Giggling about subpoenas, sunny d, and ex boyfriends

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1:11Paige_DeSorbo: Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

1:17Paige_DeSorbo: I mean, the day just got away from me. Okay, you on cocaine would actually be the best night of my life. We'll do a hand and paste try new things.

1:29Paige_DeSorbo: The business ideas alone that you would come up with?

1:32Hannah_Berner: If I did do cocaine and came up with 100 business ideas and one of the business ideas was good. Worth it. Worth it. Absolutely worth it. Absolutely worth it. By the way. Yeah. Oh, my God. I tried a new coffee place. And I walked. No, it's fine. I love a new coffee place. It's fine. You were being a tourist in your own city. Yes. And the barista was like performing. And I'm like on my phone and I, you know, when you hear.

2:02Paige_DeSorbo: Baristas are the flight attendants of the land.

2:05Hannah_Berner: Yes.

2:06Paige_DeSorbo: Oh my God. Right? Oh my God. That was cheap. They are the flight attendants of earth. They literally, they have so much power in such a small area.

2:18Hannah_Berner: And like their mood dictates everyone's mood. And it's so true. because you know a flight attendant comes in and you're like oh we're it's jokes we're having jokes we're having fun she's well rested and then there's the ones that you're like i'm scared of her i'm messing up she's mad over time and she's livid so this barista i hear him like obviously he's like a hilarious gay yeah and so he's running the room and this is early so i'm like not i haven't turned on my personality yet yeah we're charging and he i hear him exclaim like the word exclaim like he

2:50Paige_DeSorbo: exclaimed you know exactly what i mean exactly what you're talking about i've never in my 33 years on earth has have ever heard someone say that i've only read it in a book i've only read

3:05Hannah_Berner: it in a book i saw it for the first time in person he exclaimed he went oh oh he makes his So I'm. Aghast. Aghast and at attention. The girl in front, he goes, ice latte with oat milk. Never have I ever. So he's like making fun of her. Yeah. And I realize like, oh, we're in a bit. Yeah. We're in a bit. And she's just like froze, which like I would be in my 20s for sure. So he's and she's like, yeah, with ice. And he's like, an iced one. Never heard of her. And he's like, you can tell.

3:42Paige_DeSorbo: Wait, the girl couldn't go along with the bit? She was just kind of like, please give me my coffee. Yeah. She's like, I don't have time for this right now. This is my thing. It's in New York City. It's always the days that you're like, I don't have time. I'm overstimulated. When someone's doing something so insane. And to explain it to anyone anywhere else in the country, they'd be like, oh my God, go to the police.

4:01Hannah_Berner: And by the way, this place is full of people working and no one's looked up from their computer. They're just like, it's another day. I don't know if he does this all the time. I'm new to this establishment. so I don't know if they're like oh just Gary being Gary so he's going nuts and then I for a second I'm like there's two ways to go about this I can show up and just kind of take it and leave I'm like or I'm like Hannah you're a fucking stand-up comedian yeah you stand up to join in you join in so I go fuck it and it's my turn I go you're not gonna believe what I'm about to order and you could tell he's like he's like is she fucking whatever and I go I'm gonna ice latte with oat milk plus vanilla he jumps in he goes not vanilla and we like start going back and forth today yes so i'm exhausted i put in a good 30 minutes of crowd work with the barista oh god i can honestly

4:53Paige_DeSorbo: say i've never once talked anytime i've ever walked into a coffee shop no but this is the

4:57Hannah_Berner: thing where i'm like i'm sorry i just need my coffee like it's one thing if it's no but you know what i i see both sides when i'm miserable at work there's two ways you go about it you could cry you can laugh and this man chose happiness is he coming for some people in the line yes but you know what you know this is new york city people are always auditioning well i was about to say do you do you want to open for me do you have a good 10 minutes the floor for a minimum eight hours i mean he's on a stage yeah he has the microphone but it it does make your job more fun when every time someone orders something, you have an insane reaction to it.

5:35Hannah_Berner: Just watch it. It's in the Lower East Side. If anyone, what's it called? I don't know. I blacked out.

5:40Paige_DeSorbo: Give a small business a shout out. But if you're not in the mood, don't go to that place. Anyway, what's up, gigglers? Yeah, we didn't even say hi because we got right into it. I like your headband. Thank you. How are you? Good. Did you see the Jake from State Farm got a hold of Windbreaker Gate? Whenever brands get involved in certain funny bits, it's interesting to see like what brands State Farm wasn't in my back pocket. I was not expecting them.

6:07Hannah_Berner: The OG gigglers know back in my day, I was seeing a guy named Jake during COVID and we called him Jake from State Farm. So it was kind of a beautiful. Honestly, forgot about that. And yet we call Des catty daddy.

6:21Paige_DeSorbo: Oh my God. It's so funny though. The other day I was cleaning out my kitchen. You ever cleaned out your kitchen? Never in my life. Okay, let me tell you. You find things, like it's a totally different world than like cleaning out your bedroom or cleaning out your closet. Because you're like, when would I ever use 85 spatulas?

6:46Hannah_Berner: Do you remember spiralizers? Spiralizers? There was like a time in 2018 where all the girls were buying these like$10 spiralizers on Amazon. where you put a zucchini in it and you spiral it and you make zucchini pasta.

7:00Paige_DeSorbo: You know, I didn't have one of those, but that's the type of things I was finding. Like choppers and like slicers and like a salad maker. I'm like, I've never made a salad at this dish.

7:10Hannah_Berner: But it's the kind of stuff you buy to just make yourself feel better, but you know you don't. I was like, I'm an adult.

7:14Paige_DeSorbo: I should have like a complete kitchen. So I'm cleaning out my kitchen and I just find like a coffee mug that's a state farm on one side and Jake on the other. and I was like Is his name Jake? No not his real name Okay it's false advertising There was a whole other guy before him Oh yeah What did they do with him?

7:32Hannah_Berner: You're done in this town I want to see a documentary of where the first Jake from Safe Farm is now Yeah

7:38Paige_DeSorbo: What is he doing?

7:39Hannah_Berner: The guy from Dell Whatever happened to him

7:41Paige_DeSorbo: Remember him? True Remember they brought back the Mayhem guy because people were like hello Yeah There should be awards for commercials Flo from Progressive. She's probably made so much money from that.

7:58Hannah_Berner: She's probably tried to audition for something else, and they're like, hey, can we talk for a second? You're Flo from State Farm. I actually think I have seen her in something,

8:05Paige_DeSorbo: and I'm like, sorry, she's typecast now.

8:07Hannah_Berner: No, they actually do. I met the Verizon girl who is an incredible actress, but she's so widely known.

8:16Paige_DeSorbo: Do you guys want to know what happened to Jake from State Farm?

8:18Hannah_Berner: Yeah. The original Jake from State Farm was a real State Farm employee named Jake Stone, who worked in an Indiana call center, was cast from an internal casting call, blah, blah, blah. He did not pursue acting, left State Farm to become a bartender, and now lives a private life with his family. Obsessed with him, he got too big. He was like, I didn't want this fame. I didn't want this life. He's like, Hollywood is not for me. That is so not how I saw it going. He got too famous.

8:43Paige_DeSorbo: The new guy's name is Kevin, by the way. And he was like, I just want to do my passion, which is making drinks. Look, I get it. Well, what's funny about when I saw this cup, I literally had a thought where I was like, oh, should I throw this out? And then I was like, yeah, throw it out. No, I would never. You don't know anyone named Jake. I don't throw away cups. It doesn't matter. Like, just throw it out. And I was like, when am I ever having an encounter with State Farm where I have to be like, I threw your cup out. Literally three days later, Jake from State Farm on Wimper Cookie.

9:11Hannah_Berner: The universe came for you with that.

9:13Paige_DeSorbo: I was like, it's just a cup. Also, I've been thinking about it nonstop.

9:18Hannah_Berner: Safe Farm is so happy right now. The marketing girls are like, we knew they would latch on to this. You know that he, they had to set that up. He had to go in his green room. Right. Have the windbreakers or the jackets lined up. So shout out to the girl at marketing that put that together.

9:32Paige_DeSorbo: Do you ever have like where you feel bad for like inanimate objects? like do you are you ever like in your house and like um like i'm trying to think of an example like like the salt shaker is in one cabinet and the pepper is in another and you're like oh i feel bad because they're like alone so i have to like put them together you should talk to someone about

9:52Hannah_Berner: that you should for sure talk to someone about that it's crazy because you don't feel bad for you don't feel bad for animate objects but non-animate objects you suddenly have empathy for?

10:04Paige_DeSorbo: Yeah, look that up. Get that checked out. Like, you've never, like, left your stuffed animal and you're like, okay, like, I'm leaving and, like, I'll be back. This isn't Toy Story 3. Guys, not one time your entire childhood you've never looked at an item and been like, I feel bad.

10:19Hannah_Berner: Well, you are, like, the most materialistic person I've ever met in my life. But now it makes sense because you're like, because they have feelings, too. Like, maybe, no. A plant? Maybe I would. Don't get me sorry about my plant. I'll cry.

10:36Paige_DeSorbo: I've had my plant for almost 10 years. It's my favorite item. Don't get me sorry. You would speak of my plant. Josephine had to take my plant for like a couple weeks. You didn't trust her. And I checked on my plant more than I've ever checked on Daphne with like the sitter. I'm like, Josephine, don't forget to water my plant.

10:51Hannah_Berner: Well, with the sitter, you have to check on the sitter more than Daphne. You're like, has she been rude? Is she making you feel bad about yourself?

10:57Paige_DeSorbo: Okay. So is your kitchen clean? Yeah, my kitchen's clean. I got rid of a lot of stuff. You don't realize how many things you have that end up being expired. It's not good. You got to check. Oh, that's why I don't have anything in my fridge. Well, it's like more of like my canned items and like my dressings.

11:13Hannah_Berner: Wait, canned items go bad? I thought that was the whole point of preparing for the apocalypse.

11:17Paige_DeSorbo: Well, sometimes. Like, I think I threw out some like soups.

11:23Hannah_Berner: I don't think I've ever bought a canned item and ate it. Really?

11:27Paige_DeSorbo: Like, you know. Well, I've been on a tuna kick. so like i've been eating tuna i just recently ordered a bunch of beans because i got a tiktok that was like beans are so good for you and my mom always says that so i'm like let me get on my bean poor daphne she's like you're hotboxing me wait wait wait you love tuna but you're not giving fish wife a chance fish wife oh the tin fish yeah because they have tuna albacore what's

11:52Hannah_Berner: it look like inside the tin it looks like a tuna fish can okay then i'll give it a try you should give it a try because it's full of antioxidants and I'm not sponsored by them there's this thing in my brain that it's cat food no there's this thing in my brain that it's like this is sick too

12:10Paige_DeSorbo: if my mom didn't buy that brand I'm not buying that brand oh like I can't deviate from certain things because I'm like I didn't grow up with that and like we use Heinz ketchup like yeah do you know and you know like when you go to someone else's house and you're like oh interesting you guys are that family you buy yeah you're like you guys are glowing the door dark because you're drinking that orange juice product like i remember one time i went to my friend's house and instead of orange juice in the morning they drank sunny d and i was like i was like obsessed i love it and i remember going back home being like mom there's a different kind of orange juice you can buy and

12:46Hannah_Berner: she was so offended she was like i'll never sunny d sunny d is if orange juice and mountain dew had a baby yeah and their name was chad juice i mean not juice it's basically soda it's like soda juice yeah wait sunny d oh my god i had some crazy days on sunny d as a kid like i have a sunny d and then blackout for four hours you wake up everything's a mess you came out from that's a k-hole sunny

13:14Paige_DeSorbo: we were very different children that was my like i didn't play unless my socks matched my bow so no I didn't flack out on sunny day.

13:21Hannah_Berner: My mom had a full meetings with babysitters telling them to water down my juice because I was like unsafe to be around other kids with the amount of sugar I was, anyway. Sunny D, oh my God.

13:33Paige_DeSorbo: Yeah, that was a blast from the past. Wait, I was going to say something before we got on a sunny D tangent that I just like didn't see coming.

13:40Hannah_Berner: I feel like you should be wearing more rings. Why are you not wearing any rings right now?

13:44Paige_DeSorbo: You know, I just saw my ring. This is also what happens when you clean things out. I go, guys, I don't wear you enough. And I go bad for my rings.

13:54Hannah_Berner: How did you choose which fingers? Do you feel bad for the fingers that don't have a ring? I actually did.

14:01Paige_DeSorbo: I said, oh, you guys have two rings here together, and you don't have any rings. I'm really into like, I mean, this is obviously a fake diamond, but I'm really into pinky rings recently, and I ordered from this. Because you're Italian, isn't you?

14:16Hannah_Berner: Wow, yeah.

14:17Paige_DeSorbo: And I ordered from this brand. It's called Wolf and Badger. And they had like all these like diamond pinky rings that I'm like obsessed with. And that's just my deal.

14:24Hannah_Berner: I'm obsessed with non-diamond rings because I don't want the responsibility of owning real jewelry. You know, I have a sensory problem.

14:32Paige_DeSorbo: So I don't, which I feel like you do too because you never wear jewelry when you don't have to. I don't wear my wedding ring. Right.

14:39Hannah_Berner: Because it gives me a rash.

14:40Paige_DeSorbo: So I don't wear a lot of jewelry either. But every time I see a girl that's like has a bunch of rings on, has a necklace, has her earrings, I'm like, oh, yeah, your outfit looks 10 times better because you accessorized.

14:51Hannah_Berner: I feel like ring girls to me are like tattoo girls where like it looks good on them. But on me, it's like she's a try hard. Yes. Fake bitch. I love tattoo girls. Oh, my God. Every now and I see one like this girl is playing tennis and she has one on her arm.

15:05Paige_DeSorbo: I mean, like real tattoo girls, like like a Kat Von D tattoo girl.

15:10Hannah_Berner: Yeah. Like full sleeves Do you know how girls were like If I was a worm would you love my ass Des I was like if I was tatted up all the way would you love me I don't remember what he said because I didn't care So

15:21Paige_DeSorbo: That is the most random Look if he said no I would be like What is it 1955

15:27Hannah_Berner: Wait I keep this a secret It's our four year anniversary

15:33Paige_DeSorbo: That's disgusting

15:34Hannah_Berner: I know

15:34Paige_DeSorbo: Wait Hannah the other day did you see that When you commented on Des's Instagram your like nice jacket oh yeah I commented back to you and said don't get any ideas but when I saw you comment on your own husband's Instagram I did have a moment where I was like oh they have inside jokes okay so they have bits that they run that I have no idea about

16:00Hannah_Berner: you're actually in on that bit because Des was going to do comedy stops and goes look at my outfit and I go wait I love that jacket and he goes send it to Paige and then walked out but I

16:11Paige_DeSorbo: just had a moment where I was like oh she has a friend she talks like obviously you've been married for four years that's your friend but I was like oh okay I guess I guess I'm out I like I do like

16:22Hannah_Berner: to comment on his photo just to remind people that I'm there that I'm lurking but never too like lovey-dovey no but not too mean where people think we're in a fight I like it very what are

16:32Paige_DeSorbo: What are you going to do for your four-year anniversary?

16:34Hannah_Berner: Are you doing anything? We forgot. It was actually yesterday. That's so you. Wait, that is so you guys. Well, we woke up in the morning, and I had to hop on a plane. And I got on the plane and he texted me, by the way, it's our anniversary. And I was like, I love you. And then...

16:55Paige_DeSorbo: Wait, not to sound so pick me, but you really aren't like other girls. like like I feel like if you ask like a 25 year old guy like what's their dream girl like it is it is you because you don't care about like certain things that like the majority of girls would be like if you ask a random girl oh if your husband forgot your wedding anniversary would you be pissed the majority would say yeah well but you're like I forgot I was gonna say

17:22Hannah_Berner: I'm not mad at him because I'm in the same boat um but also I just want a man who's kind and nice and funny and those I do think when a guy goes too hard on anniversaries it's like you have

17:36Paige_DeSorbo: another family yeah interesting like des is not overcompensating is des like I'll send you flowers randomly kind of guy or is he's like I feel like he's like an act of service guy like I helped you organize this because it would help your day so great question I early on like kind of made a

17:54Hannah_Berner: joke but I was serious I was like I don't I'm not really a flowers person I get them and then it's the most pick me thing no it's so because I don't say it out loud that's pick me but like to him I was like don't get me flowers what don't you like about getting flowers because then they go bad also I have to take care of suddenly I have a child in my house that I'm not around and then starts smelling I get in trouble because the better eats a flower throws up like it's just I've never had a good experience with flowers I guess like Valentine's Day I'm like yeah I could is a flower but like guys randomly bringing you flowers i'm like who did you fuck today yeah like i don't like that at all this is does i let well first of all i land for the sports illustrated weekend i'm doing immediately order chinese food like as i'm getting in the uber i get my chicken and broccoli with white sauce mushy pork and dumplings go to town on it yeah realize oh i have a fitting for a sports illustrated weekend nothing sipping and i was like well the sodium alone the sodium and the bloat from the flight together was disastrous and i knew i was about to get a spray tan it was hard but anyway my special is coming out and we're doing we're trying to put the trailer together comedy trailers are really hard because they don't want to put the full bit they want to like tease but if you tease too much it just doesn't it look like you're saying anything right so i'm like insanely editing this trailer and i called him just like overwhelmed by the edit and like trying to figure it out and he like talked me off a ledge and he's like let me look at it i'll figure it out whatever like that's what i want my husband for right not giving me flowers and then like not talking to me all day which does sound peaceful as well honestly i'm gonna say the latter but the trailer is said i think we got it i'm just like a

19:40Paige_DeSorbo: perfectionist with it yeah you are a perfectionist I showed it to you yeah it's really good you looked phenomenal well that's all you it's so funny because there was one part in the trailer where I was like pause real quick and you were like I know what you're gonna say and I was like your hair looks phenomenal like in that two second you watch it on mute I was like did you like the bits

20:01Hannah_Berner: I chose and you go the way your hair was like off your shoulder you know what I think everything you do is funny so i don't even have to like i don't have to check on that i'm there for certain

20:14Paige_DeSorbo: aesthetics things that maybe you wouldn't think i would have missed yeah and des would have missed

20:19Hannah_Berner: oh god so anyway happy anniversary um desmond uh you know how there's like a whole side of tiktok that's like chinese medicine and like guys this is important actually she goes it's

20:35Paige_DeSorbo: where I get all my doctor stuff don't even speak back badly because there are a lot of things that I've tried that I'm like that actually really did work so the most recent thing was how you're gonna go and look St.

20:53Hannah_Berner: Anthony don't let this happen but I'm gonna see like a trend I'm gonna shove

20:57Paige_DeSorbo: something in the wrong place wake up in the morning or like eat this I'm like absolutely No, this girl was saying that in Chinese culture, it is just the norm that when you're at home and you're about to take a shower, if you're a girl, you get undressed, you take your underwear in the shower with you. You wash it in the shower, then you throw it in your dirty laundry because they're like, it's such a sensitive area that it should be washed double. and I'm like yeah absolutely that makes so much sense then I saw the video did you see the girl washing her underwear in a hotel in the coffee machine

21:42Hannah_Berner: woman instead of the

21:43Paige_DeSorbo: week that is one of the most diabolical genius things I've ever seen in my life this is how I do my laundry from now on

21:53Hannah_Berner: cause you know I'm in a hotel with just a bunch of dirty underwear and I'm like do I instacart there's a sink but the coffee the heat the heat really gets the bacteria and then

22:04Paige_DeSorbo: people are just drinking your discharge I don't even notice if there's a coffee machine in my

22:09Hannah_Berner: hotel room does makes the coffee in this household or I order it but also when he tried to explain to me how to make coffee because I didn't drink coffee until like I went on tour yeah because I was too hyper I could barely drink sunny d he's like yeah you just know how much he acts like an italian grandma he's like you just put some coffee on the coffee on the top what's your coffee machine of choice he's that's his job like he's the house manager right he is like i don't ask where things are from how they got there it's so true how they work i don't know when it's working when it's not working occasionally i'll just be like do you know the brand like are you a cuisine art person do are you doing like cuisine cuisine cuisine art cuisine art cuisine art no

22:53Paige_DeSorbo: I think I'm saying it right. Or are you like a Nespresso pod family?

22:58Hannah_Berner: See, Nespresso pod, that's a whole different. It's a whole different genre. That really stresses me out. I've fucked up many Nespresso pods in a hotel room.

23:05Paige_DeSorbo: Yeah, see, after the woman washing her underwear, I'll never even. Two things that are bougie about me. Let's hear them because I, let me think first what I think. Not travel. Not every day. not sleeping accommodations um hmm i'm really getting stumped i would say now the person you are today i would say you're not gonna get it i know because i was gonna say hotel but you're

23:39Hannah_Berner: really not well i do i do love hotel rooms i love treating my openers to amazing hotel rooms now but that's all because you taught me that it was important because i'm like we got a bed we got out of bed okay these are things i spoil myself with now i will order an eight dollar delivery coffee in the morning in the morning if i want yeah that's a non-negotiable i love and i want it like a milkshake i want hazelnut i want i want whatever yeah second thing really get your gut started on the right foot yes really and then i'm like i think maybe start the day off with

24:16Paige_DeSorbo: blow because it's only down from there.

24:19Hannah_Berner: That's true. If I'm going to be emotionally miserable, I might as well be physically, emotionally, whatever. Anyway. Okay. This is insane, but I bought on Amazon phone chargers with a really long cables.

24:35Paige_DeSorbo: Like 10 footers.

24:36Hannah_Berner: And I put it in every single room. You're rich. So every room I go into, put your hand down, you'll find a cable, plug it in. somehow still my phone's never charged but like you know how like you have that one charge you can never find i'm losing it i one day i said fuck it i'm buying 10 chargers on amazon i'm putting it in every one of my favorite things is small no we got it yeah every crevice in my house

25:04Paige_DeSorbo: one of my favorite things is like small luxuries that aren't real luxuries like one time i went away for like a weekend with one of my girlfriends we stayed at this insane house in miami and everyone was like oh my god this house is amazing and it has this and it has this and blah blah blah and I go did you see that next to the beds they had like a little sticky thing that stuck onto the night side table that you put the charger in so the cord never I was like these people are rich and they know luxury I then ordered every room needed to have one wherever there was a

25:39Hannah_Berner: charger so it never like slipped down I think it might be like the New Yorker in me where like I like to smell bullshit and sometimes we'll stay in like a nice hotel and you're like yeah it's so nice and i get there the fucking light isn't working you have to go here to get the charger i'll burn the place to the ground i'm like that's not luxury to me i don't care that it's like it has gold like toilets i want a charger that what like i want what are you in vegas i am talking about a fucking casino in vegas we went to yes but these are like oh this marble's been around so i don't give a fuck i can't charge my phone

26:16Paige_DeSorbo: yeah i hate when there's not enough outlets like i don't need the alarm clock plugged in i have a

26:22Hannah_Berner: phone it's 2026 get a grip have you ever had an alarm clock go off in a hotel no oh that's happened to me but i'm not gonna get into it right now i digress and lastly i like vintage bags yeah because it's sustainable well sometimes you do send me a bag where i'm like that was

26:40Paige_DeSorbo: run over by an 18 wheel tractor trailer someone's grandma owned it ripped the handle off sewed it back together and i'm like why would you buy this bag for two thousand dollars because i love a sale

26:54Hannah_Berner: yeah you do if it's like it says like chanel bag for for seven hundred dollars i'm like this is It's incredible. I send it to you and you go. You only like shopping to be competitive. Yeah. I feel like I got something. Yeah. But then you'll be like, let's zoom in for a second. Yeah, let's take a quickander. Someone took a Sharpie and wrote all over it. Yeah. And I'll be like, oh, that's why. It's like$4. Yeah, it's$4 for Chanel. But do you ever find with vintage shopping, if you find your size, even if it's kind of ugly, you're like, well, I have to get it.

27:25Paige_DeSorbo: Yeah, absolutely. Because you're like, when am I ever going to come across? like when I go to Italy there's one vintage store that I go to that I'm like I have to get everything that's in my size because what am I going to come across my mom's like you don't even like it I'm

27:39Hannah_Berner: like the universe was speaking to you I'm like I need to get it one time I went into a vintage

27:43Paige_DeSorbo: store and they were like this bag came out in 1992 I go I was born in 1992 that's my bag she's like

27:52Hannah_Berner: okay I also think with bags so it's a whole generation there'll be an outfit one day that you're like oh this crazy outfit works perfectly with this crazy bag but it could take years

28:03Paige_DeSorbo: right and there's vintage shopping is like it could take years to have the perfect thing to wear that to where i am such a like thrower outer that i'm like if i haven't worn it in the past year it's out of there you get rid of vintage well no i don't get rid of anything designer but like if i don't wear something for a full calendar year i get rid of it because i'm not what i'm a I'm a horrible shopper.

28:26Hannah_Berner: I never wear anything.

28:27Paige_DeSorbo: Yeah.

28:28Hannah_Berner: It goes the whole time. I'm like, I'm wearing what I've been wearing.

28:31Paige_DeSorbo: Here's the other thing. If you don't see what you have, you can't remember. That's why I'm always organizing my closet because I'm like, I forget that I have things.

28:40Hannah_Berner: Are you against drawers?

28:47Hannah_Berner: Speaking of an animal object. I'm against drawers in 2026. I'm not anti-drawer. Okay, but like if things are folded up in drawers, you feel like you don't wear as much?

28:57Paige_DeSorbo: Well, I think what goes in drawers is your like essentials, like your workout clothes, your underwear, your pajamas, like things that you're not putting together.

29:05Hannah_Berner: I do see a world where you're running like a styling organization, pimple popping company in your future. I don't know. It's just like you'd be so good at it. But I guess that's how you influence now. Like you tell people.

29:17Paige_DeSorbo: Those are just my hobbies.

29:18Hannah_Berner: Yeah, you're like don't try to monetize my hobbies.

29:21Paige_DeSorbo: Don't try and monetize. when you do needlepoint? No. I did it for one day.

29:27Hannah_Berner: I'm so annoying though. Like my dad loves the next and he's so funny when he talks about the next. I'm like, dad, start our next podcast. And he's like, no, this is what I love to do. Why make it into a job? And I'm like, okay, I'll go to therapy. No, truly.

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31:39Hannah_Berner: people who blow their nose and make like insane sounds. A girl messaged me. She's our running runner up woman of stem of the week. She said she used to make that noise. She realized it's because those people don't realize that you're supposed to close one nostril. So they're doing two nostrils, which makes...

31:58Paige_DeSorbo: How do you get any grit? How do you get any air to... Also, how did we get there?

32:02Hannah_Berner: Like, I don't remember anyone telling me you do one nostril all the time. I thought it

32:06Paige_DeSorbo: It was just innate. Do you want to hear one of the most disgusting things that I've ever witnessed in my - I don't like phlegm stories.

32:11Hannah_Berner: Well, it's a phlegm story.

32:13Paige_DeSorbo: So buckle up. Like loogies make me a guy. I had a boyfriend. No. I know. Already. I feel like anyone listening to this is like, how many goddamn boyfriends? And honestly, guys, it's actually not that many. It's just they did a lot of weird shit. So I rotate the stories in and out. I had a boyfriend for kind of a little bit of a while. I was just as shocked as he was. Who would blow his nose, no tissue, no nothing, put one finger and just blow into the air. Well, you know what that's called? I'd be like, this is my living room. It's called Snot Rocket. Now, if we're outside on a hot summer day somewhere, he's a little stuffed up.

32:59Paige_DeSorbo: Like, maybe I would get it. I'm like, go to the bathroom, get a piece of toilet paper. What's going on? Where did you meet this caveman? Like if there was like a takeout bag or something on the table, he would like just go like that and do it. And I would look at him and be like, people think you're like a put together person. And I'm out here lying. That's like savagery. It was one of the craziest like habits that I'm like, where did you even learn this? And how has no one in your whole life? See, this is what I think about men. No one's called them out. No one calls them out. they can get into these little pockets for years where they're around people that are calling them out so then here I come and they're like this is the meanest woman we've ever met in our lives I'm calling it how I see it and I'm like hey just you don't tell you that no you're so right he was around friends that were like that's actually pretty cool bro and he was

33:54Hannah_Berner: like that's my whole thing now it's my whole personality I I've snot rocketed before yeah Because, like, I'm on the tennis court and you're playing. It's so funny. And you go to the back and you don't have a paper and you just go. And it feels disgusting. But, like, you have to. And you're sweating and you're crying and you're bleeding.

34:11Paige_DeSorbo: Like, that's just part of the war. I'm so happy you said this and brought this up. Because I used to have a theory. That's another thing. Whenever I have a boyfriend, I have multiple theories about that. That I don't dare tell anyone. You let the internet handle that. I only tell Hannah so that we can revert back to it after I break up with them so that someone here has remembered my theory. And I used to think like, oh, did the guys that were cool in high school who played sports do that and you thought it was cool so then for the rest of your life you did that? Now, I made that entire thing up.

34:49Paige_DeSorbo: No, you didn't. But I think it was true. And I think it was accurate. I just had an epiphany. Yeah.

34:53Hannah_Berner: That's why loud short men don't like me. They hate you. Loud short men. Well, you're their competition. hate me because they see me and they were like oh she could beat me at sports and they hate that they couldn't do sports and I'm like it's not my fault that I'm naturally athletic and my calves

35:07Paige_DeSorbo: like I have a good vert men don't care about women they don't find attractive so if you meet someone who's your same height they already know she's never like saying yes to me for a day and

35:19Hannah_Berner: they know I can throw a football farther than them and they know I could beat the shit out of them

35:23Paige_DeSorbo: yeah and so they're immediately like on the defensive with you but then with you they're not Well, because I come off dainty, but they don't know that I have a mouth on me. I know. Yeah.

35:31Hannah_Berner: And then when you do let the mouth out, they think that they blacked out. They're like, that couldn't have been Paige. That was Hannah.

35:36Paige_DeSorbo: I think the first time Joe ever heard my mouth, he was like, whoa. And I was like, yeah, I'm so sorry for that. It will happen a million times again. I had a Giggler DM me and she goes, hey, I found my boyfriend's pocket pussy. What should I do? I'm jarred. I'm floored. I'm like, of course. The one DM I open. It's the most sexual. I'm like, girl, where? You know? She goes, what should I do? I sent her back the most diabolical response. She goes, should I say something about it? I go, don't you dare let him know that you know this little tidbit of information because you might need blackmail at some point.

36:13Paige_DeSorbo: Then I said, if you ever get into a fight, and immediately the line that came to my head was, go fuck your pocket pussy, you incel loser. And then I go, I'm so sorry. He might be a nice man.

36:24Hannah_Berner: Wait I love how you go hold that It's like a punchline Where you're like I'm gonna wait for like an important show To do that punchline You're like this is good See I would immediately just want to talk to him And be like wait tell me the story how this happened Or I would Find a printer somehow Print out a photo of my face Tape it on put it back Or I put hot sauce in it But that's like if he's cheating or something

36:46Paige_DeSorbo: But also like look on the other side He's Minding his own business he's literally at home minding his own business doing what's naturally done is that the same as a flashlight? I think it's the same thing I've never same company same brand have I ever seen one in person? never have I ever I'm gonna say never have I ever I wonder oh no remember that time one got delivered to my apartment and I opened it and I was like what the fuck is this And he was the wrong.

37:21Hannah_Berner: And you had to look the guy in the eye and give it to him? I didn't look the guy.

37:23Paige_DeSorbo: I never looked him in the eye. I knocked and ran.

37:26Hannah_Berner: That's how the guy at the hotel felt giving me my thongs from Target. Chris, do you judge a friend if they have a fleshlight? Or is that just kind of. That's. They definitely don't know. Like, is a certain guy who has a fleshlight? I don't know. Or it's like anyone could have a fleshlight.

37:37Paige_DeSorbo: Not something you guys would like openly talk about. Oh, some guys do.

37:40Hannah_Berner: It gets gross. I don't even want to. Oh, and they'll say. Like, I bought one. Wait, I love Chris.

37:43Paige_DeSorbo: He's like, honestly, it's really gross. I don't want to talk about it. Not to be so pick me, which is the theme of the episode. But dare I argue, it's the same as a vibrator. I mean, kind of. We're both like doing the same thing with something plastic. No, you're right. It's like not good for the environment.

38:01Hannah_Berner: It definitely doesn't decompose. There's a sadness to it, though. You know what it is? It's because like men can jerk off easier. Where women like we need multiple vibrations. We need different shapes. We need a rabbit. We need like all these.

38:13Paige_DeSorbo: I see the TikTok of the girl that was like, sorry, is anyone using the setting? And everyone was like, no, why are they? Why is it Morse code?

38:25Hannah_Berner: She's like, is anyone stopping? That's actually female aliens calling for help from a different planet. And we're like, what is this? Our third woman of STEM of the week is Zara Larson. Yeah. I have a question. people do the today show all the time every day people perform every day on the today show why is this the first time there's footage going around of an actress i mean a singer like doing their practice run at the today show have you seen this see this all over my feed is zara larson it's like 4 a.m her face is like 4 a.m no makeup and she's like trying to go through her practice and i'm like why is this being filmed and blasted everywhere what is the like

39:09Paige_DeSorbo: she's doing a morning rhetoric of the video like what are people saying people are just like

39:13Hannah_Berner: getting footage of her doing the practice like a sound check as they call it they're not being like oh my god she no they're like she's awesome but like she's barefaced you just never seen practice for the today show yeah there's not why is it just our larson they have on blast doing that i mean it was iconic but like i've never seen a sound check i've never seen a sound

39:33Paige_DeSorbo: check either and i would assume because it's so early in the morning that the people aren't there yet to like get footage of celebrities i don't think people perform that much i think they only perform in the summer oh because they do that like outside summer series but still like i've never

39:50Hannah_Berner: seen makeupless sound check footage no i don't feel bad for it was empowering but i also was like at least make it even playing field why just make czar larson go out there because i'm not a morning person so I saw the pain in her eyes and I was like I feel so bad also we ran to my ex-boyfriend

40:09Paige_DeSorbo: oh my god we have to tell the game wait okay you know when you're walking with your friend and you see someone that's like okay maybe not like aesthetically pleasing and you're like that's your boyfriend like and you're joking you're like oh here's Hannah's boyfriend so anyway me and Hannah are walking on the sidewalk and hannah goes oh that's my ex-boyfriend and i immediately just think everything she says is a joke so i'm like okay cool like i know all the time i'll see like a crazy man riding down the street yeah so i'm just thinking like it's a bit but i but i didn't really look at the guy but i just saw that he was on a bike and so we're like keep walking and hannah's like no really that's you had zero reaction i was like that's literally when i was 22 living in hill's kitchen that's right and i was like oh i didn't know you were serious then i at that same exact moment you're still looking straight i turn around i see him go past on the bike and i'm like oh he's definitely checking to see if it was you then i hear him coming like behind us and i'm like okay just like keep blogging keep blogging keep blogging no mind you so many obstacles i was really first of all i was really sweaty yeah the to the point you were overstimulated i was wearing

41:24Hannah_Berner: jeans and it was really sweaty and i had been overstimulated for like the last hour yes and then i put my hair up in a bun which which i never do because that's how hot and overstimulated it was yeah and if you see hannah's hair up it's not good inside it's not good i'm freaking the fuck out so I was already like over it and then it was such a like moment that your ex-boyfriend would come by yeah so if I had been like feeling myself I would have turned the fuck around and be like totally you but I was like we got to get out of here like this is not the moment that I envisioned this is not the timing and because he was one of my good ex-boyfriends like he didn't oh so like we could have said hi no he's done nothing wrong in his life what is that like this was a Lenore situation this was early in my 20s Lenore just goes I'm over it And I was like, but he's like, and she's like, yeah, I don't think he's the one.

42:16Hannah_Berner: Yeah, he's fine. She was like, he's fine. You're 23. What are you going to do? Date him for four more years? Get out. That's me. And the breakup was actually really sad. Oh, my God. Because like, it was just like a normal day. And I was like, hey. So I had a meeting with my mom. And we've decided to never see you again. We're going to have to let you go. Yeah. And he was like, so I can't talk to you tomorrow? Like, there was like no bad vibe. Like, it was really sad. Yeah. And I was like, I don't, let me call my mom. And then I was like, yeah, she said we can't talk tomorrow. And, like, she was right.

42:49Hannah_Berner: Like, he wasn't who I was meant to be with. But, like, I actually wouldn't have, I could have not gone into comedy if I stayed with him. Wow.

42:57Paige_DeSorbo: I think I've had, like, one of those breakups.

42:59Hannah_Berner: I think I would have gotten distracted maybe later. Well, you were bored already with him. Maybe. I remember, like, it definitely was, it was a premature breakup. Like, I definitely was, like, the next day I was like, oh, I can't text him. And I'm the one who broke up with him. But it was, I was ready. There was tears. Interesting. For sure. It was really sad.

43:20Paige_DeSorbo: That's sad. But like, it was mature of me to be like, we need to get more people on the roster.

43:25Hannah_Berner: I don't recommend sad breakups. It felt like, it felt like I was running a basketball team. And the star of my team, he was good. He's never done anything wrong. We're not winning a championship. Got it. So I was, they're like, what can I do better? And I'm like, it's just not championship material. You just don't have the sauce. You don't have the sauce. And we need to bring in some new blood to like get a new team to possibly win a championship one day. Wait, that's a great way to put it. That's literally how it was. So I actually have not had like any real dramatic breakups. One breakup I had.

43:55Hannah_Berner: That sounds so nice.

43:57Paige_DeSorbo: That says a lot about you, I think. And a lot about me.

44:00Hannah_Berner: Shout out all my ex-boyfriends. Also, all my ex-boyfriends, like real ex-boyfriends, don't have social media. That was what was crazy about seeing him on the bike. because like he has you search his name nothing comes up and his mom has texted me recently it was one of those because like we never had beef i never had his mom and she probably was like i get

44:18Paige_DeSorbo: it girl but like we're cool no satisfaction like a mom years later being like you were the one and i'm like bitch i know i know something i don't know i'm like you have amazing taste just not

44:30Hannah_Berner: with your son but then also once i had to break up with a guy i had to wait for my mom to go on vacation so I could do it because she really liked him and I didn't want her so I did it while she's on vacation she came back and I had to drop it on her I mean I was right she just was like I knew it would upset her and I didn't want to upset her before her vacation because I love my

44:51Paige_DeSorbo: mom it's funny because I get a lot of dms of girls being like I'm going through a breakup and very split some are like what do you do to be like distracted like how do I move on and then other girls will be like I'm devastated like I was blindsided and honestly I feel like they should be sending like you those messages because you're more like of a logical breakup where I'm I'm like I hate you.

45:17Hannah_Berner: You just went through a very public breakup so people are like want to connect with you on it but um no I'm really healthy with breakups.

45:24Paige_DeSorbo: Yeah where I'm like.

45:26Hannah_Berner: I've never hooked up with an ex.

45:27Paige_DeSorbo: Yeah that's crazy and do you um Um, do any ever reach out to you like amicably and say like, just like been seeing what you were doing, like so proud of you. I've dated a certain character of guy who again is like chill, confident, doesn't do

45:43Hannah_Berner: social media, doesn't want attention. When we broke up, he was like, I love you. I wish you the best. And then never heard from him again. Yeah. I have like multiple guys like that where I can't. That's why I was so freaked out. Yeah, I have a couple like never heard from them again. Like I don't know if they're alive. Shout out British Dave. Like I don't talk to him. like he'll say happy birthday sometimes if something really big happens he'll say something he's dating a girl in australia and like we just we always loved each other we just it wasn't like we never even were like official i don't think stop that's so nice we just because we like fucked with each other like you know i don't have one ex-boyfriend that would dare

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49:14Hannah_Berner: there are a ton of great guys i dated and then there's some where it's like they know i know who they are okay the shots are yeah this episode took an interesting turn i have the best breakup advice okay if you're feeling like shit first of all if you're blind like that's not your soulmate right but um thank you now go have fun if you're single tell yourself I'm going out tonight this is the song you put on that will heal everything every time riding solo Jason Derulo have you played that song recently? I haven't put it on you're good you've moved on you're excited you're like get me out there in these streets

50:00Paige_DeSorbo: I hate the phrase industry plant because I don't know what it is but I feel like Jason Derulo was an industry plant He had like a real time happening during COVID. Like he was really on the internet during COVID.

50:11Hannah_Berner: He was at a point with his songs where like they all somehow like had a little cocaine in them. They were so catchy. It was bad, but like the trumpet song. Like imagine me trying to pitch that to a room. Like I have a, it's just about trumpets and the trumpets go. That is a phenomenal song. They'd be like. One of the best songs. On paper, sounds horrible. In person, that could change a party.

50:34Paige_DeSorbo: Remember he like broke his tooth or something? some type of I think he dated Jordan can you pass me that water well whoever decided water

50:42Hannah_Berner: bottles should be made for ants why are there ant water like who's like like just have a full

50:49Paige_DeSorbo: water bottle it's not even good for you because it's in plastic and it's just like there's so much plastic all around us I can't take it um I have two qualms with like technology right now

51:01Hannah_Berner: one my tiktok is so bad right now where i don't know if it's because i don't scroll that often but when i do i'm seeing things from a month ago oh i hate on my feed and i have like pop culture stuff so they'll be like you'll never guess what just happened and i'm watching three minutes of it and i realize this is from three months ago nothing should be on your feed from april 1st right that never happens to you it does but that's when i'm always like the government's

51:30Paige_DeSorbo: up to something yeah like i don't know what's happening the number two i'm like this is bigger

51:34Hannah_Berner: than me it's too easy to delete a note on your notes app and i literally thought i got fired

51:41Paige_DeSorbo: from giggly squad last night because i went to add something to the giggly squad notes app and it wasn't there well i gaslit you and started laughing i'm like of course you don't have the

51:48Hannah_Berner: giggly squad app on your phone i was like did i just like delete it i think i accidentally deleted it and it deleted you because i be crazy with my notes and you know you like sneeze and next thing

51:59Paige_DeSorbo: you know you have no notes on your phone? If you had to pick one, your text message is getting subpoenaed, your notes app getting subpoenaed. What are you picking?

52:07Hannah_Berner: Notes app, 100%.

52:08Paige_DeSorbo: My text messages are insane. I don't know. I say some crazy things to myself in my notes app. They'll just be like, that's not a funny joke.

52:17Hannah_Berner: Like, that's what they'll see in my notes app. They'll be like, I see the premise. I don't see where it's going.

52:21Paige_DeSorbo: They'll be like, her idea when she was high is just chips and dip.

52:26Hannah_Berner: I think it would be hilarious, my notes app. but also my notes app what I love is you can go to 2017 and I have like my goals I have like lists of like my to-do list when I was like 25 manifestations or like things that I'm working on like it's actually every now and then when you're need to like reflect on your life scroll your notes app yeah you'll see like a breakup text I always have like my long to-do list yeah my 10-year plan yeah I was coming up with like funny video ideas in 2016 outfit ideas I have a lot of outfit ideas I don't have any of those I've never

53:01Paige_DeSorbo: Clothes I want to order Stores I want to shop at That I won't remember the name of them Recipes of things that you'll never make Yeah I actually don't have a single recipe in my notes

53:11Hannah_Berner: My problem with text messages Which people have to talk about with subpoenas Is when someone's texting me I'm leaning into their side Doesn't mean I agree with them Well I'm matching their energy I'm not gonna just leave someone out here on a limb People don't factor that in Like they'll be like oh these two were talking shit i'm like yeah but show me talking to the other girl right i was playing both sides babe like don't don't put me in a corner i was i was just getting information

53:37Paige_DeSorbo: i really hope that our text messages are never subpoenaed i don't know in what situation that would happen and then they throw this clip of me being like i'm playing both sides baby and they

53:45Hannah_Berner: go she plays every side oh i also had a really traumatic experience at the netflix of the joke festival that i didn't bring out what night chelsea handler show after i was like running away from maria shavpova she kept trying to talk to me i was like stop i run into blake lee thornton yeah who's hilarious fun we're vibing we're loud we're kicking and then he's holding a drink and i'm just like i'm gonna have a sip i'm kind of parched i'll have a sip yeah and he's like sure take a sip mezcal oh what kind of deranged person doesn't warn someone that their drink is mezcal had you ever had it yeah once and i said never do that again yeah mezcal if you don't know

54:29Paige_DeSorbo: what it is it's i don't know what it is all i want is to see you at like an after party at 4 a.m like i just want to see what you're doing because but i feel the same way mezcal is because it's so

54:43Hannah_Berner: like smoke it has a smoky but it's like smoked salmon do you know what it was do you ever see those YouTube videos of babies eating lemons? Yeah. That's what I was when I drank Blakely's Mezcal. I put him out. I looked at him like I'd been shot.

54:56Paige_DeSorbo: Yeah. Like I can't drink anything that has any type of smoky, like a bourbon. I don't even know. But like I'll do a spicy margarita. Of course. I'll do a spicy margarita all day. I'll do a whiskey ginger. Except then I have a heartburn. Yeah. Spicy margarita can be such a bad heartburn.

55:12Hannah_Berner: To think that you're just going to get a little like tequila soda in your mouth. Yeah. And then get Mezcal. And he said nothing. He left me for dead.

55:20Paige_DeSorbo: Well, because tequila drinkers are a different breed. Like I actually, I would say the majority of the people in my life that I'm around when they're drinking is tequila on the rocks.

55:34Hannah_Berner: I feel like it's showing off. Like in your heart of hearts, is that really what you want? Get? No, I don't like alcohol.

55:40Paige_DeSorbo: I don't like the taste of anything. I get pineapple juice. It has to taste good for me.

55:43Hannah_Berner: With a little bit of vodka.

55:46Paige_DeSorbo: Yeah. and ice a lot of ice that's like 17 years old i'm like give me orange juice water it down please you're like do you have any sunny d back there i just love it with a little

55:58Hannah_Berner: tequila wait sunny d with tequila with slap it's basically anything it's basically a mimosa like

56:06Paige_DeSorbo: sunny d with champagne would be so good lately on flights everyone is ordering alcohol next to me Wait, I clutch my pearls on flights sometimes, and I understand that people get nervous. But the other day I was on a flight, and it was literally, I think we took off at 10.10. And there was a woman behind me, and she ordered the most hardcore drink. Oh, yeah. The way she said it, she was like, one big rock, like three.

56:32Hannah_Berner: Well, they order at a fancy bar in Manhattan, and I'm like, this, first of all.

56:36Paige_DeSorbo: I didn't really even know you could drink on a plane. Yeah. Also, these businessmen are ordering mimosas.

56:42Hannah_Berner: I thought that was for girls. Yeah. Like, why are they taking up all the mimosas?

56:46Paige_DeSorbo: A lot of people order just, like, straight red wine, too, at any time of day.

56:51Hannah_Berner: Red wine.

56:51Paige_DeSorbo: Where I'm like, I feel like that's an after dinner drink.

56:54Hannah_Berner: It just wasn't the demo. It was, like, a 47-year-old businessman sitting next to me who's, like, bossily was like, I want a mimosa. And I was like, and then he went to white wine. Then I'm tracking this man's night. Like, I'm like, oh, we're doing another. I feel like his girlfriend being like, okay, well, we're going to have a fight. He had like, he kept switching. I'm like, why are we switching? Like stick with an alcohol. Then he's peeing like the whole time. For the girls who are stressed when you're, and you don't fly that often and you want to get a fucking Bellini. Sorry. I love saying Bellini.

57:24Hannah_Berner: I don't know if they're available on flights, but get it. But it's just the men ordering all these mimosas and it's like, this is a business trip. You do this every week and you always get the mimosa and it's 8am and you've been meeting.

57:34Paige_DeSorbo: Drinks on flights are for girls.

57:35Hannah_Berner: Yeah. Unless you're in a bachelorette or you're like going to Mexico.

57:39Paige_DeSorbo: I love the girls on TikTok that pack like, first of all, the girls that have their little snack traits. Adorable. The girls that pack. There was a girl that made a full matcha. I was like, you're the cutest girl I've ever seen in my life. I'm like, that's a freaking adorable. Romanticize your life. It was so sweet. And then there's like men ordering like tequila straight. I'm like, no. No. I'm like, you're going to see your second family, aren't you?

58:02Hannah_Berner: Yeah. I'm like, what are you celebrating? go to work wait

58:09Paige_DeSorbo: people need to ask me that more yelling on speaker phone for the first 20 minutes

58:13Hannah_Berner: stop literally stop okay anyway thank you guys so much for giggling with us we love you so so much and we'll talk to you next week yeah bye