The Overlap Quiz | with Stick to Football v The Good, The Bad & The Football

0:00Just before we get started, a quick thanks to our partners and clothing. We hope you enjoy the show. How have you took all that? I don't even get a top. How have you just got all that? Hands off, Jill. Hands off. Have you given him all that? Have you given him beyond stuff? No. Oh, he's took my stuff. This isn't yours. Look at him, he's holding it there. He just said, no, it's just to me, I'd say that. I went, I will. Some words to train us when we haven't got any of that. You can let it go, though. You don't have to hold it. No one's going to nick it. I've got to say, lads. Don't give it... A lot of mediums in there.

0:39Nice, eh? Good? A lot of mediums. I was, like, looking after myself. Come on, Nicky, let it go, Nicky. Come on, Nicky. Let it go. Ian, is it all football? Is there a bit of general knowledge in there? It's just football, Wes. Just football. We're the champions from last year, so you should have given us a bit of... Should have clapped us in or something. You should have done a guard of honour for us. Did you... You won the one I did. Yeah. And then you won the last one as well. Yeah, we won the last one as well. I've got the official seating plan now. Right. So it's Ella, Nicky, Paddy, Sean, Paul.

1:17We're moving, yeah? Yeah, you're moving. So it's Cara, Jill, Gary, Ian, Roy. It roars between two. Red flag. He sat right next to the referee. Red flag. Straight away. You're not shouting across each other. I can't cope with it. I've been up since six. I can't cope with people screaming at me. Lads and lasses, we're waiting for... I don't know where Gary is, but I thought I'd show you this first. This is what we're all playing for. This is the no expense spent trophy, and it's got...

1:53I've actually broke it. Look at that. Well, actually, it's worked out. Winners get this and second place get the job. And it says, students have the game on it. Which I think is a couple of sort of catchphrases. And a big welcome to Ella and Sean, who are new to the stick to football, good, bad and football family. So, welcome. Welcome to Ella, welcome to Sean. Great to see you, Sean. Gary's here. Is there a phone? And then also phones. I think phones should be on aeroplane mode. Phones should be off the table, really. Why do you need phones at all? There should be no phones. No phone on our tables, lads.

2:30In case we can't get answers. Yeah. Have you two... I know, yeah, you're going to get ill now. What do you think is going on? It's a bit of fun, lads. A bit of fun. Facing me, though, are probably some of the most disobedient, lacking in integrity people I've ever met in my life in terms of... Wow, look at this. It's like a Christmas, too. It's got a flag straight away. It's like when he's up right down the street. Am I the only one that's got the Huel bottle in front of me? Of course you are. Thanks for that. Did you all like some? Nope. Hull, what's the Hull like vibes? It's basically, it's got 26 grams of protein.

3:05Oh, jeez. That's amazing. 25 grams of protein and 26 vitamins and essential vitamins and minerals. It's working for you, you can't speak. Working for you, you can't speak. Go, Gaz. Take your level up. Gaz, have you got a discount code for that? I've got a discount code for most things in this room. Have we got Tim Captains for each team? Roy. Roy. Not me. I do. Paddy? No, Nicky Bot. I'm not captain. Paddy's captain. Paddy. Paddy and Roy. Paddy. Why are the captain's showing us at referee then? Well, I'll sit there. He's influencing it. Come on, Roy. There we go. Wait, so who's captain? Come on, Roy.

3:42They're taking the captaincy. Stripped him with the captaincy. That's happened before. That's happened before. There's a bit of... Didn't end well. There's a bit of hierarchy on this side. Yeah. Bit of order. You know what's really hard, though? I really like all them people. Sorry. I can't have any, like, bad feelings. That'll change. That'll change when you get into full pub mode. Full pub quiz mode. Oh, hey, oh. Having a look at your questions. Seen that. So we've got Roy's captain, correct? Yeah. Paddy, you're captain. Yeah, by proxy, yeah. Yeah. Maybe do have a bit more gumption. Yeah, I should have a bit more gumption.

4:17I've got to say, though, coming in here today, talk about big time. Look at the cameras. We've had free teas and coffees. We've been given clothing. it's like sky money sky money it's amazing on ours you're lucky if anyone just even glances at you walk in it's like make up oh we'd live in the dream we've already won it'll be a big you've got you left with a big haul of clothes with what sorry you're doing pile of them you've taken all the clothes everyone's clothes yeah you weren't given them you took them well no Someone came to me because Gaz kindly offered me a discount code for... ..and clothing.

4:54Thanks, Gary. And then someone came in and said, no, we'll take you for them. And I've got to say, for these lads, I went in there, everything's medium-sized, medium. Oh, no, no. Oh, I've only taken Roy's socks. That's all I need. That's getting his eight-early quiz, that's good news. No, no. But, yeah, it's all lovely. Looking forward to this. Nice and Merry Christmas, everyone. Merry Christmas, everybody. Do you want some rules? Yeah Right here we go Here they are So we're going to have Three rounds The first will test Your football knowledge The second round Will test your Physical strength And mental quality Physical strength?

5:34Physical strength What do you mean Physical strength? I know but Gary's Not very well Oh no It's not an arm missile Ella's not well either though So it's fair And then The third round Will be a big Football and points round So there's like Plenty of points at the end quick fire it can all it can all change I'm quite nervous I am yeah I think it's going to and I was told it gets pretty pretty tasty towards the end of this they are very competitive very competitive these lot these lot we're just kind of relaxed take it as it is just a bit of fun in it for Christmas this is just a nice out the house free free tops live the best life lovely who's got the most football knowledge do you think out of them Who would you say?

6:19Nicky. Nicky Butter. Scolzy. Scolzy. Nicky Butter. Nicky's good on food and drink. Is there anything on food and drink?

6:30Nicky's going to take Jill Scott on a bush stucker trail, actually. Oh, yes. Have you ever ate a goat's testicle? Because I have. Don't know where to go with that one, Jill Scott, do you? Then were the days. Football was different in the 90s. grown up in Sunderland. Stick to Football is brought to you by Arm Clothing. We're going to show you some floodlights. Can I just interject with something here? What? No lighty. Oldham wasn't Premier League. Yes, they were. It was. Thank you. I have never seen corruption. People at FIFA are watching this going, oh, that's out of order. Nicky, come on. You were saying a minute ago, it's a bit of fun.

7:23Jill Scott played 161 times. How many games does she play well in? I've got 10. 9, 10!

7:35These old things. It's one of our schools having a privilege. Michael Van Basten. Oh!

7:56Right, should we go to round one? Yes, please. Okay, round one is a general football knowledge. In this round, we'll be giving five questions and there are plenty of points up for grabs. So stick to football, you'll go first. We're going to show you some floodlights on the screen. You have to tell us where those floodlights are from and you get a point for every set of floodlights. Now, I've been told that you'll be angry about this, but all the floodlights are floodlights you'll be more than familiar with. That's what I've been told. So don't shout at me. Does this get handed over to these? No.

8:27You can jump in and get it just to keep everyone interested, but I think you'll be all right. It's a lovely skyline, that. Oh, and what's that blue kit there? I've got to say, that's a curveball, isn't it? I weren't expecting that. How tough is that? It's not that tough. Is it not? Well, I mean, I've got the answers in front of me, but I know them all. Can I just interject with something here? What? No lie to you.

8:52Do you know what? You can have that. Who's that? Do you want to focus on this one? Right. Let's go one by one and let's hear your thinking. Is it all the same one? Did you just say they're all the same one? One's outside the ground, one's inside. No, three different grounds. Three different grounds, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. This one over here looks like a bloody foam mast. It's one of the left. It does a bit. 5G. 5G. What was it?

9:23That's an Indian player's mural there. We've got one over there. They've already got one. I think we've got two, actually. No. I feel like I reckon that's one. All three of these are really personal to each one of you. In some way. Oh, might be wrong then. That's really bad. One of them would be gig lame, but it's all right. Where do we grow up? Grounds where you grew up? Palace? Or old palace grounds? I know that ground that's doing my head in. Is it up in Sunderland or something like you played in Ireland? Is it an Irish one here? Like, yeah, it's personal to us then. How long have we got? It's not Wigan, is it, somewhere, Cara, like for James?

10:05Like this one here? No. Is any of them Marie? or not it's a fix and yous have got floodlights coming as well so don't get all smug how long do they have how long do they have seriously well I don't know yet I'm going to wait for something in my ear to tell me we're going to give you one more minute because it's making such riveting content we're going to let you do one more minute do you recognise that last one am I meant to no I don't know but I feel like it's ringing a bell for me I thought it was City Women's Home Crown and then I looked in no it's definitely not What's that say there? Who stands that?

10:43Are you allowed to go that close? The Don Maguire stand? There's no ruling to this, guys. Who's Don Maguire? Wow. Don Maguire stand. Who's the player on the wall? That's an England mural. That looked like the back of Palace, but like... It's not an England mural. How long do they have on this? Just putting it out. One more minute. Do Bery play in white? Yeah. Is that the kit? Look at the kit on the wall. Yeah. I don't know if that's an England player. Good shout, that character. I can't be giggling. That's not giggling. I'd rather go with Karen than giggling. That's not giggling, honestly. He'll know giggling.

11:15I'm just thinking, is that the kit that they wore? I know this ground. It's doing my head in. This one on the left. I don't know, Beakdale from 20 years ago. Are they current stadiums or are they old versions? These are the current stadiums. Oh, well, he's not there now. What kind of fucking clue is that there? Right. Look at that. Right, I'm going to get east of Burnley. I'm going to get used to Lockhead. First one, what are you going with? I like that. Lockhead. Don Maguire. Don Maguire? Don Maguire stand. Who the fuck's Don Maguire? Well, he must have played for him. He's gone there. Morecambe.

11:49What's the case? I said more than he said Morecambe. I don't think he is. First one. Morecambe. Morecambe. Second one. No, that's not it. Morecambe. How the hell are we going to get him from Palace? I mean, is that Palace? Palace. Palace. Palace. Well done. And then what's that there? We're not going in England. Is that not Marine? It's got a TV truck outside it there, isn't it? Is that a TV truck? That's someone's drive. Caravan. That's someone's drive, that. Caravan. It's a hell of a... It's a hell of a... A real giveaway of, like, that guy down in the bottom corner was Mo Salah. Hey, is that my make-up, Sky Make-up, man?

12:23Right, go on, what's the last one? Let's go. You just got your heel light on my new jumper. Sorry. Oh! Gary! Shambles. Gary, it looks like you really like football floodlights. He's going to kill me. Is that what it is? Giggling. Giggling. Morecambe Palace Giggling. Morecambe Palace Giggling. Yeah, we're wrong. It's Giggling. Oh, it might be sound. No, it's not Giggling. Right, that's locked in. Morecambe Palace Giggling. I am, you, I can't believe this, but you got none. Yeah. Oh, we like that. Oh, I thought we'd get a chance. Oh, I should have known that was Zip Switch. That's the whole point of the question.

13:07Where's the clue in that? What's the Swindon connection, though? You were blaming me for not getting the fucking Cranberry Stadium. The chip. Yeah, right in. Your chip at Swindon. You scored a phenomenal goal at Swindon. Your chip from near the halfway line. I was close with three. You went in the top corner. Good job. So I'm supposed to remember that from that. You know something? I want to know who Don Maguire is. Yeah, you should have got Ipswich, Roy. Roy should have got Ipswich. You know what, I've done my palace. Did you not study the... I've got my palace for it. I was only there four weeks.

13:38Right, go on, what's the other one? Roy never looked up once when he was at Epswich. My head was all done. Bad start, by the way. Right, so that's zero points. We'll now go to the good, the bad and the football. El and Sean, newest members. Here are your floodlights. Have a look. And remember, they'll all be significant... Oh, they're easy. Why didn't we get them? I know everyone. Easy. Easy. Oh, Squalzy's going to know that one. It's obvious. You don't know him. Let's have a little confer. Tooney scored a hat-trick there. I know that one. I know that one. Which one? What's that one, Nicky? Bradford, I think.

14:19Bradford. You're not ref. You have to whisper. I can do what I want. Yeah, Bradford. Bradford. So you're locking in Bradford. I'm guessing that's Bradford because it says Bradford Lips. Right. And JC. JCT 600 at the bottom. Bradford, 100%. Right. We'll lock in Bradford. Having Bradford written on it's not ideal for the quiz. Yeah, that's all right. That can't count. Hey, you can't move. Hey, it's not. I'm being the quiz master, that's fine. Thank you. You've got to be able to read. Can you hurry him up, please? It's taking too long. So I'll push you for the next two. So you've locked in, Bradford.

15:00What are the other two? Hang on, these are ten minutes. fucking five minutes. They were up having a look at them and everything. Oh, this is all our gear. This is all our gear. It's Manchester, isn't it? That's good. I think that was a bit harder, though. You should have got them. aren't they, but they're... What's hilarious is how I nearly went like that. They went off the seat. My daughter does that with them. What's the link there? Yeah. I know, yeah. Who scored there? Have these all got a link to us like theirs? They've all got the same sort of links, yeah. Someone scored somewhere. I'd have already got it.

15:37No, I've been there a few times, haven't I? I think if it says Bradford, that should be void. I've got that. Don Maguire's a big gif of me. I've got Bradford. The more play for Swindon. Swindon legend. I said stopport. Bradford's stopport. Go for it. Stopport. Stopport hasn't got an airport. It says you're a airport there at the bottom of it. Kieran, is Don Maguire a Swindon legend? Where does it say? In yellow, there are a radio airport on that sign at front. Oh, yeah? No, there's a C there. Can't even see the stadium there. Yeah, but you can see... It's the floodlights. It's the floodlights, shall we?

16:11But where's the rest of it? You're not going to get it, so... Have a guess. When you walk over... You walk over the... You go through the back street to get in the ground. What's that one that's like over a bridge? All of them. No, there's one... What is that? Luton. Yeah, I think it might. Is it not? No, it's not. It might be Luton, that. We're going to get 1-0 anyway, because we've got that one. We'll say Bradford Luton. He's not playing blue, though, did he? Bradford Luton, I'm going to lock in the last one. Lock nose in, lock nose in. That one's quite difficult. Whatever he says, lock it in.

16:45No. No idea. It's not Ipswiches. No idea. He said Ipswiches. No idea. That's it, that's it. Close it down. This is brilliant. You flew in that one. Bradford. I'll give you one more minute And they've still had four minutes less than you One more minute It's only the grounds that these are being used now These are all current stadiums Is that like Ellen Roll or something? I don't know It's quite a big stand isn't it? I don't think it is How long is that? It's just a quiz, man. That's 30 seconds left. That's got a bit of blue lighting underneath it and all over there. You see it? On this corner.

17:34Very good spot. There's a bin there. There's a bin there. It's yellow. A bin.

17:40We're not going to get it, are we? Come on, let's move on. Come on, let's go. I'll go to the team captain. Lock in your feet, please. Bradford. Yeah. Luton. Stockport, you said. Luton. Yeah. St James's Park. They've only got one. Palace with Scoles. He's scored that goal at Palace. They've only got the one that's in the past. I've got a beard here. Where do you score? What do you think? Jesus. What were you settling on? Alice. What were you settling on? I'm going to have to get that final one off you, Paddy. Jesus, for one point. Ellen Road. Ellen Road. Bradford, Luton, Ellen Road. Yeah. I can tell you that the good, the bad in the football scored one point.

18:19I haven't taken one. That's all right. One nil. And it is... It said blue. I haven't even seen the Carlisle one. Who said that? It's not in the league, though. I know. It shouldn't be, innit? Bradford, when it says Bradford... Oh, I got it for the JCT 600. I've never even seen Bradford. That's enough for me. What is... Who's got the Carlisle link? That's on. What's that? Carlisle link. Nicky? Carlisle? Do you remember? What is the connection? Ella? Anything Carlisle? Did Nicky score there? Your car in Carlisle. Oh, yeah. What happened? Someone let me tires down in the car park. Is that what it was?

19:00The manager? What's Salford playing? I know, I'm letting my tires down, is that right? Yeah, that's it, yeah. Birmingham. Have you not got Birmingham? Fucking hell. Sorry, why did you get it? You played there. You played there. I didn't. Right. Stick to Football is brought to you by Arm Clothing. The current scores are 1-0. Oh, we like that. And we'll continue with round one. It's the stick to football guys that are up next. Name the two people who have played in the Premier League and managed a World Cup winning side. Name two people... This is for you guys. We can just name it straight away now.

19:41Yeah. Name the two people that have played in the Premier League and managed a World Cup winning side. Did he adish on? Correct. I told you he'd go. It's fucking... There's two. Do you know? Played and managed. Played in the Premier League. Yeah, I've got it. Yeah. Scaloni. Lionel Scaloni is correct for two points. There he is. What did I say to you? That was social. Jamie, baby. That was easy, though. That's worth one point, I've just been told. No. Oh, crap. Why is it two points? How can that be worth one point? Because you've got to get both for the point. Yeah, that's fair enough. I think that's fair enough.

20:21Yeah, let's get it. You can't roll every point, Neb. You can't roll every fucking point. Seems a strange thing to do, though. I'll tell you what's your answer. Everyone's got a nice cup of tea over there. We've got no tea, by the way. It's actually flat white coffee. Bunch it. Right, now, the good, the bad in the football. Here is your question. Question two for one point. In total, who played the most for England? Jill Scott or Gary Neville Jamie Carragher and Ian Wright combined oh but he relaxed who has the most Scott he's got tons of caps yeah Jill's on about 100 when I'm in my debut she'll make 150 sorry who do you say who do you say is the others combined well you could pick we could use all of them because Roy would be zero anyway no no who did you say who did you say everyone or everyone else on that ride Jill's on over 100 It's definitely, it's a million percent.

21:15It's a million percent, Jill. I get this. Gaz got 80 odd, didn't he? He got 80 odd, he got 30 odd, I reckon. I know Jill's got something, because I asked for it a couple of ages ago off you, because you went, oh, I've got boxes of them. It's 100 % Jill. I'm telling you now. All right, we'll give that. We'll go with Jill Scott. I can tell you that Gary, Jamie and Ian played, they combined 156 times for England, and Jill Scott played 161 times. So by five taps. How many games does she play well in? I've got a tattoo. So now that means the good and the bad are 2-1 up. So back to stick to football.

21:58Stick to football, this is your final question of this round. It was consistent. Can you answer this question? Everton moved into their new Hill Dickinson Stadium this season. Name the five previous clubs that have moved grounds whilst playing in the Premier League. You have two minutes to lock in and a point for each one you get correct. Tottenham. Arsenal. Sunderland. Sunderland. Bolton. Sunderland did, definitely. Yeah, OK. Sorry, did it change since the Premier League started? Since the Premier League started. From Volker Park, yeah. Middlesbrough did. So they were in the Premier League when they came in?

22:38They have to be in the Premier League now. It has to have changed ground while they were in the Premier League. Oh, Premier League. OK, so we've got the two North Lunds. Middlesbrough did, didn't it? Sunderland, Robo. Middlesbrough did. What about Bolton? It's Sunderland. Man City? Sunderland's... City. City. Man City. City. City. No, not... City, Premier League. West Ham? No, West Ham, what did it? City, Man City, West Ham. West Ham. West Ham. Is there loads of these or just five? Sunderland, Robo. There's just five of these. How many have we got? Did you get a point for each one? A point for each one.

23:08West Ham I'm saying Oh You pass them across West Ham Arsenal Tottenham City Middlesbrough Sunderland I reckon I think Southampton's one Oh maybe Southampton Yeah you're right Yeah Southampton Our questions are so much harder than yours Yeah I think Southampton Those are those We'll go with those We'll go with those five Give me those five one more time Take your time Team captain Give me those five one more time Arsenal Spurs City Man City West Ham you've won West Ham yeah are we sure West Ham Southampton I think Southam's right I thought Middlesbrough you've locked in those five 2017 was Spurs 2016 was West Ham 2006 was Arsenal 2003 was Man City and 2001 was Southampton well done well done Cara well done Cara 6-2 carrying them all we don't lose together that's what we do we don't lose together that's what we do are you sure Middlesbrough and Sunderland didn't move by the way in the Premier League no we should get extra points for them too they moved in the championship and then they moved when they went up we just noticed it wasn't due enough time in the Premier League right the good the bad in the football here is your question three remember you get five points for this we want the five players who have scored five goals in a Premier League game can you name them easy five players who have scored five goals in a Premier League game

24:38You've got a minute to give us five. Not getting five. No, I got four. Easy. This is tougher than yours, this. Not many people have got five pads. In the Premier League? Everyone's got a new team. Robbie? In the Scottish League. Robbie? Right, he's fifth goal. Robbie got four. I remember Robbie getting four. Yeah, you've got to have to. Coler. What about... Coler against... Which one? What about Robbie Keane? Robbie Keane. Yeah, it's soccer weird. Tevez. Tevez. Don't remind me of that. It's called Opal. It's probably in goal, isn't it? He was in goal. Harland. It's called point when he went out.

25:24Harland. You don't have to whisper because it doesn't get your right. Does it get handed across? It doesn't get handed across. He's going as long as you want. Harland. Stop saying it, you're looking at me. Harlan Defoe. They're looking here. Fowler. Fowler. Kohler. Kohler. Easy. You've definitely got two wrong. Crouch. Good. When Robbie Robson took. We've got two wrong. Have we got EY? That's a horrible thing to say. The mind games by Jamie Carragher is phenomenal. How many have I got? No, no, no. I've got four. We've got two right up to now. We've got four. And remember, it's relevant to your team.

26:00Oh. Oh, so is it? No, it's not. He's making it up. So maybe someone's son or something knows something about his dad. Maybe you scored five goals and got your tyres slashed. I mean, he's short and smokier. He's my son. He's leaving. Don't pick my son. Shout him out again. Harland. Harland Cole. Cole. DeFore. Who's the other one? Hurry on. Come on. Right, come on. I'm going to have to push you, Paddy. We've got Harland DeFore. I need five players. I've scored five goals. Robbie. Robbie. Which Robbie? I reckon both. Easy. Do you reckon Robbie? Robbie King? Both of them. Oh. Good one, good one. The load of averages.

26:43Go hang on. We know we're right from here. Time's up, Paddy. I need to get your five, please. Lock it in, Paddy. Lock it in. Who are you going with?

26:54Defoe, Fowler, Harland, Cole and King. Right. Roy. I will give you them in chronological order again. Newest to oldest, Newcastle 2015, Sergio Aguero. Oh, fucking hell. Versus Blackburn Rovers in 2010, Dimitar Berbatov. Oh, I'm glad you did. Versus Wigan in 2009, Jermaine Defoe. Oh, Jermaine, I remember that one. Against Sheffield Wednesday in 1999, Alan Schaaf. Oh, lovely. He's got the most goals ever in a gripping. I knew it again.

27:33Oh dear. Oh dear. And then against Ipswich in 1995, Andy Cole. Andrew, we all knew that one. Andrew Cole. So you've got two points. Tough question. Less enough goals. All level anyway. I've seen that. That was so much tougher than that. That weren't. I don't think it was. One paddy. Right, we've got question four of round one. This is over to stick to football. Keep an eye on the scores here. Stick to football. Is that still 2-2? Right, lads, here we go. Ian, what's the scores there? 2-2, 2-2. You guys are 6-4 up, so this is a... What? You're not surprised after giving them that one. Bloody hell, buddy.

28:11And this is for one point. Alongside Peter Shilton, which former goalkeeping teammate of Gary and Roy's, holds the record for the most clean sheets at a World Cup. Alongside Peter Shilton, which goalkeeping teammate of Gary and Roy's, holds the record for the most clean sheets at a World Cup. That's fucking easy. That's a wheezy. Van der Sarse Michael. At one tournament or just over the whole career? It's probably Van der Sarse Michael, can't it? Fabian. Oh, Fabian Bartali. Massimo Teibe. Look at Scozia just throwing it in like he's... Roy. Roy. Well, France were very good, weren't they, for a period.

28:54I don't want a women's football question. I know, I'm not going to have a clue. He might be the answer You know when I did the wheel My special subject Was hot drinks Coffee They got to the World Cup Is that two and a half years answer? Holland got Fabian It's the semi-final In 98 Argentina in the quarterfinal What year is this? 98 Yeah so they win it Who won it in 98? Is that a good question? I know but Argentina How long? Holland Went quite far Which of your teams? Holland got to the semi-final. They got beat by Brazil. Yes, they beat Argentina. There we go. They could have got... He's got a number of games there, Edwin.

29:34Yeah. 2002, it's not like Andy Gorham. You know, like a lawn player came in. Remember Andy Gorham came in from Rangers. Did he not play for Scotland? It can't be that easy. Fabian's too obvious. Mark Bosnick is too easy. Oh, Bosnick. The Cats. 2002, they went out really early. Gary's gone. France played with a back four. Concentrate. Concentrate, Dad. He's not even paying attention. I'm going to give you 30 more seconds, guys. 30 more seconds. Like a year later. It can't be that many. He would have played 98, 2002. You're overthinking it, lads. You're overthinking it, I'm telling you. Was Barthes playing 2006?

30:14Did he get the final, France? Fucking hell. It can only be Edwin. It can only be Bandasar. I think we've got the... 10 seconds. Go on. It can only be Bandasar, I'm telling you. Don't lock that in. We're going with Barrett. I think we're going with Barrett. Barrett. I don't think it is. I can tell you that alongside Peter Shelton, this person will have 10 clean sheets in 17 appearances, and that person is Fabien Barrett. Yeah! Well done, Goldie. Well done, Goldie. So you're now 7-4 up. That's it. We give him that answer. That's because he's always on that fucking show. That's why. Jesus. We don't.

30:55Any chance? We've got a ringer here. Give me the guy there. We would have got... You said it was too obvious. It's so easy we thought it was a trick question. It was outrageous. Have we got a ring? I was paying attention. Well done, fads. Right, the good, the bad and the football. Here is your question four again for One Point. Ian and Sean Wright-Phillips are one of two father and son duos to have won the Premier League. Can you name the other one? Jesus. My God, there's only two of us. Oh, that's ridiculous. Peter and Casper. It's correct. You don't take time. Straight in. I knew the great goalkeeper would get that.

31:42I thought Alfie did it. See, as we were so quick, do we get some of that time for the next person? No, you don't, unfortunately. But you get respect and kudos and admiration. What are the scores? Sorry, I'm not being... The scores are 7-4. All right. 7-5. 7-5. I apologise, Nicky. I apologise. I think that's the easiest question. Sorry, Roy. Sorry, sorry. Where do you do the Love Island from? Where do you do... I didn't expect that question. Are you on site? I used to be on site. And then post-Covid, I do it from my house. I've got a recording studio on my garage. Where do you live? London.

32:25I'm thinking you're on sight and you've got this bird's eye view of it Well that's what you want You can't say that

32:34Can't say that kind of thing anymore He's such a good voice for it though We've got question five and this is for three points for a correct answer We're going to give you five clubs Sam Allardyce has managed You have to place them in chronological order when he took over the club Do you want a pen and paper to write this? You might need to write this. You've got paper. There's a pen. It can't be easier than the Premier League, the father and son. Are you going to give us the clubs? I'm going to give you the clubs. You said it's not all football. You said it's not all football. Round one. Just let everyone go and have a brew.

33:06Bring him out. Blackburn. Newcastle. Bolton. This is outrageous. Everton. West Ham. Oh, I think we're good with that. I'll bet you are. I could get those. So I want that in chronological order. outrageous what was the question Bolton I think Bolton's first is it have you get them all in the correct corner should we get an extra point for Limerick City and that's country before he went to Bolton no you don't it's just three points for these five what were the names again Blackburn Newcastle Bolton Everton West Ham no definitely not Limerick definitely not is right Ian Keeney playing he said that's country I won't be done we're giving other people a chance to shine That's what great leaders do.

33:52We step back. It's like they're attacking and we're thinking about what about for Lucy Walton? Let people express themselves. A bit like what I want them in chronological order. And we oversee it. Not everybody can just attack. Nicky. Nick. Nice jumper.

34:14I love what Nicky's doing. Like the trainer. Like those bits. Great top. Great top Great top Let them get on with that Because we've got that Me and Roy know that So when did you go to Black So Black Black is there They get rushed along You should give him the teams early No you shouldn't I don't think You shouldn't give the teams No no They should get it He definitely goes Oh right I see what you're saying They just have to get The order of the clubs Yeah There's a few not in here though This guy's going off To a fucking dancing competition Break dancing B-bom Okay we got it Right, let's get Roy, captain, can I get your answers, please?

34:53Are we happy with that or not? In chronological order, please. Which one do you not think, Roy? No, no, I think we're good. Can you read them out loud? We're going to go with Bolton, Newcastle, Blackburn, West Ham and Everton. That is absolutely correct for three. You are now on ten points. The good, the bad and the football, you are on five points, so you really need this. That was a tough one. OK, here's your question for three points, remember. We are going to give you five clubs Mark Hughes has managed. You need to place them in order of chronological order when he took over from the club.

35:31Thanks, Jill. We're not going to get that. Mark Hughes clubs, do you want me to give you the name? I don't know. He would not be able to get that. Man City, Blackburn, Stoke, Fulham, QPR,

35:51Stoke, Fulham and QPR or Queen's Park Rangers as they're often referred to as That's the one, that's the one Ian, who do you support? I support Hibernian Football Club Ibs Not great because Harts might win 16-16 SPFL for the first time Since Fergie was at Edinburgh Since Fergie was at Aberdeen the last time a team that wasn't There's quite a number there, Aaron, right all down the line.

36:29There we go. When I left, he was at City when I was there, when I knew Takeover. I was only there four years, and I went to QPR. Right, we need... You do love Ireland from home? Do it from home, mate. Jesus Christ. It's because I did the US one at the same time as well. Is he asked that same question? Because of the time difference I can do both. And do you quote the scripts? I write the scripts. You write the scripts. I write the scripts. You write the scripts. Huh? Gary, are you trying to get on Love Island? No. I think you'd be cracking on it. Celebrity Love Island? You'd win that easy. Gary, you'd piss that.

37:00You would piss Love Island. We should go and get Gary on that. It'd be brilliant. You should do a Celebrity Love Island. Gary would get his shows mixed up and get the girls to line up like it was Dragons Day. You forget wearing a quiz here. Oh, sorry. There's a lot of emotion on the programme though isn't there? A lot The bits that I've seen They're young people The bits that I've seen No but it's a bit like You watch it all the time You watch it all the time He's an avid watcher Who? You're an avid watcher aren't you? You're an avid watcher No I'll tell you what we had Me and Mrs had a Love Island party with her mates Did she actually?

37:34Oh yeah 7 or 8 years ago A few years ago I got all the Liverpool team Love Island water bottles Andy Robertson Did you? Yeah I got a Jürgen Klopp had one and all that The big baby Are we going to rush them along? Sorry, guys. Mark Hughes has managed plays. Guys, don't forget the QPR one. He was a caretaker. So it's Man City, Blackburn, Stoke Fulham, QPR. I want it in chronological order and I want an answer now. And I'm actually growing into this now. Yes. I can feel myself. Put your weight around. Put your weight around, E. I'm going to put my foot down, Paddy McGuinness, and I'm going to push you for an answer, mate.

38:08Here we go. I'm just putting it out there. These get far more time. How? A few more times. This is outrageous. Paddy, not that we're competitive. Paddy, we don't know. I'll just fuck his team. Oh, fuck. What a team. What a team. Yeah, but that's just pure honesty and that's what you're going to get from Scolese. That's what you're going to get from Scolese. Sean, come on. This is your chance right now. Do you know what chronological means? Sean played for him, didn't he? Right, so... Sean played for him. We're now, obviously, black belt first. When I went back to City, he was there. But then I had worn up for a year, a year and a half.

38:48Mark Hughes, who is a football player that then became a manager. It's a day of a break somewhere. Thanks for that, Ian. A lot of people do that these days. Right, you need to get them all right for the three points. Nah, man. Fucking hell. Right, OK. Blackburn, number one. City, two. Oh, you're smiling. I'm not going on. We've already got it wrong, got it. No, you're on. You're on. You're on. Don't be telling them. This is the one where we're roaming out. We'll go Fulham three. You're on. You're on. Stop telling them. He's telling them. Can you do that? QPR four, stomp five. It's three points.

39:31You've got to say it. Yay! Well done, Sean. Go on, righty. It's unbelievable. How have we got that? Well done. You said you look foppy. Because of my son. No idea. No idea. No. Yeah, I did. Paul was acting like you thought you had no chance in hell. Right, should we really try now? Because obviously we're good. Wait a while. We're good. You're back in the room. Right. End of round one. It's close. It's 10-8 to stick to football. These are just in the lead, but not by much. 10-8. 10-8. 10-8. it's close it's close you applaud yourself you applaud is that the end of round one? end of round one it's 10-8 Stick to Football are in the lead Stick to Football is brought to you by Arm Clothing £1 million the Super 6 Christmas roll over is one final round and if you land the jackpot you could become a millionaire it's completely free to play just predict six goals this weekend and the money could be yours.

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40:56Round two is an observational round, so you've got to watch it, is what that means. Thanks for that. You get five questions on a video we're about to show you. Right, stick to football, you're up first. You've got to watch this video. Put your clean glasses on. In this video, our beloved Kieran, who was recently put for his pasted with Soulford FC and at a private gym session with the former world's strongest man, Eddie Hall. Stick to football, you have got the Eddie Hall video. So watch this and I'm going to give you five questions about this video. Shall we write that down? No point with writing it down.

41:29Shall we write things down? I don't know. Are they allowed to write things down? No. In fact, I'll need my pen back for the scores. Can I have my pen back? I love my pen bar. A bit of fun. You're not writing things down. You've got to observe, you've got to memorise, and then you've got to tell me the answers to the questions at the end of the video. Here's the video. Now, have a look at this.

41:56We're here at Destination Gym in Stoke to see if I've got what it takes to be a strong man. You having kids? Hey, Omari. Hello, Eddie. How are you doing, mate? You OK? I'm excited. I'm hoping I'd pleasantly surprise myself a little bit because this is unfamiliar territory. Could someone start to be a strongman at 29? Like a base strongman at Will's Strongest Man would be 6 '1". Right. And probably a minimum of, like, 130 kilos. So I've got no chance, really, then, on that front. Well, you're a bit behind.

42:33The attention told us little details. I'm a bit nervous there. Come on, man, we'll get warmed up. Right, so I think a good safe way to test your strength would be to do a six-rep max. So basically, we're going to keep going up the weight until you cannot do six reps. Right, OK. My 13-year-old son, he can do about 35 kilos for six reps. Should be easy, yeah.

43:00Go on, kids. Six. How's that feeling? All right. Yeah, I've done a bit of research in like sumo wrestling. And if you're a top level sumo wrestler in Japan, you're like fucking David Beckham. You're like, money's unreal. Yeah, the fame's right up there. Some of them are like 250 kilos. Like they're fucking ginormous. That's not a full rep that I'll have you know. Yeah. I'd have pulled him up on that. Weirdest thing you've ever lifted up then. I guess the most obscene thing I've ever picked up is called the Red Rocket. and it was like a steel tube going that way, probably about 12 foot in length.

43:41And I put a hip hoist on and you pick it up with your hips, you weren't allowed to use your hands. And I think I picked something up like 1300 kilo and just lifted it up off the ground and then put it back down. Come on, big breath. Oh, oh. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Struggling with the 25s. So how heavy would an Atlas stone be that you'd lift typically? Will's strongest man level, you're talking 200 kilo. They do kids' versions, luckily for you. I'm going to need that. Here we go. 45 kilos. It's not even a quarter of what we do at Will's strongest man stage. Fuck.

44:29Fuck, yes. I'm not actually excited. No go. Pull your forearms into it. There we go. Keep your arms straight. Just stand straight up. Keep going. There we go. Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh.

44:52He's had an absolute blast. He's had an ace. He's had an ace.

45:07Kieran does not have what it takes to be a strongman, but that's okay because Kieran is a runner. Don't quit the day job. Quit the day job is the good old saying. Jumble time. Thanks so much.

45:21Yes, Kieran. Give it up for Kieran, everyone.

45:27Phenomenal stuff. Oh, Kieran. Oh, no. Kieran's a great one. Give him the question. Right. You stand there for this round. Right. You want a toilet? Right, here we go. Are you ready? Five questions. Each question is worth one point. First question. What was written on Eddie Hall's shirt? Beast. Beast. Oh, great. One point. Did you get that, guys? What colour socks does Kieran take off in the dressing room? What coloured socks? Oh, can you check the first question? Can you check the first answer? Leopard, like a leopard. I thought it was rare. You want to lock that in? Yeah. Leopard print is correct for another boy.

46:12They were black and white. Black and white. Leopard. Zebra. Leopard's not black and white. They were leopard print. What's his sound there? Leopard print. He was wearing them. He was wearing them. Black and white. He was wearing them. What colour is leopard? He had them on deliberately. With a yellow and black. You're kind of blind. Black and white. Why would he lie? Why would he lie? Let's go. I didn't think this would be what would be arguing about. They made the poor man. Let that go. Right, listen. Which footballer does Eddie Hall compare top-level sumo wrestlers to? David Beckham. Is correct for another point.

46:47David Beckham, guest of the show. Are we going to come for a one? He asks. Now, what was the weight of the final dumbbells that Kieran lifted up? Oh, yes. 25 kgs is correct. And finally, how many attempts did Kieran have at picking up the Atlas ball? Oh, God. Three. I think it was three. That was three. More than that. You think so? I think you have more. I thought it was three or four. I thought it was three. Yeah, I thought it was four. You have to pick one, guys. Four. The first four. That's captain. Yeah. I would have said three. I would have said five. Something. Four. Four. Four. The correct answer is...

47:25Four. Yeah. That makes the scores That takes you to 15 points Well done, Kez, brilliant Well played I'd like to know what colour leper is

47:43Leopard's not black and white Can we play the video? Leopard's yellow and black Zeb or panda Leopard is yellow and black Ben's got them on What colour is this? Ben's black and white Black and white It's not a leopard. No, wait. Thank you very much. That is... That's not a leopard. Smell them. That's not a leopard. Is that a zebra or a leopard? That's fair enough. It's fair enough. Let me bring Ben's sock to the audience. Is that the exact sock? This is the sock. You went to Ben's house before. Is that black or white? Ben, I'll get your sock off for then. That's all right, Ben. That is a genuinely worn sock.

48:21Look at that leopard. You'll sign it. You'll sign it for if you want. There's one for everyone in the audience I tell you what, that was a good observation Right now listen, the good, the bad in the football You're about to watch Kieran visit League 2 Salford Switch on, switch on Remember, five questions at the end Be very observant, here's the video now Good luck Kieran mate Good luck guys Is it Kieran again?

48:47I'm here at Littleton Road To see if I've got what it takes to be a professional footballer I'm bricking it Do my best to not get humiliated today. What did they have on the tee shirt? I saw that as well, James. Scolsy's there every day. He knows all that. Look at Scolsy looking like that. Scolsy's got the camera. I'll be handing me notice in at the overlap this evening. I'm playing tomorrow with any luck. See what they think. Oh, the class of 92. Let's hear about him. They won it by themselves. It was the class of 92 that won it all. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I guess the others. Oh! Oh!

49:26How we doing? How are you? Right, listen, before we start, right, obviously where we train here, there's a run that when Bruce, he was a kid, coming through, he wants to just see where you're at first. Two and a half minutes. But if you can do it, what do you say you can do a 10K in? 42-ish now. 42 minutes. So, yeah, it'll be interesting to see. You're going to go on my whistle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So first one, you're up to me. Ready? Yeah. There you go. Six-yard line, back. 18-yard line. Go on, Cain! Back. You're coming up to the halfway line. So this drill that he's doing now is every line on the pitch and back.

50:07Far 18-yard line. Go on, Cain! If a player can get in under two and a half minutes, they're deemed to be reasonably fit. Come on, mate! Come on, you beast! I'm not making it back, am I? Well done. Went off too fast at the start. Two minutes. You should have to use a piece of stuff. That's good, by the way. Right, come on, Key. You're doing two minutes. Just 1v1s. You against Kelly. How do you fancy your chances? Not got a chance. I'm sorry, mate. You're going to be put to work here, I think. Put your bib on, mate. Don't do a ballad telly, whatever you do. Ready? Pay two minutes off the bat. Let's go, come on.

50:54One, off, yes, from you, keep us, come on, pay! Get it, Kez. Come on, Ke. Get out, go, go, go! Take him. Oh! You've got two minutes! 1v1. Come on, pay, keep us, pay! Yeah, it's tough. 2-0! 3-0! Great stuff, Kez, keep going. This is hard work, though, 1v1. 40 seconds, come on. I know. He's got a good stuff, didn't he? Yes, go on, guys! Oh, Derek, go on! Oh!

51:28Seven now! His legs are knackered. The keeper's not helping.

51:3415 seconds left! Oh, he could have been trying. Come on, guys! His legs are knackered? Unlocky! Yes! It's hard, though, to be in his defence. He's just come off a very difficult run. I am pasty I just had nothing genuinely just had nothing

52:09I thought that was there very tough I mean for anyone to have a football as their profession you've got to be a top level athlete each time I got the ball I didn't have anything in the legs to try and find half a yard round him or anything you need to get yourself recovered because you're playing tomorrow Colchester at home, three o 'clock go and get yourself a nice massage Just, you know, 12.30 kick-off. 12.30 kick-off. I'll see you at three. Yeah.

52:48Oh, that feels so good. Oh, get the heel in. Get the heel in. I'm due a pay review. Fucking hell, if I don't get a pay rise, after being put through that today. Tuesday with Eddie Orr. What you got to do? That was pure pain, that today. And it was just soul-destroying. Soul-destroying. Give it up for Kieran. Yay! Well done. Kers, you're the best. After the Q-ley went back onto the pitch and actually scored a hat-trick. Unbelievable. That stuff's amazing. Right. Come on. So Kieran went to Salford. Here are your questions. There's five, there's a point for each. Easy. First of all, what number is Kieran's training kit?

53:33What number is Kieran's... They didn't see it. 30. Is correct. I'm too neat. Which player does Kieran compare himself to? I don't even remember hearing that. Are you sure he said that? Did he play it again? Did he say that? At the start, he did. I think it was... He did say it. What? Fucking, these are so much more difficult. They're the exact same. No, they're not. I didn't hear that one, did you? I didn't hear it. Just have a guess. Where is he from? It was an F player. It was an F player. Thank you. Robbie Fowler. Robbie Fowler is unbelievably incorrect. It was Michael Owen. Yes! I did not hear that.

54:14Michael Owen. Is that finished? Are they done now? That's it? No, there's a few more. What time does Kieran say he can run 10K in? He said 42 minutes. He did, correct. Same time as Scolzi. I've got Scolzi with me. Scolzi whispered that one. Three Premier League strikers are referenced in the video. Can you name two of them? That's a tough one. At any point in the back will win, correct? Easy. I remember you. That's obvious. It's so obvious. You're so annoying. Three, and just at any point, they're named. Honestly. Don't be giving them any clues. No, I'm just saying they're named in the video. Got to be Robbie Fowler.

54:52Yes. Got to be Robbie Fowler. Like a solicitor, you can't be representing both of them. Okay, okay, okay. Sorry. You know what, I wouldn't have got these. I don't think I'd have got any of them. Three Premier League strikers are referenced. Give me two of them. You've got my clothing. What's the next one? What did Eddie Hall have on his shirt that he's known as and sponsored as? And it was in multi-coloured letters. And he's got a fucking 50-inch chest. We've got... How many blades of grass did he cover? It's absolutely outrageous. How did you explain it like that? I'm glad he said chest. You got the squad number.

55:28The squad number. Squad number you got. That was easy. Easy. That was as easy as B. I guess. Did he say backs? No, it's not a striker. Striker. Oh, sorry, sorry. Robbie Fowler, fuck it. You love Robbie Fowler. Yeah, I do. And he doesn't love you because it's wrong. It was Balotelli, remember when he was putting on the... Remember when he was putting the people on that? That's the group he said there. And Bergkamp. It's just said three Premier League strikers on reference. I didn't hear Bergkamp. They were all shouting my love. What flavour Huel does Kieran drink in that? Whatever flavour that is.

56:01Whatever flavour that is. It was strawberry or something. What is it? What is that? It's got a strawberry in it. Mountain Blue. Strawberry and cream. What is it? The answer. Strawberry. I mean, these are fucking outrageous. These are outrageous. That one's disgraceful. I can't even see it He was there for you to see We haven't even referenced it We said he's got huell Yeah but not fucking strawberry Strawberry is correct Thanks It's technically strawberry light But if I pulled you up on that I think that would have been So that makes the scores 15-11 to stick to football

56:50And then finally And one more time, give it up for Kieran, everybody. You're done. You're a great fan. That was tough what he did, Barry. No, it's hard. Stick to Football is brought to you by Arm Clothing. The next round is the football pictionary round. you're all going to have 90 seconds and it will be 90 seconds to name as many clubs as you can Kieran's going to come back to keep time and he's going to bring out the easel and all the rest of it captains so Roy and Paddy you need to pick someone that you want doing the drawing right what? what we're saying I can't draw it's not the drawing are you drawing?

57:34it's not the drawing it's not about drawing it's not about drawing it's not about drawing it's all the person drawing So this is like a charade, bro. Pictionary. Pictionary. Good shout. Good shout, E. Can I do words, by the way? No. Gary, it's picturing. Yeah, just right there. Can I do words? Old school. Down this side. I can't draw on my left hand. No, no, but you just have to draw like that, Gary. Come on. I'll be cutting across it, though, won't I? You'll be fine. You'll be fine, honestly. You know, Tony Hart. It's just funny. You're not.

58:11I can't get quite right here. He'd be drawing a jaw hand. I'm ready. Right, 90 seconds. They're all football teams. Gary's going to draw just pictures. You can't do words. And we can show as many as we want. You can shout out as much as you want, and then when you guess it, you move on to the next one, Gary. Or you can pass if you really want to. I started by looking at the... Kieran, are you ready to start? 90 seconds starts now. Oh, shit. Is this a football? That's a Man United or Man City? Man United, yeah. How do you know that? Because that's a man. It's a man, Jill. Which one, then? I would have got that rumoured.

58:42Hey, Nell. Come on, Gary. It's a hard one. Go to the next page if you want as well, Gary. Fuck me. It's going to be a picture of this. See, it's because he's had to stand on that side. It's not going to get... Liverpool. Pool. Is that a pool? Blackpool. Is it Premier League clubs? Are there any teams? Volcano. This is not wrong. Any football teams? Eruption. In the world? In the world. Corruption. He's moved on. That's 30 seconds gone. Take your time. Oh, Gary. If you need three or four. Oh, lovely stuff. Oh! Oh, time's ticking. You're a card. Sunderland. Ian Chill. Yeah, I've got that, guys. Ian Chill of the North.

59:21Newcastle. Newcastle. No. No. No, no. Oh, no. I don't know. Thanks. Liverpool, Everton, Blackburn, Gold. Southampton. How long's that? Ian. Draw Southampton. Why is it? That's one minute gone. Salford. Salford. Salford. Salford. Southampton Can't speak Stop turning the card around as well Gary Fucking hell Oh yeah That's what you want to draw Gary That's good Gary we can see the card Oh here we go PSG PSG PSG Apple Tower Apple Tower Is it a club? Fucking hell Two right so far What are you up Gary What are you doing? And one Second left Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god What was that one? It was a pint for Rovers, Rovers Return.

1:00:12You could have wrote Rovers? Blackburn Rovers, you can't write a word. Blackburn Rovers, you can't write a word. Blackburn Rovers, move on to Real Madrid. I think Roy getting Eiffel Tower from that is amazing. Where's Real Madrid on there? Who's the halo? Harry's saying, you're back. Who's doing your drawing? Right, who's up? Tell you what, though. Yeah, Nicky, but... It was good to Gary show him answer on that. I'll stand that side as well. Do you want me to hold him for you? He's got to do what he's less than. Gary, why didn't you just draw, like, Jude Balladon? No, but when you get out of the point, just move the man.

1:00:49Fucking hell. Tough crowd. I did, I kept doing it. Okay, guys. Hang on. Can't use letters. Don't worry about it. Can't use letters. No words or letters. Hang on, hold on to the cards, Nicky, like Gaz did. Do you want to hold on to them? No, no, no. Nice one, Nicky, do it properly. Oh, the rules change every time. I'm trying to help him out. Every time. Yeah, no. Paddy, we only got two. Paddy, we cheated that well, we only got two. You know what I mean? Paddy, you do know these are England United. Oh, he just whispers something. I swear to God, I never... Go on, Nicky. Right, Nicky. I swear to God.

1:01:24Nicky. Nothing about me. God, he's lying. Nicky, you're 90 seconds. Hang on. He's got a second. That's a big one. Have you started? Start again, start again. Start again. I'll lower it once. Move it round, Ricky. Pull that back leg out, mate. It's just going to go over that. I can't hold you these. I'll land your cards. I'll go on this side. Right. Go on. Right, that's your first one. Time starts. Now. You have to do it left-handed. You can pass it. Pass it. I can't see from that side, Jay. Oh, fuck. He just hide it when you're bringing them down. I'm trying, Roy. I've got too many cards. That's a hard one, that.

1:02:01Pass it on, pass it on, pass it on. Fucking hell, come on, Nicky. How long is this? How long is it? He can't shout behind me back. Come on, Nicky. That's a good bit. I don't know that one. Fucking hell. Throw something for fuck's sake. Nicky, come on. Move on. Next one. He's on me and talking. That's 30 seconds. Nicky, Nicky. He can't shout behind me. Liverpool. Fucking Liverpool. Shut up a minute. Move on. Robbie Fowler. Stop guessing you're putting Nicky butt off. How long to go, Kieran? House. Oh, he's fucking out. How long to go? Five seconds. How long? Nicky, come on, son. Here we go. Just trust.

1:02:46Shirt. House. No, listen. Madness. House of fun. The kit's colour. One minute. You meant us. Yeah. What? Oh, yeah. Come on. Come on. Black and white stripes. I don't know. How did you get that? Do the same again? In the cards in the way. Do you see him again? That's a clue. In the way of football, all right? Oh, I might be fucking meant to get in the ass. Nicky, come on, son. I'm struggling. How can you? Here we go. Liverpool. Easy. Easy, this one. Easy. Oh, my God! He's got a shot. Oh, yeah. He's got a shot. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's right there. You've done it.

1:03:26Hosting Portugal. Villa. Aston Villa. I'm with you. There you go. Oh, yeah. He's mighty down here all the game. He's in here. You know in Barcelona, you should have put up like a cell. A cell like bars. Fucking brilliant. That gets it straight up. That's right. At the end of that round, stick to football or on 17. The good, the bad, not on 12. Sorry, boys. That was out. I don't know what I'm meant to do there. Oh, just anything. No, that was out. Anything. Just fucking water. What's your awful look? Red, rent free, mate. How do you score the club? What do you think? Draw the shape of the shield.

1:04:03I said Liverpool's that. I said Liverpool. And he was drawing Aston Villa at the time. And he said Liverpool. Whoa. Oh, gosh. Oh, no.

1:04:19Oh, my God. Jamie, I need a wee for this. Right, next up, we bring you a pull-up bar, OK? The captains will pick one person each to do as many pull-ups as they can. It is two points for each pull-up. Can you do that? Two points for each pull-up. The captain will pick... Are we doing different ones, or is this just for pull-ups? Just pull-ups. Paddy. One person from each team does pull-ups. It's two points a pull-up. Two points a pull-up, that's good. I can just tell. I reckon he's not even up. And we've got... And Kieran is going to decide whether or not it's a proper pull-up. Ian, can we do a competition?

1:04:58No, no, no. I can't even. I can't do one pull-up. I've got a chance. We'll be there all day. Honestly, I'm so happy. You've never been able to do that. Girl, you just do that. I know. I can do something. I can't do it. But it's two points at a pull-up. I want. I've got to get used to it. I'm going with Jamie. You're going with Jamie. Paddy, who are you going with? Oh, hello. You can do quite a few, can't you? I'm going to put myself up. Go on now. You've got to go first. No, no, no. You're in the lead. I'm changing the rule. Can we toss to go first? That is Kieran. He's there first. Kieran's there to make sure that...

1:05:38If you bring your knees in. Yeah, but you've got a full arm. Full arm, is it? Full arm and chin's got to go over the bar. Full arm, chin's got to go over the bar. So listen, I'm keeping it. But Kieran's word is final on if it's a proper pull-up. Hey, excuse me. Excuse me, what you're asking for there, Key, is a chin-up, not a pull-up. Chin-up, not a pull-up. Oh, he knows. Pull-ups like that. So my old... Is it wide, though? Wide. We're going wide, then. Pull-up. Pull-up. Because he said... Oh, yeah, that's a pull-up.

1:06:13You do it every way you do it. You do it every way you want to do it. Get your chin above there. By the way, Paddy, you... No, it works. Before we start this, can we get a jumper in carous size? No Get him a large Hey Jamie Don't worry about that As many pull ups As you can do No You take your time Oh that's not wide Yeah Whenever you're ready Jamie On you go My man's very wide Is it Yes Jamie One That's not a full extension Two That's as good as it Three Yes Cara Five Ten He won't do ten Seven Eight Nine Nine. Ten. Yes. That was a good one. Yeah. That's 20 points. Look at that. Look. Look at him.

1:07:01I tell you what. I tell you what. That's amazing. I tell you what. Jimmy Carragher's shirt wasn't tight before that. It is now. He's absolutely pumped. This is. I'll tell you what. All I'm going to say is. That's 20 points putting you on 37 points. All I'm going to say is Paddy's been talking about this. How many does that Paddy in his 70 days? Oh, good take off. Throw it somewhere. These old things.

1:07:34Before you go, I want to know how many does he need to get a level pegged? Oh, he looks nervous. That's a lot, pal. And you need to go full extension. 13 takes you into the lead. How many? 13. He got 10. Oh, is it? Oh, oh. Come on, lads. Two points. He's just getting 20. Shit, the bed, that's a lot. One. You've done that first one. Two. Oh, he's flying. He's flying. Four. This is good. Five. He's got it. Six. Oh, he's struggling now. Seven. Oh, he's bopping. Oh! Nine. Ten. Go on. One more. One more, buddy.

1:08:18One more. One more, Brad. One more.

1:08:31The last one was more a wall climb than that. It was... The last one pregnant is the pull-up machine. What do we say? 14. I can't help me legs catch you. Paddy, we're giving you 13, but that now means our new leaders with 40 points are the good oh sorry we're giving you 14 yes which means with 40 points the new leaders are the good the bad in football yes it's all to play for a lot it's only a game it's only a game it's just a bit of fun 37 points to 40 how's that we're back in we're back in everyone because it was two points to chin up and he beat you quite convincingly so we got an extra eight more than you can I go and have a week Stick to Football is brought to you by Arm Clothing This is our third and final round We've got five questions in this round Each question is worth five points So listen very carefully because here's how it works I will give you a footballing topic And each team will alternate answers You can confer with your team But once you get an answer wrong The other team win the points So we'll go back and forward if you get it wrong the other team get the five points simple yeah do you want to do a little example yeah go on so if I said to you players with more than a hundred Premier League goals okay you would go do you know what I mean you'd go back and forth they'd say six and they keep going oh no you go back and forward giving them and then whoever gets it wrong right okay bosh you're right elimination time who goes first and do we just shut up the answers or we have to give them you can confirm and then give it and if you're taking

1:10:20So we'll start with question one, if everyone's the idea. I'll go to stick to football first on this one, but we will all turn it. Cheers. Hi, Paddy. Still no coffee, though.

1:10:35Give him some Huel. That's what you should have. Strawberry Huel light. I'll get a discount cord off you. OK, here's question one. Name the current teams who play in red in the EFL and the Premier League. This is home shirts only and does include stripes, sleeves and patterns, but not sponsors. So it's teams in the EFL and the Premier League with red home shirts and that does include sleeves and stripes, but not sponsors. Right. OK. So we'll start with stick to football. We'll go back and forth. First person that gets it wrong, the other team gets the five points. Are you ready? Stick to football.

1:11:14Go. Liverpool Liverpool, correct United Correct Forest Correct I'm going to just take our time Arsenal Sunderland No, no, no No, it includes stripes and just not badges Sunderland Do you want to say a name? Correct, next one Just get the obvious ones out of the way Did we say Arsenal? Arsenal Arsenal, got it there, correct What did they say? Salford Salford, yeah Salford is correct Charlton. Charlton is correct. Sheffield United. Yeah, Sheffield United. Is correct. There's a few Prem ones left.

1:12:00Walsall. Walsall is correct. A good League Two shout. Middlesbrough. Middlesbrough is correct. Good one, Paddy. Swindon. Swindon is correct. Wrexham is correct.

1:12:25Southampton. Have we said that? No, we haven't. Southampton. Southampton's correct. No, you didn't say it. Get on with it. You said Sunderland.

1:12:39Couple in the Championship, couple Premier League ones Still to go as well? Bristol. I'm not sure. Bristol City. Bristol City is correct. Another championship one gone. Crew. Crew is correct.

1:12:55Sorry, my League Two knowledge isn't quite as good as the... Stoke. Stoke is correct.

1:13:07Ellie, you shout that one out, Ella. No, no. Save that one, shout it out, Ella. And remember, it's a home shirt only, but it does include stripes and sleeves. Brentford. Brentford is correct. Leighton Orient. Leighton Orient is correct. First one from League One, well done. What do you think, what do you think? Come on, come on, come on. Yeah. Are they? The one that he said. Go on, you. Bournemouth. Bournemouth, correct. Still one Premier League left. Still a Premier League left. Prem one? Yeah, he said there's still one Prem one last. It can be any. EFL or Premier? Yeah. Who are they? I think you're right.

1:13:50I've always said that. Yeah, do that one. Hold it back a bit. Ackerman and Stanley. Is a great shout, correct. Doncaster. Doncaster is correct, well done. Came back quick, didn't he? You were right, you were right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rotherham. Did you say? Yeah.

1:14:18Rotherham is correct League One Lincoln City is correct

1:14:30Barnsley Barnsley is a great shout and it's correct there's not many left you know Yeah, we have. Don't tell him. I'm going through a map of England. I know, I'm doing that as well. Thank you. What about that? Red stripes, red sleeves. Yeah, that's not your thing. Oh, OK. I think it's a lardy. Stuck it in. I think it does. We're going to miss the Premier League. Didn't Carly play that once? Yeah, but it's changed. We said Farrah's. No. Come on, Jamie. How long we got? Oh, you took our time No, I'm going to push you No, no, I'll How many left is there? How many left is there? One prem, one championship Two, three league one And three league two There's still one prem Keep them cards back, pal I've got one Here, keep them cards back I'm sorry, I know what he's like No, no, it's fine There's still one in the prem In the prem, it's red Stripes, sleeves are included Stripes and sleeves?

1:15:35Sleeves? I think so. Just checked with them two. Home shot, but it does include stripes, sleeves and patterns. Yeah, Crystal Palace. Crystal Palace is correct. Red. They've got stripes and they've got red. Maroon. Fuck. Red. Maroon is bird. It's red. It's red. It's on our nose. It's leopard print. So it's not... It's red. Fuck it. That was a good one. Of course it's red. Nev, you got a league... It's literally red, white and blue, that stuff. Where are they from, these clubs now? Championship, League One and League Two. How many in League Two left? League two, you've got three. Stevenage. Stevenage is a phenomenal shout, it's correct.

1:16:10Nice. Yes. Cheltenham? Yeah. Cheltenham. What a League two shout, it's correct. Yes, Gary. Yeah, we're folks. Yeah, we're folks. Who's the last one here? One more Premier League. Premier League still. No, I'm done. That was Palace. I'm done now. What are the leagues? One in the Championship. One Championship, two League one and two League two. We've got a person for time now. Come on. There's kids here, they have to go home over there. There's kids, yeah. Kids here. Traffic, I'm missing traffic. Ridiculous, what's going on now? It's only like half twelve. Is it time? Yeah, but I think it's been...

1:16:44We went back, didn't we? That's what I said, Jane. Let's think of another one still. There's got to be a league ball. I think I've got one. I don't know. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, that's going to wake it. It might be right, yeah, it is, yeah, it is. And what are we saying? It's a tricky one, it's a risky one. We want risky. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Oh, shit. He's buzzing. Nicky Butt's buzzing. He's got it. He's got this. Nicky Butt is flying. He's got it. No. Oh, he's wrong. Paul School says no. He looked really indecisive. Paul School says no. Kill me. So, that's it then, isn't it? It's time.

1:17:16No, no, I don't got one. This could be the winner. We'll have a punt. These two will go for Crawley. Crawley? The League Two Crawley is correct. Good shout. Big shout. Unbelievable shout. One championship, two League One, and one league two. Come on, we need to go again. We need to go again and they'll get one. Oh, God. Red stripes, sleeves and patterns, but not the sponsor. I'm going down the motorway, Sian. I need to get on my sleeves.

1:17:51I'm going to have to push you in a second. I'm not pushing you yet. I'm going to have to in a bit. Oh, nice, nice. Are we still talking about time now? How long you got? Exeter traffic, kids got to go home. Exeter? Exeter. Exeter is correct. Yes! One championship, one league one and one league two left. Come on! We need one more. I've got it. Cara, you go league one. I'll quickly pass it over there. You got it. You got it. Oh, Jesus. You think you're league one? Hang on. Fleetwood. It's correct That's the whole of League 2 done This fucking time That's wild One League 1 One Championship Red stripes Shucks And patterns They can have red On their stripes Sleeves On their patterns But not for the sponsor It's in the championship League 1 as well though League 1 And We went apart I'll leave two.

1:19:00Go on, Carrash. This will be you. Stevenage. Did they not? I've got that. I think they've said that. Go through the alphabet. They have, they have, they have. No, I haven't said it. They haven't said it. Is that your answer, yes or no? Am I allowed to say it? No, you can't say it. That's a whole game. You said it. You can't. I thought part of the game was remembering. No, no, I wasn't. Well, Nicky said I said it. It's fine. Go through the alphabet. Who's tapping the champ? Coventry. Well, fuck you, say it then. Are you excited? I'm trying to be nice. Are you breaking the rules by telling us whether we've said it or not?

1:19:34I don't know. Yeah, but I think if you say what we've said, then you're out. You can't answer twice. I don't think I should tell you if you've said it or not. There's a lot of time gone here, by the way. Because part of the game is remembering what's been said and not said. So I'm going to stick to that, and not just because my earpiece started working just then. A lot of time here. I need to get the one in. Jesus Christ. You've got one from the Championship and one from League One. Curry's that because you've done the chin-ups.

1:20:0430 seconds I'll give you Oh no Come on I like that I like that Ian I like that pal You've got to be A bit firm with these lads And lasses If you get this wrong We'll hand it over If they can get one Yeah

1:20:20Red Home shirt only And does include Stripes, sleeves And patterns But not Patterns There's more of these Right, ten seconds Ten, nine, eight Seven, six, five We still need to get one though Four, three, two One, I'm going to have to push this one answer Come on Just say it, I've told you, I've been honest with you I've been honest with you We said Leighton, we'll lose five points We'll just go to Steve, we haven't got anything else It's already been said, so I'm going to hand it over to the good, the bad and the football We don't get the points No, you've got to get it right to steal. What? I was thinking, get the points.

1:21:02I was thinking, get the points. I was thinking, get the points. We're one ahead of you. I mean, fucking nice. You have to get it right, Gabri. Gabri. Honestly. I wonder who's fucking studio in. We've got one ahead of you. They've had the same time to think. He's got his time to answer. You've just had six minutes. You had the same six minutes to think. Six minutes. That's not what we were thinking. That's your six minutes. It weren't. We didn't think we had to think. That six minutes still affects you. It's not six minutes. I thought you were going to get it. We just thought, oh, we're doing it.

1:21:29You've still got to get the answer. Championship and League One. Championship and League One. One of each. One of each. Give him another. Give him each. One left of each. Let's just go through all the championships. Yeah, easy. No, I didn't think of that.

1:21:44But I got less than... And if you get this correct, you get the five points. If you don't, all one gets the points. They've just started getting red stripes on the sleeve. Can I just have my phone for two minutes? And remember, you're looking for a red home shirt only, and it does include stripes, things and patterns. I'm just trying to get the answer out of them as quick as possible. They haven't got it. They should have been thinking about the same time. I'll give you a minute. I'll give you a minute. No. I've run out now. I'll give him a minute. Can they come back to us? No. Once, once. Once.

1:22:20We don't know.

1:22:24That's 30 seconds now. Come on. I don't know. Can we count them down as well? I'll give you a 10 to count down. So if they don't get this as a draw? If they don't get this, no one gets the points. If they get it, they get a steal. They get the five points. This is the last round? No, there's about four more of these. Ten. Six. Five. They've had a lot longer. Three. We don't know about this. That's bullslam. We've had a lot longer. I know. What are you going? I'm on a picture if I'm an answer, bud. Leicester. Leicester away. We've had Walsh, aren't we? Mm-hmm. Yeah, so that's it. That's he said it.

1:22:57Right, what is it? Go on. Okay, from League One, it was Reading. Oh, never heard of it. Reading? Reading. No, why? Yeah, but it's red. There's a bit of red on there. Oh, fair. That's all Vincent's. And then the championship was Watford. What? Watford? Yeah. They've got little red stripes on the mark. That's not red. Yeah. You know, that's tough. That's why I kept on saying... So no one gets a point, but we'll go to question two. Lots of fun this next one. Oh, my gosh. Name the teams in the Premier League and Championships who have animals in their badge. Can you name the teams in the Premier League and Championship who have animals in their badge?

1:23:39We'll start with the good, the bad and the football. Let's go. And it's Premier League and Championship. First first. Yeah. League 1 and League 2 do not count for Premier League and Championship Sheffield is correct Which one? What animal? Oh yeah, which Sheffield? Wednesday This is now getting a little bit too much And you don't have to give the animal Just the team Spurs Spurs is correct A cockerel Derby Derby is correct Wolves Wolves is obviously correct

1:24:17Liverpool Liverpool We've got to keep that Oh it says What is that? The fucking egg The obvious one is palace Palace Palace is correct Liverpool Liverpool is correct Oh fucking hell A mythical bird I'll allow it I will allow mythical animals Okay Oh yeah Just so you know Is that on the thing though? Yeah Yeah Brighton. Brighton is correct. I can't think of it.

1:24:50Think of the Super Six Badgers. No. No, no, no, no, no, no. Should we just get that one? If you saw. No. Is it nicknames? It's not nicknames, it's actually in the badge. In the actual badge, an animal pictured in the badge. From Liverpool. Millwall. Millwall is correct. They've done Liverpool. Really? We're waiting after the question.

1:25:21Leicester. Leicester is correct. Which one? Norwich City is correct. The Canaries, famously. Stay here a second. I've got to stay here a second. You've heard the captains. No, I can't. It does ring a bell. No, that's a nickname. I can't think of the badges I'm trying to think of super What's going on there? What's going on? Oh, whoa, whoa Hang on a minute Right, he's 60 He needs a tie You've seen what happened He just waited Who's next? Come on guys I'm pushing you to Hull Hull, what a shout Love with the Tigers It's kind of snapped That was when we were keeping back Holden things is the loads there's a load left yeah one two three four I mean six prem ones what it's gotta be

1:26:21Brentford Brentford the bees yeah yeah they got Brentford Chelsea Chelsea with the big lion is correct if variety comes back with all these now he's bang on the ball Maybe it's a coincidence. He's just seeing to his animal. Oh, look at how light he is in his feet coming back in. He knows now. He's got a little Google. He only had a wave. Come on. Where are we? We've got any in the background. It's your turn. Yeah, any more. He said there's loads of Prem ones. You just, because you were out the room, Chelsea and Brentford have been knocked off the list since you've been gone. Right, come on Do you know there's a couple of teams that have different badges for home and away Can we use them?

1:27:14Different badges for home and away? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I wasn't going to tell you what it was, but fucking hell Just leave it Leave it They've got to go yet I'm going to have to get his moving now

1:27:31I'm not going to leave Oh no

1:27:38Trump What are the prank games this time? Come on you rhinos Bristol City? Bristol City is correct Oh Roy That was a captain's move right there It was a power play I'm not even conferring Boom And done I'd love it if that was fucking wrong How many left in the prank? we've got one two three four left in the prem

1:28:10and the championship half of them have got it who are? the holders right pads we'll keep that do you think I should go there?

1:28:24hang on hang on hang on

1:28:29we do the badges on six let's get one Maybe be confident, yeah, do a confident one. That's what I'm saying. You should keep your voice. I need a wee. I need a wee and my phone. I know. Right, okay then. I don't know what other time to break up. There is. Phone will stay there. West Brom. West Brom. Yeah. It's correct. Yeah, the average. Wow. Thank God. I can tell you that the bird on the West Brom badge is a throstle. I've never heard of that. It's a songbird, Sean. Thanks for asking.

1:29:06It's a songbird. Yeah, maybe. I think what the Prem teams have not said. He said mythical as well. I take mythical. I'll take mythical. You'll take mythical? I'll take mythical. Oh, really? Yeah, we've already had one. I think we should save Wrexham. Wrexham, the dragon, I'll have it. I said that fucking dragon, an animal. It's mythical. What do you think it is? Fucking nothing.

1:29:35When I was at Rex, I...

1:29:40No, we had that one. Yeah, they have. Did they? Yeah, they said it. You just check. Oh, you can't check. Can't check, can't check. We're not allowed to check. We've gone through this, aren't we? You can't even say it. Paddy, we're at home. We can do it. No, we're at home. Go for the teams.

1:30:03One, two There's still four prems I've been saying it before Swansea Swansea They've got a swan on their badge It's correct United That's not a devil A devil is not an animal A devil is not an animal The devil is not an animal The devil's in the Bible, for God's sake. It's a mythical creature. It's too good. No, Charles. The devil's not an animal. I'm going to have to take it, but a devil's not an animal. Thank you. Yes. What would you say he is? What would you say the devil is? He's a devil. What is it? He's a man. He's a man. He's a man. He's a man. He's a man. He's a man. He's a man. Can you give me the answer?

1:30:56We've got another team, so I wouldn't have used that. I've got another team. Give him the other team, man. Not yet. He's emanated and I said... I said United. You're a red devil. You're a red devil. Is that mythical? I've got another team. That's not what they said. This is the test you didn't want. No, that's not what they said. This is the best. I'll give you the answer. I'll give you the answer. Ashton Villa. Oh, no, no, no. I'm going to change it. He said United. No, I said, can you use that? Can you use that? You're not listening. You're not listening. You've got another two-time. You've got another two-time.

1:31:33You've done a two-time. I said give him to him. You said can we use it? 14, you had him. No. We've got another two-time. Ian, we said can we use it? Ian, we said can we use it? I never want to ask you to do that. I'll take your answer of... Aston Villa. Correct. Good shot. So pleased. Can you believe that? It was career-limited for him as well. Can you believe that? You need a team. You need to get yourselves going. About the way myself. Wait a minute, you're going to let Dad stop you. Yeah, you're a real team. Do you know what? If we get the win, it makes better. They've not said it. No, they have, they have, they have.

1:32:04We have 100 % they have. God, I can't... Which one? Honestly, we have. Come on. Come on. Yeah, we said that. I said it. I'll tell you what. That'll haunt me, that. If we don't win... I gave you the 14 chin-ups, no problem. I gave them to him, no problem. Come on, let's get one. Let's get one. Don't get one. Just get one. He did play up that chin-up wall at the end. How many's left in the Prem? He's done two proper chin-ups. Three in the Prem. I think... The devil is... Aston Villa. Right. We had that, though, didn't we? And plus, let's face it, the devil is an animal. The devil's not an animal.

1:32:46The devil is an animal. He's an animal. For the next one. We've got more Premier League teams. Come on. Yeah, three Premier League teams left. Stop saying that. I'm just saying... How many times do you have to tell them? Right, OK.

1:33:00Right. The good, the bad and the football, I'm going to have to rush you along. Come on. Because Christmas is coming. Come on. I was clean shaven when we started. You know what? Oh, Paddy. Ian, come on, man. Truthfully. Name for him all about 50. Right, I'm going to have to push you. He's got 30 seconds. 30 seconds. This is a problem. Ten. Nine. This is a real problem. Come on. Just throw the towel in. 15 seconds. I'm really roasting. 15 seconds. Who's editing this stuff? Come on. Shh. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. I have never seen corruption. People at FIFA are watching this going, oh, that's out of all.

1:33:49That's too much. What have you got? We'd be getting a job with FIFA soon, hopefully. Just because of sheer pressure. Right, that's fine. That's fine. That's when you've got a fall. Newcastle. Newcastle, who have got two seahorses, which are animals, correct? Seahorses. Oh! That's what I have to do. That's what I have to do. Sunderland. Sunderland, who have got lions, correct? I came back quick. I came back quick. I got you, boys. I'm roaring the prey. No. No. No. He's got 30 seconds. I am sweating. You have 30? No. How many? One Premier League. And how many? Just go through the Premier League.

1:34:34Jane, we need to do cherries. How many championships? Six. Right. Six championships. And remember, you can have a dragon on it. And you can ask if it's a devil or not. Yeah. There's loads of things. If you ask me, can I have, I'm not getting involved. I'm not letting you know. Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry. I said Leicester. Yes, they do have something. Who? Yes. No, they've got something. I can see it. Yeah, they've got something. Wasn't that bad? Yeah, they have. What do you mean? I know they have. Have they? Yes, sir. You've scored there. They've definitely got something. I'm going to have to push this now.

1:35:19Come on. Come on. Come on, enough's enough. We've got another three. Come on, 30 seconds on the clock. We're on top of this. Rydy's ready to give the answer. I think we've got to start the countdown. No, you can't say it. Nine. You just do any Stoke. You said Stoke, haven't you? No, Stoke. I'm sorry, Stoke. No, we have Stoke. I don't think he's... Stoke's not on there. You've not said Stoke, because it's not on... Yay! Should we give him a chance? Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Five, four, three, two... It's correct! It's correct!

1:36:07Stick to Football is brought to you by Arm Clothing. The score's on the doors as things stand. Stick to Football in the lead, 42 points to 40. Who do? Where's your way ahead of him? No, because he done about 500 chin-ups, remember? Two good ones. I like the one when he climbed up it. Hey, I didn't see you lot queuing up for a go with it. Right, get him up. Right, and he's ready, and we'll start with stick to football, and it's teams that have been relegated from the Premier League. We're going to be here all fucking night. Right, here we go. Teams that have been relegated from the Premier League.

1:36:45Stick to football, you go fast. Teams that have been relegated? Every team that's been relegated from the Premier League. Well, OK, we can take Arsenal out, but they've never been relegated. So you can't say Arsenal, right? No, you can't say that. They're amazing. It was a bit of banter. It was a bit of banter. What are we going? Southampton. Southampton is correct with three. Got to go Bolton. You've got to go Bolton. They've had three as well. Impressive stuff. Forrest. Forrest is there, of course. Again with three. Man City. Man City. Of course you have to say Man City. They're nothing before the money.

1:37:23Man City have been relegated. I can't say another there. Luton have been relegated, correct. From the Premier League? Just the Premier League. We've just said Luton. You've just said Luton. Do you know who to keep back? Sunderland, yeah. Sunderland. Sunderland is correct with four. But look at us now, flying. Flying. We'll keep that one back Obvious one Did it all go? All right Did they just say there? They just said Sunderland We're keeping the same one back Newcastle Newcastle We can say everybody except Arsenal We can't have one back I fell out of it He's not giving the team the most relegations yet Middlesbrough Middlesbrough is correct with four There's a hammer in the North East West Ham West Ham is correct Darlington.

1:38:20Darlington. West Ham's correct. Birmingham. Birmingham. Keep them. It's correct. Fucking anger. Don't just shout out. You've got to tell the captain. Did you say, can I have Birmingham? Right. Ipswich. Chef United. We've got two here. Keep them back, though. I'm keeping them back. How many are we keeping? We were up here all night. Give them one. Give them one. Yeah. Yeah. Norwich Norwich Norwich is correct They are the most with six Interesting fact They're just making money Them lot Ipswich Ipswich Is correct Cheers guys No

1:39:01West Brom West Brom Yeah West Brom West Brom West Brom with five in total Is correct Yeah I must say it again We've got nodes Villa Aston Villa Good shout Correct well done That's I would have held on to that

1:39:21We've got Alice over. We're keeping him back. Yeah, yeah, that one. Watford. Watford is... Correct. Stop stalling when you're saying that. Yeah. QPR. QPR. Queen's Park Rangers have had three relegations. Correct. Well done. All right. Yeah, that's been said. Do that thing that you said before. Have they said the team? Can we mention the team? We're not sure if they've said it. Are we allowed to say that, if you know what I mean? I don't know what you mean. So I'm just going to have to take an answer from you and nothing else. Well, what, if they've said it before? I'm just saying... If they've said it before, then it's wrong and you's are out.

1:40:00Is that right? Yeah. Part of the game is memorising all the answers that have been said so far. I'm in it. That's part of the fun. It's true. Oh, yeah. It's true. Wigan. Wigan. Wigan. Wigan is correct. Yeah, that one. There's loads. There's loads, lads. We know, but you don't need to say that. You can't say that. There's none, lads. No, it has to be. There's some, lads. Leeds. Leeds. Well done. Leeds, Leeds, Leeds, Leeds, Leeds. Leeds, Leeds, Leeds, Leeds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I did not say that. Who? That's what I'm saying. Go with it. Yeah, go on. Bournemouth. Bournemouth is correct.

1:40:41That's what they were saving. I thought you said Bolton That was fun That is massive I think we should save that till last We've got 20 I think we'll leave that Yeah In the memory I would say it in Australia yesterday Exactly Is that the door I'm going to breathe that Sheffield United Sheffield United Is correct Blackburn Blackburn is correct Keep saying it lads I think she keeps saying it correctly Get them on the back foot Listen for theirs though No It's fun when it's quick back and forth. That's a great shot. Keep that. No, no, no. Keep us back. We've got them. We've got them. We've got all of them.

1:41:20We've got Lorde saved away. Have you fucked. We've got four saved away. 15 saved away. We're ready for extra time and penalties. Blackpool. Blackpool is correct. That just sounds impressive. I wouldn't even have saved that. Fulham. Fulham is also correct with three. Quick, you all go quick. Quick.

1:41:42I've done that

1:41:47Stoke Stoke is correct One relegation Have we said Risky that one That was a risky one Portsmouth I think that's right I'm going through my stick lab When it was a kid We're getting down now We're getting down How many would you say is that? I'd say there's over 10 Have we not said that? No we've not We're always getting tetchy now It is isn't it? 15 left Don't tell him how many's left bro Don't tell him how many's left bro They're treading water They're not There's no struggle on this. Andy's got 20 times the steps in there. Cardiff. Cardiff. No. Wow, they're using science. It's a great shout out.

1:42:38It's direct. Swansea. Oh, he said it. Swansea, straight back. No, he's not. No, you said it in the other game. You said it in the badge game. He's got a point. Unless you're doing badges again. I think you tried to draw it earlier, Nicky, but apart from that. You're back again, guys. Yeah. Come on, I'll keep that on. Yes. Keep that on. I fucking said it. I keep telling you this. I don't think he has. Teams have been relegated from the Premier League. He's not said that. Don't say how many's left. Don't say how many's left, please. Come with you. Can we say? No, no. Definitely. Silly no. Go on.

1:43:13We'll have one here. We'll go back to that one. Hull, yeah. Hull, they've been relegated three times. That's correct. Crystal Palace. Crystal Palace have been relegated also three times. Correct. We're not only matching the team, we're matching the amount of times as well. By accident. No, it's not. We've got more, lads. We've got more. No, no. I think. You might have to get into those emergency ones you're holding back. They've got no emergency now because it's done. No. Wait. No, no, no. Sorry, no, Lincoln. No. I've said it. I've said it. Yeah, but I've not said it. I've got mixed up with questions.

1:43:49That's what makes it tricky. Just before we say this, what was Roy's get-out-of-jail-free fucking reply? Legal terms. Can I use or can I use? Can I use? Birmingham. You said Birmingham. Oh, Birmingham said Birmingham. I'm just saying, can I use Birmingham? That was the other question. I said it. No, it's not his answer. No, it's not his question. That's the question. No, it's not his answer. I've got the answer. I should have said, if it's your answer, you can use it. It's not your answer. Not you. That's not right. That's not right. But he said, but... I said every team he's played for. Yeah.

1:44:25What? They're going to use one of ours. Good show. There's some big ones in here. That was the old first division. Coventry. Coventry is correct. I thought we'd said that. I thought we were keeping that back. Yeah. Bradford. Bradford is correct. Scolesy's goal. I know, I'm mixed up in the other round. Are you sure? That was a red kit Yeah Good one Yeah Yeah We're happy Yeah we're happy with that Oh Forrest We said Forrest I said Forrest It's been said It's been said It's been said It's been said It's been said It's been said It's been said It's been said I said Forrest For the five points I just need a team That has been relegated From the Premier League I mean all the fucking questions Are you saying all the same answers I said I knew I said I'm going to be too long I just thought Oldham, Swindon, Barnsley, Oldham.

1:45:30Who do we go with? Did we say Chef United? Let's have a think and then do a countdown or something. Can you contest down? Let's just go for Oldham. Oldham wasn't Premier League. Yes, they were. It was. Thank you. Oh!

1:45:45We are again! We need to do it! It is! It is! Three just said it! It is! Oh!

1:45:59It's our only hope Swindon Swindon Swindon Swindon Swindon That's not right The quiz master's giving the answers No I'm joking Swindon's correct Unbelievable Unbelievable I was going to glance Fucking believe it Wow that puts the scores at 40 to 47 It's getting a bit sour now It's getting sour now What are the teams can you tell us please Oh, yeah, well, the big one you missed was Leicester. Just tell him. Huddersfield, Derby, Burnley, Barnsley, Oldham Athletic, Sheffield Wednesday, Reading, Wimbledon and Wolves. Wolves, I think. We were currently at two. Well, anyway, we did it. You know what?

1:46:48I didn't think these questions were as good when I went through them. At least you got them. We had Nuts Country at the back of the day. Right, so listen carefully. important. The scores are 40 to 47. There's two questions left, each worth five points. That means, Ev, stick to football, get the next one right, use win. If the good or bad in the football get the next one right, we go to a tiebreaker final question. Come on. You've gone bitter. Paddy, be a good example, man. Now listen to this. I want, I want, for the next one, and we'll start with the good or bad in the football, I want Ballon d 'Or winners since 1990.

1:47:25male and female of course I don't need no one stop watching it yeah let's stop watching it come on yeah do that one so and listen this is a speed round you've got 15 seconds to get each answer so keep thinking when it's not your goal maybe I've got two yeah go okay so we'll go with a good to bad to football your 15 seconds starts now how many years sorry Ballon d 'Or Messi Boom Correct Ronaldo Correct Which one? Cristiano Correct Owen Michael Owen is correct R9 R9 R9 is also correct He's won it twice in 97 in 2002 Bon Matty Bon Matty Oh lovely Yeah Three times in a row she's won it now Correct Keep that one for a bit Go on Jimmy Go on Who's goal is he?

1:48:22Who's goal is he? Bon Matty Over to you 15 seconds Stick to it Well, OK. George Ware. George Ware is... Who won that? Should I get that one? No, it's... It is correct. Sorry, sir. It's just because I thought he might be before 1990. Oh, yeah. Modric. Modric is correct. Aye. Over to stick to football. Who did we say? Michael Van Basten. Van Basten is correct. 1992, he won it. Dembele. Dembele, the most recent winner, is correct. What did they say before? Rodri. I don't believe him. Roderick, 2024, winner correct. I'm reading your mind. I made you. I made you. I know what's going on in your head.

1:49:01Is that me? I forget what he's saying here. Yeah, he's... Five seconds. Ronaldinho. Ronaldinho is correct. Over to you guys, 15 seconds. Shall we keep that? I've got another woman. Pavel Nedved is correct. He's got one to keep that back. I think. I think. No, we didn't. Yeah. Figo Figo of the Lewis variety is correct Ruth Hullet Ruth Hullet Ruth Hullet is Wrong year Wrong year Yeah Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh I wait to say yes to Bobby Orio But he's Oh Oh No It's after that Oh Wait Wait Wait Jamie said Can I say Ruth Hullet Oh No No, he didn't say that. You're out. You're a Ballon d 'Or winner. Can you get the five points?

1:49:58It's all right. It's had to go to the last one, then. Cannavaro. Cannavaro. Cannavaro. We're holding that one back. No chance. Cannavaro. Yeah. Cannavaro is correct. Hool-Aid were in 1987, hence why it doesn't count. So Cannavaro, two thousand six. Poteas is in there. Poteas is in there, yeah. Is Marta on there? It's over there. Marta's in there. I don't think Marta's on there. I don't think Marta's on there. So it was just them two who won it? I wouldn't think you were doing that. Is it Hegerberg? Oh, Hegerberg. Who else? Norwegian? Who else is on? Don't worry about it. You could have had Mattias.

1:50:31You could have had Papin. You could have had Roberto Baggio. Storkov. Zidane? Zinedine Zidane. Rivaldo. Shevchenko. Kaká. Benzema. 47-45. That means the good and bad in the football are on 45. Stick to football are on 47. So we do go to our final tiebreaker question. and we're going to do it in the same 15-second speed round. And it is name England players who have played under Thomas Tuchel so far during his 10 games in charge for the nation. This includes substitute... Every England game, you two. So we're going to start with stick to football. You've got 15 seconds. Players that have played under Thomas Tuchel, England's team, and I'm including subs.

1:51:16Gary. Kane is correct. Gary hasn't played for Thomas Tuchel. He should have. Thomas, if you're listening. You want to just show your names? Harry Kane, over to you guys, 15 seconds. Rashford. Rashford is correct. Let's not just jump in, though. Pickford. Pickford is obviously correct. Bellingham. Jude of Bellingham is correct. Walker. Walker Walker is correct he does Elliot loves him just shout that this one's out it's gone just take Jones Jones 5 seconds left oh my god Henderson Henderson James is correct James Rhys James keep ploughing him we'll just oh wait what Henderson Watkins yep Ollie Watkins is correct Conzer oh which one Oh!

1:52:15You get one of them. Libermento. Libermento is correct. Tino. Libermento. Guys, 15 seconds on you. Konza. Konza, yes. Jarrell. Gehy. Mark Gehy is correct. Jed Spence, buddy. We'll keep that back now. But then we forget. Come on, come on, it's going to be quicker. Jed Spence. Rice, Rice. Rice. Rice? I'm taking Declan Rice correct. Spence. Jed Spence. No, it's him! He's fucking him! You're eating into your 15 seconds, it's on you. Elliot Anderson. Elliot Anderson is correct. Good player, him. John Stones is correct. Miles Lewis-Gelley. Miles Lewis-Gelley is correct, and he's quite easy to find on this list, so thank you.

1:53:08O 'Reilly. O 'Reilly is also correct. Morgan Rogers. Morgan Rogers is... Exactly. I named you. I didn't know they were going to... Saka. Yeah. Vicayo Saka is correct. He's a forward, but... Back to us. It's back to you. Forden. Forden of the film is correct. That is one point. Madweke. Madweke is correct. Madweke. Eze. Madweke. Madweke. That's how you say it. Eze. Yes Is correct Eberici Eze is correct Bowen Bowen Go on Jared Yeah that's it Jared Bowen is correct Gordon Anthony Gordon I need full names Just because One striker left One goalkeeper left Palmer Palmer Is Correct Go Palmer I'm not 100 % I just said Palmer Is it on us, sorry?

1:54:11Yeah. Five seconds left. Ivan Toney. Ivan Toney, click. That's the forward's gone. Is that another key? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Come on. They said it. No, they said it. Yeah. Yeah, but we talked about... That's a good one. Nobody said that. Five seconds. Sorry, fuck it. Five seconds. I did deliberately get him to... Henderson. Dean. Correct. When they said Anderson, though, he didn't say which fucking... I asked Paddy Jordan and he nodded. Yeah, they meant Jordan. Five seconds left. Watton. Adam Watton is correct. How many's left? There's not many, you know. One, two... Oh, there is. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

1:55:00Defenders and midfielders. Five seconds left. We need to get one more. Five seconds left. It's been 50 seconds the whole way time. Come on, Kay. Oh, they're whistling They gave him the time up Listen, they gave Lewis Hall in the time And Lewis Hall is incorrect So we need one now Group hug This is the good, the bad 15 seconds And this is to get it right from now Go This is to win the quest 5 seconds Five, four, three, two, one. Grealish. Too late? No. Grealish. I can tell you. Grealish is, if it's correct, you win the quiz. If it's incorrect, you win the quiz. They said Ivan Tawny. Did he play it by the way?

1:55:49Grealish is incorrect. Incorrect. Yeah! Yeah! We deserve that number of the clubs! Come on! Come on! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah! Yeah!

1:56:10Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Come on, hey, hey, hey. Shake your hands. Hey, well done. Hey, come on. Shake your hands. Go away. No, come on, son. Get up. Get up. Jack, we're all the same. Give it up for your riddle sticks. The whistle of the ball, everybody. You got a pick. You got a pick, son. You got a pick.

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