Giggling about swag gaps, ponytails, and anger management

0:14What's up my groundhog gigglers? Just like a little bit too, a week too late. A week too late. I don't, I don't really keep track of the groundhogs. Happy Super Bowl weekend. Happy Super Bowl weekend. Someone was social. Are you okay? Against my will. Are you? Against your will? No, I'm lying, yeah. You had a spread. Yeah. You had a Martha Stewart spread. You love a tablescape. I love a tablescape. I had a little Super Bowl party to celebrate my commercial and to celebrate Bad Bunny. And I invited Hannah's husband. Without me. Because mama was working. And I was like, do you want to come to my home?

0:56He was the first person to arrive. He was so early that he actually left. Because I missed the call from my doorman of like someone's coming up. Because it was like 30 minutes prior. And I was like running around doing stuff. And then he was like, I left. And I was like, are you coming back? Like, what's the deal? You played hard to get. And then so he comes back. And then I don't think he knew this, but like I was sending Hannah like photos and it was as if I was babysitting. Like I was like, OK, he ate not like a lot, but he definitely ate. Well, I wanted to make sure he was getting along with the other kids.

1:31And I was like, I sent her a picture. I was like, OK, he's sitting here now. He's talking to this person. Oh, he's getting up. He's going outside. So I literally felt like I. I can't laugh. Wait, what's going on with the Botox situation? Okay, so she like fixed me, but now I feel like my chin is not attached to my mouth. Like, no, like when I laugh, I feel like my mouth like goes inside my mouth. But this is the thing, you look gorgeous. And I've been talking to my other friends who like have been getting Botox for years and they're like, oh, frozen chin. Oh, is that a thing? Not a big deal. Is that a thing?

2:11I guess. Well, thank you for raising awareness on it because I never heard about it. wait we're really jumping around yeah it's because i'm like about to get my period so i'm like wait i just got mine did you on stage i got it which was honestly feminist it was it was i felt it you know it's not feminist what one of my friends texted me and was like i just had a dream that you were pregnant no i was like keep it to yourself it's disgusting because every girl thinks slash knows they're a witch. So just the chance. She's a gay man. Oh. That was uncalled for. Yeah, I was like, why would you try and ruin my day right now?

2:48Wait, what I wanted to bring awareness to was the Adam Sandler story. False. It didn't seem like an Adam Sandler thing to do. Oh, see, I thought it was like such an Adam Sandler thing to do. I feel like he's very like treat people equally. Yes, but I feel like he's not, he doesn't show off his money. Yeah. You know, he just wants to wear cargo. And it wasn't like I just saw TikTok about it. This was like a written article that I looked at. And so I feel bad, but in my head it happened. I'd like to believe that that's... But it was quality content for the time, and we apologized to all the people.

3:25It was a good message. I wonder what it's like having rumors that are like, she's a good person. Could you imagine? He's like, hey, I just want to clear up this rumor about me being like a really good person. I would love for that to happen. I'm like, I have to clear up rumors where it's like, I didn't murder her in her own home. I do have to say one thing because the internet is crazy this morning. Yeah. Jake Paul tweeting from Puerto Rico. I thought, okay, now that I was like, this is a fake story. That's AI. They're like really getting him with AI. Jake Paul talking shit about Puerto Rico from his Puerto Rico mansion was crazy behavior.

4:05Crazy, crazy. um but i have to say bad bunny not to get all like um industry about it but the color grading and the videography the cinematography the cinematography was spectacular i wonder what it was like in person because the way it was filmed was like so perfect for tv where i feel like last year it was i don't know if it was better on tv but it was like so open yes sometimes they make the set where like if you're there in the um in the arena you can see certain patterns that the camera can't see and stuff i don't there's so many different ways you could do it but that was like he told a story yes he did like a mini concert where there was a beginning middle and end rather than just like a one big performance i don't know how to explain yeah i do have to say as new yorkers like seeing the culture he was talking about like the bodegas Having that woman from Brooklyn.

5:01And the one from, and the, and the, oh my God, I was going to cry. But then the men playing games in the streets, like you just realize how much is a part of like at least New York City, what we love. Yeah. So wait, what was like the hit of your snacks? My buffalo chicken wing dip. Did you make it? Mm-hmm. I made two dips, Hannah. Oh my God. I know. So you didn't order in anything? Oh, well, God, yeah. Oh, yes. But you had enough to be like, it's a mix. Honestly, I had so much food at the end. And Ozempic is rampant. I can't. You want me to host things? Stop taking Ozempic. Wait, they have to sell Ozempic portions now.

5:37Yeah, I'm like, guys, this is a full charcuterie board. Mind you, I'm a full adult. I'm the older sister. And I was in Indiana visiting my family with my younger brother and his whole family. And I was like, let's make something for the Super Bowl. And my brother laughed at me. And I was like, what? I'm here and I'd love to help the party. Do you know my brother's like a full chef? Oh, he was laughing at you to like, you're not healthy. You're good. Why don't you be the personality? He was like, give me your credit card and figure it out. My brother's a fucking chef. He's smoking stuff. He's making pasta.

6:12He's adding prosciutto. Why I pictured him smoking a cigarette in the kitchen. I'm yelling, yes, chef. Like, it's getting crazy. So anyway, it was a beautiful celebration. I did not watch the game, really. I didn't either. I mean, I watched my commercial. Let's talk about the commercials for a second. Yes. The thing is, I was with Lois, who was, we were chatting. Yeah. So we weren't, I wasn't able to like, I mean, did I get your commercial on camera and everyone freaked out? Yes. But the other commercials, I feel like, can you fill me in a little? So some of the commercials, obviously mine was 10 out of 10.

6:50Gorgeous. Gorgeous. It was just like, the message was clear. Also, kind of great timing. It was like right before the halftime show. No, I said, okay, God. um bueno you didn't need to fate me like that i had a couple situationships text and go oh wow and i said yeah that's what it was intended wait did your exes text you just like a couple not i wouldn't even classify them as exes it's like people i used to know um wait what was i just gonna say about the commercials oh okay did you see the alexa commercial with chris Hemsworth and his wife no first of all great casting he's a very funny actor I feel like people don't talk good enough about he's got great like comedic timing and inflection well Australians are inherently kind of funny yeah like I'd like to see him in more comedy movies I don't understand why he doesn't do more comedy like he's very funny yeah he's funny even in Thor you know it is it's because he's so beautiful people don't want beautiful people to be funny they're like stay in a lane that's true yeah but for that's why it's so hard for me to do comedy right yeah but he's a man so i'm like you can get away with it do it all do whatever you want um okay so they did the commercial for it's the alexa but it's like the supreme alexa or like the advanced alexa whatever and it can see you and so i'm watching this commercial and i'm like well i don't want it to be able to see me because it has chris hemsworth walking into the frame and and holding a snake from like the backyard or something.

8:20And the Alexa says, wow, that's a big snake. Now that I'm saying it, that's a little bit sexual. Okay, didn't catch that in the beginning. And so then it's like showing you how like it can see you and like it's a normal Alexa can make your appointments, all of this stuff. But like, I don't want you to see in my home. Like, I think that's so creepy. Yeah. Then the next commercial was for ring camera. I don't get, here's the thing. Critical thinking skills are just like really lacking on the internet most recently. And it's like actually like really paining me. Like some things I'm just like, guys, you can't be serious.

8:56I'll get into that. But anyway, so the ring camera commercial is, oh my God, there's a missing dog. My ring camera on my front door took a picture of my dog leaving. Then it sends the picture of the dog to everyone in the neighborhood's ring camera. so they can see. And then if the dog goes by their ring camera, it'll pick it up. That's literally stalking. You go, how are teenagers supposed to leave their house to meet up with their boyfriend? How are you supposed to sneak out? It's just the, I don't get why everyone's acting like it's so, like, oh my God, yeah, it's going to help find dogs. Not one dog is going to be used for that.

9:35Well, this is the thing. Data is so scary right now. It's so scary. And there's no information that like corporations are not going to have. And we're just like, they're just using us for it, I feel like. I don't. Do you own an Alexa or like a Google anything? I don't do Bluetooth. Babe. Who am I talking to? I'm literally carving stuff into rocks. Like I'm not. Do you feel like we've aged on this podcast? Like the way we think about things. Did you see the story that Gen Z is like the dumbest generation? I'm like, we've only been telling you guys. I was just happy that when Gen Z started getting hate, millennials stopped.

10:14Like, everyone hated millennials. We were lazy. All we did is, like, talk about iced coffee. And now people are like, you know what? Iced coffee is pretty good. And millennials, like, we've been through a whole lot. Yeah. And we, like, I don't know. I feel bad for the millennials. We tried our best. Do you know what's crazy, too, about the NFL? that a lot of these players, like the concussion rates are so bad and they're not addressing it. Did you see the, not to be a full sports podcast, but like, did you see this stuff about the 49ers and how they think that they're always getting hurt and things happen in that stadium because they're right next to like some power plant?

10:55No. No, there's like stories that like when the boys. imagine i like rooted for the boys um when they go home they like turn off their wi-fi or they have like different like things that because they don't they feel like it is affecting their body oh my god this is like what's the julia roberts movie where she plays the lawyer erin brokovich we need erin brokovich on the case no i feel like there's like something there but Look, there was a lot of concussion protocol, but then because the NFL is a business, they were like, we can't, every time a guy gets a concussion, give him two weeks off because no one would be playing.

11:36We wouldn't have players. Well, that's why I don't understand why those helmets aren't mandatory. Well, apparently the helmets weren't even like helping that much, but I don't know the details. We'll have to double check. However, if you were one of these guys and all you know is football and they're like, we're going to give you 30 million dollars to play for the next five years but you will have anger management and depression for the rest of your life which some would argue you have already i've dated a lot of guys not in the nfl and let me tell you they could their anger has next level next freaking that is actually so embarrassing if you're a man going around with anger management and you weren't a professional football player.

12:20Did you see the Cardi B drama? No, what's happening? I don't know if the news is real or not. No, that's the thing. Were they, I don't know. Okay, well, I actually, she was my prediction for, I thought Bad Bunny was going to bring her out to sing. I don't know why I felt that in my gut. Because I was like, oh, she's going to be there. I love her so much. But I love that it was Lady Gaga. I wonder if he's going to open a club. He seems busy. Yeah, he's busy. Do you realize he was at the Grammys figuring out what the Super Bowl was going to be? He's mid-tour right now also. These people's schedules.

12:57Side note, is Olivia Dean okay? Has anyone given her water? Where is she? What's going on? All I know is all my friends who are influencers and going to different events, every single event Olivia Dean is performing, Man I Need, and in a different dress looking gorgeous. Is she a robot? Yeah. Like she's in that point in her career where, you know, people are like, we need to make money off her. Yeah. I just want to say. She's tired. I hope she's okay. Yeah. But she's young. Yeah, she's young. She can handle it. Celebrities don't go to the hospital anymore for exhaustion. Remember that was like a real big thing.

13:33Well, because millennials didn't know that we could Gen Z it and be like, actually, I canceled the tour. So instead we just. This is going to ruin the tour. Instead, we just go until you just have to go to the hospital. as someone who went on one tour and I'm not kidding it it changed my whole life I thought of things so differently I started medicine I started you know really getting in touch with my inner self I made so many business decisions in that tour that like just starting to come to fruition which is we don't talk about ever like how transformative that tour was for our careers It was, but you don't know it when you're in it.

14:15You don't know it when you're in it. But so many things happen in those three months that like we haven't even been able to say yet. But that's just how long things take. Look, are you planting seeds? Well, that's another thing because you can't say certain things. Well, one legally. I probably would get in trouble. But you can't say certain things because people's energy really is so real. You're so L.A. right now. I love when you get like this. No, it is. Like you can't tell certain people things because for just as much as you manifest for yourself, they manifest your downfall. And you need to remember that.

14:49Like you, I know people like to say like, look, no one's going home and laying in bed at night thinking about me. I know for a fact people are going home and laying in bed at night thinking about me and how to sabotage me. You know what I was thinking about with people who like wish bad upon you or who do things that are bad towards you? That is karmically so bad for them. yeah like instead of me being like why are you being mean to me i just go like damn the karma's gonna come around and you want to know why i believe that i really do there have been times where i've done things and i'm like that felt bad i probably shouldn't have done that and then something will happen to me and i'll be like i actually deserve it's almost like a self-hate like if you try to hurt someone else then you think oh it's gonna come back around to me and it does yeah because you're putting that energy into the world the negativity so anyway so We're scared.

15:40Okay, so I can't stop thinking about a commercial I saw during the big game about the Pepsi paradox. Did you see that? Yeah, I did. It's kind of crazy. It's about a phenomenon that when labels disappear, people prefer the taste of Pepsi zero sugar over Coke zero sugar. And it makes you think about, like, do people just like things because they're trendy or popular? Well, you've accused me of it. but yes because I think my number one example that I always think about is everyone loves matcha and I rather oh I can't it's cute in the Instagram story it's green it makes you look better than people because it's like sorry let me grab my brush really quick like for what that reminds me of how I want to de-influence people from doing the it girl bob just because you see someone edited on Instagram looking hot into bob doesn't mean you need to ruin your life I don't have the jawline.

16:34Right. And I never will. And they did a blind taste test across the country and Pepsi Zero Sugar won literally everywhere. In every city. Yeah, in every city. Ooh, I love de-influencing and I love a game. Okay, so we're going to do the Pepsi Zero Sugar challenge. Let's go. So you open it up like this. Okay, guys, so we can't see which one is which. I haven't been this excited in years. Oh, no, with my nails, I don't know if I can open this. I can do it. And that's what friends are for Let's try We're gonna try this on the right On the right, okay

17:15Okay Okay Which one do you like better? The one on the left The one on the right is like a little bit too much The one on the left has like a sweetness to it Yeah, but it's not like overwhelming Yeah I'm like dying to know Yeah, Pepsi Wow, Pepsi Zero Sugar. Me too. Oh my gosh. I'm actually like low-key very shocked. It has the perfect level of crispiness. It truly does. The results are in. Pepsi Zero Sugar tastes better. Okay, so go out and try Pepsi Zero Sugar today. And do the Pepsi challenge yourself and let your taste decide. This segment was brought to you by Pepsi. So I know about doing stuff together.

17:56I didn't even talk about this. we did this project and they were like okay one of you has to have their hair down one of you has to have their hair up you went first and they were like okay you have your hair down i come in all happy innocent so excited for a fun day at the job i forgot what was your perspective on it i would have loved to know because i was fighting for my fucking life okay look let me just preface we did this job and Hannah looked stunning coming out of the trailer like truly they had her in like such a cute little outfit I never see her hair in a ponytail and I'm like oh my god like I looked I did a double take because I'm just not used to seeing your hair like that but I'm also like I'm a confident person you know that like I think I have reverse body dysmorphia I think everyone's obsessed with me and but the second I put my hair in a ponytail I feel like an Amish boy I don't It's the only time you're ever insecure about how you look.

18:54So insecure. I think everyone's looking at me. And there are times where I've seen you look. When I should have been insecure. And I'm like, the ponytail is the least of your problems. The thing about a ponytail, it's so exposing. I feel like people can see every fucking part of my face. And then also, there's something to be said about the shape of your head, where you put the ponytail. Yeah. Like, I like it kind of high. Yeah. And look, I want to be easy to work with. Totally. I want people to say Hannah was a joy. Yeah. An absolute pleasure. A pleasure. And that's all I can really bring. Right.

19:26It's really all we can bring. All we can bring is vibes. Because if you think we're showing up and we know what we're supposed to do, you're wrong. No one's saying she did well. It's more the vibes are right. So I walk in. We're doing a ponytail. I said, okay. And then she puts it lower than I like. Midhead. Midhead. Which I. So front on, it's. Yes. Scalped. and then also I I don't have a wide top of my head so it's hard to get long story short I was scared yeah it's it's like my dentist's office like I was like this is bad and then they're like and we are gonna put this on camera so I walk out of the trailer and Hannah goes to me I'm just like I really no we're on set at this point like we've walked to the set and it's like I'm just like I'm kind of insecure it's just like my hair's in a ponytail and like it's just like my head is shaped weird and I was like I think my head is shaped or like put my finger on it because I was like something's fucking off and I look at her and I go babe not your head it's actually your ears and I literally right when I said it I was like I thought that was gonna help and that actually is probably doing it by the way there's 17 people on set that's actually probably doing real but actually in that moment I said thank you because people are gaslighting me being like no you look so good with your ponytail no when I wear a ponytail well honey that's also a quick fix like you could pin those back in one procedure this is my thing when i was little because i thought about it because yeah i've been called elf ears before and you know made me who i am today your hair behind your ears a lot when growing up no that would literally be bullied they called me legolas oh because usually like i feel like i've seen some girls where like they put their hair behind their ears so much that they made their ears jut out oh i did a lot of research in middle school i was like something's different but you know this is actually so cute and i said this to myself when I was a teenager I remember saying and this is not decentering man I'm so sorry I didn't know what it was yet but I said the man who falls in love with me is gonna fall in love with me because of my unique ears and I'm gonna keep my ears the way they are that's a really good message and Des told me I should pin them back I'm just kidding I'm just kidding but um no yeah and my ears whenever I wear a hat with my in a ponytail I always put the hat over my ears i have a lot of rules when it comes to the ears but i mean i'm perfect in every way it's just like people don't talk about when other people do your glam the closest way i could describe it to make this a more relatable conversation is and everyone will understand this when you get your makeup and hair done yeah for a wedding yeah and you you don't want to be difficult yeah but you look in the mirror and who you don't know who that is thought i was gonna find my husband here not tonight certainly not at this wedding suddenly they're putting moose in it yeah you've got waves you didn't even know you could have but I feel like it's most people can relate to like having a hairstyle they feel more comfortable in I do have to say you're kind of doing this off center started on my hair are we feeling bad about it again I just like the color like it only looks good curly now because the color is so insane on the top are you doing a center part or a side part what's happening here i don't know and then you have fake glasses on but you don't want to put them on well i could put them on but i just felt like it was like aggressive for the pod it was aggressive for the pod am i a guy recording the podcast what am i like gonna bring on an only fans model and act like do you forget those tiktoks oh i have to i always press mute because i'll like throw my phone across the wall sometimes i get on an algorithm and I'm like where have I been that this has never come across my desk and why are like why there are eight women around a table talking to one guy who's like berating all of them talking to one guy who's like never spoken to a woman before and is like telling them what he read online about women wait speaking of an algorithm that I was never on that I recently got on to was the raw milk oh no I don't know why isn't there drama so I was even I was late to like the whole ballerina farm yeah i was late to all the trad wife stuff i think my tiktok was like you're not land with her let's actually give it a second it might not land with her and so like i missed the bulk of it but i just got on and realized that people have been drinking raw milk and in my head i'm like i don't know what raw milk even means like in my head right out of the cow yeah i was like oh you live on a farm you like i thought like oh you drink it warm i actually dated a guy who lived on a dairy farm and there's all these, there's a lot of rules with milk because you have to make sure you don't die and stuff.

24:03There's a lot of rules. For a reason. So apparently, in some part of the country with the trad wives, it's really, it's like so like, what is that show that was on Hulu? Seeking Amish? No, what was that show that was like really scary that like could come true? Oh, Handmaid's Tale? Yeah. It's getting like Handmaid's Tale a little bit. What's that show that's kind of autobiography? Yeah, what's that show that's happening right now? That we're living through. So basically, these girls are like drinking raw milk, telling people to drink raw milk. And this doctor like made this TikTok and she was like, hey, it's not safe because you don't realize how much bacteria is coming from the cow.

24:46And if you don't pasteurize it and do these certain things, like you could get really sick and like you could die. Yep. Basically. Yeah. Like it's illegal in Canada to even sell raw milk They're like yeah you freaks It's 20 I would honestly trust Canada Because they have free healthcare So they're not monetizing people getting sick Whatever Canada's doing let's keep an eye on Well they're also just nice You know I trust them And so this girl this one girl was saying So then I'm like on it And now I'm getting like all these videos And this other girl was saying like unless you live She lived on a farm yeah unless you live on a farm and you work with farm animals you would have that certain bacteria in raw milk because like there's e coli in the dust and like so farmers are like a little bit more immune it's like okay maybe if they drink raw milk once in a while but like the average person who lives in like a city should not be drinking raw milk and i'm like wait how is this such a big thing and i had no idea about it food trends just make me laugh so much because you know We grew up and it was like no fat, low fat, no fat.

25:53And now everything's like 100 % fat. I was just talking about this with one of my girlfriends. Do you remember the special K diet? Oh my God, yeah, I do. Which geniuses. They were like, only eat my cereal. My best friend from high school one time was so fucking crazy about the special K diet. She's like, if I don't have special K diet. no one knew what was in special okay i did something speaking of milk i got a protein shake this morning because i felt like i was the pillar of health in the community another thing i don't trust but keep going but no they're putting protein in everything in your mayonnaise yeah so if you see me at the airport after a weekend of tour it's not a pretty sight when i'm getting home after all the shows yeah this is like the most embarrassing i've done in public in a while i get my protein shake from where like from like the news yeah and and i like a bottled yes a bottled one also i got a magazine i got architectural digest okay i was like so ready to just end the weekend and get home and i open there's like a clasp outside the protein shake and i open it And I'm like not really thinking and I'm assuming that there's like a little metal, you know.

27:13Spigot? Thing like covering it that you have to open, you know. Okay. So I start shaking it. Okay. There's no metal thing. It's just going all over? So I just opened my protein shake, if you're watching, and I just threw it all over me. You're like. All over my luggage. You're like, Bad Bunny was amazing. Pop bottles. Literally pop bottles on my architectural digest, on me. and then you're like you don't have napkins near you and then like do i have to carry all this protein soaked stuff so i just waited for it to dry and then i got home and des was like how are you i'm like i think i need to take a shower you just smell like milk like vanilla i would never even think to get a protein shake in like uh i get crazy i told you i'm not crazy in the bedroom but i'm crazy at a 7-eleven yeah you're like you're like what's up with this frappuccino you I get pizza at 7-Eleven.

28:05Okay, look, I get taquito. There's at least once every like two months, I have to order at midnight from 7-Eleven and I have to get four taquitos. Yes, a slurpee. And then I have to get like a chip situation. A slurpee that'll make me glow in the dark. Yeah, and then I have to get like some type of crazy drink. I also think like if I'm going to get a stomachache anyway, like go for it. Also, this is a very random thought. Do you remember like when we were watching TV growing up? There used to be more twins. There were the Sprouse twins. There was Tia and Tamara. There were the Olsen twins. Twins were hot.

28:42Twins were rampant. Twins were everywhere. Where did the twins go? Wait, why are there no twins on the television? Lindsay Lohan, fake twin. Fake twin. Wait. Or are they twins and they're not telling us and that's how Olivia Dean is actually doing all our performances? Bring back famous twins. Speaking of AI, there's a documentary on Netflix that I watched the other morning. It's called, I don't know what it's called. But it might be the girl's name is called Lucy Lettie. Yes. Did you watch it? Oh my God, it's really disturbing. It's really disturbing. Yeah, like be mentally prepared. You want to know one of the most disturbing parts of it in my perspective was the AI actors.

29:28Oh yeah. Well, it said like rendering. It was like, oh, we don't, these people don't want to show what they really look like or sound like. Totally fine. Put in an, put in an actress. Yeah. Like the AI, I was like, no, this looks like I'm watching like a Sims show. Distracting. It was extremely distracting and like uncomfortable. I'd rather a scary guy being like. or i'd rather it be like a girl reading like an account from someone else like okay this is what they said and like or if it was like someone that looked like that person or was an actress and like legitimately pretended to be that person like this is what happened to my baby like doing it in ai i i really didn't like it the whole thing is very disturbing it's basically about accusing a killer nurse.

30:23Yeah. Do you think she did it? Did you get British when you said that? Yeah. I think I did actually. I honestly, like, this is the thing with documentaries. Yeah. They show you what you want to see. So like, immediately they can make you think she was guilty and then immediately they can make me think that she's not. The jarring evidence was that she was there for every single murder or death. And then when they took her off, it stopped. but then people were saying that there was always I don't know like I don't have enough information they really screwed me up and at the end I was like I looked online for like a second I got more confused one of the things that made me a little weary is like when you when someone crazy does something crazy you're like well yeah they're crazy like that's a crazy person like you couldn't tell me anything about anyone that I deem crazy that would like shock me I'm like yeah he's always been like that he's a psycho but what with her the thing that i found so fascinating was her friend her like nurse friend that went all through school with her was like no no this is not her like there's no signs there was nothing in her childhood that was like she hurt animals or like she was like weird and did this like it wasn't like she did anything and like escalated well you know it's crazy early on i did say this woman didn't do it yeah do you know why why because the police come over they said lucy you're arrested and she says can i say bye to my cat yeah and i said she's not a serial killer she's not and she picks up the cat and then i got emotional yeah she picks up the cat she kisses the cat serial killers are known to hurt animals and i are you crying no but like then it makes me because then i'm like okay but then think of the parents whose babies died i know there were so many coincidences i know i know and then they saw a journal which apparently she was in therapy and the therapist was telling her to just write all her intrusive thoughts yeah and they tried to use that against her as evidence yeah where she was like she said stuff like i'm i did it i did it wrote it all out but then she was like i feel responsible i felt like everyone was blaming me and I felt like I was evil and I was a bad person that people thought it was me kind of thing two things I felt like they should have looked into more sometimes you get into work environments and it can get diabolical yeah and people will literally do things that you would never believe that a human is capable of the fact that she had so many problems with the other nurses being mean to her something sit right there this when do nurses have the time to be mean while they're like saving lives yeah so i thought that was like interesting not that i think that someone would like people would try and like conspire against her to be like a murderer but like people do crazy things crazy anyway so that was like on the light end oh i watched a documentary about a of chess player you know i think i saw it and i and i scrolled see that i was jacked up by that a man in hungary everyone sit down for this beautiful story a man in hungary and it was like communist hungry and they were so poor and he was like i have to get out of this life and he read all these books on geniuses and he realized i can create a genius so he has three daughters basically like as an experiment and decides if i train them for like six hours a day and something specific they will become a genius at it uh i mean yeah he decides williams he decides chess because it's the cheapest thing and what i loved about it is that at the time there were no chess players who were women and it was like a real boys club like the real queen's gambit like i don't it it seems similar but i don't think it was the same but it was the concept of like it really reminded me of stand-up comedy where everyone's all the men it was like the 70s the men were like yeah women aren't as smart yeah they said women get too reactive they don't know how to play aggressive enough they freak out when they get attacked like all these stereotypes and it made me realize like also it's a boys club like what woman sees that and goes yeah i'd love to join in and play with them yeah and that's how a lot of women feel with stand-up like yeah i'd love to go to that bar and take the mic with all these men just fucking hating on me yeah so one of they all get really good they end up winning gold for women and then one of them excels and beats all the boys and it was iconic and she got became top 10 in like the world of all chess wait speaking of um winning gold are you watching the olympics i watched a little bit of the ice skating but it gives me a lot of anxiety okay well did you there's a documentary on netflix that i watched it was like three episodes about the figure skating uh couples oh yeah and now they are like competing which actually i think i missed it i think the one couple i don't know what anything is but italians the point did you see the lindsey vaughn stuff i didn't see the fall because i actually would couldn't wouldn't be able to handle it emotionally because i'm so i'm such an empath i was like i need to see it immediately lindsey vaughn's a hero lindsey vaughn's incredible well this is the thing the way she was airlifted was the same way i was airlifted when I hurt my pinky so let's just all remember that um you can die skiing like all these winter sports you can die that's why I don't like watching it every time someone goes down I'm like and they're gonna crack their head open I think I was also unfamiliar with how fast 100 miles per hour I was like wait does that say 93 like it's also like she's like the basically the most famous person in the winter olympics so like I couldn't well that's the other thing I'm people were like well this is her last olympics and like maybe she feels like she's like falling off a little bit and i'm like gun to my head if someone said name another person that skis in the olympics i would die because i have no fucking idea other than her and also lindsey this is her life being a champion and she wanted to just go down the mountain however she could however she could and i have to tell you guys no i give her a lot of credit for even having the courage to do that because i mean surely i would have just rolled down in my butt surely she broke the other leg right yeah i mean yeah but i'm proud of her for like that's what she wanted to do she wanted to go out trying and we can all learn from that yeah yeah there are two types of people in this world people who like roller coasters and people who don't i don't i don't no i'll do a water ride i'll do like that spin cup thing See, I would never do the spin cup.

37:17Like, you can convince me. I can't. I'd rather do a roller coaster than anything that spins. Do you remember they used to have that ride where you like you would spin and you would and it would spin so fast that you would stick to the fucking wall? Yes, wait, that was crazy. I can remember being like five being like, this is not regulated. Like, I was literally a Karen at five years old being like, I don't think this looks right. Well, kids were flying in the air. I thought they had to shut it down. I think a kid fucking literally did die. Wait, so if we were to do like a show like Traitors, you know how they do crazy, would you rather like a crazy rowing and running up a mountain or where they put roaches on your hand and stuff?

38:04Oh, for fuck's sake. Like they pour roaches on you? You know, I would think that I, I want to say that I could do the roaches, But when we went to that, like, where did we go? That alligator place? I was like, yeah, I don't like even being near them. Here's the only thing I couldn't do. And this is the only thing where I'd have to go in being like, not my forte. Don't pick me for this challenge. I can't eat anything. Gross. Like, I'm throwing up. Like, I could, my gag, I could throw up just thinking about it. But you know what I forget? Is there is the element of there's a camera on you. Totally.

38:41And I used to watch shows being like, how is this person crying? Or how are they getting so... When there's a camera on you and a producer in your ear, you do shit you would never do. Like, I could see myself there and there's a cockroach. And they're like, Hannah, if you eat this cockroach, you're going to inspire women. And everyone's going to think you're incredibly strong. And I'm going to be like, let's do it. And next thing you know, you're projectile puking on TV. Do you remember that one time on Summer House that they made us do trapeze? And I was like, really... It didn't even make the cut.

39:10I was like, I can't do this. I'm going to cry. And if I break my neck, my mom's going to kill me. And then it never aired. Well, my hands, my palms get too sweaty, as you guys know. So I was like getting it, but I couldn't catch it because my palms are too sweaty. But that was really scary. That was crazy. Well, we're just, we're just experimental rats. We were just kids. We were kids. We didn't know. I was wearing a one piece. Who was I to say now? We were literal children. No. back to the segment of my uh weekly tuning forks oh i have gotten inundated with dms from the gigglers well you like begged for it no i begged for it you were like give me a sunshine please and the girls were like i have a tuning fork i didn't say anything like i do sound baths all the time and then i have this masseuse i don't even want to call her a masseuse because she's so much more than that she yeah no she's an artist she does like um i don't know if there's a specific name for it but like she does massages in the way of like do you have trauma because i can feel it and let me get it like in that sense she's transformative i really i like can't say enough things she's literally my body shaman and i've only met her i've only been in contact with but like the past six months where was most of your trauma my lower back and my shoulders anywho she I like converted her to being a giggler and she texted me and she was like two things I want to say to you one I can help you with like your Botox and I can do like different massages on your face and two I'm obsessed with tuning forks they're actually so good like if you stay consistent did she say anything about my trauma that she noticed you're gonna have to do a session and she doesn't work for free we're gonna have to block off a six hour a day no you really should go to her i am due for a psychic i have she's not a psychic well but you are due for a psychic i am due you know i actually had one set and she rescheduled on me i wonder if she was like i don't like the energy she's like i'm actually not gonna tell her that so maybe we just like skip you like every six months right if i'm having a rough go of it but no it's usually do like once a year is like I do like a big one the top of the year when every year around my birthday is when I start like being reflective and stuff and getting in your head too much um I did some say overthinking and I'd actually like to say maybe I'm just thinking the normal amount and everyone else isn't thinking enough like I feel like sometimes like TikTok and social media is that is like you have ADHD and you have depression and you have and totally you could but sometimes when it comes to overthinking i'm like maybe maybe you should just think more you know like the rest of us are out here thinking and you think you're overthinking but you're not but this is my thing happiness involves being in the moment which involves not thinking and ask your tuning force i'll get back to you on that one i'll actually get back to you um i did get a really funny dm There's plenty of things I've been in the moment for and I've wanted to be off myself.

42:23Okay. I did get a funny DM about, have you heard about hot people phobia? Like when someone's too good looking, you can't look at them. Like you're like terrified. Yeah. And like I've felt that before. I've felt that before. People with blue eyes. I don't like that. I mean, I love it, but like I'll get terrified. a man whose jaw is too strong i get i get uncomfortable um i'm trying to think like is there's a situation where i've been like i'm not trying to be like hot people have it so hard but like it is hard to look at them i think my thing is there's been like hot men where i'm like you know you're good looking and like that makes me feel awkward around you yeah because honestly that's for girls to be and it's more like that vibe where i'm like i can't look at you because like you want people to look at you where if it's like a girl and she's really hot it i'm more like oh my god you're like really pretty i got pissed off because someone posted a tweet like don't you love like a silly man with a big nose and i'm like why can't we say don't you love a silly girl with a big nose yeah well no because women no no not allowed no no no no honestly one of my biggest like realizations of that in my 30s was like I feel like I've made my whole personality that like I didn't get Botox and like I'm waiting to get Botox my whole personality is I'm waiting and then all of a sudden I got it and people were like she actually is like wow like she's done so much plastic surgery I did there is a post that I keep getting for some reason showing like a before and after of you with Botox when the after is not with you with Botox it's before you with Botox.

44:11It's before the pictures before me with Botox. Yes. And they're like, look at what Botox does. They're 10 years apart. The pictures are literally a solid eight to nine years apart. But could you imagine a bunch of guys sitting around being like, I just want to meet a silly girl with like a unique nose. Like that would really, well, no, because it's, that's what, that's what I need. Where women, like if you're an unattractive guy, we actually probably like you more yeah except when you give an unattractive guy a new sense of confidence and then that could that could cause violence honestly the majority of my early 20s i do think though for the girls out there who like good-looking men don't be afraid to talk to them because i heard that we both crossed our arms and i don't like that energy i think it's because we're talking about good looking men we're like and don't look at me don't look at me um a lot of good-looking men are insecure.

45:07What did you think of Bad Bunny's outfit? Incredible. I would wear it. I loved it. I'd wear it tomorrow. I loved the like aesthetic of like everyone in like ivory and like khaki. I like that he was in all white. Like I love an all white moment. I do have to say the aura of that man is crazy because for you to perform with like a hundred people around you and you still cannot take your eyes off him. Like he could have easily gotten lost and you blah wait we didn't even talk about um charlie pooth did the beginning my ex yeah and i'm not like you know me i'm not turned on by a musician if anything i'm like real like i don't like it bad bunny is different it reminds me of the swag gap chat with couples have you heard of this pardon how like couples should not have a swag gap like whatever his swag is your swag should match like no not one person shouldn't be way cooler than the other what I'm obsessed with doing in my shows is because like a lot more men have been coming like boyfriends and stuff yeah and I love it because I'm like they're forced to listen to a woman without interrupting for the longest they've ever done it for they have to listen for a full hour and it's like iconic it's powerful you have to find a quiet quiet man no truly that was my only requirement i was like does he shut the fuck up perfect i had a quiet man spree i loved a shy man for a while yeah i'm in it right now i love it i'm not like i haven't heard from him in three days is he still in the room i love it it's the best well let's okay let's shout out to quiet men it's security when a man's quiet and i feel most comfortable like being quiet wait let's end on this i really liked that actor in 10 things i hate about you but not heath ledger like the other guy that was in it yeah whatever a bunch of gigglers were dming me and they're like oh my god i used to love him too look at this video that like and there's like rumors that he's like in a cult but he's like denied it but i'm like no but that's what happens when you're in a cult if you have to deny if you have to deny that you're in a cult you're in a cult sean mendez how did we get here thank you so much for giggling with us we love you so much and we'll talk to you later this week see ya bye