#519 - We Have A Foot Fetish

31:35Because you could find, and what is the foot? What is that question? What is the foot? The foot. Is it a specific part of the foot? Can it be any part of the foot that I could lick? The foot. So it could be the top of the foot. It's a foot. It doesn't need to be the bottom of the foot. No. So I don't need to be licking on the bottom of the foot. I could be licking on the top of the foot. I don't know where to go from there. I'll tell you this right now. Wait, so people have two feet. Right. Is it like one foot per body Or can I do both feet One foot per body But your own counts My own counts Oh my own counts There's a million Yeah So how much money do you think you can get Oh I'm easily making seven million Seven Bro I might get fifty million Joey Bro I'm tricking Joey Joey Joey Everyone I know I am licking their foot But wait Can I tell them why I'm licking their feet No I'm not allowed to tell them So they just need to be like yeah I'm cool with you licking my feet you'd be surprised well it's Joey they'll know it's this summer they'll let you lick their fucking balls they don't care no one's licking balls but in the summer dude at the beach just insane so but you have to are these consensual foot licks as in I feel like you could trick them I think that's fair but like if my if if like get me in a public pool like if if Frank would just had his foot out right if Frank just had his hill if Frank just had his foot out can I just walk over and lick it without saying anything to him yeah why not okay yeah no I'm making bread that year I I I I think I would make a good amount of money I think I am at least walking away with seven million though guaranteed because I have that was a rookie my three kids yeah and Becca yep that's four you two myself bro you're gonna tell me You wouldn't I don't even need to You can't tell him I know I just need to go Yo I want to lick your foot And you'd be like Okay I don't need to tell you What it's for But you're Can I be like Yo if you let me lick your foot I'll give you like a G Oh No no You can't offer money Because you're getting money Yeah because I was about to say I'm about to make a billion Can I put Yeah if that's the case Then yes I'd be a millionaire Well I guess let it be one foot I think it's easier To lick my foot Than it is to get him To lick his foot I could guilt trip him I Like I could say anything to lick your foot Like yo I can't tell you why But I need to lick your foot You'll understand in a couple of years I don't respond well What in a couple of years Yeah I mean I don't know how long I'm going to get the money I mean sometimes you know is it net 30 net 50 I mean I would honestly just go up to people And be like I would just make something up Like did you see this thing This episode is brought to you by PayPal You know how a mom's bag has everything?

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35:04You're weird. And I'd be like, whatever Cash As soon as I could get them to take their foot off I'd be like, hold on, like There's a bone that means this And then like it could, you know, whatever And then I would take their sock off and I would lick any part of the foot that was close and then I would be breaded the fuck up. I know how the easiest way to do this would be like, be like, yo, call everyone I know for a big San Agado Studios video. Everyone has to sit in a reclining chair and put their bare tootsies because it's per foot. So with you, I get two feet. No, he said one per body. Oh, one per body.

35:40All right, that's fine. Some people don't have two feet. Call 20 of our people, friends in to be in a San Agado Studios video and I'm going down the line like, yeah. Bro, I'm looking like, bro, anybody? Nah, you're crazy for any foot. Bro, any foot. I can show you some feet. Pull up some feet. Pull up. Oh, I'm not going to lick a fucking, like a dirty fucking foot. All feet are, in essence, dirty. So what, you're going to tell them like, yo, I need you to clean your feet. And then daddy's coming down to go to lick town. First of all, I will say this. No I get kicked out I was gonna say I would just go to like a fucking salon That's what I said I said public pool You can get away with licking Yeah but you get kicked out and go to jail bro You can't lick a stranger's foot like in public like that You're going to a salon What you think there are different rules That's why I stopped myself I was like I'm not gonna do that I think I could pass off of licking A drive-by lick in a public pool better than you can In a salon We gotta have rules about underwater licking Why?

36:41Why is that? Why are there rules on underwater licking? Because you need to have the oils of the skin on your tongue. You still get them. They're just diluted in the water around the oils. That's what I mean. Dilution. Now we're talking about dilution. This is not fair. Is dilution a word? Yeah. Yeah. I think you're overestimating how many licks you're going to get in that pool. Send me to a Vegas pool party. Ugh. Yeah, it's gross. But guess what? I'm walking out a couple million dollars richer. Do animals count? No. That's a great point. I think the first few months, it's going to be tough. but that last month where I'm like oh I only have a month left bro if I have a year everyone I know I'm calling out people I haven't talked to from high school and being like let's chill alright honestly what is a billion dollars it's a million millions or it's a thousand millions it's a thousand a thousand so you need a thousand feet for a billion dollars I can get 300 people to a wedding I'm licking every one of those feet nah see that's crazy I'm licking every foot I think people I know I'm licking every foot 300 fucking million and who's the richest person on the planet Elon Musk, he has 450.

37:44So let's say 500 billion. So that is how many. So 1 ,000 feet is$1 billion. 5 ,000 feet will get me to$500 billion. Frank, why are you even going this high? What's the point? 5 billion. You're not going to lick 1 ,000 feet, Frank. I did math wrong. You're right, though. So let's just say I did 1 ,000 in a year. That's three a day? Dude, I could lick three feet in a day. Dude, three a day is so many feet. Three a day is a lot. I don't need to tell them You said that I just can't tell them it's for money I can tell them it's for anything else So I can just be like listen Fucking OnlyFans are you kidding me?

38:22You go to Craigslist Please let me lick your feet First of all you were getting mad at me Now you're going on Craigslist I would vet the feet I'd be a foot vetter No dude but I am I'm definitely licking every foot that I know Every foot I know Is getting licked But how are you going to get them to allow you? I'll worry about that later. Any means necessary. And I don't even need to, they don't have to let me. They just need to be barefoot around me and I'm diving on it. Like, I'm literally just diving on it. How would you dive on them? Bro, literally. Show me how you would dive on them. I ain't doing that.

38:58No, this shit gets clipped and memed and it's too crazy now. I think if we're being honest, I think a realistic amount that I could get done in one year is whatever 365 times two is i think i can do two a day i do i think i could do two a day 724 that's no is that not 724 365 times two oh no i think i don't know why i said 360 360 times two is 720 yeah that's 730 yeah 730 times a times a million 730 million dollars i could do that so he thinks he could get 730 million dollars what dollar amount you think he could get bro uh i i i mean honestly it's like my first strange foot that i lick will awaken a monster like i literally will then be like i already did it and now everyone's getting you already and i already slept with the monster i mean i'm why put on a raincoat when you're already soaking wet at that point i'm licking every fucking foot I can get.

40:05That's such a good point. I honestly may set something up like a fake business about like feet and just have like waivers. Here's the thing. We need to remove, we need to remove a certain part from this. I'm making bread. We need to remove a certain part from this. Our obvious notoriety and celebrity on the internet puts us at an advantage. Realistically, if this were an actual thing, the smartest thing to do would put be to put out of fucking video on our social saying like, yo, let me lick your shit. Let me lick your feet. Like show up to this place once a month or once a week. I'm going to be in Central Park at this fucking bench.

40:48Damn, you're going to do it in Central Park? Yeah, why not? I might as well look at beautiful nature while I'm sucking on toes. Bro, I'm making a million just by licking my own foot. I mean, I would rent a space, have some privacy. Jeez. Privacy? Now you want privacy. Now you have pride? You're sitting here sucking any dog that comes through your fucking... First of all, I'm trying to make it nice for them. I would invest in like where I'm... You're Joe Sanagato. People would jump at the opportunity to have Joe Sanagato lick their feet. First of all, I wasn't even considering any of that. I'm talking about, I would...

41:15If someone came in here to fix the fucking AC, I would be like, I don't even know if I can actually get it done. You wouldn't need to though, dude. You wouldn't need to. You would put out one APB, like yo, fucking foot alert, Central Park, and you would have... thousands of people right there. How do you vet the people that already came? Now he's wasting licks. No, I mean, you can write down, you know, get their information. Bro, I'm not even worried about that. Literally, if I fucking, like, triple-lit somebody, it would be worth the, like, the attempt, bro. Bro, a million of foot, bro? This would be so...

41:51I'm fucking... I'll tell you right now. You're being a poor businessman right now, and I'm a little surprised. I'm not being a poor businessman. I'm talking about fucking numbers, dog. Listen, if I wanted to get... If I wanted to do this, seriously, if Elon Musk came in and he was like, all right, listen up. And he made it an actual deal. I would go on Instagram right now. And I would say, yo, meet me in Central Park. I'm going to lick people's feet. You wouldn't do that. Why not? Because you just wouldn't. I kind of don't like the idea, but if it's for a million dollars, I'd figure it the fuck out.

42:24So where does it stop, though. After a certain amount of time I could be like, you know what? I've done like 400 people today. I could probably chill for the year. I don't believe that you would actually do that. I don't believe that you would actually do that. Because again, you can't say why. Now you're Frank from the Basement Yard who set up a foot licking fucking thing in public and licked people's feet all day. Yeah. Oh, so what? Fucking David Blaine could swallow gasoline and fucking Chris Angel could live a whole week in a ball of ice but I can't go into Central Park and lick a couple souls?

42:56First of all, both David Blaine. Second of all, yeah, those are very different. Because if you're licking – well, I mean, at that point it doesn't matter. You don't need the podcast. You don't need the career anymore. Exactly. If I had$700 million, people could say whatever the fuck they wanted to say about me on the internet. And they will say it. And they do and they will. They will. So at that point, who gives a fuck? I would have enough money to stay off social media for the rest of my life. I would even go as far as to buying like a$30 million house before I licked. Like after I licked my first foot, which is my own, I'm securing the house and setting a goal for myself.

43:34And I'm looking at a real estate fucking agent's feet at the door. Like everyone's getting it. So you want to still establish a sense of anonymity with this. People, you want it to be a rumor that Joe Sanagato's licking feet. I mean, I don't, it doesn't, it doesn't matter. I mean, I'm not going to go out and be like, yo, I'm doing this. Like, I feel like I don't have to do that. You don't have to, but if you did, you'd have all your money and you wouldn't have to do a year's worth of it. Nan, put your hand down. You wouldn't have to do it. You underestimate me, bro. I'm diving at you. For the potential at a billion dollars, Joey, I'll bore my tongue out.

44:11Realistically, realistically, I only really need 50 people, which I could get in an afternoon. That's true. I'm getting in my car and visiting everyone. Yeah, but see, that's the part where you need them to kind of be on board. If not, you're going to wrestle people to lick their feet. Then you ruin those friendships and relationships. What if? Anyone I know who has a pool. Yo, let's go in the pool. And I'll literally strangle them. Let me see your titsies. Yeah. Do you think you're flexible enough to lick your own foot? Yes. And I'm not doing it. Nice try. I could lick my foot. Nice try. I would need to see an attempt.

44:47I think I could lick my foot I mean listen You don't actually have to do it I'm a little sore right now I hit leg day a little hard yesterday So the idea of getting my foot up to my mouth right now Might hurt I'm with confidence that I could Alright Can we believe in him? I think he could He's pretty flexible Thank you Okay Damn if I couldn't lick my own foot That would piss me off I mean I have a year I would stretch like crazy Yeah you'd be alright I'm getting that milled dude You'd be alright I'm getting it I tried And I'm getting you Yeah, we saw what you did, Dan. You tried for... You tried to get us to lick our own foot?

45:21You tried to what? You want a goon? It can't be the reputation. I tried just to see if you guys could get close, not actually lick it. I mean, I think... Yeah, here we go. Let's see it. The easiest money I ever make in my fucking life, dude. Yeah, that's done. Licking the shit out of my foot. That's done. And if he can do it, I can do it. I mean, I think... It's not that hard. It's not. You can do it. You can do it. Let's see it. I can probably do it. I'll do it if he does. Oh, he doesn't want to... I'm just asking you to make your shoe cut your head. He doesn't want it now. He wants us to do it.

45:49He doesn't want us to do it. I'll do it if Frankie does it. I could definitely do it. I'll do it if you do it. I'll do it if you do it. I mean, look at this. Easy. Damn, that's pretty good. Let's see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. What the hell has this show become? What has it become, even? What has it become? Guys, guess what? We're doing Madison Square Garden. It's the toughest thing in the world. easiest money ever made it was easier than i thought it would be yeah yeah and i and that's just ourselves tell you what i'm walking out of here three million dollars richer so easy and also the lie that i use to get one of your shoes off and lick your foot is just one i'm repeating to everyone i think you need to you would probably have to start i love how we're like actually strategically i would start a rumor i would say no i would say you would have to start with the most difficult person and then whatever you use to get them like the person you should start with would be keith because yeah but keith like he i've seen him barefoot before and i'm diving on his foot so like i'm not even gonna i'm not gonna politic with him i'm just diving but what i'm saying is if you can figure out how to get keith who might be the most difficult person to get to for to allow you to lick his feet then you can use the tools that you got from that interaction that business deal to use it on your whoever yeah i'm gonna get people i mean i'm listen i'm i'll be fine bro i'll be fucking caked up crazy well some of us you know you know you know what i'm saying does anyone know what that means i don't really know you know exactly what i'm saying what is he saying and i'd like to know you know what what I'm saying.

47:39What does it mean? I have no idea. You know, Ant, you know exactly what I'm saying, dude. Ant. Also, Caked Up, is he saying he's going to get a BBL with the money? No, Cake is also a... Cake is money. Yeah. Got it. So when, what, you know, money. I could though, I could get a BBL. Money. I get 40 BBLs. Cake. I'm getting cake. Remember that song? I do. That was a song. Who sang that? Was that Fab? 50 Cent. Oh. No, wait. It might have been Fab. It might have been Lloyd Banks. Money, money, money. I'm getting cake. I'm getting cake. Don't say the next word. That's fine. I mean, can we confirm if this was...

48:20I know Lloyd Banks is on the song. I just don't know if it's a 50 Cent or Lloyd Banks song. Lloyd Banks and 50 Cent are on a lot of the same songs together. So it's understandable to not be able to make the distinction between the two. Yeah. I think that was a great contribution. There's a lot of time spent in talking about... Sorry. We talked about holes. We talked about weddings. We talked about licking feet. Yeah. I mean. I'm licking the top of the feet too. We can agree on that, right? I don't give a fuck what it is. You know what I love? Wait, what if it was the same deal, but it was like you had to let them pee on you?

48:52Oh. Where do they have to pee on me? Anywhere. On my foot? Yeah, yeah. But you got to like, you got to be like, yo, piss on my foot. Yeah. Yeah, but like that's way harder to get people to do. You think it's harder to get people to piss on your, yeah, you're right. Yeah, it's weird. way harder oh there might be more wait this is a good question are there more feet fetish people out there or piss freaks i didn't even think about the amount of people that are probably salivating you need to play the numbers game joey there's more there's more feet 100 you sure yeah yeah it's like a very popular one people are really into feet it doesn't make sense there's less of a stigma with that one too i feel so like that's why more people will probably feel like Like, they can...

49:34Do they have to, like, purposely pee on my foot? Or are you standing by people accidentally? Yeah, I'm saying, like, I'm at the urinal, like, at the baseball game, and I just shove my foot up there while they're pissing. I would say that counts. That's hilarious. That's such a funny way to get it done. It's like you're next to a guy, and he's peeing, and you're like, oh, just on your hands real quick. Or you can just lay in the trough that they have at baseball games and stuff like that, and you can get five pisses for the price of one. you can do it there's no way i'm laying in a trough and letting five i one time put it wasn't a piss trough it was a sink trough and i put my head near it do you remember that and you guys like lost your mind was that at a it was at a bar it was at whiskey brooklyn oh okay and i put my head near it to like wet my hair and you were like what i was like yo people aren't pissing in here they're washing their hands that is fair that whole place smelled like piss though That is also fair.

50:31I might have, honestly, if we were allowed to do retroactive pisses, I might already be a millionaire. I mean, chances are we got pissed on at those Vegas pool parties. Well, we know you've got a million dollars from pissing on yourself. Multiple times. Mr. Hand Sanitizer over there. I have dribbled a little piss on my pants. Keith would be fucking Elon Musk. First of all, I'd be Elon Musk. You pee on yourself all the time? I don't pee at myself all the time, but my penis does deceive me, and I think we're done. And I thought we were done. And then it plays a trick on me and goes, guess what? Now that you're wearing gray shorts, we're not done.

51:07Yeah, more penis. I mean, piss. Not more penis. You don't have enough. I am maxed out on penis. You're maxed out on penis. I'm not getting any more penis in my life. You've tried, too. Do you know that there's a thing where you can lengthen your penis by, like, stretching it? I've heard of this. I can What do you need I'm just agreeing I've heard about all the dick in the world What do you need dude Do you think your balls or dick are more impressive Dick Fuck Must be nice Balls or dick are more Dick Just thinking about it I know people's balls are more impressive That's cool too You know some people with impressive balls Yeah.

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55:22And listen, as someone that saw it, it does kind of look a little like the movements of the people. It looks a little AI-like. It's fucked that we live in a world where now this is a thing. Yeah, this is, I mean, this is like, you know. To be fair, I like Will Smith. I have no issues with Will Smith. Me neither. It's Big Daddy Will. However With the size Of these crowds That's a little confusing to me Because he hasn't put out music In God knows how long Well no he's got the new one I like pretty girls Yeah he does Have that one I don't want to talk shit about Will Smith Because he'll come in here And smack the fuck out of me Okay Which honestly might do good for numbers So Yeah it would be great If he could slap the shit out of both of us I'd take one for the team I'd fucking let him here slap me And I'd lick his foot get the double get the fucking lawsuit money and the million dollars i'm just saying i i i don't is he that popular he's on like a sold out tour that's the thing i don't i don't know and it feels like but it also feels like there's it would be very dumb for a marketing team to be like let's just ai the entire crowd like that feels like hold on though we can't we can't go based off of like how dumb the logic would be because like we i think it has been proven that like the logic is probably really like they're not gonna follow it they're gonna take the dumbest cheapest route yeah but but people it's easy to find out that there's not that many people at this show like any sort of video on i mean there was also like young kids that like had signs like big will fresh prince forever that's the part that what i if i'm gonna be really honest for a second And that's the part that I was the most confused by.

57:08It's just like. Children. Children with signs. Who brings signs to events nowadays? Like. I miss signs. I miss signs too, dude. When people bring signs to our shows, I fucking love it. I'm like, it's like Monday Night Raw in here. Yes. That's exactly why I like it. It feels like old school wrestling where someone would have a sign that just says like, hell yeah. If you're coming to our shows, don't do the lazy thing where you just put up like, you know, a black screen and then text. And it's like, oh, you know what? Get a fucking poster board. Also, just complete honesty and transparency. We can't see up there.

57:41We can't see anything. Can see the signs, though. So, like, the 10 seconds at the end of the show when we put the lights on and we take a picture, then we could see some. During the show, we can't see a goddamn thing. I could see some signs. Oh, I can't see shit. If it's upper deck, I can't see. Oh, no. I could see them if during, like, the first two or three rows, like, one girl brought a sign to the show that was just like, Joe, let's settle this about your height. Right. Funny. but like if you're past like row two or three i'm maybe i'm blind i can't see a fucking thing it depends where you're standing on the stage but like that's the part that was the most confusing is like it's like younger fans and they're bringing signs and like if i am going to create ai generated content i would try to make it look as real as possible do you want to see it oh yeah pull it up we could lower that i don't know if he's going to copyright us he might he's he's he's not he's kind of petty we're not saying the nicest things so so that looks fake as hell i'm sorry sorry to that little kid take us back to bel-air why would anyone say that like it's just and also they're like closing their eyes like it's like also that go back to that sign so love you fresh prince right now this feels like ai to me because of the spelling because of this spelling yeah and also like i realize it's probably like i think he's overseas at the moment but like bro this feels a it's one yeah it's one of those things where it's just like ai generated cereal box and it's just like check the fingers yeah is there too many fingers anywhere also it's a daytime here is this a compilation i'm sure the lights are on i i mean this looks real day that looks very daytime it's actually true it does look daytime Go back.

59:23There's one clip earlier of like a little boy and like the way he like moves his head. I'm just like, oh, that doesn't look right. Yeah, go further back. Yeah, right there. Like it just looks. This? Yeah. You play it? Yeah. Okay. Like it just looks. Yeah, he's got a little snake action. It looks like if you let him like for two more seconds, he would like turn into like a bowl of spaghetti. You know, those like TikTok things? Yeah, yeah. That like it's AI generated and it's people like sneezing and their whole face comes out. Yeah, it's like a dog, like, barking, and then it turns into a cake.

59:53I don't want to send out any—I wish nothing but the best for the Fresh Prince. Same. I imagine— We're just trying to myth-bust this. This one has been the most damning, according to people, because you can see just the faces that aren't properly generated here. You see that? I need to get closer. I'm pretty blind. Yeah. You can see it. I can see it from here. There is, like, faces that are kind of like— Get over here. Blurry. You ever see the ring and then the people who are going to die in seven days? Oh, yeah. Like this whole section. Oh, yeah. No, dude. That was the most damning evidence. This one was the most damning online.

1:00:31People were making fun of this one specifically. That's also terrifying. Yeah, it's a little scary. That's like. At the microphone, though. Yep.

1:00:41Yeah, that's a tough one to kind of. Maybe it's like. That's terrifying. I wouldn't be surprised if like maybe the crowds are real, but when they do those zoom-ins, it's like let's AI some of the zoom-ins with like creative fucking. I imagine, honestly, I would, from what I've seen, it leads me to believe that any of the shots with signs are AI, are fake. You know, and that's just, listen, that's the world we live in now. I mean I was if you were not skeptical of things previously AI is now gonna make you just like completely who fucking knows dude we should do that we should do our shows and then AI the inserts of the crowd with like the most insane signs not cause we got the best fans in the world we don't need a fake shit baby see when you do stuff like that you isolate me and make me sound like I said a slur to my friends no you obviously did it you said no no no we have the best fans and it's like yeah Joe we do me and Frank versus you you're a scum No, no, no.

1:01:43You're a scumbag. If you felt that left you out for an island, give me your feet. I'll lick them. You can lick mine. And then I will apologize. I don't know. I'm trying to backtrack you. And then we will both lick ants at the same time. No, no, no. That, come on. I think that was AI. It's kind of crazy. Will Smith has just had several years of just losing. I don't really think so. i mean like i think he's more popular than we probably think he makes a lot of content that feels like mr beastie kind of and i feel like maybe a younger generation of kids like him because of that i'm not i'm not in any way celebrating the idea of him not coming out but i think like there has been the slap was bad the slap all the stuff that hid the wife allegedly you know like that didn't look great that wasn't great you know a lot of the stuff with like the I Like Pretty Girls video came out where he's like singing in the middle of London and like people are just like they don't give a fuck.

1:02:46Yeah. You know like listen we're 90s early 2000s kids. To us Will Smith is a god. He is. I fucking love him. He's an untouchable icon. He really really is. You know for the longest time he had the record for like like the most earnings of like a summer box office of an actor of all time. Bro he's got hits. Bangers. Do you know how many TikTok followers he has? Like a hundred million. Oh okay. Is it? It's like 80 million. Good. I mean, he's Will Smith. He's an icon. I'm just saying. We don't know how many of those are bought. This doesn't look good. No. If I'm his publicist, I'm. One thing that I think we need to remember is that when you are Will Smith, right, you don't do any of this.

1:03:32These are decisions that are made that you're not making them. That's true. So them making the decision to be like, we'll use AI. and we'll go he's not having a conversation with the marketing team being like let's fake the whole thing yeah but there's also there is a degree of it that is transplanted over to him because it is in representation of his image no of course his likeness but i'm saying people are like oh will smith is like why is he doing that it's like there's a very high possibility that it just happened and he was like what the fuck yeah absolutely but i think that it still doesn't look great for him no it doesn't but i'm just saying i think people like they get a little confused that they're like all these things are like him doing it and blah blah blah it's like there's a team of people that work for will smith and run all his social and make all those clips and he probably doesn't even post them they get posted oh yeah i mean i can imagine that someone is running all of his socials like he is not doing any of this he probably is not even gonna know that there is this controversy until like three days from now i mean i think in today's world he'll know quickly he'll know quickly pretty unlikely but you know what i'm saying like it's not him making the video like he's at home ai-ing his own shit like come on no yeah he didn't make it but that's like you know if there were a santa gato studios video that came out of one of us dressed up up as like a member of the ss like it would look really bad on you you know what i'm saying yeah it would um but there are things that happen in videos that i don't know and they go out Like, for instance, Ant just mumbling songs at the end of videos.

1:05:07Remember, that was a thing for a bit. I used to watch all of them, and I loved them. Thank you. The last two haven't had that. You stopped doing that? Well, during – I didn't have my usual setup. I'll bring it back. When was the last time you did it? Like two episodes – two videos ago. Oh, wow. So you're still doing it. Yeah, I've been doing it for a while. Yeah. And like a while, like back in the old studio. Yeah. Well, like – I didn't know that they didn't know. I had no idea. I didn't know that. I hit you that day that I found out. I was like, what the fuck is this? Yeah, because they copyrighted.

1:05:36Yeah, they copyrighted what we usually use. The only reason why I knew was because I went because I think you said there is a post-credits thing. So I went to that, and then I was like, wait, what the hell? And then I'm like, and then I watched another one, and I'm like, is he just fucking doing this? Like, what is this? Hey, man. It's like you're like Hitchcock, okay? You put your little trademark in movies. you know Quentin Tarantino has feet Hitchcock has his little cameos and has singing at the end of the videos I think I get feet when Tarantino that is his that that in the n-word he loves those are his movies those are oddly enough the two things he decided to be really into did you ever see like recently I was like there was like a compilation of like Quentin Tarantino foot things and like I was like all right like but then there was one that was like this is fucking weird it was from uh have you ever seen from dusk till dawn no that's the best that's the worst one like the worst offender where he it's like a video of like salma hayek she's like an exotic dancer and she pours tequila down her leg and like someone sucks it off her feet and it's quentin tarantino nice like but like you could have got anyone to do that dude yeah you know I mean, he wrote the script probably from that point out.

1:07:00You know what I mean? He's like, I know this is going to happen. Just like figuring out, like they say, like Adam Sandler writes movies just to get his friends on vacation. Like Quentin Tarantino writes movies just to suck feet. Yeah, just get a foot going. You know what I mean? Strange. It is strange. It is, but it's something that's popular, and I'm telling you right now, I'd walk away with a big fat bag. Oh, yeah, daddy's going to be a big-time millionaire after that. Yeah. Is there a point where you stop and you go, all right, I've licked enough. I'm getting sick a lot that year. I think, honestly, I think a billion dollars, Frankie.

1:07:32That's a thousand feet. Yeah, I'm stopping way before that. I mean, I think a thousand. If you licked a hundred feet, you'd be like, yo, I got to go out and lick more. I mean, I think there would probably be like a conversation with myself and my pride and just be like, you've already done a hundred. What's another hundred? it's about the why do you need to keep going because you can also do you get it as you lick it we're back yeah oh you're so we're right back to it if i get it as i lick it like i lick it bang it appears in my bank account it would be hard to move forward like i would get to 100 if it was like you only get it at the end of the year yeah you need the total sum at the end then i probably i would probably end up licking more feet at that point because then i wouldn't know how much I really have.

1:08:19I'd be like, I'm just going to send it for a year and just fucking... I feel like once I ran out of my close friends and family... I think I was going to say saliva, dude. Yeah, that's... That too. It would start getting hard to keep going, I think. Once I saw 200 million, like, at the end of the year, I'm like, you know what? 200 is bananas, dude. Also, am I keeping track or is someone keeping track for me? Do I need someone... The powers that be. The powers that be. So, like, is someone going to be with me, like, watching me lick feet? and tell me that's a good lick. Do I get extra for double licks?

1:08:52No. One lick, one foot. Yep. And it would be tough if you had to give your own proof. You had to take a picture of it. That makes it harder. Yeah. So then if I do that, though, do I get more money? I can't show work. Same amount of money. You're getting a million a foot. You trying to get more dollars out of this? Hey, man. This is capitalism at its finest. Guys. Pigs. Pigs. Money hungry, greedy pigs. Foot pigs. You're not allowed to call me a Hispanic man, a pig. Not again. Not again. Oh, man. Remember that day we just kept calling each other fatso or fatass? Oh, my God. Yo, I. Fatass needs to come back.

1:09:30That clip of us talking about Benjamin Franklin is so fucking funny. Because I'm just like, you were saying, like, do you think he has a big dick? I was just like, no, because he's a fatass. bro fat ass fatso is good too fatso is so good so so good someone just being like what are you doing fatso i think my brother called me that one i lost my mind fatso is so good because it's so like meant to also just be extra disrespectful like it's a nickname yeah being so like someone like other people also call you like it's a part of your identity now like so fat ass is conditional fatso it's who you are forever if someone if if i was like uh you know like i cut someone off or something and they got next to me or screaming at me and called me a fat ass uh that might that might make my day yeah i mean no it would not you would be upset i don't know i think knowing you i think in the moment you'd be upset hindsight you'd be like that was really a fat ass that was really really good i always think back to like i think it was bert kreischer told a story you have like someone cut him off like getting off like the highway in la and he like got next to them and rolled the window down and he was just like have fun with your fat ass mom and it was like the guy's wife or something it's fucked up yeah but like the idea that like that's just gonna like it's just such a simple like fatso fat ass calling your friends fat ass and fatso is is fine calling strangers fatso women fatso it's crazy yeah we're not don't do it with women yeah no but call it call on your friends fat ass oh yeah your male friends fat ass is really good oh my god yeah unless they're actually like too big then don't do it but unless they're they're into those types of jokes.

1:11:24Yeah, also they'll find things about you. Yeah, be prepared. They'll find things about you. Alright, baldy. Whoa! Taking it so seriously. Jesus Christ. What are we doing here? You Spanish pig. Swine. Swine is such a crazy... I think we're finding that Swine is a slur. Yeah, 100%. To pigs. Um, to anyone. Yeah. I'm saying like, but it's like, it's meant to mean pigs, right? Swine? Like a mad, like evil pig. No, I think swine is just like the classification of pigs. That's what I mean. Because not all swine are pigs, frogs and toads. I think that all pigs may be swine. No, because then you have pigs and you have hogs.

1:12:14Is swine just kind of like... I think a hog is not a pig. It just means a domestic pig or hog. Exactly. So they're different. So daddy's right. No, it says pig or hog. Daddy figured it out. He just said, Daddy, swine and pigs. I mean, pigs and hogs are swine. Yes, but I said, I was like, not all pigs are hogs. That's not what you said. What did I say? I made sense when I said it. I know, but you're not paying attention. You're right. I'm not. So I guess I lose. It was, but yeah, no, swine. I think we are a slur though. We are coming to a place where the simplicity behind an insult is coming back.

1:12:54You know, like dumbass is kind of fun now. Dumbass is so good. Like someone recently, like, in some context, was just like, are you stupid? And it was just like, it was perfect. I'm a big fan of jerk. Like, you're being a fucking jerk. No, because jerk feels too, like. It's sharp. I like it. I just hate how, like, in, like, movies or TV today, it'll be like, all right, we're gonna write an insult like a foul-mouthed kid is trying to insult their friend they're just like all right listen up uh nard knuckle you know all right listen up dick trickle and it's like just like just go back to it you know what i mean like fucking what's her name from ozark love to do that shit obviously it was written for her but the character of uh like what was her name ruth yeah yeah where she was just like all right listen up cock bitch i'm gonna tell you something little shit fart.

1:13:50Yeah. Like, you know. I'd rather go back to the classic. And just go back to asshole. Yeah. Dumbass is funny. I never liked moron. Fucking fat ass.

1:14:04Fucking jerk. Imbecile. You fucking idiot. Idiot's good. Idiot's good, but the face goes with idiot. Like a good, just plain old fatso. You know, fatso. Laying it on so good. It's so good. You know what's better than, like, are you, I love, are you an idiot? Like, now I'm asking you. I just love that, like. It's a rhetorical. I just love that, like, when something is so dumb, you're just like, that's so stupid. You're a fucking idiot. Yeah. Anyway, that's how we're going to end that, folks. Yeah. You go follow the show at The Basement Yard on TikTok and Instagram. And, yeah, that is all. See you guys next time.

1:14:50Thank you.

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