How to Use Double Entendres with Trixie and Katya

20:06Trixie Mattel:She's just like planting her tomatoes. Love it. A lot of the movie was her putting on like workout clothing and like strutting around her trailer. Oh, that would be me. It was a hundred and I just like loved it. I thought it was very beautiful film. That's fantastic. Great. Then I watched, it was great. It was great. Yeah. Great. No, I meant it was great. Then I watched something about Disclosure, the alien movie, the new documentary about aliens. Okay. So I was, yeah, this came up at the holiday table as well. And I watched it. Talk about it. Well, I was watching it with, I can say now, my boyfriend.

20:40Wow. Oh my God. Where's the confetti?

20:43Trixie Mattel:And we did talk about this on my channel, but I think I should mention it here. Yes. This is news to me. I mentioned it here. Your what? It's been going on for quite a while. Yeah. Let's just say, let's just say I fucked him.

20:58Let's just say you're enjoying my sloppy seconds. So whatever. Could you imagine?

21:05Trixie Mattel:Not like it hasn't happened. Do you remember that? Oh, Mary, don't even, don't even get me. Do you guys know about this? We, no, no, we shall. I think we will talk about it off camera. I don't want to get that person. I keep saying we have, we don't talk about this behind our, paywall baby. When the ad free version of this drops and it will, the deepest grossest sex story we share will be only what? $4. That's how low rent we are. You want to hear the worst sex thing that's ever happened to us? It's three 50. Our one degree of separation sexually will cost$4. Two gold shillings and a piece of gum.

21:40Trixie Mattel:High dollar. Well, congratulations. Oh, thank you. But as you all know, he's amazing. He's gorgeous. He's wonderful. You don't deserve him. I know, but I just want everybody here. I said it on the channel here. two, I have really learned as you all can imagine, the value of keeping this part of your life to yourself. What about me with those medical students? You know, I keep my herpes to myself. Girl, there should be a class where they just cut your body open and show things. It'll be like, just pull out organs and go five years from now. No, I think you should be alive. Oh. They show it and you go and they put it back in.

22:22to pull out the lung. It's black. Mary, you know, if I'm, if I have general anesthesia for operation, I'm waking up and going, go right back.

22:31Trixie Mattel:Okay. So go ahead. So he loves aliens. So we're watching it and he's watching, we're watching the documentary and every time they say something, he's a blanket covered around up to the head. And every time they say something family all around, we're watching this video, this movie, every time they say something like, and that's when I had confirmed that it was an alien body. He would just go, hello. hello? So like every eight minutes when somebody, because these are all ex, like F, not FBI, whatever it is. Military. They worked in the military. And these are people who've seen, what do they call them?

23:02Trixie Mattel:UAPs. Unidentified alien. No, it's not alien, but I know what you're talking about. Yes. UFO, I guess, is not the term. It's UAP. This sounds more legit. Yes. And these people, all from different eras of government, areas of government, they don't even all know each other, but they're all telling similar stories of seeing something and being encouraged to keep it. Is it unidentified air?

23:29Okay. Yes. Yeah. It's pretty broad.

23:32Trixie Mattel:Yeah. It's like weird shit. Confirm something like this. I just hear. Hello. Hello. And I do think there do be aliens and I think there are probably already here and they're just hiding out. Well, that's Mary. That brings me to my next point. Charlize. Bougonia? Oh, watched it. I watched it. You did not! Yes, I did. Oh my God. Yes, I did. And that will also be on the Patreon. And that will be another$3. You did not watch Bougonia. Yes, I did. And you know why I watched it? Why? Because I knew you would watch it. Oh, baby. What did you think? Mary, I lived. You lived? Well, okay, here's the thing.

24:07Trixie Mattel:The electrocution scene was really shocking. So I, I knew. Oh my God. Scary. The screaming. The electrocution scene was really shocking. It was shocking. I didn't know. I didn't think about that. It was. That is so funny. It was. I didn't even get it. The land, honey. The land. Oh, shit. It was scary. But I knew. So I knew. Why did you know? Because I read the wiki. Oh, come on. Why would you do that? Because somebody told me. I didn't read the wiki because I wanted to be able to for myself read the ride. Does that make sense? Of course. Courtney Chide. Courtney, literally for like the last four weeks, Courtney Act was like, have you watched Begonia yet?

24:49I'm like, no, stop harassing me. I had a blocker. Yeah. And then so I, I read the Wikipedia. I don't know. I never do that. I never do that. But I was like, I'm going to, I was like, oh, whatever. When I watched the movie, I was still shocked.

25:02Trixie Mattel:Here's what the wiki is good for. The wiki is good for, let's say you're cooking while watching a movie and you're like, did I miss a plot point? Pause it. Go read up to that point to make sure you've got all the information. Well, Andrew, he, he, Wikipedia is every movie he watches. while watching it. Yes. Love it. You know, just turn it off. I do like to watch it. I mean, I love Jesse Plemons. Jesse Plemons eats and everything. Love Jesse Plemons. He's such a phenomenally talented actor. He's amazing. Oh my God. And he had tracks. Love the tracks. The scene where they're at dinner and it's sort of the political part of the movie where he's saying he's been through every side of political affiliation and she's kind of reveals that she knows who he is.

25:40Trixie Mattel:She deduced that that was his mother. We're ruining the movie. I'm sorry. Yeah, big time spoiler, big time spoiler. Alicia Silverstone. Always happy to see her. And you know, she's such hardcore vegan. She was like, you know, she's like, I'll play the woman that a corporation kills. You know, of course. And that scene, I love Alicia Silverstone. She was in the air floating on the, it was like. Amazing. Amazing. Yeah. The performances and God, they just all eat. The autistic gentleman who plays the brother. I looked him up. I think this is his first film. Incredible. He was so good. But Miss Emma Stone, I know it like she's got 13 Oscars already, but give her another one because that hoe is.

26:17Forget everything you knew about La La Land. Mama La La who? Exactly. La La Rie. La La Rie. La La Land. Like she just, she nails everything. She really eats. She's like, like that whole, she, she nails that like shitty typeface. The scene where she's doing the corporate apology.

26:33Trixie Mattel:Yeah. And then starts over. Yeah. There's too much diversity. It was like, it's just so funny. She's so, she's pitch perfect. I because of the level of movie I was like there's no way she's not going to be an alien at the end right that was my tip that's kind of what I figured and I was like I was not shocked to have that be confirmed and I was still as surprised because I knew like I knew nothing about the set piece of like what happens in the end which was riveting um what about the cast the castration the chemical castration love love I've done it I love when he goes well we thought you might try to seduce us.

27:10Trixie Mattel:So we both chemically cast our sister. And she goes, oh shit. That's when she realizes like, this is for real. Electrocution was crazy. Yeah, it was. But then, shocking. But she, I was, I love that he was like, oh my God, your majesty, I'm so sorry. And he gave her a wig. He gave her a wig? She gives her, he gives her a wig once she realizes she's, so she doesn't have to be bald. Remember, at the end when she goes back to the office, she has a wig on. Oh, that's right. That's so crazy. You need to read the Wikipedia. That was, Vanity Unit. That was a Wigs by Vanity Unit. That was a Miss Australia.

27:43Trixie Mattel:Miss Sweden. It was a great movie. I loved it. The end was... Hello! That was you at the end. Hello! I'm just trying to bus out of an ambulance, get to my office to teleport to my homeland. Remember when I told you when I started driving again, I'd say hi in the car a lot? Because I'm not used to being in the car alone. And I'm still turned out of the freeway going, Hello! Hi! other cars hey hey get out of here you cock a dude in the car alone it's creepy it's creepy boots no it's not you know what I do in the car I'm doing Grammys performances right I'm at the Grammys I'm Sabrina Carpenter I'm Karen Carpenter right the grannies I'm giving vocal performances I'm doing master classes like Christina Aguilera vocal performances I'm giving octave ranges

28:47Trixie Mattel:is.

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30:10Trixie Mattel:I also watched... There's a lot of movies I watched. I watched Madam. Did you watch this? This is a Toni Collette film. Heidi Fleiss? It's a Toni Collette film. Her and her husband play rich, upper echelon socialites who are American who live in Paris. No. And they're hosting a dinner party and they realize there's 13 chairs and she's like, I can't do that. Toni Collette's like this complete bitch. She's like, I can't have that. She goes to her maid and is like, go put on a nice dress. Don't tell the people here that you're a maid. We need 14 guests. Just drink a little bit. Don't talk much. Shut up.

30:42Trixie Mattel:But we need 14 chairs. And she accidentally charms the pants off of this super rich guy that's at the dinner. And they start dating. And he doesn't know who she is. And Toni Collette's like, I can't believe this. It's like, made in Manhattan? The reveal is at the end, he's like so in love with her and she's worried that he's going to like dump her. and Toni Collette tells him that she's the maid and he does dump her. And then she quits the job and leaves. But it teaches her that I'm not that different than these people. Hello. And these people suck. And she's like, I'm wearing them. Basically the subtext being like, I had a maid's outfit on telling myself I'm not as good as these people.

31:21Trixie Mattel:I'm as good as these people. I'm better than these people. And that guy sucks and I'm leaving and she quits. Great. It was a great movie and the actress who played her, this woman, she's a Spanish model and actress who has like a million awards, but I've never seen her anything. What's her name? And she is... Oh, I love Rassi De Palma. She has... She's very distinctive looking. Yes. Yeah, big nose. I was... Yes, I was watching her. She's Almodovar. She's in like every Almodovar movie. Okay. I love... She's so funny. Big noses on women. Oh, she's incredible. And I'm watching her and in the movie, obviously, she's meant to be like not traditionally pretty.

31:53Trixie Mattel:Ugly duckling. Yes. Yeah. But I'm watching it and the family commentary is going around. I go, you guys, I bet she was a model. I Google it. Sure was. Oh yeah. Mugler. Yes. Also, she eats, she chews up every scene she's in in all those Almodovar movies. And the red carpets. Yeah, she's so fucking funny. She's so funny. So funny. She's so funny. So fucking funny. Anyway, I'd never even heard of that movie. It's not just a Toni Collette film. The Gentleman Who Plays Her Husband, it was his last movie before she died, I believe. What was his name? Harvey Keitel. He's her husband. So he's weaning the piano.

32:26Trixie Mattel:And Toni Collette, I never get to see her be like a true cunt. She's really a cunt in that movie. Oh, wow. Is there anything she can't do? There's this part where she reads the nurse, the maid down and tells her to go to bed in the middle of the party is like, you're embarrassing yourself. You don't belong here, whatever. And then before the girl walks away, she goes, and you look really pretty in lipstick. Oh, wow. Cunt! Cunt. Hello! Hello! Hello! It was a great movie. You know, sometimes when you let, when you're not, when it's not your house and you're at the mercy of what other movies people pick, you can be surprised.

33:01Trixie Mattel:Things you never thought of or never knew about play on the TV and you go, oh, the Jones? I would have never picked this independent documentary about a trans woman in Mississippi. Loved it. Loved it. Also, Harvey Keitel is his dad. Thank you. Weenie's still intact. You know what I love about Harvey Keitel? His large schlong. I love him in Dusk Till Dawn. think about it think about it and that's what the community's kind of afraid to talk about you know what I can't get out of my head what? Salma Hayek in her pool swimming with the bikini and those large breasts you know what I'm talking about on her Instagram you know what I'm talking about and you did it at my birthday party I just watched that girl that's so weird on all this cinema I was like should I rewatch that all this Oscar cinema begonia into that video I mean, it's apples and oranges.

33:56Hello. Begonia could never. Begonia could never. I'll see you at the Oscars, Tati.

34:03Trixie Mattel:I'm ready for some sort of like - Sucking dick and cock at my birthday dinner? I'm ready for some kind of I, Tanya movie about like - Sandra Bullock. 2016 Arab beauty people. Sandra Bullock, Tati. Who's playing Tati? Sandra Bullock. Yeah. Right? Bring it on. Okay. Who's playing James Charles? Maybe himself. No. it's going to be Timothy Chalamet. Oh, of course. Timothy Chalamet. And he can do it too. He's got the range. He can do everything. He's motivated. He's going to be the best. Sandy Bullock is Tati or Liz Hurley. And I think Emma Stone is Jeffrey. Right? A hundred percent. Yeah. And there's got to be that.

34:46Do you know what? Do you follow that account? Head very empty. Where it's. The swing? The swing. Do I follow that account? Pull up in the Sri Lanka. Are you kidding me? In the red tracksuits. Head V empty on Instagram. Everybody needs to follow head V empty. Every day. Every day. Every day.

35:03Trixie Mattel:Every day. It's like my pill. Is it RuPaul running through the field? Yes. I got it. I have a shirt that I've got my red dress on today. Did you see the new Drag Race promo? Okay, so let's talk about that. RuPaul says like, it says in shady times, like let there be light. And RuPaul's in this glowing dress. Ready, set, glow. I was like we do need this we need drag race in these trying times yes we do do you know what was going through my head the entire promo how pretty I was three words I could never baby I don't care some of those girls were hit some of those girls were hit and tore down in the face obviously but every single one of them was wearing an outfit that I could never dream of acquiring designing or even sourcing you don't care I do care that's why it hurts me can I say I don't know when I was just looking I'm more Rue she's wearing a little purple off the shoulder thing from Tello she might not even be in the picture no but I mean she was there when we did the all stars promo I remember she was there like the day before we never saw her she shoots her own day she's not going to be there with you guys she's running through the parking lot with the shoes singing Annie you're going to get in drag a head to set with Thorgy you got out of your mind can I tell you The craziest thing happened on that.

36:22I think I talked about this on my channel, but that photo shoot for All Stars 3 was gold.

36:26Trixie Mattel:Yeah. And Thorgy brought a yellow feather dress and was mad when they were like, this isn't gold. They didn't style you? No, we brought our own. She brought a yellow feather dress and they were like, this isn't gold. And she was like, what? It's yellow. Gold. Let it mellow. You know, David LaChapelle shot that, right? Yeah. I think we shot our own on an iPhone. What's with that? Mary. What's with the All Stars 2 promo? No, no. No, no. There was no promo. We didn't have promo. What is it? No, it was queen. Faggot queen. Faggot queen. It was like royal. It was boo-boo. We didn't really have it. Great season of television.

37:08We didn't have a commercial. Amazing television though. You guys didn't need it. Best season. Maybe they watched it and thought we don't need it. It's this good. Yeah. Horrible. I mean, do you know where my, who looked cunt? I actually think Roxy looked really beautiful. Is your dress literally from like ASOS? Yep. Not ASOS. It's something better. AliExpress. Detox, I think won that challenge. She looks incredible.

37:34Trixie Mattel:I think y 'all look fucking chopped. If A1 had been invented, I would have said let Gemini take a draft at y 'all. Nasty girl. Best season of television ever though. Nasty take your clothes off. Best season of Drag Race ever. I cannot wait till you and I can someday do a recap of All Stars 2 I've been wanting to watch it so bad You are so good at that shit You know what? I'm not the type of person who peaked in high school Always reliving my glory days You certainly didn't peak in high school You were drinking vampire You were in red leather vampire pants I widows peaked in high school Peaked Peaked at what?

38:15I peaked through the hole peaked at men in the shower yeah rubbing the skin off oh my god no but I don't like I'm not the type of person to relive my glory days still waiting for them to happen right but like I agree just amazing television it was the best it was the best it was so good

38:33Trixie Mattel:you guys are just amazing I'm so glad I'm so glad I didn't get eliminated at the third episode though best TV ever yeah riveting the moment when the mirror people are back there I just I fantasize about it yeah I fantasize about it wait I got two words for you Typingclub.com That's not a word Typingclub So typingclub You know how my My secret shame Hunt and Peck Uh huh Don't know how to type Mary asked me What I did the other day 70 words per minute 100 % accuracy Eat my ass Seven Seventy Seventy That's very Very That's very out of character Are you on Adderall No I'm No I couldn't That is like That's like A lot of characters I'm in it No complete words No words A lot of typing though No words or sentences.

39:18But a lot of pushing. But full disclosure, no capitals. No capitals. That's giving me a big, big -

39:26Trixie Mattel:But that's Stan Twitter. You turn off the auto caps on Stan Twitter. I'm doing periods, though. And commas. I'm doing semicolons, periods, commas. I just, the capitals are really killing me. Because you got to go - You got to choose the shift or the shift. I know, and I don't like it. That's okay. But Mary, I was just cruising, and it's so satisfying. Like, I haven't learned to do anything in so long. Do you want to write another book? Nope. But I could dictate somebody else's book or write somebody else's book. You want to be a stenographer. That's what I want. You put 17 years into drag to go be a court stenographer.

39:55And we get a brown wig, breast implants, real. Marsha Cross. Little. Is that her name? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. Marsha Cross, Sarah Paulson, all's fair. you what Ryan Murphy and those ladies are doing to us is something hitherto undid on television they are trolling us so hard why are you feeding into it

40:22Trixie Mattel:no no no I'm not feeding into it I saw a clip on Twitter don't stare into the abyss no no no this is not the abyss this is the most dazzling car crash you've ever seen in your life and nobody dies this is Sarah Paulson has a monologue talking to Glenn Close about her pussy her cat you sent it to me and as soon as she said pussy I turned it off I'm sorry but I'm gonna make everybody listen to it She's getting her star I believe Sarah Paulson or she just got it It's so unhinged It's a level of unhinginess I was like incredulous The whole fucking time Did Sarah get her star? She really is Jokes aside she's an incredible actress Reminds me of my pussy

41:05My kitty cat who died when I was five. Mrs. Pussy. She had feline AIDS. Excuse me, but you're not comparing the loss of your cat to her husband of 40 years. A child's grief can be just as profound. My pussy was my whole world.

41:28Trixie Mattel:Okay, can I say... And when my pussy died, I kept her in my bed for days, stroking her and talking to her. Of course, my mother, she got so angry. Stop playing with your pussy car. She yelled. But I refused to. Even when my pussy started smelling really bad and got really crusty, I just stayed locked in my room, grieving in private because I just couldn't let go of my pussy. You need to put this in a lip sync. Please stop saying the word pussy. I get that. And I promise you will get through this. You know, it wasn't easy for me either, but eventually I learned how to soothe myself without touching my pussy.

42:18Going into pussy. Pussy. My pussy. My pussy. My pussy. I want to do the cabaret thing. How she turned to me and say, and this through that whole model. Oh my God. That is so crazy. That is so fucking crazy.

42:34Trixie Mattel:It is. It really is crazy. I also have been listening to some new music. Orville Peck's new album is out. And you know, she is one of our friends. She's a crooner. Amazing singer. And of course, we've seen her on stage. And I have both of his first albums. And then the other ones I kind of cherry picked. This one I was on a long drive and I just put it on. He's a beautiful voice. He's just a great artist. Orville, congrats, girl. Congratulations. And unrelated and inappropriate, I had a sexual dream about him the other day. Okay. What happened? I fucked him in his huge butt. Let's take a break.

43:08Finally, you called a break. My pussy. Krusty. So that is, so Ryan Murphy and the girls are having fun, I think.

43:15Trixie Mattel:Listen, I, the other day, I needed a Sarah Paulson fix. And I watched a bunch of clips of Apocalypse. Because I love to watch Sarah Paulson in anything. And what I loved about Apocalypse of American Horror Story was, it was the season where all the seasons are kind of converging. It's murder house. It's coven. It's this. And so they're all playing their characters from other seasons, but they all have facial blindness when they're like, who are you? And I'm like, well, that's the, that's the Supreme in a different way. Like, I love that. I love it. So drag. It is. There's this part where the bitches for Christmas medicine, medicine Montgomery turns and she's like at the murder house and she's like, and who the fuck are you or whatever?

43:57Trixie Mattel:And she's like, I forget what the medium's name is, who's from Murder House, but it's Sarah Paulson. And she's a medium. And I'm like, but that's the Supreme who you saw earlier. That's Sarah Paulson. And I love the fantasy. And then like Jessica Lange shows up as Constance from season one. And she's like, this is my fucking house. You know, whatever she does. Blanche Devereaux smoking commercial. And then when they're like, who are you? I'm like, well, that's the strivering with cancer who died two years ago. You don't recognize the girl. She's on the call sheet. Girl, I'm like, y 'all need to get your eyes checked.

44:30Ryan Murphy's diabolical. Love it though. Oh, I do too. At this point, I'm like, go girl, do it, do more. Fuck it up. Fuck it up. Eat it, shit on them.

44:39Trixie Mattel:Oh, I watched several Christmas movies already. What'd you watch? Well, I don't want to overshare too much. Have you seen Scrooge, by the way? Yes. Oh, it's my favorite Christmas movie. I'm writing a Christmas movie right now. I've never gotten to write a movie, but you know, you and I have watched so many Christmas movies at Netflix that I've gotten weirdly empowered because the bar is in the basement. Girl, the bar's not even there. There's no bar. Yeah. But I like Christmas movies. The world is so bad that I think I've reached a point where I want to watch a formulaic, predictable Christmas movie.

45:05Is it like a Lifetime or Netflix or like a, like irreverent or like what?

45:10Trixie Mattel:There's really good Christmas movies, right? Like Lampoons. Scrooge. Scrooge. Scrooge. I would say Elf, The Grinch. Those are like good, amazing. Christmas story. Yes. But I'm more interested in, and then there's the top tier made for TV kind of seasonal Christmas movies. such a I'm interested in what's a little bit below that okay anything starring Jonathan Bennett who the fuck is that Aaron Samuels from Mean Girls he's been in I think I counted 12 Christmas movies The King of Christmas and I watched a movie that I thought I was gonna make fun of and hate and I sat down to be like fucking gay movies I love fucking gay movies I love bad Christmas movies I love bad gay movies and the two come together the clit the clit carved fucking chip clip on the clit crusty pussy love it crusty pussy dead dead pussy in bed so this movie stars Kristen Stewart.

45:57Trixie Mattel:Okay, I'm sold. And who plays her girlfriend? Maggie J. Beautiful actress. Mackenzie Davis. Incredibly beautiful. Oh, I know this one. So they're girlfriends. Yeah. And I had no idea what this movie was about. And I've been working on my Christmas shit. And I was like, let's just go watch Christmas movies. Get me in the mood while I'm working on my Christmas shit. Working out with Jennifer from Netflix. And I just want to say the hard thing to believe in this movie was that you're bringing home Kristen Stewart and you're trying to pass her off as your roommate. Okay. Kristen Stewart is in like this unit color with like two hair clips.

46:34Trixie Mattel:With like overalls? No, she's giving like grungy, cool Tegan and Sarah. Okay. Emo girl. Gorgeous. Lilith there. Yes. And drop dead gorgeous, but really giving gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love the idea of bringing home that level lesbian and being like, this is my roommate. We'll marry. love. That's what my grandmother called my uncle's, you know what, for their entire life. Well, it's like an old school thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His roommate. It was such a good movie. Really? Yes. It was so good. I had no idea it was going to be so good that I... Are we plazas in it? This sounds great. Jinx and Dale are in it.

47:14Trixie Mattel:Ugh.

47:17Trixie Mattel:The drag queens where I really was like, this is too much. the mom is Mary Steenburgen. Amazing. Love her. She never misses. And she's kind of a mean mom in it. She never misses. It's fun to watch her be mean. Love her. I love Mary Steenburgen. This movie was so good and I'd never seen it. Happiest season. Happiest season. It was the best. It was not only a good Christmas movie. It was one of the best gay movies I've ever seen. Well, that. Well acted. I don't think there's any good gay movies. Hilarious. Dan Levy, there's this runner where he's babysitting her fish and they're dead. Okay. Kills them.

47:48Trixie Mattel:And so the runner is that he's spending the whole movie trying to be like, hey, if I have a friend who wanted to get your exact fish, maybe the exact same size, where would you get those? Because he's trying to like replace her fish. That shit made me laugh. There's one whole scene where they're having a heart to heart and they zoom out and he's in a fish store holding two bags because like replacing the fish. The shit is so funny. I cried like three times because this girl is in this family where her parents want her to be so perfect and the dad's running for office and the damage and then really the takeaway is like Alison Brie is in this.

48:16Trixie Mattel:These kids all just want their family, their parents that they feel like their parents love is conditional. Right. And the, obviously the gay daughter feels that, but the other two heterosexual siblings also feel that the story is more of like a cautionary tale of like parents making their children feel like their love is conditional and gay stuff fits in that. Yeah. But it wasn't like a gay themed movie. It wasn't like eating out. No, but the lady bunny wasn't in it. The piss ballet, you know, did you know Brandon is in that? Yes. He's in another gay sequel. Yeah. There's a piss ballet in that.

48:49Trixie Mattel:What now? A yellow, like a golden shower ballet. Like you sing it in the rain. Oh, Jesus Christ. Wait, in this movie? No. No. Yeah, it's Kristen Stewart. I love Kristen Stewart. Clear stream. I love Kristen Stewart. Are you kidding me? I love Kristen Stewart. She's so pretty. Love her. The acting in this, I was like, is this my favorite Kristen Stewart movie? Baby. But you know what else is fucked up about me? What? There's nothing I fucking like more. I don't know what it is. if you ever go to a hotel and turn on the TV and turn on the cable, basic cable, Twilight will be on on some channel. And I always turn it on.

49:20Trixie Mattel:If I hear those opening cords, I lay in that bed. It feels like pizza boxes. My shittiest bedspread. And I put both, I put my legs up in the air and I watch it. I watch Twilight. Like with a trowel. It's a little like The Ring. Like I can't look away. And I've got seven days to watch the series. Like after I watch one, I have to watch all of them. Mary, if the Volturi scene, if the Volturi fight scene comes on, you know that I take my glasses off I take my eyes to the screen are you talking about the head pops off yes I'm talking about the bloodless head fight the bloodless decapitation the bloodless oh I also love when Dakota Fanning throws the baby in the fire but where was are you Jacob or Edward neither I'm Volturi I want those dead I want the baby in the fire right I also don't like that that whole fight happens and then it's a it's a psychic vision I hate that that's why I turned off before that for me that's a real thing popping heads like, I don't know what.

50:15Like a Pez dispenser? Yeah.

50:17Trixie Mattel:Weird. And then also like, what's his name? Martin Sheen. Not Martin Sheen. That British guy? Who played like the leader of the Volturi? Yeah, what's his name? He's got that smirk, that gay smirk, that it's so hammy. It's so hammy. And Dakota Fanning is so hammy. They're just hamming it up. Yeah. Michael Sheen. Married to Kate Beckinsale. Divorced, of course. Yeah. father to Lily Sheen. I love that shit. Are you caught up on Derry? I am. I gotta, don't ruin it. I gotta watch this week's. Don't ruin it. No, I'm not gonna. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not living. I'm not living. I think they have some really great set pieces, but.

50:58Did you think that Matty was gonna be alive?

51:00Trixie Mattel:I knew it was a trick. Of course. He came out of a yellow tent. I was like, this is a raincoat. Girl, he came out looking like, whodunit. When the back of his head opened up, that was scary. Yeah, but I was like, I was like, when is this kid gonna turn into whatever? And I did think he was going to shoot his son in an accident. I'm living. I've got to watch this week's, though. I'm living. Unpopular opinion, whatever. I don't care for this Pennywise. I've never cared for it. I think Bill Skarsgård is so talented. Incredibly talented. I hate the design. I hate the look. I don't think it's scary.

51:28I think it's boo-boo. I think it's too ornate. The big head just is funny. It's not scary. I think Tim Curry was eating, eating, eating.

51:36Trixie Mattel:Maybe we should end it here because I have something. I saw the scariest media I've ever seen. And I will tell you next week. Oh, that's a cliffhanger. $3. Bye.

52:13Thank you.