#540 - We Were Nominated

36:12If you want to save yourself some money, go do that at the URL on a web browser. If you use an app, guess what? It's going to take extra money from you. So save yourself some bucks. Sign up for Patreon. Patreon.com slash The Basement Yard. Thank you. We love you. We'll talk with you later. Last pitch I'm going to say about this. That's not a saying at all. Last thing I'm going to say about this. About the Backstreet Boys? We have made our plea and made our case to the Backstreet Boys. The balls are in their court. It's not just one ball now. There's five of them. So you need multiple balls for them.

36:43If they chose not to do it, it's okay. Also, other boy bands. I think I can speak for both of us. We're not opposed. NSYNC. I mean, listen, sounds like Justin Timberlake could use some good press.

37:02maybe maybe we can help don't ruin this i'm not ruining anything i'm just you're already bringing up other options we have one goal we have one goal but that doesn't mean that we can't be bought yeah we're we're paying i know we can't be purchased ing i'm just i've said what i had to say yeah and i think you know i think i could speak for anyone would be lucky to have us i could i don't know i don't know i mean i might throw up on that stage to be honest it looks like it would get me dizzy i mean if i looked back and i saw like you know like oh my god we're flying through a black hole i'm gonna throw up on the stage that would be that would be tough especially like everybody yeah yeah yeah some of those rooms like I remember when we were first time on stage, first time, actually, before you hear that, first time we were on stage at Radio City, I remember standing on that stage and just seeing the curvature of the room and just be like, whoa, I'm feeling a little dizzy.

38:05Really? Yeah, a little bit. It could have been also in addition to the weight of the moment for our first time of two nights on stage at Soul That Radio City. Right. It was intense. So I can imagine getting on there and just be like, this is also intense. Yeah, that would be a crazy one. I don't know, bro. They've done like stadiums. So like. Balls are in your court. If you're getting one song to do with them. And they're saying you can hop on one song. Here's our set list. Which one is like that one right there. That one. I think. Everybody. I do want to do the dance. Or I at least want to do the part where they just go.

38:45Everybody. You know. What? There's a part of the song where it's like. Everybody. Everybody, everybody. Yeah, I want to. Or that part. You throw your hands up in the air. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Wave around it like it just don't care. That was pretty good. Be careful how good it gets. Oh, yeah, yeah. Now we're going to owe the best, too? They take money from us in two videos. I'll tell you what. Now we have to upload this early and make sure it doesn't get. Damn, come on. We have to make sure that this doesn't get. That much? That much? I don't know anymore. Lord, the rules are so crazy with YouTube.

39:23Dude, call up the CEO of YouTube. Just be like, what are you doing here? What should I say? I'm going to the office. No, well, yeah, I guess I said you'd call him. So like. Oh, him. Oh, yeah. You know what? Oops. Him or her. Women can't be CEOs? No, they can be and should be. I believe that the CEO of YouTube is woman. If I'm not mistaken. him cancel him no of all the things you're gonna look up now to make me look like an asshole i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure she's a i am a victim of a patriarchal society yeah i'm a victim here that's a good narrative that's a good way to spin it you like that i've done something wrong but it's because the world made me the world made me into the monster that i am okay oh it's it's a it's a man now ah so she was fired for a man even worse uh she stepped down stepping down is great her own accord we love that autonomy and that choice that's how you girl boss even if you're stepping down from being the boss still girl boss well CEO of YouTube is now Neil Neil Neil your dad is the CEO of YouTube Neil what?

40:36Neil Mohan Neil Mohan I think I got it spell it M-O-H-A-N that was how I thought it was going to be spelled yeah I mean from Susan Susan step down Susan There's better names Yeah Well That's a bad idea This is This is going to This is If anything Now YouTube has like A double reason To fucking hit us You know We buried it We're 40 minutes into an episode They'll never see this Neil's gonna be Neil's gonna be like Neil searches Neil Neil searches his name In all the videos That have been uploaded And he just scrubs through them And he's gonna see Your pretty grin And be like I'm not going to do anything.

41:17And he's going to see my fucking ugly mug. And he's going to be like, no, I got to do something. What is this? You always do this thing where you're like this big ogre who's disgusting. It's ridiculous. You act like you're just like, oh, me. I'm just so, I'm like, I got pimples and I'm like disgusting and I stink. Like, that's how you talk. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. First of all. You're a good looking guy. First of all, let's start here. who is to say that your beauty standards are pimply is bad get him people that suffer from acne

41:55two there is only one instance in popular media where we can point to an ogre and that's shrek and shrek is a corn of the internet fucking daddy what port what point are you making i'm saying that you always talk about your your appearance negatively no i think i'm a relatively good looking except if we talk about your ass then you go crazy see why do you what a loaded episode your ass makes him make up words but don't push of us like this guy what what what were like what is going on in this episode what first you're clearly feeling a way about how you look in the mirror first what we started there no what we started with was a double body shame it was a singular body shame it wasn't I mean you guys dogpiled me you fully shamed him you guys dogpiled me you talked about my butt and then you talked about something else that I can't remember at the moment but I will watch the tape I think it was your tiny his words well that's what you brought up his words there was a lot of insinuating then you brought up the eye cream if you will I laughed at Ant because I looked over at Ant and he went like this this is That's what he did.

43:05And let's be careful because Neil's watching and we don't know what's going to happen and the Backstreet Boys. Yeah, I mean, this could be one of the most like celebrity viewed episodes because the Backstreet Boys, there's five of them. You think of the staying power of each of the individual boys at the Backstreet. Of the boys. Then you add Neil in there. Neil's got the biggest media platform on the planet, basically. Yeah. Which I think is doing a great job. We're cool. We're cool, dude. We're cool, Neil. We're so cool. You're good. You're really cool. Put your fingers down. Yeah, be careful.

43:39Sorry. I don't, you know, I'm just saying that like. Yeah. I don't think I'm ugly, but like.

43:51If you had to rank yourself one to ten. We've done this a bunch. Yeah, but that was like years ago. I don't remember. So we're revisiting our personal. Do you think you're higher or lower? Like, have you, do you think you've peaked? um i think i am the best version of myself that i've ever been physically overall i'm talking about appearance oh just just appearance what are we doing here well i mean there was a oh there's an overall ranking there's a bunch of this we're talking about how you have this thing where you say you act like you're disgusting i know i don't do that it's a jokes and jokes and and fun for 1 to 10 on just looks I would say I'm at like see this is tough because any answer I give people are just gonna be like no you're bad or there's gonna be those dickheads that are just gonna be like honestly Frankie I think that you're pretty cool but like you gotta know you're ugly so there's no fucking answer that I give if you're gonna satisfy anyone so you know what there is no winning there is no winning so I'm going to leave it for ambiguity.

44:59I'm going to let the world decide. And by the world, I mean Becca because that's the only fucking opinion I need on that. And God and Santa Claus. That's right. God and Santa Claus. They're always watching. That is correct. But yeah, I mean, I know I'm not ugly. Why do you make me break down a joke like this? Why do you make me do that? I'm joking back. You're joking back? Yeah. I think you're both tens. that doesn't save you buddy yeah you think i forgot about the last 45 minutes nice try you you're you're i'm telling your dad oh what would you do serious question yeah

45:41oh wow you're enjoying that what would you do if his dad actually saw that and then he came into work when we record he's like yo guys like you need to like seriously step back on those jokes we're like why and he's like my dad bent me over his knee and spanked me first of all that would be an insane thing to come in and say too if you think that's not resulting in a doubling and tripling down on the jokes you are sadly mistaken look at me like i said it yo could you like if he was like yo you gotta chill i'd be like literally not gonna i just like the picture of like because i've met your father have you ever been spanked by your dad crazy out of context thing to say no like you know like across his knee and being like ah i think once and smacked your butt i think i think once and like it was like a pivotal thing for my dad where he was just like from that moment on i never want my kids be afraid of me so he like didn't hit us again but he gave us the look like really wish our parents hung out more because my dad i think got addicted to it Wait, you got bent over like you're fucking Pepe Le Pew in a cartoon?

46:50No, I never got bent over.

46:55That never happened. The last couple of episodes... It was more of like a standing. Oh, so you took it standing. Come on. I mean, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that, but you know what I mean. Was it bare butt? No, it wasn't my butt. I don't know. Maybe I got smacked in my butt. I don't know. Did you get across the knee? I mean, your dad's Italian, dude. You're probably like... No. You probably hit you with a wooden spoon. Anytime you had a wife beat her on, you're like, you'll stay out of his way. You've seen Godfather. Jesus Christ. But like, he never, do you never? Not really. I don't think so.

47:27Maybe when I was really little. I mean, you're the oldest of your siblings too, so if anyone's getting their shit beat, it's you. That's a wild sense too. You know what I mean, come on. The double entendres don't count. Neil, take it easy on us, because we're just joking around. Well, both Neil's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all Neil's. All Neil's involved. I was talking about the big Neil. That's the other Neil. And then your Papa Neil. That's what we'll call them. Yellow and Neil. Yes, that's right. Got it. Yeah, I can't. I don't know if I've ever known someone, or at least they haven't told me, that just got the legit knee out, they slumped over it, and then just got a...

48:05Yeah, that's like a real 50s thing. That's a real 50s way of abusing children. Yeah. You know, that's not really modern. Yeah, now it's done through text messages. Yeah, now... Yeah, exactly. Now you, like, psychologically catfish your daughter and you just pretend to be other people and bully her until she's psychotic. Listen, if you plan on being a parent, there's two ways of rearing your children. The old-fashioned way with a wooden spoon with spanking on the butt, or you can text them if they're a fugly slore. Yeah, you can cerebrally assassinate them. And guess what? you also have the luxury of if you get caught, the world made you into this monster.

48:47It's your trauma that made you do this. Just because you blatantly get caught doesn't mean that you can't change the narrative and be a victim too. Bingo. If you get in trouble for something that you actively do, you're not in trouble for it because you're doing it because something actively happened to you.

49:09Correct? I don't know. I mean, you know, I think like... What a crazy document. What a fucking... Did we talk about that? Yeah, we talked about it ad nauseum. Yeah. That's a good word. I like that. It reminds me of museum. What does ad nauseum mean? Like, does that mean until we're nauseous? That's what it feels like. Like, we talk about it ad nauseum. Ad nauseum. Like, oh, until like... But it's gotta be Latin, right? Also, is it ad nauseum? Ad. A-D. Oh. Yeah. And nauseum is like... Like mausoleum. good word also yeah what is it what is it is it one word or two words uh it's ad nauseum ad used to say that something happens or is done so many times for such a long time that it makes people annoyed disgusted so similar basically what i said one word or two words it's two words where so where does the word what nauseous i know nauseous has to do with like the feeling of being sick but i guess like if we traced it back to the early roots of what nauseous means it's the same thing no you had it it's a latin phrase it means to sickness so until sickness yo i'm a fucking genius frank the word is ad ad nauseum i mean but to be able to make the distinction that it's uh latin i think is very impressive well i'm just really excited to be sitting next to rosetta stone thank god you're here to figure that one out literally my guess too i didn't get any credit well you don't deserve credit speaking of credit though you know who does deserve credit and is finally maybe getting some no us oh yeah i had no idea where you were going with that i mean the segway wasn't perfect but you know that was actually a good one you've had way worse in the past how so you have to hard pivot sometimes i mean yeah sometimes you have to hard pivot no but uh i don't know it was announced and i think we can talk about it now but we have been gonna go for it we're just gonna do it right at this point yeah who cares neil turn this off neil wait wait can we get in trouble turn it on i don't know well yeah why would you tell neil yeah why would you do that i'm confused neil he doesn't want you in the room i do because i think everyone deserves a seat at the table to have a conversation about what they feel here there you go neil no we got nominated for i heart uh i heart radio podcast awards yeah we got Yay!

51:28We're on a lap track I mean not a lap track A clap track A clap track Applause track? Joey wants the clap So give him it Um Cut that out Neil Um Uh Yeah we got nominated for awards We got best comedy Best comedy podcast And best overall ensemble I believe it is Which is wild I didn't think that we were an ensemble Pull them up Pull them up baby Well that's what it is Yeah Pull them up What are you gonna look at? What do you want me to do? I just want to make sure that I want to see who else we're nominated with. It's best overall ensemble, which we're an ensemble. That feels like we're doing a dance.

52:03Well, you know what I'm saying? I mean, no, an ensemble is just a group. I know. But ensemble to me sounds like. Ensemble feels like more than two. Yeah. So like. Huh. I know. I know. I absolutely don't. Don't. Don't. Just more than two, you'd say. Yeah. Too many. Now we're an ensemble. because of this nomination now like i'm we're we're very oh my god honored to be like legitimately incredible legitimately like all jokes aside we were just talking we started talking about joey's tiny wiener and now we're nominated for awards yeah this is crazy yeah um i will say the fact that we because i just learned today i knew that we were nominated for best comedy podcast for a while now not for a while but like a week and a half or whatever and that that was cool i just learned today that we were also nominated for best overall ensemble and that is although very happy for that also not the best because i got to deal with this now yeah so i did not i didn't say anything ants over there going like you know ensemble isn't duo i mean you know i think that all the other knows the the addition could have also uh like taken us from being nominated elsewhere so he's viewing it as in the positive like maybe you have just fucked us up so we better win really yeah well i was looking at the other people in the category and it's all like trios the ensemble yeah i'm just saying oh wow sky sky you gotta you know what you need to do right the people love ant man you know i mean good he deserves it oh my god when it's like contract negotiation time this is going to come up.

53:47Only if we win. Can I be in on the talks? If we lose, then it's easy. I get to blame you. If we win, you're going to... I mean, this is a classic scenario of just like, if the cake is good, I made it. If it's bad, you're going to win it. Someone else made it. It's the same situation. So, I mean, listen, jokes aside, an incredible honor because the names in there are people that are like been in the industry. like massive shows massive people comedians actors actresses um so just even being in the conversation it's cool but then seeing that like you're nominated in the font that batman forever was typed in is really fucking cool too why did they use that font i don't know that is so funny it is the batman forever font though yeah i mean i'm just excited that we get to sit and go to an award show and just sit there i would just be like yeah i mean i'm cool with losing to be honest yeah I mean, it's gonna be fun if we're if we're being honest, we are The Lemonati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows Their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything, even our music That hit song named after the color of lemons?

54:59Not a coincidence Big Lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years Think about it But now, 7up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda now Lime comes first 7 Up Flip the Sip nominated in best comedy category with some Juggernauts yeah Amy Poehler is one of them yeah so shit you know it's the honor of losing to the great Amy Poehler and then and the other one again Juggernauts one of the people that are nominated one of the shows in there is Smartless both nominated for Golden Globes this year yeah one was a winner and did anyone else in that category get nominated for golden globe did we get nominated for golden globe no no we did not no no we baby steps i mean listen nomination i full just being completely honest here and not joking anymore i don't know if that's true but uh not something that i thought was actually possible because when you go and you look at the names who are nominated like in our feel like they're kind of like either have a really good relationship with certain companies or whatever they're very famous people like obviously we are not that we're very independent kind of do our own thing here in new york so the fact that we even nominated on this and and the winners are decided by like a like their own judges or whatever so like the fact that we're even nominated by people like that is like fucking awesome that means that you know we're kind of doing something right i mean we're also hot off the presses of being the sexiest podcast on the planet which is also a crazy thing like yeah like you know if we're you know what's happening if we're letting you if we're letting you peek under the blanket we are legitimately in a place where we're just like the things that have happened to us are crazy they're just funny now that and now it's getting to a point where it's just like that would be funny and then it's like it happened it's like like it's it is it's weird but also we need to approach it that way because if we don't certain people here that i can't point fingers to right are going to be like yeah you know yeah but we remain humble the byproduct there is pretty unfortunate but what what if our humbliety is what is preventing us from winning two words that we've made up today is that a word no oh humbliety our humble humbleness humble humility humility that's it that's the one yeah what if that's what's preventing us from winning in this stuff like maybe we didn't get nominated for a golden globe because we were too humble I don't know what we could have done diff I mean what if we just made spitball in here what if we just made shirts and just put our names on all the shirts and you know what even faces I've tried that I've made that i've done that before yeah i mean it's something it's something it's a thought yeah um no but that's it's crazy i mean a lot of this stuff is just fucking funny now and even like we were joking before about the backstreet boy thing like if something like that ends up happening like one that's just like not that's a dangerous thing to happen for us to know that we could speak something stupid like that into existence get ready yeah i mean do you remember there was a whole run of episodes we did where we were like saying that there was a bidding war out for the basement yard you were we didn't do anything you it was a conversation you were like oh taylor swift buy our podcast whatever that means i didn't say that i said fund it uh but also i think that uh you know you know how i am i keep an ear to the ground with things in the entertainment industry movies tv you know comic books stuff like that the way that that industry works is when something gets hot enough everyone wants it what if we need to be hotter hotter we got to get hotter but like in the sense of like you know backstreet boys backstreet boys you could become like you could have equity in this if you really want oh don't use that word we're not giving up equity i mean you know you think about it like they could they could what but they just need to give us what we want and maybe they'll get equity what are you doing i'm trying to do everything i know everything we're campaigning is what we're doing i mean you got a campaign you got to start somewhere i know but what's the award again i heart i heart podcast award or something like that it's a it's south by southwest yeah so the shows at south by southwest uh in austin in austin um i think it's safe to say a camp we could say we'll be attending yeah and uh i fully plan on making i have a cool outfit i was thinking about that should i wear a camel yeah becca and i first of all i already have two second of all i was thinking because becca and i were like what are we gonna wear and i was like oh shit yeah that's right like do we do tux or is that like you got it it's like the podcast awards you need to take it a little jokey like it's like a i believe what they said was cocktail attire i mean you are so far this year oh for one for cocktail attire because you dress as the weights honestly yo you want to know something funny about that i and i swear to whatever god is correct that i was when i put on the suit right because i was like i don't want to wear a blue or black suit i want to wear something different i put on the suit and i looked at myself in the mirror and i was like this looks nice but i look like a maitre d and i'm like it would be very funny if i'm dressed like if they're if the staff is dressed like that and when we walked in i was like i really need to stop manifesting shit well i mean that that is what you do and what people do in general is like things only happen when they are manifested so right yeah so you you did that uh yeah you did that yeah so i was like oh god can we it wasn't that bad no one made a comment just me i mean oh my god this is such a big momentous occasion that we need to like remember it by purchasing something fucking stupid all right well i almost pointed there yeah after by the end of the year you might be able to afford something we're at 90 bucks i thought that he just pocket watched you and said you're a broke bitch oh no no maybe by the end of the year you'll be able to buy yourself something nice you stupid fucking peasant we started at 40 we got 50 this time well we got i mean if we are if we are you know three as of recording three weeks into the month average if we're making a hundred dollars a month i could be walking out with a pretty good chunk of change by the end of this year that's what i'm saying And if I just keep rage baiting him, it'll get better.

1:02:04But I don't point just for anger. I point because I talk with my hands. And we're doing a thing. You know? I think it's mostly anger that you pointed at me. I think I'm going to tape my fingers now. I mean, you can do whatever you want. You can put your fingers anywhere. I do the whole show like this? What am I doing? Did we do an Edward Forty Hands episode? Oh my god, that'd be so good. We didn't. I've done it at your house numerous times. I think the only times you've ever done it have been with me. and underaged uh neil does it make it worse get out of here stop neil does it make it worse that i did edward for for those of you guys that don't know what edward 40 hands is by the way it was an inner city thing when 40 ounce beers were three dollars such a best deal ever yo such a crazy deal you know when like you talk to boomers and like oh i bought my house for fifteen thousand dollars i still don't think that's a better deal than the 40 yo that really is not getting fucking eight beers for six bucks crazy and not like yeah you can get 40 ounces of like old english or like cobra which is like it's malt liquor technically it's not even beer but you got a bud light you get a bud light course light for fucking like dude you guys don't understand and if you do but you take two 40 ounce beers and you take them to your hand you know what's funny for 40 ,000 patrons 40 Edward Ford no well fuck that I'm pointing I don't give a shit but yes 40 ,000 it was only a point at me it was only a point at me yeah yeah it's only a point whatever 40 ,000 patrons Edward Fordy hand Patreon episode two 40s how wait didn't we already hit that No.

1:03:48Well, we're getting, we're very close. All right, how about we raise it a little bit? Come on, guys. Do you not understand marketing? No, it's perfect. I feel like it's perfect. I'm going to make a statement. Do you not understand marketing? I'm going to make a statement right now, and if you argue against it, you're racist. For$42 ,000 for Jackie Robinson. Now, if you say no, then you're... What is it? What is it? Now you're racist. Because what? You're the one, you're making, what are you talking about? What are you attaching 42 to? You got to bump it up a little bit. You don't. We just want to do it.

1:04:15I'm going to have to take one hand at a time. So I feel like I need my hand. Oh, let's also do it too? Yeah. I really don't want to do this. I pointed. I really don't. He did point. Why don't, why don't, why don't. The idea of drinking six beers in a one hour episode. It doesn't need to be like that. Let's mull it over. But I do have some sponsors and we'll get some. Oh my God. We're late. Oddly enough. Yeah. I didn't even think. We do. This is kind of funny to transition into this. but ZocDoc. ZocDoc is a free app and website that helps you find and book high quality doctors so you can find someone that you love.

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1:07:25Flex. That's why his yard's so big. I mean... Call me a broke bitch now. Maybe one day you'll be able to afford something. Yeah, I mean, it'd be crazy if we get... Since we're nominated, we would have to like...

1:07:41get something, right? We're in this together? I feel like you're convincing the wrong people here. Oh, yeah. I'm in support. If we win... You know what's funny is there's no one I have to convince but this guy. Because every person, when it came to buying something for Radio City and MSGPAC was like, yeah. And I was just like, someone fight back. I was doing the whole like, no! If we do the Edward Fortyhands, then I'll send a car if that's going to do it. Fire, dude. We will talk offline and figure this out. figure it out so we're not committing not committing okay well what percentage i mean that's that's a that i'll be honest that's a big part of it is like the idea driving driving yeah because i would have to sober up well then the car so 60 that's a big part of it well the car i mean dude i wouldn't say you're not gonna drink six beers and drive away from me no duh no duh no duh no one's saying that you're suggesting that what is happening why are you guys pressuring me live on air whoa who's fresh i just said you didn't have to do it oh my god he's yelling at me now i said you didn't have to do it he hit me oh i'm saying if it's the driving then like well in the car yeah we'll talk about this okay no pressure ask for a limo oh do i get to pick the car there's be a like if he's like i'll get you a car and it's like a 2002 nissan altima i don't want that shit you know what i'm saying Do you want like a limo with a cheese pizza?

1:09:19I would like something. Like Home Alone? I would like something that has, oh my God, a cheese pizza right now. It's the beginning of the year, so I'm eating like a deer. Yeah. I'm eating like a deer as well and not drinking. This sucks. Yeah. This is not fun. But I would like something that preferably would have like a bathroom, so like a bus. Because I'm going to need to piss like a fucking racehorse. Or just send me home with jugs. first of all i'm not getting a bus that's not happening i think a limo is fair there's no bathrooms on a limo just take the four but there's enough space that i could piss in a limo if i had to oh you'd be paying for the cleanup but also first of all what you're gonna pee on the ground no but god forbid some pee got on the ground you could just be like pull over and piss where at a place my guy when i have to piss i have to piss now right there's no i mean you make it here you pull over i assume places i mean i don't i've stopped drinking water or any oh you're talking about the way home yeah yeah yeah oh well like we kill some time and then you you let out five six peas and then you go i don't know that we'll figure it out offline we don't know but 42 000 how are you committing to that then pump it up pump it up 46 okay you're getting crazy you got to give them something to like crawl toward we are this is perfect we'll hit it no time people definitely want to see that yeah it's been a long time since we were drunk on an episode has it been i think that the last one was the oh i drank though you drank you drank during the yardage those cameras went off and i saw joey just like i have this concept and it And Ant and I were just sitting there like, he's drunk.

1:11:07I have this concept. But I think the Scorpion Bowl episode was the last one we got drunk for. Yeah. No, no, no. The brunch one here. We were drunk for that? What do you mean we drank? Oh, the beer tower. The beer tower. I used NAs. You did. You didn't. I didn't. But I wasn't like drunk on that. No, well, yeah. I may have been. I don't know. The brunch one, I think that we were. We were drinking champagne the whole time. Yeah, probably. But I don't think I was drunk. I think I maybe had like two. The scorpion bowl was definitely like. That was crazy. You've had scorpion bowls. Of course. I mean, you're the king.

1:11:42Thank you. You've had scorpion bowls? I've had one. Oh. Okay. Not a plethora. Plethora or plethora? Yeah, you made it sound like a dinosaur. What was that? It's cooler. Is it? Yeah. Dinosaurs aren't cool? Crazy. I love dinosaurs. That was crazy.

1:12:03yeah we're bringing it back should we bring it back like we'll do like patreon goals we'll do 40 then 45 i mean 50 we we should put out a poll seeing if people want us to do that because we have like what's the point what's the point of that poll it's gonna be oh you mean bring back the goals oh i thought you meant the 40 hands yeah i think they would like that because if we put that you're talking about the 40 hands put that on a poll No, the gold. Oh, yeah. Why wouldn't they like that? Some people would just be like, no, I don't really care. Eh, wishful thinking over there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:12:36No, I think that when we did those, did I ever tell you the story of the first goal that we did? So it was the first goal when I first came on as co-host to get to 5 ,000. Okay. And it was, Joey will pelt me with eggs. By the way, not my idea. Yeah. I am like, we grew up in the jackass era, which by the way, they announced a new movie is coming out in June. What? They're still doing them? I'm there, brother. Yeah, you're there. I am there. But I was like, Joey will pelt me with eggs. And he was like, all right. And we filmed it in his bathroom. He just climbed into my tub. And he like from standing through them.

1:13:17and whether it be because i'm a little more doughy than he is they weren't breaking when they were hitting me so it was fucking hitting me in the chest and it was just not breaking yeah so he would throw it and it would only break when it like hit like my arm and like the tub where it met and then we film it it hurts he's like it's unusable footage there's no point like it you know it was there was like way less of a budget back then so like the video just looked horrible and i'm like it the eggs weren't breaking like it's stupid and he's like are you fucking kidding me wait i do remember actually i saw the clip recently on tiktok where you were like if we hit this thing i'll come in in a tape suit yeah that was a crazy one because what people don't know about that that was painful i looked ridiculous and i had broken out with a rash after because of the adhesive all right this part of my body had broken out with like an intense rash and it fucking sucked damn it was not good i remember taking that tape off was interesting By interesting you mean painful I felt horrible for you Yeah well I think what we'll do this time around Is like how I was on the receiving end of all these Like I deserve it You deserve something And I think it should be up to Ant to decide what that something is Yeah Okay Be careful No actually leave it up to me I already said yes You didn't say yes you said okay Well I didn't expect this out I'm like, oh, a shot caller.

1:15:04I didn't expect this power. I'll think. There is an episode I want to revisit that we did that included the shot callers. I was thinking about it the other day. Do you remember the episode we did where it was like, you should know? And it was like, you asked me questions about things that you like. Okay. And I asked you questions about things that I like. All right. And like, if you didn't get it, I got shocked. Yeah, I mean, I don't trust you. I certainly don't trust you. Oh, I'm fair with that. He's better to have the fucking shock button Than I am There's nothing I hate more than that Besides a tarantula I also bought new shock collars How about this It's weird that you bought them and you haven't used them yet What do you use them for I've used them Not here Where Other places In my underwear And my socks What are you doing yeah it sucks yeah it's underwear can you do me a favor can we put out a poll just ask people what kind of stuff they want to see oh don't let them do that oh yeah yeah don't give them the power okay we're gonna be skydiving see this is why this is why this is why we need you and i would you skydive ever no no i used to be like yeah and now i have kids and i'm like no yeah if i die skydiving that's so stupid that's so dumb so dumb yeah it's tough kids they keep your feet on the ground literally and figuratively yeah that's an incredible line i just came up with that you're impressed with so i'm bringing the shock colors in next week is that what we're saying no i i also no i'm always down to get shocked i have no problem with it i don't like it that was a pretty hard no so i don't i don't like it we could throw one on him if he's like okay we can also put one on your arm grow up i don't like it grow up you could do it oh now who's pressuring who yeah pressure guy you're a pressure washer i'm not a pressure washer yes you are you're washing me i'm not stop that you can't start the episode being so ashamed of your micro dick that now you're going up with me micro washing the term is micro penis one oh sorry i i apologize for your condition two i don't have a micro penis although it's fine if you do have one i don't know how he feels about it you could mark me down for 10 more dollars i just pointed oh i missed it it is fine but

1:17:34neil's still watching yeah neil i really hope neil checked out and the and the backstreet boys They can't be involved with micro penises. Yeah, I don't know. I can't. I don't like the shocking. You could eat like spicy shit. That doesn't really bother. I mean, that sucks, but like it bothers me way less than the shock. What about a... It's the anticipation that gets me. I've made that mistake. I know what I could do with. I know what we can get them with. If we mixed a shot of olive juice and malort. What does that do? You hate olives. Oh, oh. I don't know why I was thinking olive oil. Is there anything that really makes you gag?

1:18:12i really don't like tuna fish no you guys are you guys gotta grow up that's the thing you guys gotta grow up you gotta be gonna be a grown job i looked i looked at ant and you know what he did i know you're gonna make this up thank you i'm not on your side oh and i'm getting bullied i there's bullying going on. Hey, did you not do this? I sort of did that. Oh! I sort of did that. Now who's being the lying teller? I'm sorry, I'm tired. I feel like we are getting drunker. I know. We just talked about it in the air. And I'm like, am I hammered or something? What's going on here? All right, we'll figure it out.

1:18:58We're going to figure it out off air and we'll get back to you guys. But we're closing in on 40. and uh we'll see what happens here yeah we'll be good see what happens yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah exciting stuff yeah thank you guys for joining us uh boy i appreciate it and i think is happy about it too and i mean you tell me yeah yeah what i'm happy it sounds like you're trying to convince me more bullying before we leave no we are jokes aside like the nomination for the iheart uh podcast awards is because of you guys and uh we are truly truly appreciative and like humbled this all is like very crazy to us and uh just getting the opportunity to do this is amazing and then getting the chance to you know be validated by you guys is is unreal so thank you guys from the bottom of my heart yeah it's it's really cool to get that recognition because it's not something that we ever really expected to be honest i mean all this is pretty unexpected so uh it's it's but it's a really cool thing so hope we win but if we don't no need to feel bad for us we're just happy to be in the building all right but uh yeah you guys can go follow the show at the basement yard on uh tiktok and instagram and you can find thin ice baby thin thin ice you should know that after all the bullying about his you're in with him i'm in you're not with you're not on the same time as him you know i can't ice skate so i'm not even anywhere near thin ice that is all we'll see you guys next time

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