#513 - Caught In 4k

0:00Welcome back to the basement yard. Welcome back to the basement yard. There's Frank cheesing like a third grader on photo day. I'm trying to do like the Mr. Beast like smile and appear happy. But like there's nothing going on. The eyes are dead. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I know what you're saying. Just like can you smile? Because you smile. Yeah, but like your eyes smile with you. You smile. You got to smile. No eyes. Yeah, that's what I'm doing now. No, you're still smiling though. You actually just did like a like you raise your eyebrow. Well, now it's difficult. I'm very sick, so for the people who are listening who are like, yo, you sound like shit, I am a little sick.

0:41I'm a little under the web, and I drank a bunch of DayQuil today, so that's probably why. Had some NyQuil last night. That puts you down like a dead fucking old dog. Slept really well. Had weird dreams. Dead old dog? Yeah. Yeah. Weird dreams. Your dreams at a baseline are weird. For the most part. I sleep pretty well. Are your NyQuil dreams just like, they're deep, dude. I guess that's where the idea of fever dream comes from, huh? Maybe. When people say, like, oh, that was a fever dream, like, it's just so fucking crazy. I don't think I had a fever. I'm just, like, congested. But I did have a very full cap of the NyQuil, the green flavor.

1:26Oh, green NyQuil. Which is actually not the worst in the world. I've had other – isn't there, like, a purple, like, a dark purple one that just like puts you on your inch probably i'd rather that one this green one didn't taste bad it was kind of like like a toothpaste oil type of thing i've had an orange one the day quill is orange that is dog shit yeah i i dog shit it's not if it comes in remember those orange like prescription bottles yeah if it comes in that chances are it's not going to taste yummy well it doesn't like the actual liquid is that i know but they have certain bottles that are like the bottle color is orange oh i haven't had that oh so you're you're high as a kite right now not high i mean it's just a little day quill well isn't that what people use to make like lean or scissor i'm not familiar with the recipe or is that a robitussin what's the difference i'm not quite sure i'm sure there's very different things i can't imagine mixing like cough syrup into and out like a drink and like drinking it uh i will say this i don't condone people drinking lean uh at all but it looks delicious i mean i mean it looks delicious it does look delicious it's like cough syrup sprite and like jolly ranchers in there which honestly you kind of got me on board with that's what i'm saying like it doesn't sound like the worst thing in the world although i didn't have any of that i don't know i don't want to like you know what though i took the regular amount that you're supposed to take.

2:55You know what though? I got a business idea for you. Actually for us, we're going to go on this at the ground floor, 50, 50, and you could be in 30%. Oh yeah. I'll take 30%. Something tells me I'm not going to be in. Well, you need to help. We're going to be in this together. You should start a line because now pre-mixed cocktails is the big thing. You go to a liquor store and there's pre, you know, pre-made, pre-canned, made rum and cokes or mojitos or margaritas let's start a line but it's like day quill night quill cough syrup so it's just like a nice like little fun way that you can like get your medicine in i think you're describing what the product is it's a liquid yeah yeah but like make it into like a more because those liquids could be a little tough to drink like some people like they taste like dog shit i mean i'd rather it be over in like a quick shot than like enjoy a whole drink i mean if you could listen it's the year of our lord 2025 people are becoming more and more creative with uh their their cocktail skills wait you want to make it an alcoholic drink no no no no it would be non-alcoholic but it would be like nyquil branded spritz yeah you know this is a horrendous ideas really imagine taking that stuff that tastes so bad and just like spreading it out over the course of buggo but like you can mix it with like a you know like a sprite if sprite would be on board sprite if you're listening which i have a feeling you might be i feel like your idea is falling apart at the seams here i don't think so i think this is a great idea uh i think it's one of my stronger ideas i know that you think that um but like it's it's all the craze right now let it go do you like on the bottle does it say only take like three times a day or something like that it says well you know it's funny actually this morning i it was like basically torture what i did i because i took nyquil last night and then i woke up and i felt like a lot better than i did the day before i also got an iv yesterday no big deal um just my thing now um Um, and I woke up and as I was getting ready, I was like, all right, I'm going to take some day quill.

5:14So I put it, I like filled up a cap and I drank it, but I kept it in my mouth cause I thought, Oh, how often are you supposed to take this shit? So then I went on my phone and I was Googling while it was still in my mouth and it's fucking disgusting. Yeah. And I was just like looking it up, but apparently you can take it like, like, uh, you could take like two ounces or whatever the fuck it is for uh every four to six hours so i was like oh i'm chilling you should do an experiment all right more ideas this is it's just as good as my old idea might honestly be even better an experiment take a bunch not a bunch take a standard dosage of nyquil by the way don't do this anyone that's listening and then also chase sit down with like a red bull and see what kicks in first see what kicks in i mean i think that defeats the purpose of the entire thing you think they'll just negate each other like i mean i think that it probably shouldn't do that and i'm not yeah you shouldn't i i yeah i'm no cardiologist what's the what do you want to get out of this just see what happens you don't run experiments in your life just to see like what's going to happen not with my health oh yeah me neither i like i like taking the extra strength nyquil and just seeing how long i could wake stay up and it feels like you're melting into your i can beat nyquil like i for sure can beat nyquil like without a doubt it's just when you give in to the sleep it's hard like it doesn't really put me to sleep as much as it like it steps on my head when i'm really Yeah.

6:51Like it puts you to like. I sleep. Really? Yeah. It's nice. I might need to start. I probably shouldn't. Nope. You haven't had a good idea since we started this episode. Here's what I should do. No. Start taking it. I mean, they've made like Z-Quil, which is basically just a sleep aid. It's not like they don't have like any like. They have that too. Chemicals or medicines in it and stuff like that. I know people that take it and they conk hard. I mean, I think Mikey is one of the people that like. Yeah. He said he's taking it. I'm not a big like you know supplement person like that neither am I I don't I don't really do any of that I rarely take even Advil and Tylenol if I have a headache for a day I'll just like let it rot for the most part yeah ever since I learned that like most headaches can be cured just by drinking a ton of water I've stopped but like there was a time where like I would take like every other day I would take Advil yeah I'm only quilling because we have a show tomorrow yeah so i'm like i gotta like speed this i mean i'm not i'm not like i it it takes a lot for me i could fall asleep anywhere almost any time but my issue is staying asleep so like nyquil and like z quill and uh like gummies of uh what melatonin they're not gonna do much for me because i can fall asleep it's a staying asleep that's a problem i mean i think all that stuff is supposed to help you i know what's supposed to do i'm telling you what it doesn't do you're you're yeah i just don't know i just can't i just how many times do you wake up every night i mean it's not like i wake up i'm but like i i toss and turn and while i'm tossing i'm turning i'm aware that i am awake awake you know like it's not like i'm like is it a long time though that it takes you a long time to go back to sleep not particularly but like i i can't tell you the last time also i have kids but that even with the kids sleeping through the night i can't tell you the last time i had like a full night of sleep and woken up in the morning be like holy shit it's the morning wow yeah that's bad yeah not great yeah that's really that's not great and like it's crazy because like when we'll be on tour the idea is like oh like get a great night of sleep doesn't happen for me how often are you waking up do you think at least three times but like again it's not like a i'm awake it's like a i roll over but my but i know that i'm rolling over like i'm consciously doing it it's not like it's awake yeah yeah but it's not like i'm not like fully awake though like that's the thing there's like a there's like a twilight in the in between yeah and you know that sucks the burden i must bear i feel like people i i toss and turn it's i have a an app that tells me when i'm like moving or like i'm snoring or something like that it'll like tell me so i can track all that stuff so like i can hear on that thing like movement like it'll say movement and i can hear myself moving but i don't remember that really yeah like i don't remember moving at all oh i remember i sleep and i just like don't move like definitely move i remember i'm also like i'll hear something in the house and i'll be like what who is that who goes there basically i do you have a weapon i mean i i got these right here these bad boys right uh i do You have a panic button.

10:09What? I have a panic button. What's that? I mean, I know what it is. Well, there you go. Then you answered your own question. Well, I know that your house isn't what I'm thinking it is. No, I don't have a panic room. Because what I'm thinking of is a bank. No. So I have a button that if I press it, it immediately alerts the authorities that there is panic about. Panic? Is this something you bought? Yeah. Life alert? How does it work? It's literally, it looks like, it's like Life Alert. Sure, my grandmother used to have Life Alert. So you have Life Alert. But it's not Life Alert. It's through a sponsor of the show.

10:44Oh. Simply Safe. Yeah, what's up? They have a panic button? Hell yeah, they do. So what does it look like? It literally looks like a little remote, and there's one button on it. And it's red. And it's a red button. And it's hidden somewhere in my room. Uh-huh. So, shall I need to panic? panic i will did you have you ever pressed it no does it have a glass case it does not have a glass case is it just out and about it's hidden no i mean like um like the kids can find it and they can press it right that's but let's hope that doesn't happen got it um but like my grandmother had life alert and she used to press that shit regularly and they would just pull up no i've told this story my grandmother had it but it was on one of those like beaded chains you know like the metal beaded chains that you like you know like put on the sides of the clasp and she would regularly clean it she would press it a lot so she would press it and and and there was a box like wait why is she cleaning a necklace it was like a plastic button on a necklace and she would get food or something out i don't know she she didn't know what she was doing you expect me to know i don't know i don't know but she would clean it and then there was a box in our in our dining room and it was like a when she would press it they would call through the box it was like lined in with the phone they're like yeah you good yeah literally we there was one time where she did it and i was so annoyed because she was upstairs i was in the living room and i just hear and it always sounds like whoever is calling is like mid transportation to our house like it's like no windows down like are you kidding me we're on our way yeah and she was upstairs and i was like yaya you pressed it again and she was like what she couldn't hear me so i was frustrated so i'm yelling over to this box i'm like she's fine she's completely fine and they were just like okay it's kind of like the boy who cried wolf though because what if your grandma was up there and she she really like i think yeah i think that they knew my grandmother though and they knew that it was she was pressing the thing that for those situations like just respond to every single situation do you think you could accidentally press this button oh yeah yeah yeah you should test it out probably should right yeah see if it works see the response time i should just like i mean i'm sure i think there are like legal things behind like falsely calling the authorities lie yep oh i'm i don't like that i don't like lying i'm not like oh i thought i'm not gonna I'm sure there's a test mode.

13:25Maybe I'll test mode it out. How would you test other than knowing that they got the call? Well, like simply say, this is a pure fucking. Oh, if you call them and be like, yo, I'm about to hit the button. You could put, no, you could put your system in test mode. So like you can test like if you let the alarm go off, what it sounds like. I got like an extra loud, it's like 105 decibel alarm. Just in case anyone breaks into his house, the entire family goes deaf. I mean, that's a huge deterrent, a loud alarm. I'd rather be death than alive. Or death and alive. Death. Death and alive. Yes. And they know exactly which room it's coming from now.

14:01And where you are. That's fine. If someone does break in, I'd rather them come straight to my room than to anyone else's fucking room. Yeah. That's a fair point. But I'll put it in test mode and see what happens. We're going to figure this out. We're going to myth-buck this thing. We have no idea. Right now, I don't have a weapon, but I have several lined up for me. anybody know what that means anyone i have several lined up for me yeah like i mean i just need to get my my registration and i have been told that i will be gifted several guns oh my god dude making the transition to conservative is very interesting well no hold on i'm not going like full fucking ar-16 there it is you know the transition is nearly complete i have weapons lined up for me.

14:52I have been told. Are they cool or are they like old hunting? Those are pretty cool ones. Yeah? Those are pretty cool ones. Don't! I think one of them is a shotgun. That's insane. I mean, I'm just trying to scare a burglar. I'm not trying to like. I mean, what scares a burglar more than a fucking get out? Yeah, but if you had to shoot that thing, it's like. I can see how we're talking about redoing the entire living room. I'll be the one at the top of the stairs that like I hear a burglar downstairs and I just cock it and go, you got a minute to get out. You got a minute to get out. And the guy's like, fuck you.

15:27And Frank puts a, he's like, I'm giving you a warning shot. Takes out his fucking roof. That would be something. What? A shotgun? Yeah. Dude. Imagine shotgunning a person. Disgusting. Yeah. I wouldn't be pumped about that. I wouldn't feel good about it. Brand new house. I would be the one that like in these movies where I'm like holding the gun to them. And I was like, come on, leave. Don't you make me. Don't make me do it. Which would scare me more, honestly. What? If he's freaking out like that. Yeah, if you, like, break into someone's house and they have a gun out and they're crying, I'd be like, oh, my God, I'm so dead.

16:02Oh, my God, I just realized. I have, like, a really high-powered flashlight that has a strobe effect on it. Yeah. I got to keep that with it, right? Absolutely. Because I got to do the tape and I got to have it strobing. So if I find it, like, wait, what the fuck is happening? Yo, honestly, we're starting to dip into the toes of, like, conservative world right now. So, like, maybe we're, like, the show is going to, we're going to be, like, I know how much you want to become, like, conservative podcast of the year. I love how you're trying to flip this on me. It was a good attempt, but. No, I stand by.

16:42You want to be a cop. I've always stood by. What are you doing down there? That's a cool way to hold it. Get out of my fucking kitchen. I want to like is everyone's rooms on the second floor? I don't want to talk about the layout of your home actually. I will say when you just said high powered flashlight and then the strobe effect I'm like that might be the most effective like way to like deter someone because if I'm getting hit with a giant strobe I'm my entire I'm useless. Dude I can't see. Do you remember as kids going to like school dances and they had a strobe and it was just like what the fuck where the fuck am I?

17:16Yeah because it's like your hands here and then it's there yeah and you're you're and like the reason why i loved the strobe when i was younger is because i looked like such a good dancer in a strobe dude i looked like such a good dancer because like i can like move a little but in a strobe i'm fucking like michael jackson you know what i mean dude it's like i remember when strobe effects would come on at like our elementary school dances which by the way we also are not sensitive to strobing effects which is very we're very lucky because there are people that are very very sensitive yeah they got that leps yeah well the epilepsy not the leprosy i don't know if they're sensitive to yeah they got the epilets just like yeah boiling it down to the leps but like i remember like i felt like i was eight years old and i was like fucking hat away like i was at like a a rave in fucking Manhattan just like what is love love baby don't hurt man it's like fucking bing bing bing bing bing bing bing oh wow I feel like I'm there yeah I love a good strobe man oh what I wish I know we could do them at our shows do we do them at our shows now that I think about it do we do sometimes there's strobe when we walk out they do strobe but like it doesn't hit as hard as like an actual strobe what is the difference between like the strobing effect is it like a specific light like a strobe light is very unique i think it's just the intensity of the like obviously it's like on and off type of thing but i think it's the intensity of the light let's get a strobe in here dude and like the speed obviously let's get a strobe in here and just what are we gonna do with a strobe dance like we're in a 90s like euro pop fucking music video i mean i don't know how long i would last in a strobe i like i think you should only probably strobe for like 10 seconds anything more than that is crazy let's make a deal you buy a strobe light for the studio i'll put together the best dance playlist you've ever heard in your entire life frank we both know this isn't gonna happen i know like i'm not i'm not buying a strobe a boy could dream you know your dream is for a strobe light my dream is for honestly honestly right now it's a little bit of a strobe light you remember the there was the pokemon episode that got banned because of the strobe light no you didn't hear about this there was a strobe light in pokemon yeah so the very first season there was the episode that had the pokemon porygon in it remember porygon yeah yeah the like bunch of shapes yeah yeah yeah um it the episode itself had a strobing effect i think it was like when like porygon and pikachu like use their moves at the same time uh and several hundred kids across japan had uh like epileptic seizures seizures or maybe seizures yes as a result and they pulled the episode forever and it's like a lost piece of content we wouldn't be able to pull it up because of like it causes epilepsy but whatever you're imagining it's eight times worse it's so intensely bad yeah you've seen it yeah i've seen it you could see clips of it i mean we could pull it up for us we would never put it on you know god forbid but like it was like that intense that like since then i and unless i'm mistaken i don't think the pokemon porygon has appeared in an episode since oh i don't that's too deep for me it's a deeper cut i could be i don't work for the company but like that's crazy you know have you seen it yeah i've seen it is it like pull it up try to pull it up why'd you say it's so bad it is because the color mix is like very intense and like obviously Honestly, like, yo, you're – Yeah.

20:52Bro, and it's on a 90s CRT TV, like, that are smaller, and, like, kids are sitting this fucking close to it, you know, because they're watching Pokemon to begin with. Yeah. So it was – I never saw the actual episode, but, like, afterward I've seen, like, the clips of it and stuff like that. Yeah. I can show you. It's so intense, but, I mean, we won't pop it up, I guess. because I feel like I've seen some shows where uh it'll say like there might be some strobe in this or whatever like yeah so they still do it but they just have to warn people that it's a thing it's only it's only 10 seconds like 12 seconds but just just watch this oh yep gonna have to lower that for sure oh yeah that's not great it's just like yeah this whole like this is yeah it's It's the whole screen.

21:44Yeah, and it's – and I'm not a math scientist. I mean, I'm definitely not a math scientist. All right. I'm not a color scientist, but, like, I know that there are colors that are more triggering for people, like, in terms of, like, you know, with epilepsy. That seems like it is a cocktail of not good stuff. Yeah, that'll do it, I think. Yeah, it's just a full screen of flashing colors. Like, there's no, like, subject matter. Yeah, there's nothing there except what is there. so you had nightmares i did have nightmares well not that i had nightmares i just had deep deep deep sleep dreams did you hear the report did you have any cheese yesterday cheese yeah did you have any cheese yesterday what am i doctor cheese yesterday uh i don't think so well there's a i just saw this the other day that strains that it popped up there's reportedly a new study that shows that certain types of cheese can give you like intense nightmares cheese cheese baby i mean greg we know any cheese gives greg nightmares i don't know i mean wait like specific cheese like yeah i'm pulling them up now so there are some that are more like you're more prone to nightmares more prone i think brie was one of them like just like the creamier cheeses that i've never had a cheesy nightmare in my life i don't really i don't have a lot of nightmares when's the like my last nightmare i mean i've had like weird stuff i just told you i had that dream where i was like balding and had pimples in my fucking bald spots and shit i don't know if i would call that a nightmare a nightmare is like i wake up and i'm I'm like, holy fuck.

23:29Like people were getting shot or shooting. I always have like creepy face nightmares. Creepy face? Yeah. Like creepy face, like exorcist face. Not always. You have the face? When I have a nightmare, that's mostly what it is. But like your face is like that? No, no, no. Like I'll be like, I'll look in the mirror and I'll see like, you know. A face? Like exorcist face. Yeah. Oh. That's a spooky one. Yeah, I don't like that. That was like the ultimate like jump scare, like back in like the days of like funnyjunk.com. you know the medicine cabinet medicine oh like they'd close it and it was there like fine oh and they close it like oh my god right behind me well the one that was very famous was the one that was like the drive through like the hills of like the netherlands and then the zombie like popped up or hated that so that was a tough one made me fucking yelp the maze game the maze game was a big one i remember that they had all of those back then i didn't like that fucking at all but if if i were to tell you that cheese can if this study is legit would you stop eating cheese no what are you insane i just want to make sure i know i know tell me so much worse things in the world and i would still eat the cheese nightmares it's all right when you give up what's the first cheese you'd be willing to give up like it's like you're cool with cheeses i don't even like really i think i don't think i've had a cheese i don't like oh that's not true cottage cottage cheese is not horrific but like for me it is i mean i wouldn't eat just like i wouldn't just raw dog some cottage cheese people do that no i know but like i i wouldn't do that uh i don't even know i don't know cheese that well like i know cheese but like not like you're not like boys with cheese yeah i mean the last thing i'm giving up is that fucking parmesan parmese mozzarella mozzies yo american cheese i'm good bro technically it's not even cheese but i like american cheese i don't like it it's the perfect i learned from that movie the menu it's the perfect cheese for a burger because it doesn't split it stays gooey yeah i'm cool on american cheese i don't need it i mean we probably you're you're better than i am we probably shouldn't be having i don't need swiss cheese either i'm good

25:47i'm pretty good with swiss cheese

25:53you're right over there hurt a little are you at least impressed that i got up that high for that long i almost felt like impressed that i could hear that because you know how like you get to a certain age where you probably can't hear that anymore that decibel yeah they have those things those tests where it's like only under 30 can hear this pin you know it's crazy because i'm like that I don't even really believe in but I know that it's real uh so all right you're not giving up any type of cheese you'll give up American and Swiss I mean if if someone told me every time you eat cheese you're gonna have a nightmare it would not affect my life at all if someone said you have to give up five cheeses but but you'll never have a nightmare ever again you'll take the nightmares no I'm sure there's five cheeses that I haven't even had I'm I'm all right I'm not saying like you know some like no i'm not giving up five cheeses you're not giving up five cheeses i probably know seven you know more than seven cheeses joe you could probably go ten bro you just named two four you just american cheese swiss cheese i could give up brie i guess you said mozzarella you said uh parmesan so there's five right there baby you know at least five more cheeses cheddar bang does jack add anything yeah jack but like jack cheddar is you know i think jack is its own thing i thought jack was like it's just cheddar cheese with shit in it i mean different type all right i love that cheese jack is good guy good good guy good cheese what's nacho cheese fake right but we'll put it in there i could give that up yeah that i'm fine with giving up too but i do love my pretzel bites oh i'm a whore for some pretzel bites that cheese is so nasty that like i'm good yeah not pumped about that i'm good on that oh i can't do it it's fucking disgusting i love i love cheeses i'm cool with cheeses i don't think it's ever given me nightmares though this might be bullshit is there other food that gives you nightmares can we look that up real quick um yes i have uh oh you have i have some here uh cheese is number one it's crazy It says avoid four cheese pizza right before bed.

28:03That's like. Well, four cheese pizza. Does anyone even sell that anymore? I think so. Probably. I've seen like microwavable cheeses that are like that. I mean, listen, I think it's probably a good idea to avoid a meal like that right before bed, period. Like a heavy, heavy meal like that. That's probably true. Number two, it says hot sauce. Hot sauce. Interesting. Peppies? Peppers? Interesting. Why? Why? It's more difficult for the digestive system to process, and it just messes up your body at night. Your body's doing too much. These are causing nightmares, though? Apparently. I can't even tell you when I've ever had hot sauce before bed.

28:42Who the fuck is having hot sauce and going to sleep? Yeah. Who's having four cheese pizza and going to sleep? Yeah. I mean, that I feel like is... I don't know. It's probably happened. People are drunk or high into it, but... For sure. Number three is chocolate. I actually have heard that before. Huh? That chocolate causes nightmares. Another thing I'm not really having before bed. Yeah, no. Well, I don't think it's, like, right before, like, you take a bite of chocolate and take a sleep now. I'm saying within a clocked hour before bed. Well, I mean, I guess that makes sense. Like, people have, like, chocolate as, like, a dessert or something.

29:15Why will, like, hotels put chocolate on your pillow? What the fuck is that? It's never good chocolate either. It's like dog shit chocolate. It's like a dark chocolate mint fucking bullshit. Also the chocolate they give you on planes Disgusting It's disgusting shit He's not wrong Although on the flight home from San Francisco The flight attendant had Very warm chocolate chip cookies My god Really? I might need a They were fantastic Another one is spicy curry Spicy curry So it sounds like anything that could just be gumming up the works Cheeses Hot sauces So spicy stuff I guess Yeah Anything that doesn't seem to be the easiest to digest It just makes your body do too much And the lack The worse sleep makes you have Just rattle them off What do you got?

30:06I got pasta Ice cream Milk Bread Chips So every fucking thing in the world? Jesus It's like everything That's crazy because I have I have been known to have a pre-bed sandwich And Wait what? Like after dinner? Yeah so you have dinner yeah then you get into bed not right away we eat dinner like because we have kids we eat dinner at like five or six okay oh and then i'm not going to bed till like 10 30 so like there's four hours in there that daddy gets hungry for a little snacky poop yeah so what kind of sandwich typically you're gonna hate me for it you know you know what sandwiches i like typically i'm going lettuce tomato mayo oh i was asking if they were just like like what kind of like oh like I wasn't having like a fucking Reuben, if that's what you're asking.

30:56Yeah, I don't know. No, like a meat sandwich? No, no. Mostly just like lettuce, tomato, mayo. You know, even just tomato, mayo, but also a pre-bed bowl of cereal. Wait, hold on. You will eat a sandwich that's bread with mayonnaise and tomato and that's it? Yeah. That's insane. That's delicious. Right before bed. Right before bed. I mean, I'm not disputing the taste. it's just like calling that a sandwich is bananas by definition it's in between two pieces of bread it's a sandwich i know by definition frank here he is ladies and gentlemen he's back i mean what do you mean i'm back you're saying calling that a sandwich it's a sandwich it's tomatoes how is it not a sandwich it's tomatoes okay so who cares what's on the inside it's a sandwich me that's what i'm disputing you're a you're a sandwich fraud you're a sandwich truther now you're on sandwich QAnon?

31:48Reddit chans? What are they called? I feel like you know what they're called. Reddit chans. What are they called? Forums? Reddits? There you go. That's it. I don't know. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's crazy. Call that a sandwich. Would you eat that sandwich? No. Why not? Two to one, you're wrong. That's just how it works. This is democracy, Frank. Honestly, he is right. Can you have a sandwich without meat? Yeah. Grilled cheese. Yeah. The veggie sandwich is a veggie sandwich. That's true, too. Well, then I'm back on his side. It's a sandwich then. Yeah. Two, one, democracy. I'm not like disputing the integrity of the sandwich.

32:29Yeah. You're just saying that. I'm like people who call it a sandwich. That's like. It's like a baseball player that is just like really bad. Like technically they're a baseball player, but like are they? You know what I mean? it's more of like if you if if you play what's the lowest uh form of professional baseball like is it double or little league i guess no no like it's triple what i'm saying if like in the minors there's like there's like uh frank it's triple a double a and a single a so single a is the lowest to my understanding yes okay so i would say that it's similar to someone who plays single a baseball being like i'm a professional baseball player like i get it you're a professional baseball player but we all know what we're talking about when we're saying professional baseball player you know what i mean that's kind of how i'm sure yeah okay yeah it's a sandwich but like it ain't a sandwich it's not what we have come to know is a sandwich but it's a sandwich baby and it's a delicious one at that right there i get it you're gonna tell me you've never had just a ugly fat bitch of a tomato and just like that alone is is just a nice beefy part of like your your food no and you squinting your eyes and saying it that way doesn't make it beefier uh it's a tomato at the end of the day at the end of the day that's not even a song but we have some sponsors uh before we continue here we have zoc doc which i am probably going to use if i don't get better in the next few days.

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39:50That's the worst one I think we've ever had That's the worst one I think we've ever had That's gonna be in the hall of fame I mean, all the shame for some of us up here, you know. That's great. Oh, God. That hurt. It takes a lot for me to be actually embarrassed and ashamed. That one is up there. If not, you know, the top. I blow kisses to my children all the time. Right. Okay? That's what I mean, you sick folks. Yeah. No one fucking think anything will call that. You sick fucks. Fuck you all. Sorry, that was intense Speaking of blowing kisses Okay Someone got caught in 4K Oh yeah Someone got caught Someone got caught in 4K So there was a clip from a Coldplay concert Which I've never been to a Coldplay concert Bro, I've been to a Coldplay concert It is fire I also love Coldplay I like Coldplay The joke that if you like Coldplay, you're gay is insane.

40:57I'm gay as shit. That's Nathan Lane. If liking Coldplay makes you gay, where's the dick? I love Coldplay, dude. I like Coldplay. You're a way bigger Coldplay fan than I am. Yeah, and they have this thing where it's like you put on these sunglasses and shit and it looks like there's hearts around. Well, you went to a concert several years ago. I'm sure their concerts now are different. Yeah. You go back to a Coldplay concert? Have I gone back? Will you go back? Oh, yeah, I absolutely would. You'd go back if they invited us? Coldplay? Mr. Play. Mr. Cold. Hey, Cold, play. Have us there. But at this concert, they had a camera that they put up on these two audience members.

41:44And it was a guy wholesomely holding his presumed wife in front of him. and they were kind of singing the song and then they both noticed that they were on the big screen and they both were just like oh my god and just ducked yeah you didn't see this ant dude it's it's and chris martin either either said like either like something like they're embarrassed or that's someone having an affair and that's someone having an affair unfortunately we live in this time and the internet was like we're gonna find out who exactly who these people are he's the ceo of a company she's like the head of like hr or something like that something like that which and i think they're both married to other people they the like the speed at which they ducked out of frame if they didn't do that we wouldn't even be talking about wouldn't even be a conversation but no one has the werewolf all in that moment well first of all don't cheat on your fucking spouse pieces of shit also we don't know we don't know what the hell's going on there Fair.

42:49We don't know. But I think the reaction was very telling. Also, this is all alleged. I don't know for sure that it's those people. No. There have been people that have immediately gone on. The internet sleuths have gone on. And they've been like, yo, this is this person. And they found a ton of stuff already. This is as of recording. Some more information might come out afterward. And we hope everyone's okay. Wait, what? Like, no one gets, like, there's no other bad things that come out. You know what I mean? Like what? What are you talking about? I don't know. just want to make sure it doesn't get there i don't know what you're saying put it out there i just it's wild all they had to do was just not react because like he like ducks out quick dude yeah and she starts laughing and turns around and starts laughing no i mean in the video that i saw she looks like she just turned around and then it like panned over to someone else and the other woman sitting there like oh fuck that's an insane thing to happen at a Coldplay concert nonetheless yeah now I'm gonna ask you a very serious question and this is I need you to put on your law hat law law hello in a way is Coldplay or their production team now open and now don't do the whole like what's right and wrong is cold play in their production team now open to like a lawsuit if this fucking dude's wife leaves him and he decides he wants to sue them no do you think he has grounds to stand on i don't think so why would he should we should we show the people who haven't seen it i'm sure by this time i'm sure by this time people have seen it i actually feel bad about like contributing to these horrible oh then we don't even have this horrible moment yeah we don't need to we don't need to show it we don't need to show we can just talk about it i just watched it quick for myself and it's pretty damn it's pretty bad yeah that's what i'm saying but like serious question do you think they've opened themselves up to litigation i don't think so i think that like i assume i mean i don't know if you're going to an event and there's like a screen and cameras there has to be something in like this is being recorded you might be yeah yeah so like what are you gonna do i mean yeah i mean that's that's that's just an insane thing to happen like and they didn't like target those people like maybe there would be something if they kept going back i've seen though that happened at the padres game we were at remember it was like a they like it was like a dance cam and it was a woman dancing and they went back to her like five minutes later yeah yeah um they did that and these people obviously didn't want to be on camera and they kept going back to them like maybe something then sure yeah but even then i'm like you're in this you're in the place you can they look like they were enjoying the shit out of some cold play and then they weren't yeah that night went south quick yeah and honestly there there may be some like actual repercussions that happen as far as their company goes i mean that's illegal isn't it i don't know about illegal but like it's definitely not cool that like the head of HR is having probably an undocumented affair with the CEO.

46:08Yeah. The power dynamic there alone is a no-no. The board of directors might have a thing to say. Yeah. The board's going to have a problem. I mean, they'll probably, I imagine, he'll leave his position, probably remain on the board. Now we're speculating about that. I mean, CEO, I mean, I don't know. No, yeah. He's going to have to. Do we know that I don't want to start naming the company, but like, I don't, I don't know what the fuck it is. The double whammy stuff. It's not like it's like Microsoft, you know? No. That would have been crazy. It's not like a fit. He's not a famous CEO. Maybe I don't fucking know.

46:43I'm not tapped in like that, but like it's a, it's, it's fucked. If Greg was here, he would have known he loves CEOs, dude. He's so frothed up by CEOs. But yeah, that's a toughie, man. I mean, I imagine this is not the first time that like, I'm not saying for them as individuals, but like the first time a camera at a game has like spotted something happening that shouldn't be happening. You know, it's hard to figure out what's real and what's not. Cause now they like set that shit up and it's like fake breakups and shit like that. But yeah. Yikes. I've seen a couple of times like on a cam when a guy has an arm around the girl and then they're on and it's like, Oh, I've seen that.