Giggling about soft launches, sea sickness, and saying no

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2:20Hannah Berner: I mean the day just got away from me.

2:23Paige DeSorbo: So everyone was messaging me that it was a missed opportunity last week to say ganglion gigglers. Wait you froze. Oh wait you froze. Oh there you are. You're back. What'd you say? Nothing. You're like no comment.

2:41Hannah Berner: Wait what did you say?

2:43Paige DeSorbo: I said um last week it was a missed opportunity for ganglion gigglers yeah that actually was

2:50Hannah Berner: how's your ganglion doing she's good she's like she's thriving she loves Italy she's like is it bone or is it fluid I don't know but I'm definitely not gonna hit it with a book because one girl messaged me and she was like yeah like my dad did that and then like I broke my wrist that's like okay and i was like that would actually happen to me so i'm gonna go see

3:13Paige DeSorbo: a doctor and she was like i think that's best yeah also yeah i got a spray tan last night oh

3:19Hannah Berner: a little dark honestly against the light it doesn't look as bad your summer is filled with trials and tribulations it's one of i think one of the best summers you've had in a while no like it's never boring over in these parts oh what woman of stem of the week

3:44Paige DeSorbo: when is some of the week goes to page um for somehow getting like a moving picture perfectly placed um to like tease her audience about your love life it was a live photo that

3:59Hannah Berner: I saved as a video.

4:01Paige DeSorbo: Gorgeous. Perfect. So cute. Cause it's like about you.

4:05Hannah Berner: So we're at our second hotel and last night was our last dinner in Capri. And my dad gets the same thing for dinner every single night. He gets spaghetti vongole, spaghetti and clams. And last night he's ordering and he goes i'll have this betty spaghetti fungool which is fuck you in italy in italian and we all looked and he goes sorry i don't know why i just said that

4:43Hannah Berner: and the waiter was like there's a guy he was kind of like happens all the time like but it was like funculo to you too what do you want and it was just the best moment that's happened in so long i'd you know how like you have a joke that goes the whole trip ours is just making fun of my dad and like saying things that we think my dad would say like like the way he says like grazia like he says grazie like and so like every time we're somewhere where we're like, grazie, but no grazie. Like, we're just kidding.

5:24Paige DeSorbo: Why is there this thing with dads where like once they pronounce something, that's just how they pronounce it? There's no growth. There's like, if my dad thinks my friend's name is something and I correct him, he's like, that's their name. You know?

5:36Hannah Berner: Dads are just like built in entertainment. I don't know what it is. Like they hit a certain age and everything they do is just the funniest thing you've ever seen.

5:45Paige DeSorbo: well I want to know what the behind the scenes is like when shooting Gary and all these TikToks because he is serving he's locked in is he easy to work with on set is he what's his vibe he's

6:00Hannah Berner: pretty demanding on set he's like he's like come on let's do it where like my mom is the complete opposite she's like I want nothing to do with any of this and he like we did the one TikTok I posted it everyone was like in the comments loving it he came to my room like he doesn't have tiktok so like yeah even if i send him the video like he can't see the comments like i have to download the video and send it to him woman of stem of the week but he comes to my room like after it's been on the internet for like two hours and he goes you know i was thinking like we really should have done it again like i really could have nailed it and i don't think i nailed it and i was like

6:37Paige DeSorbo: shut up i remember during covid when i forced my dad to be in the videos which is so funny because he won't want to be in it but then he'll be like why didn't you ask me to be in it so i put him in it and then he has instagram so he was scrolling through being like people really liked our video

6:55Hannah Berner: and it really went straight to his head now that you're home how much did you miss butter

7:04Paige DeSorbo: that's my heart and soul that's my heart my soul when i walked in i go mama's here she's like thank god i have to pretend to love des anymore when i told you when i tell you she sat on my shoulder all night long all morning i actually didn't get out of bed for like three hours because i was like we just need to be together right now so she doesn't like get mad at you she's kind of used to me leaving her which is so sad to say she knows i'm gonna come back and the second i'm back she's like thank fucking god because she's been cuddling with des but she like looks away when she cuddles with him she's like oh yeah i feel like kitty's like love

7:46Hannah Berner: starved right now because everyone that goes and visits her is like she's all over me and i'm like

7:51Paige DeSorbo: because she doesn't know what's happening yeah she's taking anything she can get whereas butter I wish she would at least get affection from other people besides Des, but she hates my cat sitters. She's like, once she refused to eat. Do you remember she did an eating strike? Yeah, I remember that. The cat sitter was like, I think she's lost. She hasn't eaten for 10 days. I'm like, no, she just doesn't like you.

8:14Hannah Berner: She's like, she's actually trying to hit her goal weight. She's actually so grossed out by you. She lost her appetite. I don't know how people leave kids. like i was like this is an animal that can't speak to me and i'm like it's too long i did the trip for too long i can't be away from kitty this long do you know the fur bow actually makes

8:35Paige DeSorbo: it harder for me i stopped looking at my fur bow it's really sad wait hold on one sec i have to poop myself really quick okay i'll be right back okay the coffee just hit hold on 10 minutes later I actually lied. I had coffee like five hours ago, but I did make myself eggs like an hour ago. Okay. And I think I poisoned myself. Do you know what I actually did? Are you good at making eggs?

9:05Hannah Berner: Yeah, I can make eggs. Like scrambled, fried. I can do a poached. I went through a real poached egg phase in college. I don't know why.

9:15Paige DeSorbo: You thought you were better than everyone?

9:16Hannah Berner: I was like, sorry, I have an 8 a.m. class and I poach my eggs. What do you do?

9:22Paige DeSorbo: i don't have time to fully cook my egg we're doing a poach all my eggs like never taste as good as when people make eggs for me like i make des make my eggs it just tastes better when he makes them that's how i feel about sandwiches yeah but he was like busy and i was like you're independent woman like you could do this so i searched like how to make eggs actually taste good it's like you're just supposed to put like as much butter as you can which like no shit Sherlock do you fuck around with a hard boiled egg I love a hard boil oh okay but I need salt and pepper I love a pepper I love a summer I love a fig I love a horse I love a hard boiled egg with

10:05Hannah Berner: hot sauce you're freaky yeah I it's so it's such a good snack chop up like two hard boiled eggs

10:12Paige DeSorbo: some hot sauce on there Bobby Flay is shaking right now wait actually I this is the first time

10:20Hannah Berner: I've been away in Italy that I'm like I'm ready to come home like I miss my snacks you've been gone for too long a century I did the trip for too long this year you also you died you came back to life yeah I think that's what threw a real wrench in it well I'm over here while you're

10:38Paige DeSorbo: eating vongole i put a lot of butter for the first time in my eggs okay because i like making healthy food yeah you know like but i was like whatever i'm putting butter in it but i just shot my brains out so you scrambled yeah okay do you want to hear something really like i also put

10:56Hannah Berner: milk in it too okay i put every form of dairy in it so one of my i was talking to one of my girlfriends the other night and she was like oh my god that's so crazy that you had this happen to you in Capri I had the same thing happen to me I got this like crazy stomach bug lasted like a couple days she was like I got back home and I still like wasn't going to the bathroom like correctly she was like so I went to the doctor and he said to me that whatever I had triggered IBS and she's like and I've had IBS ever since and I go no when was this and she goes four years ago no so now i'm like wait a minute because i sit like even though i feel fine i'm not going to the bathroom normally yeah like it's not a normal bathroom experience and so i said this to my mom and she goes you know your mind is a really powerful thing and you keep saying that your body's sensitive and that you might have ibs and so god is going to actually give it to you so she goes you don't have ibs you had a stomach bug get over it she goes you had two stomach aches and now it's your whole personality yeah and so now i'm like internally though i'm like i have ibs because like okay today at lunch i had lunch ate normally and then before we got back on the boat i was like guys i'm just gonna do a quick bathroom break and i went to the bathroom and that's not me that's you that's my whole personality wait was there a place to go the

12:31Paige DeSorbo: bathroom on the boat yeah but i get too seasick so like i can't go down in there see that's where we're different i could shit anywhere in the air on the ground in the water no we had a boat day

12:43Hannah Berner: planned like a couple like the day before i died and it was like a smaller boat than like we usually take and I was on it for five minutes and I said you have to turn around like I actually can't do

12:57Paige DeSorbo: this today like I get obsessed with you you're like team we're done they go but you already paid I go I literally there's no amount of money worth my comfortability but what if you like just decided

13:11Hannah Berner: you were gonna jump in the water and chill in the water no I couldn't because the ocean I get seasick in the ocean yeah i can get seasick just i can get seasick just thinking about it do you

13:22Paige DeSorbo: know why i'm obsessed with you because then you'll be like water is my everything water is

13:28Hannah Berner: i am a water i'm a water sign no i do feel like i do i wait okay here's the other thing it's me my brother amanda and joe and me and my brother like i didn't realize that me and my brother are Olympic swimmers like we are so good at swimming because I was like looking at the two of them and I was like guys pick up the pace like wait were you like doing laps no like we were just like treading we were in the ocean but like me and Gary are like we're going underwater we're coming back up we're dolphins and they were like guys how do you go so fast and I think that I truly

14:10Paige DeSorbo: missed my calling as being a swimmer i do think your wingspan is like olympic level like michael

14:18Hannah Berner: phelps and you have kind of the same body type like i love a relay race in the pool i love like

14:25Paige DeSorbo: any swimming competitions because i race i love a summer i love a water and i really i i wish there was like some type of race i could wait this is you as an olympian actually i feel kind of seasick

14:41Hannah Berner: today can we not do the race today well i don't know how to dive you could learn i can't i've

14:47Paige DeSorbo: tried i love that you're like my entire identity is water but it also is my arch nemesis well my

14:53Hannah Berner: mom didn't teach me how to dive when i was little when i asked her to because she was too scared that i was uncoordinated and i'd hit my head so we just skipped that part of my childhood

15:01Paige DeSorbo: head once at a family party a random man was like i'll teach you how to dive and like like did that like toss me and like he was like bend over and he like flipped me and it was like that's how you learn how to dive and i'm like now i'm never now i can't trust men ever again and i'm never going near water i actually can't dive either page do you ever feel like we're constantly rushing from one thing to the next like we're always trying to answer one more text make one more plan squeeze one more thing into the day. I swear, lately I've caught myself treating everything like a checklist. Finish this, go there, what's next?

15:36Paige DeSorbo: And I've been trying to get better about actually slowing down and enjoying the little moments in life instead of rushing through them, which sounds very profound, but honestly, sometimes it's as simple as putting my phone down, sitting on the couch, and having a few minutes to myself with Haagen-Dazs, because some things are just better when you take your sweet time which got me thinking about something very important ice cream flavors i genuinely believe your favorite flavor says a lot about you not in a serious way but in a this explains so much about your personality kind of way so page what does your favorite hagenau's flavor say

16:09Hannah Berner: about you okay this is the first time i'm trying the coffee almond toffee look at that can this be your like full-time job this is a brand new flavor oh hell yeah wait how do they make it

16:24Paige DeSorbo: taste like i don't know but like so coffee espresso creamy you know what i was haagen-dazs

16:30Hannah Berner: really good at when you put your spoon for the first time you're not wrestling with someone on

16:37Paige DeSorbo: the other side no it's smooth yeah you guys that was the first time page and i have slowed down and stop talking for years also i'm really excited that coffee almond toffee is a new flavor because my vibe this summer is i'm chilling chilling and just letting yourself be that's a flavor you sit with you don't need any you don't need a boyfriend you need your family it's all you need the dark cherry truffle it has changed my life i love to eat the salted brown butter cookie when it's just like a cozy moment after spending a day being crazy just having that first moment that's purely yours and i also love a little salty sweet moment and that's what the brown

17:20Hannah Berner: butter tastes like i feel like as you get older you realize that's when you're an adult when you're like i mean if i'm gonna have sweet i'm gonna also have to have salty paige you're so dark cherry truffle it's so scorpio coated aren't i right when i saw it i said and then i opened it up it was a little bit of a pink shade i said yes i actually think that you are the coffee almond toffee for sure when i think hannah i think coffee toffee i feel like you go into the hairstylist and you're like the color i want is coffee toffee wait that's my hair color coffee toffee but honestly no matter what flavor you love there's something nice about giving yourself permission to slow down every once in a while and enjoy the moment you're in that's what i love about Haagen-Dazs, it's the ice cream that inspires you to slow down, savor the moment, and take your sweet time instead of rushing to whatever's next.

18:12Hannah Berner: So if you're ready for a little moment of indulgence, pick up a Haagen-Dazs and we dare you to try and not love the new Coffee Almond Toffee. With Brazilian coffee ice cream, buttery toffee pieces, and California almonds, it's a flavor that's truly worth savoring. Find Coffee Almond Toffee at a retailer near you and remember to take your sweet time with haagen-dazs also i don't typically get hit on in america like like i don't feel like men are out here like hitting on women anymore like i couldn't tell you the last time i was like somewhere and i was like i think that guy's flirting with me because i just it doesn't come

18:57Paige DeSorbo: across my desk it honestly doesn't yeah and you're like the level of pretty where like men really have to like talk themselves into doing it yeah i've read articles about that so today i'm like about

19:10Hannah Berner: i'm like leaving lunch and i'm like i'm about to go shit myself and i'm walking to the bathroom and one of the waiters goes hi how are you and i go good how are you in my head i'm like i'm about to shit myself but good how are you and he goes so much better now and i i was like oh my god and And then as I was walking up the stairs, he goes, and I was like, oh my God. Did you tell your dad? No, because my dad would be like, who? Where is he? No, I kept it in. I saved it for the pod.

19:45Paige DeSorbo: Wait, I'm so happy that happened to you. Thank you.

19:47Hannah Berner: I really needed it in my time of despair because I was like, I'm actually in a cold sweat if I don't get to the toilet.

19:54Paige DeSorbo: That guy was definitely hitting on you, but sometimes I'm like, is he hitting on me or is he just a beautiful Italian? talking okay here's the thing with the italians like i saw two men the other day they were police

20:06Hannah Berner: officers and i was like why are you hotter than our a-list actors in america no why are police

20:12Paige DeSorbo: guys in italy so hot and they're never working right no i looked at this like one garbage man

20:17Hannah Berner: i go we had rat boy summer last year can you come over like what's going on wait that's why i'm

20:25Paige DeSorbo: watching the world cup beautiful beautiful men argentina's team there was one guy with blue eyes like when he came on the screen i was like i i felt a visceral physical i was like yeah like i

20:40Hannah Berner: made like a gasp no i haven't felt a physical reaction to seeing a man in person in years years and i was like oh my god this is the best looking guy i've ever seen in my life and he's picking up trash in the streets of italy i was like get in my suitcase come over i'll make you a star i'll make you a star oh my god i'm like let me get you an acting coach let me get you an agent you have something we could work with you just start you're like can you sing what's your range

21:12Paige DeSorbo: of emotion like i also though with world cup i was thinking how like football has like hot guys but they're wearing helmets and then basketball is just not enough guys yep soccer is so many men and it's just and someone was joking it just looks like a love island cast because they're all just like 25 to 35 year old super fit it's the only time i see a man bun and i'm like fine see you know what the man it's i don't like i still don't like it but i feel like soccer players have this

21:49Hannah Berner: like different kind of swag like yeah like i like tattoos i've always liked tattoos and but in america there's certain men pull them off differently where i feel like when you're watching a soccer game you're like yeah you guys you all pull it off you're almost like that man

22:08Paige DeSorbo: needs a man bun yes that's a requirement for this job yeah there was like a goalie with a man bun that looked like he would have been weird without the man bun also i have to apologize to the community this this guy holland i said he played for sweden he plays for norway and these norwegian guys are straight up vikings they're all just like blonde blue eyes massive um so that's been fun for me that guy's birkin collection is like insane insane insane there's also all these girls online who are getting tagged because they look like him and they're like blowing up just like blonde girls that look like him so that's that's fun it's it's i've been enjoying the world cup and i talked shit about in the beginning and now i'm really into it i'm so happy for you who's left how many teams i feel like it's been going on for a year so what happens is with soccer like after the game they give them like tons of days to recover before the next game but like these guys like holland holland yeah he was in miami and they're in miami for like six days beforehand he's golfing he's going to 11 i'm like no wonder this guy was fucking tired in overtime he's fucking having the time of his life in miami one thing about soccer players

23:29Hannah Berner: though like they are so lanky like i feel like they run so much like there's i can't be with

23:36Paige DeSorbo: someone skinnier than me no they have zero body fat also but i think what's also what the girls are liking is that these guys are showing like a full range of emotion they go from like happy

23:48Hannah Berner: are we really sad to in pain someone posted imagine if they had a luteal phase wait did you see the endometriosis thing yes do you want to tell them so i saw this thing and it was england is like trying is rolling out this like endometriosis test that basically they can tell within a couple days by your saliva if you have endometriosis and then someone else commented and was like the only reason this testing has like started so vigorously as of late is because men are starting to feel symptoms of hormonal imbalances and they're starting to feel symptoms of like a endometriosis type pain and that's why it's getting so much love right now but here's the thing i've never heard of a disease that takes 10 years to diagnose that's come on

24:51Paige DeSorbo: the fact that all they need to do was get some saliva that's like the least invasive way they basically like actually we figured out we could look at you and be like yeah you endometriosis

25:00Hannah Berner: do you know how many women have had exploratory surgery to see figure out if one girl posted and she was like it took me 65 000 to figure out i have endometriosis she was like i went to eight specialists and had two surgeries like you're telling me i could spit in a fucking cup i just

25:19Paige DeSorbo: saw a video of a woman making fun of male doctors being like so what's the pain level oh eight and you're wearing mascara interesting um are you sure it's not anxiety are you feeling stressed at work okay like we've all had those conversations they're like maybe you should come back if it

25:38Hannah Berner: gets worse or don't i don't give a fuck one girl posted that she wanted to um i think she wanted to like get her tubes tied and the doctor wouldn't do it because she was like well what about what would your husband what will your husband think and she goes i'm not married and he was like well what what if you get married she goes i don't want kids and he was like i don't that's like a big she was like what you're like you're not doing this off of a hypothetical human that we both

26:09Paige DeSorbo: haven't met also she's not getting a drunk tattoo she's thought about it you're not just rolling into the doctor also as you know people say that dogs are boys and girls are cats yeah someone said that they were just studying heart disease in dogs and like they just started they just started testing in cats they were just using dogs and those studies on to say what cats need and i'll burn the whole country down the misogyny is rampant no it's actually so sad that even girl cats can't like escape it yeah because in the room it's all dogs making decisions for cats

26:50Hannah Berner: bodies it's so fucked up um love island's over thank god tell me what happened

27:00Paige DeSorbo: like did it end in a surprise or bad or like no the couple that one should have won i'm happy about

27:06Hannah Berner: I'm extremely happy about the couple that ultimately won. The final four, though, like. Someone posted and was like this one girl, her name is Kenzie. People apparently found her. Clam slammer. Yeah, clam slammer. People found her annoying. I didn't find her annoying at all. But somebody posted and was like. Like America hates an annoying woman way more than they hate a pathological manipulative man. And then listed like two of men that are in the final four that are like the most annoying men that I think have ever been on Love Island before. And it's just it is that big of a deal. Like Love Island is that big of a deal because it truly does show.

27:55Hannah Berner: It represents culture. It represents culture and it represents dating culture. And now like they're doing like there's a lot more articles that are coming out about how this is the first time there was like a hint of red pill in the Love Island sphere. And it was weird and it was scary.

28:11Paige DeSorbo: Can I say something crazy? People online never call men annoying.

28:17Hannah Berner: No.

28:17Paige DeSorbo: And I've met. A hundred annoying men in my life. because you all know if i knew how to do splits i didn't watch this season i know they showed a lot of splits i would have doubled the amount of splits she did if i could do splits but yeah annoying is a word used for women and by women as well okay we're we're calling out women as well

28:41Hannah Berner: women are calling other women annoying love island also they always do like a family day and like two members of your family will come you get to like talk to them and they'll tell you like what's what's America saying about it like what's the perception of you and Kenzie's dad didn't show didn't come but they had like a little video recording of him and so many people were like this is why she's so confident and doesn't care when a guy doesn't like her because he in the video was just like you're the best you're perfect you're doing exactly what you should be like don't listen to these people and so she wasn't in the final four but I and I'm not that mad that she wasn't in the final four because I do think who she was coupled up with is a you know you know the type you know those guys that um don't point at me you know those guys that like have this like facade and because they're good looking and a little bit tall so many women will fall for it yeah one of my biggest pet peeves and actually i get reminded of it every time i'm on vacation you know those kind of people that like you don't know them but you're like in a room or you're at a pool and there's people in front of you that talk loud because they want you to hear what they're saying because they think that like you'll think they're cool or something like that's one of my biggest pet peeves I can't stand it and I know so many men like I've been in a situation where men will do it and I'm like who who are you saying that so loudly for like who do you want to have a perception of you and like what do you think it

30:27Paige DeSorbo: is that's like men at airports with their fucking phones I'm like you have to get off the call in one minute we're literally taking off whatever you're talking about is not that important there's also so many times i hate to say it and we've been in a lot of these situations where stuff we have going on is more important than whatever's going on in that man's life but people around us treat their stuff more important people talk about their stuff more and when a woman does stuff she's ambitious men never get called ambitious because when they say ambitious with a woman there's a tinge of negativity to it like oh you're trying to be something you're trying to win at something when a man's ambitious it's like as he should be oh my god hannah you're so right whenever

31:14Hannah Berner: someone calls a woman ambitious there is like a tinge of like so she's not going to take care of a family she's got to be different oh she thinks so highly of herself she's ambitious like she yeah she thinks she deserves more than other people oh my god you kind of just blew my mind

31:32Paige DeSorbo: but i feel like that on reality tv it was like such a fight to like even show for a second i

31:39Hannah Berner: did stand up actually it never even made it yeah yeah girls jobs are still like not taking seriously i mean you can be like a really unsuccessful man and present successful if you talk loud and you're

31:55Paige DeSorbo: kind of scary like your stuff sounds really important which is what we have to learn from men just be like serious and loud sometimes when we talk about stuff i feel like the number one

32:07Hannah Berner: thing i get called is like from men is like you're kind of harsh and i'm like harsh yeah like and i think they mean like to say that i'm like blunt and i'm like okay but were you not thinking that too and it's like yeah but and it's like okay well i said it like you were also thinking it what i'm not allowed because i'm a girl like i'm not allowed to say it or i'm not allowed when

32:31Paige DeSorbo: men are harsh people think it's funny it's like he's just that's him he's straight up he's calling

32:36Hannah Berner: him out he's just straight up he calls it how he sees it and but like if a woman does it it's like that was really mean like i can't believe you said that does is like i love how he carries himself

32:49Paige DeSorbo: yeah and i really try to like replicate like i or ask him like how would you go about the situation that I'm in yeah and like sometimes I can't pull it off because I'm not a 6 '4 good looking gray haired established man yeah but like I'm trying and it's interesting how he's like you're allowed to say no to that by the way I had a little epiphany about saying no which I'm still bad at but um I realized that saying no to things is actually the equivalent of the feeling of a friend canceling plans but like you get to do it yeah so when you think of it that way you're like wait I can get adrenaline in a happy way from saying no to all these things in a good way not like it's losing opportunities it's more like me gaining time one time this is like a this is like

33:39Hannah Berner: a couple years ago I had a I have a female lawyer right now but I had a male lawyer and he was negotiating something for me and he called me and he said like what his plan of operations was going to be for this like one specific contract and my heart sank and I said now mind you this is like a grown grown man like this is someone's dad probably almost someone's grandpa that I'm like on the phone with and I'm maybe like 25 26 no maybe I'm like 27 28 and he's like telling he's like so I'm gonna to do this, this, and this. And I'm going to say this, this, and this to them. And I go, and he says, I've done it before.

34:23Hannah Berner: I've had other clients. I know how to talk to these people. And I said, I totally trust you. And I completely defer to your expertise. You're the attorney here, not me. I go, but I am just going to point one thing out. Your other clients were men and I'm a woman and if you go into this guns blazing for me I'm gonna lose the deal they're not they're just not going to respond to you the way they would in the past where if you representing a man the way they would represent you're now representing me and he kind of like paused and was like okay I I'm gonna take what you were saying kind of with a grain of salt and then he did try and negotiate and it like wasn't working and I ended up like switching and going with a female lawyer because I also just felt I don't know I felt more comfortable with her but that is an example that like okay even that isn't even playing field I had to like premeditate and think like okay well I can't say that because I'm a girl and they're gonna be like okay well then you're out we don't care we don't need you well she your female lawyer has had to

35:38Paige DeSorbo: fight for herself to get where she is so you know she'll know how to strategically fight for you because lawyers they ask you like how far should we push how far do you feel comfortable and that comfortability is something that you can speak with in a like-minded way because like yeah my female think are we red-pilled saying female my female i have a lawyer and she has a vagina yeah i got a i got a vagina lawyer um and she's like the most badass person my lawyer do you know she's she's like a head top whatever big wig dog she's a partner and she's pta president which when i heard that i'm like you're fucking sick bro like you're insane and mine comes on

36:27Hannah Berner: the screen and she always has like the perfect white collared shirt like popped and she always looks gorgeous like she's always got like a stud and like a low but and she's like if she pulls a pen from her bun i'd believe it like and she they speak so eloquently and i'm just like obsessed

36:47Paige DeSorbo: with female lawyers do you find on your zooms occasionally there's like men that talk for so long yeah there's obviously chatty women but like it's so constantly that's me and like my whole female team and then like one guy talking the entire time and we're all just like texting each

37:08Hannah Berner: other like well you want to know what i always think of that i always think of that tiktok sound where it's like why are you talking to me like I'm new to the music industry like you're new to the music industry I feel like it used to happen more in reality tv than like podcasting because like pot like giggly squad is like fun where I'd be like why are you talking to me like I've never filmed a reality tv show I remember this one specific instance and mind you I'd been on tv for like five years at this point and this guy came up to me and he was like all right so like this is how you film the show and like you're gonna want to do and i go i'm on a show buddy i go i don't give a fuck what you're saying to me and also you're not good on the show so i'm actually not gonna listen to you at all like leave me alone you freak it was so such a weird interaction i was like i i literally said i don't care what you're saying like i'm not listening to you I don't care and I like turned around I was like this is weird and you're weird and don't ever tell me how to film a tv show ever again anywho this episode is sponsored by State Farm you know how in life there are certain people you can just call whenever something goes wrong like the friend who brings snacks after a breakup the one who helps you move or the one who answers the phone and has the perfect piece of advice having good people in your corner makes a world of difference and with State Farm you can feel good knowing an agent is there to help you every step of the way.

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42:15Hannah Berner: I'm fired up in Italy too. I feel like I literally, my fuse is this short because I've been around my family and I can be myself. When are you going to go to Sicily? I know. Aren't you of Sicilian descent? Every time I plan this trip, I'm always like, guys, let's like do something new. Let's see something else. Like we've never experienced this. And my dad and guys, I want to, I want to go travel the world. I want to go to different places, experience different things. My dad won't let me.

42:45Paige DeSorbo: I totally get that. Cause my Papa refuses to eat other food besides things that are made by my Nana. And that's just Italian men. They know what they want.

42:56Hannah Berner: I'm still contracted to my dad. So I have to listen to him. and also like i feel like you hit a point in your life i would have thought that like when i hit this point i'd like be married and have kids but i feel like you do hit a point in your life where your selflessness how do i say this like you have to be selfless in certain situations because your parents are getting older wait so you're saying you let them have the master oh god

43:32Hannah Berner: no like we got to this new the new hotel and it was like they didn't have enough rooms like it was like booked also the hotel like doesn't have that many rooms so it was like three tiers of rooms and so it was like the best room the middle room and then the last room and like we all just like kind of looked at each other and i was like and they're like okay page gets the best

43:58Hannah Berner: you were like guys i have ecoli i'm like guys i died for four days and planned this entire trip

44:05Paige DeSorbo: i died and then i was risen in the best room of the boutique hotel also i kind of in my head was like did you leave hotels because there was too much chatter about you you know how you go on a

44:16Hannah Berner: vacation and i don't want this to sound like ungrateful but you know you go on a vacation you get home and you're like i need a vacation from that vacation yeah well especially like with full family yeah and it's like my dad's like breakfast at 9 30 and we got to be back at the pool and like if you're not drinking and having a cocktail by two like you're no fun and so it's like it's a lot and then like but if you eat at the wrong time you're ruining your then you're not hungry and then i have to have a phenomenal outfit and it's like it's a lot so two years ago i was like i want to do like a wind down so i found this hotel and so like the last three days we come to this hotel and we just literally chill no talking no talky talk no talking just like calm energy it's like so scenic here you're right on the water you can get into the ocean from the hotel rather than having to like go to a beach or like a beach club or whatever so it's like just a very chill actually last year when I was here Jason Statham and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley were here I don't think I ever told the story because I didn't want to like blow up their spot, but whatever.

45:22And so like we're sitting, I'm sitting on like one of the lounge chairs and I watched

45:27Hannah Berner: this like blonde woman like walk down the stairs and I was like, that's like the prettiest woman I've ever seen in my life. And she had, there was like a little kid with her. Like as she got closer, I was like, oh my God, that's fucking Rosie Huntington Whiteley. Then.

45:41Paige DeSorbo: That name is so classy.

45:44Hannah Berner: and so then we go up and we're like sitting in this hot tub and like coming walking towards us

45:50Paige DeSorbo: is jason statham well bald men famously love hot tubs do that every hot tub has a bald man sitting in it just i clocked it it's true every vacation there's at least one to two bald men in the hot

46:04Hannah Berner: tub but like i could tell that they're a private couple like you never see them in tabloids they are very proud they give zendaya and tom so i could tell that because we were in the hot tub he wasn't going to get in the hot tub with his son and so we were actually about to get out and so i said oh we're getting out you can get in and so then i hear him go oi rose they're getting out and i was like oh my god in it in it he's like oi and so then she comes walking towards with her daughter and the four of them get in the hot tub and like we got out and it was and I didn't say anything I didn't say like huge fan or like because I didn't want to like annoy them because obviously they're so private and I didn't want them to feel like they couldn't like be out and

46:52Paige DeSorbo: especially because you might see them again so you don't want to have like a yeah but it was like

46:57Hannah Berner: such a cool moment because what a couple to like see there's this creator Kat Stickler who yeah I met because she came to one of my shows in florida who posted like funniest things people have said

47:11Paige DeSorbo: to her and she said stuff where they basically were like oh my god you're so much prettier in person and like and like oh who are you with i won't tell anyone like i swear i won't tell anyone and like just what are the craziest things people say to you even though i feel like the gigglers are like pretty iconic and but like every now and then it's like people freeze and say crazy stuff

47:36Hannah Berner: you want to know what i got a lot of you're smaller in person oh no you're oh my god you're so much tinier and not height like i i felt like i knew what they were saying like like oh you look smaller and i was like yeah that was definitely like a southern not compliment at all like i know what you're saying like you think i look bigger on tv yeah i get it like but i haven't gotten one

48:04Paige DeSorbo: in a in a while like a weird one i do get a lot like oh my god you're like really you're pretty like people are shocked they're like i'm shocked they think that i'm gonna turn to be like well i smile they're like you don't look that much like a donkey as you did in your youtube videos yeah yeah but i haven't gotten something weird in a really long time my thing is people spot des before me because he's tall with like white hair it's like a lightning rod yeah so people spot him easier also des is about to go to la for like his first little press tour i'm so proud of him but kudos to des because he was famous in a different country and then to come here and start all over essentially and then have people comment and be like this guy's so funny like how is how do i not know who he is and it's like because he hasn't been in america yeah i wonder what it's like to be famous in a different country well he definitely like you have to change your mindset to be like oh yeah I'm this person when I'm here I forgot yeah me and him kind of switch roles when

49:17Hannah Berner: we're in Ireland it's kind of fun wait that's kind of nice to be really nice I bet that's like more of a bonding experience than you even realize because it's so bonding you get to almost see how

49:30Paige DeSorbo: you're seen by the other person yeah and also like the way he's protective of me sometimes in America I could see me being like, are you comfortable going to this place? I'm like that when we go to Ireland. But also then I get to be the free one where I'm like, I'll go to the store. I'll do whatever I want. Run around being reckless.

49:50Hannah Berner: I'll get into a fight in public because no one's putting it on the internet. Do you know that's my number one thing that I'm like, I can never get into a fight in public ever again.

50:00Paige DeSorbo: How many fights were you getting into in public?

50:04Hannah Berner: No, it's not fights. But like, okay, like a perfect example is the other day I'm walking up the stairs.

50:14Paige DeSorbo: You had this waiting. You're like, if I had to give you an example. There was this one time two minutes ago.

50:22Hannah Berner: I'm walking up the stairs, okay? And it's not a big, it's not that massive. And this guy stops at the top of the stairs right in the middle. And he's like on his phone. And I'm like, and I'm like trying to get by and I'm like, oh, excuse me. The man does not move. Not even a finger, not an inch, not anything. And I go crazy to stand in the middle of the stairs. I just said it. I go crazy to stand in the middle of the stairs. And he looked at me and I looked at him. And I walked away because I said, I can't get into a fight in public. because if somebody saw this and whipped out their phones at pages yelling at italian men in italy it actually would make sense but like yeah like if i saw you yelling at a man in italy i'd be like what did he do things like that i'm like what are you doing like this is a community like this is this is we're in public you have to act like you've been outside before also people should be honored if you were to tell them off like if i'm doing the oblited obligatory obligatory like excuse me even if there's nowhere to go you say oh yeah sorry like and you try and move a little he had so much room yeah I was like and so I was just like crazy to stand in the middle of the stairs like an insane move on your part and I just walked away but I thought wow that could have escalated really quickly and I need to think before I speak you might need a bodyguard honestly you never know but to hold you back literally to hold me back my flight from Toronto I'm I'm

52:00Paige DeSorbo: getting off the flight gorgeous female pilot and then the you know there's always two pilots but she was the head pilot the male pilot goes by the way my wife's a big giggler we went to your tampa show and i was like it's so i was like were you scared like men going to giggle squad shows that's like he's like don't worry i was in the back and i was like okay and then i turned to her and i was like you have to watch my pilot bit on my hulu special you'll love it so i'm now going up to female pilots telling them to watch my special but um she was so iconic like she was like gorgeous and like bossing his ass around and also when she was on the mic like she like was giving us good instructions i feel like sometimes the men just like they do like like she was like

52:46Hannah Berner: i actually listened to her like she cared yeah because women have to constantly be showing up men don't have to show like if they don't want to show up they don't have to do you know what i mean some man was bragging about like becoming going back to like being a professional tennis player

53:04Paige DeSorbo: professional golfer or something at like 42 he's like with five kids i'm a father and i'm deciding i'm like oh my god i'm like are you bragging or are you just being a deadbeat dad i can't tell this isn't a brag you have no idea how bad i want to be a dad if i could be a dad i would have done it five years ago i'm very much a husband like there's two husbands in this relationship we're in a gay marriage um sometimes i feel like in public i like to pretend that i'm like

53:36Hannah Berner: but it's not i'm not even blaming it on like my potential partner i'm so type a and i'm so controlling i don't know if anyone's picked that up on about me wait can i ask you a question that

53:49Paige DeSorbo: everyone was wondering i'm not saying you're not controlling because i've witnessed that you are yeah why are you not controlling of me at all because you're my sweet little baby angel like

54:00Hannah Berner: what you do everything perfect what am i gonna you would never you would never tell me like you never try to control me no i think because everything you do i'm like yeah and as she should I approve because everything any decision you've made if I put myself in that position I'm making the same decision you want to know what it is I think I respect you I respect you and I think you're smart so I'm like I also do run a lot of decisions by you yes and no though you'll run me through a scenario but you know in the back of your head what you're doing yeah that's like when i get when i talk to a psychic yeah oh side note

54:48Paige DeSorbo: putting my whole family at risk i woke up this morning and i'm at the point where i have to dermaplane my chin every two days okay i don't know how i got into dermaplaning but like that's

54:59Hannah Berner: where we're at i need a laser but like whatever can i say something really vulnerable yeah i got laser hair removal on my face i'm not dermaplaning i'm just taking a fucking razor to it like things that i have like i'm taking a regular razor that i shave my legs with and like if i have a hair

55:19Paige DeSorbo: i'm using that and i'm just getting so you think that's like like it's not that different just like right three lasers versus weight razors versus sorry razors hard for me to say three razors

55:29Hannah Berner: first one razor yeah but i feel like we came up with dermaplaning because it's more feminine when really it's shaving cream on your face no no no but like i'm usually oiled up anyway so i don't even need it you're slippery yeah seal but like my papa used to you put on a shaving oil

55:53Paige DeSorbo: and shave his face and I would stand next to him and I would put on my face and use a toothbrush and pretend I was shaving. I was always I was always a dad at heart. Well the thing I always

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1:01:46Paige DeSorbo: Can I say something really vulnerable? so i hadn't seen does in a while so i want i was excited and i was like i'm gonna do something crazy for him i'm gonna shave my whole body eyebrows down eyebrows down i was like let's give him a little present yeah we're going shaving whatever i'm like i shaved get in losers we're going shaving three hours later i got out of the shower shiny as can be like a like a baby dolphin and I was like you're killing a queen he basically was like you missed a spot and I was like where I had the longest black hair just coming out of my nipple okay

1:02:30Hannah Berner: I feel like people aren't out here talking I had three actually three just like dude I'm like three like i'm i'm hitting it with a with a razor at least once a week no well i normally kind of

1:02:49Paige DeSorbo: would but like you forget and like it was literally nothing on my body but like two or three black

1:02:54Hannah Berner: hairs on top of my nose okay i did an ad for the brawn laser like was that that's like almost two years ago yeah genuinely the best fucking laser i still use it and i'll take it to my nipples

1:03:08Paige DeSorbo: okay that makes me worried the sensitivities no you know i'm telling you the brawn at home laser

1:03:15Hannah Berner: does not hurt at all and one thing that the brawn team told me this is not sponsored it was previously but not now is if you're getting a laser and they're like it's like you have to wear goggles with hours they're scamming you because it's everyone that's selling these at-home lasers they're the all the same thing because it has to be like fda approved so there's really not one that's like that much better than another one and the brawn one i'm telling you it does not hurt it like every couple of weeks i'll like do it or whatever i'm not i don't like do it consistently

1:03:52Paige DeSorbo: but i'm i'll take it to my nipples no one talks about nipple hairs they're real they find their way out they're kind of cute honestly it's just minor like the one that was out it was dark it

1:04:04Hannah Berner: was like black here's the thing like i know for a fact some of my girlfriends don't have them like stephanie blonde hair blue eyes barely has a pew like for example des doesn't have them

1:04:23Paige DeSorbo: this has three blonde chest hairs

1:04:28Hannah Berner: like i feel like i have more hair like on the back of my neck going into my back than joe okay no like i'm a hairy girl yeah yeah i'm a hairy girl i've just i've just lasered the

1:04:43Paige DeSorbo: majority of it but page i was dermaplaning this morning and i do think it was about the time where I probably should get a new dermaplaner. But, you know, I'm not good at that. And something happened and it just like popped. It's cheap. It's plastic with like a blade. It popped and everything went all over the place. And I found like the dermaplaner on the floor. Could not find the little razor.

1:05:11Hannah Berner: Razor part.

1:05:12Paige DeSorbo: So then I'm like, okay, we have to call 911. There's a razor on the loose. Yeah. So I was like, Des, do not go in the bathroom. There's a little razor somewhere. no well no butter doesn't really go in the bathroom she's just she's sleeping but i was like this is code red like someone's gonna lose a foot so i'm but then i'm like looking for it i'm scared i'm gonna like put my hand down and like get fucking guillotined so for a full hour

1:05:39Hannah Berner: it was just like under the rug i can't believe the one spot you missed was your nipple she's

1:05:47Paige DeSorbo: my character energy do you shave like in your asshole i try yeah okay like it's not done well like no one's like that was precise okay it's like i i know when i've tried hard enough and i

1:06:01Hannah Berner: think des appreciates it he's like she put an effort i feel like i'm like if i'm on the ground in the shower i'm like i've done my job like if i'm in a full squat down or the second i cut myself

1:06:16Paige DeSorbo: which i do i'm like and we're good we've we've been we're bleeding we've tried hard enough also like not to brag i have a fat ass like there's depth like you have to go far to reach the butthole you have to pull up you have to unlock things like there's layers get it in

1:06:39Hannah Berner: you just scoop it up

1:06:44Hannah Berner: you have to pull it in all different directions i think about when i'm alone and i'm like someone's got to talk about this i've been thinking about nipple hairs for months so i'm so happy you brought

1:06:55Paige DeSorbo: this up thank you but right under my butt i'm actually known to have like a tuft of hair because like when you're shaving your bikini lines no i can't believe you just then you shave your butt

1:07:04Hannah Berner: but you don't shave right right below your butt i can't believe you just used the phrase tuft no because it's a tuft it's a speak of your body i have two tufts and it's i know it's tufts because

1:07:19Paige DeSorbo: every now and then i'll find the spot yeah and you when you look at your razor and you're like

1:07:27Hannah Berner: no i actually don't ever experience that though because i shave my legs every day

1:07:31Paige DeSorbo: but i also think because i have a big butt it's actually kind of hard to get below it sometimes yeah i don't have that or i could just be like using that as an excuse and i'm just fucking lazy

1:07:42Hannah Berner: i would not in like a weird way i would like to see your shower routine like i'd like to watch your shower i want des to shave that for me

1:07:58Paige DeSorbo: like I've I haven't been in the right situation but like I think I'm just gonna be like babe could you get this I'm just gonna lean over like my spray tan girl like I'm just gonna lean over and you get it because also sometimes I don't do the right direction I want to see what your routine

1:08:12Hannah Berner: is what you start with what you're like how long you're doing certain things can I tell you

1:08:19Paige DeSorbo: something I do I love a shower I love a shower you love a shampoo now I would like to say that

1:08:25Hannah Berner: I think that you're one of you're a really good example of someone that washes their hair a lot and has amazing hair and I feel like the not washing your hair sometimes is like a myth because you're someone that showers every single night and you wash your hair and you have

1:08:46Paige DeSorbo: phenomenal hair thank you thank you because I've dealt with a lot of cyber bullying and you always

1:08:52Hannah Berner: speak up for me and i appreciate that you have some of the thickest healthiest hair i've ever

1:08:56Paige DeSorbo: touched i do also want to say there are some new gigglers who came on because of smile gate um or the master massacre well welcome to nipple hair but i was just thinking how they show up and we've been just talking about shitting like two episodes straight okay well we talk about what's going on in our lives true also someone told me they took like a food panel test so it's like have you done it because i googled it and they were like this is not fda approved and like it's normal to have different reactions to different foods no but one of my girlfriends i think has done it and she did

1:09:31Hannah Berner: like a like one of the allergy tests along with it and i feel like it did help her okay i might do

1:09:37Paige DeSorbo: it but like there's no it's not proven in any way and i don't want to like cut something i don't have to because i really like to have diversity in my food have you ever done an allergy test yeah but it's like everyone's a little allergic to grass cool glad i paid 1500 for that wait are they yeah everyone's like okay like maybe you shouldn't rub grass all over your knees and like itches a little yeah it's itchy when you roll around in grass noted i'm 34 i'm not gonna so i won't wrestle someone in the grass got it if you do the food

1:10:14Hannah Berner: sensitivity i would like to do it too because i feel like it's is it one of those things that you have to go in for or is it one of like a blood test oh oh well i think there are other

1:10:25Paige DeSorbo: ones but i want to do like whatever is most invasive is the one i want to do yeah like let's make it accurate we know we're getting older because i'm like can we just go to the doctor all the time i love a doctor i love a summer no i have a lot of doctor's appointments that

1:10:40Hannah Berner: I'm making when I get home top of the list gang top of the list gang and then I do feel like I need to go to some type of gastrointestinal can I show you this thing on the my back sure can you see is that a pimple yeah I could get that is it a pimple like a cyst I don't know

1:11:01Paige DeSorbo: but I was like my grandpa had it it's fine and my mom was like your grandpa has skin cancer we're just like growing horns no something's happening to us this summer someone put a spell on us of the things happening to me i'd rather be these things like there's so

1:11:16Hannah Berner: many worse things that could happen to you 100 there's girls our ages going through perimenopause why would you why would you put them into the universe because i just want to i just want to raise awareness yeah raise awareness for them and know that we stand with you and we're here for you

1:11:29Paige DeSorbo: actually what's his name who's the like Sirius XM radio guy Howard Stern his wife Beth Stern posted a photo of her in a bikini with a sticker and it's like a estrogen sticker for menopause that the cool girls are wearing and now people are using stickers for like vitamins and stuff like you put a sticker on all day and it like gives you stuff but I'm a sweater so yeah there's there's like a company that's doing like use all your vitamins with stickers

1:11:59Hannah Berner: yeah i did see like people doing things where it was like you can inject estrogen into like your vagina and like different stuff one of the things that i did see though was that like they're saying if you have too much estrogen like it could potentially cause cancer but like everything causes cancer these days well also that brings me to the peptide discussion where

1:12:21Paige DeSorbo: like doctors are like hey when we first started peptides there was some stuff that's working obviously gop ones and stuff she's like now you guys are ordering from random websites yeah and this shit is crazy and they're like and it's not studied like you could be yeah your skin looks good but you also could be growing a tumor from it one thing we've learned from our mistakes our mistakes is you don't need to always inject or add things to your natural body like sometimes what let's do a kim to sorbo for a second be what god wants you to be do you need it

1:13:01Hannah Berner: no do you need it i'm so down for people taking glp like do whatever you want truly i don't give a fuck but the moment that someone says like it's we don't we didn't test it like we don't know what could happen and people are like cool i'll inject it that scares the shit out of me

1:13:22Paige DeSorbo: I think that's insane yeah because at the moment you're just like yeah let's have fun and then you could die we when did we become Italian moms you're gonna die this is my mom like right when

1:13:35Hannah Berner: I got into high school how do you know your body won't react differently to a drug as somebody else's this is why you can't smoke weed and I was like I feel like I can my mom commented on

1:13:47Paige DeSorbo: our video of me with the botox saying don't do drugs also you know what it feels for my mom and grandma who've never touched a needle to look at me like you fucking crazy bitches this is

1:14:00Hannah Berner: why like just listen to genetics no and also like botox helps so many girls like there are so many medical things that like well it helps with sweat yeah it's really helped me with sweat it helps people with migraines and i'm not anti-botox at all like i'm definitely gonna do it again at some point it's just i can't i'm in shock just like we're in a weird cycle right now like just wait for the like the bad juju to go away i need a woman in stem particularly like one of the girlies that does accounting what are the fucking chances that me and you both out of whatever four times we've done it total my girlfriends have gotten botox since we were like 26 and they're like i've never had something like this happen that happened to you and hannah like that's insane and i'm like

1:14:49Paige DeSorbo: no really what is the math on that i have a photo shoot tomorrow which is why i got a spray tan and it's too dark um we'll deal with that later what should i do should i put like what do you shower yet yeah oh god oh oh when did you when did you get it you last night when did you shower

1:15:14Hannah Berner: this morning oh you're only one shower you did you so no oh okay so you're gonna be fine just once you use soap you're good so i have a photo shoot with lululemon tomorrow and like i'm

1:15:26Paige DeSorbo: tight with the girls there so like there's no they know what's going on but i was like we're doing editorial we're doing dramatics we're doing how are you gonna do it well i can't go like this imagine every lululemon store it's just this

1:15:47Paige DeSorbo: so pray for me i i will be a little a little open what's your wait what's your advice for

1:15:54Hannah Berner: like a little open mouth that's good yeah i don't ever like it to be like um like american girl doll when it's just like you can see people's like two front teeth i feel like you have to give a little bottom to teeth too yeah yeah yeah that's really good you're really good at it well

1:16:12Paige DeSorbo: because i have no i have just cheekbones and a fucking lip right now that's all i have left but basically when i smile it makes it bad so i'm doing like a serious little lemon shoot yeah that's like a stern stern yeah um so pray for me anyway guys thank you for giggling with us we love you so so much and have an amazing week thank you bye