Giggling about sports, socializing, and saying sorry

0:14What's up, Gigglers? road nana called me she was like what what did i do to deserve all this love i keep getting messages oh wait what yeah wait where did they what means of what platform did they it's on threads nana doesn't even know what a thread is besides what may be on her gorgeous sweater let me let me just preface that i am doing something that's like so evil to do to my friend and I made Hannah wake up at 7 30 in the morning because she's in LA I have to catch a flight and I was like we have to record Giggly Squad and this was the only time that worked for us so Hannah's like Hannah's still fully sleeping so whatever she says in this next 45 minutes she's not liable for it's not her her hair looks if you're listening her hair looks stunning I've never seen it so So perfectly tousled because she went to bed, what, probably three, four hours ago.

1:28It's still done. Who knew a curl could hold? You literally look like you could Irish dance at any minute. You have the perfect ringlet. Wait, at Athena Alberto, she's incredible. She's incredible. If you question how a curl could hold, just watch this episode. No, I had my L.A. show last night and Paige was like, hey, I got to like do like a 745 record the next morning. I was like, sure. I was like, we could do it later at night and it could just come out a little bit later in the day. I was like, I can totally get up at 730. I can do it. And then I'm getting texts at like 720. She's like, I mean, I'm ready when you are.

2:16I'm like, no, it's honestly so mean of me because let me tell you, I had the slowest morning. I woke up. I took a shower. I had iced coffee from yesterday Old iced coffee that I poured in here And then I had a lactate creamer Threw that in Let's fucking go I'm not fucking around this pod I'm awake now I'm awake now I mean let's get into it Okay one thing I want to say that I've been thinking about all week I mean and all morning Because you've just been waiting for me Literally I'm just like what am I going to talk about on the pod And I rarely do a mental health moment of the day or of the week Because I'm like You go that's more Hannah's thing down like the rest of us okay cry to your mom in one uber ride and then suck it the fuck up i saw this tiktok the other day and it was like a funny tiktok and a girl was saying something about i didn't overreact if anything like i underreacted and you know when you're like in your mid-20s maybe even early late whatever and you do something and you're like that was a crazy situation and it sticks in your brain so much that you think about it years later before you're falling asleep at night like you just lay in bed and you're like remember when i absolutely not talk about the bed right now because like i'll fall asleep i swear to god if you bring up sleep or the bed i will fall asleep right now i'm fighting for my life and that's not i was like what kind of pillow were you sleeping on tell it to me slowly

3:47i'm also fully wearing my daphne hannity pajamas right now like no is it the best sleeper ever i like i inadvertently made a pajama line for pregnant moms and i didn't even mean to i was gonna say you made a pajama line just for me and pregnant moms i am a pregnant mom i get so many pregnant moms being like hey this shirt that ties in the front is fucking phenomenal for breastfeeding And I'm like, I didn't even mean to do that. Literally everything in your line works for my mom. Like, are you trying to say something? Wait, sorry, I interrupted you. What were you going to say? So, you know, when you're laying in bed at night and you're like, oh, my God, remember when I was 24 years old and I like freaked out in front of everyone and like, how could I have done that?

4:31Recently, I've been like thinking about those moments. And I'm like, I wonder if I'm experiencing moments right now that in five years I'm going to be like, wow, I overreacted. and I was like you know what no if anything there are so many times where I have underreacted but society has made me think like don't be dramatic don't be crazy like you're being a bitch when in reality I should have burnt your house down yeah no that was my mental health moment for the week like you're not overreacting if anything you could be underreacting and you'll think about it in five years literally i had so many points i wanted to say and i forgot all of them because that was like such an intense way to start the pod when you know i'm asleep and you're like let me just start about like judging our entire life and what i should have done and i literally had good points to make and like my brain was i'm actually so sorry for that no we actually can i have a mental health moment sure because i shouldn't have watched traders it was it triggered me it did the reality of it yeah and i just have to say i'll make this quick just like ron funch is as a fellow comedian and i watched there's a scene where like dorinda says something that's like not that bad and like kind of mentions his family and he responds like fuck you never talk about my family again and i literally what's the problem i literally like was talking to my friends and I was like that was out of nowhere and that was insane and and then literally today on threads Ron Funches was like do you really think that's the only thing she said to me and that's how I reacted and I'm like you fuck Hannah fucking burner how dare you do that to someone else how dare you do that to someone else after what you went through so um just know that there's a lot more things that are said to make people snap than what you see you want to know what you're kind of like I don't want people to get triggered by this you're kind of like an alcoholic where like you were like I've been sober for this certain amount of years you know what I actually could probably handle one cocktail at dinner and you're like you had the cocktail at dinner and you're like see I'm totally fine you're like you go back to dinner the next week and you're like maybe I could have two cocktails you have two cocktails and And then you're like, hold the fuck on.

6:59I'm getting on the bar. Now I've been arrested. I'm on TMZ with my shirt off. And I'm snorting lines of cocaine. We now find you in L.A. waking up at 7.30 a.m. being like, you know what? I miscalculated. I go, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I've lost my family and my friends. Hannah is no longer our traitorous correspondent. We hate to see her go. But we respect her at this time. I mean, the fact that I felt a negative feeling towards the adorable Ron Frunches when clearly more stuff was said to make him snap. And I just want to apologize to the community. No, I had so many people in my DMs being like, loved your rant about Colton.

7:47Loved it even more knowing you haven't seen a single second of the season. I'm like, and that's what I'm here to do. I'm here to have opinions on things I don't know about or care about people were like Hannah like how can you do two episodes and I'm like it's just about having really hard takes about things you don't know that much about and you just have to fucking commit pick a side and go and Paige and I tend to pick separate sides and that's 30 minutes that's 30 minutes right there because okay if you get on the phone with your friend at like a random time during the day it's literally just you two back and forth yeah you don't call with an outline and next thing you know you're two hours in and multiple people's names have been dragged through the mud literally my one of my girlfriends called me like last week and she and i go i was like hey i'm really tired i actually can't get on the phone let's like voice note this and she goes totally respect your privacy i just have to say one thing on the phone it's gonna be two minutes four hours later I was like I was early for something I've now missed it like you've ruined my day let me say something as social about socializing as two people who have social anxiety and we're both so respectful of each other's social anxiety um like I'm literally like call me when you feel like it I'm here I'm waiting by the phone but like i'm literally like that i'm like i won't i won't call you out of nowhere because if i do i know you get startled you do always tell me your location you're like hey i'm sitting at this hotel i'm in my room i'm in a peaceful place there'll be no sudden movements

9:32but i do have to say now i can't now you know what i'm doing every time we were like hey i'm in the uber i'm on my way to the hotel give me a call if you want if you need me if you feel safe if you feel secure if you've done your deep breathing i'm available for about 15 minutes tops and then i will have to go and continue my day meanwhile me calling my mom blowing up her phone my mom needs to have a restraining order on me my mom might go no contact with me for what i put her through the past two weeks because i've called her so many times i'm like and another thing back to the morning conversation my life is one long phone call with my mom with breaks in between that's what our life is no it really is it's a stream of consciousness speaking of mother-daughter duos yes we didn't this is the first time we get to talk about that we're interviewing kate hudson brenda song and mindy kaling for netflix the kate hudson goldie hahn relationship mother-daughter relationship is one of the best things in my life personally Kate Hudson just got nominated for an Oscar and Goldie Hawn's and she sings in it she's a she's amazing Goldie Hawn's caption of like congratulating her daughter was as if she had just graduated the sixth grade and like is going into junior high like it felt like she just had Kate like it was like my baby like like years ago I had this baby girl Kate and like now look it was just so sweet and wholesome also she is an example of a nepo baby that we're like thank god thank god she got into acting thank god thank god she gave us how to lose a guy in 10 days still one of the greatest rom-coms that ever did ever did it that ever did live um another thing that's been on my timeline and like oh you came you were like i came prepared i came hannah's fully asleep and i have things to say another thing that's on my timeline that i like literally didn't ask for um but since this is a sports podcast the miami football game why i'm getting fed this so i see like one tiktok of like some speech and i'm like that was like so sweet that's like the sweetest speech i've ever seen then i see another tiktok and it's like long on the speech i stay too long on the speech yeah and then i got the entire lore of the guy on indiana fernando mendoza who is now my personal wait this is not to brag but like mama's been on the road and i haven't been able to consume miami niche sports content can you tell i didn't want to consume miami niche sports either can you tell the group what's going on in layman's terms basically there was like a big football game everyone was freaking out about it and it was miami indiana great apparently indiana is horrible this is the first time in a billion years they've ever been good their quarterback is this kid named fernando mendoza now unbeknownst to me he's from miami his parents are cuban he's from miami he grew up his whole life wanting to go to miami oh i later find out that the coach of miami also went to high school with this guy's dad so you think he's gonna go to Miami he's gonna be put on the team he goes I'll walk on Miami's like get out of here we don't want you see that's fucking crazy because for well you guys don't know walk on is literally saying can I play for free I don't need a like a scholarship just let me it's basically like can I can we let me sit on the bench so they basically said no to letting me on the bench he goes to Indiana he becomes the quarterback He wins the Heisman Trophy this year.

13:23They go undefeated. Which is insane because Indiana never has come close. He goes down to Miami for the last big whatever championship it is. Not only does he make the game-winning touchdown, his parents are in the audience. His mom has MS, so she cannot stand to cheer for him. So the dad doesn't stand either. He sits next to her. It's fucking 6 a.m. I can't do this right now. I'm literally on my phone. It's 2 a.m. And I'm crying over Fernando Mentos. I'm like, now I need more. You know sports is the only thing that makes me cry. Like, I won't cry about anything except sports. So it was the sweetest story.

14:07And in a world full of male loneliness epidemic bullshit, here comes a guy, whatever generation that even is. I mean, senior in college, I have no idea. Is that still Gen Z? Yeah, I would assume. He just seems so pure. Like he's so just like a nice guy. Like it's just. Honestly, all the men should be taking rather than like watching red pill pill tick tocks of guys looks maxing. They should be like looking up to this kid. And it was and then there was a shot of him like at 11, the strip club in Miami. And I was like, have a great time. Yeah, that's where we went on. That's where Paige got me a table.

14:50And that's where Ja Rule came out. Make sure you listen to that episode. Anyway, I hope to never be back on college football TikTok because that was. The truth is, is sports is men's reality TV. So it does kind of track that, like, if you would consume male content, it would be the most dramatic game. I was like, yes, give me a story, honey. Give me side characters. Give me lore from high school. No, literally, it's like a reunion that you were watching. was the bowl championship um also the fact that you said layman's terms that's so funny to me because i'm like first of all who's a layman and do you think layman is like can some people stop using my terms yeah i always like to think about it like in my head i picture someone laying down like you can listen to this information while you're fast asleep but layman's like maybe let's not plagiarize and let's come up with their own things and stop using my shit um in terms of socializing I just remembered one of the things I was gonna say the rest is dead it'll never come back to me um so as someone who's nervous about socializing I might say this before but I feel like for mental health it's good for you to be around people to see yourself through their eyes because you know how you're like constantly like in your own head making up your own stories about like who you are and like what you do and like who what's your story today of how people view you And then you like hang out with one friend and they say one thing and you're like, oh, okay.

16:14Like I made a real complicated situation. Have you ever described yourself to someone and then you sat back and been like, I'm nothing like that.

16:26Like sometimes I'll hear myself and I'll be like, yeah, I'm like, I love going and doing that. And I'll be like, no, I don't. I literally hate going there and doing that. Now when I go into that perspective, it makes me see some positivity. because sometimes I'm like this is just me like forcing myself to like extend energy when I don't need to also I do want to expose the name of someone I told a story about on my pod because I'm very protective of people and I will not tell people's names but I ran into them yesterday and I was like do you know I told a story about you on the pod and she was dying laughing she's like you should have said my name you should have said my name can you tell them it was me because that's hilarious so the girl who was trying to like party with me who was traumatized to find out not only were you in your 30s but you were also betrothed married i forgot about that part yeah thought i was 27 which obsessed with her obsessed with her um it was tara yummy who i did not know who she was i just like she started messaging me and then grace my gen z icon was like that's mrs.

17:35Tara yummy that you're talking to and I was like oh my god and Tara came to my show last night we had so much fun she's on like YouTube like she's like a streamer and she's just like that girl and she's just so fun and really friendly I feel like I've used like her sounds before and she has amazing taste in comedy clearly but she's so cute she comes to the show she stays afterwards we're talking and she looks at me and she goes I was gonna ask you to come out with us but I know you don't do that and i said and that and now we're gonna be close babe now you get me hey nana um when's your when's your ambien start when do you have to take that she said you need a hot tea it's past 8 p.m peppermint i know you like peppermint can you put my pill in the jello please you know i'm like tara do you homework strikes 10 and you're like sarah honey get my get my socks my knee get my socks tuck me in but no i had the show in la and actually wait we're gonna be great grandmas like can we skip all that like kid shit and being a mom and all that like um like pain staking and just decision i feel like the only difference between grandma and aunt is like grandma like well there's lots of difference but but you both can like leave when you want but also grandma like you're the matriarch like like you're like i was talking to nana who yeah she called me and she was like she was like why am i getting all this love like you love me so much and i'm like nana you made everyone right like it's because you You and Papa met at a church when you were 18.

19:23I basically started this family, and none of you would be anything without me. Literally. Not to bring this up because I know your grandma has since passed with my grandpa, and they're hanging out right now, giggling. I have zero grandparents. You talk about your grandparents every single pod. You literally sound like Des when I complain about my grandpa, and he's like, you have two grandparents and two parents left. I have nothing. you know it actually is so like it's so nice you being 34 and you still have a full set of grandparents that's like unheard of i feel like and see that's perspective instead of me crying every night over my grandpa i should have the gigglers i mean your grandma got to see you get married that i feel like that rarely performed at carnegay hall my grandma's lived to be she's famous but one thing about i have to say about my nana she does not stop talking about death she literally just gets on the phone and she's like okay now i live such a good life i've lived such a good life and i love you and i hope i make it to the next time i see you and i'm like why always hoping to make it to the next day it's so morbid what are you and paige doing because i need something to look forward to and i'm like nana you're gonna make me cry it's literally 11 a.m on a Tuesday and she's like yeah oh I've had so many good life experiences what did I do to deserve this beautiful life that's gonna end any day now

20:57she's like okay I hope I talk to you again and this isn't the last time bye I'm like Nana why I'm like I'm crying in an uber right now like why do you do this I'm having a great day that's gonna end any any second oh and then my papa apparently got this like test and the guy was like he's perfect he's gonna live till he's 100 she goes i'm gonna die before papa take care of no nana and papa are gonna literally go on the same day there's no way they're living a second without each other yeah no i know and that's the ultimate romantic thing like murder suicide that's what you have to do i was just gonna say this romantic comedy

21:44i have been watching like all of the major movies that well i have like a list that have been nominated you're basically in the academy i'm in the academy you are the academy i'm sag i'm voting i'm i'm in there so i watched begonia over the weekend and last weekend and i watched sinners what are your thoughts emily stone former emma stone is such a good actress and she's so good at like begonia was one of like the weirdest creepiest very original like storytelling and she's so good at in her movies being relatable yes also being the actress in that you need in that movie like the character in that movie i don't know how she does it you know how we talk about like oh if you're going to see like a ryan reynolds movie you're going to see ryan reynolds pretend to be something but you're watching ryan reynolds emily stone is so good at being her no i love it that's like my new thing i'm like don't call her the wrong name she's requested emily she's so good at like you knowing it's her but also fully believing in her character you're so right and I thought I was gonna hate that movie see I love weird ass movies like that and it's but it's funny because Emily Stone is in it you know she's gonna take care of you you're like I know that she's gonna make sure this is gonna be good for us I love her friendship with Jennifer Lawrence because whenever I'm gonna watch a Jennifer Lawrence movie I'm like even if the movie is shit I don't care because I want to watch Jennifer Lawrence do whatever she's doing I want to hang out with her for the next hour and a half so I don't care what the other characters are doing I'm gonna watch her you know what people don't talk about enough EZA and Crazy Stupid Love were such fucking good movies that do not get recognized enough in the cultural zeitgeist one time I dated a guy and um it's horrible okay it's literally 7 a.m why would you say that crazy stupid love i went through a phase where like that was the movie i would just like turn on at night to be like like we'll fall asleep to this and he was like i think that movie is the worst i think it's so stupid it makes me feel like uncomfortable and weird and like don't put it on let's unpack that sir let's unpack that let's In layman's terms, let's unpack that.

24:16And I was like, that's such a random movie to absolutely be triggered by. It's a romantic comedy. What's his name is in it. Like, how do you hate anything? Steve Carell is in it. And what's the hot guy? Ryan Gosling. Yeah. I'm like, how do you hate anything with Ryan Gosling? That's so probably wanted to sleep with Ryan Gosling, you know, and that's that's a cross. That's like not mine to bear for a minute. Yeah. wait can i give a a beckham update yes because i actually talked to des which we don't talk enough about des is a scorpio just like page and he's a psychic even though he doesn't believe in psychics but and i said that's what is going on with the situation and he's like i don't know what you're talking about tell me what happened and i'm like okay well pages like psychic take is that the girl wrote it and he goes what did she say and i gave him the t of it and he goes this is what gives it away no guy would care that much about their wedding he goes no guy would write about their wedding that much and i was like so you didn't like getting married to me and he's like this isn't about us well i i also think oh my god look victoria beck i'm like team victoria on this David Beckham came out and he was on some like he was like corresponding some type of show in the UK some like match or something.

25:40And he inadvertently said like kids have to make mistakes and you kind of let your kids make mistakes on their own and especially with social media. And then one of her like stylists came out and said that she was like, look, people can come out with different stories and be like, Victoria is awful. no nicole is awful which is like not good for girlhood but continue yeah we're again we're getting distracted there's more important things happening in the world but then these two hot girls fighting but anyway i continue kind of like the same thing with like prince harry even though the situations are so no i don't think they're that similar it's just like that they're british yeah if a guy wants to leave his family like he's doing it like i don't know like that is like a thing within him like you can't tell him anything wait that's so funny because daughters don't do that yeah i feel like daughters if the roles were reversed i really think people would be like hey is he controlling you like no one's really diving into that i don't know it's a sad situation also i do have to say nicola does follow me on tiktok which means she has like incredible taste like highbrow taste in comedy so i have to factor that in um but then also i victoria beckham is my everything if i'm at my wedding and posh spice wants to dance i'm gonna let her freaking dance she could beat me over the head in the face at my wedding cutlery at the wedding and i'd be like thanks people are tagging me and um our our fallon of me doing the worm going victoria beckham at nicola's wedding but the truth is this is like family shit and i i it feels like dirty and but also let's remember british press is really intense is insane like next level and i know this as a tennis watcher that yeah in all the grand slams wimbledon is the one where like there's always chaos because the press like goes insane with the players and it's like unacceptable wait yeah speaking of tennis is there something going on with two of the tennis yeah what's going on with the two if you guys want to know okay okay naomi osaka yeah and sarana kristaya now kristaya has been in the game for a long time she's 35 this is her last year of playing this is her last australian open she's playing naomi osaka who has is gonna go down as one of the greatest of all times had a baby and is now like coming back hasn't fully oh i didn't know she had a baby yeah she was basically at the top of her game like everyone's like she's the next arena had a baby and now she's like coming back she's seated now she's doing great i feel like a full espn sports broadcaster right now this is the thing about women's tennis it's brutal like it's one-on-one for like three hours you're basically fighting a girl you'd love it and you're like tell me more what are the strategies so so in tennis there's all these like little things that make things like rude or not rude like for example the last one with taylor townsend and someone else um osipenko got mad because she won a point when the ball hit the top of the net and came over which is like lucky and if you win a point even if it's not the reason you won the point but it happened during the point you should put your hand up to just acknowledge like i'm sorry which is funny because baseball i love that in women's tennis it's like and also be courteous you also you you have to win but you also have to say sorry for winning oh my god but meanwhile baseball the guy will take a hard baseball rock hit a guy square in the back it's great in the back and he won't say sorry i'll be like what's up i'm watching what does i'm like he didn't put his hand up and he's like they just don't do that and i'm like you that was by accident you can say sorry he didn't purposely hit the guy not to bring the heated rivalry into it all you have to we all do all i see are like hockey clips and them fighting and then i saw a hockey clip and it was like kids hockey like maybe the kids were like 11 12 years old and they were letting them truly beat the shit out of each other on the ice and i'm like hey um this is so fucking crazy that this is even an allowed thing in the sport like i don't understand that girls hockey like do that i don't think no because they're normal we kill each other with words i think because i like was so passionate about traders that i kept getting tiktoks of like professional athletes that have done some of the most horrible things to women and their girlfriends wives and it's like and then they got a 50 million dollar deal to play for the next five years and it was like they got they strangled their girlfriend they had to sit out two games they got caught smoking weed had to sit out four and so it's like there's all these little things in these like super male dominated arenas that like i feel like we don't even notice because we're like we're not even in there yeah that subconsciously teach them like no you can do that like just as long as you're good at a sport we don't give a fuck now for women's tennis i do have to say like this shit is happening all the time like this isn't like a crazy drama like there's other matches where there was drama and like it's just naomi's such a star yeah when you win a point you're allowed to be like come on but when you say come on there's also rules you can't do it now they know you have to curtail your you have to curtail you're not allowed to say come on like at the girl you have to like say it in the general vicinity so if i hit a winner and i look at you and i go come on right at you that's considered bad worship but if i turn to my team or i just say come on in the in the air it's okay in hockey i can pull my helmet off beat the fuck out of you well look tennis is a gentleman sport as they say but it's funny i've never said it out loud and me saying out loud the nuances sound fucking insane but that sounds insane you're just like yeah these are like the rules also in junior tennis you call your own lines so that means like you're basically your own umpire do you know how much cheating was happening everyone's parents are about to beat the shit out of them out if they lose you're like out and they're like it's just anyway i have mental illness so so what happened is naomi's pumped up it's a third set and sarana christia she misses her first serve and she's about his second serve also if if someone misses it's considered like not great sportsmanship to say come on because it's like they made a mistake you didn't do anything it's one thing if it's a force error which means i hit a really good shot which made you make a mistake that's okay but if someone just like double faults you don't say like come on so serana missed her first serve and they have cotillion while you're also trying to play a goddamn sport yeah you're literally competing and also having to like be mind your manner you have to be british so so after the first serve naomi is like pumping herself up She's like, come on, let's go.

33:12But I could see how Serana would be like, are you cheering for my like first serve miss? But look, it's like it's one of those things where it's like it's third set. It's war. You're in a war. She then decides to kind of Karen it and go to the umpire and be like, is she allowed to fucking do that? And the umpire is like, you mean like between serves? And she's like, is she allowed to? And the umpire is like, yeah, she's allowed to because it wasn't a hindrance because you weren't serving. She's allowed to speak between serves. But then it's like, but in theory, it's, I guess, considered kind of bad sportsmanship to say come on after someone misses a serve.

33:48However, Naomi also was like pumping herself up. So it's very nuanced. This is really funny for me specifically because we have an inside joke in my family that like the only phrase my dad says is come on. Wait, he loves that. That's his vocal stim. Come on. Come on. anytime something happens like in our family if you get a text that says page come on with a bunch of ends we know in dad's voice you're pissed off but also you don't really care it's just a small aggravation wait small side note because just to explain my dad in a goddamn nutshell i had to shoot something over like the past three days and so i like had my parents come to New York I was like why don't you come and like come to set with me like it's gonna be fun whatever my dad is like standing in front of me at my apartment and he's like you know Paige I just want to say something about the past couple of days now I think he's gonna say so proud of you so cool so cool to witness what you've done this was so like I just I love you so much you've become he goes now the uber to the place and back home i didn't like that guy but the second day that guy knew what he was doing why didn't you get his card he could have driven you around obsessed with him and i'm like so in the past three days the only the only things you've wanted to speak your mind about is the transportation i'm obsessed with him that that reminds me of my first show at the palladium in new york city that i sold out and everyone's freaking out and my opener tracy carnesso she drove in from queens she gets in and my dad walks in and he says hi to tracy and he goes how'd you get here and she goes oh i parked and he goes you found a parking spot in times square and she's like yeah i got i fucking there's this place around the corner i fucking he goes you found a hannah she found a parking spot in times square literally i do the whole show like best night of my life get off we're in the car my dad goes tracy carnazzo that girl she found a fucking parking spot in times square he talked about this for two weeks he sees her now he goes remember when you found that parking spot in times square that is so dad like literally walked off the stage and he goes tracy's awesome tracy's awesome and also you know i couldn't drive at that point so it was very triggering for me i was like i feel like this is coming towards me um so anyway naomi sarana you can go to the umpire and be like is that girl in trouble like what's going on like it's really going you're like mom mom yeah like you tattle and then the person was like this isn't this is one of these rules that's like that's between you two like that's a right it's not like a formal it's a nuance so clearly and naomi is clearly like this girl's mad at me and it gets fucking heated hey quick before we start again are you mad at me it's it's like very obvious so oh also what you love is like when you play if i hit a ball and you call it out and i know you cheated me i can't get you to change it all i can do is be like are you sure so i basically come to the net and go are you sure basically like are you gonna do this because then i'm gonna cheat you back later so all girls fucking passive aggressive that's so british i feel like and then the girl responds and she'll be like yeah and then you go how far was it out because you know she's cheating so you go how far was it and then she'll make like a huge like two feet and i'm like okay cool this was my childhood this is oh my god hannah that feels very southern like bless your heart where you're like yes would you just say to me bitch are you sure it's basically me going i don't believe you are you sure and then you wait and you cheat them when it's the most important point of the set but i digress that's just um okay because i was like seeing tiktok videos and i was just like i can't fully understand what they're fighting about people think serrana was mad that naomi said come on it's it's it's because it was in between her first and second serve which is like kind of unheard of but in the third set things get heated and like i've done it yeah you just get pumped up and you're just like talking also naomi was talking to herself that was also the nuance naomi was like come on like pump yourself up she wasn't she wasn't like being like yeah you hit the serve wide yeah come on yeah and also naomi is known to actually have like really good sportsmanship and be really very good etiquette on the court yeah she's always holds herself really like like not too many emotions i feel like i've seen some of her speeches yeah she's very like soft-spoken um she's not known for like like yelling that much which like a lot girls love to yell in tennis but at the end serrano loses comes up to the net and like an aggressive the handshake is a whole thing okay i saw that and then did naomi say what was that for yeah so naomi is again showing that like naomi is innocent naomi like doesn't even know that she pissed her off and what she did okay when you come to the net if you don't like the girl you do literally like a limp barely touch okay that's how you because you have to shake their hand after and if you like them you give them a hug and if it's just like a normal match whatever you just shake it it's in the rule book that you must shake hands after you have to shake hands after which me saying this out loud I've never thought of this before but like it's like imagine after fighting with someone you have to shake their hand regardless of what happens and you could be like 13 years old i was crying the whole match and then i have to go shake their hand oh i mean i guess it's like when like i mean but do they do it's like after chess it's like if you play chess no i was gonna say like after like baseball when they get in a line and they go down there like yes they hit their do they do that in professional yeah they do they do so like it's basically like end of match shake hand if you're really mad you don't shake their hand but sarana comes in and like does a whole like kind of pushes her thing and naomi's literally like what happened what are you talking about i saw the video and she was like what was that for and i guess she kind of figures it out but then naomi then a fucking interviewer comes up to you in that moment when you know you're fucking hot like you yeah you just got assaulted like you just you realize someone is basically saying you hates you and she's processing it and naomi it was like the first time she ever got like a little sassy and she was like i don't know if it was my last australian open i'd be mad too and it was like she's basically saying like your career's done bitch sorry i got a text i was like that was the punchline i was like that was the whole story was for that moment i well share it with the class wait naomi it was actually from someone at the bank it was like anytime i see the word fraud i'm like i'm like oh no i literally i become british i don't know why oh it was a fraud alert okay i respect that that is crazy if it was my last australian open i'd be mad too yeah basically being like this bitch is done like i'd be mad too if this is how you end like i'm sad for you and then yeah she said and then she ended it she's so gen z she was like bro and she never says bro she was like bro she never says bro like she was like she's like honestly like chill talking to her friends she was like bro like they're always like so robotic because they're just like all they're all sponsored by like rolex like tennis like you have to be like no tennis is really gentlemanly and chic Like, so anyway, but also like it was actually like a day in the life of a tennis player.

41:56Like this shit happens all the time and people don't really know the nuances. So everyone's like freaking out. But basically they all they got heated and that's what happened. He did rivalry. This was a legit sports podcast today. No, I know. Also, some people will message me and be like, hey, can you discuss this sports stuff? Like people are getting into it. They really are. Oh, because tennis has such like I just keep using this word, but it really does have such nuances, especially because I really feel like tennis is the only sport, even more so than golf, where like people watch the women just as much, if not more than the men.

42:36Do you know what I mean? Like and they're they're at the same they're in the same places. They're at the same tournaments. So it is very interesting. When I was little and I saw Serena Williams, I was like, that's what I want to do. like because that was a woman getting like as much or more respect than the men and i was like oh shit i like that power oh i like that feeling i hate to revert back to my reality tv roots but all i can think of is like they all must sleep with each other and they all must like get into fights and they it must be so there must be such good gossip there's also a locker room so like after they play they have to go in the locker room together yeah they're not just like walking home like they have to go to the locker room there's a player's lounge there's a gym why did i like immediate why did i think it was like everyone has their own green room type situation because it's an individual sport it's love island everyone's i mean wimbledon there's a wimbledon like it's a city where everyone just stays during the tournament but the funny thing is the girls like they don't they're not friends with each other really there is a podcast that i will recommend if you love tennis called the player's box with my friend jesse pagula very cute name madison keys jennifer brady and desiree krozek i think i pronounced her last name right but she's like incredible they're all incredible anyway um so watch that really just like some positive news yeah fetty wap is back no like and he looks healthy you know like wait he does he looks strong he was lifting not to not to talk about a man's body but he looks good not to sexualize fetty wap but i could not help but think we're eating good in jail like what are you eating it's kind of like chapelle how we went from like so skinny to one day i'm like he could carry me He could pick me up Like completely body Like body shape change You want to know what was so wholesome about Fetty Wap?

44:45He like genuinely thought that we like forgot about him You know? And it's like no no we've just been holding out I thought about him every day I don't even know what he did And to be honest I don't care Because he brought so much joy to my life I can separate the artist from the art I actually have no idea what he did I think it was like minor drug related If I had a nickel yeah no one was murdered well I'll look into it later um I put on trap queen yesterday before my show and I was like that was the most beautiful time and then this is what it's like to be married to me like Des was like falling asleep last night like everything was peaceful and he just gets a text from me being like am I your trap queen and he's like what and I'm like am I your trap queen and he's like lose my number I can't deal with this right now I'm literally falling asleep and i'm like so you hate me okay so you don't even so if i'm not your chop cream what am i what am i to you are you are like annoying you are how i feel when like a someone gen z texts me the most insane text and they're being dead serious and all i want to text back is there's no way you're fucking serious right now texting me that i think that's a good way to end this week oh my god yes page needs to now that i'm awake so early i have to jump on a flight you have to go um i love you so i'm so excited to see you in person i know i miss you i miss you so much it's been forever and i need to hug we need i'm on like a high for my coffee but i do have to let you know when i get down from the high i will be mad at you about this um i love you guys so much no this was like a drunken episode um thank you for giggling we'll talk to you later bye

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