Giggling about toe gate, premieres, and paparazzi

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1:59Paige DeSorbo: what's up my go-gurt gigglers this is not sponsored just something that i enjoy

2:03Amanda Batula: i don't know if they're even still a company i don't know but they shaped my childhood and

2:09Paige DeSorbo: how I view the world.

2:10Amanda Batula: Really? Because I hated Go-Gurt.

2:13Paige DeSorbo: They're not page coded.

2:14Amanda Batula: Well, I didn't like yogurt at that young age. I was like, gross, have ice cream like a fucking normal person.

2:21Paige DeSorbo: See, I feel like I was like going to softball game and I was like, mom, give me my Go-Gurt.

2:26Amanda Batula: Yeah, it was marketed as like kids who skateboarded. Kids on the go. Yeah. And I was like, I'm not on the go. I'm a child.

2:35Paige DeSorbo: No, we were on the go and I love snacks. okay we have so much to address actually before we get into the devil we're proud of it all

2:44Amanda Batula: i just have to say i was doing research this morning on is this the worst we've both ever

2:50Paige DeSorbo: looked okay well we were supposed to record at 10 which it is 9 55 right now and page texted me at like 9 35 like hey can we do it now and i'd been up researching so i was like okay what have you been researching at this hour well set my alarm for nine because i like to be up an hour before and fun thing about me i do have to set my alarm for nine or i will sleep i will sleep not to brag but they announced the new cast of mormons in california yeah bobby althoff is on it which i didn't know she was mormon i had no idea they're everywhere you never know you never it's like a guy with a ponytail you're like it doesn't look like it and then he turns and you go the huh didn't see that for you okay didn't see that for you but she was married quite young so that makes sense so i mean i think she's gonna be a star on it but then i'm looking through and all of them have like insane names um and one of them's is one of them's is mccall cool that's a very specific name and something goes off my head i said mccall and i look at her face because it's been a long time and i realized that was one of the top tennis players in juniors she was like a year older than me but she's a different last name and i'm like good with faces and obviously her name's mccall so i'm like so her name was mccall jones so i google it she played for ucla

4:16Amanda Batula: she's like so good phenomenal name mccall jones wait you would have okay you have to google

4:23Paige DeSorbo: so this is what i was doing i google mccall jones tennis and now there's all these old matches coming up from like 15 16 years ago against with the names of girls that i've like forgotten because it's like 20 years ago yeah their outfits were so sick when you were one of the top tennis girlies you walked in you had your sponsor you're wearing your outfit you have your name you have the way you wear your hair like you actually would love mccall jones she was i love her already bleach blonde hair cute little grunt babble out racket and i was like who is this little like and she's beating the hell out of everyone so then i was just like in a tennis wormhole all morning and then you texted me and i had to get i wonder if you'll call is like a

5:09Amanda Batula: family name like if it's like her mom's like maiden name or something great question but then

5:14Paige DeSorbo: the crazy thing is she's macy's sister because they all have different last names and they're

5:19Amanda Batula: all blonde so you don't know you know i saw the picture of the cast and i was like oh that looks like the other girl on mormon like macy yeah they're gorgeous and so macy was younger than

5:32Paige DeSorbo: me so i actually didn't know her but she played for byu um so anyway the tennis girls are coming

5:38Amanda Batula: through shout out shout out actually that makes me really depressed that macy is younger than us babe most most people are no i know but not emotionally

5:53Amanda Batula: actually i'm quite old wait somebody is this is actually diabolical i was with like a couple of my girlfriends yesterday and actually they all work for me

6:11Paige DeSorbo: i'd pay them to be my friends oh no you're in that sad place where all your friends are your makeup artists this is when the documentary happens and you're like in the car just like who's there for me who's really there for me

6:29Amanda Batula: and somebody said we were talking about like a famous singer and someone and i was like oh she's like 40 and the girl looked at me and she was like no she's not and I was like oh my god I'm so sorry like that was so mean of me like I just talking about Katy Perry no but I was like it was I just felt so bad but I was shook that this woman was younger than me it's like really scary when you when you realize you're like in my head I'm 26 like 26 27 28 27 yeah like I'm in those three years so then when someone says like oh pages 33 i'm like damn like why would you say

7:10Paige DeSorbo: that wait did i think we talked about how we ended up meeting where we were like pitching our show and we were like two girls in their late 20s and at one point someone was like who are these girls in their late 20s and we were like us and they were like but you're not in your late 20s and i Imagine we're both pregnant being like, we're 22.

7:35Amanda Batula: A lot of actors play high school children.

7:39Paige DeSorbo: So yesterday I took a depression nap from three to six.

7:45Amanda Batula: Damn.

7:45Paige DeSorbo: And Des had to wake me up because we were going to dinner. And I was like, cancel it, cancel it. And he's like, it's middle of the day. You got to get up.

7:54Amanda Batula: Aggressive?

7:54Paige DeSorbo: He wants me to live life.

7:55Amanda Batula: No, that's so annoying. I hate when people are like, you should do more living. I'm like, why are you at my house? Get out of my apartment. I was like, this is my bedroom.

8:05Paige DeSorbo: My safe space. So he, oh, so at night, obviously, he's, like, ready to go to bed at, like, 9 p.m. And I'm like, okay, I'm up.

8:17Paige DeSorbo: You're like, oh, you don't want to live anymore? You ever go into bed, like, so aware that you're never going to fall asleep? So I get into bed, and I'm like, what do we want to do for the next four hours? Because we're not going to sleep. I decided to download Mahjong. I don't know I don't know if I'm the greatest Mahjong player ever Or if it was just really easy levels Or if it's just a really easy game But I was I played like 400 games I was up till 3am playing Mahjong So I'm also an 85 year old Jewish woman on Long Island

8:49Amanda Batula: No you're truly Like your needle pointing and playing Mahjong It's all about range We've lost the plot

8:57Paige DeSorbo: I think fast forward we're gonna be playing mahjong in your apartment soon no i would actually love that because the pieces are pretty you'd like the pieces i was literally just gonna say that like i feel like

9:07Amanda Batula: it's really aesthetic and i would love to have like a tea set out yes like finger sandwiches yeah yeah and like the whole five flowers yeah and like but then like we're too competitive so someone flips the table and you're like i didn't get a photo yet before you flip the table can you make sure I get the photo thank you um I'm actually having like kind of a grandma like couple of days too because me and kitty have been like kitty's been super obsessed with me lately and there's nothing better than when your cat is like so down for you like and it goes in waves she's a girl like sometimes she's like I want to be alone like see you later and then other times she's like up my ass yeah and recently it feels like having a toxic crush no recently we've been sleeping like head to feet so like so like her feet are by my head and then like she stares at me while I like rub her until she like falls asleep and she's so my daughter because she loves the bed like when I'm getting in the bed she gets giddy like she's like jump up in it yeah she's like and like if any given moment if I can't find her she's in my bed yeah and she has a million

10:24Paige DeSorbo: in beds around but like she's like you actually can't go anywhere in your apartment without a

10:28Amanda Batula: cat bed in the within two feet because what if she gets tired i know you know and she's been like doing this thing where like we play with my hair and then like when you're like i like you know yeah and she like grabs it here's what i love about cats because dogs will play until they actually die like they don't know when to stop it's like eating like they'll eat themselves to death like cats would be like i'm full like what when cats are done playing they just like plop she's like that's enough like that's all like they're literally like and we've we've had our

11:04Paige DeSorbo: time like let's move on but then they act like you should have known that they decided yeah they're

11:08Amanda Batula: like why would you touch me i'm like sorry i thought we were playing she's like no we're done playing anyway shall we discuss the devil's product can we start from the beginning can we start from the beginning but wait before we start i just want to say i can't wait to do this pod into like our 80s because there's so many things that happen that like legally we could just never say or like the nuances would be lost or like people would be like you're bitter and i'm like no it's just like what happened so i can't wait these people be like she's still talking about this you're 84 get over it no best believe i'm still gonna be beating the same horse at 65 like and I'll be like and remember when he did this if you have something good to talk about talk about it so we couldn't talk about it then because uh we literally hadnd it's like we couldn't say that we cameoed in devil wears prada now so hannah page coded this was the toenail day this was the nail day that they were like she can't go out there she doesn't have any nail polish on this is the devil wears Prada I'm in glam I had something before I don't even know what I had before but I come glam ready you were late okay whoa you weren't late you I came early because

12:28Paige DeSorbo: I need to get glam done there and then my glam was a whole mess because they were like your toes look like a Neanderthal yeah so you show up fully dressed so I show up fully ready walking from

12:39Amanda Batula: one trailer to the other and one of the like producers is like oh there's paparazzi on the street like just be aware and I'm like oh okay like whatever like I didn't have my shoes whatever I looked a mess but like and so I'm walking to your trailer so then when that picture gets posted nobody knows that you're there which is like it was just so funny you actually had this moment

13:07Paige DeSorbo: it was so funny because you look up from your phone i'm dealing with toegate which by the way i knew that we're gonna have a quick cameo i and i thought i was wearing a closed toe shoe everyone's freaking out i'm in the trailer everyone's freaking out and you just look up and you go did you get papped yeah and i was like you mean like a pap smear what i'm like sorry i'm literally getting yelled at by like eight pas right now what are you talking about i've been in in this trailer for like since for like two hours right now and you're like did you get papped i said i don't think i don't i might have missed it i don't think so and then the internet blows up people like page is starring in the demo i literally was i was like oh my god i fucked

13:51Amanda Batula: myself people think i'm actually gonna be speaking in this movie they're gonna be like she acted like she had a role in the movie i was asked to make a quick cameo and i did my job me and hannah don't speak in the movie we're at like a part like a big party but it was like a full day

14:08Paige DeSorbo: of filming yeah well i do have to say shout out to aileen she's a writer who i'd met like before they started filming they were like she wrote the devil wears prada and i was like i need to meet this girl she's clearly like she like defines generations so we met and we just hit it off she's so fucking cool and smart and then fast forward she was like hey you and page are gonna be um in one of the like party scenes and i was like are you fucking kidding me but it was so page and hannah coded because literally i was getting stopped like to the press being like are you excited for page are you excited for her like first big acting gig and i was like i can't speak on that right now and then i think you did like a full barbara walters at one point where They were like, yeah.

14:54Amanda Batula: I went to CBS Morning Show to promote like Daphne Launch. And Gail King, who I'm like obsessed with because her pens always match her outfits. And I just think that.

15:04Paige DeSorbo: And she always is taking meticulous notes.

15:07Amanda Batula: That is real journalism. If your pen matches your outfit, you're prepared.

15:11Paige DeSorbo: If your pen matches your belt.

15:13Amanda Batula: And she's a great journalist. And so my publicist was like, and don't ask Paige about the Devil Wears Prada because she signed an NDA. and gail looked at him and was like i'm gonna do my job and why don't you do yours and so we get on and she's like the devil wears prada thank god i media trained and it was just so funny that like

15:33Paige DeSorbo: you were there i said this is actually so fucking funny and this is so me and page and this is why i love our friendship because one day we're gonna be able to tell the story to the gigglers because also it's not just that i like didn't get papped i was literally they were literally

15:47Amanda Batula: dealing with my hangnail they were amputating your toes they were like we can't we can't have

15:52Paige DeSorbo: her represent you were like were you outside getting papped i was like i'm in a dentist's office right now for my toe so mind you the shot is three seconds like it from my neck up three seconds wait to the point that my mom i didn't tell you this happened she literally goes when are they gonna when's your scene i go my scene was 30 minutes ago mom she missed it okay

16:16Amanda Batula: and I had such I didn't actually even tell you this I had such a full circle moment first I remember when the devil wears Prada came out um I was in eighth grade and I was in New York City with my parents and we were on Canal Street and they used to do like people used to go into movie theaters and film the movie and it would be like the bootleg version of the movie yeah and it was

16:39Paige DeSorbo: always moving a little yeah and it was always like moving a little and you could like hear someone's voice in the background the picture was like never good but the bootleg dvd was like on the street they were selling it and i looked at my dad and i was like you know like you gotta get me this movie

16:52Amanda Batula: and that was when like tvs were in like the headrest in like cars hey you were aging yourself whatever and i watched it on the way home and i literally got done with the movie and i was like Like this just shaped my whole, it shaped my whole existence.

17:09Paige DeSorbo: You are so Emily. So Emily. Like during the movie, I kept looking at you being like, but Emily is actually the funniest one in the movie.

17:17Amanda Batula: She's very funny. And she's very like, she's cold, but she's not like, like she doesn't want to be, but everyone thinks she is. So she just like goes with that persona, but she like actually doesn't want to be cold. but then so when the movie was over i got too personal yeah i got i really hit home sorry i'm trying to express myself then when i got in the car to like call my mom to like tell her how it was i started crying and she was like oh my god are you crying and i'm like i don't know what's going on i'm like sorry i just feel like it's such a full circle moment because i would watch this movie and watch these girls like get ready for work and get in their apartments and I would always be like oh my god one day my New York City apartment is gonna be so fucking good and I just got so overwhelmed in that moment like talking to my mom I cried the whole way home that was like

18:14Paige DeSorbo: me when I watched Toy Story 3 um no no it was so nostalgic and we'll speak about the movie but because when we watched it we were in high school watching like a girl trying to be successful in New York City so then watching it now where her job evolves and now we're like not to say working women it makes me sound like I'm in the 1950s yeah but like we are career now we're working women in the city and watching her so you feel like you grew with her yeah one thing I did like one interview when I got there one interview that got me yeah it's funny I was watching the video of someone asking me a question and my brows are furrowed what was sunny it was sunny and then also you know when you can't hear someone so you try to see them better squint your eyes so you can like see them better so i actually it was a crazy line i couldn't my brows were furrowed and then like i heard it and then i answered and i was looking at some of the comments and they were like why is your face like that whatever and i was like oh they haven't seen a girl being able to like move her eyebrows in an interview okay don't come not you not you but i was looking at like a lot of interviews people's face don't move your eyebrows are moving i'm like

19:29Amanda Batula: moving like my eyebrows really move like i could do the rock okay let's get close and personal if you're watching this on youtube we're getting close and personal this is a perfect example of botox so before i got botox i never had this line no stop no stop it so i don't know if you're when it fully goes away if this will go away like I've never had this it has it has to go away my chin is like finally coming back like my I watched like me talking from the side on something and I was like oh okay good like my jaw is starting to move yeah yeah anyway okay real talk have you ever had a thought pop into your head that feels so random and upsetting and then your brain will just not let it go?

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26:17Paige DeSorbo: So we had also a different experience because, as I told you, it was the day we recorded our last podcast. My mom had drugged me that morning. Right. With a whole milk latte. I don't know what happened. That whole day, my stomach was like I had diarrhea.

26:35Amanda Batula: Mind you, we're at Lincoln Center. We're at like the Mecca of New York City. It's like the classiest. I actually had never been in there for like a performance.

26:45Paige DeSorbo: Gorgeous. Gorgeous.

26:47Amanda Batula: I don't know if I've been there and also I realized when I was sitting in the movie

26:50Paige DeSorbo: I haven't been to the movie since 2020 I know you turned to me you're like what is this wait a

26:56Amanda Batula: minute I just realized I haven't been to the movies in six years and that's disgusting and I'm like mad at myself but I'm sorry to the ballet and opera and to Timothee Chalamet but I don't go

27:07Paige DeSorbo: to the movies also I hate when we go to events we go separately and it's like chaos so like I knew you were coming i felt like i was at a wedding and i like lost my mom or something i don't know i was like in a department store and i'm like yeah and we see each other from across this like they by the way when it comes to premieres like this was one of the biggest oh kitty's walking

27:35i just got shot by kitty no she's obsessed with me

27:41Paige DeSorbo: So we saw each other and then immediately we were okay.

27:44Amanda Batula: Every time we see each other at anything, like I know you're going there. I'm texting you. I'm five minutes away. I'm two minutes away. When we see each other, it's as if we haven't seen each other since high school. It's like the weirdest thing. We go into this weird like, oh my God, I didn't know you were going to be here. It's so bizarre. We do it every time.

28:03Paige DeSorbo: It's because we spend so much time alone. So I think when we spend time with other people, we have like our, we're like, oh, it's us

28:09Amanda Batula: with other people around who are we but okay so finish what you did in in lincoln center my hair

28:17Paige DeSorbo: um i don't do updos but my hair stylist was like just let me let me go for it and i said okay fuck me up fam and i looked in the mirror i was like i'm a spice girl i'm obsessed with this i'm obsessed you were baby spice i was baby i was love i was loving it because it like kind to cover my ears enough that I didn't feel like I was like just ears all over the carpet. And it's high. Like it's it was high. So we sit down in the theater and Amelia de Moldenburg was like to the right. And I realized like, oh, shit, like famous people are like sitting behind us. And my hair is really high.

28:53Amanda Batula: And Hannah kept turning around. Nobody had sat directly behind her yet. And Hannah kept turning around to like that row being like, I'm really sorry that my hair is like this. Like, like, I hope you guys can see the movie. like you were really worried about it well i don't want to be that dick that everyone's like i would

29:09Paige DeSorbo: have like who's wearing that hat fucking burners hair was in front i didn't consider this and then i was like whoever sits behind me like i feel bad um but i'm like whatever i'll apologize whoever it is heidi fucking klum sits behind me and i'm like oh my god and immediately i'm like heidi and she like doesn't make eye contact with me like she didn't see me like and i was so i tried to apologize at first she didn't see me and then I turned away I was like we'll try that again which is one of the most embarrassing things that happen yeah and I like I was like Heidi was and then I finally turned I was like Heidi I just it is so weird to just know someone's name and not introduce yourself but I was yeah I just want to apologize for the hair and she was like oh my god I don't care you're good whatever so sweet so nice but then the whole time I was like trying to inch to the side making sure that she could wait I was wondering why you were doing that leaning towards

30:01Amanda Batula: my mom yeah because i was like oh i have things i want to say to her but i'm not going all the

30:05Paige DeSorbo: way over to africa to say it you were whispering in front of hailey klum hailey klum sorry she's so fucking iconic and gorgeous i'm obsessed with her so okay this is the tea which i like didn't even want to say but i'm gonna say it once you put on your spanks and they like put your dress a certain way like you can't be going to the bathroom all the time and i was having a stomach day i was just holding in whatever was going on and then finally we get to the cocktail bar and it was like really loud and there was like no one behind me and i was like i need to fart

30:43Amanda Batula: like i need to let this out mind you we're at the devil wears we're at my religion we're at my

30:51Paige DeSorbo: super bowl my christmas if you don't fart your tummy hurts yeah and i didn't i just like i just thought it was safe also when you look gorgeous no one thinks you farted and there were men there

31:04Amanda Batula: so i was like oh my god men are gross no like actually i don't i don't like take advantage of that enough like no one would ever think it was me you would no it's not your brand i'm gonna start

31:16Paige DeSorbo: doing it so i let one rip because it's it was like a back it was backed up like it was beyond backed up i needed to let it go and i was mid-conversation with someone who i don't even there was like a couple people that i had no idea who they were they were like hannah how you doing i was like i was like just talking page i don't even want to say it loud it was what and i sharted at the devil at lincoln center i didn't shit myself i sharted which are two very different things a shard is a mistake it's when your body betrays you and i was sick that day i was sick my mom had drugged me and she was there she knew what she did but i you know in that moment you're like no i didn't i'm fine but then you're walking around and you're like something's bad it's going on i don't went to the bathroom i had to like do damage control because I sharted on my Spanx and then just walk back in like nothing happened and then sit next to you and I was like, don't tell Paige.

32:16Paige DeSorbo: This is like her night. Yeah, like I'm like so... It's her acting debut.

32:24Amanda Batula: It's Paige's night. When you leaned over and told me that, I literally thought you had like, you were playing a prank on me.

32:33Paige DeSorbo: Like you just want to see my reaction. I would never want to ruin your night. Like I know.

32:37Amanda Batula: I was aghast.

32:39Paige DeSorbo: You were quite empathetic, actually. Yeah. Are you okay? And I was like, no.

32:45Amanda Batula: Well, because there's nothing worse, as a UTI girl, there's nothing worse being uncomfortable and having to sit somewhere and pay attention when something in your nether regions is happening. Like, regardless of what it is, you're like, something in my undercarriage is not going right. And I can't sit here.

33:06Paige DeSorbo: It wasn't like a big shart. It was just enough that you were like, that was an error. Do you know that?

33:12Amanda Batula: I've only ever done it once in my life. And it was the first time I ever smoked a cigarette.

33:23Amanda Batula: Did you get like a stomach ache from it? I think my body was just like, we've never had nicotine before. And I got like a little stomach ache and I was like, oh, I have to fart. And then I was like, oh my God, I just shit my pants.

33:36Paige DeSorbo: It's actually the most uncomfortable feeling because you're like, did I just pee myself? Well, then like that people do like drink a cup of coffee, smoke a cigarette to like

33:45Amanda Batula: take a shit in the morning. Like some people do that. So I think my body was just like, we've never experienced this before.

33:51Paige DeSorbo: And I have stomach aches all the time. Like I make rid of stomach aches. But there's a thing about like before I go on stage, your body sometimes knows like you can't shit yourself and it you you the adrenaline like makes you like not have to go to the bathroom. so that's kind of what I thought was happening when I was at the premiere I'm like oh I'm good now I'm good I'm good the second problem was my hair which was incredible and I need to do it again I had maybe 472 bobby pins in my hair and like on hour three my head started to like throb I was like I need to have a lobotomy yeah so like my head was hurting my butthole was hurting I need to get out of there yeah which we did no I get it it was actually really funny because

34:34Amanda Batula: Because before the movie was ending, I like, you know, the movie's about to end. And I start thinking like, we're never getting an Uber out of here. Everyone's rushing. The traffic's going to be insane. Right when the credits start rolling, me and Hannah look at each other. And Hannah's like, we got to get out of here because. And I'm like, oh, my God, that's what I was thinking. So we're like running. Like we're running. Like truly like I look at Lucho and I'm like, stay behind. You left him for that. Yeah, I love you.

35:02Paige DeSorbo: Lucha was taking photos of the screen and Paige was like, bye, bitch.

35:04Amanda Batula: I'm like, stay behind. You're going to get lost in the sauce.

35:07Paige DeSorbo: Because, yeah, we could have been stuck there forever.

35:09Amanda Batula: We get onto the escalator to, like, go down to leave. And we're like, oh, my God. Like, we really, like, we got to get out of here. Get out of here. And your mom looks at us and she goes, guys, there's an after party that I would assume the majority of people are going to. she basically was like not you two losers but we're gonna be fine and we looked at each other

35:32Paige DeSorbo: and we were like oh yeah i didn't know there was a cool after party i i got home showered and then one of our agents because you know agents love wait mind you my uber came in one minute one minute one minute right in the front like in front of the premiere they were waiting for me before i even got outside he was like i've been waiting so new yorkers to be like we're never gonna get home this is a mess also because we don't do crowds like i haven't been in a crowd like that i was like we're gonna get like stumbled over um yeah but yeah literally my agent was like hey where are you and i was like i sent her a photo of me lying on the couch and she was like we're at the after party with anna hathaway and merrill street where are you one thing about me you'll never find me at after party because i come in 150 i'm kissing babies i'm saying hi to everyone i can't then run into these people again i've already had my moment here's the thing because

36:24Amanda Batula: i've lived in new york city for so long for me nothing good has ever happened for me at an after party not one time oh no a lot of bad things have happened to me never anything good but it's true

36:35Paige DeSorbo: like i like to like give people a small dose and then you you get your good low interaction you leave i can't you keep them wanting them again yes i'm guessing yes be mysterious do you have

36:48Amanda Batula: anything more to say about this or can we switch gears a little let's switch gears i feel like

36:52Paige DeSorbo: i'm so happy we've been wanting to joke about that for so long it was like a year because every gig i did people were like was this the toenail gig and i was like people thought it was the birdie shoot

37:01Amanda Batula: i was like that was a birdie shoot just wait so i'm like picking out my stuff for the newsletter this week and i'm like oh like let me put the chloe kardashian perfume in there like the girls are definitely gonna want it so i google it and i'm like hmm that's like not what my bottle looks like that's like so interesting like let me google like because mine came in like a plastic bottle i don't know if it's like a travel size then i'm like looking for the bottle i'm like let me go like look and see what the name of it is can't find it i text my assistant i'm like any chance you've seen my chloe kardashian perfume like i literally can't you have such different discussions with the people we work for have you seen my chloe kardashian perfume and she's like i actually have it and it's I'm notorious for throwing things in bags and taking them places and like and I'm like you were robbed so I'm like that's so weird like I can't find it whatever so I'm like googling I'm like I know it's in a plastic bottle I'm just gonna google Khloe Kardashian plastic bottle perfume Hannah I've been spraying hair mist

38:12Amanda Batula: all over my body and you know I had a thought where I was like I feel like it actually doesn't last that long but I wasn't going to say that because I'm not trying to be negative about it because I'm like it does smell really good but I do feel like

38:27Paige DeSorbo: I reapply a lot so now we know why you get UTI we've solved full circle you're spraying chloe kardashian hairspray on your tuchus

38:41Paige DeSorbo: i love how you were like the best perfume you know every girl bought it

38:49Amanda Batula: so a couple of gigglers dm me and they're like hey babe um girls are gonna start throwing three arms you put a hair mist in is that the perfume then they're sending me pictures of the bottle because there are she has two bottles one's like purple and one's like clear and i'm like i don't think

39:06Paige DeSorbo: that's what mine looks like i love because you also were so like you're like i'm a connoisseur about it you're like i'm a sommelier of scents in this world oh my god that yeah that's like when you use and it's missing it's also still missing i can't find

39:27Amanda Batula: And I don't know if I put it in like it's in some bag. I know it's in a bag somewhere. I just don't know which one.

39:33Paige DeSorbo: Or you could just order another, babe.

39:35Amanda Batula: I know. But I'm like, see, I don't lose things. So when I do lose something, I'm like, no, no. But that's also so girl of like, this is actually a mist for your eyebrows. Well, I'm like, what is the difference between a mist spray and a perfume? Like a hair mist.

39:53Paige DeSorbo: That is such a good question.

39:55Amanda Batula: the hair mist scent it's not like yeah it's not doing anything it's not doing anything for your hair it's just like making it smell good but i'm like one of the giggler engineers in stem let us

40:05Paige DeSorbo: know what the difference between what's in hair spray versus hair scent like what's in a hair

40:10Amanda Batula: scent versus like a regular perfume yeah like what what makes them different categories maybe there's more chemicals in perfume i don't fucking know because don't people put perfume on their hair too sometimes i mean when i'm doing it i'm doing it all over anyway so i'm like okay yeah

40:26Paige DeSorbo: it's definitely getting a little bit in my hair maybe hair scent sprays are kind of just literally just perfume but they like sell it it's just marketed differently maybe i don't know but you definitely shouldn't be putting it in certain places like you've been doing okay i'm not like

40:39Amanda Batula: putting it in up my vagina like i'm not like well you weirdly stopped having utis the second you lost it you know it is funny one of my girlfriends like back in the day used to work for a makeup brand and so she would like always give me different tips and one I'll never forget one of her tips was don't ever put perfume on your clothes like to really get the scent you have to put it on your skin and she was like and don't rub it in you know how people like put it on their wrist and then rub it she was like no that like does nothing it's not like going in more it's just like rubbing it off and so every time when i get out of the shower then i lotion then i mist then i like deodorant and then i'm ready for clothes i literally get out of the shower i'm like is that

41:31Paige DeSorbo: des's towel or my towel or is that a bathroom rug fuck it i don't know no we're so different in our because I like to give myself a spa experience at home yeah I like it's my it's my hobby

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45:59Paige DeSorbo: I forgot the one last Devil Wears Prada thing is I just wanted to address the finger guns. I've never thought about what my glam bot would be. And I actually was like, okay, as a creative in this industry, like how does this not cross your desk? Like I never thought about it. So in that moment, I was like, what is like the corniest thing I can do? and then everyone was laughing because you like literally didn't acknowledge me doing it which is

46:19Amanda Batula: just perfect because i like freeze during those things because i'm like when someone's like look

46:24Paige DeSorbo: really cool and pretty i'm like no i can't wait hot take you guys it's not that fast i thought it was gonna be crazy and then i found myself feeling like i was doing finger guns for an hour i don't know if that was like the real glam bot i don't think that that was a little yeah that was like

46:39Amanda Batula: an off brand i don't see the devil wears proud of having the off-brand glam bot but maybe no

46:46Paige DeSorbo: but I don't know it just I thought it was going to be fast and I was doing finger guns for too long can I say actually one more thing about the movie yep I think it's so hard to do a sequel

46:57Amanda Batula: especially because that first movie was so good and I really think yeah I really think they did a very good job of it being having nuances of like today's world but still like calling back to the old movie and having this like nostalgia and obviously like the clothes are so great and like it is there's so many good cute funny jokes at one point though I felt really old because I'm watching the movie and I'm like it's going so fast everything's going so fast as someone who

47:31Paige DeSorbo: hasn't watched reality tv in five years yeah who's now seen some scenes like all over the internet the editing is so crazy and fast in reality tv no one finishes a sentence it's just like yeah and then that and then and then people don't talk like that these people are going on full rants

47:49Amanda Batula: and it's getting cut to one fuck you yeah nothing is a complete actual complete start to finish

47:55Paige DeSorbo: conversation even some like food network shows i'm like why is it being cut so crazy like i'm

48:00Amanda Batula: having a migraine from it i almost feel like it's because of tiktok like tiktok has 100 is the main reason that our attention span is going down and so i really felt like things were like a little edited like tiktok where i was like okay that was a quick scene like i don't know if

48:18Paige DeSorbo: it was because of i sharted and my hair was hurting but i did at some point i was like this

48:22Amanda Batula: is a long movie also lincoln center doesn't believe in butter on your popcorn which is a

48:27Paige DeSorbo: personal choice that they've made i was like talk to the manager and that's fine it was fashion that's like when you go somewhere in la and there's they don't offer bread there was a moment

48:40Amanda Batula: where i was like maybe timothy chalamet has a point no one's coming to the ballet because you guys don't believe in salt and butter okay i'm not just like i can't raw dog this popcorn with

48:51Paige DeSorbo: no liquid no someone could die if if you raw dog popcorn without a little moisture from butter it

48:57Amanda Batula: could get wedged and there weren't snacks like you i thought it was gonna be like a hors d 'oeuvres no i thought like there was gonna they were gonna have like a pop-up like concession stand one thing about me and it might not it might not align with my brand my brand but when i hear the words concession stand i think of a zeppeli do you think of a zeppeli when you hear a concession stand no i think of fry french fries and um hot dogs ketchup and then i also think of there used to be these lollipops that were like that were like powdered and there was a color on one top and a color on the bottom and like when my brother played baseball whatever who knows what we were there for i was in the concession stand and you dip it in the that was actually i don't know what

49:47Paige DeSorbo: kind of sweets and methadone the kids are using these days but we had like remember the ones that would pop in your mouth pop rocks pop rocks like you'd literally be having a full like chernobyl in your mouth yeah and you were like perfect this is what i need right before my math class

50:06Amanda Batula: you know people also don't talk about the women that would run the concession stand they ran a a tight program yeah like they were the moms that they do it all they did the schedule on who was on the concession stand they knew what team was playing where and i was always just like very in awe of the women working the concession stand like i respected them at a young age i feel like and then i was like can i come in and sit there we would play in prospect park where it

50:37Paige DeSorbo: literally was just hot dog stands it was just like a guy and he would just pull a hot dog out of some i won't say water because it probably wasn't water whatever isn't it tastes so fucking good then i'd be like mom can i have another and she'd be like no yeah wow she's like hannah you don't need two hot dogs at 5 p.m we haven't even had dinner yet and i was like mom you're such a bitch wait i haven't had a hot dog in a minute so good it's so good i actually might need to like get I love when people are like, you know, it's really bad for you. And I'm like, so is your phone.

51:08Amanda Batula: So at least, at least maybe twice, at least once a year, I'm getting a hot dog on the street. Actually, the other day I was like early for an appointment and I was like, you know what? I'm getting a goddamn pretzel and I got a street pretzel and it was mustard on it. I typically do, but I didn't in this moment because I was walking and I was like, I can't

51:30Paige DeSorbo: also like what am i when you get the right bite with the chunk of salt ends a little mustard wait we're so annoyingly new york right now my final devor was proud of thought because you're right we didn't talk about the movie yeah i think everyone should see it i think it totally did it justice i actually was belly laughing meryl streep is spectacular um and i think it did it justice because it's so hard for a sequel to hold up and i think it really did so stanley tucci is like amazing oh my god emily blunt's amazing and ann hathaway's gorgeous gorgeous you know the first one the rumor was that everyone was afraid to lend them clothes because on a when they were making fun on a winter and they were like we're not trying to cross on a winter the woman that

52:20Amanda Batula: wrote the book like wrote the story of the devil wears prada like the true story was there and anna wintour was also there did you hear the guy who was like presenting the movie he was like i

52:33Paige DeSorbo: didn't know what that joke was because you laughed at it yeah because it was the girl that wrote it

52:39Amanda Batula: and then her and that and he was like they're obviously not sitting with each other well it goes back to women being bosses where it's like yeah burner at the stake god forbid a woman gets

52:50Paige DeSorbo: something done god forbid someone's working not at a glacial pace i totally agree with that um but the fact that anna went to her can laugh at herself is important and i think the fashion was

53:02Amanda Batula: insane i also do think there's like offices run by some women that are probably nightmarish like honestly when I interned in fashion PR I was like yeah no fucking way am I doing this every day

53:16Paige DeSorbo: the truth is the the boss can make or break your job we're personally terrified of Grace and she's been actually creating kind of a toxic environment um so she's editing this right now so I just want to let her know maybe she could be a little nicer it's funny because the other day me

53:32Amanda Batula: and Hannah were on a zoom and they were like and tell us a little bit about you guys

53:39Paige DeSorbo: sorry you in the last zoom all i was doing was screenshotting her face because she was falling asleep i was like we can see you it's a video zoom and she has her hand on her cheek like as if she's awake we play good cop bad cop because i asked like we're i'm so into it and they get all excited and then they look at you and you look like you'd rather be anywhere but there and then you ask one question at the end that like makes no sense and throws them off no you asked a really good question the last one and then i was like oh we do we literally play

54:11Amanda Batula: good cop bad cop i've never realized that you're like i'm so excited and we could do this and we could do this and then i come in and i'm like but you know what i hate is we we end every meeting

54:20Paige DeSorbo: where i go thank we could be talking to anyone and i go thank you so much it's such an honor that you guys took the time to speak to us um and we're so excited to see where this goes and the

54:33Amanda Batula: did you realize i've been doing your trick now i came two minutes late

54:38Paige DeSorbo: it's genius i don't want to talk no hannah it's genius yeah because when there's a ton of people on the zoom no one's there yet you want to come in fashionably two minutes late yeah you want to seem unavailable it's a power move and come on in in chaos you don't come in peacefully you have to look like you're like you're like there's so much going on like you're running the country yeah like um i think it's time for a mental health moment there's this tiktok by this man i know it's a man but he gave really good advice his name's justin owens and he said staying after disrespect lowers your price and i really like that because you know you always try to explain to people like i know you're forgiving and you're forgiving but there's just it feels wrong and putting it like that is like you can stay but now they know that you're okay

55:34Amanda Batula: with a certain level of treatment yeah like they are not taking it as like wow she's really

55:39Paige DeSorbo: understanding oh yeah she's she's so there's such a good person she's really supportive and she knows

55:46Amanda Batula: people make mistakes i yeah i kind of i feel like i have a no tolerance policy for that like there's

55:53Paige DeSorbo: a zero tolerance policy at this company that's what you say to him zero i run a strict program

55:57Amanda Batula: honey like i it's on a one tour this is boot camp babe like well it's funny because people

56:05Paige DeSorbo: in the past i've definitely had situations where my friends are like yeah like he told you he's gonna show up and he didn't like but is that i feel like you're moving on to that it's like no but that's like his actions speak for everything so it's like yeah i'm not marrying that man i always in my head was like is he marriage material or not like i treated that's kind of how like men you would treat women where it's like when they'd be like yeah she's not marriage material that's how i treated men like there'd be hot dumb ones and and ones who are whatever

56:39Amanda Batula: and i'd just be like oh you're out of that box well being reliable is a really big trait like i think des is like so reliable oh my god that that man like i feel like you could call him with anything and he'd be like i actually already did it my scorpio king also des just got

56:58Paige DeSorbo: a little knee surgery so everyone message him make sure to tell him what should you tell him be like i heard hannah's taking care of you really really well i was gone this week at the devil's prada premiere the day of his surgery wait i feel like also like getting knee surgery

57:14Amanda Batula: is my dream because it's like oh you have to lay in bed but i feel like that's his nightmare no

57:19Paige DeSorbo: because you know he wants to be running around and he's also one of those people that like likes doing stuff on his own so i'll be like do you need help and he's like i got it yeah he's a little stubborn scorpio a little stubborn scorpio um lastly i'm reading lena dunham's book you are oh my god i ordered strangers oh my god perfect and i realized because i was talking to a group chat and i was like guys lana dunham's book's really good yeah and one of the girls actually ally call her out by name was like hey we need an audio book and i was like no i actually mentioned it because i wanted to brag that i actually am reading the book i read it on the plane and then i realized reading is just like marathons where like when you read a book you have to tell everyone

58:00Amanda Batula: and like you can't help yourself we're gonna get like stickers for our cars yeah like when you read

58:05Paige DeSorbo: a book you have to i read that i read that i read that you have to be like i ran 36.2 miles oh my guys that we've turned into yeah we're marathon people but i was on a plane and was just like fuck it i'm gonna start reading and i read the entire flight for three hours i read 150 pages

58:21Amanda Batula: and i haven't read in years no you want to know who did this to us the fucking internet well i

58:26Paige DeSorbo: hope you guys have a spectacular weekend we love you so much thank you for giggling and we'll talk to you later. Bye.

58:39Amanda Batula: This episode is brought to you by 20th Century Studios. The Devil Wears Prada 2 only in theaters May 1st, 20 years after the generation defining classic Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt and Stanley Tucci returned to the healed streets of New York and the halls of Runway Magazine in its next chapter. When Miranda Priestly faces an unexpected scandal that threatens the iconic company, journalist Andy Sachs is called in to save the magazine and restore Miranda's credibility. But the industry has changed. Digital dominates and power always comes at a price. Who will adapt and who will fall out of style?

59:17Amanda Batula: This is the reunion we've been waiting for, bringing sharp wit, high stakes, and the kind of tension that will make you gird your loins. A sequel for spring? Groundbreaking. Don't miss The Devil Wears Prada 2 only in theaters May 1st. Get tickets now.

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