1001. - Chris & Jason

34:19Jason Stewart:to see something like this and i like that they're old as well yeah they're dressed right like they're wearing suits they're old everything sounds good everything looks good it's just kind of like it's like damn you this is clearly very expensive to do like this this show is expensive and they're probably uh you know it's affecting the bottom line and they don't care yeah because they have they have the too many djs dj sets with zero production costs i mean not zero but you know much less so they're able to maybe recoup yeah those margins doing that actually i was last night I was hanging out with our friend Jordan Berry and he said he just saw them DJ at Living Room, the members only club.

35:01Jason Stewart:And he was like, bro, it's so good. It was the best Living Room had been. Because usually whenever I've been there, I've played there. The vibe never really, unless you're playing like Tulum music, the vibe doesn't get there. Doesn't really ever take off. But he was saying like they were just killing it. Because these are guys, you know, we had Soul Wax on the pod a couple years ago. and they're really smart talented people and they've been you know djing professionally on you know a masterful level for three three decades maybe you know yeah that's what i was gonna say i'm like it's kind of crazy because those guys are what in their late 50s yeah so i mean yeah these are people who have been djing you know vinyl since they were probably teenagers in high school and that is you know that is 40 years ago yeah it's crazy so they just like just the knowledge that you have of like this is what works yeah you know i'm we're gonna throw a dance party and this is like we i don't know the newest hottest ninja rachi whatever fucking jane remover trance core break remix or whatever but i know don't talk about 10 10 benja like that okay i can't believe y 'all don't know 10 10 but you're right they're like we go beyond that like we're too good we don't need to it doesn't need to be insanely current just the same reason why two years ago everyone was like oh yeah why are we listening to all this dumb dance music when abba has been here the whole time and then everyone in the world is like oh yeah abba is the best at making dance music you know for white people and it's been sitting there the whole time we went to dinner before with like some it was like me and connor and some aeg people that were in town for the fest for portola and i was trying to explain to them what the what when we podcasted with soul wax i was trying to explain to them the room that they were in like i was like trying to i was trying to explain to this guy zach how cool it was and i realized i wasn't i wasn't it wasn't coming across i was like i can't explain to you how cool this room it was the coolest room anyone has zoomed from that i have seen and i don't what when we when soul wax they were in their studio but it was like the it was like the lie it was the library of the studio that's right and it was just it was it was a cross between like a chromio stage direction a circular vinyl library and a 70s glass chrome conversation pit it was just so well done and like i was just kind of like what is it i was like man your money goes far in ghent you know and that's what i that was i know you guys have been doing this for 40 years but damn like shit this this is nice it's a ghent thing y 'all wouldn't get it y 'all wouldn't get They need to make sure this is y 'all don't gint it.

37:48That's the merch. That's the merch.

37:50Jason Stewart:Y 'all wouldn't gint it. Well, I think a lot of people are probably curious to hear the Chris Black boots on the ground in the metaverse. I mean. You know, I want to know about it. It was something else, man. Obviously, you're coming off the heels of the iPhone release. You know, the fold. The fold. Well, I think that the whole thing is sort of like, or the major takeaway for me is the level of excitement from people is sort of like, I've never witnessed that about something that's tech related, if that makes sense. I'm like, I don't know what I get excited about anymore because I'm old and angry.

38:34Jason Stewart:you know but even even back in the day like when steve jobs was like here is the new here's the iphone no no more buttons like when that happened were you like all right that's cool whatever or you were you was i didn't think about that i never thought about that no like i just don't that's just not my thing like i'm like i'm gonna use whatever is the best for me when it comes out but like i'm not gonna get excited about new technology i i just don't sure like i'm happy to use it and make my life easier but like getting excited about it is is something there's not a situation in your life where you're like uh if i only had the iphone 18 max all of my problems would be solved my problems that's not a thought that has ever crossed your mind that did not that did not cross my mind uh i would say that the most interesting part was sort of hearing the guy from luxottica um the the eyewear sort of eyewear baron yeah talk to one of the like crazy engineers because they made the fucking the Clubmasters without a camera.

39:34So it's just, it's basically like you can listen to music without wearing headphones and talk to whatever, blah, blah, blah. I just don't, I don't, VR, who cares? I just don't think anybody cares about that. I don't think it's ever going to work. And I don't, I just don't think anybody cares about that. Like only guys that jerk off too much and watch football, like who cares about VR? Like actually, you know what I mean?

39:58Jason Stewart:Oh, well, Do you think that there is, I mean, I'm with you. I've never, you know, I've never craved a VR space, really. I'm sure I've done it a few times and played a couple games and it was fine, but I was never like, oh, I can't wait to go back into that verse. But there's a little part of it where it's like, you know, to push the whole thing forward, we have to take these small steps and the VR glasses that people are wearing or the Snapchat glasses or the Apple Vision Pros. These are all just crudely formed steps on the way to reach nirvana at the top of the mountain kind of thing. You know what I mean?

40:38It just feels like something that these companies just push on and push on and push on. And I'm like, I don't know who this is for, but there must be a greater end result that they know about that we don't. You know what I mean? Because I'm like, I don't see.

40:51Jason Stewart:Well, I mean, I guess if people were wondering if you got paid by Meta, I guess this answers the question. no you don't get paid i get paid shit i just all this all this kind of stuff but like everyone like whenever you see you know reporters or journalists or tech people or whatever once you get invited on the inner circle then it's like oh they're we're drinking the kool-aid now it seems like you people are so people are the fact the way people think things work is so crazy to me i'm i'm gonna go to this because it's crazy i'm gonna go to this because i like to check things out i'm gonna go to this because i need the lisa edition of the meta glasses well that that of course i mean i'm i'm bearing the lead but i i guess i'm just sort of like why on earth would i not go see what this is all about like this is this is some crazy shit that is sort of out of my purview i don't really understand what's going on necessarily but why would i not why would i not go and see what these people are up to because it's like i i don't i i don't know up to something they're up to something over there it's like it's no different than going to to me it's no different than going to check out anything else it's just sort of like this is crazy let me see what these guys have to say there's a new tamagotchi called charm and i think they're going to make a lot of money on it that's my biggest takeaway that's literally my biggest takeaway well if you if you got invited to the unveiling of a new tesla car is that something that you might go to no that no probably not i did just because i don't really seen where the line is i mean i don't care about like i think elon's bad and that's you know no question but i also i'm not even saying like politically speaking or anything but that's the problem it's all political interest in it that's the problem is that i'm interested in everything because i just like to see who's doing what pause you know what i mean like i'm just sort of like yeah let's check it out i don't know that these are the greatest minds of our world doing stuff that i may or may not care about why would i not go see what they're see what they're doing i'm a cultural commentator right at the end of the day but i just don't think it's like the tater and commentator don't you yeah i don't i just don't understand but yeah it was a funny it was funny to walk around because they build like it's like disney world you know it's like this insane thing they spend millions of dollars on they bring all these developers and all the staff and you know whatever people like we got a little complex con of our own don't we yeah yeah but it was an interesting it was interesting to see that part also just like what it it's like what it all there's there's this area to make origami you know and there's this area to do that and this and then you can go into this you know 3d artist cube it's all this shit it's all these activities go to the pizza slime activation corner they were there the slime was there but then you but then you at the end it's really about this like 45 minute presentation where the leaders of the company get on stage and sort of you know go pastor mode to talk to you about whatever the new shit is and that's what all these nerds like breathlessly when it's apple these fucking nerds are sitting there with the their hand on their dick under the desk you know losing their minds about whatever it is so i've always been fascinated last the last phone 28.6 megapixels this phone 29.8 megapixels yeah that's what i'm saying people start fucking slitting their wrists this episode of how long gone is brought to you by ship station uh ship station an end-to-end order fulfillment platform for e-commerce businesses built to handle your entire shipping workflow so your team can sip matcha and focus on growth and everything from order management to inventory returns it's all in one place with one automated rate shopping so you can compare those rates across ups usps fedex all of the carriers saving you up to 90 off sometimes we connect with over 200 marketplaces online and the accounting and crm tools you're looking for are already there no rebuilding no disruption all that stuff is plug and play we don't want to have multiple tools multiple websites you know passwords here forgot this you know it's costing you money and time so that's why we love to use ship station the sooner you switch the sooner you start saving time and money.

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47:17Jason Stewart:You might also hear from musicians, writers, tastemakers i even recorded an episode with them as well on the cutting room floor even the bartender at jay's favorite joint because everyone eats everyone has a story and everyone has a take so to so to be it's like well if people are this excited about it maybe i should you know the the energy is palpable if you care i will say that that's definitely that's definitely how did you feel about zuckerberg's shirt building is my love language is that what it said i don't i don't think that was kind of looks like Beyonce merch it wasn't the best choice uh it wasn't the best choice but I think that I think that like expecting these because he was wearing pants from the row and Prada sneakers and people people are obsessed I mean there's a Vanessa Friedman story in the New York Times about how Zuckerberg dresses it was like people are really fascinated with it and I'm like dude that is not who cares like who cares about how he like that that is I mean I guess it's interesting because these guys are so rich i guess but i'm like i don't need my my i don't know there's some people i don't care about their style and it's mostly in that realm for sure like i don't give a fuck about what mark zuckerberg is wearing i don't give a fuck about what tim cook is wearing i don't give a fuck about what elon puts over his tommy pickles body like it's just it's just like i don't give a shit about that that's not these people that's not what we're looking to these people for i guess is what i'm trying to say well that's that's how dark it's gotten is that we've you know these people have turned there i mean i guess maybe they have not turned them been turned into but pr firms have turned them into these people that we now are interested in and care about what they're wearing what their hair look you know the same well the reason we the reason we go to a black pink concert you know five hours before to get a glimpse of somebody you know sound checking and see what their street clothes are wearing and you know post a guide of it online or something before you would have steve jobs wearing the same thing every day don't look at what i'm wearing it's a uniform i'm trying to divert attention away from it and now everyone is like okay you have to become like an avatar for this brand well the guy the other guy that came out on the stage was the guy his name is alexander wang not to be confused with your assaulter and he's you know he's like alexander wang has assaulted my eyes they he looks fucking stupid like he's wearing the stupidest you know he looks crazy and it's like on purpose it's like oh i'm wearing a camo shirt and fucking crocs he's dressed like diplo except he doesn't have a six-pack uh but he's you know he's like this guy he's like a genius or whatever from what i understand you know but it's like it's all it's so quirked up that you're right it's the opposite of Steve Jobs.

50:02It's gone in the other direction. It's not that he's wearing, his clothes aren't expensive. It's not like a flex, but it's just like, you're dressing like stupid so that people talk about it, I guess.

50:11Jason Stewart:I think those guys are dressing stupid simply because they can. The same way a rich person can wear whatever he wants to the club because he knows they're not going to turn him away. I bought the table so I can wear. I bought the table so I'm going to wear my real tree Crocs and a vintage T-shirt that reggie watts would wear or something like that and because i don't care about clothes and my other dick is big enough my fucking my coding dick and my portfolio and my ipo value speaks for itself so i'm gonna dress like it's a it's a crazy i mean it's okay and dress like that every other day of the week but when you know you're a graduation ceremony or a presentation or you're presenting or being given an award.

50:59When you're hitting the stage and all these people are salivating and you're talking about some shit that's going to make you a billion dollars, you can put on shoes with a leather sole. It's not a crazy ass to put on jeans. That's all.

51:11Jason Stewart:Or even you, Zuck, even though you're wearing expensive clothes, you could wear something where you took it in while your trillion-dollar company unveils its next technology. I think there's just something about like, I want to be approachable, but not, you know what it, like, I know what's nice and I'm, because I'm rich and I, I'm like, I can afford it all, but like, I don't want to be unapproachable. Yeah. I think, I think there's a lot of mental gymnastics that go into it. I don't think it's just like, I found this shirt on the floor vibe. I think it's very, very calculated because it's like an image thing like everyone else.

51:47But I just think that I, that's what I don't understand, but there's a different, this, the look out here. is so different than anywhere else that it's such an interesting time. Yeah. They're opening all the, all the designer stores are back. You know what I mean? Like there's all these, like a lot of them left during COVID and now this part of town is like, San Francisco, you mean? Yeah. Yeah. There's, you know, there's, there's a Goyard store. There's a Bottega store. You know, it's, it's all happening again because there's just so much money now at every level because of AI. And it's just sort of like, it doesn't help anybody dress better.

52:20I'll tell you that.

52:21Jason Stewart:Yeah. and I'm happy for SF that it's bouncing back because of AI and we can now buy go yard bags in a brick and mortar situation instead of ordering it online yeah I mean I think America is doing a good job at sort of the PR of it all because it seems like other countries where it's like here's our new thing and our goal is to you know drone bomb solutions or whatever it is you know zuck is doing the same thing and all these other tech people are doing the same thing but they're doing it with some really nice lueve shoes on and a t-shirt and just a chill watch i'm not wearing a bright thing i'm not dressed well the watch is the watch is chill but it's 200 grand of course i think that that that's the thing it's not yeah it's not uh ostentatious in size but it is but everyone from every other country who's doing this you know they look like you know an evil yeah that's true they look like dr evil or whatever yeah these guys look like gracie abrams like a north korean dictator's wife these guys look like they could work at kith and that is approachable in some ways yes there's a kith opening good yeah we love dude we're doing some dope stuff in ukraine right now kith is opening in san francisco too which i feel like is the ultimate i was like you know what that makes the most sense of anything i've ever i'm like god bless that is exactly who should be opening here kith is is more spiritually san francisco tech boom ai than than new york oh yeah definitely especially at this point and maybe always i mean that dude that fucking the jimmy fallon posting like him flipping through a kith book congratulating ronnie on all of his success is so i don't know why it made me laugh so hard it just it killed me like of course they know each other you know i don't know it just really made me laugh yeah i like the idea that somebody from kith's pr team was like all right we've got this book it's going to be a coffee table book about kith and we're going to bring it over to your house and we're going to make sure to blur the background with our focal plane and range of whatever and you're going to be acting like you're looking at a book and we're going to post this thing on your account and do you think that's just a favor for a friend or do you think i don't think it's a favor i don't think it's a favor at all i think he's truly like this is sick my homie put out this book i love kith and and fans of kith know that in 2024 jimmy found was the model for the kith tailor-made golf collab of course well i mean there's who hasn't graced the the hollowed halls of kith advertising if you're you know uh of course white a white older male legend that's kind of what they're that's that's his zone you know the jerry seinfeld's you know the de niro maybe de niro maybe scorsese i can't remember the top yeah only the top of the top only did you did you play with the little dongle tamagotchi friend no it's i no it was it was just like an announcement thing i i was just like from a business standpoint i was like this is this is what this to me is like a combination of la boo boo and the automars swatch collaboration where it's like you hang it from your bag and it looks like something and whether you ever use it or you don't it doesn't really matter.

55:39It's got a cute character on it. It's very timely and smart, I think. Right, right. The name Charm is really good. The name Charm is also really good, I think. And does Charm use Muse? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you I think it's almost like a walkie-talkie.

55:55Jason Stewart:Does Charm use Muse? I think you like hit a button on the side and you talk to it. right otherwise it doesn't it's not picking up anything is my understanding well i mean it is picking up all of your data well that's the whole point of it yeah i mean i've already but i think i've entered my entire irs and credit history into muse already so i'm i'm don't worry about me take my data bitch but you know take my data you want to know my location boom you want to know what slurs i use when i'm inside of my car boom go for it you know what i mean you know you want to know when my heart rate has gone up or down or asleep or awake track it up but i think you can also have it you know be become your friend like in the movie her and it just oh definitely follows you around and you ask it questions and then eventually it starts asking you know what if we kissed yeah like your your little your little dongle starts saying chris what are we i mean i think it's because you can't fuck the dongle what do you do no no it'll it'll find you somebody you're gonna there's gonna be places where you get to dock you get to bring your tamagotchi and you put it in like the little iron man suit in the chest oh i see that body looks like john ham from 1998 or whatever you want it to be let's go okay suddenly you and pikachu get to fucking finally change positions god imagine say wow that was crazy and then your dongles like yeah and make sure you punch you know punch your card three more um ai fuck sessions and we get a free you know we get a i mean dude it's been it's been a it's been an interesting week it's been an interesting week but i think these people really do live in an interesting bubble that when you're from the outside you really do notice a lot of things that uh are different like i you know what i mean if you go to if i go to london or paris or la it's all very similar like there's the differences there's a cultural differences there's nuances obviously blah blah blah london paris but the vibe is kind of like oh i get this this is whatever these are my people i understand how this works this is a city cars go that way steering wheel here bing bang boom we got here i love i i love san francisco and i think the food's great i think it's it's a i hung out yesterday i went to the moma i went to some stores i had a great day i went to a new coffee shop called hedge that blew my mind but uh but it is like you're surrounded by people you don't really want to be around even at the coolest places you're sort of like what is this who are these people even even at their with their best offering it's like dc it's like when you go to dc and you go to the hottest restaurant and it's just like fat senators you're like well i don't really want to this is a hot restaurant but i don't really want to this is not these aren't my people and that's what's so interesting san francisco is one of america's greatest cities and it's on the rise because of this money but it's like at what at what cost you know what i mean there's not a lot of there's not graffiti writers doing fucking you know heroin and guys doing crazy fixie downhill hill there's no more merry pranksters no it's it's uh the tartine manufactory counterculture days are over things things are different but it's but it also but the fulsome street fairs today and there's going to be a bunch of guys in fucking you know latex dog masks walking down the street yeah i wonder how the ai of it all and the fulsome street fair of it all are going to intersect and what a coincidence that chris decides to land into sf oh yeah it's very similar to like you were mentioning dc before like whenever there's the you know the rnc convention and whatever you see you know grinder grinder crashes and then they're like when or like we're gonna throw the uh the porn award the avian awards in las vegas the same week as the consumer electronics you know like oh what a weird little coincidence that a bunch of rich people who get no pussy are gonna be here maybe we'll throw the porn convention at the same time and we can all just this is perfect for me because the thing about the the fulsom i could just put on my mask no one knows it's me you know if the latex latex is long sleeve chipotle meat mayo boom tats are covered we're good i'm i'm straight i can not i'm not straight actually i mean i can do i can do whatever i want out there on the streets because for our listeners who don't know fulsome street fair it's like a classic san francisco leather daddy festival that happens annually and it's like a crazy thing because they have always and still i think still now are they go full nude like full sex in the street like that still goes on right i i don't know and i'm not lying i know you think i'm lying but i actually don't know i really don't know i'm not i'm not this is not a gotcha podcast just to be clear but last time i checked you know a friend of the show rostam i'm sure he he has been many times and he's talked to me about it but you know you see photos and it's just you know another beautiful sunday morning in san francisco and we're gonna go walk to the park and then you know a grandpa is being dragged on a leash it's also middle of the day it's fucking him in the ass at 10 18 a.m i'm trying to go get some figs from whatever the organic market is and i'm trying to get the last of the sunburst figs and a guy has a fishing weight attached to the tip of his dick and he's trying to see how long he could pull it down before it starts bleeding.

1:01:24That's right. But that's what's so interesting about this place is that is the history and the new stuff is a guy with a mullet wearing Crocs who's worth a billion dollars. And somehow these things do coexist and it seems sort of okay.

1:01:39Jason Stewart:Well, I think in a horseshoe theory kind of way, All these AI losers wearing, you know, Realtree sweatpants and Crocs and vintage tees from 2007, that kind of sexless, funless, passion-free hustle, you know, whatever aesthetic that's going on over there. they're so sort of sexually frustrated and just not even sexualized at all so their their fetish their deep you know restricted weird sexual energy might coincide with you know bdsm leather daddy performative things so there's probably so many people you know in get masks walking around just feeling so free before they have to go back to their sales force job tomorrow that's that's you're not wrong that's not a bad that's not a bad theory that's not something um and shout out i mentioned earlier about our friend of the show pedro he opened up uh thickman's tavern in in la did you go last night went last night yeah nice how well and sean did you get some you get some wings got some wings had the had the thick the thickums burger the thicky burger they got a veggie option for me maybe i'm not sure but the the wings were hitting they were they were a good size sometimes the wing is too small sometimes too big this wing was good got the lemon pepper hot got some barbecue ranch was nice and kind of dilly i don't know if there's a blue cheese situation but he did a really good job with it it's a fun place just a nice cool room it's like if houston's had seven tvs the size of a hummer hanging from every corner of the room and every sports game is playing there's you know ig baddies of all kinds up in there and one thing pedro is gonna do is if pedro opens something ig baddies are gonna be there that's the that's the one guarantee the wings are good that's a bonus the but i i can't wait to go i love that i love the name if your dad is you know is an agent somewhere or a producer somewhere and you need to spend some money hit up pedro yeah it's please he'll expand that sounds that sounds great though i'm happy because i feel like it's been sort of like there and ready for like six months and nike did like a buyout for the world cup or whatever so for it to act i've heard about from tim for a while so i'm glad it's actually open you know the the gears the gears of legislation and all in business and alcohol licenses and food service shit go slowly everywhere in the world but in los angeles it's a special kind of hell but it's on fairfax it's on fairfax fairfax right across from supreme and you know yeah maybe hopefully once karen bass is out of here neithia is gonna get those things moving a little quicker yeah we'll see um but yeah it used it used to be the original largo and then it became no name and my brother is that space okay it's that's where you had your uh we had some special dinners there over the years a lot of special a lot of special because because the chef there jared he was he was vegan so the whole time he was the chef at this like restaurant where jay-z came jay-z and beyonce would come in all the time because they loved this guy's fried chicken meanwhile this is like a tatted up like head to toe like full vegan warrior guy and he just has like a really good spice blend for his fried chicken and it would go loco but um the crazy part but the best part he wants to have like sports memorabilia up on the walls but you know everyone wants to do it in the kind of the cool interesting way you know i'm not gonna just have the same old shit i have like behind glass like uh like one of the queen's gowns the uh the wedding dress that dennis rodman wore dude what behind glass like hung up on the ceiling like it's the shroud of toronto that's that's so awesome because i know that that probably was more expensive than it should have been oh yeah but but that is a that is that's that is truly awesome that is how that's the perfect piece of sports memorabilia for a place like that yeah he said that he's tracking down i forgot the player but there was a player who was was playing basketball with um the house arrest anklet on he said he's like i know a guy who has it and i'm actively working on trying to find that dude he's gonna get the aaron hernandez signed jersey and they just keep it like dude that's so funny that's so funny so yeah he's you know he's collecting special yeah let's see here um Kentavious Caldwell Pope famously played NBA games for the Lakers in 2017 while wearing a ankle monitor under his work release program that's really fucking funny that's really really good yeah I mean he'll have that I'm sure he's gonna get OJ's bloody glove next no question all the other interesting esoteric no question memorabilia no question all right next next episode we got to talk about this Taylor Swift shit it's crazy bro where do we start I mean some of these lyrics are it's it's just unbelievable that this is an adult woman i i believe that it's it's trolling on the highest level that's where my head is that's where i'm at now that's all we can think of and hope for but i'd like to think that he is affecting her lyrical content and he's making her i'm hearing yeah the joke was she's the first person to ever get cte sexually transmitted which is really funny i mean it is you know we we shan't we shan't just about uh uh terminal head injuries but well sometimes when it when it works it works i think even if you have cte you're gonna be like yeah that's a good one yeah that's a good yeah write a song write a song about cleveland as much as i want to go to ohio you know i still if you have cte you're like wow that's really offensive and i just forgot it so it's all good just nothing could ever offend me that's the beauty of ct that's really fucked up what's fucked up i don't know what i don't remember who are you again i'm about to go to football practice right now i'm gonna get fucking creamed aren't i wear look just wear your helmet wear your pads how long gone howlonggone.com is the website we're back next week more 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