#528 - We Are The S*xiest Podcasters

27:00Like, damn, I look sharp. And then I'm like, I look rounded. I look dull. But like, maybe it's just the way that my brain works, but you can't self sexy yourself. Sexy needs to be from somebody else. No, not at all. Maybe I'm different. I think that, I mean, I feel like you're describing what I'm describing though. Like when you're like You see yourself You're like in a tuxedo And you've got that little curl Down the middle of your head And you're like Fuck I'd be like Yeah look Wow I like how I look Oh this is exactly What I was going for I look sharp As a tack Oh my god Did you hear how Fucking like your tone Oh I look so This is what I was going for And I'm not And I'm not That's horrible I'm not saying Like cause I know People would be like Oh he's baiting You know like He's getting like Oh Or they're gonna be like Frankie what you're the hottest That's not what I'm looking for Ever but like what I'm saying Is I'm looking At the like the logic You can't that is such an insane Way to answer it I don't think I'm looking at Do you ever think you're sexy Logically I can't I mean that's a great I think that's a great argument that an easy answer is have you ever felt sexy?

28:25yes We could have said oh because have

28:40Because Someone has told me Someone bestowed it They gifted me a beautiful Sexy Bouquet of sexy But isn't it possible that Becca would be like you look sexy And you're like I don't feel Of course So then it's not always a bestow But it's a feeling baby But in my head I got a feeling baby But you can be sexy without feeling sexy Okay So like she What could be sexy Sexy is subjective Sexy is subjective so like I may not feel like she could be like and this has happened before but she's like oh my god you're fucking sexy right now and I'm like I don't feel it but thank you right that is a real thing so have I ever felt sexy sure have I ever by myself looked at myself in the mirror and go you know fucking awooga sexy boy no awooga sharp this is a fucking old movie we're watching here I mean I think it's not If you feel sexy though That is an internal thing That's not outward I But I You know I can only speak From recent memory Because I don't remember Fucking I'm sure at 12 I was just like Looking good sexy And I had Oh I'm I'm certain you had a shirt That said that or something It was like a spray painted Fucking You know like Hey Arnold character Sexy pimp Yeah You know I just I I think that If we're looking at sexy as a societal holy shit logically i mean i'm like this is not a joke that's why i'm laughing i don't think it's like you can look good but in my head the way that sexy works is that it is gifted to you through the eyes of somebody else you gotta change that bro that comes from in here No, but I'm not saying that takes away from like I've said like I look good I feel good No, you got sexy in there You gotta rip that shit out of you Don't tell me what to do with my sexy Yo, dude, go Take your hand Shove it down your throat And rip that fucking sexy out So my sexy is in my stomach?

30:54It's deep in there, baby It's in my stomach? It's down there If sexy lives anywhere It's not in our stomach It's in our ass? It might be in your ass Thank you Why? Why is it in my ass? Dude, I don't know You just said it wasn't in your stomach. Where else can it be? So many other places in my ass, dude. In your hair. I think sexy lives somewhere that is not necessarily like sexy. I think like it's. Let me get through this, Ant. Sexy is not like you can't. Oh, my God. This is beating the shit out of you right now. This thing's kicking your ass. This sentence is KOing you. you get walmart shot okay that's it let me do it yeah don't interrupt either of you okay

31:47we often say in life happiness is the journey not necessarily the destination i think that sexiness is similar in ways frogs and toads it is not necessarily a physical place sexy lives everywhere in us sexy could sometimes be here it could be there it could be up it could be down it could be left right chest back feet eyes cheeks sexy is not tied to a physical plane of existence but it is more a metaphysical amoral amalgus the word is feeling feeling amalgus you would have went for 20 minutes so you felt sexy sexy can I Frankie sexy can I sexy can I'm just part of my man girl how you shaking gotta play the light oh good night going let me go and get my camera all I wanna know is sexy can I that's like who did that who did that that's Ray J oh That's Ray J.

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38:12Right. I mean, a boy hoo-ha? A boo-ha? Can I? A boo-ha. A brew-ha-ha. The lollipop that Kourtney Kardashian made that you put in your ping-pang. Do you think that for dudes, it's like, I'm going to go into the BH. You know, I'm going to throw it in the sewer. Wow, that's a great question. Um, really tackling the hard-hitting, you know, journalistic, uh... I think it makes sense for this. I think it makes sense. Well... It's kind of like a basketball for your thing. So it's through her company, Lemmy. Uh, and they make, like, traditional, like, multivitamins and, like, sleep gummies and stuff like that.

38:57Damn, dude, you could put your puss to sleep with a lollipop. Put your whole body to sleep. I don't think the lollipop is doing that. I think it's, like, there's, like, bacteria and, like, acid, like, balancing stuff in there. Because, hell yeah. I don't know if you know this. There's acid in there. Well, the vagina is like scientifically a place. And things happen there. They've got a pH balance. They're like a pool. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I used to have to balance my pool's pH. Yeah. And now. So you need to check your pH of your BH with her lollipop. Right. Well, yeah. I mean, are you talking in code?

39:35Well, if you're going to shove it up your own ass. Well, I didn't plan on doing that. Well, I mean, you just said this is where boys would go. If someone was going to munch my bun, then maybe I would flavor it. But if it's just for general health? Joey, don't. Oh, that's what you're saying. Yeah. So the lollipop has health. The lollipop is health, dude. Oh, that's awesome. I mean, I'm sure they can't make health claims because they're not certified by, like, the FDA or whatever. Laws, rules. but like if it's health you shoving a fucking a piece of candy up your ass? I mean not a lollipop that sounds I mean they make like remember those pops that were like flute pops?

40:22they were like whistle pops that's crazy the way you guys are talking I want to make something clear you know the lollipops aren't being shoved in anything right? wait what? well then how are they getting up a burgundu? they're lollipops that have vitamins Oh, they eat the lollipop. Oh, I thought they were shoving the lollipop in there! Me too! Oh! Are you serious? I thought that was the whole point. That it was like shocking. It was a marketing thing. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. They don't shove it in their thing. Missed opportunity. A rare business blunder. They're going to circle back on that.

40:56By the Kardashian clan. Actually, I don't know if you can legally be like, yo, shove this in your thing. Why? I mean, look at what Gwyneth Paltrow did with goop. That was a candle. She didn't say no handle in your no goop got famous because she was making crystals and shit that people were shoving in their gunch Yeah, but you didn't tell him to do that. Did she I think it was like part of it like yo throw this up your I Mean Now I feel like an idiot. I mean That's what makes us so sexy Idiots yeah Wait, what's in it? What does it do? It's like there's just like vitamins. It's like yeah Is it like general health or is it vagina?

41:35Because you said vagina. So I think it's an extension of one of their lines, which I think it's called Lemmy Purr. That's true. Which it's like, it is gummies. Lemmy Purr. I mean, they sent some to the house. You got some purr? I'm not purring. Right. You're purring like a kid. Becca's taking them. But like, they were gummies. So now they probably just took the vitamins that were in the gummies and put them in lollipop form. Oh. But they're for vaginal health. Oh. Yeah, vitamin C and real pineapple extract to help support feminine self-care and overall wellness. Wait a sec. Hold on. Yeah. Pineapple lollipop?

42:12I'm kind of in on getting this pussy pop. Yeah, me too. Honestly, does it say that we're not allowed to put it in vagina? What happens? I mean, I think a good rule of thumb is to not show anything. anything you don't want to throw off the ph but it sounds healthy vegan or no non-gmo gluten free i'm assuming it's all that i don't want no gluten in my pooping yeah i don't i wouldn't want that either people are seeming to make fun of it because they don't think it would pass the digestive track all like the vitamins and stuff that's fair good question yeah you know how you bypass that you go right to the mother ship yeah that's what i'm saying like exactly you go right down you know Straight to the horse's mouth.

42:55Yeah. That's the way to do it. You don't go through the... If you want to get to the horse's mouth, you don't go through his ass. Listen, I'm not a huge purveyor of shoving things up asses. Okay? I imagine, though, if you want something to get to an ass... Yeah. Go to the ass. Go to the ass. If you want vitamins to get to the virgini... Yeah. Go right to it. Yeah, dude. dude. You want to go to Antarctica? Why are you in California? Get down there. You know where to go. Do you want to know how much a pack is? How many are in a pack? It's a great question. So no information. What kind of fucking producer are you?

43:40No information. It says just the new line, what they can be purchased at. And it says packs. I'm going to I'm gonna say$30. No, no, no, no. Because here's the thing. Expensive? I mean, the fucking, the gummies, it's like a 30-day supply. There's gonna be like 30 lollipops in this bitch. You can't have a lollipop every day. Why not? If it's vitamins. Teeth? What do you think? I don't know. You think people don't brush their teeth? Yeah, but you're not supposed to eat. Do you have a little sweet treat every day? That's different. It's not a lollipop. It's not for your vagina. I'm not eating a lollipop every day.

44:19Joey, do you think that a lollipop is worse for your teeth than, say, the fucking handful of Mike and Ikes that you eat? I haven't had Mike and Ikes in a... Actually, I had, like, two weeks ago I had. Okay. But before that, it was a long time. Okay, whatever your sweet treat is that you have every single day. Sweet treat. What are you talking about? There's five in a pack. Separate article. Okay, five in one pack. I'm going to say... $25. I'm going to say$30. The price exclusively at Target is$5.99. Whoa! Very good. Very good. See, the Kardashians made up for not telling us to shove us. It's crazy.

44:57Yeah, not me. I think that price means more that they're just lollipops. I mean, they're healthy lollipops. If anything,$5.99 is... So this is smart, okay? $1.20 a lollipop. It's not bad. Start them off low. get people to take them, like them, want them, see that their vagina is doing pretty good, tip top shape. And then they do what all these big tech companies are doing with their streaming services. In a year, oh, they become$6.99. Oh my God. They're so popular. It's getting so much more expensive to make it. $8.99. And then in five years time, you're paying 30 bucks for a couple of lollipops that are going to make your, you know, bro, your, your guys are glimmer.

45:41If I had a puss and I could eat a lollipop and make my shit taste like pineapple, I'm paying$30 for fucking five lollipops. But guess the best way to make it taste like pineapple. Eat a pineapple. Or just with the pop. Oh, I was like, are you playing guitar? Play Wonderwall. Dude, just play a song. It'll all taste like pineapple. Well, there's no easy way to transition out of that, but we do have some sponsors for the show. And if I could pick up my laptop, I would get to it. We have SeatGeek, okay? SeatGeek is where we get all of our tickets for any sort of sporting events or monster truck rallies.

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49:47Are you forced up right now? No. But like. Forced up? Yeah. I'm also just saying nothing. I don't know if people. I don't have a fucking ear to the ground with the Bush community. I just feel like. I wonder if it'll come back. And it'll be like a known thing. You know? Like, you know? Like back in the day. It was like, oh yeah. Bush is like a thing. And people fuck with it. But now it's like. It's not. When was that? Like the 80s or something. Oh. When they were just like, yo. Like I've got a Bush. Yeah. And like a cigarette as well. You know what I mean? Just like a bush cigarette. Oh. I'm not.

50:23You know what I'm saying? No, I don't. Well, that's what I picture the 80s like. Bushes. And cigarettes. And cocaine. Right. And guys wearing. Saturday Night Fever. I was going to say guys. That's the 70s. Yeah, this is 70s. I was saying guys wearing like sports coats with like the sleeve rolled up to their elbows. Now we're talking. Freestyle 80's freestyle What's that? Dancing? Yeah Oh That's where you went? Well that's the 80's Show us an 80's freestyle dance right now Oh no no not a dance It's like that's the type of music it's called 80's freestyle No 80 was like hair metal Like fucking like White Snake And uh Here we go again on my own Yeah Warrant And Guns N' Roses And Aerosmith That's the 80's baby Oh my god Yeah And like fucking like Devo and men at work.

51:17I used to fucking... I used to shave my pubes all the time. Yeah? Like with a razor, like down to the skin. That's intense. Yeah, dude. And I was chopping it up. What? I didn't... That's what... I was chopping it up sometimes by accident. Well, I mean, how? What? That's what I do. That's not... You still do that? Yeah. You're like a bird? Yeah. Not a bird. What am I saying? What the fuck? What did birds do? I meant like a... You're like a... Hairless. Yeah. A bird is not what I wanted to say. Birds famously have many feathers. Do you do that? Yeah. You don't just like trim? No. It's not much of trim.

51:57Do you use like... Oh, you're hairless. It's not a razor. Do you use shaving cream? No. You just go raw? I don't have to. You raw dog with a razor blade? Yeah. What? Are you Sweeney Todd? Are you wet at least? Wet? No, because I'm not wet. Pretty dry. So, let me get the straight. You're dry! I'm packing at it dry? I don't think you're realizing how insane this is. This is crazy, dude. Yeah, dude. I'm going to prep the area. You basically, you're shaving your man bush, your mush, with a just dry, like, razor. It doesn't pull? No. Who are you? What are you? Is this a sword? Are you oil? How sharp is this thing?

52:44Are you like a seal? Your oil? You got oil on it? You gotta have some natural oil to ya. Are you slick? Are you slick? You strike me as a slick guy. I guess I'm pretty slick. You strike me as a guy that's pretty wet below the belt. But even on my like neck and cheeks, I don't - no shaving cream. I don't need shaving cream. You've never cut yourself? Nope. How does that pass? Show us how you shave right now. Your face. I mean, I think there's only one way. So this is the razor? Okay, how do you hold it? Because I know you don't hold it like a - up yeah and then like some of that yeah i thought this was open for a second you wet the the razor what the fuck are you talking about that's crazy dude why why do you have to wet the razor doesn't the hairs get stuck then no what but like there needs to be some what he's referencing is there needs to be some form of lubrication yeah because if not it's just your your dry shaving with something that is going to irritate your skin.

53:41Dude, I prep, and look at my neck. I always have this. Yeah, I get some irritation under here, too. Do I have it? No! Which is crazy! Maybe I can stop using this shit. You're smooth as fucking butter. Sure. Okay. You can be smooth like butter. Smooth like butter? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Smooth like jagger. No. Moves like jagger. Do me a favor. Do me a favor. Joey. Moves like jagger. Call him up. uh damn it i just i i that's it that's more impressive than anything you've ever told me you've ever done in your entire life yeah that is crazy man something new every day can you do me a favor when's the last time you shaved two days ago you have a tattoo right on your leg i do they didn't have to shave you she pretended to shave me it was a whole thing pretended yeah like they have to shave the area but with you hair like that yeah she pretended i was like she was like i don't have to shave but i already have the razor out i'm like whatever and she shaved it and he He said just go dry.

54:39I think they do dry shave you, though, for tattoos, which is weird. Mm-hmm. So it's like a single razor. Yeah, because I'm sure the fucking hair follicles and skin pores are different on your legs and arms than they are on your face, dude. Dude, that's crazy. That's really interesting. Wait, how often did you say you shave? Every two days. Two days? What? Who are you? Is that too little? Dude, I shave like every two weeks. Well, I can't do that. So as soon as it starts coming out. You know what this is? I have to let it grow in and shave and it comes back. That's what happens. But he's saying if he's going for the clean shave, then when he sees a little bit, it's like, oh, I got your face.

55:24Can you do me a favor? That's crazy. Don't shave your face. November's coming up. Don't shave. I'm not even saying a month. Go like six months. Six months? No, I can't. Please. Do you get on your face? Joey will give you$1 ,000. Joey, do you get on your face? I just get like the Italian mustache, you know? Just like this? Yeah. You ever grow it out? You kind of got a Gomez Adams thing going here. I can't grow it out. That's as far as it goes, so that's why I get rid of it. Please don't shave your face for six months. I can't. It starts to annoy my neck. After MSG, what do you got going on? Shave your neck.

55:56All right, I'll try. I'll try. All right. Do it. You're going to beard? I promise I will not. Well, yeah, I don't think you will either. I won't be able to do it. I just want to see what would happen. Do you get anything like here? No. Like nothing? Nope. I got some under my lip. Oh, you get a patch? Oh, you get a patch like you're - It's a thousand dollars if you get a soap patch. It's like you play guitar. It's about four hairs. And smoke weed. And dried crack. And crank. And you're just like, yeah, man. Far out. Maybe there are aliens. Maybe we're the aliens. You say stuff like that? Yeah. But we were at the party the other day, and I was looking around, and every single person had facial hair except for me.

56:40What fucking party were you at that time? I honestly think that if I lost weight and got a skinnier face, that I would try doing a clean shave look. And just the mustache? Yeah, but I don't have the face for it yet. I mean, People Magazine showed the world what my face looked like cleanly shaved. So I haven't I haven't had a clean shaven face since high school. I like yeah, it's not I'm not pumped about it. I'm not pumped about my shaved face. I just I don't want to see it. Mine. Mine. Okay. Because I don't want to see mine. No, no, I don't want to see mine. Like I would probably shave it off and be like, well, I'm staying inside.

57:23I think I think you would. No, dude, you'd be fine. Frank, you'd be fine. I guarantee you'd be like, good. Really? You'd be like That's not good Alright let's make a bet I'm not shaving my face for anything What about if you two shave And then you get me like a beard prosthetic And we flip You wanna wear our beards dude? Not your beards Oh okay I thought you wanted to make a beard out of our beards You trust us with giving you a beard hair What are you gonna jackass me? Try to think of him with a beard Or like maybe like stubble Or something Dude, you'd look sick with a beard. I know. You should get a stash.

58:03I know. It's life. We all have our problems. Wait, are you letting that grow? Like, that's it? Like, it doesn't get thicker? Yeah, that's pretty much it. It's so bad. It's awful. That's crazy. Yeah. That's wild. I don't know. Just the stash, I don't think it would work well for you. No. I don't think. You'd look too much like Gary Ridgway. I mean, go ahead. Who did he direct? Just look it up. Gary Ridgway? Please look it up. Look it up on the screen because I need to see this. Will he look like this? I think so. The American serial killer. Yes.

58:40Better known amongst the people as the Green River Killer. Uh-huh. Yeah. Well, I've seen a video of that guy. Yeah, well, he's a pretty prominent American serial killer. Wait, did he kill someone in jail or something? He killed a lot of people. No, in jail. You know, I don't know what he did in jail. I know outside what he did. Why do you know serial killers' names? I took classes on this. Oh, okay. So they... That'd be a tough one. Yeah, that's a good... I mean, the glasses and everything. You do have the glasses. Yeah. You have better hair than that loser. I appreciate that. I can call a serial killer a loser, right?

59:17If he's not... If he's retired, yeah. I say also keep the glasses, because without the glasses, you'd just look like David Berkowitz. I'm not doing it. No, I know David Berkowitz. Look that one up. Look it up. Yeah. David. I'm excited to see you. Another Syracuse. Yeah, another Syracuse. Is this the Son of Sam? It is. It absolutely is. The Son of Sam. He's got a big-ass head. Yeah. It looks medically big. Honestly, you don't not look like him. I'll take that. You should definitely not take that. That dude's got a thick neck, man. I thought I had a thick neck, but my lord. Yeah. I can see. What's going on here?

59:56It looks like when people lay out a mask flat That kind of looks like the rock A little bit You know what I mean? Yeah, what a fucking He killed though, we don't like him I feel like if you No, you're right though If you actually shave Joey, you just end up looking like Andre Chikatilo Yeah Andre Chikatilo Let's see Oh, another killer I mean, I figured they're all going to be What? This is what you'd look if you shave This is a tough one, Joe. How do you remember everyone's name? That guy's toothless. Yeah. What did he do? Who's this guy? Another serial killer. He killed multiple. He was a big one.

1:00:38Got it. Serially killed is not a good thing. Is he? Yeah, I wouldn't look like that. No, I don't think so. Well, he looks like Creed from The Office. He does look like Creed Bratton. Yeah, he does. I think you're going for more of an Albert Fish thing. I'm not doing this forever. Yeah, we can. We can't do it. We can't do this. He's begging. He's begging. We can't do this, dude. Well, this one's the furthest away, probably. Come on. How can you? This picture's from, like, 1808. How do you remember this person? He's got the Keith stash, though. He does, dude. Honestly, that's a fucking fire look.

1:01:14Like, I would dress up like that. Yeah, that dude looks like he's killed. Yeah. You can just tell. I feel like photos like this, like old photos, you're like, I can tell these people have killed people before. You know what I mean? He looked like the old guy from Home Alone. Huh? He looked like the old guy from Home Alone. Oh, the one that fucking hits people with shovels and shit? Yeah. Yeah. What are you doing? Oh. Okay. Well, he's pulling a prank, clearly. I can see that he's... Am I being texted? Doing something. I just... Nothing. Yeah. And now your phone's picked up, so clearly he's texted you.

1:01:45I don't know. I thought I did. Well, my phone just... Oh, there it is. Is it you? Yeah, it might be. I don't know. All right. No, I don't think... um that's not me no you didn't text me i told you oh the world may never know see it reverse prank here we are folks i don't i know i'm very confused now yeah i mean i think if you can just grow it out six months that's all you need joey said he'll give you a thousand bucks i mean what's the that's something very frank did say that i would give you a thousand bucks and he said he'd do it right joey that was never on record we'll see i'll try yeah for a thousand bucks i mean might as well right would you go clean shaven for six months for like four grand yes really yeah i wouldn't give me the money and i'll do it you would do it i'll throw in 500 of that cash what do you think i'm gonna send you a fucking invoice i mean i don't know just i'm just like Cash.

1:02:51Snap answer cash. If you looked at me and said, right now, after MSG, six months, clean shaven, for four grand, I'd do it.

1:03:01No, I don't want to. Please? No. So close. No one's got them. It's a good try. It was a valiant attempt. You guys are always trying to do that. Get money? Yeah, dude. That's the American way. Get money. I bunched into there. What? Why am I bunched into there? What did I do? I mean, you try to get money all the time. Get that money. Pink Panther us here. Coach and Spotify are teaming up to bring music and style together, and they want you to be part of it. Grab your friends and head to the Tabby Tour, hitting cities around the country with live performances from special artists, exclusive experiences, and personalized products.

1:03:36And discover custom playlists on Spotify, built just for you based on who you are and how you listen. Live your story with Coach. Learn more at coach.com. It wasn't like a good money gotten Someone pick up Someone pick up and take a look Someone pick up It's been an interesting episode so far, honestly What was the question that you were asking? Oh, I have a question for you Is this an question? Yeah Anketan! Anketan! I realize what that sounds like That song that that person made Yeah. It sounds like – you never watch Arrested Development. Do you watch Arrested Development? A few episodes. Is that the blue guy?

1:04:19That is the blue guy. But there was an episode where they had William Hung come in and do – William Hung, that's a name I haven't heard in a while. And they had him do a song for like a judge show with Judge Reinhold. And it was – Reinhold? Judge Reinhold, yeah. I don't know how that is. He's an actor. His name is Judge Reinhold. and it was called like it was like one of those like celebrity court shows where like Judge Judy's just like I am gonna tell you what is right and wrong but that's what it sounds like I can't do the impression because I'm sure it'll get us in trouble but that's what it sounds like in question in question you want the question and they are from him he said if you can delete what was it if you can erase one emotion from existence, what would it be?

1:05:11Any emotion? Existence like just for me or the world? The world. It's gone. That's a great question. Is there one, is it easier, like which one would you erase from yourself right now? And then we'll go to the other one. You seem like you had something. Well, because I think like there are different answers if it's just like individually or if it's something that could benefit the entire world. Yeah, well, do you think that that would be the same answer? Uh, no. No, I don't. I don't. I think that, like, personally, so what do we got here? My first one for me as an individual is I was going to say anger.

1:05:51You don't want to be angry? Yeah, I mean, I don't think, because in my head, anger leads to stress, which leads to sexy, which logically. No, no, no. I just think like personally when I get angry I tend to also get stressed and it and it bogs me down and I don't like it right um but for the world what are the pros of being angry though I honestly I'm sure there are some I can't think of any you have to be like you have to be you have to protect yourself maybe being angry helps a little bit sure but that's more fear yeah I would say that's more fight or flight it's literally in the name you're fighting or you're flighting Well, anger is kind of a trigger to make you realize something kind of maybe bad's going on, you know?

1:06:38I mean, I think anger is, in my head, it's like a hostile or volatile response to some stimuli. Can you talk like a person? When you ask a serious question, you get serious frank answer. I'm the sexiest man alive on the podcast. Don't you ever fucking judge me. I think anger also like if something I did to you would make you angry, right? So that would be how you get me to stop is if you were angry with me and that would stop me. But if there is no anger, then what takes place? But I think there is a way, but I, but I think there's a way to convey the, like how you're, how I'm feeling without getting angry.

1:07:23Yeah. You know, because I mean, anger leads to. What if I'm bothering you? Again, I think there's a way to convey that. I really don't think I get angry very often, but the times I do get angry, I don't like it. So that's my fucking personal answer. For the world, envy. Envy. Envy's a good answer. Envy's a very good answer. Envy for the world because how much of, like, I want what that person has. I'm going to plunder and, you know, fucking colonize. Whoa. I do feel like envy and jealousy is different, right? And jealousy is like can motivate you, but envy is like you want to take it, right? Envy feels more targeted, I guess.

1:08:09Yeah, I agree. Envy feels like it has like more malice with it. Like jealousy could just be like, oh, but like envy is like, I want it. I'm going for it. Yeah, jealousy feels more general. We're like, I'm jealous of people who get to go on that trip or something. envy is like i envy you like a person yeah it's like it seems more sinister it's yeah i i definitely think that there is a more negative connotation with envy anxiety is up there i mean i think you need anxiety i was gonna say i watched inside out too recently you need anxiety my friend you definitely need fear as well definitely fear you need yeah absolutely uh definitely contentment I mean that's so stupid because like If I get rid of contentment Do I still have happiness?

1:09:00Does one not lead to the other? You could be happy and not content I guess Yeah like you could keep wanting more But be happy that you're like Gaining progress right? Yeah But content means like you're good where you are right? Also if you're just an unhappy person Then you don't have happiness in your life I mean but can you Can you I guess frogs and toads I guess you can have contentment without happiness but can you have happiness without contentment yeah yeah I guess you can what about shame no no shame shame if anything we need a little more of that okay amusement I mean what do we do for work I mean we can't get rid of that yeah uh disgust do we need disgust disgust is a tough one I think you need it but like disgust feels so I mean it's one of the emotions in Inside Out if it's one of the emotions in Inside Out you need it well what about like I don't know you go to the bathroom and you smell poop

1:10:01how often does that happen to you that that's an essential part of your life that's not what I'm saying I'm saying you want it you want to like or you see like a rotten piece of food on the ground you're like oh it's disgusting you don't want to like lose that and then go play with it or something I mean I don't think that you lose like you're like it's not disgusting anymore yeah but I'm not picking anything up off the ground and being like, oh, look at this. Just because it's disgusting doesn't mean I'm going to avoid it. Like, you still have all the other stuff, you know, and I fucked that up.

1:10:29Surprise? Do we need it? We lose surprise birthday parties? I'm good. I couldn't care less about losing that. Christmas. What about your children? Oh, yeah. Oh, well, that's, I mean, alright, we're talking for the world here then. Yeah, no. Yeah, yeah, now we need surprise. I think surprise also, envy's probably the answer. What about contempt? What is that? Contempt. I just know it from Liar Liar. Do you know what contempt is? Contempt of court. Well, yeah, that's what I think of too. Well, contempt is almost like a feeling of like, you feel poorly about somebody. Like, I don't like that person.

1:11:02I feel contempt. Yeah, it's like negative. It says, contempt refers to the feeling that something or someone is unworthy or unimportant. Unworthy. Jesus Christ. That's a tough one. I mean, I guess that actually is not a bad answer either. Because like, if there was a feeling like, I'm thinking of this in the world. I'm thinking of positions of power. How many times has it been like, that person doesn't... They're not worthy of what they have, so I'm going to take it for myself. I guess that's a combination of contempt and envy and jealousy. Yeah. Ooh, rage? Because rage, I guess, is just... Rage is out of control.

1:11:41That feels like serial killer. You're raging. If you get rid of anger, you probably got rid of rage, right? I mean, I'm on Envy. That was a good answer. Envy was a great answer. And not only am I the sexiest podcaster in the world, I'm also kind of one of the smartest with that answer. I might go Envy as well. Was Envy in Inside Out?

1:12:03Envy, no. Ooh, was Envy? How many? Yes, yes. Envy was in the second one. So maybe it is important? It's voiced by, ah, fuck, what's her name? Don't tell me, don't tell me. Everyone shut up. Uh, she was in Bottoms. She was in a couple episodes of Abbott Elementary. It's the one, she's also from The Bear, I believe. Yes. Yeah, I should probably know that. Although I've never seen that show past season, episode one. Fuck, what's her name? Oh, man. Give me a hint. A. Oh, I know. Give me another hint. Y. I.O. Ed Debris. That's what you were talking about? I mean She plays Envy In the second Inside Out Oh wow You should watch those movies I know you've never seen them They're really Really good I've seen I'm very sensitive So I will see that And cry probably Very hardly Can you imagine Joe watching that That movie The first one And seeing Bing Bong Yeah dude Take her to the moon for me Fucked my balls When I saw that Which emotion here Do you think that like Which emotion Do you think is like Normal but Can be too Like scary anxiety that's an easy answer normal like when it's like too much in abundance like which one is the worst even though like out of the normal ones anxiety i just said my answer what about love too much well when it's too much what's too much no but see when it gets scary then it becomes something else then it's not love then it's envy or like stalkery kind of what is that like what is like when people are stalkers what is that what emotion that is like what's going on I mean Because it's not love You know what I mean Like what do you What is this That's a great question I don't know I mean Obsession Yeah Obsession Yeah But like what is that Like what are they hoping to gain Like friendship or something I mean I think The fact that you're unable to figure it out Proves that you're not a stalker Well yeah I see obsession Jealousy Is that the fucking rain Yeah, that sounds like there's someone dumping buckets on the building dude No, yeah, that's totally the rain.

1:14:24That's totally the rain

1:14:31Say that Spanish word again Per Parara Parara Paella Paella Oh, I'd love a paella You could go for one right now That would crush You ever have paella? No fucking way Yeah I have Damn it Of course he has I gotta say You're not like a Like typical This is gonna be offensive It will It's okay Like you like different You try different types of foods And stuff like that Yeah I got a good palate Yeah I explore Is there anything that you're like No I know you don't like beer I know you don't like pickles But any foods that you're just like I don't even think I'm gonna try that Um Like not even gonna try it I don't know I'll try most things Maybe not like Certain fish Like if it looks like a fish I don't like it Really?

1:15:18Branzino The brands baby Oh the brands You're gonna tell me You're not getting a roasted brands With like cherry tomatoes Dude No Get it It just looks like a full It's a fish It's really a full fish But the inside Whether it looks like it or not It's you're eating Yeah The inside They bring it out with the head too It's like oh come on I don't need the eyes But Sure You know It is what it is But yeah Other than that, I'll try anything once. Anything? Most things once. Most things? Sure. Great. We can get them. Leave the door open for you. Well, there you have it, folks. What? I don't know. That is our show for today.

1:15:57We appreciate you guys watching all the way through. We appreciate it. Thank you for all the support on Patreon and whatnot. MSG is coming up. This is fucking crazy. So thank you guys so much for all the love and support. Frank where can they find you um and Ant Prisco on Instagram you can follow the show at the basement yard and that is all well now I gotta get mine in the Frank Alvarez everywhere well there you go you skipped well I didn't know you would actually allow him to do it I didn't I mean he that's all see you guys next time

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