Commuter? I Hardly Know Her! with Trixie and Katya

5:59Trixie Mattel:Do you see that, fam? And then you know how I'd be buying shit that I don't, I'd be up late. Smoking the weed. Behind shit that I don't know. Look at this shirt. Umbrella cockatoo in front of the moon. It showed up at my house and I thought, PR.

6:13Katya Zamolodchikova:You bought it. Mary, I'm going to raise your glass like pink. And then. Will you hold this white one down while I raise this one up?

6:23Trixie Mattel:I will hold this white one down.

6:25Katya Zamolodchikova:Does that mean you?

6:27Trixie Mattel:Yeah. You like this? Oh, am I supposed to like it?

6:31Katya Zamolodchikova:No, no, no. You're just supposed to notice it.

6:32Trixie Mattel:Why are you wearing two shirts? Witness me.

6:35Katya Zamolodchikova:Why are you wearing two exact? No, no, because this is from the Bible, and homie don't play that. But why are you wearing it then? Because I, well. Have you read the Bible? No.

6:45Trixie Mattel:You know Whitney used to do coke and read the Bible? And look where she got to the top. If I haven't.

6:51Katya Zamolodchikova:No, it's to soak up the nasty from my scar. Oh, really? Yes, to soak up the nasty. Oh. Because this shirt was quite expensive, and it's lovely. It's very good quality. This I got at Ross for$1. Yeah. Honestly. is to soak up the nasty, which almost penetrated my sheets under the lair. You think I should start taking the train?

7:13Trixie Mattel:Because I... Everybody says the train to downtown in LA is really cunty. And I kind of think it probably is. But everybody... People barely want me to bike in LA. No, no, no, no, no.

7:25Katya Zamolodchikova:So you need to be a trailblazer. You have been in this... And I'm not joking. I am joking a little bit. But you don't need to ask permission. You need to blaze the trail. Right. You always do that. Every other area of entertainment, you don't wait for someone to become a DJ. You don't wait for someone to do that. So why are you waiting? What are you waiting for, Gwen Stefani?

7:40Trixie Mattel:Well, this is the thing. I bike to my studio. And because I bike down Holy Boulevard, people look at me like I'm trying to kill myself. But I remind you, yes, of course I have a helmet. Why are we whispering? I don't know. Okay. And I think that's one of the only advantages being bald is you don't have helmet hair. You can get somewhere and whip off the helmet. Yeah. Because I think a lot of people endanger their lives because they don't want to have helmet hair.

8:02Katya Zamolodchikova:And that is so I really think No, no, you're right You're 100 %

8:06Trixie Mattel:Would you avoid a helmet Because you're like Oh, I don't want to have Even though they're not

8:10Katya Zamolodchikova:No, but I'm chopped No, you're not

8:12Trixie Mattel:She's not acting She's not going to show up Chopped to do appointment, Unk Also, she's like the brand of Les She would have like Elbow pads, knee pads Yeah, yeah, yeah

8:19Katya Zamolodchikova:Mouth guard You would look like One of those crash test dummies No, roller derby Roller derby vibes Ooh, roller girl Thank you

8:25Trixie Mattel:I've never seen a roller derby It's intense It's fierce Is it supportive of women or is it clapping for violence for women? Why can't both of them? Why can't both of them? Oh my God, girl. Have you been - Wait, wait, let's go back to the subway. Yes. I think it would be fun. I was looking at this new - Because I have to move studio. I want a new studio. I want a new studio and I'm trying to find something not very expensive. You deserve it. And over there, close to MacArthur Park, there's an abandoned mall. Okay. Not MacArthur Park. Oh, is that bad? No. Oh, it's - Not MacArthur Park, please. Not MacArthur Park, hold on.

8:57Trixie Mattel:Yeah. Oh. Queen.

9:02Katya Zamolodchikova:It's like Tweaker Tell that to Donna Summer Someone left the cake out in the rain That's what you're going to say when I get killed You know what they did with the cake, mama? They put the pookie in it And they scooped out all the frosting and then they jerked off on it

9:14Trixie Mattel:I saw this abandoned mall Not abandoned Available

9:21Trixie Mattel:Available You say haunted, I say empty It was like 22 I was like 22 ,000 square feet For$5?

9:29Katya Zamolodchikova:It was really cheap Okay, because again, you get what you pay for it. And you have to ask yourself, am I willing to put all my heavy, heavy expensive equipment in the middle of Mad Max Fury Road? That's what it is.

9:40Trixie Mattel:I also think it might be open to the street.

9:42Katya Zamolodchikova:Okay. Okay, okay. Let's pump the brakes. I say you should go visit and see why it should not be there. Mama, you will gag. You will. But you better tape that hat down because it's going to. Oh, I thought you meant they were going to try to steal it. Both. Don't you think they would try to take these? They would take those and then your hat would blow off in the wind because you'd be like. Yeah, you would be picked. Like a car cast.

10:01Trixie Mattel:Uno. So my cankles and my white socks. Girl, woke up in these socks. Lately I've been waking up in my outfits fully dressed and just saying like if I don't see a stain we're throwing it back. Remix! This is vintage from yesterday. This is a really hot trend yesterday. And it's even hotter today. Because it's hot. Because it's hot. No, Tito. But it looked like an available mall. Okay, well. And I was looking at it on the map. You've seen Fallout. And I said, wow, this subway entrance in LA is like two blocks from my house. And it lets out a block from this. For me to get downtown in 20 minutes, fuck the traffic.

10:45Trixie Mattel:Yeah, no, that's fierce. Part of me is like, because I'm not a discriminator to public transit. In Milwaukee, I ride it all the time. Well, I did the same thing in Boston. It was fierce. When you know the routes, it's lovely. I was just in London.

10:56Katya Zamolodchikova:I took the tube. The tube. Oh, I have a great tube story for you. Also, not to belabor the point, but it frees you up to do all types of other things, like enjoy the music catalog at our disposal 24-7. Absolutely. Write a love letter. Write a letter to John. Pluck a hair. Pluck a hair. Vibe. Do anything but not get killed in an automobile.

11:14Trixie Mattel:Or let's say we're on the train. You're sitting, I'm sitting. What if I just go, hi. Hello. Hello. I would like to fill out a job application. You know? Yeah. Hi, Unc. Hi, Unc. No cap fan. And I think when you think public transit, everyone loves a talker.

11:28Katya Zamolodchikova:Oh, it's encouraged. Why do you think they're there? It's encouraged. To chat. They're not really going anywhere. They're looking for conversation. Chat rooms used to be. The subway. The subway.

11:36Trixie Mattel:You just go down there and say ASL. Hi. Yeah. My God. I was in London. I took the train. And okay. When you're going down in London. You're going downtown. The tube. Yeah. It's very underground. Subterranean. So you got to take. 1863. Really? Yeah. You're making that up. You got to take this escalator. down and I didn't know because I'm a tourist that you're meant to stand on the right and walk on the left. You didn't know that. Well, I guess I knew, but I'm like, you know, I'm like, wow, the tube. I'm looking around. You know, I don't know. And what year was it? January 10th, 1863. Holy shit.

12:14Katya Zamolodchikova:Thank you. Wow. Tatler. Wow. Tatler. Really happy we stopped the pod for that little information. That is, come on. That was before the Civil War, honey. Okay, unk? Fam.

12:25Trixie Mattel:Fam. We have no way of knowing whether the Civil War even happened. Bob? Do you know that people think dinosaurs are fake?

12:31Katya Zamolodchikova:Well. That's my girl. Those are my people. So, dinosaurs, next time you're telling me the Holocaust happened. Well, don't let me get me started on aliens, because Disclosure Day is coming, and Spielberg knows something we don't. Spielberg is so tuned in, tapped in, turned on. He been new. Girl, ever since E.T. She said E.T. was basically a doc. I know. Found footage. I know.

12:53Trixie Mattel:The moon landing. Spielberg was not an actress. No. She was filmed in the home. They were making the real world. I know. I know when people go over the moon.

13:00Katya Zamolodchikova:It was Drag Race. People say, I'm over the moon. They were talking about Spielberg. I didn't know. If you're over the moon, I want to know about it. I know. It's never too late. It's never too late to know the truth.

13:08Trixie Mattel:But it's always so early. Okay, London, tube. Okay, so I'm going on the chape, and I'm with my lover, and I'm like, it's the chape. And you know, I'm very public transit savvy. I love public transit. It's amazing. Transportation is a huge barrier for everybody. And I think public transit gets a bad rap.

13:24Katya Zamolodchikova:Yeah. I mean, think about what happened from 1860 to 1865. The tube. Absolutely. Yeah. But did they dig all those holes?

13:31Trixie Mattel:Baby. What do you think they did? Thought about it? Well, I thought maybe they used to be sewers. Probably. Well, I don't know. Because if you dig under a city, why isn't it collapsing? Is that stupid to say?

13:40Katya Zamolodchikova:No, it's not stupid to say. We should get an urban planner up in here.

13:43Trixie Mattel:I shouldn't be asking. I'll just shut up. I'll shut my bald ass up and sit down and shut the fuck up. So this woman, you know, people are using it to get to work. What is this? She's carrying her purse. Oh, okay. I'm acting. I was like, she's carrying her purse. I thought you went like this. Oh, sorry. She had a broadsword. She had just killed somebody. So she's walking and she goes, you're meant to stand on the right. And I went, oh, damn. I probably, I think she, and I bet you all the British people watching this will go, she was right to fucking yell at you, bitch. Get out of the way. And I get it.

14:12Trixie Mattel:Now, let me, give me your body language. Set the scenario. I was just like smiling and laughing with my boyfriend. Like, ha ha. So he was on the right. You were on the left. Okay. So he was on the right standing and I was like 45 degrees in front of him. turned around. So you're looking up at the escalator talking to him. So I see her coming and I'm just talking and then she goes, you're meant to stand on the right. And I go, oh, but I'm me. And I can't be spoken to that way by people I don't know. What did you say? I said, thank you, officer. Yelled it. Proud to be an American. And she goes like this.

14:43Trixie Mattel:For at least I know I'm free. And she thought she really ate it up. She thought really, she really ate it up. She goes, welcome to London. I kept walking. Ew. Welcome to London.

14:51Katya Zamolodchikova:Welcome to London.

14:52Trixie Mattel:Welcome to London. No. Do you know who I am? I just DJed in a 97 degree Fahrenheit tent at Mighty Hoopla. None. None. Ice cubes.

15:02Katya Zamolodchikova:There were none. That ice cube is now a cloud of steam in the sky. You could sooner fuck the actual man ice cube than you could have a chance at seeing or touching or enjoying an ice cube in your drink.

15:13Trixie Mattel:Absolutely. So I do feel bad about being in the wrong way, but London is a city that is all tourists. And I'm sorry. I just want to say I'm sorry to the London community for standing and I will never, I'll shut up.

15:25Katya Zamolodchikova:And also here's the thing, you know, sometimes less is more with the words because what she could have done and what she should have done, I think everybody will agree with me, is that I don't listen to what you say. I listen, I watch what you do. So when I'm barreling down there to my like epidemiology appointment or whatever, dermatology appointment, I'm not going to say anything. I don't know if you know if you speak English, okay? You look foreign. so I'm going to elbow and hip check you into the right side of the escalator and keep it punching and then you'll have muscle memory

15:54Trixie Mattel:and that could have been like a fun also story have you ever seen that meme of like it's like Jason in New York and he body checks that woman on the subway and she flies that's what I'm telling you right through the window

16:05Katya Zamolodchikova:like you would have flown and then landed with like a clear all nice and easy like hair dye job or something I just feel like maybe I'm too nice

16:12Trixie Mattel:that can't be possible try again but I would never do that, say that. Because it's a very aggressive, rude... In Wisconsin, we would go, oh, I'm just gonna scooch past you. You know, like, that's what we would do. Which also works. I'm just gonna get past you.

16:30Katya Zamolodchikova:It's like, hey, hon, I hope you don't mind. Because, you know, on the left side, we go, if we got somewhere to go, we just really, we gotta punch it, you know? And I don't really want to bump into you because you're such a nice looking young man.

16:40Trixie Mattel:And I said, you know what? She's on the way to work. No, fuck her. No, fuck her.

16:44Katya Zamolodchikova:She probably works for, you know, probably works at the devil factory.

16:48Trixie Mattel:So she's up there making pitchforks for the devil. I'd hate to know what happens when they're out of your shade of your foundation of the super drug. What? Someone gets shot?

16:55Katya Zamolodchikova:I think you're right. I think that this woman is condemnable. I think her actions were deplorable. I think she's an execrable human being and she should be put to death.

17:02Trixie Mattel:And if anybody, I'm just going to like, I'm not like got a manhunt for her, but I'm going to let you guys know her name, what she looks like. I didn't catch her name, but hopefully in London, this, this, this, this narrows it down. She was a white lady. Yeah. They're like, oh, I know. Does that help type her name in the chat, please? But you know what? She wasn't chav'd out, though. Okay. Which I didn't see any good chav vibes. Well, because you weren't in Newcastle. I didn't see, like, the nice brown.

17:27Katya Zamolodchikova:No, no, no, no. London's not that white. With the black stick lashes. Because you weren't in Newcastle or, was it Yorkshire? Where I was like, I can't give your face all over. You've just had the Botox.

17:42Trixie Mattel:Oh, that did happen to you, didn't it? Yeah.

17:44Katya Zamolodchikova:I can't give you a facial. You just had the Botox.

17:47Trixie Mattel:Well, that's good advice because it'll move.

17:49Katya Zamolodchikova:But if I give you a facial and you just had the Botox, I can't do it.

17:53Trixie Mattel:You know what my Botox guy always says? Botox. He says, well, you know, if it doesn't take, you can come back in and we'll touch it up. The likely, you think I'm driving back to Beverly Hills for you to stab me in the face? Well, so funny. I just won't move.

18:08Katya Zamolodchikova:Funny you should say that. That happened to me. and the price that I paid for this exorbitant amount at this med spa, I was like, I'm coming back no matter what. I'm coming back free of charge just to chop it up with you guys because this is so expensive. For what I paid? I'm sleeping here. I have to chop this in half, otherwise I feel like I've been, you know what. Well, SkyMed, if they do SkyMed, you,

18:29Trixie Mattel:they should at least do, they should start with Botox on the plane. How nice would that be?

18:34Katya Zamolodchikova:Well, I think with the air pressure, it's not that great. Really? Well, I know. I think they should start with a low benzo drip. here's the thing what you do you you know how people have a um a hidden menu this is the midnight menu and by midnight i mean when you're asleep but with your consent so so once they once they pump you pump you full of lorazepam or some short short acting but very potent benzo maybe maybe um alprazolam uh with the doctor approves it they have the headset on i have a prescription for alprazolam. Be careful. Panic disorder. Yeah.

19:09Trixie Mattel:Short acting. I don't really take it.

19:11Katya Zamolodchikova:Good, good. That's good.

19:12Trixie Mattel:I got 0.25 milligrams and I break it in half and I've taken it once. That's like a Flintstones chewable.

19:20Katya Zamolodchikova:That's like a Flintstones. I'm living though. Yeah, that's like a Flintstones. That's more of a misplaced, misplacebo. I know. But no, no, no, no. But that's not a joke about it. It works for me. Alprazolam is very. Half of 0.25 for me. Butterfly in the sky.

19:32Trixie Mattel:I know. One of these colors. reading rainbow immediately naked CD in the boombox immediately naked walking down Hollywood Boulevard with a boombox in West Philadelphia born and raised are you Aunt Viv? are you the new one? yeah 0.25 milligrams of Alprazolam is that right? yeah Xanax 0.25 you could do open heart surgery

20:02Katya Zamolodchikova:Tongue roll, tongue, eyes roll back, tongue out. That's beautiful.

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20:33Trixie Mattel:A front payment of$45 for three months, $90 for six months, or$180 for 12 month plan required. $15 per month equivalent. Taxes and fees extra. Initial plan term only greater than 50 gigabytes may slow when network is busy. See terms. So I was in London. I went there last weekend for - What was the vibe in London? Besides this thing? You know what it is? Devil lady. I actually want to apologize to the entire community of the UK. Community? Because - Population? I know that you and I have a reputation of making fun of the UK.

20:57Katya Zamolodchikova:Okay. They deserve it.

21:00Trixie Mattel:not not the UK I mean glass houses bitch

21:04Katya Zamolodchikova:what are you talking about I don't understand America oh excuse your mouth the failed experiment excuse me I had nothing to do with that I had nothing to do with that I am not responsible for the you're not a founding you're a founding unk I'm a founding unk fam so no cap no cap I have no responsibility in the malfeasance of my government a very arbitrary fact I could have been born in Lebanon I could have been born in Tokyo I could have been born in fucking San Pellegrino wherever

21:29Trixie Mattel:But I guess I don't love British recipes, but Courtney Act talked about this. Australian. But she was talking about in other countries, the standard of the quality for the ingredients on the food is higher. So if you don't like the British recipe, if you get those ingredients and make the same fucking food over there, I do think it's better. Go get a cheese sandwich there. Stunning.

21:52Katya Zamolodchikova:Okay. So I don't do that. Oh, you don't eat cheese. What I do is enjoy their incredible, in London, if we're talking about London in particular, I enjoy the most incredible Indian food I've had in my life. Right. The most incredible Vietnamese food. Most incredible Thai food. Right. Food from Thailand. Thai food. Vegetable tempura. Fatted veg. 11 pound 60. Did you get to see Catherine Tate in O'Meara? You cunt? Okay, you're gonna be mad because You went to see Cat Piss Everstream in the fucking Hunger Game movie.

22:19Trixie Mattel:Hunger Game musical. So this is what happened. And I don't want to be yelled at.

22:22Katya Zamolodchikova:No, no, no. Okay. You need to give me all a present.

22:24Trixie Mattel:So I was feeling sick. Hold my hand. Like I've been. I was feeling sick.

22:27Katya Zamolodchikova:Why are you so cold? It's freezing here.

22:29Trixie Mattel:Anemia, light anemia. I've been feeling sick. And something about when you're on all these drugs that are immune suppressants for my arthritis, you can get fiercely sick with things like... The common cold. You can like get chicken pox again. Those like viruses in your body that once your body has antibodies, you still have them forever. Are you going to be like Zelda with the spinal meningitis? No, but you could get like HPV. You could get shingles. Like when you're on these medicine, stuff that you normally, your body never sees again. So my body loves to flare up Epstein-Barr virus, which is like mono for months.

23:07Trixie Mattel:So I've been feeling like I've been dying for months. So I finally got an antiviral. It's been like so much better, thank God. But it was so gradual. I didn't realize I was just dying until I was like, oh, I'm really sick again. So anyway, not this kind of good story. But the problem is I get to the UK and I just been like, it just started to get better this week. So I get to the UK instantly sick. You know, you might say, did you need to have Fort Tequila on the plane? That's my business. That has nothing to do with it. But I know my body. That has nothing to do with it. Fort Tequila does not elicit the, I mean, I was fighting, the car ride from the London Heathrow Airport to the.

23:40Trixie Mattel:Which is three hours. Which is six and a half hours. Yeah, six and a half hours. That, you need a SkyMet for that. Longer than the plane.

23:44Katya Zamolodchikova:Mary, I'm telling you, you have, you have, you're, you, you, there is a prescription on the way in Customs, a pharmacy. Yeah. And they give you your little discharge medication.

23:53Trixie Mattel:medication so you don't have a seizure but also trains trains rights everybody's told me that the Heathrow Express is the fastest way to get to London because fuck the traffic oh but I believe that and I would do that so now I'm like considering that but I also shoot me in the eye bitch I got ps direct it was my first time doing ps direct international can I tell you tell me the cunt factory was guess who's back in the house amazing oh I'm so excited private suite they put you in a room by yourself immigration was so fast that I made them go get the agent again because I was like that can't be it.

24:24Trixie Mattel:Like that was immigration. I said, did I just break into this country? And they were like, thank you for double checking, but yeah, you're fine. I said, well, I have trauma because I went to immigration jail once. Thank you.

24:35Katya Zamolodchikova:Thank you.

24:35Trixie Mattel:So the car ride, when I'm feeling sick now, the car ride, I get super car sick. So I'm all car sick. And I got us, I got matinee tickets to see the hunger games live on stage because I love the hunger games. Yeah. And I'm not saying you shouldn't.

24:51Katya Zamolodchikova:Why are you looking at me?

24:51Trixie Mattel:I'm fighting for my life. One hand up here, one hand up here. Are we pissing out of both assholes? No. Fighting puke.

24:58Katya Zamolodchikova:Yeah.

24:58Trixie Mattel:Trying not to throw up on the way to the play. Because my plan is to see that, go to dinner, and then see Jinx in End of the Rainbow. Gotcha. Double feature. Double feature. So I get there to see Clock and Severity, go to the bathroom.

25:14Trixie Mattel:Like a non-event. Almost puke. Almost poop. Nothing happens. Nothing happens.

25:17Katya Zamolodchikova:Oh, that's the worst.

25:18Trixie Mattel:So I sit through the first act of the play. with a bar bag? No, like trying not to puke. And I'm so nauseous that loud music in the play at all even makes me sick. Yeah. There's a part where Katniss Everdeen is with Pete and Malark and they're flying in their chariot and real flames are shooting out. And it's like an arena seating, like a Pokemon arena. Like we're all the way around. Oh, it's the theater in the round. You know, it's a hunger game. So there's like violence and stuff. Are you sick now? No, I'm okay. I'm okay. Okay. And so at intermission, I go, can we leave? So I left because I was so sick.

25:49Trixie Mattel:so I didn't even get to see the second half that sucks I'm sorry so I go home lay down at the hotel and I was like I'm not gonna make it dinner and I'm not gonna make to see Jinx and I'd already sent her flowers I said like great show tonight so I called her the next day I text her and was like I'm sorry mister she said I heard you got sick I'm like yeah it sucks um so anyway that told her so then but also I had a show Sunday so I had to be like I need to prioritize getting good for the show yeah yeah yeah I'm not gonna fly over no cancel oh I'm gonna fly to London and not do the show. So this is, I'm a little depressed that I miss the other half of the Hunger Games because I love the Hunger Games.

26:21Trixie Mattel:You love the Hunger Games. I love the Hunger Games. I cannot wait. Cannot wait for Sunrise on the Reaping, this new movie. When is the, when is the, they make me wait till November. Okay. And it makes me so mad. Okay. Because I could be dead by then. Listen, say, tell it on the mountain, sister. My body double McKenna Grace is in the movie. So obviously I want to support her. And she's not chopped fam. No, she's hunk. She's hunk.

26:43Katya Zamolodchikova:She's so clearly hunk. So wait, what is the, Did you get the just like, is this Hunger Games musical? It's not a musical. Oh, I'm sorry. Hunger Games theatrical production. Yes. Is it like faithful to what is it? What is it like? Is it one movie or all the movies?

26:56Trixie Mattel:And it's a stage adaptation of the story of. No, the first one. The first book. Okay, gotcha. So the intermission at Reddit intermission was her entering the arena. Got it. So the beginning she gets reaped. And who plays Cat Piss? There's a bunch of real actors. Real actors. The President Snow was John Malkovich. You've got to be kidding. You're joking. It was prerecorded. Excuse me? Because he's not, he just beams in on like TVs. That's still cunty though. Oh, it was great. He was a great president snow too. He was really cool. But the show was, the show was, you know, I, I love the Hearn game.

27:29Trixie Mattel:So, and I'm not a hater. So if I buy a ticket to something, I go ready to like.

27:33Katya Zamolodchikova:Yeah. We're just enjoying this. Like pretty much no matter what.

27:35Trixie Mattel:I hate when people see things that are just like.

27:36Katya Zamolodchikova:I know. Well, usually that's critics who get their, their tickets comped. Well. Thank you. Well.

27:43Trixie Mattel:Okay. So the next day happens and I'm like, well, I got to pull it together.

27:46Katya Zamolodchikova:How are you pulling it together to not puke at this music festival?

27:48Trixie Mattel:I get a rock duck. Oh yeah. Nice. They come and they give me a Zofran pill. Okay. Love the Zofran. Zofran is really that girl. Don't mess with the Zofran. She's not chopped at all. It's amazing.

27:58Katya Zamolodchikova:Yeah.

28:00Trixie Mattel:Saved my life. I get in drag. I'm wearing my outfit from Coachella a couple of years ago. This pink pleather and I'm kind of skinny right now. It's like pink pleather, nasty little. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Put your clothes on. With glove, fingerless gloves with this giant pussy lady bunny hair. I felt so horny I had so much pussy I looked so good I can't even tell you I didn't know you hate to celebrate me And this must eat you up I'm the hater Because you're chopped It's because I'm chopped She's chopped But she can tear an outfit She can tear an outfit So I go to the festival I go to the festival Riding in the car to the gig How dare they And She was chopped But she could chew an outfit She could chew an outfit That's what it was I thought it was burn an outfit Chew an outfit something.

28:44Katya Zamolodchikova:Although so disrespectful. She was chopped. Talking about Jackie O, by the way. She was chopped, but she could buy to mix an outfit. She could blend that chicken breast

28:52Trixie Mattel:of an outfit. Okay, go ahead. So we get to the gig and it's me and some of our managers are there. They get there ahead of time to pre-check everything, which I love. I love boots on the ground before I get there. Yeah, yeah. Makes it feel like, am I so demonic that if everything's not right when I walk in, like if I lay down the pink carpet, I'm going to lose it. They make whole movies about this type of people. Okay. Don't you worry about that. And it's fun because the Scissor Sisters are headlining and I just put out that Let's Have a Kiki remix with the Mesa and Luscious. And Kelly Osbourne was there.

29:19Trixie Mattel:Fierce. Oh, so this is a big old thing. Huge thing. Mighty Hoopla is such a fun music festival. They book all gay acts, but don't call it a gay music festival. So all the gays show up. It's like. It's fierce. It's like. Yes. I see Violet and Gottmik. Oh, fierce. Gottmik, can I say hi? Yeah. Violet. vaguely acknowledges. Yes. Here's then. Commitment to the bid is admirable. Oh, it's amazing. Yeah. And she's, it's actually like an honor to be ignored. Ignored by. Yeah, absolutely. I was like, she almost said, she said nothing to me. That's nothing bad. Yeah.

29:55Katya Zamolodchikova:Um, I saw the picture of you and got make on social media. It's very nice.

29:59Trixie Mattel:Oh, that was my hot, sexy outfit. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Good. I corroborate. So I go to my gig. I got Jody harsh is before me. She's so fun. God, I love her. Love her. Yeah.

30:06Katya Zamolodchikova:She's great.

30:07Trixie Mattel:And I'm, you know, me with my people skills, this agent was in the room and he was chatting with me and he was like, have you read Jody's book? And I said, oh no. I said, I really want to read Mark Ronson's book too, because, you know, he's a producer and I really want to read Jody's book. I think he's called You Had to Be There. He said, she does the audio type. You should listen to the audio type as well. And I said, yeah, but who wants to listen to a British person for hours? And he didn't even really get it. So I was like, great. Love it. Killing it. Love it. I'm like, cause he has an accent.

30:39Trixie Mattel:I'm trying to like make a funny joke. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, but it didn't work. Flopped flopping hard in the social scene. So then I put my shoes on, I go do my gig and Jody's DJing before me and she's so awesome. She's amazing. She's incredible. Her. She's fun. She's great. The hair is mystifying all one side. Baby bang. Yeah. Chopped. Yes. Literally face. It's so hot. Her face is somehow completely matte. I don't know what she's doing. Yeah. Fuck her. I looked like a melted person and she looks completely bone dry. She looks like when people see Jesus and toast. She's probably had the Botox.

31:11Trixie Mattel:She's doing something. She didn't have a facial though.

31:13Katya Zamolodchikova:Not facial. She didn't have a facial.

31:16Trixie Mattel:So I get up there DJ. I'm maybe 30 minutes in my set. I'm feeling it. I'm really doing a good job. And I've been practicing a lot. I'm really doing a good job. And I've been practicing a lot. And I've really been planning my sets a lot.

31:25Katya Zamolodchikova:Okay.

31:26Trixie Mattel:I'm going from A to B to C to D to E to F to G, baby. You can't come for this. So I'm getting ready. So I'm going in ready and I'm killing it. I'm like, yes, but it's punishingly hot. It's maybe 65 degrees outside, but in this tent I'm DJing, it's pushing 95. You got to pop some holes in that tent. It's hot. It's like everyone is breathing mouth open. It's so hot. So hot. Mind you, this is after - I just can't deal with that. This is after the Nights of Light went out in Georgia, London last year, when it was like -

31:56Katya Zamolodchikova:Yeah.

31:56Trixie Mattel:It was the Suicide Watch show. The only show where I've ever told a medic to stand by the stage and watch me. Yes. So, fierce girl. The Bone Collector. The Bone Collector. You had to call Denzel Washington. I've been trying. We gotta get YouTube down here to film this. We gotta get YouTube down here to film this. Fuck. I'd be doing my gig. Mr. God. As long as I just don't meet and greet. My policy is this. If I show up on stage looking good, if the heat destroys me, that's not my fault. That's not your problem. It's not your fault. You prepared for the best. And there will be no photos after. Yeah.

32:30Trixie Mattel:Right. And I'm leaving right away. That's all. Yeah. Once I'm wrecked, I don't want to be seen. Yeah.

32:36Katya Zamolodchikova:She's wrecked. She's got to go home. Yeah.

32:38Trixie Mattel:She's chopped.

32:39Katya Zamolodchikova:She can't be in a meet and greet.

32:40Trixie Mattel:And they have a fan on the floor blowing up at me. But when you're in drag, a fan blowing just a wig into your wet face. Nope. It's not the London look. It's not the London look. I look like Samara.

32:50Katya Zamolodchikova:You can't turn. You can't turn because the wig just goes like that. To the face. Yeah. That's not the London look. It's not the Rimmel look.

32:57Trixie Mattel:So I'm Pennywise. Yeah. Right.

32:58Katya Zamolodchikova:Yeah.

32:59Trixie Mattel:And then I decided to take the fan and put on the counter because I'm like, well, if it's going to do anything. It needs to be in front of me and put it directly at my face to pull the hair back.

33:06Katya Zamolodchikova:Yeah, totally.

33:07Trixie Mattel:That I can handle. Yeah. Yeah. It's such a strong fan though, which I'm grateful for. I put the fan down. The strength of the fan blows it off the counter.

33:19The fan chops the electrical wire to the stage.

33:26Trixie Mattel:Sparks fly like final destination. destination. All the power on stage goes out. During. 35 minutes in to an hour 15 set. An hour 30. Sparks fly. Sound immediately cuts out. And there's video of me going,

33:43Katya Zamolodchikova:I have a video for you. How come I didn't know about this? Am I not eternally online anymore? Because I didn't share it. Okay. Am I not eternally on? That's a good thing, by the way. I think I'm not eternally online anymore. Also, fuck you.

34:14Trixie Mattel:Not great. So that's never happened to me before. Didn't know that could happen. Accident. So then I'm feeling around on the ground. I'm trying to figure out what happened because the sound is out. I pick up a cable. I pick up a cable. I look at it. the edges are all spliced open. So what I think happened is when there's a surge like that, the power cuts off as a safety precaution. So I'm holding the edge of the flayed out wire and they come out, they fix the music in like five minutes. To me, the dancers leave the stage and come back. But it was really scary and I felt embarrassed. And it's like your nightmare that the music just stops.

34:49Trixie Mattel:And it really was. It's not my fault. It's not the fans fault. It's God's fault.

34:54Katya Zamolodchikova:It's a constellation of faults I play. Yeah. It's not, I'm not chopped. That chord is on, that chord got chopped. Yeah.

35:03Trixie Mattel:But then I just, once the music came back on, I did my thing and left. Okay. What was the recovery? I brought the BPM back down and just worked my way up again. I was like, you know what? But they didn't leave, which was great. I just felt bad because I was trying to move the fan. I shouldn't have tried to do that. I should have just done nothing.

35:18Katya Zamolodchikova:Yeah. But live and learn, I guess. And you're not, this isn't your first rodeo. That's, that sucks. I thought, Mary, I thought you were. You thought it was long execution. No, no, no, no, no. I was describing that. I mean, I think you were like, it was perfectly reasonable for you not to think that a small fan like that could do something like that. Cause that wasn't a huge giant fan. It was a powerful fan, but it wasn't, I thought it was going to be one of those giant fucking freak fans. You know what I'm talking about? That would like be a, would tip over and bring your whole table down.

35:45Trixie Mattel:Do you know what I mean? No, no, no. But I have seen videos like that where like the decks fully tumble forward and like, that's just never happened to me. So then I'm also hot. please. But anyway, but it all happened. I'm sorry. happen. But you know what though? If he can lead you to it, you gotta be in the right mood. Yeah. Because anything can happen.

36:02Katya Zamolodchikova:Yeah. And we're working with, we're working with mysterious things like electrolysis. Yeah. Electrology is not an exact science. The weight can fall off. The shoe heel can break off. It can all happen. Yeah. But electrolysis is different because we don't know even where that comes from. We've never heard of it. No, electricity is more

36:22Trixie Mattel:satanic. Here's how I saved the show. I got a kite and I put a key on it and I put it up in the sky and waited for the lightning to hit. You found Franklin that shit. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah. What did you do over the weekend?

36:35Katya Zamolodchikova:It's almost a little too rich. A little too sweet. Let's take a break. Let's take a break.

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37:10Katya Zamolodchikova:or listen wherever you get your podcasts.

37:12Trixie Mattel:So I was destroying music festivals and walking out of matinees of young adult novels, skipping trans people's actively violent musical performances. Violence against trans.

37:24Katya Zamolodchikova:Yeah. What was I doing? What were you doing? Well, I'm so glad you asked. I was alone in Brooklyn trying to, I was alone in my condo trying to jack off an electrician. I'm going to say that again. Let me ask you something. Today, on June 5th, 2026, it's a Thursday, Friday, June 7th, whatever date it is, why is it so impossible for me to jack off an electrician in my home. Wait a minute. So I want to like, oh, okay. No, no. So I went in, so knowing you,

37:57Trixie Mattel:an electrician came over. No, no, no, no. Oh. Not yet. Oh. So what are you asking? Why? How did you get an electrician or how to jack off?

38:07Katya Zamolodchikova:Well, I know how to jack off. I know how to jack off somebody else. You do that weird pillow humping shit, don't you? Oh my God. So we were at that thing where you lay flat down on the bed. oh my God, you are reading my mind. But I had this other, I had a vision. I had a vision of love. So after brunch, we went to Hobby Lobby to be gay because, you know, they don't like that. And so me and Ash Gordon were passing by these embroidered pillow letters. And then I saw a B, naturally I picked it up and I was like, you know what this would be good for? Dual hump jacks in the Hobby Lobby. So I gave a little demo.

38:42Katya Zamolodchikova:I didn't undo my pants or unhook my bra off. You were with Ash Gordon?

38:46Trixie Mattel:Yeah. love her. Pregnant. One of the few people I think should procreate as much as possible. Thank you. I do it 30 times. I wholeheartedly agree. Let's start an island.

38:54Katya Zamolodchikova:Yeah, for just the gourdness.

38:55Trixie Mattel:Well, then how are they going to procreate?

38:57Katya Zamolodchikova:Well, inbreeding.

38:58Trixie Mattel:Well, I don't know. Wait, it works for England. I watched this documentary about some inbred people in the hills on YouTube. So it was a BBC? No. Lately, YouTube has been suggesting like real community documentaries to me. Okay.

39:15Katya Zamolodchikova:What is your go-to what are you on YouTube? Because I have mine, I know. My algorithm is sacrosanct on YouTube. My YouTube premium membership, I have a Katya account that is not premium and that is whole, who knows what. Do you know what I mean? That's for my YouTube channel. On my - You have a second YouTube account? I have a men's account. I have a men's meeting. I have a men's account. Is it like an anonymous, like faceless? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a men's account. And that's where you do your weird shit. No, no, no, no, no, no. So I would be very comfortable and not at all skittish or shameful about popping up, pulling out my YouTube history, my YouTube account, all the algorithm.

39:50Katya Zamolodchikova:I have nothing to be ashamed of because it's all very wholesome and it's all very, no, I'm not joking. Why are you looking at me like that? You don't believe me. Well, why do people have secret accounts

39:59Trixie Mattel:if they're just doing normal shit?

40:01Katya Zamolodchikova:Well,

40:02Trixie Mattel:it's like, oh, I just put on my, I put on my Jason mask and don't kill anybody. You know what I mean?

40:09Katya Zamolodchikova:I don't get it.

40:10Trixie Mattel:Why don't you just do these things from your Katya account? Oh no, because Katya's not premium. But why don't you make that account premium? Why do you need two accounts?

40:17Katya Zamolodchikova:Well, because this was the account I had before the Katya one. Oh, this predates it. Yeah, this is good. We go way back. We go way back, me and myself. We got to get YouTube down here. Me and myself and I go way back. We're all born in the same house. YouTube used to not eat. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She was just something. It was just a thing. She was just a thing. Your grandma would send you a comedy clip. But you would go there from somewhere else. Right, right, right. You know, Twitter would... Twitter. Twitter would bring you to YouTube. Well, Twitter was Twitter. Twitter was the babysitter. She was the girl in the car.

40:46Katya Zamolodchikova:She had the getaway car. Yeah. She would go, she was a stop on the way back home, but you wouldn't hang out in YouTube. Right. So how does this get to you jerking off an electrician? Well, that's a great question. And I don't need to answer that. I was at home. My brother stayed with me for a while. My God, we vibed. Oh my God, we vibed. We vibed so hard. And then he left. And then the condo immediately turns to shit. To big old shit. To just layers and layers of shit. Laundry's not done. Dishes aren't done. I did the dishes today miraculously. But by dishes, I did the dishes, I mean I put them in the dishwasher and didn't do anything else.

41:19Katya Zamolodchikova:So I'm living in filth again. It's fine. It's temporary, like all things. And it occurred to me, I'm like, you know, I am not in a position, my body right now is not sex ready. I don't want to have sex. I'm not, I don't even, oh God. It's like - What about your bonus hole? Bonus hole? Always, sometimes, never. Oh my God. Oh my God. I was talking about, I was thinking about brand, It's not here, you don't do it. Brand new cherry flavor. today. The side window. My kitten hole. My kitten hole. My Goro kitten hole. Yeah. Hi, my name is Goro. It's totally sick. It's disgusting. But I've been doing a lot of ASMR myself, listening to ASMR videos on, because my sleep is all disrupted.

41:58Trixie Mattel:Do you like scenarios?

41:59Katya Zamolodchikova:Because there's a lot of like elaborate scenarios. Yes, there are. There's a huge, it's a huge, I would say it's huge genre with many, many sub genres and many, many little avenues and nooks and crannies.

42:08Trixie Mattel:I do understand the appeal of the, well, the pervier ones make more sense to me. The ones that are like waking up with your boyfriend.

42:16Katya Zamolodchikova:Boyfriend material or like cranial vagus nerve or cranial nerve exam or like sexy haircut or whatever. No, I don't do any of that. I do fluffy mic sounds with whispers. Sexy haircut. Yeah, but it's snip snip and like, sexy haircut has a drag name. Wouldn't you live? What about sexy sexy drag queen? First name sexy. Sexy sexy is a good drag name. Middle name sexy. Last name drag queen. with a hyphen. Bob's daughter. Yeah. Sexy, sexy. Oh. Because it's Bob's middle name. Sexy. Well, that's a great question. We have to do the genealogy. It's from the legendary house of the. It's like the hyphen. He was, it's his marriage.

42:56Trixie Mattel:Well, Bob's middle name is after her father, the princess or the Vivian.

43:00Katya Zamolodchikova:Her mom and dad were the Vivian and the princess. The princess, yeah. So I do fluffy mic sounds with whispers. And today I like it. I don't like when they say it, but I like it when they do affirmations. Like, like, I hope you're doing amazing today. I hope you're feeling really great and I'm just going to help you to relax. I don't need any 50 cent words. I don't need literary illusions. I don't need flowery language. And I don't, I just need even, you know, it's a, you really depend on that even tone or that even volume and consistency of the, the, the, the whisper level or whatever, you know what I'm talking about?

43:32Katya Zamolodchikova:Yeah. So it's like, you can't just be like us and just scream like, like a, like a crawl, like a hyena every once in a while. It's very. That's so weird. Well, it's to get the tingles. It's to get the - It's jerking it. No, it's so non-sexual. It's not at all sexual. It's not even - You could argue that it's sensual, but for me, it's not. It's tactile. Is it -

43:53Trixie Mattel:There's a knife in your back and the blood is running down. Is it that? I'm screaming.

43:57Katya Zamolodchikova:Yeah, 100%. Oh! Bongos! No, it really is that. And it's - I'm telling you, it's magic. It's really - It's body magic. It's the parasympathetic nervous system switching on. It's immediate relaxation response. I can't exercise. I'm going nuts. I'm going crazy. I'm popping up at 5 a.m. Eyes open. Bloodshot. Bloodshot diva scrambling down, bowlegged downstairs. I was like, thank God for the carpet. The grudge. Because I'm like, I'm like, I mean, heels, heels, heels. Sore legs. Didn't do anything.

44:31Trixie Mattel:My version of those type of things come from the videos of like great grandma using VR. and like diving through the TV. Do you know how horny and bricked I get when someone's grandmother thinks she's playing a VR game where she's walking a plank and they walk up behind and push her and she screams bloody murder and jumps through the 85-inch TV. Do you know how much joy I get out of it? Would she go all the way through? No, she'll like smash it. It's spiders. You know what else is crazy, girl? I went down the rabbit hole of this.

45:01Katya Zamolodchikova:What about Asian insurance scam frauds? Okay, okay, okay.

45:05Trixie Mattel:The real tea? If you want to talk about the real tea on youtube.com realty, a premium tv.youtube.com compilations of men watching sports and breaking their own television, standing up, punching the TV, throwing the remote at the TV, ripping the TV off the wall. We got to get into that. And my mind goes to them kids are getting hit or something horrible. Yep. If that's what's happened to the TV, you need to check your anger.

45:32Katya Zamolodchikova:We do. And we also need to check back with reality. Let's take your pulse for a second. And so that is not your team. Those are not your guys. This is something I've never understood. Why are you more upset than the players? Thank you. And also, they have these players, as brilliant and as talented as they may be, or not be, whatever, they have no allegiance or loyalty to whatever team they're playing on. They have an allegiancy to me. Yes. Well, their first level, their first layer of loyalty is to TrixieMantel.com, TrixieMantel LLC. Right. Then their second allegiance is to the great and mighty dollar.

46:05Katya Zamolodchikova:Right. So it's not about the Dolphins. It's not about the Eagles. It's not about the Bears. It's not about the fucking 49ers, you stupid bitch. It's about Miss Thing at the top of, it's Miss George Washington or Miss Benjamin Franklin or Miss Thomas Jefferson. Right. Who's on the other dollar? James Madison. And Kerry Washington. And Kerry Washington. Yeah.

46:23Trixie Mattel:She's also on the dollar. Oh, I wish. She should be one of the - She should be.

46:27Katya Zamolodchikova:On every dollar.

46:27Trixie Mattel:Do you think they could add her to the Mount Rushmore?

46:30Katya Zamolodchikova:They could put her - Why are there only four? Well, because there's the hidden one. You've never seen the back one. Why don't they do more Mount Rushmore's? I know. Mount Rushmore more. Sexy, sexy drag queen on Mount Rushmore more. Mount Rushmost. Yeah. It's not like the Grand Canyon's right there. But we could get some of these newer. We got to get Obama out there. Yeah. We're going to get YouTube down there to film it all too. Bernie. Yeah. Not a president really, but we could put him on the thing.

46:52Trixie Mattel:Berntina.

46:53Katya Zamolodchikova:Berntina. Berntina. We got to get Kerry Washingtona. Well, so anyways. Oh yeah. So these guys getting. I don't know what you're talking about. They're punching their TVs as if the call is coming from inside the house. The call is not anywhere related to your neighborhood. They don't know about you. They don't care about you. They don't fuck with you. Why do you think that you fuck with them so hard? Go flip a car. T. Go to the gym. Go do some deadlifts. Go burn off that crack juice with something like with an activity that is appropriate and not harmful.

47:22Trixie Mattel:You know what I do for public service when I'm in Boston, when there's a Celtics game? Celtics game? Well, sorry, Celtic women concert. That's what I was talking about. So when they win or when they lose, I am in one of those medieval times things. Stocks. Stocks. And they have tomat. Tomat. Tomat. And they whip. And they whip. And they nae nae. They lip.

47:45Katya Zamolodchikova:And they tootsie roll. And they tootsie loo. And they lift up to your little bloomers and your bustle. Well, no. That's if they win.

47:55Trixie Mattel:So that's if they win. That's if they win. And they lift up my bloomers and my bustle, take off my cock cage. Well, that's not important because I'm tucked. And you're a teeny little girl. Well, I'm tucked. So they pull the tape off my butthole. Oh, my God. And they just go, girl. Oh, my God. And fuck you. And they fuck me.

48:15Katya Zamolodchikova:And they live for it, girl. And they live for it. And they wait in line patiently for it, lady. And they live for it. And because they're - They take their pulse. They're trying to regulate their body temperature while they're waiting because they're so excited to.

48:27Trixie Mattel:well then the coconut oil the number of um lesbian women in my life who grabbed both my arms and said lube have you tried coconut oil like i think the lesbians are in with big coconut because they're

48:38Katya Zamolodchikova:trying to get me to shove these coconut with big the dikes are tied up with big nuts big nut but you know what though it does make sense oh god oh god the most natural lubricants are gonna be the probably the safest bestest well not when those chunks come into play baby i'm not into all that Well. I'm not into that Chunky. I'm not into Miss Chunky. I don't want to. So what about the electrician? So I just want. I'm not trying to sexually harass anybody. Okay. Let's get that off the table. That is not negotiable. We don't do that anymore. We don't do that. It's not Italy. I'm not pinching butts in the elevator willy nilly.

49:11Katya Zamolodchikova:Okay. Thank you. Aroma. Another good compilation online. Women just trying to be in public. Oh God.

49:19Trixie Mattel:Or videos of men coming up and trying to kiss them.

49:21Katya Zamolodchikova:What about big flop insurance scam? I almost got hit by our car, except the fact that your car was completely out of stop. And I just, after the fact, went and fake hip checked it and then went immediately, crumbled to the ground, totally injured, screaming. Curly Sue. It's fierce. It's so fierce. Oh, but I was in park. You had a neck brace on before you hit the ground. Exactly. It's like, where'd you get a stretcher? You brought a stretcher. How much money do you think you're entitled to from this? $80 ,000. $80 ,000. You drove here in an ambulance? In an ambulance? That's crazy. Yeah, it is wild, but that's fun too.

49:57Katya Zamolodchikova:But no, the electrician - To me, if you're going to try to fake it, you need to actually jump in front of the car. I need, the bones got to break. Right. You have no literal skin in the game. That's awful. No, no, no, it is awful. But so what's even more awful - You're a horrible person. What's even more awful is me alone in my house, no electrician to jack off. Now, I don't want to scare anybody. I don't want to make anybody uncomfortable, but I do want certain people to know, namely electricians. If they were to make a service call at my house, independent of the service call and not tied or related to the service call, there is another service that I provide free of charge.

50:31Katya Zamolodchikova:And that is jacking them off until they want to come or not come. It's really none of my business.

50:35Trixie Mattel:Do they have to be hot or are you just more into them being electricians?

50:38Katya Zamolodchikova:I'm mostly interested in them being electricians because that makes the most sense in my home. We've got a lot of, we have a lot of electrical work that needs to be looked at. And, and, and so. And you're not willing to pay money. No, no, no. Excuse me. It's a barter system. It's a burning man. I literally just, you're not listening to me. Because what I said, independent of and not related to is the service call. The service call, I'm paying a premium and I'm going to tip you. That's no matter what. That's even if you further complicate my electrical system and I need to call another electrician.

51:02Katya Zamolodchikova:Because that doubles the rate, that doubles the chances of me jacking off somebody.

51:05Trixie Mattel:If you come to my house to do any kind of work, locksmith, et cetera. Yeah. The gratitude I feel in my heart. Oh, yes. I am there with you. The amount of haggling I will never do. You tell me what the money is. Yeah. I will kiss your feet as you leave. Thank you. I'll braid your hair. I'll do whatever you want.

51:19Katya Zamolodchikova:I 100 % agree. And I think you're Beyonce. I 100%. I think you're better than her because she never did my electrical.

51:25Trixie Mattel:Well, she did. And she did a great job, which is why we need the electrician.

51:29Katya Zamolodchikova:I need a union electric up in there. I need a union electrician.

51:33Trixie Mattel:Electrical is the only thing Beyonce can do. Yes, it's true. She can do plumbing. Yes, she can do plumbing.

51:37Katya Zamolodchikova:Drywall. Oh my God. Mosaic stucco. Stucco, stucco. Her exterior stucco job unmatched. Her game is like - Her murals. Yeah, the murals. Painted or not, the mosaic tiles, like you said, She can get you a Roman spa in under two days. Girl, I was just thinking of this on the way here.

51:52Trixie Mattel:I'm still, I still want to check once a week. Want to jack off an electrician. Cowboy Carter was the best thing I ever saw. Like once a week I have that thought. Now every concert or show I ever see, I judge it to that. Yeah. Maybe that's why I don't like anything anymore. No, yeah. But I loved paranormal activity.

52:11Katya Zamolodchikova:I wish I got to see that so bad. Your description of that was so riveting. You got to go see it. It's going to Broadway.

52:17Trixie Mattel:You're joking? It's going to Broadway. Starring my friend Travis Knight Who's from my college in the acting program I saw him in the ads And I, oh my god, he's announced this As starring in it as the lead Small world Peck School of the Arts Milwaukee Stars are out Anyway Let's take a break I don't know

52:41Katya Zamolodchikova:Okay, let's wrap up Well, I'm gonna go see that You should, it was amazing Your description of it was absolutely bone chilling

52:48Trixie Mattel:I was talking to somebody from that show about that. And I said, I hope I didn't give away too much. And they said, when we talked about the pod, they said, no, you talked enough without giving anything away, which was my goal.

53:00Katya Zamolodchikova:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

53:01Trixie Mattel:Because if there's surprise elements. Yeah, I want to be surprised. I don't want to tell you how great it is, but then you go in knowing everything.

53:07Katya Zamolodchikova:Yeah. Hold on. I got to talk to some rain.

53:10Trixie Mattel:Talking rain? Diabolical. What's that? I don't know. Rain, acid rain that goes. Queen. I'll burn you. You know, we used to read fan comments. Not anymore. No. Kind of gave it up. We're not a fan.

53:23Katya Zamolodchikova:No, while you were in the bathroom doing the dush or whatever, Tracy and I were - I was in Brooklyn. Trying to survive in this economy. Trying to take a pregnancy test. We were going through the fan comments and you know how it gets a little obnoxious in the Trixie Kata universe. All they would ask is, why haven't you jacked off an electrician yet? Right. Well.

53:45Trixie Mattel:is it is it the calluses i can guarantee if it's electrician his nipples are wired q and we're right by the we're right by the electrician could help me when i'm djing and i use the fan to final destination chop wires i'm telling you we're gonna chop it up and not

53:58Katya Zamolodchikova:yeah i'm telling you if you're an electrician out there i just want it to be known that this is not related in any way to the service you provide or the money i pay for it let's get that very clear this is not extortion bribery or sex work i'm just telling you that when the clock ends and you're shifted when you're off the clock on the dot, I'm right there on the spot to jack you off.

54:17Trixie Mattel:It's seven o 'clock on the dot. I need a crack rock on the spot. Bye.

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