Giggling about the manosphere, body counts, and cyber trucks

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2:04Hannah Berner: ParaЕxvil80 que yo sé que todos los que están haciendo un oro ring no es que no es contra mi religión que no es tu vibe también creo que no es que no es small enough para tu fingers también probablemente también el oro ring me dijo que era un tipo de excusas para cancelar todo en uno de esos moodos cada couple de meses me voy a decir que no me lo puedo decir y no me voy y no me voy y no me voy y no me voy y no me voy both enable each other to cancel everything. I feel like Chapel Rone on tour.

2:43I feel like a Gen Z pop star who's been told by her label she has to tour for three years and she goes, how about, no.

2:49Hannah Berner: Thank you so much for bringing up Chapel Rone. Oh yeah, Chapel Rone has been in the news. She's been wild out in the streets and I, you want to know what, I have two different minds of thinking. In one sense, I'm like, Yes, the things that people have done to celebrities in the past Has caused them Irreparable harm Irreparable harm Yeah, like literally But there's also a part of like my millennial makeup Where I'm like, suck it up And look, it's not normal to be famous Like to process fame However, if you want to avoid paparazzi And avoid stuff Like you don't have to go to fashion shows Totally But she probably was like, I want to go to the fashion show Pero entonces, pero entonces, que te voy a hacer videos de hacer que no se quiera a la la de la fashion show.

3:37Right. Creo que ella es navegando la fame como una persona. Y no es perfecto. Y no es chias. Pero al final de la día, cuando tienes dinero, cuando tienes dinero, cuando tienes una posición, no te lo siento mal para ti.

3:49Hannah Berner: También, Justin Bieber ha llamado a paparazzi. Y nos vemos. Everyone es como, go off, King. We're like, let's make it into a meme. We're obsessed. Yeah. Put it on a t-shirt. She's evil Get this angry redhead off our screens I just think she's navigating fame And it's difficult and hard Sorry I'm in a raincoat today So like every movement I make I'm just like Sorry I'm in a raincoat I have to say you love rain I love When it rains Because you think you're like Barbie I mean you are Italian Barbie So you're like it's raincoat day Well in my head it's either God has given everyone collectively a day off.

4:32Hannah Berner: He's like, it's raining, you don't have to go outside. Or it's like, you could bring out your raincoat that you haven't been able to wear and I've had for a couple months. And so I broke out my raincoat it has a belt. Hello, it has a belt. When you saw it was raining, did you almost text me to cancel? Did it cross your mind? No, because I had my raincoat. When I saw it was raining, if my first thought wasn't your raincoat, I would have texted you and said, ¿Qué si estuviera virtual hoy? Es increíble. Yo soy un vestido como un 50s housewife. Cuando es lleno, no me hagas. No, yo me he quedó walking toward mí y yo me he quedó como un en Connecticut.

5:09I'm wearing a kitten heel. Es missing their clothes. A light blue shirt. Of course, cuando me llamó mi Uber, it es la primera vez que no me ha conocido donde me. Así que yo había que ir en el aire a la hora de irme. Y es un montón de cosas. ¿Qué es tu pequeño scarf, honey? Es attached a la t-shirt. Si te ves en YouTube, I have an accessory It kind of looks like a labia But in the best way

5:32Hannah Berner: And you could swing it around It's kind of giving nautical We're definitely on different wavelengths As we are We're recording this before the Oscars And we have our own Little podcast award show on Monday I've picked out A risky dress, you don't have a dress How are you feeling? I'm not feeling great porque yo realmente me siento como yo me siento que me siento la bola en este porque yo me siento oh yeah it's in a couple weeks it's in a couple weeks y entonces it's actually on Monday y yo me siento y yo me siento oh right this is how I feel for everything usually I'm in a shopping mood in the past couple of weeks I haven't been in a shopping mood so like I haven't even gone we went shopping last week and all you got was sunglasses and I was a little worried about you sometimes I get like that I was like hey can I talk to you for a sec is everything okay give me drama give me like different trends like I'm over it I've seen it, seen it, seen it.

6:24Hannah Berner: I'm like, I don't care. I'm like, let me just wear my raincoat in peace. But you know what they say, when you hit rock bottom, that's when you can only go up, and that's when change comes. Did you see Mel Robbins commented on, Mel Robbins commented on her clip where I talked about anxiety being a question? No, and she was like, season to sis coming from my brand? No, I think I'm in an internship with Mel Robbins now. Wait, what did she say? I forget, but it was something supportive, Love this or something Because I think Grace made the caption Hannah Mel Robbins burner Wait, I love that Do you know what else I saw on the internet?

7:00Hannah Berner: Which, okay, sometimes the gigglers enable me Like, they're actually really bad enablers Yeah And they'll be like, no, we need it right And I'm like, I knew I was

7:13Hannah Berner: Our DMs from the gigglers are so different, continue Sometimes they'll DM me and be like I know you can't DM me back because people are crazy pero, like, I know what you're thinking right now. And I know you're reading this. And I always want to be like, I am reading this. Well, if you start it with I'm a giggler, we will read it. Yeah. And one girl DM'd me and she was like, I'm sorry, but I just have to call attention that, like, every time you bring up a man on the podcast, then, like, I get a TikTok of this man or, like, something, like, he's in the news. Like, okay, remember when I was like, oh, I love, not Seth Rogen, who's the other one?

7:47Hannah Berner: Oh, um, yeah. Jonah Hill. Jonah Hill. Entonces lo soalíno, que no East Roger, pero Su cosa entiendo O a todos los hombres. No Hayorde, soy chup otó Exidente Paul Wall He es todo Pero este es lo queортía nos gusta, peroad 꼭 debajo de su No, yo creo que es muy bueno pero todo el mundo me whats lleネm en mis videos They were like, Paul Walls at my wedding. I'm like, this guy literally was under a bridge. Paul Walls in my community theater. And also, he looks phenomenal. He does? Yeah, he's like... You know what, because he's been out of the drama. When you're not in drama, your skin flourishes. That's so true.

8:34And he always wears grills, so his teeth are protected.

8:37Hannah Berner: I don't know if he still is wearing... Actually, he might have been in the one video. I don't know if you can take them off. And then, remember when I brought up the guy from 10 Things I Hate About You, y luego de un nuevo libro de cómo él no puede ser en la cult no el otro bueno, speaking de cultos oh wait, yo quiero decir, all mi DMs son just people going, Paige es going to be so mad at you porque they know I'm rage baiting, so I got the Crocs Lego collab y yo posted yes, like your algorithm, did I see it? you probably threw your phone and broke it or you haven't seen it let me see it, you posted it on Instagram Instagram or TikTok?

9:15Hannah Berner: Instagram. Usually I stalk you every time you're posting. Sometimes you go through. Well, that's not a real shoe. Yeah, it is. It's an art piece. Which is fashion. You're not wearing that out. It's fashion. How could you wear it out? How heavy is it? With a capri? This is like a gag. I should have shown up with them today. They look heavy. You know what? Y 'all do anything for fashion? So anyway, my DMs are just full of people being like, Paige is going to lose it. Paige is going to be so mad. Los aren't even practical. Pages shaking. Those are all my DMs. But speaking about cults, my favorite thing to talk about, I watched the documentary called Inside the Manosphere.

9:54Okay. So there's this guy, Louis Thoreau, who's known for doing like crazy documentaries about like murderers. He just like, he exposes people, but the way he does it is he like, he's this like nice British guy who's inquisitive. And he just asks people questions and then lets them talk. I mean, what is that like? He asks a question And then doesn't finish their sentences Okay and he's not thinking about what he wants to say now He just asks it and he sits there And lets them reveal themselves That's like his art form So the manosphere doc I watched it with Des I was like this is going to piss me off But fine let's watch it What is manosphere?

10:30Great question So the manosphere is basically Not on our algorithm The manosphere is What Gen Z boys Consume because Oh, like their whole red pill thing. The concept is that you're born as a man with no value. Okay. Which is already very cultish to be like, the only way you get value is from listening to us. So to get value, you can't just be a 9 to 5 loser. Okay. Which, again, there's a cool concept of being like, don't get stuck in a bad 9 to 5, chase your dreams. With all cults, it kind of makes sense. There's a broader... En el principio, te dicen, I could get into esto. No te preocupes. En la gente que no te preocupes.

11:14Scientology es como, es sobre la comunidad. Y entonces, kindness es más. Y son, so, younger men, y básicamente, society es como, everything es going against them, which es ironic, because that es not how it es for white men, but they're told that, no, everything es going against them. Women hate them and all this stuff. And so, So they then follow these ultra, and I put in parentheses, in quotations, basking-looking men who are like, I live my life as a high-value man, and if you follow me and you pay for my e-book and you sign up for this, I knew there was an e-book somewhere. You'll get rich quick.

11:57So all these guys are basically taking advantage of young or insecure lost men to follow them. Before you proceed

12:07Hannah Berner: I feel like the world as a whole always like history repeats itself I would say like 10, 15 years ago There was a book that every guy read I was about to The second they started it I go this reminds me of The Pickup Artist I remember guys talking about the book And it was basically like in nice terms How to be mean to girls to get them to like you When a guy was telling me about it It basically makes women seem like These dumb objects that if you do Certain things you can trick them to like you But the guys that it was attracting Were guys who had their own issues It would be like guys that are in their early 40s now read it in college Yes That was like the age group And it targets men who are insecure And maybe had some bad experiences with women Like women don't like them But it's not because women are bad people It's because they need to gain their own confidence But instead of blaming Do you know how many losers I've loved?

13:03Hannah Berner: That's just like not... Yeah, like you don't like a girl to like you. No, I've liked a lot of losers. They basically say like girls are the problem. And if we can... Eliminate them.

13:18So I thought the documentary was going to be like...

13:21Hannah Berner: Wait, somebody said to me the other day, oh, well, her whole shtick is hating men. And I go, it's not a shtick. It's not a shtick. It's my real personality. Wait, can I call you out? Paige cooked a meal for a man Oh my god No I literally am that meme I hate men then I go home and I treat mine like a princess Paige cooked a meal for a man Wasn't gonna tell me Cause she knew that I'd make fun of her Cause she knows I live that life Like I talk about it and I be about it But she talks about it and then goes home Makes a meal and you literally try to hide it from me And in that moment I laughed so hard cause you knew I was gonna do this On the pod and expose you I went as far to go on TikTok And be like how else can you make broccoli Well I'm dressed like a trad wife I can't say anything No we've literally turned a real scary corner No first of all I ate that meal too I actually cooked for myself And someone else just happened to freaking be there The fact you didn't want to tell me Is what's so funny I have a full intervention for you I'm like hey I heard you cooked broccoli for someone That wasn't yourself Half of it was still frozen So it doesn't even count And also if you start cooking for him then you can poison him eventually If you have to There's a long game we're playing Also In my defense I've never cooked a meal For a man before I cooked a lot of meals for Dez during COVID Because I was going through something The most I've made is a grilled cheese sandwich I've never prepared A full dinner just for me And a man Это my first time ever And how was it?

15:02Hannah Berner: In general, the experience Oh the experience was fun It didn't take as long as I thought it was going to be Again everything was half frozen So it actually shouldn't have taken longer But also from an Italian family We're really raised like guys Like girls who cook well I told you once my mom was like Put cookies in the oven It was a crazy time I didn't realize how little it matters If you can cook or not Uber Eats changed the game for women Actually a couple months ago I said something And I was like well I'm not gonna be Like my mom would go to work Come home, make dinner Seven jobs And I never thought about it ever And I said I don't even know where I was That like My dad was like Paige you're gonna cook And I was like okay well Not every night And then my mom was like if you have children You're going to cook for that And I started crying I literally started crying My dad was like I don't know what I was like oh my god We just went back to the 1950s I'm not going to eat dinner every night You guys are stressing me out Like all those meal prep things And like TikTok honestly makes cooking so easy The girls have truly figured out so many things They're like you can do this in 10 minutes Yeah I'm so excited for a partnership with Buffalo Wild Wings First of all because the buffalo Hot Tall Strong jaw Low voice Oh, he speaks Yes, he's hilarious Only guy that makes me laugh, truly One of our favorite things to do together Is get the pick six at Buffalo Wild Wings Two entrees, two sides, two drinks It's perfect 1999 Girl, when we're doing gossip sesh I need multiple options And we're never ordering the same entree Because you're eating the rest of mine And why would you eat something you've already had You have to have Eating chemistry to be best friends People don't talk about eating chemistry enough Yeah like if we both Wanted to finish the tots That could be a physical altercation And it's like I don't need your tots Because I have my wedges What do you prefer potato wedges or shoe wedges Potato wedges Yeah I got the boneless wings and wedges I got the chicken dippers and tots Boneless wings need to be talked about more Because when you don't have to like work To earn the bite No must no fuss No mess, no fuss.

17:25No muss, no fuss. I don't know what it is.

17:27Hannah Berner: I knew what you meant. I love chicken dippers because they're a vehicle for joy. It starts already great. And then I decide, what sauce do I want? Right. I love the B-dubs dip. I love saying B-dubs also. It's not Buffalo Wild Wings, it's B-dubs, baby. I knew you were going to say that. Come see me on deep B-dubs for the pick six. We're going to put our friendship to the test and ask each other six rapid fire questions. Do you think I prefer ranch or blue cheese? Ranch You're right, I think you prefer ranch I prefer blue cheese You don't know me How many unread texts are currently on your phone?

18:02Hannah Berner: How many do you think? 15 73 73? I'm gonna say 13 Zero, bitch Mild or spicy chicken wing? Spicy I know you want spicy I'm mild How many minutes into an event are you thinking about Irish exiting? How do you get the photo, babe? Yeah, I'm a cool 25 minutes Out of everything in our pick six spread, which item would you want to steal from me? The chicken dipper. Let me see your dipping technique with your long ass fingers.

18:32Oh.

18:33Hannah Berner: Oh, nice. What would you steal from me? Obviously a boneless wing. I can't believe you touched one, said no, and then touched a different one. You already bit that one. Oh. I was like, oops, someone clicked here. What's your number one dating red flag? Si quiere decirme. Yo tengo tantas. Es como, ¿cómo te pones? Lo que una chica. Gracias. Gracias por escuchar este segmento de Giggly Squad, espontó por Buffalo Wild Wings. Y March Madness es coming up, que significa que es para ser divertido. Es divertido a B-dubs y comprar el pick 6. Es dos entrees, dos sides, dos drinks. Por$19.99. Es menos que$20.

19:16Hannah Berner: Es exactamente menos que$20. So grab your plus one, grab your bestie And go Prices may be higher in select states See web or app for details Men can cook too on Uber Eats Instacart, figure it out So anyway, I thought this documentary Inside the Manosphere was going to be this Huge cult of Men hating women Which it is But He meets these guys And in it, you get to see It was like three of these top, top male Manosphere influencers Who were connected to Andrew Tate in a way Like how old? So the first one is really young He's like 22 He's British He is so scared of his mom Who by the way raised him, single mom Took a private school, had multiple jobs He basically realized that when he says crazy shit online Like rage bait?

20:16Rage bait. He gets famous. So you're talking to this guy and you're realizing he says like OnlyFan models are disgusting. And he's saying how men need to be a type of way and all this stuff. But as you're talking to him, you realize he's just saying shit for clout. He literally goes, I'm just doing it for clout. The problem is these young boys see him on the street and they're like, you're awesome. Meanwhile, he's hanging out with these OnlyFans girls who he's talking shit about. pero entonces estoy hablando de él y interviews leily fans de Huelos y les Modi tal como hoy en el rato vale jolga Ian tengo que le gol de lui no yo no porca con él él no hay Sandropking ha delusia el 우리는 que hace este video peromission que ha scandۀprendra y spinó en mas com hopedlo y ainator� childukanée y contrô Om seria burn findet cher un Sr constituyente

21:02Hannah Berner: que hablar un Silencio una persona que se han igualadas dos es니 onilly Donde se dice que tu la sea personne, eres lo malam but there's too many so he he brings these only fan girls on and i'm like why are these girls going on when it's just a setup to embarrass them and then i realize they're going on and they're just rolling their eyes because the men who are watching then sign up for their only fans accounts they're promoting their only fans and then these men are like you're pieces of shit whatever and the girls are like yeah whatever i don't care i'm making money off this put your email in put your email yeah all these guys are like i would never they're so angry at only fans girls and i think it's Because they realize these girls are making more money than them.

21:43Hannah Berner: Even if they maid in OnlyFans, it's never going to gross the same amount because women aren't like, women aren't like going, are women like going on and watching OnlyFans guys? No. No, I don't think so. Porn is free. You frenesta. Literally just go on the internet. You're not messaging her. She has a manager messaging you on her OnlyFans accounts. You fucking idiot. So I digress. This guy, she just starts interviewing him y elruecé,

22:22electronics normal, ¿Estás bien con él con él?

22:54No one wants to be with them. And then he says, what kind of guy do you want to be with? And the girl's like, I want him to be over six feet and make over 300K. And he puts it in some made up algorithm. And he's like, that's 0.2 % of men on the planet. You'll never get that. It's this crazy thing. But then I realized it's all for clout and views. These men don't actually think that. So then he tells them, I don't want you to record my girlfriend anymore. She ends up breaking up with him, obviously. Salильно

23:50y sign up for a course of like how to be an alpha man and it's like that is so embarrassing but also when you hear ball when you hear him talk you're like i'm so scared right now and also all these manosphere arrested for sex yes no he's it's like disgusting talking about by the way i not to brag i have a brother i'm an athlete i spent a lot of time with a lot of very testosterone on men. I've never seen men who are more obsessed with talking about OnlyFans models. All these men do is talk about OnlyFans models. That's the only women they know. And it's like you've never met them. You're just so mad these OnlyFans girls don't need you, but they're obsessed with OnlyFans.

24:37How many episodes is this?

24:39Hannah Berner: It's, I believe, two or three. Do you think they're obsessed with OnlyFans because porn stars didn't get this? Well, I'm sure they got so much hate, but before social media, I'm saying. porque es conocido que si fuera un paro de la gente entonces se fue básicamente abuso donde la OnlyFans girls can control suficientemente de suscriptores suficientemente suficientemente si fuera una de las mangasas que forman estas OnlyFans agencias ¿Cuál es eso? ¿Cuál es eso? Uno de los chicos runs un OnlyFans agencia pero he talks bad about I know pero he talks bad about OnlyFans models No es un agent que es un modern day technology pimp I met a Red Pill guy once, I didn't know what Red Pill was at the time, and I asked him what his type was, and one of the first things he said was, they can't do OnlyFans.

25:25I'm like, no one brought up OnlyFans, why are you bringing up OnlyFans?

25:29Hannah Berner: Also, the percentage of women that do do OnlyFans compared to how many women are alive is very small. Also, then stop meeting OnlyFans girls, why are all your friend group OnlyFans? And you're dating an OnlyFans model. It's a sense of control where they hate when women have sex with a lot of guys. I think one because it means that we can compare your dick to other dicks men hate that yeah they hate that you're like have seen shit yeah they like you being them being the first one and only one they also want to feel like some type of elite like only I got to have sex with her well that's not to get deep but it goes back to like like why do guys talk about like 18 and 19 year olds and Yeah.

26:14It's because they can manipulate them. Did you see the Netflix show Age of Attraction? I couldn't click it just because.

26:22Hannah Berner: Hannah, I couldn't even get through the first episode. I wanted to be like, what we learned here today is age actually does fucking matter. Like, here's the thing. If you're in your third, like, I think it's, I think you go through very different phases in your life. Your 20s is insanely different than your 30s. Well, your brain's not fully formed. Which is very different from your 40s. If you're a 35-year-old woman and you meet a 45-year-old man, beautiful. Gorgeous. Love it. Snort it. You guys are on the same page. If you're a 25-year-old girl and you're dating even 10 years older, like I think back that I'm closer to the age that my boyfriend was than I am to 26.

27:09Hannah Berner: Like when I was 26, I dated someone 36. if you're a 36 year old man and you are interested in someone under 30 it's because you know that no girls your age would ever deal with you they know how dumb you are they know that like you couldn't figure it out and that's why you have to go impress like a younger girl I just had such an epiphany when I was 25 I dated a guy who was 35 insane and I like he was the shit I thought he was like amazing I thought he was amazing pero yo me he es como un año un año que se ha un panico totalmente cuando me he es de este cara let me tell you he ha never been skinny y y y y he fue como I'll marry you por el lado de la vida no hay no idea what I wanted to do y fue como perfect this girl es lost y confused y en mi head I was como I don't know why he es picking me pero no I don't feel good about myself around him but he wants to be with me it didn't make any sense thank god my body had the wherewithal to be like This isn't safe.

28:09Get out. I did write an article once for Elle about zaddies. I basically was like, look, I met my husband when I was 30. He was 44. This is why I think it's working out so far. I basically said, there's no power dynamic between us. I'm financially independent. I know what my career is. I've gone to therapy. He doesn't have any power over me. We are very equal. When you're 25, 26 y tu brain no es fully formedo y tú eres con un hombre que es financiero y poder sobre ti no me gusta la posición que puts girls in

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29:31They get delivered in two days. No other place is like that consistent and that easy And then returning it I'm bad at returning things They make it so so easy And then I don't feel all this pressure when I'm shopping Yeah give me a return label That gets me going And I love a curation And I feel like okay I'm going on vacation I go to Revolve's Vacation Recommendations And I see what the girls are buying What people recommend I love their curated stuff Of what all the brands I should wear

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35:06Hannah Berner: It's so interesting that it's just so normalized que si un hombre es 36 y le dice que es 28, que es el perfecto ¿Qué tal como el 36 ¿Por qué te sientes que te sientes que eres muy bueno para mujeres de tu edad No te quiero decir una cosa, no es not beauty porque cuando yo era 22, yo era ugly I'm the best looking I'm the best looking I've ever looked Especially en nuestra generation With a spray tan right now, best looking I've ever looked She's in her 50s Oh my god, but These men see 21 year old girls And they go she's not gonna clock my shit Yeah she's not gonna clock my shit Where in your 30s a mile away you're like No I'm not getting out of bed for this Also we're not going on a yacht No I'm not going to your fucking party Where I have to be up all night Girls in their 30s are like I'm too tired I'm not going on your orgy I'm not having an orgy The third guy He's this like older man He pulls up in a Lamborghini y es como, pero este es no lo que mi vida es es sobre ser un buen, honest person no es sobre el flash y el glamour pero he es wearing a 3 piece suit en Miami, es como 90 degrees y he basically es como, yo cheato mi wife pero no es allowed a cheat on me y all this stuff, y es uno de los dosos de la gente cuando Andrew Tate did his multi level marketing scheme, hay several guys que got on early y did well off of it, so it es classic like see that guy did well why can't you do well and it shows these other guys who are big fans of him this guy has no job and he's being told not to take a 9 to 5 because that's like the matrix that's like the system that like holds you down so he's living in a car and just paying for Andrew Tate's ebooks what?

36:51because it's a multi-level marketing scheme so these men think like I just have to and they're like I have no value I have to gain value I have to be strong I can't let women whatever and they're just hurting themselves ¿Qué es lo que pasa?

37:31start wars but if we were president none of the countries would be talking to each other just be quiet and calm wait that's like we don't talk to we don't talk to sorry i don't talk to

37:41Hannah Berner: russia okay i saw her i know what she's about she knows that we've met before i don't forgive i don't forget she acted like she didn't know me i'm like you saw me at the un meeting you're not in my group chat anymore and if you talk to russia i swear to god i'll never talk to you again Si se con Rusia, yo swear a Dios, si se va a ser un problema. Por problema, me decir, no me voy a hablar. Voy a hablar con alguien. I was getting into a fight con alguien el otro día sobre men versus women, y él me dijo, ¿qué, bueno, ¿quién es fighting en la guerra? ¿Mes o mujeres? ¿Quién es protecting? Y yo me decía, ¿qué es la guerra que todos los hombres comenzó?

38:21Hannah Berner: ¿Qué es lo que se está diciendo? ¿Por qué no nos vamos a ir a fight? This is not my fight That you started over your oil For your big ass cyber truck Don't even have a driver's license barely I don't need gas for my car Do cyber trucks take gas? Oh they might be electric But again Again the president's against electric vehicles So I'm not getting into this right now I also think they're so Well I've never seen a cyber truck With a family in it I'm just going to say that It's always just one. Have you ever seen like a four-year-old jump? No, it's just one alone 60-year-old dude, and I'm like, I hope you're happy.

39:00I hope you're happy.

39:01Hannah Berner: Wait, that's so true. I've never seen my neighbors take the groceries in. Never seen a happy family. And I've never seen a four-year-old jump out of a cybertruck. Never even seen a cute dog. Never seen a Labrador retriever just head out of a cybertruck, having the time of his life. No, it's some dark, sinister energy in that cybertruck. Did you see Lily Allen performed, And did you see like her dress? No Okay, she wore this dress to perform And it looks like It almost like looked like a flag But so it's like It wraps her And then she has someone like holding it Like pulling it like taut So she's like turning And it's like unfolding Honestly, it was an art like piece, truly And I was like looking at the comments And like looking at people saying Like what is the dress She made a dress Of all of the receipts From her ex Of all the things he would buy Other women She wore it on stage and she like Unraveled and was like singing And you could see like all Then like if you zoom in you can tell it's like a receipt If Lily Allen doesn't win a Grammy Next year I'm going to be really mad I think it's the best album of the year Also I rarely read comments But someone was mad at me Because they basically were like You said that Charlie XAX inspired Lily Allen.

40:21Didn't mean it like that. I don't even know when you said that. I don't even know when I said that either, but I think everyone gets inspired by things going on. But yes, Lily Allen's that girl. She's been doing it forever. And I think she should win the Grammy for sure.

40:33Hannah Berner: I just thought it was so genius. Also, I think he has a new show out or something, and she's just staying on his neck. So long story short, with the Manosphere, it turned out being less about, oh, there's this culture where every man hates women. It's more, hey, there's men that realize that they can monetize dumb men by saying rage bait shit about women so that they can blame other things for why you're not doing well in life. Yeah, it's brainwashing. I do have to say, everyone, they're really mad about toxic masculinity, masculinity is not toxic. The opposite of toxic masculinity is not being weak.

41:11It's not being toxic. Be a good, strong, masculine man Don't hate on women If you want to sleep with a man, sleep with a man I love it You don't have to hate women Just because that's your urge

41:26Hannah Berner: Also a lot of them do just want to be gay Yes And we would let them I don't know why they're being mean to us We're a safe space Before you download Andrew Tate's ebook, download Grindr And just see if that releases anything You get two margaritas and me I'll ask anyone's boyfriend I've asked my own I've been like you could tell me I won't tell anyone I wonder how many girls have had that moment Another cult documentary Which I just started It's slow but it's dark It's on Apple Which is new A lot of them aren't on Apple It's called Twisted Yoga And again it always starts with a girl being like I'm spiritual I'm trying to find my purpose in the world And these yoga classes are helping me con la espiritualidad.

42:12La que se trata honest y sweet y la siguiente se sabe que se está en Romania en un lugar que está locked up y están haciendo tantric sex poses y drinking each other's pee. Entonces, la que se trata de amor y paz y butterflies y luego se trata de sinister. Notice la similaridad entre todos estos. Cuando se trata de vulnerables

42:35Hannah Berner: si alguien dice que se trata de la persona Pee. Now, if someone said put it on your skin, very different. You said how much? I'd say what kind, like where exactly? Could I do it on my neck? How hydrated do I have to be for this? But this is the thing, they don't just sit you down and go drink pee. It's this long process where it's like getting connected to your femininity and connected with others. And then next thing you know, like two years later. And I'm trying to drink a UTI. That is so vile. Cults are scary So I'm only one episode in Which I think people like Because they hate when I tell them What happens in the doc But all these documentaries It's history guys They're like Ted Bundy got caught Wait that's so true But see I'm an enabler Because I like when you tell me the ending Because then I'm like Checked off my list I don't even have to go watch it My friend told me They're like Both towers went down Sorry that was dark That was dark I'm a New Yorker i'm allowed to say that we were allowed to you guys weren't even there we saw it um also remember when i said the girl messaged me who works for the celsius or whatever the census yeah that was also wrong cool um she's actually a historian for the smithsonian okay you really fucked it up but also the gigglers are so the gigglers are actually a beekeeper in argentina the gigglers have the most amazing jobs historian for the first of all what is a smithsonian it Sounds important.

44:06The Smithsonian is a museum. The Smithsonian. But what's in the Smithsonian? Like the Mona Lisa?

44:11Hannah Berner: No! The Smithsonian is like... George Washington. No. The Smithsonian is like anything... Oh, like books. No. Okay. Like the NASA stuff. Hold on, I have to look it up. Like the planet. Night at the museum. No. So paintings. It's air and space. That's what I meant. Es el mundo es el mejor research complex featuring 21 museos This is AI so this could be completely wrong And then This is about misinformation Oh, it has the Airspace Museum but also has museum Whatever It's just It's research It's research Oh, there's Smithsonian locations New York City Oh, it's all of them It's American history Natural You guys We learned so much on this pod We learned so much I thought it was just air and space So anyway People who listen to this podcast research history so if that makes you feel better I'm so proud of them I'm literally so fucking proud of them how are you?

45:11Hannah Berner: I love that people listen to us I need a release I need to listen to two idiots so many facts so much facts and high pressure I just need people making no sense I need two people interrupting each other for an hour yeah let's do something page coded because you went off so my resume commercial came out the other day wait a second one you already had one Yeah, this was my new one. This was my new Christian Siriano Devil Wears Prada vibe one. But the day we were filming, this is so girly. The day we were filming it, I brought my parents. It was just the girliest shoot ever. It was like, we're doing hair, we're doing makeup, and Vogue was there and just all these different things.

45:52Hannah Berner: I've never done a shoot like that. Continue. And so we're in the dressing room. We had a break. I don't know. It was lunch. And my assistant was like, should I chop my hair off? y nos dijo, oh mi Dios, do it, chop tu hair off, so she literally had the longest hair ever, she's like very cool Gen Z, chops it into a bob during the shoot? I'm a really easy boss wait, you're like, stop production my assistant needs to cut a bob I'm like, go get a facial babe, like what are you doing here, you know, do whatever you want you're like, actually can we stop, I don't like that girl's hairdo can you change it?

46:25and you're like, she's not even on set, and you're like, I don't like it

46:28Hannah Berner: so she cuts her hair in the middle of the shoot. We're obsessed. We love her bob. How long did that take? Like 10 minutes. Mitchell's just like... In true bob fashion, everyone gets a bob and then they're like, what if I chopped a little more off? Okay. My assistant now chopped up to here literal pixie. Does she look good? Hannah, I'm obsessed. And I'm like, Hannah's going to be so mad at me because it took one... I took one other redhead to be like, what about a pixie cut? I can't stop looking at pictures of Lily Collins. I'll start crying if you do it. Because I'm like, wait, what if right before I went to Italy, I just chopped all my hair off?

47:14Well, I personally want you at your wedding, start like this. Okay. Then you chop the pixie, party the rest of the night.

47:24Hannah Berner: How much can I make about me? You're like, it's already going to be too much. Especially in the middle of this wedding. Or for the honeymoon maybe when you go to somewhere really hot. I just chop it. You chop it. Can I just say, I've been wrong in my life before. I want to preface that. Not many times. Not many times. But a lot of times people perceive it wrong because it's ahead of its time. And I say it not in the right way. You may joke but you never play. Period. I sat down. So when I first threw it into the ether That you should get a pixie The internet was a gasp They said Hannah hates Paige Hannah's a bad friend Hannah's horrible She's sabotaging her And I said sorry I have a vision That you guys can't see Yeah sorry that you believe in my face You guys clearly don't I know good bone structure Now I'm thinking all those people don't believe in my face They don't think I go The fact that you don't think Because my thing is I just see Audrey Hepburn Thank you I see Audrey Hepburn Y cuando tu face es así chiseled y snatched como tu Cuando tu pieles Puedes perder tu cabeza Porque nunca se ve So many angles De una cheekbone Cuando yo pulo mi hair back No, yo lo que cuando tu pieles Stop it You're doing a ponytail this week No, I'm really stressed out You've been stressed about it for literally A full 7 days I think I have to do a ponytail It's like the dentist's office I'm like I have to do a ponytail on Tuesday You're like the dress I need to do a ponytail You do always tell me When you're doing a ponytail As if you just got results from the doctor You're like okay and I have I have to get my wisdom teeth out I'm like I have to get a ponytail on Tuesday You're never going to believe this I have herpes When people do slick backs and they have a flat forehead And a wider head on top It looks amazing I have a pointy head So when they do it, you can't even see it.

49:23It exposes too much.

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52:01Anyway, so you're pondering a pixie.

52:05Hannah Berner: Not like Demi Moore, pixie like... Not shaven. No, no. Which... But not even like... I see a cute side bang. The way my assistant chopped it is it literally stops I'm going to try and it literally stops right here. Right at my ear. That's not a good representation. I also see it with a little side bang. I would go full side part forever. I wouldn't be able to do it down the middle because that would look insane I feel like. But I would do just drastic side part all the time. You're literally my Barbie doll. I want to cut you up and I want to take a little flame I want to take a sharpie I just I'm hanging from something It's like she left me here The way you treated your toys And the way I probably treated my toys So you know that millennial Thing where it's like a fairy That you pull it And it spins and then goes into the air I was breaking shit I was like how far can we get this to go I also was obsessed with like Little horse Like my little pony I liked my little pony I think I did wreckage to my little ponies See I was a realist even as a child I was like fairies aren't real Can't fly Ponies not that small get out of my face I hated Barbies I hated babies I wasn't like playing with a baby I'm like I'm not a mother I had four kids And if my mom didn't put them in car seats y ellos van a die si te llaman si te llaman si te llaman si te llaman reba mcintyre a workin' girl who works si jobs y never si remember the last episode we talked about cigarettes and actually when I was a child because my grandma smoked so many cigarettes one day I literally sat down and said I have to have a cigarette and my mom looked around and people were like oh my god she was like she doesn't mean it she's obviously four she's not sitting down to have a cigarette I was like no I need one mom I actually need one though.

54:08Hannah Berner: I actually need one. And my grandma had bought me candy once. So I ripped one out of my purse. My Barbie purse, obviously. Because what else is in my purse but candy cigarettes. And I sat on the sidewalk and I literally fake puffed the cigarette. My mom was like, she's not coming over anymore. I remember my mom got me in a dress with a matching purse and a matching hat. Those were my favorite. Fuming. She was like, hold this for one second. Got the photo. And then I think I took the hat. It was like in a pool somewhere. And then I was rolling around Whenever there was a matching accessory I thought, genius I refused to wear hats From the second I came out of the womb They put a little knit hat on me And I got my fingers in it It was crazy I cleaned my apartment the other day Because it rained the other day?

54:55Hannah Berner: That's what I did Within about an hour I messed it up again And it reminded me of another nickname I had It's not, not Quadzilla They used to call me Hurricane Hannah Because I would come into a place and I would just Wreck it And it's at the point where at first I was mad at myself And now I'm like you have a skill You have a skill I like to describe it as Like I throw my shoes off Nobody is mistaken That you could have possibly taken ballet As a child That's how I think of it And Hannah walks into a place And even the way you walk Like, you don't mean to stomp in, but you're stomping in. No, I used to, like, when I was at a tennis academy, I lived with, like, six other kids, and they would be like, why do you walk so heavy?

55:44So heavy. And I was like, sorry, my ass is fat.

55:48Hannah Berner: I'm literally pure wetting in. I'm like, I haven't even touched the ground yet. I actually think you would have been phenomenal at gymnastics. No, I eat too much. Oh, yeah. And I'm too tall. I'm 5 '7", and my torso, I've thought about it. Pero, I mean, el emocional abuse es similar Pero yo lo que creo que Doing gymnastics makes them short Porque Porque se les get stunted from all the working out Cuando yo era en la escuela, yo realmente wanted To do gymnastics, porque yo realmente wanted To be a cheerleader en la escuela Y yo quería decirle Y yo quería decirle a mi mam Ok, pero yo me gustaba Y yo quería ser una buena Y yo quería que haya long legs So yo literally quit gymnastics I love que yo había una vision para ti Y yo quería decirle Que esto no funciona con mi 10-year plan I've always had a vision Where did you get that information that stunts your growth?

56:33Hannah Berner: I think I heard it somewhere And I never forgot it The same way I heard Demi Moore Used to wash her hair with Ebion water I never forgot it I read one time somewhere If you ended your shower in cold water Your hair would be shiny I would get random facts And then I would just live by them I miss problematic magazines in the 90s Me too What a simple time Does your orgasm matter? ¿Cómo te darles el rey de la mano? Cuando he's mad at you Como a este punto, I'm not sure ¿Cómo te darles la fat que es everywhere Que te hace todo el mundo, que te hace todo el mundo ¿Cómo te darles la última pierna? ¿Cómo te darles la última pierna?

57:11People were asking Zara Larson Who I love, how she has such a good body Is she like On tour, performing every night I liked, she basically was like I don't, I just laugh a lot Which is very y la cosa y lo que yo lo amo pero también me es así que se danse en seis horas a día y se dice que se gira a mi own jokes profusemente sweating up there como si se danse en el momento que abas son genéticos como no hay abas right now pero genéticamente

57:44Hannah Berner: I do I'm almost five months no UTI write that us weekly but the other day I felt just like a little like could that be and I literally said to

58:25Hannah Berner: No, no, no. like Okay, I thought you were saying if you don't want UCIs, chug three cokes. And the only reason I chugged three cokes, and in my defense they were all in glass bottles. Well, it's a free country. Right, first of all. You have free will. It's my free will. I'm an adult. I bought those. If that's your going off, like she partied one night. I went off. It was a Friday night. I was like, you know what? I'm drinking all the glass Coca-Colas in the house. You're like, give me another one, bartender. You know, sometimes you get those cards at bars where it's like you've been cut off. Like, just leave now.

59:00Hannah Berner: You just like give me one at dinner You're like enough with the fucking Coca-Cola Sometimes you just need one You know I was having chips and dip What was I gonna do? Have milk with it? You're not a psychopath There are certain things you eat you have to drink soda Chips and dip, pizza, Chinese food I have To have a ginger ale when I have Chinese food My like The reason I'm delusional is because when I drink ginger ale I think I'm healthy Well it is, it's good for your stomach It's good for your stomach I look at everyone around me like sorry I'm in a health kick right now If I'm having any type of sandwich I must have an iced tea Like a turkey sandwich I have to have an iced tea If I'm eating Mexican Sometimes I have to have a lemonade Speaking of drinking and peeing The TikTok really made me laugh Recently This comedian Hilti Bowen She was talking about men's and women's Restrooms so obviously I'm like I'm in What's this going to say y ella dice cuando men built restrooms I saw this I love that we have the same algorithm it's so funny she goes when men built women's restrooms they were like okay we'll put a toilet and I guess we'll put walls next to it and enclose it we'll put another one next to it another one next to it another one next to it good okay for the men's room they're like let's put a toilet wall next to it enclose it then I guess we should do some urinals and what if we just did no wall no doors No doors And what if we just put them all next to each other And just let them No, it's low key gay Like it's actually And the guys were in the comments being like We stare straight I'm like do you And it's also like why even tempt Also imagine Going to the woman's bathroom And like peeing next to a woman Without a wall Like that's crazy intimate Okay but I actually think it makes more sense for like the women's room to not have walls than it does the men's room because we're not like flinging out a another we're just more intimate with each other as a whole yeah like that's the only time once they leave a sports team or a locker room that's it they're never undressing in front of each other ever again yeah like when else are they what's it called when you of something coming out of your body.

1:01:22A limb? Yeah, like we're not pulling out an outer extremity. Yeah, like where men are like pulling it out.

1:01:30Hannah Berner: Yeah. Men like peeing next to each other for sure. Yeah, they like it for sure. It's the strangest thing because all they have to do is put a little wall, like a tiny wall. Some have like little short walls that are like next to it. But a lot of them don't. Like tiled walls. A lot of them don't. It's also interesting because it's like, Oh, so you can aim. Oh, that's so interesting. Because when we're at home, it's all over the place. But oh, you actually can aim on a perfect little circle. When we're at home, someone had a water balloon fight. The Manosphere documentary. The guy goes, well, look around me.

1:02:08Men invented everything. That was his statement of why men are superior. We invented people.

1:02:15Hannah Berner: Okay, and top that. We literally invented you. You came from someone's vagina And then this woman did a list Of all the things that women invented Which was actually crazy It was like wifi a woman invented It was like all these things But then it got me thinking of how many things men invented That their wife told them about Here's another thing that reminds me of it I feel like there's so many women That will be like Okay whatever I don't need to get married I'll have a child Either I'll adopt a child Or I'll get a sperm donor ¿Do you ever hear of stories?

1:02:55Hannah Berner: Mr. Let's preserve my legacy Do you ever hear of stories Of straight men Straight men because I'm discounting the gay men Because there's a lot of gay men that have children Straight men that have a kid on their own That's not forced upon them In some weird situation No, do men ever go and say I need a surrogate because I want to have a child Y no, no, no.

1:03:48Hannah Berner: pero te alimentas tue unsecondá Underground Rayo pigénia y una heck Panama Cleanse Brain ¿Esa believing que no politaőn tájada Ernesto en Google websites las quecíamos

1:04:18y I'm like and another reason that women the only time a cat will get fleas when like they're out like scared and fending for themselves and you have to save them well this reminds me of when we were fostering dogs which I love to do but I don't know about dogs and it was 9pm and I had to take the dog for a walk and I was like this is annoying it's pitch black I'm alone I'm scared I'm like this dog's not going to defend me if someone has a treat so no literally my algorithm is literally so dog-hating it's a bunch of videos

1:04:52Hannah Berner: I can't wait I'm literally so excited it's a bunch of videos of the people ok let me calm down

1:05:03I hate you so much it's going to be so not funny now because I laugh too much but they put like wet food in a bowl yeah and they get kidnappers to come in and as they're putting the wet food in the kidnappers take them and fake beat them up and the dog goes up and looks and this is like 10 different dogs in the same situation and they look and then the dog keeps eating like doesn't care and they're like pretending to like cut like stab them and the dog just keeps eating the wet food the dog finishes looks back keeps trying to get the wet food and that's men that's literally men oh my god i got

1:05:36Hannah Berner: lightheaded from lovey's work daphne would have clawed someone's eyes out when i was walking this dog at 9 p.m. It's pitch black. I'm scared. It's cold. I'm like, this is not a long term life to live. Butters inside just waiting for me cozy in the bed. And I'm like, sorry, I have to walk this wild animal outside in the dark. And then the dog is just like fucking around in the grass. I don't know what he's doing. And I'm just letting him have fun because that's what they do. I'm like, I hope you had fun. I'm freezing. I walk back and the dog smells horrible. And I realized the dog was rolling around in other dogs poop oh and des was like like how did you not see that happening i was like what in any logical world would a dog see another dog's poop know it's poop and go let's roll around in this and he's like that's what dogs do and i'm like that's insane and then watching him took like forever it was the whole night was ruined no honestly that is i wasn't like so oh my god i'm getting a cat because i hate dogs i was getting a dog and then i was like what am i saying I'm not getting up in the cold dead of winter and taking a dog out, ever.

1:06:43Also, I have a friend who their dog's ruining their sex life because every time they have sex, the dog freaks out and starts barking. This is the last thing I'm saying about dogs and cats. This is why I love cats. When there's a thunderstorm. Cats are like, cool, that's my ancestor. When I tell you that's a thunderstorm, dogs freak out. They're barking. They think they're under attack. Scared, yeah. They're under attack. They're scared. They're like, if I'm uncomfortable, I'm going to make everyone uncomfortable. There was a thunderstorm this morning. When I tell you, Butter was mesmerized. Butter sat there and was looking at...

1:07:14She's like gorgeous. She was like, this is a piece of art. This is Michelangelo. She's watching the lightning. She's looking at all the wet people outside. And she's just taking in like an observational comic.

1:07:24Hannah Berner: Because she has the wherewithal to know it's outside. And she's inside. Where the dogs are like, they're coming to attack. It's like, have a treat. Shut up. No, we didn't mean to go this hard on the men and the dogs. I actually started this pod and I was like, we've been talking too bad about men. Let's have a light. So you brought up just the worst documentary of all time. I started this pod. I was like, guys, I'm in a raincoat. It's going to be such a fun day. Let's end with something nice. Okay. Fashion. Yeah. I'm obsessed with this trend. Do you like it? The whole wrong shirt with track pants.

1:07:59So you wear track pants with like a work shirt. Love. Do you have any advice for pulling it off correctly? porque yo creo que esto es algo que yo might wear y que los gente se puede ver

1:08:07Hannah Berner: Bueno, es como el mismo cuando you're wearing an outfit y luego de la weirdest chio Yes, que yo amo Yo diría que es algo muy masculino y algo muy femenino Love So, como un ruffly, frilly shirt y luego de un adidas track pant Muy bien, muy bien Ok, cool, creo que estoy leiendo towards that para spring Anyway guys, look forward to our outfits Coming out on Monday Paige hasn't picked hers yet, she's very stressed I picked mine but I might still wear pointe Oh and this is coming out, this will already be out But my Daphne Lemme collab Which you want to know what Needs a whole podcast episode So catch that on Friday, we'll talk about it Don't miss it Bye

1:08:57Hannah Berner: The new Big Arch is here and it's the most McDonald's McDonald's burger yet. It has two quarter pound patties, three slices of cheese, tangy Big Arch sauce, lettuce, pickles, crispy and slivered onions, and a poppy and sesame seed bun. It's everything you love about McDonald's burgers between two buns. The new Big Arch sauce is tangy, creamy, and a perfect pair to the Big Arch burger. The Big Arch burger is beefy, saucy, cheesy, and did we mention it's big? Go grab a Big Arch burger today, but warning, you're going to need both hands to hold it. A participating McDonald's for a limited time while supplies last.

1:09:48Hannah Berner: Traigan la manguera que son 45. Cuando cumples 45, te toca soplar muchas velas y examinarte contra el cáncer de colon, ya que al detectarse temprano es más tratable en 9 de cada 10 personas. Usa la prueba de Cologuard en la privacidad de tu casa y envíala de regreso para obtener tus resultados. La prueba de Cologuard es una opción con receta para detectar el cáncer de colon en personas de 45 años o más con riesgo promedio. Resultados positivos deben ir seguidos de una colonoscopía. Pueden darse resultados falsos positivos y falsos negativos. La prueba de Cologuard no reemplaza la colonoscopía en pacientes de alto riesgo.

1:10:24No uses Cologuard si has tenido adenomas, si tienes enfermedad inflamatoria intestinal y ciertos síndromes hereditarios o un historial personal o familiar de cáncer de colon. Pide la prueba de Cologuard a tu médico. Para más información en español, visita Cologuard.com diagonal prueba.