998. - Chris & Jason

0:18How long gone? What's really good? Chris Black and them jeans coming to you live from the Chateau Marmont together again reunited in an overcast Los Angeles.

0:26Jason Stewart:Chris got the big room who paying for this one. This ain't even the biggest one. I mean, we're up out of the bungalows, moving on up. I had to take an elevator to get here, not no little steps. Little steps? I didn't say stairs, I said steps. Are steps smaller than stairs? Yeah. They are. I've never thought about this delineation. Stairs take you to a flight, and steps take you to over there. Okay, I saw it. When you go to, when we're staying in the bungalows when when gq's paying for it we're staying in the bungalows how many how many steps do we does it take to get from the sidewalk of sunset boulevard into your hotel room it doesn't make up a flight oh you're right it's about it's about three to seven it's you're right actually okay so maybe what what are we going to say the under is then what how many stairs i i think under 10 i've i've looked it up before like when because when you go hiking that's crazy and it says oh I see okay I don't know is it like seven it's like 14 I don't know there's there but there is somebody's weighed in on this a professional has you know what this seems like a great job for Yahoo Scout honestly this does seem like a job for the Yahoo Scout dear friends over there but yeah there is an over under on it but either way it is nice to be in a room where you know because the old the bungalows of Chateau it kind of feels like you're at Knott's Berry Farm you know what I mean it's a really great place to do cocaine and this is a better place This is a better place, but I think because it's removed from the building, you can get a little more rowdy with it.

1:58Jason Stewart:Bungalow rules. It's like the bonus room of the hotel. It's a bonus room. It's the basement where you put the teenagers and you let them drink down there because they're at your house. I'm going to go to the bungalows and do my first finger bang. Me? Tim and I had dinner last night. We sat next to some literal teenagers who were having dinner, and it was just so fun. Here or somewhere else? Here. Yeah. But on the way here, I saw... Like undeserving 15-year-olds and Chrome Hearts having - They look good. Did you see the Chrome Hearts engagement ring? Woo! Whose? One of the guys that works at Chrome Hearts got his chick Chrome Hearts engagement ring.

2:30One of one. Guess who sent it to me? Alex, which is the fucked up part. Oh, wow. She's like, I thought you would like this. And I was like, did you steal Luke's phone? What's going on here? Why are you sending me the Chrome?

2:42Jason Stewart:Why did you think I would like this? It is really - Has she turned? No, of course not. Okay, okay. She won't even let me rock Chrome. If I buy Chrome, it has to be a gift for Tim. That's wifey right there. Hold that chick down. No offense to our Chrome family. She won't let me hold it down. But I had an interesting flight yesterday that I wanted to. I'm going to redact some names, but I'm going to tell the story. Yeah, we're recording live and uncut from the same hotel room, so we can't necessarily leave. There is no cutting room floor. There were two, I would say, A-list celebrities in Delta One.

3:21Jason Stewart:That happened to me as well on my flight back. The mom from Modern Family, and then for a minute there, Carolyn thought it was Justin Bieber, but it was just a guy. This is, I would say, a level above that. Yeah, a level above not Justin Bieber and the mom from Modern Family. Yes, mom from Modern Family. Shout out to Julie Bowen. You look good. Number one, Mom Batty. So whatever, these two are up there. They're together. Like two women, they're friends, but they're traveling together. There's someone that we talk about on the show a lot who's also on the flight. And at the end of the flight, that person goes up to one of these A-listers and tells them a little anecdote.

4:04And she is just cool. and then because what happened was so the plane lands we're all waiting to get off this person cut up like grabbed their bags and cut up to make small talk with this other person okay so

4:25Jason Stewart:so it's it's two very famous women yes a-listers yes and then a third person who we talk about a lot what what letter grade do you give their level of celebrity oh i mean technically sadly probably c plus b even though they're not in in movies and we're and even if i try to guess this person you're not going to say it's probably for the better yes i'm not trying to push it yes so they want they so they skip the lot you know they skip the line to make small talk the small talk doesn't go oh, well, guess what they got to do? Look at their phone. Stand there and just look at their phone because Shorty said, I'm done engaging.

5:07Jason Stewart:C plus B minus was convinced a stop and chat was about to happen. It was about to be a book club style key in first class. I think they thought it was about to be a key before we de-planed and the key was cut short. Okay, I'm only going to, I'm not trying to guess who it is. Just one clarification. Are you saying they because you want to remain anonymous about the gender this is not this is not a non-binary you're not protecting a doll right now we're not protecting a doll absolutely not no absolutely not i'm not protecting anyone non-binary anyone transgender this is a this is a identity this is a person identifies as one sex i'm just trying not to give you any clues okay but i just was like damn we've all been there but you can't do that on the plane no unless you unless you guys are actual friends or if you are a level approaching a c level oh then you're good money then you're good money you made their day you say hey i'm nicole kidman what are you up to um rachel senate when angeline is going to be seated when angeline jolie came up to me and said i love your work i was stunned of course but i was like it's always nice to hear from an a-lister you know it's always great to hear from it i'm not the biggest fan of you but you know you're you're like i mean you're a goat it was just it felt like something that i was like damn this happens at like a party and it's fine because there's music plane you just dip off to get go to the bar see another friend nowhere to go on the plane you just gotta look at your phone regulation states that your ass gotta stay seated you gotta sit there kind of scroll a little bit and you know it takes some time to get the door open sometimes you know sometimes that you know sometimes the gate agents fumbling with the fucking you know we're just waiting for our last paperwork to come in why don't we just have you sometimes it takes a little time but i loved i was happy to see this interaction okay so you but you can't say who the A-listers are either.

6:55Jason Stewart:I'm not going to say any names. This is the thing that I think about whenever you and I are doing a pod like this where it's in the same room. I'm like, what are we going to do? What are we going to do without my beep? I feel like if we've stepped over the line, you have gone in and beeped before in this instance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I hate to because I have to go. I might as well edit the whole pod at that point if it's a needle in a haystack, you know what I mean? Needle in the hay, sure. And once I get to cutting, then I can't stop. Not unlike my friends over at Erewhon who when they're cutting the sizes of the cake, they just can't stop making it smaller and smaller.

7:34We ordered some last night. But it's priced by weight, correct? No, no, no, no. That's bullshit.

7:41Jason Stewart:Yeah, it is bullshit. If I want a fat-ass slice, I want a fat-ass slice. They're getting deceptive over at Erewhon and it happens to every company and it's a shame to see it happening to them, but what are we going to do? If I'm already paying$15 for the slice, give me a little sliver extra. I know. Like, what's the big deal? Because when you do the bulk hot items or whatever, like, let me get the Kung Pao chicken or whatever it is, the coconut tendies, it's like$16 and you get a scoop full, whatever that may be, whatever that may mean. And then when you get the slice of pepperoni pizza, it is now a small personal pizza where the majority of it is crust.

8:20I don't mind the crust ratio personally as a crust lover, but I will say that the pizza, I know you're a pizza head. I am, it is disgusting that they have changed those small, like what is it? What is this? Pizza's book it? Like what the fuck is this? Give me, I want slight, if you're going to, it's just crazy.

8:38Jason Stewart:They found the one thing of correct value at Erewhon. And they ruined it. And these pencil pushing, this is Claude's fault. AI agent went in and said, this pizza is too bomb for the price. Let's make it worse. I'm going to air one right after this. So I'm going to do some price comparisons. Make the slice 14 instead of$9.99 and keep it. That's fine. Also, cake slices. But the cake slice, it's literally almost a half. I would say they removed maybe it's between a third and a half. Same price. It used to be a nice, satisfying triangle. Yeah. And now it is literal, it is a half triangle. And it just changes the whole vibe.

9:20Jason Stewart:It makes the cake dry out faster the more cuts you have. Oh. You know what I mean? I did know what you mean. But I see what you're saying. The more surface area that's touching air, the faster it's drying out. So the center of it will still. Not to get into science, but yeah. Yeah, you know, if you like your cake medium rare like I do. I don't, I also just feel like cake historically, a fat ass slice is how it's, I don't know. That's just sort of like how it's supposed to be delivered to me. Yes. Remember the size of that cake at San Vicente Bungalows? Oh, yeah. I mean, that was comical. It's comical, but that's the way it should be.

9:52Jason Stewart:I'd rather have comically big than comically small. Yeah, I'm not getting a cake at Ralph's or at Vaughn's, where, ironically, the slices are bigger. I'm paying for luxury and opulence, and I should be served a slice of cake that is beyond my wildest dreams. Did you get delivered, or was this? This was all delivered, yeah. I mean, I can't complain, but I did take the pizza. this is a air one pro tip hack if you for my vegan you know it's a it has like a butter chicken kind of vegan butter chicken feel you get the slice of pizza you rip the crust off into little kind of let's make a pretzel nugget size chunks and then you put it in with the coconut red lentil soup which kind of has like an indian doll kind of nice spice to it and you let them kind of soak in there for a minute and it gets a little pita bread non you know tomatoey vegetabley lentil kind of thing going on on top of some rice maybe this is some vegan eating right here well that's a that's a good use of of of this is a broke hoe meal at erwan it is a broke hoe meal but there are broke people who are vegan who deserve to eat erwan what i do with sometimes when i get pizzas i customize it myself when i when i get the pizza when i get my little pizza from little frankie's once a week i have arugula and parmesan and i top myself and and drizzle with a little olive oil to finish all that work so hunter so you did have something that you're training for what are you what are you training for here just morbidity or yeah you could say that you could say that I've always wanted to top myself I saw somebody say that For those of you wondering what it's like to suck your own dick It feels way more like sucking a dick Than getting your dick sucked I'd never heard that so simply put before That's so cool I didn't know you talked to Marilyn Manson still But that's cool that you found that out It's on site for Big Marilyn, fuck him No, he can't, he can get touched He can get touched, but I don't want to His skin is too grey um not unlike um our our high somebody wanted us to talk about high rocks the high rocks do do do do gate you know what somebody who's an athlete like that if you're actually i see both sides like ed sheeran yeah i see both i see both sides like ed sheeran i think that look it's disgusting but if you've worked first of all high rocks is very weird and it seems like the ultimate it's like if crossfit was worse kind of but you're buff as hell but it's like it's the rule it's really intense i don't really know it's a lifestyle change i don't know anybody who does it nick from sweet green does it he's the only guy i know who does it and i think he excels in it and his body is he looks good as a result of it he's very strong i uh but i mean and he seems to be doing in a chic good way i just don't know when you see the guy at la guardia with the high rocks backpack on and you like they you know what they think that backpack looks like they think it looks like the fucking triathlon backpack and it's like it's like a mad dog rucksack kind of thing they just think it they think it says something that it doesn't like the the it just doesn't it doesn't say they think it's they think it's giving hockey bag but it's more like ballet something about it feels like tech adjacent even though i have nothing i have no proof of that at all i mean high rock sounds like a startup it doesn't it probably was at one point yeah but But I don't think that, I think that woman, I think that woman, I hate to say it, she did the right thing.

13:22You got to finish.

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14:07Jason Stewart:You might also hear from musicians, writers, tastemakers. I even recorded an episode with them as well on the cutting room floor even the bartender at Jay's favorite joint because everyone eats everyone has a story and everyone has a take Jason I recently went for a full panel you know with the doc went through all the shit and you know I felt like I know he was doing his best to explain it to me but I left feeling and this is not a new feeling for me I left feeling dumber about my own body and I need a fix for that and I feel like you might have it. Yeah, I feel like your insights were not insightful enough.

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15:22Jason Stewart:It's Hyrox's fault. So you're saying it's just like when that person shit themselves at the Noah Khan concert or whatever. As the person who's the promoter of the event, if there is a fecal biohazard, you have a decision to make do we pull the plug you know like when somebody dropped the glass in the pool over here at the chateau do we clean it up and take a chance that there's a sliver that maybe we missed and a baby falls on it and cuts their eye open and we die or do we clean it all up and say it's good and then someone gets pink eye and they sue us for you know whatever do you do you have to drain the pool metaphorically speaking or do you get out the lysol wipes and go, hold the bitch off.

16:08You already know what the High Rocks competition smells like. It ain't good. It smells like rubber flooring. We don't want

16:16Jason Stewart:feces, but we could do it. Throw it in the pile. You know it smells like rubber mats and sweat and CVS products. It's like, it's not... Maybe there needs to be, every High Rocks course needs to have those drive-thru car wash self-contained things. somebody hits the big road shut it down and then the whole thing does a self clean it's like the eye wash stations for emergencies when you're in biology class for the amount of shit that's coming out I'm fine with that I'm fine with that whole thing it's disgusting and it's crazy that she has to do interviews about it but she also chose to finish people were mad that she was in the hospital bed being like I won suck it bitch I also shit all over the course If you win.

17:05Jason Stewart:I'm saying if you win. Yeah, but do we count that as also, to be clear, she has since given the award back and resigned from being the champion because I think she was... Too much heat. Doodoo bullied. Yeah, too much heat. But also, you know, if I'm in second place and I'm hot on this person's tails, like in Mario Kart, they're dropping the oil slicks everywhere. Like, that's going to hinder my ability to do my best if there's shit seen all over the course. If you want me to push the human body, you get what you get. Look, my little box jumps are going to be, I'm going to be afraid of where I land if there's going to be diureses.

17:44There's several issues on the course, okay? I'm sure. Again, I've never been on the course, but I'm sure there are several issues. Because it's not like the NBA. They don't have guys up there cleaning up the sweat. When DiCaprio spills his fucking Modelo on the court, they got somebody to rush over with a towel. High Rocks didn't have that kind of budget yet.

18:01Jason Stewart:there's a difference between a little Modelo and a little Moe Dudu

18:10Jason Stewart:yeah so yeah sorry that you forfeit the victory maybe you can put on some I was watching some college football yesterday and I think it was Deion Sanders he was doing Depends ads Neon Deion baby he knows how to get a check shout out to Neon Deion but it was like the the the the plastic bag that the pens are in are were black so it was like that's nice it was like a magnums but for this is not a bit i i but i was just putting it together right now because it's kind of like depends xl or like depends midnight you know what i mean and it's not that it's for black guys depends after dark bro you got depends magnum well because i can't carolyn and I were watching college football go miss but why would you watch first of all Carolyn was not watching she was in the room with you while it was on it was a it was a very heated game that ended crazily it came down to the are you gambling not at all not at all bro college football is that's I know you're trying to get into sports as you get older and I Saturday yeah there's you could do anything else college football is bigger than NFL I like I'm not mad at college football I'm just mad at you.

19:25This has nothing to do with God.

19:27Jason Stewart:This is me. Look, when the weekend comes and I'm doing my thing, I like having sports on television. Sometimes it's U.S. Open. Sometimes it's football. No, I get that. I get that. Sometimes it's World Cup. I think that's too far. I think college football is just such a – there's so much happening. There's so many teams and so many divisions. Well, luckily, I don't have a team or care. I'm only invested in the present of these two teams. You're like my dad. my dad's just like i like to watch it i want a good game i don't really care if if if notre dame wins don't give a fuck notre dame loses don't give a fuck but i will know i what i have noticed well anyway they had the commercial for for neon deon selling black um black to pants but i was um what was it yeah we were talking about the texas longhorns there was like a conspiracy on my twitter feed that suddenly the texas longhorn stadium has been taken over by indian guys and people are saying what happened to texas why is the whole school you know indian guys and then the camera panning to the crowd at a college game has different energy than at an nfl game because nfl game just like here's the fans it's a it's a melting pot it's everyone every race every walk of life fat skinny wheelchair you name it but this this the college and the the type of people that go there so when the camera pans to the old miss it is just the whitest of white southern rich people who are you know and it's so tickets ain't cheap brother it's not it's not it is not so it almost feels like the cameras for each college stadium are sort of like they're trying to brag about their faculty i mean i guess about their their student body yeah because it's like an advertising we go to student sections rowdy full sec it's all hotties you already know i know i read a great article in your magazine about about rush stuff and how crazy it is and how sorority is it getting worse or better it's just sort of like it's really insane and competitive and it's like really about being skinny which i guess it always was but now it's like extra crazy really yeah because it's like went back to eating disorder a little bit well it's like mom i want like i'm 18 but i need the penjamin because like i got to get into this sorority and like i'm already hot but like i want to be hotter the penjamin meaning uh we'll go glp yeah yeah yeah so it's like i think that's the whole thing it's like this is kind of dangerous not the and these chicks are like well our other option is cocaine so you tell me what's kind of the vibe i was like i want to get in do you want to get in how mommy got in or do you want to take this shot exactly exactly mommy's fine mommy's fine mommy used to crush up a few different pills yeah all right pete keith bro that fucking what was you said it was it was a mix of kratom and ketamine ketamine and kratom i think i didn't know we were i didn't i thought i always thought about in my mind that kratom was sort of like a replacement for real drugs but i guess it's if you use it enough real yeah it's it yeah yeah yeah if you you it can be abused but yeah a lot of people use it to get off of opioids because it has a few similar when i needed it the heli thank god it wasn't there because you gotta be hooked on the crate it was a it was a crutch it currently is a crutch for when i go crate digging it means a little something different i'm not looking for the lps as somebody who has wallowed in the swamps a decent amount there is a sense of euphoria that you get from it that i mean i've i've never i've never done heroin and i never liked oxycodone so but i have done similar stuff where you get that opioid kind of hit and there is some of that warm euphoria from kratom and i'm going to stop talking about it to you right now why do you see my eyes lighting up like a no i i just i know that's the song i only have eyes for you the 50s doo-wop song that was going through your mind when i know it's like that but is it you you can literally get it anywhere still like it's still like a gas station thing it is but the real shit there's stepped on versions and there's there's a1 shit and the a1 shit do you have to get on the dark web or like a head shop it's some it's somewhere in the middle yeah like you can get them at like gray area but it's like it's like a peptide like it's not like a dealer thing no no no it's like it's like a husband and wife in denver who get it from wherever and they just run it out of the garage and like i hope it's good yeah yeah yeah and they'll have they'll have like real shit but it comes from a natural source correct yeah it's a leaf okay well just like cocaine yeah fine by me but for for some people and just like heroin for some people you take it you barf and go to the hospital and then some people are like i'll do that again yeah i mean i just can't what if you make ice cream out of having to tell your homie that you're addicted to kratom is i mean we know people who are who are addicted to kratom and it's a thing that is like it's embarrassing you know what i mean it's almost more embarrassing than heroin because you're like how did i fuck around and get hooked on this shit it's crazy you can get it at the gas station or whatever at the head shop but i guess that's where that's the society we're moving towards yeah that's where we at um yeah i was telling you earlier i emptied out the bathroom drawer and the and i would recommend this to all my fellows out there who live with their chick the drawer in the bathroom carolyn was like i know that whenever we move out of this house you're going to take this drawer and just dump everything straight into a trash can.

24:52Jason Stewart:It's just a collection catch-all. Let's just do that now. Of all the dumb shit. But this was unprompted. I did it myself. Good doggie. Good doggie. Emptied it all out. And then I went and sprayed and cleaned. And then just the mental feeling of the bathroom drawer only having four things in it. That sounds really nice. It's a panty dropper. Because I don't even want to know what your drawer is looking like. I don't. Actually, well, it's more of a cabinet, unfortunately, size-wise. There's a, there's, it's mostly stuff that will get you. Luckily in our house, if there's too much stuff, Alex takes the office and everybody's like, this is amazing.

25:30Like, why do you have all these unopened beauty products?

25:34Jason Stewart:Oh, like, like to give out to people. Yeah. Like, yeah. I used to, not to like have it in the bathroom. Like, no, no. Like you guys take the shit. I'll do it. I used to do a J crew too. It's like, I would get a box of 30 things and I would want three of them. And I'm like, well, people want this stuff. This is like stuff people use and pay for. I would much rather pay it forward. Give it to the interns. Pay it forward, yeah, for sure. Okay. And that's the best way to do it, I find. You don't have access to that kind of stuff. Well, I have access to people who, you know, family. I know, but just being able to take it somewhere and drop it off and it be gone, it's a good feeling.

26:12It's the easiest, cleanest way to get it done. It feels better when you put it straight into the trash. You know that, Chris. I wasn't going to say that, but as a guy who's searching for a high, I know what that feels like. Satisfying sound when it hits the bottom of the can. That big old thwump. Hits the VIP in the bathroom.

26:28Jason Stewart:It's kind of like when you're addicted to a nerd's rope gummies or something. Do I systematically eat them one by one throughout the day or do I cram 10 in my mouth all at once and get a real head rush? Am I dropping the AB moisturizers one by one straight into the trash sure do i ab would never hit the trash but there's stuff that see where your line like alex brought home a bunch of stuff from somewhere and she left it in the bag i'm looking through it i'm like you ain't you ain't using this i'm gonna pick out the three things that look the best keep them and now she's addicted to one of them one of the lip you know and i was like see i have an eye for this stuff i'm not beating the allegations but i have an eye for you're the picker i'm the picker american picker i've noticed that i'm the picker in my relationship now we talk about it somebody's got to go through it all.

27:14Jason Stewart:Carolyn's the planner. I'm the picker. Unfortunately, I think I'm both, which is bad, but that's maybe. You're planning on a pick and working for a living? Who picks for the picker, right? That's what I say every day to my therapist. No one knows what it's like to be the sad man. No, when I hit better help, that's the first thing I'm asking. Who picks for me? Who picks for the picker? I went to a, before I left on Friday, we went to the Joyce Theater for a dance. Oh, this is the Sinead O 'Connor ballet which i'm truly jealous of it was fucking sick because it was like all could you say like nothing compares to it they didn't even play that that's even the better thing good lord they played it clean up on i'm like relatively familiar with shanate o 'connor's music but i maybe not i was like there's some fucking slap all this shit hits all this shit hits and the dance they had pews they were part like it was the dancers on stage with pews and they were doing wild shit with the pews it was really impressive like some rosalia shit from like a strength perspective it's like a 60 year old woman with just our insane arms like they're lifting up the 60 year old ballet there were several older women in this one it was great hour and 10 yeah cook shop before had a delicious piece of fish some pasta head down to the day i'm asleep get up 4am for the airport no problem because you know them 60 year olds ain't doing the late show they ain't doing the 11 15 start time the problem with the dance stuff the problem for me i know this is annoying for alex and the people around me i can't sit still i'm always uncomfortable um because you're because you don't have drugs in you no just because like i'm just sort of like your chairs chairs are always uncomfortable it's a little bit too tight i can't i can't i cross my leg i uncross my leg i sit up i slouch i can't i can't get comfortable what if you i mean this is something I talk about all the time whenever I go on a plane you know somebody you know a flight attendant or whatever they talk about how tall I am and blah blah blah and you know and I'll say something along the lines of you know it's it's it's I'm I would rather be super tall than super short yeah except for you know when I'm on an airplane or something there's a few exceptions baseball game you know any type of stadium seating is going to be fucked up for us tallies but I'm sure I mean an hour and 10.

29:35Jason Stewart:No, it's fine. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. That's like not a lot of time. How much of it is your body size and just overall pain from the weight of, of being a, you know, a human being who's in their middle ages and how much of it is your attention deficit disorder? I think it's most, that's a great question. Cause I don't, I'm not like thinking about looking at my phone cause it's pretty captivating for an hour. You know what I mean? I can, I can handle it. What if you had, you know, um, our friend of the show, Jordan Berry, like he, he had a he has a little vape the little vape bar kind of thing and he's like they're starting to have a little squishy like oh stress ball like it's like somewhere because like there's the stress ball but then like little kids now are into like the squishy slimy yeah yeah squisher things so it's like to make sure that kids start vaping even earlier we install your you know your seven-year-old's favorite squisher into the mint mango mocha lata you know so if you had imagine if i'm such a loser i have to bring a stress toy for an hour-long dance performance out brother it's not it's not out of the question i honestly can't fidget spin it'll be but it really bothers it really bothers me because i know it's i like could tell lady next to me was sort of like what's wrong with this guy and i'm like i i'm just so uncomfortable i can't stop moving i don't want to do it and it has nothing to do with the performance i just i don't know you didn't think that you are i mean you thought at some point in your life you would grow out of having ants in your pants exactly and i think it's getting worse is what the problem is well i mean you're not getting taller but your pain level is increasing and then as you get older it's just so it must be the add it must be shit that's even scarier it's even scarier i would never you don't you don't like going to the movies because you, you can't look at your phone, right?

31:23Yeah. But something about a dance performance is actually, it's somewhere between music and a movie. So it kind of works for me more than a movie. Movies are much more boring to me than people like doing something physical. That's like relatively impressive, no matter what the kind of the,

31:38Jason Stewart:even if it is just one dimensional, just bodies and movement. I couldn't stop. I couldn't stop fidgeting. And then again, I stand up. I feel like I'm released from jail. You know, when the show's over, I'm fucking, and I'm moving, I'm grooving, I'm shaking, I'm baking. Yeah, maybe as well as baking. I think maybe you have to perpetually keep moving so much that the famous Don Draper quote, you only like the beginnings of things. You know what I mean? Like we want to, now what, now what? Even if it is good, even if it is amazing, it's still, we're still, there's a time limit on it. It's like, hey, we're going to go in the jacuzzi yeah and you know like that sounds amazing but after you know everyone 20 minutes the number comes faster than you think it's going to come where you're like i think i've sat in this water long enough even though it is pure heaven you're right you know you kind of hit a wall and the same thing with with every anything that you're doing you're right i just i was really frustrated with myself i was like this is fucking annoying i have to figure this out admitting recognizing the issue is a big first step admitting it especially on record on a huge podcast available on spotify pineapple big next step you know yesterday i i got here and the room wasn't ready i went to equinox got my got my we hope pump with all the fellas and then i came back here and i just sort of i had a stack of magazines i'd brought from new york and i just sat downstairs in the shade at the pool and just read them damn and i was some 2003 shit right here i was like this feels so good you know imagine if that was if those were all like us weeklies and shit that's the problem it was like harper's and in the new yorker so unfortunately i had to like pay attention you had some thought it wasn't it wasn't pictures of nicole ritchie leaving somewhere so i had to concentrate but i was like i did this and of course i was looking at my phone and shit but not crazy and i was like i gotta really i do it at home sometimes but it's easier like with a it's just easy i really like i've become that kind of old guy that keeps his magazines until it's time for the plane get on the plane fly through them leave leave them on the plane when i'm done with nothing feels better nothing feels better that's good i mean that's you're you're teaching yourself to really sit down and create the set and setting to enjoy it the most and also you fly so much and it's such a good feeling why not i didn't i didn't look i didn't watch any yesterday on that flight i didn't watch anything i slept in red only for six hours and i was very proud of myself because i had i had next gen nyc down the reunion part one downloaded on my phone yeah well when i came home from new york i hit a little hail project hail mary wow don't know why it's it's a movie about ryan gosling becoming friends with a rock animal and it's sort of like his dog and best it was really popular though it was like people loved it very popular but you know the when they when you see a trailer for a movie it's like a hot guy in space and it's probably going to have like a random 80s kind of soundtrack you know because millennials made it it had a lot of I was watching I also watched a little bit of Supergirl and Carolyn was like this is a what song was that fuck I forgot it's like the boy and girl oh Sleigh Bells there's a Modest Mouse song Sleigh Bells absolutely rocks holds up that song is so good I'm gonna let you hold that no that song is amazing actually every time I hear it it's crazy how good this song was and how it's sort of like kind of a crazy song and it's the guy from poison the well it all all the factors are crazy it was a special time when that all happened special time but all these all these movies are having people our age you know and millennials and whatever they're becoming supervisors on these marvel films so i'm like i'm glad sleigh bells and modest mouse and whoever else got a little checkiana i guess it's a big Chequiana.

35:38I mean that movie bombed. Yes. I saw her. I was in the airport lounge with her as that was getting destroyed in London and I was like I was looking at her to see if she had pain in her eyes and I'm like well she got paid too much to probably. I mean it'll probably be a small setback but.

35:54Jason Stewart:Yeah yeah yeah. I mean it'll end up breaking even by the you know when it's all said and done with the toys or whatever. Hopefully there's a McDonald's toy that we can do a commercial for. But yeah she made her three million dollars or whatever she's all good did you see um there's a lot happening online right now we got ed well not even ed we got we got channing tatum with the burner yeah i saw arca's got arca twitter got hacked no hell no yeah i opened up twitter on the way here I seen Arca giving away 10 MacBooks. I said, they hacked the doll.