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9:10Trixie Mattel:I guess. But like, you think taking drugs in the sky is something you invented? Please don't keep drugs. It's not. People do. I know that that's something people do.

9:18Katya Zamolodchikova:I'm talking about a spa experience. Oh, right. I'm talking about the - Jennifer Aniston. Yes. Smart water. And this is where the differentiation, the different, the, the, the, the, whatever you call it, differentiation between levels of first class depending on the airline and the flight. Say you've got, you're on a puddle jump. Ryanair. Ryanair. Aer Lingus. Aer Lingus. Ryanair. They got stand-up seats now. Girl, I seen it and it said it's$9. Oh, yeah.

9:42Trixie Mattel:$9? What could go wrong? But girl, you know what you do though? They probably strap you in. You put on your Hannibal Lecter mask. They're like nuts. You're like, you can't get them. They try to throw them through the holes. Oh, my God. They drop the gas mask down. but that's, it's like a donut on a string, like at a carnival. And you just like,

10:03Katya Zamolodchikova:you have to bob through the hand.

10:05Trixie Mattel:Yeah. But then time flies.

10:07Katya Zamolodchikova:Time flies before you know you're on the tarmac.

10:09Trixie Mattel:Girl. And that's what they, they put the propanol, propathol on the donut. Yeah. And that's how you get administered your, okay. So imagine. I'm flying Air Pookie.

10:21Trixie Mattel:I'm flying Air Pookie.

10:23Katya Zamolodchikova:You have a crystal air. Crystal air. No, no, no. So here's the, here's the setup. And this is very, the ethic. Now, the pages and stacks and stacks of legal are just so enormous. So that alone is going to be, you know, the medical waivers, all that shit. It's just going to be so much to get through. But if we Blade Runner into the future, say 50 years, 500 years, it's imagine a concierge health, a concierge spa experience in the air. So you have nurse practitioners. Right. You have an MD on the plane, of course. And then you have treatments. Like, so in a first class on an Emirates, which we were both at one time so privileged to fly.

11:05Katya Zamolodchikova:It is insane. It's truly insane. It's ultra luxury. It's outrageous. But you have a whole— No, Jennifer Aniston, though. No. She was not there. But I took two showers. Yeah. And the showers were bigger than my apartment, by the way. Took them home with you. Took it right off the wall. Imagine, so I had three flight attendants, 10 to me. It was like. Well, one for each hole. Three pretzels like a, I got three holes like a pretzel.

11:34Trixie Mattel:Three holes, you know which hole to use? Always, sometimes, never. Always, sometimes.

11:42Katya Zamolodchikova:The belly button is always?

11:45Trixie Mattel:No, I'm talking about one of my pussy holes. Always, sometimes. Right. That gave me pause. That gave me pause. I'll always do oral. That gave me pause. Sometimes I'll use my wiener and I will never use my butt. That gave me pause. Let's take a break.

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18:31Trixie Mattel:All first class is astronomical. Astronomical.

18:33Katya Zamolodchikova:And they all fluctuate, which I don't understand how that's ethical. I don't want to get into it. But like, it's like, oh, we're booking travel for two years in the future. It's going to be 18 grand. Oh, but then two days after that, it's going to be$300. Girl.

18:49Trixie Mattel:What the fuck is that? or sometimes it'll be like, uh, the early flight is thousands of dollars less. And then if you fly a couple hours later, it's double$2 or yeah. Yeah. And so a lot of times when I buy my own flights, I'd be taking whatever's the cheapest. Like I'll take that hateful early flight. Cause sometimes it's so much less money.

19:10Katya Zamolodchikova:Yeah. Now we're in a very fortunate position where like business class, like business people, like those gross, nasty fat guys who drink margaritas at like seven in the morning. their companies pay for all these flights.

19:22Trixie Mattel:Do you understand how much like a round trip flight LA to London right now in first class is like? 12 ,000? Easily. 17 grand.

19:32Katya Zamolodchikova:Crazy. Yeah. But with SkyMed, we're bumping that up to 30. And here's why. You have a dedicated nurse practitioner, MD on board. And so they can say you have an 18 hour flight to Singapore, New York to Singapore, longest flight you can take. That is a long time. so in addition to wonderful food and everything they're giving you liquid IV drips, vitamins, whatever and then Mr. Mr. Rabinowitz would you like to, is it time for you to you know die, not die, but like and then they put a little volume in your IV and you go to sleep.

20:09Trixie Mattel:Will they treat other things? Like what if I get on the plane with like a fissure?

20:12Katya Zamolodchikova:Oh, they do surgery, but it's in the back with the dancing like in the lounge. Right, right, right it's very crimes of the future.

20:20Trixie Mattel:People stand around and watch the surgery. You can, you can listen to it,

20:23Katya Zamolodchikova:but on headphones.

20:24Trixie Mattel:Be respectful. And Kristen Stewart's always there.

20:27Katya Zamolodchikova:Yes. There's a guy swings, eyes shut. Yeah. Something like that. Putting ears on the forehead, wiggling. No, but I'm telling you, it's like rather than, because what really happens is rich people get on, they take their own goofballs, they have cocktails. That's what the rich people do. Yeah.

20:42Trixie Mattel:Rich people take the big fat value. Have a glass of wine.

20:45Katya Zamolodchikova:Yeah. It's like when I went to Australia, you like four like three or four years ago i took um a whole xanax which is like two milligrams a lot and then i didn't have a cocktail i don't drink but i was out and they told me like we thought you died like i was dead i like i had the early you know how you can like eat early and then go to bed oh yeah you always get the early meal yeah because then it's drawn out and yeah it's

21:09Trixie Mattel:too much although if it's a long flight try to stay up for the meal because like it's it's gonna be hard to sleep, even in the flat seats, which are lovely. The flat seats on international is amazing.

21:23Katya Zamolodchikova:I don't care if it's, it could be a wooden plank. It could be a plank with spikes. I will bring my padding. I will bring my drag padding. I will do anything, but the ability to lie horizontal cannot be overstated. That is an extreme luxury.

21:36Trixie Mattel:I just think honestly, lately I've been, lately I've been thinking the comfort plus, you get the extra snacks, you get the extra drink service, you get extra leg room, you get the priority boarding. You even get your own dedicated, I think, bag area. I just think as far as like what's worth it, it's like comfort plus is not that much more and you get a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. First class is so much more. Yeah, and it's also, it depends though.

22:00Katya Zamolodchikova:Even if they give you everything,

22:00Trixie Mattel:bitch, you're still on a plane.

22:01Katya Zamolodchikova:You're still on a plane, it sucks. Even, listen, I am so ungrateful. I'm such a piece of shit. You are. That even, I can, give me any situation that is the most, the best of any world and I will tell you 10 things I hate about it. So, but on our puddle jumpers recently, these basketball players got on and I have never felt so bad for them. Oh, that's different. They're seven feet tall. That's awful. Six, six and above. They were literally, while they were walking onto the plane like this.

22:31Trixie Mattel:That's horrible.

22:32Katya Zamolodchikova:You didn't see them? No. Oh my God, there was like - I was in the back. No, they went to the back. They went to the coach or economy or whatever. They don't call it coach anymore. But they were literally having a hunch just to walk through. Imagine what it felt like sitting down. Like, well, you know what I mean? That sucks. I feel bad for them because even if they sat in the first class,

22:54Trixie Mattel:it sucks if you're that tall, right?

22:56Katya Zamolodchikova:I hit my head three times. I always hit my head coming out of the seat.

23:00Trixie Mattel:I don't know what it is. Every time I get up, I hit my head on the ceiling. I'm bald. Everyone sees it. I don't react. My eyes are tearing because it hurts so bad. I have blood in my face. No one says anything. Three times. Both flights. And I'm like, I swear to you,

23:12Katya Zamolodchikova:I better not hit my head when I get up.

23:14Trixie Mattel:I just feel like I'm going through a renaissance with the airplanes where I'm like, they all suck. Every seat sucks. And the gouge is so fierce.

23:20Katya Zamolodchikova:But why don't you get the vendors and the bookers and the promoters to pay for the gouge? Because they're all skimming and scamming. Everybody's scamming and scheming.

23:28Trixie Mattel:I guess. But on our trips, we pay for our own. It comes out of our own budget. All right.

23:32Katya Zamolodchikova:Comfort Plus it is then.

23:35Trixie Mattel:You guys, if you see us in Comfort Plus, just know that we're loving it.

23:38Katya Zamolodchikova:I did it for Fina because that woman, as she has now slimmed down dramatically and is living a very different life. I mean, imagine, imagine. Imagine the grip. Also, we were delayed for so long. I'm fuming. I'm spiraling. I'm ready to have a gun and kill myself. She is living. She was so grateful, so happy just to be up and have some decent room and whatever. Yeah. And I was like, damn, that's a great lesson. Not to be a cunt. Not to be a cunt. An ungrateful bitch.

24:07Trixie Mattel:I was in the lovely exit row and I, I will say prepared to help if that an emergency. That's what I kept thinking as I got drunker. Um, I, I took all my pills. Well, luckily I had the, there was gays who knew what our situation was. So the gay flight attendants kept coming back and being like, do you guys need extra snacks and drinks? I was like, yes, I do. Yes, I do. Janine. Thank you. Do you need a little IV of a Valium? But if you're used to getting a glass of wine every time it's, every time it gets even close to empty, if you're used to a flight attendant refilling it, that's not what's going on.

24:36Trixie Mattel:back there in 21A.

24:38Katya Zamolodchikova:No. Water, they just throw it.

24:40Trixie Mattel:You got to turn the... I had to crack the exit door just to get the flight attendant to come over. Can we get a little cross-breeze? Do you have any shower today? It was like very bad. I'll open it. You bring that bottle over here and they bring me your room temp canned wine.

24:59Katya Zamolodchikova:Oh, I... That's a good question. Is the alcohol any good on a flight? I mean, no, but like booze is booze.

25:05Trixie Mattel:Where are you going to go to the plane next door? Booze is booze. Is it really? Cristal Champagne? Le Clicquot? I mean, I don't know. If you're on the plane. It's the Belvedere playing tricks on you. Well, you're not supposed to bring your own booze. And that's kind of a rub on the airplanes too, because it's illegal to bring your own alcohol. But can't you? Of course I do it. Wait, so you can't bring it through security. Right. Because it's a bomb. And you can't drink your own alcohol on the plane. Like, even if you had the best intentions, it's illegal. And it's duty free. There's no way to buy it.

25:34Trixie Mattel:You can't. Yeah, they take the duty free before you get on the plane if it's alcohol, I believe. Because that's why you always see them handing you the bag when you get off the plane. I hate that. But they don't want people to be blacked out. And you already see all these videos of people on the plane being belligerent. Well, yeah. You just can't give people unfettered access to alcohol or they won't act right.

25:51Katya Zamolodchikova:That's why the nurse practitioner, the psychiatrist, the MD psychiatrist, and the MD physician are on board. They know what to do. If you start acting all crazy, mama, they do a little propofol. I want it to be like - The strengths. they do the muzzle cashmere muzzle I want them to get mask one of those latex full body get things they suspend you

26:13Trixie Mattel:oh yeah hooks in the back I think it's very Cenobite

26:17Katya Zamolodchikova:it's very Cenobite when you sign the waiver there's in bold if you don't act right the chains will come out

26:25Trixie Mattel:I think I don't know I want it to be like Kathy Griffin in the Slim Shady video where a nurse walks by with the little dixie Like what? Like a nurse. Kathy Griffin in the Slim Shady video? Yeah, she's in the real Slim Shady video. The Eminem song. Yes. Kathy Griffin. Yes. Kathleen Griffin. Yes. What is she doing? She plays the nurse. He's in a psychiatric hospital and she plays the nurse. Got it. Right? Yeah. Okay, I agree.

26:56Trixie Mattel:If I don't know about Kathy Griffin and her relation to Eminem, what do I know about?

27:01Katya Zamolodchikova:Let's see. Oh, nice. Kathleen Joanne Elizabeth Griffin.

27:05Trixie Mattel:Anyway, there's a part where I think she's like, they have like pills and they have the Dixie cups and they're just taking the pills and throwing them in the cups. I love it. I want the flight attendants to walk by in little nurse outfits with your Dixie cup of your goofballs. And then you swelm and then it's like, like the loony bin where you're going to show the air rehab.

27:21Katya Zamolodchikova:That's another one. But see, here's the thing though. You get off the plane completely free of drugs. No, no, no. See, that's the thing. If you now with a psychiatry, With a licensed medical doctor and a psychiatrist referral, you can get on. Say you're going to Singapore for rehab. You are twisted. You're not in a great space. 18 hours is a lot could happen in 18 hours in terms of detoxifying the body. Usually you're held for 24 hours in detox or two days. Well, they're doing those cups too.

27:49Trixie Mattel:They do the back cups. The back cups? The suction on the back. You get those purple welts and that's how the crack comes out of your skin, right? The toxins? Girl. They're doing acupuncture. They do the suction on the back. They take the cup off. They scrape it off. They put that on some foil and it's a fentanyl patch.

28:07Katya Zamolodchikova:And then, yes. And then it's like, would you like to be woken up for breakfast or your coffee enema an hour before we land? Oh, my God.

28:15Trixie Mattel:RuPaul's there giving people red wine colonics. Don't you think? Coffee enema. Coffee enema.

28:20Katya Zamolodchikova:Because when you land for your business meeting, that starts in half an hour after the plane lands. You've got to be pert and ready.

28:25Trixie Mattel:Can I tell you, I. Where's all the shit go? I got so constipated last week. Me too. I'm reaching a point in my life where I just don't think I can have cheese. Wait, wait. No, of course you can't have cheese. It just stops me up entirely now. Cheese is bad. So I think I have to go on the cheese. Well, don't get to go.

28:44Katya Zamolodchikova:No, I don't have cheese. I live a cheese-free life, and I'm perfect.

28:48Trixie Mattel:I had to drink something that you got from CVS that you drink this whole water, this fluid, and then it tells you in 30 minutes to five hours, you will. have a movement milk of magnesia and i know it was something crazy and it was like something citrate something citrate and i googled it and it said like i was reading reddit like has anybody tried this does it help when you're stopped up the comment was like when this hits you're about

29:14Katya Zamolodchikova:to you better be home lift you're gonna lift three or four inches off the bowl you better be the blast will be hydro like hydro uh what do you call it hydrocephalic hydro hydro hydro hydro

29:26Trixie Mattel:Hydroplanking. No, it's hydraulic. Hydraulic. Hydraulic shitting. So they were like, you better be home when it happens. And I couldn't be home because I had plans to go see Lee Cronin's The Mummy with Juno Burke. In white jeans.

29:39Katya Zamolodchikova:Well, no. So Juno gets there. Lee Cronin's The Mummy is so funny to me. Lee Daniels The Butler. Lee Cronin The Mummy. You know why they do that? It's like it's disputes over titles. Oh, so you can't call it The Mummy. Like they couldn't call it The Butler. Warner Brothers, it was a whole thing. So they call it Lee Daniels the butler. I thought the directors wanted that. No, it was a huge dispute between the Weinstein Company. It was a whole thing. Interesting. Same thing with The Mummy. Lee Cronin's The Mummy. It's so funny to me. Lee Cronin's The Mummy. Where is she?

30:11Trixie Mattel:Is she in the movie, Lee? Well, Juno Birch comes over and I go, I just feel like I want to tell you, because we're on a double date. Her boyfriend, my boyfriend, we're all here to go on a lovely date. Love. And we're all going to go on a... And I go, I just have to tell you guys. I took this medicine and then I learned online that this is about to hit. You are so wild. So before we go to the movie, it does hit everything. It's great. Love it. Thank God.

30:34Katya Zamolodchikova:Thank God. Did you bring a cork plug for your butt?

30:36Trixie Mattel:No, I just said like, we're good. And I was like, if I have to leave during this movie, at least they all know what I'm doing. Right? Coke. Coke in there. Were you people doing Coke in your bathroom?

30:45Katya Zamolodchikova:So did you blast during the movie? He died. Does that make sense?

30:49Trixie Mattel:No, I didn't blast during the movie, but I will say you need to see this movie because Lee Cronin is going to be tried for his crimes.

30:54Katya Zamolodchikova:I heard it was really bad.

30:56Trixie Mattel:No, it's very Drag Me to Hell. It's very Gumming the Face. You Shamed Me.

31:02Katya Zamolodchikova:Puking. He's the same. I believe that's the same director who did the mommy version of the Evil Dead. Evil Dead Rises.

31:09Trixie Mattel:Yeah. It's very Evil Dead Rises. It's very family horror. Okay. Dead body reanimation horror.

31:16Katya Zamolodchikova:My daughter went to Egypt. She came back the mummy. Lee Cronin's the mummy. Pretty much. Pretty much. Love that premise.

31:21Trixie Mattel:It is a mummy story, but it's kind of more of like a possession story. It was scary. It was fun. Loved it. Jump scares? Not egregiously. Okay. Scary and it's kind of sick.

31:31Katya Zamolodchikova:Okay.

31:32Trixie Mattel:And what's his name who's in it?

31:33Katya Zamolodchikova:Lee Cronin.

31:34Trixie Mattel:No, no, no. The actor who was in Fifty Shades and a Barb and Star. That's Jamie. Jamie Dornan, my birthday twin.

31:41Katya Zamolodchikova:He's so beautiful. This is really - I think it's him. Jack Raynor? Damn. That's not him. But shout out to Jamie Dornan because he is born on the same exact day that I am. We are both May 1st, 1982. He's from Midsommar. He's the boyfriend. The boyfriend in Midsommar.

31:58Trixie Mattel:I'm sorry. That's who it was. It's Midsommar. But he's so beautiful. You really? Oh, yeah. He's cute. Cutie. Gorge. It was a good movie. It was fun. And I didn't get the D-box. So I would love to. You went to the cinema. The Cinemaplex? Well, Juno said. To the movie theater. I said, do you want to hang out? And she said, well, yeah. what do you want to do? And she said, well, I kind of want to see Lee Cronin's The Mummy. I said, okay, we'll go. So it was like her idea, really. Interesting.

32:25Katya Zamolodchikova:I should have invited you. No, I'm just, all the times I've said, we should go to the movies. You say, I don't go to the cinema. Yeah, but it was Juno. She's never here. It's what she wanted. Do I have to become a British transsexual in order to get you to go to the movies?

32:37Trixie Mattel:You have to become interesting and have some compelling arguments about why I should go other than the popcorn and the magic of film. I've never felt so shocked

32:45Katya Zamolodchikova:and betrayed right now. Okay. Cool. I've never felt so shocked. I have a hard time believing that. Every single time that she says we're on this pod, she says, I don't go to the movies. I don't. But I had to see Lee Cronin's The Mummy.

32:57Trixie Mattel:Do you understand?

32:58Katya Zamolodchikova:And I go to watch Lee Cronin's The Butler.

32:59Trixie Mattel:If you know about me and you know about Lee Cronin, when it says Lee Cronin in front of a movie, I'm going. If it was Lee Cronin's The Room, Lee Cronin's The Wizard of Oz. Lee Cronin's Daniel's The Butler. Right. Lee Cronin's The Witch. Lee Cronin's Lee Daniel's The Butler. I'm going. Lee Cronin is it was really good Lee Cronin Lee Cronin Lee Cronin you would think it's about the mummy it's really about Lee Cronin it's a Lee Cronin story and I just want to tell you guys at home forget everything you think you know about Lee Cronin because all of that goes out the window Lee Cronin said my audience knows me too well how am I going to but they're about to be my mother I'm British so it's my mummy but I sat directly behind the D boxes and remember the seats that I told you about that go like this.

33:47Trixie Mattel:Not the Dune, Spike, Kill You and the Gom Jabbar. So this time I sat behind the D-boxes because I didn't want to sit in the... Oh, they got mixed? What I did this time to, you know, I'm on a Save a Little Money tour. I put my foot up on the D-box so when movement happened I still got to experience something. So you siphoned gas out of the D-box. Literally. I was somebody who sits outside the concert and listens to the music. Have you ever seen that clip of that girl outside that Taylor Swift concert in the parking lot? I think it's fierce. And she starts sobbing when a song starts.

34:15Katya Zamolodchikova:Oh, yeah. She's at a restaurant three blocks away.

34:18Trixie Mattel:So I'm at the D-Box, put my big toe on the seat. And they don't know. And when something happens, like, whoa. Actually, you could have added to their experience by kicking them a little bit. There was no one up there. Oh. No one wants the D-Box. I think the D-Box is too abusive.

34:29Katya Zamolodchikova:Then why didn't you just get in the D-Box?

34:31Trixie Mattel:Because I knew I didn't want it, but I just wanted to experience it. Oh, I see. I see. That makes sense. That makes sense. And Juneau, I was telling her about it. So the seats start moving and she goes, oh. And I'm like, the mummy. That's like when Lee Cronin is in here with a D-pad. No, he's in the projection booth with a little... Look on the floor. Lee Cronin's holding up those seats. He's going to the seat. Because let me tell you, and I know Lee. When Lee Cronin gets involved in a production, the inspiration is boundless. The commitment to the bit is unreal. If you watch the movie closely, the reason it's not Lee...

35:04Trixie Mattel:The reason it's not Jamie Dornan, it's Lee Cronin. She's playing every role. He... He... Oh, well, versatility. We don't know. I don't assume people's gender journey in 2026. You should see it, though. I left thinking Kachi's going to love this movie.

35:26Hey, everybody.

35:27Katya Zamolodchikova:My name is Bob the Drag Queen. And I'm on Exchange. And we are the hosts of Sibling Rivalry. This is a podcast where two best friends gab, talk, smack, and have a lot of fun with our black queer selves. Yeah, for sure. And, you know, we are family. So we talk about everything, honey, from why we don't like hugs to Black Lives Matter to interracial dating to other things.

35:51Trixie Mattel:Right, Bob?

35:51Katya Zamolodchikova:Yes. And it gets messy and we are not afraid to be wrong. So please join us over here at Sibling Rivalry, available anywhere you get your podcasts. You can listen and subscribe for free.

36:03Trixie Mattel:For free, honey.

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38:52Katya Zamolodchikova:Okay. I would give it a B. Annie Hathaway, gotta love her. Michaela Cole, that woman is a fucking phenomenal actress. Jesus Christ. The camera loves her face and she is so compelling. She's, every word you're just like, everything she says, she's so riveting. She's so riveting. It's like a play. It's like a play.

39:14Trixie Mattel:Okay.

39:15Katya Zamolodchikova:There's some, David Lowery, who did The Green Knight. Every shot of that is so gorgeous. A little slow. For most people. What is it called? The Green Knight. Gorgeous. Lee Cronin's The Green Knight. It was Lee Daniels Butler's presents Lee Cronin's The Green Knight featuring Mother Mary. And Lee Cronin's Mother Mary. Is it about a pop star? Lee Cronin's Mommy Mary. It's about a pop star and her collaborator. So we, actually very relatable to us. It would be like you and Amy. Oh. Or like me and Andrew. So it was like a pop star and her collaborator fashion, say like Lady Gaga and Alexander McQueen or something like that.

39:58Katya Zamolodchikova:You know what I mean? That was a bad example, but you know what I'm saying. And she shows up and she needs a dress for a performance. Basically, she's a pop star and it's hard to do pop stars and pop songs in movies. It was one of the hardest things to pull off. We talked about in Smile that did a good job.

40:16Trixie Mattel:Smile too.

40:17Katya Zamolodchikova:I think that's what it's. Leakron and Smile, too. Yes. Well, Daily Daniels presents The Butler. Right. It's hard. I think they pulled it off mostly. It was very in fabric plus smiley fabric. It was like in smiley fabric. Right. It was kind of that vibe where it was like it got a little ghosty, but I don't know. I think it bit off more than Nick and Shue, and I wasn't super satisfied by the ending, but they ate. It was cute. I don't know. Things were eaten. Things were eaten. I was really looking forward to it. I really got gassed up for it, but then I lowered my expectations. Thank God. Annie Hathaway, though.

40:56Katya Zamolodchikova:I love her. I do. That's good. Michaela Cole's cunty. But Hunter Schaefer's in it for one second. Which leads me to my next question to you. It's a beg. Are you asking if I'm watching that? No, I'm begging you to, I'm begging you on my knees to watch Euphoria.

41:16Trixie Mattel:Girl, you think I'm going to start now?

41:18Katya Zamolodchikova:No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I only want you to watch two clips and I'll just describe them and it'll be brief, I swear. Imagine, picture it. A rooftop pool. Okay. Cassie, the big-titted Sidney Sweeney. Simpy Sweepy. Simpy Sweepy is driving a red convertible along the Pacific Coast Highway. Sweeping shot, Nancy Meyers movie, like music. rolls up to a rooftop pool in LA with a bikini on waiting for her, a friend from high school, Maddie, who is literally 35 years old now, four years after college. I mean, four years after high school, the actress Alexa Demme is played by eight. So this season, is it?

42:01Katya Zamolodchikova:It's about four or five years after high school. Oh, okay. Cause they're high schoolers in the show, right? It's five years after high school. So she's 35 in real life playing a 25 year old. very Netflix she shows up in a fur coat and before that there's a shot of her in a green car looking out the window at Simpy who's getting out of the car and it's like 70's film grain noir motif all of a sudden and then there's a slow-mo shot of her coming into the pool with a full length sable coat on and glasses to the most sweeping epic Disney like soundtrack. It is so fucking crazy. It is so insane. Good crazy.

42:51Katya Zamolodchikova:It's not boring. It's not boring. I mean, whether they're dumping, like swallowing like dozens of balls of condoms of fentanyl and then shitting them out into colanders in episode one.

43:03Trixie Mattel:I feel like people are saying that they are confused by the season. That's the people on Twitter.

43:09Katya Zamolodchikova:It is a, it is a, it is a colorful, is a super highly saturated color drenched shit show. A hundred percent. But I'll tell you this. Zendaya is, she is a phenomenal actress because there is no physical differentiation between her and Dune in this. No makeup, no hair, really. She doesn't wear any makeup in either show. Not really. two totally different characters. Like, she's incredible. She's the only one that actually looks like she could pass for 24. Lee Cronin's Euphoria. You would, if I showed you some clips, you would, it's crazy. It's crazy.

43:55Trixie Mattel:I feel like people aren't liking it, but sometimes it's like - Oh, it's bad.

43:58Katya Zamolodchikova:It's objectively bad.

43:59Trixie Mattel:But it's like when people are like, they hate this Taylor album. They hate Euphoria. I was like, maybe you're just growing. growing up, changing tastes. And maybe you're realizing the thing you used to like, you liked it for reasons other than the supreme quality.

44:13Katya Zamolodchikova:Of course. Which are still valid reasons. But it's also, but what's interesting about this show is that because it's been four or five years, these people now are superstars.

44:21Trixie Mattel:Right.

44:22Katya Zamolodchikova:Jacob Elordi, for example, I feel like his performance is so, critics and everybody's noticing his performance is so wooden that it's as if he lobotomizes himself before he gets on set every day because it's just like he's barely there. Checked out, it seems. All these people are superstars. Hunter Schaefer. Zendaya? They're mad that they have to be doing it. Zendaya? She's like the modern day Julia Roberts. Yeah. And she's got to go back to this slop.

44:49Trixie Mattel:She's doing a great job though. I mean, they got to be doing something right. I've never seen it so I can't really say like. It's very,

44:56Katya Zamolodchikova:it's just, it's sensational. It's splashy. It's sexy. It's a lot of it seems like porn, like the, I want to just, I want to film some porn. And that's what they're doing. Because it's very, very sexy and sexual and weird and crazy. A lot of violence, a lot of boobs and ass and titties and drugs and all that stuff. Wow. It's not boring. I'll just say that. Pigs, Nazis.

45:22Trixie Mattel:There's pigs and Nazis in Euphoria?

45:24Katya Zamolodchikova:Yeah, there's, Rue is Zendaya. She gets sold from the Nazi drug dealers to the owner of a strip club with this black kingpin named Alamo. And Laurie, who is the white bitch, calls him a pig on the phone. And so he sends a pig over to her house while one of the neo-Nazis is banging some bitch from behind Faye. And then the pig is pooping and it has a little sign on that says, remember the Alamo. and that's like not even the that's like a low part of the episode okay that makes more sense

46:01Trixie Mattel:because people have been doing that to me left and right i was like where do people get this from you know what i mean i was like all those potbelly pigs i was like do i not watch enough tv you know i was like what is this and why do i shit out fentanyl every day and we'll call him during

46:15Katya Zamolodchikova:no i gotta show you the clip though because it's just from a directorial cinematic point of view It's bat shit. The thematic tonal shifts that happen within seconds are like, what is happening here? It's just so crazy.

46:31Trixie Mattel:I guess I'm going to have to watch it. Maybe now since it's on season three, I could start from the beginning and catch up. I wouldn't even bother. What? I bet you got to see the beginning.

46:39Katya Zamolodchikova:I mean, probably, yes, you absolutely would have to for any of it to make sense. Yeah. But the Alexa Demme thing is so funny. Painted like a drag queen, like more makeup than you have on. this woman is she's like a widow late 60s she's playing a former high schooler

46:57Trixie Mattel:like she's literally it's just so crazy you don't have to watch it I've been watching what have I been watching

47:04Katya Zamolodchikova:I watched that neighbor show you told me to watch crazy I couldn't it was so triggering the guy who wants to go to the nudist colony that one I didn't see but the vampire the guy with the vampire fangs and then the bearded bard yeah they were so destined to be best friends

47:18Trixie Mattel:did you like the guy at the dueling houses who decorate for Halloween. I didn't see that one either. There's only like six episodes, Mary.

47:24Katya Zamolodchikova:That's why I saw three.

47:25Trixie Mattel:Oh. I think four is the Halloween one and the last one, six, is the craziest one of all of them. Is that the private property one? That's the one with the guy who all those neighbors are like, you need to put some clothes on. He's like an old guy and then he goes to live in a nudist colony, falls in love and she doesn't reciprocate. That was me. With the cat shit?

47:46Katya Zamolodchikova:Well. Get the cat shit out of there.

47:48Trixie Mattel:A lot of cat shit.

47:49Katya Zamolodchikova:A lot of cat shit. But those, the adrenochrome, Pizzagate vampire people, and then the bearded bard and his family, they're Justin B. Great Buddies. Don't you think?

47:59Trixie Mattel:The editing on that neighbor's show is so schizo. It reminds me of the sections from Weapons featuring the crackhead. Yeah. Where everything's like so fast and crazy.

48:09Katya Zamolodchikova:And then they do like that weird like, when he's like, I believe, you know, going out in his manifesto. But don't you think that those two, this is probably so riveting for people in the 4 and 5 where I haven't seen it.

48:17Trixie Mattel:No, people want to know

48:18Katya Zamolodchikova:what we're watching. Okay.

48:20Trixie Mattel:Why are you watching Euphoria? Huh? Because I watched the first two seasons. Oh, you did? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. I was glued to the TV. Did you like the first two seasons? Yeah, I loved it. Oh, okay. I loved it. I can't tell if people are saying this show's getting crazy and not good, or has it always been crazy and not good? It's always been crazy. It's always... Now, before the issue was,

48:37Katya Zamolodchikova:this is hyper-sexualized high schoolers. Now, Alexa Demme doesn't count because she was 48 at the time of filming five years ago. Right. Now she's in her early 60s. Right. She went through a wormhole. I'm telling you, it's crazy. She's crazy. She's my age. She has my age. She didn't go to college. Four years after high school, she's me, 44 years old. It's crazy.

49:02Trixie Mattel:But that's like movie stars in everything.

49:04Katya Zamolodchikova:Beverly Hills 90210. Gabrielle Carteris, who played Andrea, she was famously like 40 years old as a high school student. Damn. Yeah. They were old. They were old high schoolers. Okay. I believe you.

49:21Trixie Mattel:Well, I think it's hard to get teenagers to play because they, the labor laws, the labor laws with real teenagers is like, when you're under 18, you can't like work a full work day. You know what I mean? I think of how long days are on set. Imagine if it was all actual children.

49:37Katya Zamolodchikova:Well, they could just get to hire twins.

49:38Trixie Mattel:Twins. Like the boys, the guy who plays Homelander's son, I think is a twin.

49:42Katya Zamolodchikova:That's why he's in everything.

49:44Trixie Mattel:He's a twin. Oh, interesting. And I'm watching season four of The Boys now, but obviously I have to wait. I hate when I'm watching a show and I have to wait every week.

49:52Katya Zamolodchikova:Mary, I think I'm almost done with The Boys. And that show jumped the shark so fiercely. She took – it jumped over that shark. What is the expression? It jumped the shark. Yeah, it fucked the shark. It jumped the – it fucked the shark. Yeah, it robbed her. It fucked her. You don't know. Lee Cronin's The Boys. You don't like it? Lee Cronin's The Shark. No, I mean, I just thought it was like, I love the effects. You know what I think about a lot? The splashy violence is fun, but it's so like just running around in circles. What the fuck is Starlight?

50:26Trixie Mattel:What about her? Now she's a symbol for the rebellion. She's a reluctant hero like Katniss Everdeen.

50:31Katya Zamolodchikova:I can summon like 2 ,600 volts of electricity. Just give me 10 minutes. She's learning to fly now. Everybody else can do so much cooler stuff.

50:40Trixie Mattel:I know. Well, it's hard because Homelander really is like so fierce. Well, I guess Soldier Boy's fiercer than him, really. But I read all those books and I love those books. But I, and I also really like Sister Sage, this super smart person. The funny thing, when she has to give herself a frontal lobotomy to have sex.

50:56Katya Zamolodchikova:That was gross. That was really disgusting. That was really disgusting. What about crawling into the pee hole, sneezing and blowing them up? That was fierce. That was fierce. Love that. I don't like the big long dick. Love sausage. Don't love it. That's not a superpower. That's a liability. It depends who you ask. I think it's a superpower. There would be a line around the block.

51:13Trixie Mattel:Go down to Vaseline Alley, honey, and just let them chew on it.

51:19Trixie Mattel:You'd have to shake them all off. They'd be climbing like a treat. Dip it in some syrup and just let them. Take it out, bears in space. Got an Osbenhof. Just skip the line at the door.

51:31Katya Zamolodchikova:Take yourself to the ceiling.

51:32Trixie Mattel:Just let it hang down the warehouse. I like the boys. I'm excited to see how it's going to end. I wonder. I've been thinking about this a lot. how do MAGA people Trumpy people because they love superhero stuff but when they're watching the boys it's a little heavy handed

51:46Katya Zamolodchikova:though the way they're

51:47Trixie Mattel:but do they like it or do they think it's funny or are they so dense that they don't get that it's obviously them

51:51Katya Zamolodchikova:I don't know that's a good question one thing I I just this is just a personal thing I guess I no with all due respect to the actor I can't stand Butcher's voice it just feels like he's doing a Cockney impersonation.

52:09Trixie Mattel:It's pretty heavy-handed.

52:10Katya Zamolodchikova:It's so heavy-handed. It's like he's doing the lock, stock, and barrel like a guy, Richie, like SNL skit every time he opens his mouth. But I'm really horny for World Combat 2.

52:22Trixie Mattel:He's playing Johnny Cage.

52:24Katya Zamolodchikova:I hope it's a little turned...

52:26Trixie Mattel:Well, what do you think about this Street Fighter versus... Mary, the movies I'm excited for right now, I can't even tell you about. Street Fighter. Street Fighter. Yeah, yeah. Orville Peck and Street Fighter. Overpeck. Overpeck. Um, Orville Peck, Mortal Kombat 2. Mortal Kombat 2. The new Hunger Games movie. Hunger Games. Obviously. Obviously. Um, that's about it. Okay, but - Those are the three movies I'm really excited for. No, but that's good though. There's the Mortal Kombat, the first one, I quite enjoyed it. Loved it. I loved this Mortal Kombat from like what, 2022 or something? It was the one with where Sub-Zero was the kind of the -

53:00Katya Zamolodchikova:Scorpion was like the hero-ish.

53:03Trixie Mattel:Yeah. Right? Sub-Zero was the villain villain. This new Mortal Kombat game, Mortal Kombat 1, I think it's called, that's been out for like a couple years, is low-key but very high-key, I think, the best Mortal Kombat game.

53:13Katya Zamolodchikova:It's just the one where you can be Daffy Duck. No, no. That is just so wild. Like, you could be Paula Deen. You know those ones where you can literally, they expand the universe of characters so fiercely. Oh, you could definitely do that.

53:24Trixie Mattel:They have, like, Jason.

53:25Katya Zamolodchikova:They have, like, Art the Clown. They have me and you. They have, like, Homelander.

53:29Trixie Mattel:I know.

53:30Katya Zamolodchikova:They have Paula Deen. They don't have Paula Deen. They have Celebrity Chef Paula Deen. They don't have Paula Deen. they choke you with buttery. No, no. I mean, it's the expansion is so intense. Gayle King. Gayle King and Oprah. Gayle King and Oprah. They have Lee Cronin actually. They have Lee Cronin. They have Lee Cronin. They have Lee Daniels the butler. Get Lee Cronin down here.

53:46Trixie Mattel:Aunt Gladys. Lee Cronin's the mummy versus Lee Daniels the butler. Lee Cronin's the weapons. So I,

53:55Katya Zamolodchikova:oh shit.

53:56Trixie Mattel:Lee Cronin is going to watch this and be like, I don't get why this is so funny.

54:00Katya Zamolodchikova:Well, then he had, he needs to talk to Lee Daniels. I'm telling you, listen, No, I'm excited for Mortal Kombat. I'm excited for Street Fighter because I am curious to see what level of camp and, what's the right word? I guess camp that they're going to, are they going to stick that landing?

54:21Trixie Mattel:I'm excited to see if Orville Peck is going to get us invited to the premiere. There's not a chance. Lee, Cronin.

54:30Katya Zamolodchikova:I'll get on Lee Cronin's list and I'll show up. We need to pull some of your mummy strings and get us on the street.

54:36Trixie Mattel:If you guys don't get me an invite to that, there's going to be some street fighting, bitch. Thank you. And if you don't make a good offer, I'm going to go down to Mortal Kombat to that premiere with my titties out. And Lee Daniels, the butler, is going to get you served. Lee Daniels is going to bring Carl Urban over here. Over here? What about Keith Urban? Well, she's going to be coming down with his wife.

54:59Katya Zamolodchikova:you sent me as well as 2 ,700 other people that Nicole Kidman has announced she is training to be a death doula. Love. This woman could not get more precious than heart, mind, or soul. She's trained to be a death doula. This woman could not get any

55:12Trixie Mattel:fiercer. But can I tell you, I think she'd actually be good at it, because let's say you're dying. You have all your regrets. You're surrounded by pudgy grandchildren. You're scared. I don't think she's... Nicole Kidman, walking great distraction, number one. Yes. Number two, she has a wig on. she has a box of wig she says what wig do you want to wear she takes a clown wig puts it on your head and then they bring in some jello and she crosses her legs she's like sorry we have a new practical magic movie coming out and just kind of would you like to see a screener what about the new practical magic new practical magic coming in September we got Stockard Channing in it and Diane and we got Lee Cronin

55:48Katya Zamolodchikova:I tweeted out randomly Sandy Bullock and then I and then that that thing appeared practical magic 2 in practical magic 2 I have I I'm excited I'm excited yet I remain skeptical as I always do I'm excited I'm excited

56:03Trixie Mattel:Nicole Kidman this country begs for reboots and then shreds them apart when they happen and I just hate to be a hater oh no no I am a certified hater

56:13Katya Zamolodchikova:I'm a certified hater I'm a critic I'm not a hater I don't want to hate needlessly or uselessly but I am a critic I will be critical that is my right as a movie cinema goer right Paying$48 ,000 for that ticket. My$6 ,200.

56:28Trixie Mattel:If I'm going to see Lee Cronin's Practical Magic 2, I'm getting that D-Box.

56:33Katya Zamolodchikova:And I want to be Skyman. They better have a Propofol thing. What if Lee Cronin's Mummy mummied you up? Girl, what if? What if they wrapped you up? What if? In order to get unmumied, you got to see Practical Magic. Well, they have the D-Box and they have the Lee-Box. And the Lee-Box you sit on Lee Cronin's.

56:52Trixie Mattel:What about the P-Box? looks.

56:55Katya Zamolodchikova:Wait, wait. Mortal Kombat, I'm bricked. I'm very skeptical skeptical

57:01Trixie Mattel:about Street Fighter, although I am very excited. I'm worried about Street Fighter because of Orbel, and you know, he is in horrible physical shape, as you know.

57:08Katya Zamolodchikova:And he's been struggling. I mean, he's always struggling.

57:09Trixie Mattel:He's always unattractive. He's not good at exercise. Terrible physique.

57:14Katya Zamolodchikova:And his voice is just nails on a chalkboard. Unprofessional. Definitely shows up on time. Always talking about girls. However, Jason Momoa, is in it as well. I don't know if you know anything about Jason Momoa.

57:30Trixie Mattel:I do. I watched some DC films recently. Aquaman? He plays Aquaman. Yeah, do you believe... I didn't watch Aquaman. Do you have... Oh, no, no, no. I watched Dawn of Justice. Is that the Superman versus Batman one, Dawn of Justice? I watched that. Aquaman is... I can't...

57:45Katya Zamolodchikova:He's so... He's gonna watch Justice League. He is so shredded in these movies. Can you believe his body is... Oh, I mean, he's so beautiful. But he famously says that he doesn't work out unless he's got a movie and they make him.

57:58Trixie Mattel:I, as a man, could not be seen or photographed next to that person. If I see a specimen, a male specimen like that, I go home. Hello, darkness, my old friend. I'm that person's gender. We're both male. If that's a man, what the fuck am I doing?

58:17Katya Zamolodchikova:Well, I have a similar problem, but I'm totally different. If I were to be photographed or in the proximity vicinity, I would say a half a mile of him. The vortex, the psychic pull, the gravitational thing that would, I wouldn't be able to control my head going up his ass. Right. And I would be jailed.

58:35Trixie Mattel:I would be jailed and rightly so. Yeah. I mean, I loved the movie Justice League. I had never seen it. I watched the extended cut, which is four hours long.

58:45Katya Zamolodchikova:Oh, the Snyder cut?

58:46Trixie Mattel:The Snyder cut was like four hours long.

58:48Katya Zamolodchikova:Is that the one when they had to digitally take off Henry Cavill's mustache?

58:51Trixie Mattel:When I tell you, I thought it would just be like a bunch of extra scenes.

58:57Katya Zamolodchikova:Yeah.

58:58Trixie Mattel:I've seen both. There's a whole other plot line. It's a completely different movie, including completely different takes of the same dialogue. Do they? They fuck? Yeah, of course. It's Lee Cronin's Justice League. Of course. Lee's going to bring it every time. You know what I mean?

59:14Katya Zamolodchikova:Lee, that doesn't let you leave the theater. Lee, that's fine.

59:18Trixie Mattel:Lee is going down here to the AMC and says, you come to this place for magic. And no exception.

59:26Katya Zamolodchikova:Pour it out for Lee Cronin because that motherfucker gives it to you every time.

59:29Trixie Mattel:You think she's going to have some kind of, we come to this place for practical magic ad?

59:33Katya Zamolodchikova:I don't think so.

59:34Trixie Mattel:Okay.

59:35Katya Zamolodchikova:I do know that they made Sandy Bullock join Instagram to promote this damn movie. So one of her six assistants. She needs to go to the RuPaul School of Reels. Mary, I was feeling a little sad under the weather, depressed the other day. I just pop on reels by miss RuPaul.com and I just, I just can't. It's like Prozac threw it away. Girl. Well, butrin gone crushed in the trash. I mean, like, like floxetine dead, dead. Yeah. Uh, amphetamines.

1:00:06Trixie Mattel:But you know what? Because it's RuPaul's Instagram brought to you by you guys, we got to go. The audience is so sick of us fucking saying. Lee Cronin. If we ever run into Lee Cronin, he's going to be like, why the fuck were you talking about me for an hour?

1:00:20Katya Zamolodchikova:You just got to give me 20 seconds and that's all I ask. That's all I ask because I just need you to know. I just shoved a nuke up my pussy. That is, I mean, there's so many, there's so, like, there's so many, but there's one in particular instant serotonin boost for those who are, you know, morbidly depressed. What do you want to do with your life? I'm gonna show off my tits, daddy.

1:00:52Trixie Mattel:She is so fucking crazy. She's so fucking crazy.

1:00:56Katya Zamolodchikova:June is busting out all over. In the parking lot, Barefoot, running a mile with a shoe phone. But RuPaul's so tall.

1:01:04Trixie Mattel:A mile for her? I know. Two blocks?

1:01:06Katya Zamolodchikova:Yeah, she does. she clears about 8K in about 12 seconds. Oh, yeah. It's just, they keep coming and we don't deserve it. Oh, yeah. Thank you, Lee. Thank you, Lee. Bye, Lee. Bye.

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