Giggling about wackness, piercings, and lavender marriages

0:14Hello my galactic gigglers. i feel like we use that one all the time and i don't know what it says about us but whatever we we used it every week we've used galactic you go boo same one as last time you just think that like we'd come up with something after five years well for some reason god forbid i like take some time to research the g word but also like are we joe rogan it pops up on you every time talking about aliens yeah well i like to be psychic about it like what comes to me in the moment yeah can i just call you out real quick i mean we're too we're literally like a minute and 14 seconds in but sure that's exactly how i wanted to start like the monday back to work after a holiday week just have at it fucking day no it's actually it's a compliment it's a compliment actually oh okay then you know what please the floor is yours so obviously we like it takes us forever to like get on at the same time to record this pod you know i had food coming then page had food coming then when we're virtual it's like it's it's literally we're in college and we have to do a group project yeah we're like way that's so crazy because billy actually just texted me back and like invited me over and so like i have to go our group leader grace is not here so me and you were like do we do it is it even due do you want to double check when it's due actually the weather is supposed to be really bad tomorrow so we're probably getting a snow day anyway so like it doesn't actually matter did you see how windy it was outside i think a monsoon is about to hit um no we well we finally got it together and then you're taking like forever because you're like i'm free will we ever feel the happiness you felt in college where you knew the next day was a snow day no like i don't think i've ever felt that level of like relief excitement happiness well there's also the tension of like do you know like the couple hours where it starts going around like it could be a snow day it could be a snow day and you're asking around you're like you're turning into a meteorologist you're like checking the fucking i'm on some website i've never been on before with like blue like fucking signage i'm immediately planning my outfit i'm like are we going opera ski chic or are we going comfy cozy like that was always my no because you're like do i have to study for eight hours or not like tell me right now also were you the one that said to me that you wanted to be a meteorologist but you didn't know that actually had to be a scientist that's funny where were we i don't know where we were we were like about to go on live tv or something and you just go do you know i wanted to do this until i learned you how to actually be a scientist which is berserk it's literally that tiktok sound when it's like you spend too much time with the same person it's like the ancient romans believed that you okay i for like my whole life was like i'm gonna be a news anchor and then once i saw like a meteorologist who had like a pretty outfit on i was like actually i'm gonna be sold done are you kidding well also they like kind of seem like they do the least work like but they're really important they're on for four minutes but they're so important and they have star quality people wait for the weather yes they're like weather in 10 minutes and everyone's like and you could be wrong and no one cares it's perfect for you you could literally fuck up every time and they'd be like it's the weather you never know i could come back the next day and be like oops my bad no can i just say like the meat why can't they find one nerdy person to just tell the meteorologist what to say well essentially i feel like it is essentially every like meteorologist is logging on to like software to like track storms and i think they're like sharing information the way like the news station share other information like news stories so i think they i think it is like a one big collab okay yeah but it is you have to know science and i i was like you know what guys i famously caused a lot of drama in college when we all talk this took this weather class that was supposed to be easy with like nimbus clouds and stuff turns out the hardest class ever all of us failed and then it was a whole thing but like clouds are really fucking confusing like no like it's like i almost didn't make it through that class oh yeah so this is what i'm mad at you about oh yeah oh we got so sidetracked okay yeah so you're like like nowhere to be found after she's like i'm ready right now and then i like send her the link and she's nowhere to be found so then i always go like are you okay and she goes sorry my computer is acting whack right now and i go wait bring back whack i don't think i ever stopped it is the best word ever i feel like i say whack all the time it's in my everyday jargon and if you want to go real crazy you go that shit's whack if you want to be a real new york sneakerhead

5:48because here's the thing it's such a good describing word for so many different genres of your life like i've said it about so many men's behavior like he literally was just acting whack whack like the vibes were all it was just like insane also you don't have to speak english and you know what whack means like whack you know what that word means it transcends cultures i guess is that such a millennial term i think it's a new york term oh but i also like could be completely wrong because i've never left new york wait what else do you use whack for like um outfits like uh if someone's appearance

6:36if Joan Rivers was born in 1992 she would have definitely said whack that shit's whack yeah like that's just like a whack outfit like what the fuck is going on here can I call out fashion people for a second they're running out of adjectives and you know how they get like really into you remember when everyone said major for like two years and then people shortened it to mage that's mage and they'd be you could be talking about literally like a sandal or like a full prada outfit they'd just be like that's major i feel like that was like um rachel zoe effect wait i'm like really on a ginger ale kick oh good for you thanks shout out canada dry we love canada we love sorry canada big fan of your work um okay what were we just saying oh i was i was just saying whack is a great word and we should use it more yeah no it is a really good word um how was your thanksgiving my thanksgiving was really fun i do i would like to report that our family feud annual family feud girls won again it's like four years in a row it's like it's embarrassing at this point it's not fair the biggest debate of

7:52thanksgiving and this wasn't even like in my immediate family it was just like by standards and like because you let random people in on thanksgiving your thanksgiving you let you have a doors open policy on thanksgiving like anyone who's anyone is joining yeah and kim loves loves it so kim loves hosting i didn't realize how much my dad loves toast and i think that that's something that's come with age like at any moment he was like offering people toast and i was like oh not like doing a toast like literal bread no like actual sourdough i thought you meant like he kept wanting to give all these nice speeches oh god no that is the opposite of my dad's personality he would never do that that's insane he'd need seven beta blockers for that um i don't even think he's gonna be able to talk at my wedding it's a whole topic of discussion anyway so one of the big topics of discussion that was lavender marriage and i was explaining to a male what lavender marriage was a gay man i think that's important for this story no i think that's important because a straight man i there was a straight man sitting on the side who said why is it called lavender and i was like an actual excellent question i have no idea what the answer is to that but we both think it's pretty i was gonna say because straight men don't know shades of color and lavender is a shade of purple like maybe no straight guy would see purple and be like that's lavender correct so the female side of the argument was saying that lavender marriages have become more and more prevalent because women in our age group it's the first time ever that we're surpassing men in our age group like we make more money we graduate college more we own more houses things like that and then it's harder to find a partner that you feel like has all of those things or is at least working toward all of those things and is also emotionally intelligent like to your level like whatever like yes there's an argument that you could date older or younger whatever but not younger not younger no not younger that wouldn't really work no so we were explaining that more women and yes we're still on a biological clock that more women are choosing a stable home with their gay bestie having obviously different sexual partners but like he's the dad she's the mom they're always together they do family things together but it is economically efficient in some cases to be married so it's like why don't we do life together make it easier for us financially we can have the family we wanted like we have biological children but like we date other people like wait i thought lavender marriage was when you didn't really know if he was gay but everyone else is like he's gay like he doesn't know he's Maybe that's it.

11:00But we turned it into something. I was like, I had never heard of this. Listen, we were a couple of wines deep. We were like, what can we talk about that's religious, but not too religious. Not too religious. That's a bit political, but not too political. Not too political. And that's where we landed. And we, people walked out. People walked out. so that so the guy that we were explaining that i was explaining this to said okay i understand my argument is don't you want more for yourself and we were like well of course we want to meet someone that you get all of those things and you're also romantically involved but sometimes it's give and take you don't have enough time it's like certain situations happen and he couldn't get past that like we would immediately resort to some type of lavender marriage and so words were exchanged and then turkey legs were brought into it it was someone hit a turkey leg and then that was a that was a response at some point it was it's like someone took it a little too personally someone didn't realize they were in a lavender marriage one thing i did realize though i think this is like my first um i don't even want to say confrontation because it legitimately was not even like a real confrontation also definitely wasn't your first no i'm saying it genuinely i think was my first post being on reality tv oh yeah post reality tv yeah i had an out of body experience oh when when your heart um like oh my god they're arguing and i immediately my first look for cameras is there music playing make sure like wait my hair my hair is still up well that's the thing whenever there's something you know is going to make a good scene you always were like i have the best outfit for this fight oh i love doing that um no but i immediately my first thought was like oh let me jump in and explain what each side is meaning to say because i see where it's getting lost in translation you started a fucking confessional in your closet and then i go wait a minute i actually don't have to say a god damn thing i sat there i said mom i think i will have a slice of apple pie and like i'll sit back and enjoy i was like what a debate how fun but i think it's important for people to understand reality tv where like as someone who's like was like okay we're in it we're fighting we're fighting again we're fighting the fights are keep going um i literally haven't had one friend fight since right me neither i'm not being dramatic and it's been like four years maybe we should like schedule a fight between you and i to get at least like a boxing match something get something i mean i feel like every giggly squad is like its own form of mind gymnastics so true we really make you think on this pod we really do also not to radicalize everyone and to take it a step further wait that just no i'm just aware that like we are capable of radicalizing women and if we were like stone every man right now they would so like with that power comes great responsibility so don't radicalize people however i did read that a lot of women are doing what you explained where they're just like okay i feel successful i feel fulfilled married women can be the least happy like married men are the most happy where married women like are making the least money whatever some of them like imagine if me and you never met anyone they're just moving in with their girlfriends getting sperm having kids and then like co-parenting all the babies in like a beautiful just like feminine commune using the same sperm not the same necessarily but like we get pregnant we move into a mansion and then just like like sometimes i i i could breastfeed your baby if you're sleeping like we're just like taking care of it why did i go there anna and page try new things takes on a whole different era imagine one day we just have a youtube channel and it's turned into you breastfeeding my baby i think there's like a few steps that i took a way different turn than i've ever intended on taking because that is so back in the day the women would like communally raise the children like the children were the tribes you know totally it takes a village it takes a village i think we're recreating like women villages because it's like if your man is not an asset and if he's actually like ruining the vibes and that happens to a couple people you're like hey why don't we just we're making money come together it's an option i mean i froze my eggs so if i was like in my 40s and i felt like that i would be so fine to do that like yeah i would do that there is something so chic about like at 44 just like smoking a cig and being like i'm gonna have a baby i'm gonna have one baby being 44 and having one daughter in new york city that was a thing like growing up I had a lot of friends whose moms were like 80 and then I realized like oh she was like the CEO of some like huge tech company that like randomly was like okay I need like I'll have like a little baby I guess at like 50 yeah and they're always like badass and they wear great clothes okay guys we're back with a round two of holiday gift swap because I don't believe you should just have round one you can do as many as you want and Ulta Beauty also believes that we should have multiple gifts And there's just so many options at Ulta Beauty.

16:53They have the classics. They have the new stuff. And there's things that I want you to try. Okay. There's things I think you need. I have recommendations. I have comments, thoughts, and concerns. So please open my gift. Yeah. This is going to help you. Charlotte Tilbury setting spray. Yeah. It's a holy grail. Party all night, stay all day. No, it's the holy grail. This reminds me of when we do like a show. Yeah. We'd have two shows in one night, and after the first show, all my makeup would be off. No. When I tell you that Hannah's face is so... Oily? No, it's just like... It's like, sorry, not me, not now.

17:35Like, I'm not wearing eyeliner anymore. I'm actually going to take it off myself. After the show, I looked like I just woke up in the morning. Like, I had nothing on my face. Your skin rebels against you. And you want to know what else? It actually feels... Hydrating? Yes. Like it doesn't, like I've used some setting sprays and it's like, okay, I just put hair spray all over my face. I've used some that could kill a small horse. I love that Ulta Carey Charlotte Tilbury. It's one of my favorite brands for years now. I mean, Palo Talk, hello. Hello. Put some respect on the name. Okay, my turn.

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18:50Yes. You know someone likes a gift when they start using it immediately. And I like that it's sturdy. Oh, yeah. Because I'm going to throw it on the ground a couple times. It's going to get dropped. Drop kick. Show the shades to the camera. Give me credit where credit's due. Yeah, they're good. Gorgeous. And I love blush. Yeah. Some people are not big blush people, and I don't relate to those people. No. I'm so obsessed with blush and I like to put it like on the sides of my head because I saw some TikTok girls do it. Yeah. And it's like, that's how I feel. I know every year we promise to keep it simple, but we love each other and we just love to give each other gifts.

19:28And makeup and skincare is our favorite thing. It really is because it's something that we can share. Yes. And you can make recommendations to me on how I can change my face, which is one of your favorite things to do. Well. You look out for me. I do. I do when people don't talk about it. So thank you, Ulta Beauty. And this holiday season, don't forget that Ulta Beauty makes it so easy to find the best holiday gifts. They have gift sets, they have skincare, they have makeup, anything for anyone. In store, on their beauty app, which I'm obsessed with, and online, it's available. This chat was brought to you by Ulta Beauty and ACAST Creative Studio.

20:06My Thanksgiving, there was drama too. Okay. where well okay not to be depressing but we're at this weird time where i don't have kids my brother has a full family in the midwest and my nan it's just like me does my nana papa and my mom and dad and then des had to go to ireland so then i was back well look i'm the favorite so i was like this is what we all want to do right i'm like let's all we go to a restaurant i'm like nana papa you don't have to cook you're literally 83 and because they want to i'm like no we go to this restaurant and it was so cute so nice my nana has her sparkly um cane everyone's loving it she has her decolletage out she's complaining she doesn't it's a holiday it's a holiday she's looking amazing we're taking selfies in the bathroom then my mom goes you know it's really important that we ask our elders like nana papa questions about when they were younger like it's really important yeah i was like yeah and so she goes nana like what was your bedroom like when you grew up what a phenomenal question right and nana goes i didn't have one and we're like what and she goes yeah i just slept on the couch and we're like what and she's like yeah we had one bedroom and we go but you had two other sisters where did they sleep and she's like i don't i don't know i'm like man did you not have a bed and then she was like didn't have hot water either and we were like nana what the fuck wait where did nana live then i turned to papa and i'm like papa he goes yeah we had to boil water and pour it on ourselves and i was like what so we it started funny and then we were like i was like mom did you know nana didn't have a bed growing up She was like, no.

22:05And then Nana goes, I wanted to be, I wanted to be an artist. And I wanted to be a Hollywood movie star. But then I was 18 and I'm, I was 18. I met your papa. And next thing you know, I had three children. That's what you did back then. And everyone was just like sitting there inside.

22:29And this is just two generations. like this is no i was just gonna say and so when people act like oh my god women are like rebelling and the reason of the male loneliness epidemic it's like no we're just it's the first time that we're allowed to like go outside literally for some we have a credit card no like it's literally the first time we've lived alone made our own decisions like wait i love that your auto response when something is awkward or like depressing is to immediately laugh no we were dying laughing we're like no that's so sad like why how do we not like my mom didn't know her mom grew up like that but then she had to get married so they could get a shower so when they got married they got their own place with a shower and they were like living large and i was like i get it i would get married to if I like didn't have hot water fuck yeah and that's I've done so much more for less it feels like and then I'm thinking about how I like complain if I like forgot my face wash yeah I'm doing a full 18 step girl shower and I'm mad if like my face wash like smells weird no there's a lot of times where I think we're like one of the things I really try and practice in my everyday life because I really truly feel like it's the key to like manifestation is like being grateful for things and one of the things I always am grateful for is that I don't live in any other time period even though we know that you would have been iconic with like Marie Antoinette like totally but I'm not making it like I was born in the right time period you'd get a UTI and be out no it's not even first of all my utis they would have taken me out and like any 18 17 16 1500s i'm dead next i no i just i wouldn't be able to do it like i wouldn't no like if i'm uncomfortable i can't i literally will have a panic attack no but this is the thing page do you remember when i brought you to the best western and you you were great you were scared and you you were upset but you thrived like you can deal with more adversity than you think you just like you know what was funny about that night that you piled me into a room with seven other people and made me sleep in the middle and a straight man was there that was crazy work on your part the one of the craziest things about me though is when i do hit some type of adversity i'm always like i'm gonna be up all night like i'm never i'm immediately out like a light because my body is like truly like we cannot experience this for a second longer we're putting ourselves to bed like you lived in a share house for like 10 years every summer like you've done you've done hard things and must go to bed like because my body was like i can't but we can't so yeah i literally was like do you remember when nana grew up living in a cardboard box so that's like the new thing we're joking about within the family um so like you live and you learn and it was a beautiful like full circle moment to spend with no it really is especially because as you're as her granddaughter you have put her in so many different things and she's experienced so many things that like well that's my thing like she's a star i grew up like walking in a room and everyone looks at her like she is the like italian marilyn monroe of my generation so So she deserves all the attention and she loves it.

26:05She loves her fans. She wants to say hi to you guys. I love you. I love my fans. I'm I'm posting every day with a nice long caption. So yeah, happy holidays. Okay. Happy holidays. Fuck it. You know what? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Happy holidays. What a way to round that story out. That was crazy. This is not live TV. What the fuck was that? Holidays can get busy and overwhelming very quickly. And thoughtful gifts that encourage slowing down and prioritizing self-care always stand out. With Nutrafol, give the gift of stronger and faster growing hair, an ideal gift for anyone who deserves a boost of confidence and science-backed support heading into the new year.

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29:28Now, look, I accept Rob at all sizes. Totally. However, if anyone does have access to Ozempic. It's Rob. It's Rob. Has there been any Rob sightings recently? You know, I'm not sure, but like I saw a TikTok of him recently. It was like a Kardashian mashup. And I realized that like Rob Kardashian 2006 to 2012 was my exact type. Yeah. Yeah. I'll die on a hill. I thought he was so funny. Yeah. He had earrings, I think. He's also so little brother energy. I was big into earrings at that point of my life. Like a chunky diamond earring on a man. Yeah. Like a cubic zirconium. i think that's what it's called when guys used to get one ear pierced back in the day that was like they were naughty they were really they were bad boys and they like never even got a hand job before but they're getting their ears pierced i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure my brother got his ears pierced one time in high school and i'm pretty sure my mom literally i'm not kidding physically ripped them out of his head yeah that's what happened to my dad like my daddy i might immediately they were like take it out yeah take it out i don't think it even lasted like an hour no poor guy actually i told you yeah one of my little family members was like my mom's not letting me get an earring and i was like i'll pierce it right now and he's like what and i'm like yeah just some ice and you just stab it and he's like i have to check with her first do you Do you know, actually, one of my cousins is like, totally will just do that.

31:12Yeah. Like, she's pierced all, like, pierced her ears. No. Done whatever. I, we both just have one piercing, right? I actually have three in each ear. Oh, my God. Wait. Are you looking at me differently? You're a punk. You're a, okay. Did you shop at Hot Topic? Wait. When was the last time you had them all in? okay crack is whack

31:44i've been waiting my mom wouldn't let me hang out with you if you came in with fucking piercings up to your forehead

31:58saying crack is whack to me is insane wait me running into every party bathroom crack is whack that's why they don't invite you to parties hannah you run in and yell to their face crack is whack and film it you would have been my favorite project in high school so i got my second and third hole pierced when i was like 26 it wasn't like i wasn't in like high school or college or whatever i knew you then yeah you didn't even tell me yes i'm pretty sure we've talked about this but the best part of this story is that I told my mom and she didn't talk to me for like four days yeah because it's yeah she shouldn't that's crazy behavior at 26 yeah but I was like I was like mom it's literally my ear and I'm almost 30 like how often have you like fully had him in i used to do it a lot all the time i mean i'm sure one of the i mean some of them probably are closed but like if i really want to i can like poke through but i wanted it because like i just thought it looked cool when i would wear like hoops and like studs or like three different size hoops i like i wonder what the trends are now for gen z's with piercings i'm not really sure because there was a time where like everyone had like the top pierced or whatever see I never went there with my brain like I never even thought about it never even thought about it this does remind me though back in the day like maybe 2016 I started like being online and I made friends with this um influencer Jerebine I made friends with this girl Jerebine who is still a creator and she's iconic like she was like a soul cycle instructor and like tatted up and she wore like rings all the time like at that point i felt like girls who wear rings are like a different level of like cool she would wear rings all the time yeah and she just was like cool and a vibe and fashionable whatever so we go to eat coffee and snacks and then she's like i want to get my nipple pierced and this is the problem when people meet me i think my energy gives yeah i will get my nipple pierced with you at 3 p.m.

34:15on a Tuesday and then they're thrown for a loop when I'm like I'm scared I'm terrified right now like you're like I actually I don't even handle caffeine well I go this whole milk latte is gonna ruin me like this is the crazy part of my day this whole milk latte um I'm actually scared with this whole milk latte so then I was like I'll come with you though and I think she thought I was like gonna be like yeah and I'll get I'll get this it's next thing know i just hung out with her as she got her nipple i couldn't even watch it i started gagging i was like like it was so intense and i was like are you okay and then we never saw each other again

34:57i did not think that that the story ended you hung out one time well like we're still friends but i i don't oh i don't know i think she moved like takes you in different places wait i forgot to tell you guys i this is so i feel like i'm like back with my friends to be like like how i embarrass myself with other friends i went to one of these like events where you like sit down and have dinner yeah and i finally start a dinner also known as dinner this is crazy i went to dinner i went to this new concept they're trying it but like only in certain parts of the country um sorry my nana didn't eat dinner till she was 22 okay it's new in our family

35:44Nana's like dinner we ate grass and there wasn't even any grass in Brooklyn anyway oh god okay so I actually was like nervous I like because I didn't go with anyone so I'm like I hope I make friends with someone and finally I start like bonding with someone like in it I'm like oh wait they like me like they're liking this interaction i'm fun i'm cool and she then turns to me and she goes i have a weed pen do you want to smoke outside wait where is this this is at like a event thing okay yeah and in that moment i felt like i was 12 years old again and my crush asked me to smoke weed with him and i said i can't my mom doesn't let me and then he never talked to me again so she looks at me and i go oh sorry i don't smoke the disappointment in her face was and i was like i support it though like i will go outside and keep talking like we are while you smoke and she was like she literally pushed back she's like you don't smoke and i'm like oh you're not going to convince me now like i'm not i'll ruin this party i don't want to do this and also we just met like this isn't like if page wait that's so weird no she literally was like you don't and i'm like i'm not lying to you like i'm also like it's tuesday again it's a tuesday and i can just i feel like smoking like you have to be a particular type of person i feel like to also smoke weed and then walk back into a dinner of like a bunch of people and like have a conversation like i would personally die also like what strand like what how much does it weigh like what color like so you don't know any of that so no even if a doctor walked up to you and said this is gonna make you feel the best ever it's x y and z you'd be like no i just like you know i'm already anxious socially so like to see her like falling in love with me to then see her like disappointed in me and that she got me all wrong and then like she hasn't hit me up so maybe it is funny that you i don't know what it is about you also do i want friends no but do i want them to want to be my friend yes i don't know what it is about you that people read your personality the majority of the time so wrong i'm so misunderstood thank you no i'm so misunderstood i don't mean to like i'm working on it in therapy i'm so misunderstood on this in this world i really feel like you are you are misunderstood though there are so many parts of your personality that people are like hannah that's so hannah and i'm like hannah would fucking kill herself

38:34no but like then it made me feel like i was like lying to her but it's like no i'm i love to chat I love to I'm totally I'm like charismatic I don't know but that does but then I couldn't smoke weed with her and I wasn't cool enough yeah totally and but my husband's sober so he loves me and you don't need to smoke weed to have fun crack is whack you guys crack is crack has been the theme and I did I really didn't think we were going there that this oh can we add to my other social awkward encounters yeah so i was in florida all weekend and when you're in florida shit's gonna happen you know um so i decide to order uber eats to this hotel which is a risk you know or uber eats to hotel especially when they don't bring it up to you is a risk can go yeah there's so many variables so many things could go wrong yeah um so i decided issues it's just it's a lot don't you actually i'm literally thinking about your stress just thinking about it also like you forget your fork it's a whole thing anyway i for some reason i'm like i'm gonna go down and meet them right there like i'm gonna i'm gonna be i'm gonna cut the middle man i'm the middle man give me the fucking yeah right hand it over eye to eye look me in my i tell me that's my food yeah i'm starving so what'd you order i ordered from this mexican place called grumpy gringo okay so i go down and the lady's like hey they don't let us leave it at we have to leave it at the desk and i go great i'm actually in the lobby and then she immediately order done cuts off communication cuts off communication at a time like this i'm in the lobby and i'm looking at the counter nothing on the counter and i start panicking so i wait in line at the counter because there's of course a line of like all these people signing for vacation and i'm like hey um any uber eats orders and they're like no and i'm like okay well she said it was here and then she disappeared and she didn't take a photo which is a no-no in the community so suspect so suspect i'm like i think she ate my food So then the lady's like Okay, actually this is a very confusing hotel It could be in many different places And I'm like, perfect And she's like, you're just gonna have to tell me the name of the restaurant And I was like, I can't tell you that

41:07And she's like, tell me the name of the restaurant And I'm like, it's Mexican And she's like, what is the name of the restaurant, miss? And I'm like, I don't know And she's like, can you check your phone? And I'm like, no And then we go back and forth for like three minutes Why didn't you just check your phone? because i didn't want to say grumpy gringo in front of everyone and i'm like it's under hannah it's room you know 1002 and she's like gave me the name finally out of nowhere a bellman comes with my food and everything worked out but there was a moment i don't know i just feel like i was there's a moment where you we almost lost you

41:47i was so scared in florida but i also was in saint no fort myers and i said what's up saint pete you always do that at this point the gigglies are like get a new bit get a new bit sometimes it is hard to remember i was gonna say there's also about ordering food in a hotel there's something like there's also I don't know what it is but there's something inherently embarrassing about waiting for your order in the lobby I also low-key always feel like I'm doing something illegal because I'm like I'm like I know you guys have a restaurant here and I love it and I'm so proud of you guys I don't want to eat it it's not Wendy sorry like I am gonna get something else But I also feel like that's kind of illegal And then I also feel like sometimes I don't know why I get this anxious Where I'm like do they think I'm waiting for a drug dealer That's like when you're at TSA And they're Yeah I'm like no obviously they don't think I'm waiting for a drug dealer Did I leave cocaine up my butthole from that one time No it's Like irrational It's extremely It's vulnerable It's violating yeah it's embarrassing and then sometimes they have like multiple bags when it's not necessary but it looks like you're going it looks like you're going to have like a secret pig out which you are yeah but it's just like a lot if they were like give us your social security number and we'll bring it up to your room i'm like done

43:23what i like literally give you my first born for you to bring it up to the room because if i have to put pants on and go downstairs also sometimes i just showered to shower and then have like your last shower of the day to shower and then have to go into public again it ruins the feng shui it ruins the flow i'm in a nashville k-hole oh oh i thought you were like in nashville no i'm watching nashville still and i like couldn't get into it and we did pinpoint it to it's a musical and i just i can't do it were you on your phone during it kind of yeah i think you should give it one more chance like i'm not gonna pressure you like now or tomorrow but like don't completely because there's 30 episodes a season like i'm no i know i know my life has been lost to this and it is like a soap opera where every scene something happens like the second thing they never lose me i think it's like the cadence in which people in the south speak and no I'm not getting no I'm not getting and it's everything sounds so depressing but yet like so ugly

44:43sorry that was a bit harsh what an unhinged hour this has been like I really I don't ever have any expectations for what the bot's gonna be but this wasn't it this week this was not we want to apologize to the academy this was just mad well whenever i think it's a bad podcast people be like it was the funniest no wait hear me out here listen to me you know okay you just came for half of the nation no okay you no i'm talking about specifically this show when they're talking about something what is the redhead girl's name like connie brenn yes like obviously things are happening with her career and like something sad or bad is imminent like you know something is about to happen but every conversation it just sounds so like oh and what's gonna happen like i don't know you're still gonna be a famous pop star like i don't know but see i want to watch stories sounds depressing i want to watch stories about famous pop tart pop tarts famous pop stars now we're talking cinnamon swirl is the star and everyone knows it wait i thought of a crazy movie idea or just like someone's nightmare imagine you don't want to be famous like it's you know like people either want to be famous or they're like i mean you can't imagine some people like it's their biggest fear in life is to be famous and you're born with a twin sister and something happens with your twin sister where she like goes viral or like becomes as a famous musician or famous something and then you're getting recognized everywhere because you look just like her but you didn't want this life okay and then what does they do they kill each other i don't know but it was just that just sounds like you were like i wish i had a twin so i could send her to work today so i didn't have to go i know exactly what that thought process is every disney movie every disney movie was about twins and being like can you do this meeting for me um it's so funny that you bring that up because for whatever reason i keep getting on my tiktok these like australian twin sisters and they're so fucking weird and they do weird things and i'm like what video did i watch a little too long that now i get all i get are these people's videos anyhow it's so annoying though but i do love australians no yeah i do too so i want to do this twin video with you because they I'm on a weird twin algorithm too Of like all these sisters Wait why are we on this Maybe because they think we're twins No this is weird But you ever see with the door And they go on separate sides of the door And they'll be like wave And like they both wave with their right hand It's like yeah they're fucking righties Of course they're waving with their right hand But I feel like They're like do a peace sign And they're like oh my god they both did a peace sign with their right hand But anyway I feel like me and you should do that there's nothing i love more than when my ovulation and cycle switches from that's the cutest video ever to no one fucking cares what fucking idiots i also we have the same voting rights you dumb motherfuckers so i like watched if you watch one full like cat saving video where like a cat a spicy cat gets saved and then you have to watch the whole thing to see her like want to get affection your whole feed is cats for like a week like i'm in it's all i have is cats and then i send them to you and grace and my mom my nana so like i just have cat stuff right now so i can't really help with good content i apologize to the academy again sorry i'm just going to a really going through a really tough time right now and it's but now whenever i see a beautiful rag doll do a commercial i'm like becoming daphne's agent where i'm like competitive and i go that's crazy because her nose is literally not as pretty as daphne's i'm so hyper aware of the of the cat business i'm so hyper aware to the cat who's her pr who does her pr how does she get that you know who she signed you're on imdb going who'd she sign with does she the other day a real sentence came out of my mouth was does that cat have a lawyer

49:10does that cat have a lawyer speaking of cat daphne launched sat our satin collection which let me just say our photo shoot was so much fun and i didn't i we didn't release all of the pictures but it was just the cutest thing and did you see my little video that i had yes you did a full bits that i was trying to come up with yeah i feel like that was like i tried you were wearing reindeer antlers i was wearing reindeer antlers i was wearing my grandma's like vintage coat and then i was wearing these jimmy chew i love how they're like can you wear daphne and you're like i'm gonna cover it with the full fur well i knew i wanted that fur in those boots incorporated somehow and then we have a brown satin set we actually have a brown satin set that we can't see no it was so funny i i was really giggling um yeah also it's like shot very well like you looked gorgeous guess who shot it josephine josephine we literally were there and we're just like wait let's do this really quick josephine's a modern day quentin quarantino quentin quarantino is my um dj name what did you just say quentin quarantine you're an ally you guys we're so tired i am so sorry i want to apologize again no here's the thing also every year around this time i get really hannah can attest i get really snippy i get really like changing of the guards i get like you're in you're out yep goodbye there's a few things that in the new year i would like to change with giggly squad and one of them being i'm not sure recording on a monday is like the best thing ever wait i just got so scared i thought you're gonna fire me you go uh first up on the docket who are you i'm literally trying to move in with you like what no wait monday is hard when i'm on tour too when we tour it's hard when you're on tour specifically and also i feel like when i feel like when i have the most to tell you it's like a thursday i'm like oh my god i have so much to tell can i just say because i have been talking to the higher ups um and by higher ups i mean grace yeah we will have some fun things to announce come the new year as a present for the gigglers um there will be some fun stuff nothing no crazy changes just some that just felt so millennial and i actually loved it like we're teasing something we can't say what it is like sit there wonder guests swipe up yeah yeah i love old school marketing no bring back radio ad i do hate though when people are like we can't tell you what it is but i did something great i'm like okay like this just annoyed me so much oh yeah we didn't do a good job on it no yeah like yeah i mean that's literally just what i did but i'm just letting you guys know that when it's cold and it's the holidays just know giggle squad is coming up with something warm um also can i just say everyone's sick and no one's talking about it okay part of being a scorpio and being italian and being a witch like i am superstitious and i don't want to say something but like you've almost forced me into it i haven't been sick in years mentally or physically because the gigglers aside from chronic uti which i actually didn't even tell you i suffered the most chronic you were in you were in a uti k-hole i was in a k-hole texted me during it saying i have a uti right now i took a call from my toilet i had to go no cameras i told everyone to i'm open and i'm transparent if anything um i said you have no idea what's happening right now but let's get this out before the holidays yeah say what you want about me but there is a layer that i like to peel back and you think that you can't handle adversity like you can't stay at a best western you have utis like i had a uti once and i i like it was the most uncomfortable thing that ever happened to me no but i forgot what how lovely it is having a uti when i'm at home with my parents my mom like literally brought me toast we're big on toast there's a theme super huge I love how you go my favorite thing to do is go to my parents get a UTI wait what was I saying before that that you never get sick I haven't like I mean sick in like flu like symptoms I've been sick for the whole month yeah I haven't been sick in like a really long time but I had gone a long time without being sick you know what it was you know why you haven't been sick why because you keep your circle small yeah it's no it's so valid i got sick because love of my life my opener comic ali colbert got the flu she was sick she got the flu so honestly um she threw me off and i said look if you can't keep up you gotta get out of the kitchen that's what they say and i hate being sick especially on the road but then she's like i can't come next weekend i'm like that's fine because i feel great because i'm unstoppable two days later i'm like i've been hit by a car i've been shot yeah and um so yeah ali got me sick shout out ali love your work um and then you just yelled you just yelled and i heard a dog bark across the hall i'm not kidding dogs are gigglers too dogs are gigglers too even though wait i saw a meme that said coming out as a dog hater in 2025 is like coming out of the closet in the 1950s no we are so brave we are so brave some type of way today i was i went to um this apartment my friend was and there was a huge bulldog laying on the ground i don't know if you've ever seen a bulldog in real life i'm like what is that like it's not i'm like what the fuck is that that's crazy people love them well it's like adorable and like well they can't breathe they can't so first of all the only reason i knew it was alive was because it was going yeah because you didn't hear it a mile away your dog has a sinus infection so do i and then it started coming towards me and that's one of those moments where as a cat person you don't know how to act because it's like someone want to shake your hand and you being like no thank you when i tell you when the dog came towards me and this is a beautiful ugly dog i could smell it i could smell it before i touched the dog yes because it's when dogs get larger they just get bigger and by the way so cute from afar and then everyone everyone starts going oh he likes you so then i took like the back of my hand like barely let it touch the back of my hand so then you turned into a cat anyway i did make friends with a dog and then you know when you're in an elevator with a dog and they just jump on you and you have to say thank you there's certain dog etiquette that people need to talk about like imagine if your dog jumped at me and i went no um okay so anyway so in the new year we're i think we're gonna switch our day i think maybe we'll think about our day switch and then we have fun things to announce and do i'm saying it like the year's over but we still have a whole month a full month but i'm just like i'm getting in my organizing mode you know i'm also going to omaha nebraska for the first time ever in my life next weekend for a show so i'm okay kind of excited i've never like i haven't been to a new place in a long time the only thing i can ever think of omaha is omaha stakes that's culture and when you would watch kelly and regis when you would stay home from school one of the prizes was a subscription to omaha steaks and if that's not great marketing because it's stuck with me for years i don't know what is regis what a sweet sweet old man rip zaddy um and then where i must i'm going to iowa and then i'm going to kansas city and i'm going to des moines that's iowa okay see you never see you never um you guys thank you for giggling with us we love you so so much talk to you soon bye