Giggling about what happened in Fiji, love island, and first kisses

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1:42Hannah Berner: Sup, gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

1:52Hannah Berner: I mean, the day just got away from me.

1:56Paige DeSorbo: welcome to the giggler villa i got a text and it's from page the sore boat

2:02Hannah Berner: isn't this just so crazy coming to you live from vj live from the middle of nowhere 16 hours ahead a time traveler yeah right now it is okay we're recording the pod and right now it is tuesday june 17th at 12 35 i love how we tried to set it up and she was like i'm not doing the math

2:24Paige DeSorbo: tell me what time you're free and text me but i googled it because i don't know where fiji is and i'm trying to learn and grow um you're in the middle of the ocean i'm i'm pretty close to new zealand and like i'm basically in australia were you tempted to be like do i just go to australia

2:44Hannah Berner: now well there was like okay see some ruse i'm also like i like by myself like i didn't like travel with anyone like obviously like production is here but like I'm kind of like by myself so like then one day I like got up and I like I walked to like the coffee shop and I like got a coffee and I was like what am I gonna do with myself today and I literally just sat on the beach like by myself and I was like you know what I needed this like I truly needed did you solve anything you figure anything out on that beach i didn't solve anything but um no i did have a moment where i was like oh my god if something like happened i'm i live here now like this is

3:32Paige DeSorbo: where i live i'm surprised kim de sorbo let you go 16 hours to fiji without i know like i was

3:40Hannah Berner: thinking like okay when covid happened like people were traveling people were like doing different stuff and i had this panic where i was like oh my god imagine if like another covid broke

3:51Paige DeSorbo: out and like i was just here ladies and gentlemen that is what anxiety looks like in real time that's called catastrophizing and i learned that from my therapist a couple years ago and i'm like what if i die in fiji um okay there is so much there's so much we have to go over

4:10Hannah Berner: And every single thing I've seen online, I'm like, oh my God.

4:15Paige DeSorbo: For people who don't know, she's in Fiji doing Love Island.

4:20Hannah Berner: Yeah. And you hosted. Just so many different things are Giggly Squad coded. I hosted one of their challenges on one of the episodes. So let me just start from the very beginning. She was born in Albany, New York. Literally. I got introduced to Love Island UK. Okay, no. Let me just start from the beginning. Okay, so I get a call probably like a month ago. Hey, Paige, we'd love for you to come out to Fiji. They could have been like, you're literally going to like wipe Ariana's ass. I'd be like, cool, I'll be there. I can't wait. What's my call time? So they're like, we don't really know what you're going to be doing yet, but here are roughly the dates that we would fly you out.

5:06Hannah Berner: And so I'm like, great. I'll start looking for outfits. So all month I'm like, is this Love Island? Is that Love Island? Does this scream Love Island? I have so many people around me that are like, I've never seen Love Island. But from just hearing you call things Love Island or not Love Island, I feel like I know the vibe.

5:25Paige DeSorbo: That's like me when I was like, I need to be Olivia Rodrigo. This is not the vibe. Yes. I do think though, you love Love Island so much. I think you overthought it.

5:35Hannah Berner: I was overthinking it so then I do a fitting and I'm like I hate everything I'm like no and I'm leaving in like a couple days okay I'm like I need so many more options I'm ordering everything I'm

5:46Paige DeSorbo: deconstructing dresses I'm like let's just alter it to like you learn to sew literally it's never got a text no didn't ask for my help once not even a hey what would you nope hey do you want

5:59Hannah Berner: to help me nope that actually is interesting whenever I'm having a fashion problem you're

6:03Paige DeSorbo: not even in my top seven no like even it didn't even trickle down to me I didn't even overhear it was going on I'll just be like how's it going and you'll be like uh impossible yeah you didn't

6:14Hannah Berner: even get like the whiff of it through like a group chat you knew I would have blown up your phone

6:19Paige DeSorbo: because I would have felt so important that you asked yeah and it was like I would I didn't need

6:24Hannah Berner: you also sending me dresses like I don't have time to look at like what your interpretation of me on love island is you know like that you're gonna need your brand of my love island i don't have the man hours to sit and play with you the adults are trying to do something you have to go

6:42Paige DeSorbo: through your cat videos and your inspirational quotes and your love island outfits absolutely not check please so like okay so you don't have an outfit so i don't have an outfit this is like

6:55Hannah Berner: five days before then literally the day before I'm leaving for Love Island I literally have a tailor at my apartment like finishing something for me I end up I end up going to bed that night with four dresses I'm like I have four perfect Love Island dresses okay how many do you need I'm one no no I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry they told me I needed they didn't tell me exactly how many I needed but I definitely needed two and so I was like oh okay I'm going to I'm gonna bring extra two because like production anything could happen you don't know I'm so stressed right now like this is my nightmare and so I'm like okay I'm gonna check a bag but I'm gonna put my dresses in my carry on like god forbid i'm trying to like figure out all minimize any possible problem that could

7:49Paige DeSorbo: come that could arise hot take i hate a packing video continue stress it's really continue

7:55Hannah Berner: so i go to bed that night i wake up the next morning i'm doing like final touches packing my bag getting ready to leave i get a call hey they've added something on now mind you it's Wednesday okay it's Wednesday New York City time I'm leaving for JFK my flight's at like six o 'clock to LA it's like 12 o 'clock in New York right now I'm like literally about to get into the car to go to the airport in like an hour I get a call in there like do you they're adding something on for you to host like I don't know exactly again we don't know exactly what's gonna happen once you get to Fiji like production will be in touch we'll figure everything out don't worry I'm like

8:39Paige DeSorbo: it sounds like you're getting kidnapped kidnapped by the way I'm like I have enough enough dresses

8:44Hannah Berner: I don't care about anything like I've done my part yes I'm good don't worry about it yeah I'm over prepared and they go um do you by any chance have an outfit that would be lumberjack themed and I'm like lumberjack themed that's when you should have fucking texted me it's literally I'm about to leave for the airport I'm like uh I I don't have any like I'm freaking out I'm like no I don't know now again it's Wednesday I'm leaving I will be landing in

9:18Paige DeSorbo: Fiji Friday can you Amazon to Fiji I don't know I'm supposed I'm supposed to film this lumberjack themed thing than like the following day yep you're breaking out into hives telling this story by the

9:33Hannah Berner: way so I I'm like Eureka I'm like wait a minute I have an outfit that's dark green and suede like that is the best I can do for lumberjack theme and I tell first I tell them I'm like I don't have an outfit like what what are we gonna do if I don't have an outfit and they're like don't worry like we'll get something and that's like no I'll cry yeah I can't leave that up to chance I'm going to be on Love Island you want my first outfit walking out I'm just leaving it up to like maybe we'll find something you'd rather not film I would have rather not gone yeah so I take a picture in the suede I send a picture they're like oh my god we love it it's perfect it's like it doesn't look anything like the Islanders but yet it gives the theme like please pack that I'm like amazing I pack my cutie little outfit I'm like whatever I have all my other outfits

10:24Paige DeSorbo: You're like the universe tried to bring adversity To my table and I said fuck you adversity

10:29Hannah Berner: And yet I persevere I'm like nothing but spilt milk We're not crying about it No big deal I get on the flight to LA I land in LA See that's crazy to me already The fact you have to land in LA How many landing did you do? Only two I left in New York at like 6 p.m. I land in L.A. It's like 9, but it's really like midnight hour time. I am in LAX. First of all, I flew American, which I never fly American. Not a single person helped me get to the next terminal. Like I didn't know where the Fiji takeoff things were.

11:09Paige DeSorbo: We're calling people out on the pod today.

11:10Hannah Berner: No, I literally asked about seven people that worked for American and they all gave me different answers and i actually at one point started laughing and i go

11:20Paige DeSorbo: okay i'm gonna cry for a minute wait why is the airport like so easy to cry in no it's like they'll be like we're out of pepperoni pizza and i go okay something they don't talk about is like you never

11:36Hannah Berner: see someone that works for the airline that isn't like busy getting some people on the plane that are like at the gates like there's no just like layman that's like if you have questions you can ask me so I'm like trying to go in and out of like the like um lounges and like ask people finally this like older gentleman helped me but anyway so I get on my flight to Fiji my 10-hour flight I literally pop a Xanax fall asleep beautiful I wake up I wake up there I get to my hotel all as well amazing they're like okay settle in and then they're like okay so you're filming the like gotwood challenge tomorrow you have your outfit like it's lumberjack theme we'll pick you up at this time awesome i go to the set i'm in hair and makeup i'm like wow it's a scorcher out there it's a real scorcher and i'm like but when i have a job i feel like an athlete like I'm like okay but like we're doing the job like yes we're here you will wear

12:39Paige DeSorbo: any heels anything you need if it's professional to get the job done if you have booked me for a job know that I'm arriving on time so I go up they're like walking me through the set and

12:53Hannah Berner: they're like and this is what you'll do and then the islanders and all of this and blah blah blah And so I'm not nervous, like panic attack nervous, but obviously like I'm about to host Love Island. Like I'm a little nervous, but I'm excited.

13:06Paige DeSorbo: Also, can I preface it by saying like you love Love Island. We watch Love Island. Like this, you manifested. Can we give some respect where respect is due? You manifested this. Like you're literally watching it on TV one second. The next day you're in Fiji about to look all the couples in the eye. No, it's a dream come true.

13:25Hannah Berner: a dream come true so like how are you handling that emotionally i'm not i'm do you process anything no so i pop a beta blocker in the morning because just

13:48Paige DeSorbo: wait i took a beta blocker today by the way you did good

13:53Hannah Berner: so i pop like a normal one beta blocker 10 milligram nothing freaking crazy i'm done with i'm done with hair and makeup and i go i go to someone and i'm like oh do you know what the other thing is that i have to film this week and they're like no this is it and i look at them and i go no no this isn't the outfit i go this isn't the outfit that i picked for like what I'm doing in the house and they're like yeah yeah this is what you're doing in the house like it's you're hosting the thing and I'm like so I'm like oh okay but in my head I'm spiraling because I'm like this isn't the outfit that I wanted to be on love island on and in my head I'm like I've already worn this before I'm gonna get fucking torn apart online they're gonna say Lizzie McGuire you're a fucking outfit repeater which they did literally were all over my Instagram being like I think she wore that before and now all of a sudden no one's sustainable whatever happened It's a sustainable fashion.

14:53Hannah Berner: I re-wear one outfit, and I'm immediately about to get stoned. Mind you, it was an expensive fucking outfit. Like, I should. Anyway, so I'm up there spiraling. A lot of fabric. A lot of fabric. So I'm up there spiraling, and I'm like, oh, my God, this is the outfit. Like, okay. I thought it was Lumberjack slash Love Island. I was like, how much better could I get? Yes. so now look like obviously i've filmed we've filmed things before we filmed reality tv we know how productions work we know how like set works whatever as someone that's like watching it on tv everything is so much faster obviously when you're watching it on tv like even filming a commercial you're like how do they film movies because this has taken years it could take six hours to do 30 seconds it's insane so it's a long filming day and we started pretty early and so and and mind you i i've just landed like i i'm not even i'm like not even a full 24 hours that like i'm there so like in no situation am i like acclimated no i'm fine like i'm not gonna say that i'm not gonna like be a diva like i'm doing the job you weren't like hey can i get seven hours of sleep right now yeah so I'm like I'm there I'm doing it I go out I do my entrance I'm like oh I'm not nervous at all like thank fucking god I'm like born for this I'm cool I'm good like don't need a beta blocker because I was like should I take two beta blockers and then I was like no there's gonna be a lot of sun like I don't want it to like be too much I'm just gonna take one after I do my entrance I'm like I'm not nervous at all I can host this is so easy the sun starts beating down on me pretty aggressively and I'd say we're about oh I don't know maybe like two hours into filming and I'm like just standing out there and I'm standing and I'm standing there and I'm in a full suede skirt now mind you obviously we're taking breaks we're taking water breaks they're coming over to me with like an umbrella they're shielding me from the sun they're having like ice packs all of this stuff and I'm I'm so I have a high pain tolerance I will also say that.

17:06Hannah Berner: So like if I'm uncomfortable, I'm really waiting until the very last second to tell you. Yes. Because I don't want to be a problem. I don't want to be bothersome. Also, let me just say you weren't just wearing a suede skirt. You were wearing a suede turtleneck skirt. Turtleneck. Which had a microphone pack in the back of my neck. Okay. I also had the most insane hair. I was wearing a hat.

17:29Paige DeSorbo: The hair extensions are so heavy on your head. It's basically like you're wearing a helmet.

17:35Hannah Berner: So I'm about an hour and a half, two hours into filming. And I'm like, you know what, guys? Real quick. Feeling a bit queasy. Let me take a minute to myself. I throw up. Everyone's like. Wait, where did you throw up? In the bathroom? No, yeah, I went into like the bathroom. I thought you were like, excuse me one second.

18:01Hannah Berner: And that's showbiz, baby. no like we take like a proper break and i'm like guys i'm just like feeling like not not myself whatever they're like are you okay and i'm like yeah like totally put me back in coach like i can do this i just had to get that out of my system it's something i do a little bug it was from the nothing to be alarmed like i'm good so at this point i had gotten through how many people had to go eight people had to go out of out of no eight people had to go total okay when i threw up I was halfway there. I had finished four people. And I'm like, I can do the next half. This is fine.

18:38Hannah Berner: This is all it was. I just had to throw up like I'm good. I get back out there. I get through two more people. And I'm swaying a little bit. You know, I'm like, you know, I'm not feeling totally normal. But again, I'm not stopping the show that so graciously has asked me to come on.

18:58Paige DeSorbo: You start looking around to be like looking at people to see if you're okay. like you're like is anyone else i start looking at the medic i'm like why don't you make eye

19:07Hannah Berner: contact with me and you tell me if i'm okay and if that's normal um what i'm doing and so then finally i have like a i have like an ear piecing so someone can hear me talking and i and i literally just go i'm gonna need another minute again i go into the cabin in in which they're like they're literally is the whole game I literally sit down pass out and and they're like okay we're gonna take your blood pressure we're gonna like we're gonna stop for a minute they bring me back into the room and I'm like guys I'm so sorry but like I just don't think I can finish it like we had two people left and I was I felt it took everything in me to also say that because again i'm like by myself so i have to like advocate for myself well you're like

19:56Paige DeSorbo: i don't want to just how we were in atlantic city and you're like i'm not dying in atlantic city tonight you didn't want to croak in fiji during wearing that outfit no so in my head i'm like

20:08Hannah Berner: not only am i not in the goddamn outfit

20:16Hannah Berner: you think i'm gonna go to a hospital in fiji have something happen to me and this is my final outfit like no you got me fucked up so i politely said like i think that like i i'm sorry but like i don't think i can keep going and if i do like i really will like pass out

20:35Paige DeSorbo: were you like can you guys use ai like you have enough i was like can you fix it in post they

20:40Hannah Berner: were like oh my god don't worry about it like you're so fine like don't we'll figure it out and then like they i couldn't wait to see how they edit it because i was like i've watched this before like they don't show every single person go like they're gonna make it look like i literally was there and the narrator is like page had to step away for a minute and i'm like oh my freaking

21:01Paige DeSorbo: god guys because it's reality tv yeah page texted me because i was just i didn't know what time it was and she just goes hey uh i fainted and threw up and had to stop during the whole thing so i'm freaking out just like are you okay yeah then I start thinking like is this part of the show like are they gonna be like Paige oh like are they gonna say it yeah oh my god no I knew they weren't gonna say someone's giving you the Heimlich here's the thing Hannah I do want to say one of my

21:31Hannah Berner: biggest takeaways oh is it so much better to be on the other side of reality tv well we're still

21:37Paige DeSorbo: in that mindset of like oh this is your drama lean into it I was so excited to like be the host of something and not be like on it it just felt yeah I just felt so much like pressure taken off kind

21:53Hannah Berner: of but here's the craziest part of this whole story so finally like at the very end when I'm like guys I actually don't know if I can keep going like I feel like I'm so dizzy like it's just way too much sun literally way too quick like I literally just got off the plane like a couple hours like seven hours ago and I'm walking out of the bathroom like I'm about to take my outfit off and I get a text from my mom are you okay now mind you it's 1 30 in the morning in New York it's like 4 30 in Fiji she's a Sicilian witch a literal I go I go wait what she goes I just got I was just awoken by something and I felt that I needed to text you and see if you were okay is everything okay and i go like actually i go funny you bring that up i go the most upsetting thing mom is that my gold dress actually isn't going to be worn okay

22:59Paige DeSorbo: kim this is what's on the docket tonight first of all fuck american airlines second of all

23:06Hannah Berner: if you want to start your day off now at 1 30 I've got a plethora of things oh my god you ever

23:12Paige DeSorbo: talk to your mom late at night and you're like I don't want to get her worked up I'm like I'll talk to you in the morning go to sleep mom I'm not gonna ruin your fucking day you had a good day go to sleep I'll ruin your day tomorrow whatever I'm dealing with no oh my god no

23:26Hannah Berner: sometimes when me and my mom get on the phone I literally feel like we're like hiding from like the rest of our family because she'll always be like oh my god let me tell you this quick before anyone comes home i'm like who's coming like the police you can go in a different room you know

23:41Paige DeSorbo: like we're always like secretively telling each other you're like mom you're in your own house

23:48Hannah Berner: you're not a nom but anyway so i'm literally staring at four gorgeous dresses i i actually don't know if i can say this but i am going to be on the after sun show which um i'm filming on Friday I love Maura Higgins Maura's not hosting it because she's at Traders so it's Sophie Monk from Australia so I will get to wear one of the dresses there but I think I'm just gonna make a TikTok of the dresses I actually picked out because because then after they were just like okay yeah we'll see you next Friday for like after sun and I was like yeah oh but I have other

24:22Paige DeSorbo: dresses to come in the house it is kind of crazy that now you're like i think you well okay i have a couple thoughts okay if you love these dresses so much do you save it for another event so they have their own moment they're just so love island they're just for love island okay got it just for

24:41Hannah Berner: love like they're they're for love island because you're about to go to italy for three weeks

24:47Paige DeSorbo: they're not it's how no they're not capri no they're not capri you should do it in the hotel

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31:03Hannah Berner: But another thing that I've noticed whilst being here, it's kind of nice to have a little bit of a vacation before I go on my family vacation.

31:11Paige DeSorbo: true also you know you need a pre-vacation for your vacation it's hard to just go right into it but yeah full family vacation that's a reality show because it's not like i get to sleep in on

31:24Hannah Berner: a family vacation because my dad will literally have my head that's illegal though he has an itinerary calm down gary yeah so like i have to be up at a like and he wants to do all the things and like do like i'll do all the yapping and all that so i have to be more alert on my family vacation like right now i'm kind of like you could do nothing i'm doing nothing the best is when

31:45Paige DeSorbo: you're in a beautiful place like when i was on tour i finally got to miami and des was like are you at the pool are you like walking around and i'm like i haven't left my hotel room once because i finally have a second and i know i'm in beautiful miami but i'm so no there was like

32:01Hannah Berner: 48 hours where i only talked to any the only person i talked to worked here like i hadn't

32:06Paige DeSorbo: seen anyone sometimes the first time i speak is when i get on stage that night i'm like work

32:15Hannah Berner: i'm like doing the same thing every single day but i don't really have anyone to talk to because i'm so ahead and you're like on a show but you're not yeah and i couldn't tell anyone i was here obviously oh yeah that was that's crazy we hate secrets we're so bad at secrets no i wanted to

32:32Paige DeSorbo: tell the gigglers so freaking bad i also got really confused about the time because i knew you'd filmed it and then i was like when is it gonna drop and i like really confused myself and i kept well my mom said the same thing she was like well we'll see this next year because she's

32:46Hannah Berner: so used to like summer house i'm like mom it comes out in two days because i'm like everyone's gonna say my outfit sucked and then i rewore it and she's like page you have a whole year don't worry about it i was like it comes out in two days it's actually better because if it was that you'd be

33:01Paige DeSorbo: worrying about it for two years um is there anything different about physically being there than what you thought it would be at love island well they let me go through the whole house because

33:13Hannah Berner: i was like they they they were like well like do you watch the show like and i was like guys i'm like og i've watched all of australia i've watched all of uk like i like i know them all and so they were like oh okay so you like appreciate this go being able to walk through where they get ready I was like all the girls are also so cute like this was another moment where I felt not like I'm saying like oh my god I felt so old because they were in their 20s it wasn't that kind of feeling it felt more like I felt like oh I'm like a woman you know like I'm like a real because i'm like in the event of an emergency here comes my anxiety again i'm more of an adult than these kids like they would look to me and be like what do we do you are technically adults which is yeah like i was looking at the guys and i was just like oh my god babies i don't even think any of you are hot because you're children yeah and like this is

34:23Paige DeSorbo: just like so funny i was searching for a doctor and i wanted to find a really good doctor and you know like you look at where they went to school and i saw this woman and it said she graduated in 2013 which is when i graduate 2014 which is when i graduated and i was like okay you just graduated you're not gonna be my doctor I go wait she's been a doctor for over a decade but you know I'm not doing a doctor that graduated at the same time as me yesterday

34:56Hannah Berner: no that's happened to me too where I've like someone's like applied for something and I'm like do we really think like she can do it or he can do it and then I'm like wait a minute I'm the same age and I can do my job like obviously they can do that but like see there's something about

35:10Paige DeSorbo: seeing it where you're like uh no also like when i have to put my birthday in now like i be scrolling like i'm like okay yeah we're in the 90s okay a third scroll seems like you guys added a decade here no one's born in the 2020s that's great which actually brings me to another point i

35:32Hannah Berner: kept getting tiktoks of did you see that vogue is doing like a summer camp yes everyone kept

35:39Paige DeSorbo: talking about the summer interns at vogue but then i couldn't find the original video

35:44Hannah Berner: okay because i don't i don't know if i've seen the original video but i've seen like so many of them the amount of people tearing these 14 year old girls apart was unfathomable we've lost the plot no we've truly lost the plot i literally people are angry put it towards important places girls these women were like i mean it doesn't cost a lot of money to be unique i'm like just say you're jealous that they're literally experiencing something that you think that you deserve to have experienced like they're kids they're not runway models doing a runway show at

36:23Paige DeSorbo: vogue they're going to work they they're what do you want them to do they literally just got out

36:28Hannah Berner: of their mom's womb like give them a goddamn break they're 14 years old this is the crazy

36:33Paige DeSorbo: thing about the internet is the algorithm makes things socially acceptable because like people see like oh if I talk about it I get views and next thing you know it's normalized to for a bunch of girls to be like shitting on 14 year olds oh totally I was speaking with my gen z um cousin shout out Andrea she told me about dating in New York right now and she's like it's really bad I'm like what do you mean and she was like this one guy matched with me and was persistent about us going on a date where we walk by the river this is new york city by the way i said absolutely

37:09Hannah Berner: fucking not do you have a taser giving it no it's giving he's throwing you in do you have a taser gun be by the river i don't think so no it's crazy so now i'm like all stressed about her i said

37:21Paige DeSorbo: don't talk to men don't talk to men stop it so i'm like yelling at her and then her and her friends were so fucking cute they come up to me at this party my cousin's graduation and they go hannah can we ask you something i said yes come to the almighty one the all wise one

37:43Paige DeSorbo: and i got they said um this one girl was hanging out with a guy at the end of school and then it's summer and he came and visited her from albany all the way to this to where she was and he didn't kiss her and they hung out all day i said he's nervous these men are nervous and i would rather him be nervous than like too aggressive i mean 100 so like i think because then i said have you guys kissed before and she was like no we just hung out in groups and i was like okay it's actually okay so maybe he is just shy the first kiss like i don't know when i was younger first kiss like you know when you don't give them a chance like you don't give them an opening and you kind of want them to figure it out are you having like ptsd no i'm like have i ever had a first kiss

38:33Hannah Berner: i'm like i can't literally remember what no first kisses stress me because i always was like

38:43Paige DeSorbo: doesn't matter how good the moment was then i'm like are my lips chapped oh my god my breath is probably horrible right now oh my god what's happening oh my god like i'd just be freaking out

38:52Hannah Berner: i don't know i don't feel like i get freaked out or like i don't get nervous because i feel like i go into those situations where like not my job like if we're gonna kiss or not and when the moment is not my job to think about it's none of your business it's literally none of my our first kiss is none of my business like i'm not planning it i'm not plotting it like you have to go in for

39:15Paige DeSorbo: the opening i'm not doing anything but you know when you like definitely like challenge him where it's like let's see if he can make this work because i'm not giving him any openings just

39:24Hannah Berner: grab my face i'm a big proponent of like just take what you want you also like being hit by bricks

39:30Paige DeSorbo: so whatever you're into we don't yuck anybody's yum we really don't also speaking of youngins lois shout out lois my gorgeous gorgeous niece she's been watching page and hannah try new things what did she think so genie puts it on for her every week so i was facetiming her and she comes up to the camera because she's like a teenager now she's three right and she's like i saw you on tv and i said oh was i funny and she goes no and i go okay was i happy she goes yes i go was i pretty she goes yes and i go and was i funny and she goes no she's not really into your humor interesting okay who was i with and she said princess page

40:23Hannah Berner: so that's how i'm getting the word out to the younger generations on what my name is

40:29Paige DeSorbo: lois princess page pp are you familiar with the la boobies

40:34Hannah Berner: what's going on i'm so happy i'm so happy you're bringing this up thank you bring it to the forefront what the fuck is going on i don't support it i'm also so happy oh hannah thank god because i was so nervous for a second bro okay well you've been you've been first of all you've been going to the theater okay that's all you have on me your own personality is different I can't even trust you. You've been going to musicals. You've been watching the Tonys. Not telling anyone. Okay? I'm scared.

41:07Paige DeSorbo: Someone said they thought La Boo Boo's meant girls are going around having lobotomies. I mean, just got my first La Boo Boo.

41:16Hannah Berner: Here's the thing. A La Boo Boo is like, first of all, it's a beanie baby. Like everything comes back in like a modernized way.

41:26Paige DeSorbo: It's a beanie baby if it was like my sleep paralysis demon. It's scary.

41:30Hannah Berner: This isn't the first time we've had like a thing like a. I don't know. People are like, we have to find it and like we have to get it and blah, blah, blah.

41:37Paige DeSorbo: Do you think Jane Birkin would like the boo boo's being on her bags?

41:43Hannah Berner: I like I'm not against them. Would I ever get one or put one on my bag or give a fucking up? Like, absolutely not. Like, but I think girls in high school and college like, oh, my God, pop. Yeah. Get whatever you want. Like, cute.

41:57Paige DeSorbo: I try to stop us, though. Like, I don't want us to ever be haters. and to not understand the younger community that I identify with.

42:05Hannah Berner: I think the boo-boos are younger than even Gen Z.

42:09Paige DeSorbo: We don't know how it started. Is there a funny story? What's the lore? Because I just saw these things appear everywhere, and I don't understand it.

42:18Hannah Berner: No, it started in Japan, and I'm pretty sure it is like a... Collectible? No, it's like a character.

42:26Paige DeSorbo: Oh, of like a TV show? because this is what i'm trying to do just because you don't don't understand it doesn't

42:33Hannah Berner: mean that you hate it no i don't hate it but i it's a toy yes i like i'm not it's a kid's toy no okay it was created in hong kong um by this artist and he had this series called monsters and so he made these like cute little things and then like the whole lore of it was like you didn't know what color you were getting because it was like in these blind boxes and it just got like so collectible and then like came over to the states okay yeah so it's like remember when fendi came out with those little like puff things and everyone was putting them on their bags like that was also a trend too but like a little bit different i wish i could love anything as much

43:15Paige DeSorbo: that these people love la boo-boos like i wish a la boo-boo could bring me that kind of joy anything yeah like i don't care about shit like that no um wait i also hung out with another um toddler this last weekend i'm like very family oriented right now okay i hung out with well des is older so his friends have kids so we go to see their friends they have kids and then i like connect with the kid because i wasn't born in the 80s so i'm hanging out with the kid this girl is so cute she's like showing me that the house they're in um we get to the kitchen and she looks at me i swear to god she goes get me a knife

43:59i said what she goes get me a knife and i said look i'm not i don't know what's going on but

44:08Paige DeSorbo: and i would let you do literally anything like i really want you to have fun listen kid this is my

44:13Hannah Berner: first day off in about two months so i'm gonna need you to keep that weird shit for you and your mom

44:21Paige DeSorbo: i am out i'm not equipped to handle this right now i was trying to have a play a little game i was following i take plan b for this exact situation get the fuck out of my face and i'm so afraid of saying no to toddlers so i literally i start fighting with her about why i can't get her a knife i was like no because i know i was lying she knows i was lying i was like we don't have knives she goes yes we do you stupid bitch i know we have lives they could be saying literally

44:52Hannah Berner: any you could be having any type of conversation with the toddler and they could turn it in one second and like if they start crying or yelling or their voice gets above an octave the mom's looking over and you're the only adult presence like clearly it's your fault and that pressure is like when that little girl was like i'm gonna put sparkles all over your freshly manicured nails i was like put them on my face yeah do whatever you want well that was the thing she

45:15Paige DeSorbo: was playing with these sharks she loved these sharks and she looks at me and she goes i want to put the sharks in the pool and i was like okay that seems like a weird idea because you love playing with the sharks but fine let's throw the totally chuckle who am i to say no to you so we go she throws it in the pool then she looks at me and she's like can i get my sharks back i was like you what the fuck you tricked me you tricked me and then she's like give me my sharks And I said, but why did you throw it to the bottom of the pole if you wanted it? And then she's like, can I have a knife? And I was like, I literally like, I'm so sorry.

45:47Paige DeSorbo: I have to go.

45:48Hannah Berner: So you're rethinking your stance on children.

45:50Paige DeSorbo: Well, it definitely worried me. And then the other time I hung out with a kid, they put their finger in like right towards the socket. And I was like, why are we playing with danger so much? Like, let's enjoy it.

46:01Hannah Berner: It set you back.

46:02Paige DeSorbo: It set me back a little bit because I realized I can't. I don't have a firm hand. I don't have a firm hand. interesting i'm like like dez is gonna be like bad cop and i'm good cop oh my god hannah wait

46:17Hannah Berner: we've actually never talked about this and it's so funny you're saying that because that's so yeah why would i even think that you'd be super strict but this is the thing i need to be strict

46:27Paige DeSorbo: because of all the parenting stuff i've learned is like kids want structure like kids actually

46:32Hannah Berner: want you to say you know my mother always says that it's true there's nothing better for a child

46:38Paige DeSorbo: than structure literally but i've been failing since day one because i'm a people pleaser it doesn't matter how old they are like when i would babysit the kids would be like please can we watch this and i'm like yeah like they're watching like crazy shit like i let them do everything

46:51Hannah Berner: but see that's how i feel with like i don't but they're not yours like i genuinely don't give a flying fuck true about any other person's child and i just wanted them to watching yeah what they're eating like just as long as they're not dead and like and my job was honestly to befriend

47:12Paige DeSorbo: them and then get totally them and tell the mom like if they're dating anyone and like what's why they're failing out of math like I would get all the tea but like the strictness was not my thing I do think though Paige you're right like if there's something I care about like them having good manners I will be like and is that what we say yeah she gives you something like no time we

47:32Hannah Berner: walked in somewhere if my mom didn't immediately like turn and be like and you say their first like you say mister and their last name I'd be like oh my god okay I was gonna but like yeah like you have to keep doing that or then kids are like rude and they have no manners a hundred percent

47:49Paige DeSorbo: I have actually a lot of notes clogs are popular this summer are they apparently clogs are in which is very henna coated and i just wanted to see if you were okay i haven't really seen any

48:03Hannah Berner: well your algorithm was like no i haven't seen anyone clogging around recently um like wooden i did buy a pair of these like jelly not ballet flats they're like jelly ankle sandals i really don't know why i did it because now like i look at them and i'm like they're ugly but I wanted I wanted to wear them in Italy so I truly am like can you tell us what your Italy

48:31Paige DeSorbo: vibe is gonna be fashion wise oh we don't know I freaking wish I knew don't even bring it up to me

48:37Hannah Berner: honestly no it's actually not good because I feel like I'm like okay I had a whole year to pick out my outfits and I'm literally gonna pack in six hours and I don't even know and then I'm like okay whatever if I don't have what I want I'll just shop and you're we're gonna do that regardless And we're going to do that regardless.

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52:58Paige DeSorbo: what you do if you need a good base tan go to Fiji throw up on set um faint in a producer's arms

53:06Hannah Berner: last thing about love island like obviously as i'm like walking down the hill and i'm like apologizing profusely i'm like i'm so sorry like i is did i ruin the show is everyone mad at me like are you guys gonna sue me or you're never gonna have me back like the season can't go on anymore so you finishing the challenge would actually have been like gross yeah that's actually not part of the job finishing the whole time the whole time i was like this is so giggly squad coded i can't wait to see what the fan theories i was like at first i was like no one's gonna even notice i'm gone and then when i saw all the comments like but where did she go

53:43Paige DeSorbo: wait but i saw it coming and the gigglers were just like page was like i'm good i did enough

53:48Hannah Berner: we're good here like what do we know the gigglers truly did get it you got the shot um it was like one of those things where you know you're like something happens to you or like you're insecure about something and you're like honestly no one's gonna notice and then you see your friend and it's like the first thing they say they're like yes are you gonna cover that pimple or something that's what it was i was like no they're gonna make it seem like i was still standing there no one's gonna see it and it's like where'd that girl go in the dumb elf

54:16Paige DeSorbo: i love how like so much crazy should happen on love island that episode and people were like but where is page sorbo and where was she for the last two people in the lumberjack challenge

54:25Hannah Berner: they're like oh wow i saw some mean comments they're like classic page she's so lazy i'm like okay guys i'm like get over it now like jesus christ people are ridiculous no people are sorry i needed a nap i was jet lagged like obviously

54:45Paige DeSorbo: she needs the money and like well in all all realistically i don't know what the word is in all realness in all honesty you know thank you you're welcome i'm happy you're okay

55:00Hannah Berner: thank you no i really was fine like shortly thereafter but like i i mean i was in a full suede maxi skirt if i had gone back out there it would have been like i would have been yelling

55:11Paige DeSorbo: timber like i would have been i would have fallen you were in a torture chamber of a suede outfit um did we learn anything from this probably not you're probably gonna do it again for fashion death by fashion um the craziest thing is like i didn't even think of the out like you were like

55:29Hannah Berner: that's not why not a thing i was like i can push through anything i was like not a thing i'm not even you think that an outfit and sweat is gonna make get in between me and hosting this love island challenge like you're fucking nuts and then once i started swaying i was like okay you know some things are bigger than me some things are stronger than me

55:54Paige DeSorbo: and my willpower like would it be iconic if I fainted on the violence set right now okay so

56:00Hannah Berner: there was a part of me that was like just go viral do it because you want no not even go viral but like I really I if there's one thing I would say about myself it's that I really do have a good work ethic so the thought of like telling all of these hundreds of people who are trying to make a TV show like oh actually I can't finish was giving me more anxiety than the thought of like what if I did pass out because it's so hot and truly the only thing that made me say like I can't keep going was my fucking mom in my head being like you you faint you hit your head just right and you're in a Fiji jail and I can't get to you and something happens and you're dead that's all the drill No, a Fiji hospital.

56:48Hannah Berner: Sorry. I didn't also commit a felony. That got crazy.

56:54Hannah Berner: Sorry.

56:54Paige DeSorbo: She also is in my head like, don't go to jail in another country. No, me too. You have a gun to your head like, if you don't finish this challenge, you're going to jail. You're going to Fiji jail.

57:05Hannah Berner: I don't want to go to Fiji jail. So really, it was my mom in the back of my head being like, do you want to pass out, hit your head, and be in a hospital by yourself? No. like just stop you don't also like let's be honest it's not that serious and i actually

57:19Paige DeSorbo: no it's literally not that serious i did a gig today for the formula one movie and the producer was so it's like we went live for two hours which is crazy and the producer was so chill like she looked at me the first thing she said was like first of all this isn't life or death we're gonna have fun today and i was like thank you well here's the thing we work in entertainment

57:45Hannah Berner: sometimes like i'll get emails or i'll get like frantic text messages or like just like comments or i'm like guys

57:56Paige DeSorbo: we're in entertainment this was at a much smaller scale but when i did the bachelor i did this thing where i got i had to choose between loafers and heels for my outfit and in that moment i felt i was like what would page de sorbo do and i was like we're wearing heels like we're on the bachelor we're wearing the fucking heels i swear to god 12 minutes in i was like this is a bad

58:20Hannah Berner: choice this is a bad choice wait so far this is so bad so the shoes that i was wearing under the outfit they were like these clear shoes but where you put the toe was like silver metallic okay the shoes started cooking no no i literally i like i move my foot and i'm like whoa like where i just put my toes you were so hot you're frying your foot no i was a rotisserie chicken in there like i'm not kidding my vagina literally like it killed any bacteria or multiplied it i'm not sure because it was roasting down there. And then all of a sudden, I'm like, oh, my God, I'm microwaving my fucking toes.

59:06Hannah Berner: And so I had to try and put my skirt over my toes to block the sun. But, again, I'm in full cow high. I was an animal out there. I was literally in cow high. It's a literal wild buffalo out in Fiji. The contestants are getting sprayed with water every three seconds. They're fucking fine. I'm like guys I'm I'm at a loss of breath I can't see well like I'm seeing spots and they're like ask him if he's hard I'm like guys I can't right now I literally can't right now I can't do this you go before I black out is your heart

59:47Paige DeSorbo: before I can't breathe before I protect out vomit was your heart no and every time I'm like

59:55Hannah Berner: at a job or something i'm just like so appreciative of like everyone efficient and on time like i love when things run smoothly like i'm a team player and this time i was not being a team player i was

1:00:06Paige DeSorbo: like guys i gotta go it's not that you weren't a team player though i feel like there's so many moving pieces to a production that every now and then you're like oh no one thought about this and like you need to speak up to be like by the way because they're all worried about other things

1:00:19Hannah Berner: yeah oh my god yeah it's such a big show it's such a big production there's like so many moving parts i was just like such a small thing on the scale of like their whole season you

1:00:30Paige DeSorbo: have to also remember they're they do it every day like i can't the production's insane they're

1:00:35Hannah Berner: editing bays i mean that is i give them so they're cranking out an episode every single day it's

1:00:42Paige DeSorbo: crazy i do think that from what i know about reality tv they definitely edit based on the like reactions of what's going on of america yeah totally it's an entertainment show again

1:00:55Hannah Berner: at the end of the day we're doing entertainment it's fun we're entertaining um yeah so like the bachelor one i ended up just like taking my shoes off and i was like edit it out edit the

1:01:07Paige DeSorbo: edit the feed out no fix in post i did fit modeling when i was like early 20s which is you get chosen for like designers to use a human mannequin yeah but but it's like hard to get picked because you have to like perfect ratio sizing of like whatever i finally got my first job with like just like tahari or i don't know it was like a good game they pay you hourly like

1:01:32Hannah Berner: pretty well no fit models make a good amount i it was like a big deal and i get there and they put

1:01:39Paige DeSorbo: me in these shoes and like I never wear heels and I swear to God 30 minutes in I thought I was gonna faint and I'm all I'm doing is standing there and they were like are you okay and you were and I just was like I'm gonna lose this job if I can't fucking stand for 30 minutes you're also stressed so it like makes everything worse question have you fainted before like

1:02:02Hannah Berner: when's the last time you've like truly passed out so some people are fainters yeah like some

1:02:09Paige DeSorbo: people are more prone to it i think you are and you're prone to puking i haven't fainted since i was like really sick once like in high school and i like was dizzy when i got out of bed and

1:02:19Hannah Berner: fainted for like a second well i puke when i'm wake up no i puke when i'm wildly uncomfortable yes like yes like that's why like there's so many ex-boyfriends where there's so many different stories or situations where i'm like and i threw up the whole time you know what i mean And I'm like, and that was crazy. And it's because I'm so wildly uncomfortable.

1:02:44Paige DeSorbo: Your body's literally rejecting the moment.

1:02:46Hannah Berner: Yes. Like my, yes, my body is literally like, I can't do this. So like I was so dehydrated, but even drinking water, my body was like, no, we don't even want this. We have to go like, yeah, this is, it's too much. But when I'm going to pass out, my tell is, which I don't know if anyone else feels this, my whole it almost feels like my sinuses lock up like my nose locks up and my head all of a sudden will get really tight and I know that I probably have like 30 30 to 45 seconds where like if I don't sit down or like get to somewhere where like I'm gonna be or like start drinking water or chill like I'm gonna be out so I'm standing up there for Love Island and all of a sudden I like blink and my head just gets so tight and i'm like and then in my microphone i'm like i'm going down i'm literally i'm going down and you guys can come down with me

1:03:52Hannah Berner: i'm using the mic like a walkie-talkie i'm like we got what we need they're like no we didn't page you still have more lines i'm like we're gonna wrap this up right thank you craft services

1:04:04Paige DeSorbo: they're like no no we're not done that's a wrap on production thank you so much for the day you guys have been amazing everyone hands together for the cast and the crew you go this season's a wrap i think we got to the point we all want to fuck each other let's go thank you for the villa okay got to go no truly here's the other thing that's crazy

1:04:26Hannah Berner: being like such a love island fan i'm at a hotel and obviously like they have to keep the love the

1:04:32Paige DeSorbo: islanders somewhere yeah like before they're going in or if they're like a bombshell or they're

1:04:38Hannah Berner: casa more so like the hotel i'm at like i would say the demographic is like either like a young family or it's like retired people so like every once in a while i'll just see like a rogue really fucking hot girl walking through a sea of like 85 year olds and i'm like that's a bombshell

1:05:02Paige DeSorbo: them trying to have conversation with each other in the elevator that's what i want to watch but i do think your body does tell you things and i think i think a lot of women are very intuitive where like you know your body um absolutely however i've been joking with des because the other day i like in the middle of the day was like i want chocolate yeah and i never well i

1:05:27Hannah Berner: never i never want to say you never want like sweets like that oh my god so des are you pregnant

1:05:35Paige DeSorbo: and he was like are you pregnant and we kind of joked like oh maybe and then that night i was like i want a hot dog and he was like you never you never eat hot dogs and i was like i know it's crazy and i get the hot dog like wouldn't it be crazy if i put pickles on it then i'm calling the police and then the next day i was like i need like the biggest omelet in the world and then we realized i'm just

1:06:03Hannah Berner: you're just addicted to food i just love food yeah you just love it well because then he was like do you think you're pregnant and i was like i don't you're you're very much the type of person that you're like the only thing that could make this exact moment better is if we were all stuffing

1:06:20Paige DeSorbo: our faces like i'm like whoa you know when people are like girls never know what they want to eat i fucking know no i wake up and i'm like if i don't have fucking chinese broccoli with chicken and

1:06:31Hannah Berner: so like this would be a great function if we were all satisfied yes i'm like if we don't get thai right now the vibes are gonna die so he literally then we start joking because he's like or do you

1:06:44Paige DeSorbo: just like need to eat all these things i'm like yes and then he was like look up the symptoms and i'm like okay if you get like kind of tired and i'm like i'm actually really tired and then i was like and i mean i'd probably be a little bloated you've been pregnant for 12 years i think you'd be bloated i go does i'm bloated and i'm tired and i'm hungry and i'm hungry and he was like

1:07:07Hannah Berner: you were tell me you got your period like today so i did a pregnancy test i'm not pregnant you know i was gonna say i just love tuna fish i don't want you to get pregnant yet because well we have a pact we have a pact yeah i obviously want you to wait like till i'm ready for our first one yeah but if you were to get pregnant like i want you to know i wouldn't be mad i'd actually be excited thank you well you did get excited just now you got excited because i wanted yeah chocolate like if you got pregnant right now i wouldn't be mad because i feel like then that would mean like your second one then we'd really we'd be on track like i'd have my first when you were having your second so i wouldn't be mad but also like i do want you to

1:07:52Paige DeSorbo: wait for me no 100 that's why like when i was having these cravings but it turns out it's just being a girl yeah i'm just like you're just being alive someone said that diet coke online someone said diet coke is like a fridge cigarette and that really made me laugh you but you love a coke you

1:08:13Hannah Berner: want a rock you just want coke I love you know what it is I love cracking open a soda yeah you know like I actually stopped drinking I used to drink so many like carbonated water and LaCroix I stopped drinking all of that because I really felt like it was like fucking up my stomach so the only carbonation I drink is like when I am indulging in a soda but there's just if I'm gonna do it I'm gonna just do the whole thing yeah do you know what I mean yes if I'm gonna have a coke I'm just gonna fucking have the full one you're fucking crazy sometimes

1:08:53Paige DeSorbo: she's so nutty we're gonna wrap up production thank you so much put your hands together for the producers put your hands together for the people in the villa

1:09:04Hannah Berner: no the whole time i'm just like this is so giggly squad and page coded where i was just like yeah actually i don't want to do it anymore i was like if you called me and you were like hey everything went really smooth i'd be like are you okay boring i was just like i need to sit down like at one point i was like oh my god can a girl get an umbrella like can we get some shade at what

1:09:24Paige DeSorbo: point were you like this is gonna be so funny to talk about on giggly squad um after i threw up

1:09:29Hannah Berner: I was like and this is a giggly squad full story every now and then something will happen to me

1:09:35Paige DeSorbo: and I should be upset and then I go to my phone to the notes and I'm like can't wait to write this I'm like this is great um you guys thank you for giggling with us um thank you for supporting page in love island um through the ups and downs and we love you so much bye bye

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