Giggling about widows, cruises, and cheating

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1:33Hannah Berner: Sup gigglers. Harriet, fix the wi-fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

1:42Hannah Berner: I mean the day just got away from me. what up my sea glass gigglers it's the summer still even though i feel like it's almost over stay hopeful stay stay wise love wins i don't know why but in my head like i whenever we're starting the pod i try to telepathically think what you're gonna say in my head immediately went to grass-fed grass-fed gigglers see you know what you should have stepped in on that one because sea glass doesn't even start with a g it doesn't but you supported me the second word does the second word does and you know what life is about perspective um this is my favorite kind of podcast because look there's different energies every time we enter the pod this one page goes press record i have things to say and i said i said yes ma 'am yes ma 'am first i just like when i'm by myself and which is 90 of the time like things will happen in my day-to-day and i'm like wow the gigglers would really get this or like wow I'd love to call Hannah in this one moment today I did something so diabolical by myself that I literally giggled the whole way home so I woke up this morning did my little hot girl walk went to acupuncture like just like living my life and I am someone that is allergic to dairy and you know what we do we persevere we ignore it it's not for us it's for a different day so when I have my coffee in the morning I'm immediately bloated after that's just part of that's the tax of life there's few things you can count on and that's one of them why do I feel like if I say skim or if I say oat it's like I'm a loser I lost like I can't your body can't handle it strong enough that's how I feel I'm like grow up and drink the two percent like what yeah so I'm get done with acupuncture I'm walking back to my apartment I also have to pee but I'm also just bloated and so in my head I'm like everyone on the street is like look at this bloated disgusting girl with holes in her face she needs to get her gut checked like something's going on so I'm feeling really insecure in this like two minute walk that I have home so you know what I do I'm on the phone I'm on the phone at the same time with my friend Stephanie and we're chatting and I just put my hand on my stomach like this is a pregnant lady's stomach and I go you know what now the reaction on the street is look at this soon-to-be mother prioritizing her health and i'm also in a workout outfit prioritizing her health and doing prenatal yoga doing prenatal yoga thinking of the baby's health and her own this is so weird because in my new stand-up hour i have a full bit about this i don't want to give it away but like we're on the exact same page you're an adorable fertile angel instead of someone my first trimester okay wait first trimester girls snaps for you because people don't know like people easily think like she's let herself go but instead you're actually the most nauseous horrible like you're not even getting the respect of a pregnant person no people aren't giving you their seat yet i know and then if you do people are like and apparently it's the most it's the most nausea sometimes that's gonna be me besides the whole milk that just throws a wretch into everything you do how's your self-care summer going hannah i had a moment yesterday where i was like hold the phone is anyone gonna let me know that sundays in the summer are quite possibly the best day on the planet every sunday in the summer is the best Sunday ever.

5:46You're literally, you're an alien that just got put back on earth and realized what a summer weekend is.

5:52Hannah Berner: I actually feel like someone who's been in jail. Yeah. And then I have to, and they let me out and I did my time. You have to acclimate back into society. And I'm acclimating back into society where I'm almost like, oh my God, no, should I go back because I don't know how to acclimate. And then finally I'm just like, wait a minute. I mean, yesterday all I did was organize my reorganize like my closet and put things in different sections and like I'm over color coding things like that's my new thing I'm obsessed with you and let me tell you this I'm so girly and like I love grooming like I've loved you would just like brush your hair all day with a spark like ariel with a spoon yeah i've loved it ever since like high school when i like realized that like women are we're grooming we're always doing things and you know and you know that daphne is grooming next to you like you're both just grooming each other we're both just grooming and so like i'm on such a good two to three week schedule with all my appointments I haven't missed one all summer.

7:01Hannah Berner: I mean, I'm doing my lymphatic. I'm doing NAD drips. I'm getting my facials. I'm going to the acupuncture. I mean, I'm getting my nails done. I'm living the best summer life that I've ever lived. I've basically been touring since COVID opened up. And I was like, doctor's orders not to tour this summer. And at first I was like, great. But I do have to say the first couple of weeks I was not okay. Like I was tweaking like, you know, when you always feel like you forgot something. Yes. Like I was like, did I not? Did I like I was just on alert and I finally have hit my suburban girl summer. Yeah.

7:44Where I don't even know what time it is and I don't care.

7:47Hannah Berner: It's also probably a little harder for you to relax because you grew up an athlete where I just grew up with like an insane mom. So anytime I'm still, I'm like, well, I could be doing more. I could be doing it better. I could be doing more things when really it's like maybe take a minute. Well, I'm back in therapy because when things quiet down for me, it gets loud. It gets loud up here. It gets noisy. And what I like to do is tell the gigglers what my therapist is saying because let's be honest. My therapist is our therapist. Remember that time she was like, how about we sing it out? that was a particularly dark time that she'd run out of strategies no she had me she had me dance off beat no that was that was hard for all of us this isn't this is a new one my therapist curses which i kind of fucking love i love that i love it like yeah be real she's also she's over my bullshit we're three sessions in she's like i love it um our latest thing is i win or i learn oh i love it and it takes me into our first documentary recommendation of the week why do i turn into a ted talk like sometimes you turn into like old school radio where you're doing like these little anecdotes in between the top 10 hits you know i'm also like cosmopolitan magazine and this is how to feel self-esteem again like and that rolls us into yet again the number one spot and here's our weekly quote of the day i miss casey casem remember that do you remember that when we were little it was like the radio it was like the top 20 hits on like saturday morning or something i was just like z100 and then it's like do you want to win this ticket and then listening to the fan and some guy cursing out someone about the yankees but i went through a phase with my like eighth grade friends that like we would call radio stations and prank phone call them and my one girlfriend's name would always be paprika we went through like a really weird phase with that but like that's a good cat name we went through a big prank phone call phase you love prank phone calling i loved prank phone calls in high school i could see you doing a tv show about that now like didn't they have like tv shows about prank i just think pranking is so funny it's an art yes it's a literal art and like as long as it's not hurting anyone it's fun yeah and but that's all so subjective you're like you're fine and they're like well no you're fine i'm in therapy again you're literally i go you win or you learn okay you win or you learn but i there's a billy joel documentary and this man um trigger warning do you know he tried to kill himself like twice i didn't know early on and it did there is in the midst of fame or like before basically he was a genius and is a genius like when he was six he was just like playing made up fancy things like i don't i don't know any anything about piano but like they always say some like crazy russian person's name like chichovsky or something that's what he was playing chichovsky um shkvitakov he was doing that above our pay grade chopin yeah yes yes poupon and then he basically

11:31also we said it seriously people would believe us they'd be like oh shit he was good yeah so he his dad like didn't respect him though and was mean and his dad left so whatever like fuck the dad um the mom is bipolar alcoholic but like an icon we love her supports him he's in a band with a guy okay long story short he ends up living with the guy and the guy's wife okay billy joel's best friend and his wife he ends up this is literally like a sitcom he goes i'm in love with your wife no he falls in love with the best friend's wife now it's funny because I feel like if if it was two girls and a guy if the girl did it people would be like you're a fucking monster but instead it was like romantic people were like oh he fell in love with her the wife well of course so like and obviously the friend was not happy and the wife just like kind of ran away from all of it and then he started to write like some of his deeper music wait she left her husband too yeah she left everyone she was like fuck this and he's heartbroken and that's when he wanted to kill himself and then he gets back together with her elizabeth oh yeah okay and she becomes his manager but billy joel's career in the beginning like nothing was working nothing was working like by the time he put out the stranger which is his album that was like the best-selling album ever he already had like four kind of floppy albums of people who didn't get him um and that's where i fell asleep last night but i just have to say the tea is teeing but his whole thing is just like he just failed his way to the top but i love it so it did he ever marry that lady they got married but they got married right before he like blew up and i went to sleep last night right when they were like he was becoming a star and that's when we knew we lost

13:24Hannah Berner: him okay and so like the friend he was just like sorry the friend punched him in the face apparently which again such a guy move yeah um say something like that'll haunt him forever don't punch him in the face like be creative about it but that now they're friends again which is so dude so dude did he say your wife and he's like billy's a fun guy billy's fun i feel like if you moved in with me and my husband the only thing that would happen is i would end up divorced like we would realize that he sucks and like we'd get him out like there's we would just start turning on him yeah because we're bored like great now we can like bully someone together i'm just there to like end every fight i'd be like i see pages point yeah you just like reinforce everything but um oh my gosh the billy joel documentary is great a lot of drama also horrible week for cruises horrible week for cruises i'd go out and say that every week is a horrible week for cruises i mean you gotta be a certain type of deranged you really do have you never been on a cruise no and i never would because here's the thing and i know that a lot of people are probably going to be like that's so like elitist to say and like it because cruises are you get a bang for your buck so i get like why people like albany go on cruises like it's 100 it's not like out of your realm okay like i'm saying you could have fell into it with the wrong a quick wrong decision yeah you hang out with the wrong crowd you almost get sucked into it there are multiple times where i've almost been sucked into certain cruises and i'm like they throw a couple Caribbean islands out there and you're like, what's that?

15:12Unlimited food? I've been on two cruises. I went on a cruise with a boyfriend once.

15:17Hannah Berner: The thing with cruises for me is you're trapped. You're trapped. That's the only part that I cannot wrap my head around because not only are you trapped on this vessel, but everywhere you go, it's all the same people no one learned from the titanic no one learned i don't want to have dinner with the same group of people that like there's so many opportunity for plotting i told this story before but the first cruise i went on like the first night we saw like the hottest guy i was like 17 he must have been like 18 so hot in the crowd at one of these stupid shows and my mom and i were like well now we have to find him couldn't find him all week but like obsessed with it like woke up that was my journey on the voyage found him like a couple of nights before the last night he's so weird and then starts to stalk me for the rest of the trip and i'm running from him no it's like it's not and if that's not a metaphor no i can't ever go on a cruise a poop cruise documentary which i love disturbing documentaries i couldn't even click on it what does that mean i think something happened with the plumbing and like there was just poop coming out of everywhere that's see like that now like that's even below my sense of humor i'm going overboard you know like let me die with at least some clean water the closest i'm getting to a cruise is a huge yacht okay that's the closest we like it docked and yeah and even still like i'm not going on for a whole like i gotta go i gotta be able to get out at any moment irish exit no you can't and that's my biggest gripe with it unless you yeah no you can't unless you a little snorkel with you but like that's too much admin unless you get into a smaller boat to bring you to land but it's like it's so much i was some wait i was some where was i and someone used the word admin and i looked at her like oh are you a giggler and then i remembered that admin is a real word that people you started winking at her she was like is your eye okay i she was like i'm sorry i'm just like i'm doing so much admin right now and i was like haha like and she just like looked at me and i was like sorry yeah no absolutely you're like just a couple girls being silly and she's like i have i'm like a woman in stem she's like i'm a receptionist i'm like right um the second cruise documentary i highly recommend you watch it's called where is amy bradley yeah i keep seeing this everywhere it's fucking good she's in sex trafficking is where she is people are unsure basically she disappeared and the truth is when you're on a cruise this is why you shouldn't really never go on a cruise is when you're in like international waters there's no one in charge there's no police like there's no it's lawless so like when she went missing the cruise people were like we don't care we have 2 000 people on this boat that want to get off in curacao um we're letting them off and now it's a conspiracy theory of like people have said they've seen her on various islands and then some people are like i think she just jumped off the boat but she has this tattoo and there's always random people being like i saw a girl that looked like amy he in barbados and it's it's whoo it's really it's dark i don't know what happened to her but i know a man was involved a thousand percent she was and you know what the worst part about it is she's a lesbian and so she did yeah and she didn't want anything to do with these men and these men she literally already swore them off these men men came into her life so anyway i'm not sure but keep an eye out for amy bradley if you're in the caribbean how many years ago was this a long time like 20 yeah but like the parents are still doing everything they can to find her and there's there were photos that were leaked online of like from a prostitution ring and it was a woman that looked just like her no the men have to be stopped they're so annoying can't they just like chill out for a second like literally calm down for a minute no i know also like you're in the caribbean take a nap okay you know we never like talked about which i feel like we have to talk about now because i this element to it is just so fun we never talked about the couple at the cold play concert oh my god we never did and just like how much i mean national attention and how they just deep dived into all these people all these people's lives two things i want to mention one did you see the wife of the guy her like put out a statement what did she say she basically put out a statement of like I'm not putting out a statement in as like a distressed woman or like whatever I'm putting this statement out of like basically of my truth and like standing on business like it's not clocking to people you know like she was basically like yeah he fucked up and but don't worry about me essentially like I will like leave me out of this please and then the company that he worked for which I'm pretty sure like he started yeah um hired Gwyneth Paltrow to do like about like an about me like about the company and I just this is why I stay stanning Gwyneth Paltrow I mean if it was the company trolling him essentially well they're basically whoever runs the social media or pr at this company is phenomenal yeah they're basically just capitalizing on like everybody now searching what their company even is so it's gwyneth paltrow being like you might be wondering what astronomer is and it's just her saying what the company is see i saw her i saw her say astronomer and i was that is a company for astrologies astrology yeah i is one it's like for astronauts it's how they build their stuff no but like it's like tell me what's gonna happen if my moon's in venus i think it actually is like something ai but whatever but we don't know we don't know that it's like we don't care he supposedly is suing yes old play which for him to be suing cold play and then for Gwyneth to just be cashing a check off of like her ex-husband's back I something feels right I still live by her in that court room saying I wish you well that's your favorite quote of all time it's my favorite quote it's my favorite quote there's something that irks me when a man makes money off women but even Gwyneth Paltrow making money off this that's how it should be and I love it like that's how we beat the patriarchy but the guy suing is it's giving gaslighting i'm like if you didn't want that to happen maybe you that's like when a guy cheats on you and then gets mad that you told your friend it's like then don't do it then don't do it if you don't want people to react don't do it rich people are so used to getting everything they want and he got cocky he got cocky going to a it's not even going to a public place you went to an arena that is meant to be filled i mean do you ever ever going to concerts you see the most random people you've ever seen in your life you're like that was my best friend from third grade the goal of a concert is to get on the jumbotron i mean i've only been trying for years we're trying for years don't act like you didn't know there's a jumbotron that's everyone's the only reason you do it is that one day they put the camera on you for three seconds also you're you're hugging her from behind it you didn't have to do that you could have been standing next to her and nothing would have happened and being an adult it was just so the best part was the friend who's like beet red yeah next to them and someone was like we need to do a hulu like deep dive documentary on the friend and what's going on i actually felt bad for that girl because i feel like people were really hating on her like oh she obviously knows she's like laughing like this is funny to her like as someone who also laughs when they get nervous like she was probably so stressed out in that moment and couldn't do anything but smile no a hundred percent what did you want her to start crying also she's no responsibility leave that girl alone she's innocent these people are adults like they're making their own decisions but that's some karmic that's some karmic shit and that that was the universe um if you wonder what are the chances it was a small chance and it happened the fact that everyone in america knew about it is so i mean i i i don't i don't know how they move on well we're in this very strange time in the world where when something goes viral like it's a great thing and that people can go viral your career can blow up in a day but also people's lives can be ruined in a day and it's kind of terrifying it's a very it's beyond terrifying and here's the other thing there's kids involved in this and the only people that are really suffering right now are all of those kids because think about just like i couldn't imagine going to school this september after your dad just went viral for cheating on your mom like they are the only people that i'm like even thinking about but now i like need to know what happens with the saga like are they still together yeah like are they leaning in are they all getting divorced are they starting a new company about um how to not be caught cheating like i don't know i want to see the journey um but i do worry about people's mental health with all these things like even the wife who did not ask for this kind of attention to be exposed here's the other thing like they could have been separated from their partners and like people could have not I mean they weren't but people could have not known that and still like dove right into these people's lives I just like I feel bad for the wife obviously and I feel bad for all the kids of each family I also it's funny that if they didn't act so fucking weird and obvious no one would have known like if they just held the hug yeah if they just stood on business nothing would have been posted if you just said it with your chest no one would have cared also it's so interesting because i feel like obviously like 90 of like cheating happens at work because you're like with that person all the time which is like terrifying because like every time your spouse like goes to work like they could potentially be cheating it's terrifying because we have no one to cheat with because we work alone you're like wait a second i literally was like how great for our husbands that we're just getting yelled at by grace we're just being called millennials by grace and that's my work day we have our cats literally all i was thinking about i was like oh my future husband's gonna like love it's just me and hannah unless i do go lesbian no but no but let's be honest your husband will be jealous of us but like that's again none of my business none of my business and i and i want him to be you know he should you guys know i'm somehow always spilling something on myself the other day i dumped an entire caramel latte down the front of my favorite sweater literally as i was walking out the door i was like cool i guess i can never wear this again but i threw it in the wash with tide evo and i was genuinely shocked that 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28:15Hannah Berner: It's fine. That kind of vulnerability is literally how you grow and actually figure out who you are. And that's what you're doing right now. Flew Delta Airlines all the way to Capri. The vibe on the Delta flights to go to Europe are so chic, elevated. It just makes you feel like a little princess. And I got my Delta headphones and I'm watching my movies. I also think it's so important to travel and Delta takes care of you during the travel so that you can grow and learn about new cultures and just experience new things. We can't just stay in our bedroom all the time even though it's comfortable.

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30:59Hannah Berner: I want to be like wow your connection with Hannah is like so good wait we have so many things to announce wait let's let's do some admin first yeah wait why do I not know what we're announcing I'm scared first let me announce that um okay so on Thursday the 31st Daphne is restocking their order in shirt which is basically like the button-up shirt that can go over everything and then a full summer restock will be august 26th okay so the order insure it's available july 31st and the full summer restock is august 26th admin and then our next announcement is hannah and i are going to be on the jimmy fallon show not one bite one night but two nights and what are we doing we are filling in for the announcer who is on vacation And they said, hmm, who can we get to fill in this role that's loud and doesn't stop talking?

31:56Hannah Berner: Let's call Hannah and Paige. So we will be announcing the Jimmy Fallon show on Tuesday and Wednesday of this week. So I think that means we're like, hello, my gorgeous gigglets. Yeah, literally, they're like, you know what? They've announced things before. They go, you know, Hannah's so good with the intros. What are the fans called of Jimmy Fallon? Like, something, a word with an F? The Jimmians. yeah something we'll figure something out i'm sure there will be a script but yes hopefully there is a script but let's be honest it's for the fits we're gonna some fits maybe we'll make some tiktoks but it's for the fits but jimmy fallon you know late night is you know going through a difficult time so they they called the big guns which is the giggly squad and then for our final announcement what is it i will be going to hannah's house this weekend for two nights we will just be enjoying a leisure hamptons weekend this weekend hannah has so much planned but she also said we don't have to do any of it yeah like i'm gonna plan everything so we could cancel it so we get even higher high when we're laying down i feel i don't know it's like so exciting i feel like i'm a kid and my mom finally said my best friend can come over for a sleepover and I want it to go perfectly but I also like don't want her to feel any pressure and Des is nervous Des is like being a resort manager and like running around talking about the grass he's like this grass is dry why is this grass dry I'm like okay just calm down my mom called me she's like can you make sure it's clean for Paige I'm like yes everyone calm down no it feels like our mom's like work schedules aligned and they were like okay this weekend is the weekend for you guys um i'm so excited i actually thought about like making a pasta salad and like bringing a pasta salad with me there's just so many things we can go full suburban mom like we can wake up go to pilates come back like complain about something go tan jump in the pool complain about more stuff i'm gonna absolutely like have a cocktail oh yes i'm gonna have a cocktail at like a very random hour and no one's gonna know like you're not giving you tell me you're drinking it yeah i'm just gonna like crack open a cocktail i think that we'll probably like play some tennis a hundred percent and we may play golf it's possible the problem with golf is it's so time consuming and i don't like being trapped it's giving like the it's giving a cruise of sports like you can't just leave the golf course i do want to swim from one end of the pool to the other and I do want you to time me.

34:42Yes, and we can do mermaids. We can do, what's it called, handstands. We can see how long we can go underwater for. I do have extra goggles if you need. Oh, perfect. And we're going to be reapplying our SPF. And I'm bringing Kitty. And you're bringing Kitty.

35:00Hannah Berner: It's a cat sanctuary. Has she been to the Hamptons? She hasn't. Wait, we're going to do Summer House Daphne Butter Edition and see how many fights they get into. I kind of love that just like throwing them in a room together and being like what do you think I feel like butter will get arrested yeah no I'm so excited I'm so excited I'm so happy um also I have an update this is like very intrusive about my life but I feel like okay there with the gigglers my birthday's coming up yes I'm turning 29 and I I, Des and I, like, you start kind of running out of gifts. Like, we're year five. And, like, you know, you've kind of shown all the tricks, all the obvious ones you've gotten.

35:49And I feel like last birthdays we didn't do that well. Like, I've definitely fucked up a couple presents and he has also. But he surprisingly looks at me and he goes, by the way, I got you a really good present this year. And I was like, oh, interesting.

36:03Hannah Berner: Yeah, and I feel like this isn't even, like, a big, like next year I feel like is a big one for you yeah I just thought it was interesting that he like because off the top of my head I'm like is there something obvious that I've been wanting but then I was on the phone with my mom and my mom I love to throw I normally don't know what I want at all and I was talking to my mom and she's like what's something that you might want and I go you know and does it sitting next to me and I go you know I would love a painting set like I like imagine me in the Hamptons with like the sun coming in a little coffee a little cat on my lap and I'm painting free painting free balling whatever comes to my heart you're Rachel McAdams in the notebook a hundred percent and might I put it on Etsy might I not I don't know but I'm just painting and feeling myself and Des goes whoa whoa whoa that's what I got you and I go gave it away wait what and he goes you know a giggler messaged me and told me that she thinks you'd love a painting set so full circle moment the gigglers told des what i want before i even knew i wanted it no not the gigglers literally better my marriage the gigglers better be ready for when i get engaged so that like the man knows what rang i mean no but like des reads his dms from the gigglers and like he stays posted on my life so the gigglers will give him little piece of advice when he's not with his other family they're like by the way when you come back to hannah they're so thoughtful no the gigglers know me more than anything and i feel i didn't even think in the five years that you've been married i haven't thought once to text des and be like hey you should probably get her that like hasn't even crossed my damn mind no it's like so adorable and i think it's because we did hannah page try new things and they saw this like you know deep love of painting that I'd been suppressing for so long and they said I'm gonna message her husband and he was receptive I miss Hannah and Paige try new things everyone does no I miss it so freaking much actually I was in an uber the other day and I was just like thinking of random things that would be so funny if we tried this is the thing if you say like Hannah and Paige can you try this we'll be like no but if they're like can you do it for content for the gigglers we're like cancel all my plans we're going like it actually is a cool way to force us to do things i want to try like um glass you know when you like create glass art i think we should start like a shared note of like really intense things that we like bucket list item things that we legitimately should try but i'm not jumping off a plane no well we're not like there's no near death yeah unless we're having a bad week unless we need views like unless it's getting really grim out here we go okay is hannah gonna survive pop culture moment yeah i have a celebrity couple i'm obsessed with can i try and guess yeah new couple old cup like they're like fairly new and like they were kind of in the press for a second now they're kind of back fairly new in the press for a second now they're kind of back are they it's really adorable are they gen z or are they millennial neither neither okay so they're older meryl streep martin short obsessed with them but that's not who you're thinking but it's it's that vein she's famous he's famous they're both famous yep older um uh uh jennifer aniston and whoever the new guy is No, this woman also has been involved in like a lot of public love stuff.

39:54A lot of public love stuff. And she's kind of had her redemption story recently. Like she's on her redemption.

40:01Hannah Berner: Lindsay Lohan. No, I don't know. Give it to me. Give me the first letter. P. P. Pete Davidson.

40:11Hannah Berner: She's on her redemption story. I was like, wait, he's a millennial. p a p a m pamela anderson and liam neeson have you seen them i have seen them so i'm also biased because i love irish men yeah and he is this older funny cool irish man that like is obsessed with also liam neeson is hot he's big yeah and he's he's dangerous but he's also tired which you know i love like he could have back in the day punched someone out but he doesn't want to anymore i don't want him to have the energy to get into a bar fight but i want to look like he's won a couple bar fights back in his day yes yes and they're like adorable on the red carpet i don't know and old people in general are adorable so you want to know what else he's very masculine like he's very manly there's just something about him where you're like i'd be safe with him and that isn't that ultimately the only thing we want like where you feel like you can turn your brain off and be like safe and he gives that he gives both of those so immediately yeah and she i feel like he's so not her traditional type heart like i know he's an actor but like musicians men are so emotional well creatives i feel like are so emotional and that's why i can't do it and that you tend to be narcissistic because you're always like my art like a man being like my art my to express my feelings like no no no no and it's like if they're sitting in a glam chair at any point in their lives get the fuck away from me get 10 feet securely away from me but i love billy joel i love billy joel he's allowed to sing he's allowed to sing because he has a voice totally because he's of a different era but he also like talks like a trucker from long island he's like i'm billy joel but he and he doesn't want the fame that's what if a man is an artist i want them to be like a tortured genius that didn't want the attention but they just have to do it to survive but like they don't want a photo shoot promotion no like if someone's like you have to do a spread on this magazine they were like what's a magazine no no i don't want my man ever doing a spread oh don't do a spread if you do a spread my legs will never spread for you never never never um so i'm obsessed with them i'm tracking them i'm checking in let's a fuck love young love young love to me is depressing young love i'm like they're gonna break up soon well there's so many variables there's so many variables old love they've seen some shit they're wise they're wise there's a reason they're with each other and also it could be the last one also there's something about a widower you know that it's just like he actually he didn't get divorced his wife passed away like and that is I could cry it's that there's something so much more endearing so it's not like he has this like you there's never the chance of him being like oh my fucking ex-wife you know like that seems icky to me he would say oh my adoring my late wife oh would have got punch you wouldn't be jealous of his late wife you wouldn't be like what was you thinking about her let me think if i am jealous this is a hot topic i'm 100 jealous because you want to know why it's even worse because you can't be like oh that crazy bitch because you can't speak ill of the dad of the dead yes that's such bad karma and two because she he'll always love her more because he can't get her and men love that men love a girl that is unattainable and she that bitch won she was like you can't have me and let me tell you something i'm jealous of a high school girlfriend i want to i'm most jealous of the girl you lost your virginity to no i told you oh don't no don't tell me about her because i will be livid yeah i'll be livid i don't want the last girl i'm not really thinking about her i'm thinking about the first one you ever loved why is there something more powerful like there's one like oh yeah i got the guy and like the other girls didn't but there's something more powerful about you being like one of the exes i wait i didn't follow that sorry that's rare for me but i you you lost me halfway through there's something powerful there's something powerful i love being a girl that he never got more than the girl that he got yes I feel like I have a lot of different men in my life where like I'll I'll see them on my Instagram and I'll be like oh that's my ex-boyfriend but we never dated but there's something that it feels like we dated and like you know and I feel like an ex but I'm not well if you had like a crush phase that's sometimes way deeper and more traumatizing than going on three dates with a guy than crushing on a guy for six months crushing a guy for six months that's dog years that's 42 years i had sex with a guy like twice and he ruined my life for like two years and he did nothing you know it was really just me internally i was like he's ruining my life and everyone all my friends are like you guys haven't spoken in a year but continuously ruining my life but then like when you think of him you're like is that because 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50:19Hannah Berner: Like, imagine going to Europe, getting a little lost down some gorgeous cobblestone alley and trying to order an espresso in a language you don't even know it's fine that kind of vulnerability is literally how you grow and actually figure out who you are and that's what you're doing right now flew delta airlines all the way to capri the vibe on the delta flights to go to europe are so chic elevated it just makes you feel like a little princess and i got my delta headphones and i'm watching my movies i also think it's so important to travel and delta takes care of you during the travel so that you can grow and learn about new cultures and just experience new things we can't just stay in our bedroom all the time even though it's comfortable and when i travel i just learned that the world that no one cares and like the world is just so much bigger than you and that's comforting it gives you perspective yes so traveling is the ultimate way to experience a major personal growth and just see what happens step outside your comfort zone this summer and fly with delta airlines honestly they completely changed the game for european travel and make the whole journey feel so elevated and special from the second you board go book your next great chapter right now at delta.com i just like i have no this this summer was just so interesting we had no theme we had no show i love you talking about it like it's over it's basically over we had here's the one thing people like talking about pumpkin spice in the fall i'm not that no out of touch with reality like i'm grateful for the season and the moment we're in yeah but we're too deep into summer to now have a theme or have a song or have a show we've missed it wait you're right there's no song and i actually have to say something because i know haley haley bieber listens to the pod and i want to make a quick update i want to apologize to the academy that you didn't give the album the proper listen i didn't and have you since i'm fucking obsessed with the new justin bieber album no hannah because it's probably one of my favorite album it's definitely in my top three of like favorite albums of all time wow wow and and you and you know that means something coming from me who's not really musically inclined i have that album on all day in my apartment and again not me to my core and you know what's cool about the album i feel like sometimes musicians again justin bieber's a genius and when you're first coming up everyone's like they're a genius they're genius then you blow up and then you get so big everyone starts hating on you like he's not as good he's not that good yeah and i i feel like he probably missed like being respected as like this like underground cool artist because you can't be underground once you're so big but this album felt like underground just like from his heart and i said i said it didn't have um choruses that was false that was false it has tons of choruses i'm obsessed with the song yukon it i like because it's just so good every song is so good he has so much swag and you want to know what i'm so thankful for especially because gen z you know like look they've got all their new words and all their new slang and like I'm trying to keep up and I'm trying to like sound cool and I'm trying to like clock things and I'm trying to like purr and all the stuff I still I use the word swag all the time and I felt as though I shouldn't have been using it anymore because I'm like oh my god that's like not a cool word anymore but when I describe guys to my friends or even my mom like you know how like you can describe a guy like there's just something about them like they have such a swag to them and that's the only word that does like a good description and i felt like it was dying and now that he's made his album title swag i was like thank you because this is jargon that i use in my everyday life it's it's almost like a vintage moment for it it just describes things so perfectly like i'm not sitting here being like yeah but like his riz i wouldn't i'd sooner rather die no and i'm hanging out with a gen z teenager all summer which by the way i low-key got some hate because you know i was joking where he's like what's for what's for lunch and i'm like go hunt something and people were like his mom's not gonna like how you're treating him first of all kids need to learn how to deal with adversity second of all i got a breakfast burrito this morning gave him half my burrito i said now anyone says shit about me not taking care of you you i gave you half my burrito he's like can i have the whole thing and i'm like no also there seems like something illegal about like taking care of a 16 year old like that's sex we're like the same age we're literally i'm a child he's a child i'm not taking care of a child he should be getting us food he's 100 i'm a girl i'm a literal girl respect your elders um but we i literally sat down with him and he was telling me all these soundcloud rappers but then i realized then i was asking him like do you fuck with drake do you fuck with lil wayne do you like akon do you like justin bieber and i realized like my generation the older generation like our parents generation the music was so different but our music is actually so similar to gen z so we started listening to drake together and like rapping together and des is like what are you guys doing and then he really liked the crocs i was wearing and then i was like am i a 16 year old boy no he asked for my shorts you know i have these like long shorts i wear around the house he was like can i have these and i was like yes and if anyone says i don't take care of you say i gave you the clothes off my back off your back wait and then i got these like really um ugly colored new balance shoes and he was like wait they're really cool and i was like you can have them because i felt cool do you get called aunt hannah or just hannah he calls me hannah well he's like oh it's it's almost like he's too old to now call you aunt hannah i love him though like he's my child and the other one who's 13 i love him too but i'm like new to the family i'm like the new aunt yeah so i'm like i have i sometimes i'm like trying to be too much like the fun aunt like i'm like you guys can tell me anything and does yeah i asked him about tampons and does was like please stop i'm like he's 16 like this is health no this is woman's health you're like handing out condoms yeah you're not a regular mom if you want to drink just tell me no i like literally don't drink so i can't even help him get a beer um but there is he was telling me some new words i'm trying to find it in my notes but i oh okay mud no i actually don't know it there's a word for when you take a picture with someone and they make you look ugly because they're so good looking but i don't know what it is also he says what's good mud mud no i can't with the kids wait one thing i did want to bring up um since we're talking about like nostalgia yeah have you tried the have you had the snack wrap the mcdonald's snack wrap yeah is there any other snack wrap no i haven't but like i need to oh i've had it twice already it came out on july 10th and so obviously i got it on july 10th and then i got it again like a week ago they're so good they're amazing and i just want to put some respect on the millennials who single-handedly fought to bring that back and it's like if well let's be honest like raps are not a trend they're here to stay

58:20and i'm sick of people being like being like they're just having their moment no they're part of the food group and you could get a whole grain you know and people forget about them and they and they dismiss wraps as if they're not as if they're less than a sandwich when honestly people respect burritos people don't question a burrito but then a wrap comes and they go what is this half-assed sandwich no one's ever

58:47Hannah Berner: questioning a burrito if anything they're like that is a fat burrito where when it comes to When it comes to a rap, they're, yeah, they're, they're, they're side-eyeing it. They're snarling at it. Yeah, like it's some weird health thing. But you know what? Yeah. I need a carbohydrate with my shit. Yeah. Like, I need something. I don't even know what a carb is, but I need it. I really think that I need to, like, wean off of carbs and dairy. I mean, after this weekend, because I feel like this weekend is just going to be, like, a dairy fest. I have lactate. it's gonna be just like a cheese weekend a cheesy weekend um but it's really fucking up my stomach but like a wrap is a great solution to like a baguette do you think your anxiety gives you stomach aches um totally but i'm gonna be honest i can't tell you the last time i had like she was gonna be honest never felt anxiety before what is anxiety sorry which is so funny because someone tagged me in something that said my friend had a panic attack but she called it a page de sorbo and she goes i just had a page de sorbo no i love it so much last time i felt like i was having anxiety was love island but i was about to pass out so it's like i actually can't be held liable for that yeah that was your body like telling you you're gonna die so i feel like that was valid i haven't taken a beta blocker all summer have i oh no i took one when i had to speak at create and cultivate in la but and the time party no any of my stomach aches this summer have literally just been induced by dairy and honestly i love that for me i'm so proud of myself because you know what let me just say something we're women we deal with like real pain a stomach ache followed by diarrhea takes 20 minutes out of my day light work if light work I welcome it I welcome it And my husband would be like what are you doing And I'm like I have diarrhea And he gets all worried And I go This is just part of this long beautiful day I have And this is one of the moments of this day That I'm so grateful to be alive for I actually had a dream The other night That I was about to have diarrhea And I woke up Had diarrhea Put it in the loom So not only are women intuitive but we're working on our schedules as we're sleeping i've never been more connected to myself thank you for waking me up when you're about to have your period do you dream about your period that happens to me no i always have a dream that i have my period and i wake up with it well i never get my period but oh sorry

1:01:44Hannah Berner: wait it's you know what's so fun about also having a cat is like she doesn't even know the exciting things that are about to happen like i literally just looked at daphne on the couch and i wanted to be like you don't even know that we're going to hannah's this weekend wait you guys i'm okay i'm a little sad because we have hate remember my first three fosters is hazelnut cashew and peanut all all accounted for no hazelnut got adopted by andrew colin and brenna who are my very close friends i'm very happy i kept her in the family so i can check on her and honestly you'll be able to see her every now and then i'm like fuck should i've kept hazelnut like i love her and they're cat people they have oh yeah they're gonna she's gonna be happy it's it's literally like when you meet a guy who's great but you're like it's just not right timing and then he meets someone else and you're like kind of jealous but you know you can't be you're like it wasn't for me i can't it wasn't for us and if it was written in the stars it'll come back to me i'll steal her if i need her i'll steal it's just yeah so and i'll just be like can i come over and then i'll take her and peanut and cashew cashew's like a little bit shy and they're kind of bonded so the shelter is basically saying take them together yeah because they're so good together but it's harder to get two cats adopted together because people are like yeah I want one I don't want two but I'll be honest one and two same thing and they have each other to cuddle with so please you guys peanut and cashew are so fucking amazing and so cute if you like orange cats that are incredible but now I have a problem on my hand because I have this incredible incredible outgoing girl and her name does named her yesterday her name's Cupid cupid yeah we call her qq we call her cupidy hannah i don't want to pressure you but like why can't why can't this be your cat though first of all butter would slit her wrist second of all she wants affection all day like she's one of those cats you see on instagram where the cat's like on your chest and i love this baby so much she's right now just like lying on my shoe right next to me i literally can't wait to get there because i travel too much like i don't i want her to be with someone that can like cuddle her all day like you work from home you want a best friend she like she's oh she's just like but also she's just the best cat ever yeah and then we have rose and jack also known as jack black but also titanic reference and they're so beautiful and so cute as well but they're more like they're they're like very beautiful looking where cupid is like a silly runt of the litter okay so anyway they're gonna be available for adoption but like that's that's updating my life um but naming cats is my new hobby like you know how you like to name um nail polish i named cats yeah i like that for you and has butter come out of her room at all it was actually kind of sad last night i have two cats on my stomach as i do and i look through the glass door and butter's sitting there just staring at me like are you you fucking slutty cunt bitch and she but she's also just like how could you do this to me how could you do this to me she runs back to the bedroom she says do not trust this ugly slut but her face was it was so funny but then des was like oh my god and she's looking at me like how dare you how could i trust you yeah i trusted you yeah and she was also like ew like they're not even that cute they're not even that cute okay but then when you go to bed at night it butter like butter so this is like she's so sad i cuddle i'm watching my murder dogs i'm cuddling with the kittens and then i shut the door i leave them in the kitty room i get to bed des is asleep she's on my pillow waiting for me rolled up stop rolled up so this is this is my summer but it is kind of crazy because i'm literally on the road september to march oh and i hate to say it you're excited i am but i also like got spoiled traveling with you where i'm like wow like it's so much more fun to travel and do this stuff with your best friend yeah because i'm like maybe i'll come for some of the weekends you won't no i won't you should see i'll be like in a random place i'll be like in wichita kansas and someone like 30 minutes in they'll be like where's page and i'm like not she not want to come here somewhere with air conditioning i'd assume okay great we have Oklahoma no we love all you states we love them all equally um you guys thank you so much for giggling with us we love you see us on Fallon look out for Daphne Drop get tickets to my tour coming up I just announced Carnegie Hall which is cool oh my god that's so cool yeah it'll be fun another date so we love you and we'll talk to you later bye

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