmas?

38:45You would do that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Changed it on her. People are mad. Changed it on her birth certificate from what to what? I don't know if you're allowed to change a birth certificate, but I think she's like, babe, you're born in May now. We're celebrating you in May. Oh, she changed the whole thing. Changed the whole month. Well, that's crazy. Because she didn't want to celebrate. If someone said, hey, I had a baby, birthday's December 25th, I'd say, yeah, what's the harm in the 26th? You know? That, I'd be like, okay, maybe. Changing the whole month. What's her sign?

39:27Like, how will she be able to do her chart? Oh, my God. I didn't even think about that. That's so. Oh, my God. You lie to her and tell her she's an Aries when she's not. Just like so selfish to do because what it's not good for your schedule. OK, well, a baby doesn't have anything to do around Christmas. But they're not running out to the stores. But maybe she felt like the kid wasn't getting enough of a birthday because it was getting overshadowed by Christmas. I kind of feel bad for some of my friends whose birthdays are like on the 22nd because I'm like, oh, your little birthday. Santa's coming and Santa doesn't give a shit about your birthday.

40:04As an adult, I don't give a flying fuck about my birthday, about your birthday. Not you. I mean, like anyone. I still haven't given you your birthday. Wait, that's so funny because I did an Amazon Live the other day and they were like, what did Hannah get you? and I was like I was like wait Hannah did give me a gift and then I was like I don't remember it no because I got you the best present I haven't given it to you yet and I bought it so early I just keep forgetting at this point just save it for next year can we not to be controversial but is Mrs. Claus okay during this time like is she happy in her marriage is she is she getting paid for the work she's doing no one brings her up I just imagine her smoking a cigarette just being like so over mr claus's shit santa santa as he's aka santa what woman isn't over because also like he doesn't work all year and then works one night and then everyone's like he's the greatest i would be so annoyed because you know who's probably working every day her who do you think is organizing it who do you think's running i'm sorry too why do they have to make her look so frumpy frumpy no why can't she that's like one of my number one words that like if somebody says i'm like yeah no frumpy means i can't i can't bad bad things they i guess because but it's funny yeah santa is like looks like a um like a defensive blocker they make him look sturdy he looks like an offensive lineman he looks like a play for He looks like an ex-NFL player.

41:43Also, he looks like, yeah, he looks like Zaddy and she looks just like old. And one thing I wanted to bring up because I wanted to do what? I feel like you were done, right? Yeah. One thing I wanted to bring up because I saw a TikTok on it and I was like, wait, I need to like do recon now. Do you remember like before you had your period? So like when you were in like middle school or whatever, any public bathroom, you went in time, what a time, what a time, any public bathroom you went into, there was a big thing where you could get tampons. And by the way, they were cardboard and would just rip your insides apart.

42:24But at least they were there. Yeah, it was basically like you could stick a pine cone up there and it's like basically the same thing like that. It was like, cool, I'll just I'll grab some leaves on my way out. It's so crazy. Just cork yourself. Yeah, literally. no it was it's literally a wine cork yeah they're like here shove this up there um no it's literally i thought i lost my virginity when i first put a tampon and i was like i lost my virginity it's literally like uber eats when you get a guy it's like they're out of iced tea but maybe this clorox will work it's like no it won't um i'm like oh hi kitty she's busy she's so busy um okay but i feel like i don't ever see them in public bathrooms anymore i cannot tell you the last time i went into a public bathroom and saw like a girl take getting a tampon out or even like a thing that said tampons isn't that a lot like this specific podcast is so mean to men like we are like the girls are gonna stone men after this like i sorry what about me talking about my period is mean to men no but i've been like we're we're raising awareness about important things yeah i literally thought about this the other day because i literally got my period there's no tampons to be found do i have to fucking instacart for like 20 tampons well if i'm in that situation the first thing i'm thinking is oh i'll just take toilet paper i never think oh there's tampons out there because i never see them so i feel like i'm writing really i'm writing a letter to my congressman like hello can i tell you something so fucked up um i forget um who are you um tampons have the pink tax you know they're like they're literally taxing us on something that we need yeah and you know it's not taxed viagra viagra because it's a prescription drug considered medically necessary unlike feminine hygiene products which faces sales tax but they're medically necessary they're saying that viagra is medically necessary but not tampons who's they who is it i mean look i actually shouldn't speak on this because as someone who refuses to wear a tampon i don't know why i'm looking for them so much no but like but it's but some girls have a heavy flow and they don't get utis so yeah what oh i made an appointment to see a urologist i feel like i should tell the gigglers a urologist oh because you're utis yeah because it's just like i've done all the vitamins i've tried all the tiktok hacks i've like done all wait i get i get dms from girls all the time about utis whether they're like commiserating or like hey try and a lot of the times like i will try something that they've said but sometimes i'll get like i'll get a girl and i'll just be like yeah no shit i fucking tried that like the other day a girl tm'd me and she goes hey have you tried like wiping from front to back i was like yes bianca i've been wiping front to back since i don't know the day i sat on the toilet that's not why i'm getting i love it's literally have you tried drinking water have you tried turning it on and turning it off again um um so anyway i feel like i should update the gigglers and say i'm like i'm taking action and trying to get to the bottom of it quick shout out to my mom who i love waking up to like the craziest new york times articles that are like about the world's ending or like just i want to say thank you to all the moms out there for looking out why what did she send you today

46:21does the fertility cliff really hit at 35

46:28no words behind it 7 50 a.m i told you to freeze your eggs with me and you refused you refused when did you start getting utis dude the day i lost my virginity i got a uti the first time i ever had sex no it's truly been a lifelong journey i've been dealing with utis for 15 years i would have never lost my virginity if i knew this was what was waiting for me but i also feel like it has helped with your personality like if you were just a hot girl having sex and nothing bad was happening after you would have been a fucking monster like now you're like it humbles me for sure it humbles you do you want to know what i think also it is and this is just pure speculation so if any doctors are listening like is this a thing i also think you know like when you're you're running around a lot your immune system gets low and you're like oh i'm really like i'm i'm pushing it to the end like i'm gonna get sick you mean every day yeah and typically people have a thing where it's like oh my yeah my throat is sore or whatever mine is a uti and so like have you ever hooked up with a guy and not gotten a uti yeah tons whoa whoa she goes millions dick after dick after dick no honestly that's how i've picked a lot of my boyfriends i'm like well let me see if i get a uti and if i don't then you're good to go yeah and if i do like i've stopped talking to people because i'm like sorry we're actually not ph compatible and that's important to me maybe you'll come up with like a crazy invention like a real woman in stem because there's passively other other women like you um you know what i do feel called to raise some awareness actually i feel very as i get older i especially having a mom who's like in has been in menopause I do feel very strongly about women's health and like not to brag but when I did go to the White House for the women's health initiative it's actually so shocking how much there is no money for women's health and once you hit a certain age that's it they don't give a fuck about you there's no menopause health like at all like these women are literally discarded and they're running around sweating everywhere yeah they're like crazy like they're making it up so like i do feel so strongly just like about women's health that maybe i will get involved in the uti community because it's debilitating i also think uti sounds like it's not they make you feel bad about it like they do make it sound like they make it seem like well then don't fuck like it sounds like an scd yeah it's like okay well you're giving yourself because you're having sex it's like okay well i'm alive i remember the one time i got a uti i was like scared to tell my mom like I felt like a little a little dirty little slut but there's so many different reasons my brother's girlfriend actually goes to like which I didn't know this till like recently that she goes to like a specialist so I'm gonna like try and get an appointment with her specialist in the meantime but anyway that's where I'm at with my UTI journey it's possible your canal is just too narrow and it's the cross that I bear wait is it your ears that have narrow canals no my vagina has a shorter no you were spot on my vagina has a abnormally short canal compared to the other gals out there des told me he has narrow ear canals and i got the ick he's he's in the other room how does he know that great question like a doctor said that or he said that he's like look i've been sticking my finger in a lot of years yeah for years um i did get one text from our male correspondent bobby flay who's a religious listener yes shout out sophie flay we're big yeah we're big bobby flay and flay family advocates bobby was upset that we said he um men can't wear scarves and bobby loves wearing scarves i took it upon myself to speak for us and just say, Bobby, you're a chef.

50:48So it actually negates it. Chefs are allowed to wear scarves. Yes. And let me break it down for the gigglers on why. If you are in a profession that is so overly masculine and we hate any type of violence, but if you're in your job and at some point you've thrown a pot, you can wear a scarf. If there's a sharp knife or object, that's why the mafia, they can wear scarves. They can wear scarves. because they're there's hannah shiv's brilliant brilliant analogy spot on yeah that's exactly exactly yeah that's exactly yeah that's why athletes olympians olympians can wear scarves athletes walk in and they have a special outfit before they play the game they can wear a scarf finance bros can't wear scarves no they do they shouldn't because it's cold in new york but guess what's grosser than a scarf see look when a girl is cold it's adorable it's cute i'm so tiny when a man is cold he can't support a family that's not true and that's why p diddy lived in miami and that's a wrap on giggly scar this week oh my god um we love you guys stay warm happy holidays and talk to you later bye