#556 - Siblings Or Dating?!

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1:17I should have pissed. Well, you're locked in now. I'll hold it. I'll hold it till he adds. Don't hold it physically. Did you used to do that as a kid? Did you pinch your little pee pee? Hmm. What? You would pinch your wiener? Let me just... One minute, ten seconds in. Okay. Okay. Okay. You would pinch your wiener? No. Wait, is it you who said that you used to stop your pee in the middle of peeing by pinching your wiener? Right-handed. Right-handed. There is a tone coming from your voice. Is that you? Not me now. I'm not like now cutting it off just to fucking for shits and gigs. Yeah. I have at times been able to, you know, pinch it.

2:03close the door you know close the storm drain or whatever they say hold or hold the door you know but but yeah you didn't do that as a kid when you had to pee you would like i would just kind of like fiddle with it what see that's weirder that's weird the pinching makes sense no it doesn't i feel like when i have to pee i can buy myself 10 minutes of not having to pee by like like like holding your breath like no like breathing the piss back into my body okay you know what i'm no don't do this thing that you guys do sitting in your ivory tower looking down at me like i'm a fucking idiot i can't breathe my piss back into my body sue me you can't like and then like absorb some of your pee again when i when i have to pee you know what i do if i gotta pee really bad you know you get that like pain kind of yeah the only thing that kind of relieves that pain is if i stand like this just break the whole set like if i if i stand like this so like like i have to like be bent over well because when you're standing up straight you're putting pressure on yeah see like you're putting pressure i'm like i'm like throwing my shit back you fucking throwing it back on them yeah so so okay i guess that kind of like relieves some sort of pain but like when i'm sitting i do get that because like if i'm sitting and i have to pee sometimes, I'll like unbuckle everything.

3:27Pull like the waist of my pants out. Yep. You know, so I'm in like a more natural sitting position. Yeah, yeah. If I wake up and I have to pee and I'm on my left side, I could buy myself like five minutes if I roll around to the other side. I don't know why. Because it has to drain back into its pee position. Yeah, something like that. I don't know. I'm with you there. I am. I'm honestly with you. You're like five feet from our bathroom. How do you know his fucking bedroom? I mean, I'm assuming there's a bathroom. I want to say our bathroom. Like you guys are sleeping together? What? That would be crazy, right?

3:58Yeah. I said a bathroom. It could be eight feet. You don't have a fault. Sometimes. The point is that it's close. Yeah, but you just don't want to get up sometimes. When it comes to, yes, exactly. When it comes to having to piss in the middle of the night, logic escapes just for being able to sleep comfortably, longer, and in a deeper sense. I do close my eyes and pee sitting down in the middle of the night. Sure, whatever works for you. but what i'm saying is like i will push i will push having to pee in the night until like i'm getting to that that point of a dream where i'm like in front of a urinal and i'm like all right now i know if i piss in this urinal i'm gonna actually piss the bed i well i i actually get this part because if it's the middle of the night and i have to pee i will hold my piss until i'm like hallucinating from pain and then i'll go i i don't know if that's a good thing to do i think we've learned from it doesn't happen often i mean hallucinating that seems like you're way past like the threshold for having to do that.

4:56Exaggerating comedy show. I didn't know if you were actually seeing stars when you piss. No, no, no. But you know when you have to pee real bad and then you finally get the chance to pee and your penis is like, we're going to let it out slower than normal. Yeah, like my dick blue balls me. Yeah, it's like, okay. You want to pee so bad, don't you? Yeah, it's like, here's a little bit of pee. You're going at my pace, bitch. Like, when you just, like, have to pee and, like, you go, it's like, you get peeing. You're pissing. Dude, I could power wash some pavers with my piss. I know. But then when you really have to pee and you've been holding it for so long and you finally get out of the Uber and then you run into your room.

5:37Oh, run into your room. And then you run into your bathroom and then you take a pee. It's like, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. It's got to warm up. I'm telling you right now, like, I would be afraid to sit when I pee because, like, at that level when you're saying, like, in the middle of the night. because I would have to aim this thing straight down because that stream will come out the front of my fucking toilet seat you know what I'm saying this thing it's like 40 40 40 000 psi of piss whose voice is that 40 40 000 40 000 psi um yeah no middle of the night I'm sitting down I'm closing my eyes and I'm trying to stay in a dream while I am peeing if you could take a pill that like would guarantee you don't have to piss during the night would you take it nightly i don't pee in the night often really i piss at least once a night i would say i only pee in the middle of the night if like i had drank a lot of water see the thing is like i don't i i i've gotten better with drinking more fluids during the day but becca every night has a bottle like a bottle of ice water next to like on her nightstand so i'm more likely to be in bed and drink water because she She has it and it's right there.

6:44You know what I mean? You take her water. So I'll take her water and I won't give it back and I'll say no water for you. I'm going to get up and pee this out. No, but like it's right there. So like I probably drink more consistently when I'm lying in bed than when I do during the day. What was the most annoying thing you've ever knocked over on your nightstand next to your bed? Oh, Becca. All right. This is a real story. And this was like one of the first arguments we got into. What could this be? this is a real thing and i want you to tell me where you where like if you agree with me or probably her i can before we begin i'm on her side okay all right i'll pick yeah i'll jump on that too we uh it was when we were like first dating we were maybe like a little a little over a little under a year into dating and she like spent the night at my place and she had gotten a nice coffee and i don't know if your partners are like this but she takes two sips of her coffee and then she she needs her big coffee and takes two sips and she's like i've had enough there and then i've had enough i'm like just get a smaller coffee dude and uh she left it on my nightstand and i went to make my bed and again this was 24 year old frankie so cut me some fucking slack okay and i went to make my bed and in throwing my blanket i knocked it over and it fell on the floor okay and i was pissed at myself but also i said to her i was like next time don't leave coffee on my nightstand and i think now that i'm saying it out loud i realized i was a douchebag in that moment no i don't i don't think that was i thought it was gonna be way worse i think you're still you're i'm leaning you so really keep going so like i knocked it over and it was my fault but also her fault well not her fault yeah i get you being like you know like it's not like don't leave it on my nightstand because i like to make my bed really hard You know it's not like You know you were looking for To have to cushion some of the blame I think I was just in a pissy mood that day And probably was just having a bad day And I was just like And this happened because of you I make my bed hard I'm fluffing it I was laying down Whipped the blanket off me Chocolate milk all over Any like You're a grown adult with a glass of chocolate milk on your nightstand.

9:11It was a red Solo cup. Why are you drinking milk on your nightstand? It was a red Solo cup. It was even crazier. It was a red Solo cup of chocolate milk. Yeah, honestly, you're not helping. What is the occasion? How does that call for you? Were you 12? It was just, there was chocolate milk there. Were you 12? I was not 12. How old were you? This was like a year ago. Bro, why are you doing? That is crazy. This was like a year ago. I understand. Like, you can get away. You're taking milk to bed like a kitten. Yeah. Like, what are you doing? you're just like you have oh let me go get my warm glass of chocolate milk have you ever done that before bed like actually because you thought it was gonna help you sleep had warm milk no i've done that warm milk is disgusting there were like nights in college where i like couldn't fall asleep so i would just like microwave a cup of milk for like 30 seconds and drink it why wouldn't you just have tea or something it was college like you know what's on hand is on hand you know i didn't have much going on yeah yeah you did you drink it out of a saucer yeah yeah lapped it up not a fucking red solo cup like don't don't don't don't don't ask your roth over here don't start tossing things yeah no that's kind of wild for having chocolate milk the coolest guys never oh i'm sure anything in your bedroom yeah yeah of course i've spilled mad shit in my bedroom i mean water i usually try to keep water on my nightstand in the middle of the night too because if you wake up and then you know when you like in the middle of the night you're just fucking thirsty when i have like a cold fucking thing of water and then you have like freezing cold water and then you're so thirsty you know i'm sucking this thing down and it's i shouldn't have done that but like i was like i'm like drinking this thing and it tastes so good and it makes me cool i love that you can do it go ahead oh no no you get you get them no i was just gonna say like it's the it's the the like coffee chocolate milk those types like that color of liquid that is the worst because then it stains like if it's water i don't give a fuck yeah i never have something that isn't water in my bedroom like i don't drink and eat in my bed danny uh one time he had body wash on his nightstand and in the middle of the night what is happening in the house what's going on in your He had body wash on his nightstand in case he wants to wash his pits in the middle of the night?

11:24I don't know why he had it, but in the middle of the night, he was so thirsty. Fully. Stop. Stop. I promise. This is his story. Was he inebriated? I don't know. Did he have a couple two-tree? I don't know. I think he's just kind of a weird dude. I've had beer on my nightstand where I'm the night before having a party, having beers or whatever, and then I just go to my bed and I unexpectedly fall asleep. I've had beer like that. Sure. Tea. I've had tea on my nightstand. I've had tea also. So maybe not just water. Chocolate milk like you're a fucking war veteran from the 40s is crazy. Chocolate milk is hilarious, honestly.

12:03That's like... You're drinking your Opal Tine? That's like having a plate of spaghetti on your nightstand. Oh, that would be bad. What is in your nightstand? Honestly, a weird collection of stuff like a charger or like an old charger. anything cool um there's like a like a journal that i never wrote in that i always said that's where we go yeah that i always said like i would try writing it and do journaling um but yeah not not much cool it's kind of like a messy drawer mine's messy too yeah but i have all the like you remember i said i don't throw out the funeral cards they're all on my nightstand all of them like so you when you get new nightstands you transfer funeral cards from nightstand to night stand i don't do that actively it just ends up being there where else am i gonna put them that's spooky yeah it's like you have a bunch of people sleeping in your room with you yeah yeah i'm at least none of them are drinking chocolate milk all right what are we doing like a like an alleyway cat dude i i i will say like i learned very quickly like i'm big now on like no eating in our bed although ruby ate in our bed this morning but whatever we could do to like get her to go to school but like there was one night where i got home we did we had like a double up day and i got home late and the girls were in my uh you know our room and they were like they both wanted cereal so i gave them bowls of cereal and they i was like all right you have to have it on the floor and i walked out and i came back and ruby spilled hers and i as i was cleaning that one out mave spilled hers i was like never again i'm not doing this yeah because with milk you don't need to just worry about it staining but then the smell if you don't like properly clean it dude oh my god spoiled milk smell is fucking up there with the worst smell those are one of those stinks that i don't even like like sometimes we talked about it we talked about it you kind of like milk stink is milk stink is not good no you know what stink is fucking so good and stinky basement stink you know what i'm talking about it's like a little wet and mildewy down there and like ugh you don't like that i don't think so oh i love you love mildew not currently but like in the old basements like you're just like oh this is a fucking because they say rule of thumb for when you guys are buying houses all basements get water which is about how you protect against it so like when you're down there it's like this stinky like a little wet mildew basement little hole yo you're you're scaring me and him yeah i'm very scared What's in your nightstand?

14:37Do I even want to know? Chocolate milk? Just nightstand things Stuff you might need I don't know Yeah I know Your answer is what I'm worried about No it's just nothing Nothing crazy No? Yeah Who? Nothing nice Really I got No what did you just say? Some extra batteries sometimes For a TV remote TV remote? Is that Is that what you need The batteries for? TV remote Yeah Anal bead Yeah yeah There we go there you go you got some you got some stuff in there i'm pretty sure he has a picture of you in his nightstand so i mean i'm not dead yet so he wouldn't have a picture of me but as soon as i die he will yeah um do you have a picture of me hung up in your house anywhere

15:19i'm trying to think if i do i don't think i do it would be like a group thing i do i do you do i do i do i do really my conscious was in your body i do yeah i have um i don't know someone did you give someone or maybe you did someone oh no it was lynch i don't actually i have no idea it's a picture of us uh on stage at in wilmot but it's like when we went to shoot the promo video oh so the first time we were on a stage gotcha gotcha gotcha so it was like a picture from the back yeah huh interesting no pictures of me hung up in you huh i i can't think of i honestly i know i have some but i i don't know if i have have them hung up yet we're still we just moved in like 10 months ago come on joe we've only been there for a whole year how about you gotta give me some slack damn so we're finding out ant's got some shit in his nightstand i kind of ant you getting down like that baby no it's really nothing yeah then i said it's very tiny stop stop me when i'm getting close to the size wow do you have pictures up in your room no like on the walls do you um we have some art and we have uh an aura frame free plug they're actually amazing nice yeah i oh night light uh no because i'm an adult i am big guy i'm an adult i'm an adult do you have one of those in the in the bathroom um we have like a setting on the light that you could put on night light mode but like if you could find that button you can you just turn the switch you know what i mean at that point you're seeing in the dark you're uh ruby and miles have like sound machines that have lights that come from them uh mave sleeps with a light on i think i said i think i've said this but a full light on yeah she she is a vampire that child i think i've said this before but i still have my light up like stars in one of the rooms antonio no no not in my bedroom not in my bedroom wait are you saying you know he's too old for those okay yeah antonio First of all He's sleeping in a bedroom With stars on the ceiling And chocolate milk on his night And then fucking vibrators in the nightstand People are gonna walk in and arrest you It's not my bedroom It's in like what used to be my old bedroom I just never took him down So who's in there now?

17:54Danny? No, no, no It's just like an office kind of thing now Okay So you could be working Look up at the stars Dreaming, you know I used to have one of those Those things are so cool we got them recently and then lost them my parents hated when we had those because they put them up and i peeled them off and there goes the paint yeah yeah that definitely happened at our place did i ever tell you about the time there was one time where you know i used to get leaks in my house oh yeah i remember that so my bedroom i was sleeping on the top bunk my room and our room was leaking right and it's the middle of the night and like it's a pretty substantial leak like it's like water's coming in so i had to wake up my dad he's livid like furious that this is happening right so he it's like a little drip he's like oh you gotta be and then he i'm on the top bunk and i can see this is all happening like in the dark but the the light from the hallway is like casting on his face and he takes the drill he drills into the ceiling and water just comes down like on his face he goes like this and he just looks at me and i lost my mind soaking wet face so furious it's like 3 a.m there's a hole in my ceiling now it's just pouring water yeah that was a thing they said that i remember my dad i i don't know if it was my dad or my mom but like seeing a leak and then like poking it with like yeah you know a pen or a drill or something to like so get the rest of it i guess i i don't know how that makes sense bro i have it like etched in my mind of his face covered in water yeah he's soaking wet oh my god there was another time with my dad this is a similar story but we were redoing the bathroom upstairs and my dad was in the kitchen he's going he's telling me and keith he's like go upstairs with this uh like a jug and he's like pour water down the drain i want to see if there's a leak or whatever the fuck right so there but there was a leak so he's underneath it he's like all right pour a little bit right he's yelling because he's trying to get through the floor.

19:58We can hear him totally fine. So we start pouring, and he starts yelling, stop. And me and Keith look at each other at the same time, and both decide we're like, no way we're stopping. Yo, he's screaming at the top of his lungs, stop, stop! Dumping water on his face. Bro, it was so funny. We're going, what? He's soaking wet. What? This guy. What's that? Yeah, he was, though. It's his father. It's my dad. That is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's funny. Bro, it was so funny. I'm more confused and amazed at this fucking confusing... Bro, if your house was on room raiders, people would be like, what the fuck is happening here?

20:46They go to Danny's room, and there's body wash on the nightstand. Body wash, chocolate milk, fucking glow-in-the-dark stars in the ceiling, and then they open your side of the nightstand, and there's giant fucking vibrators. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. how many pillows do you sleep with three you got three i got normally two you get one in the legs though right legs or or you know you hook you get one in a headlock yeah like fucking full nelson and then i got one on my head i got two well i don't have this probably not great either but uh like mine tell me you don't have sheets on your pillows and i'll come over there i have sheets on my pillows it's no sheets on the bed but uh my bed's up against the wall no headboard i have a headboard oh you're about to get it he was about to get it you saw that right it's up against the wall so i put a pillow to like stop stuff from falling over in between the wall and the bed oh my god wait what does that make sense why would there be a giant oh no i know i i understand we have a wedge pillow thing yeah yeah i i use a pillow as a wedge pillow yeah we have like they sell like big like they it looks like a right triangle and it's a pillow and you like put it there so nothing falls in between your bed and i i know what you're saying it feels like a uh design issue well yeah i mean but you can't really tell that when you're buying the bed frame or the headboard or something like that so like or if the bottom of the wall has that weird little molding so you can't really get the bed all the way yes yes yes yes correct nothing you can do about it happens no you could do no you could do oh god yeah i also sleep in an ice cold room because becca likes the fan on every night same fan i don't like wind but i like cold oh i don't like sleeping in cold i don't like the wind on my face i don't like it do you sleep do you ever put the covers over your head no no i don't i would be too afraid of that honestly sometimes i do i put it like this and i go like that i i put your face out yeah you gotta stick your face out i i put my like if this is the blanket i take my end of the blanket and i like roll it up and put it in between my legs so you're not even under him no i am so i'm under it but like it comes to like up like it fucking curls around me oh okay like a little burrito like a little columbian sardine yeah yeah i love that oh my god you know what i was thinking the other day because i was burning a candle this is so out of left field yeah what the fuck is wax oil isn't it but it's wax though it's not oil oil is liquid it's the liquidy when you harden it it becomes wax like when you burn a candle and then like it's like yeah but at room temperature it's hard you could freeze something really cold to make it hard like where the fuck does wax come from i know there's beeswax but like is that that's not wax wax maybe there's stuff added to it that makes it hard well what the fuck is wax then it's it's oil with some shit but they've had wax you're talking about modern engineered candles they've had candles from fucking the mediterranean no what is medieval

24:01yeah what is that it's just where are they getting medieval wax it's probably oil and some other shit and you just mix it and then it can harden but what i don't know isn't it weird that you can melt melt a candle catch the oil harden it and there's the candle again what's that can you does it all it evaporates eventually it's like a little bit shorter but it's right there you can create a forever candle like if you have like i've seen like there are like candle dishes where it's like a stick on the top and then like a bowl on the bottom and once the stick melts it goes into the bottom and it basically creates a second candle that's kind of cool honestly like i love those long white candles and when they burn and then it gets like like on the sides it looks like halloween it reminds me of like oh like oh there's like an old poisonous woman yes you know then they would give it to us for like our friend went missing in the neighborhood and And they would be like, kids, sit there and don't fucking play with these candles that are in your hand that look awesome.

25:10And we're sitting there and there's a Dixie cup on the bottom of it. And we're like, yeah. Dave Portnoy here. The wait is over. Football is here. And so is DraftKings. DraftKings is now live in all 50 states. One app, every sport nationwide. New DraftKings customers. Sign up with code SPOTIFY. Spend five bucks to get$200 in rewards within 21 days. Includes all markets. That's code SPOTIFY. In partnership with DraftKings, the crown is yours. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. 1-800-MY-RESET. Connecticut, call 888-789-7777. Or visit ccpg.org. On behalf of Boothill Casino in Kansas, FedTax pass-through may apply in Illinois.

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26:20Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I guess a good reason to light them? To vigilize? One time I, uh, I think I walked in the Greek thing. Oh, yeah, the Greeks. They got good candles, too. And they've got a lot of candles, and they smell different from normal candles. They smell like Greek church candles. Yeah. I was baptized in a Greek church, so I know. Why did I walk in that? That was not for me. It was like a cool thing to do. So what Joey's referencing is, Soria, I don't know what it is now, but growing up, it was like the biggest Greek concentrated community outside of Greece. And we had a lot of Greek churches, and what they would do for like...

26:57Easter or something? Easter and I'm sure there were other holidays too they would just do straight full on fucking parades but they would walk like a block and it was like in the middle of the street I remember middle of the street I was at a bar one time and I turned around I was like what's going on I thought it was a cult yeah yeah they were coming for you yeah I was like there's people with candles in the street but they were also short there were like two or three blocks yeah and you would walk and like if you were a part of the Greek church they'd be like and they'd give you a candle and you'd walk the streets with this fucking candle for like saint catherine or saint demetrius definitely wasn't catherine no they got saint catherine churches do they yeah i know saint dimitri oh dimitrius dimitrius thank katharina i mean catherine isn't oh it's katharina yeah i guess uh saint yorgos saint jairo stavros stavros dimitri dimitri stavros yeah yeah yeah but yeah that was naming people i just i i'm not even kidding where i did not i had like fucking 10 minutes where i was like where in god's name does wax come from because everything comes from somewhere i think it's like oils but it's like there's probably other stuff mixed in with it yeah but how did they know that back in medieval times they were mixing all types of shit i mean they figured out how much stuff they made wine how the fuck do you figure that out they just leave this thing they left grape juice for a couple days they were like whoa way is that again But why would they leave it?

28:25Because they've forgotten. Because they're drunk. They also made mead. I want to have mead. It sounds disgusting. It just sounds like a sweeter wine. It sounds like it's like earthy. My friend tried to make mead in his closet once. Who do you hang out with? There's this guy on TikTok that makes mead, but out of different, he'll make a Mountain Dew mead or a fucking grape juice wine like using like store-bought juices and sodas i bet the mountain dew meat is good i can't i can't imagine it's bad it's probably extremely alcoholic i i haven't had a mountain dew and like sit down buy a mountain dew have the whole thing in like 20 years what otherwise did you have like a sip like if someone has a mountain dew and i'm just like oh let me have a sip okay but that mountain do that i had that 20 years ago made quite the impact on me yeah because i to this day have not forgotten it any sort of drink that has like an electric color like a an electric green or electric blue i'm like god that's probably fucking fantastic do you remember mellow yellow what's that it was like the other it was like the other brand drink or what was the x explode or something like that there was like the because you know how it's like pepsi and coke the like other brand Mountain Dew was called like something with an X I remember seeing the bottle and there was just a big black X on it I don't know are you looking that up?

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35:07Chocolate milk? Is it? Yeah. A Yoo-Hoo that you're pulling out of your bag? I would love a Yoo-Hoo right now. I think I've said this before. You probably had the coolest school lunches as a kid because your family is loaded and you have giant balls. Not back. Not when I was little. I didn't have good lunches. I traded up for good lunches. I was a good little trader. Were you that kid that was just like, I'm going to trade this paperclip for this high fee? Paperclips weren't high commodity, but yeah, something like that. Either way, I have a question. Have you ever looked at a couple and went, hmm, are they siblings or are they dating?

35:44Of course. Well, I guess if you're asking, if I'm looking at a couple and I know they're a couple, then I know that they're dating. So I've never done that. I can't even follow the logic You invite him to parties There's this Instagram Page that Posts pictures of couples Or siblings And I want you to decipher if These pairings are Siblings or dating For example These two Are these siblings or are they dating Why does that guy look so familiar Also, why does he look like he's AI created? Wait, that guy looks mad familiar. He actually does look very familiar. Wait, that's Lance Stroll. Is it? Who's that?

36:28An F1 driver? Really? Yeah, there's a comment that says, Lance, what are you doing here? Oh, it is. That is Lance Stroll, right? I was like, what the hell? Am I going nuts? Who's, well, hold on. Oh my God, yes. Lance Stroll, the driver. Oh my God. That's, I knew, I knew for, sorry, hold on. that's Lance Stroll. And he drives for it? You know who he drives for, Joey. You don't want me to do this. Ant, do you know who he drives for? Burr. Come on. Burr? Burr. Burr. Burr. Nice try, idiot. Tell him. We're going to say it at the same time. I mean, come on. Classic. It's a car brand. What color? I mean, who sees color nowadays?

37:14Well, okay. um he can we say it together just so i know that you know i know my fandom is concrete i'm done three two one burr nice try burr nice try um i believe he's canadian that helps so does if he was from i'm not gonna do that well i don't even know what you're saying but like i believe he's canadian so her wearing a giant's hat canadians can drive that's a little joke i don't know why i did that there's nothing about canadians about them not i'll get it down so i'm thinking that these people are dating because she might be from new york but i believe he's canadian what do you think frankie yeah i mean again then he's joey's using context clues here and i i am very appreciative of it uh the new york giants hat if he is canadian uh they don't have football up there uh and but they are sitting mighty like if this is your sister that's a crazy pose yeah i'm going to say dating i'm saying dating too okay whoa dude siblings all right okay i love my siblings i don't know if i love them yeah that's a little lot like that that's too much for me That's a lot.

38:38All right. What about these two? Siblings or dating? These two look familiar too. Am I crazy? Yeah. That guy doesn't ring a bell. Siblings or dating? He looks like a scarecrow to me. He looks like a werewolf as he's about to transform.

39:01Look at his hands. Are his hands not as bigger than his head? i'm gonna say these people are i'm hoping dating but i you know i was thrown off by the last one why are you hoping again that's like a weird pose i would never sit with my sister like this yeah that is a very hands kind of on the side they also don't really look alike yeah they don't look alike at all like normally you could see people and you say like okay i could see the relation there like the features are significantly different. Yeah, I'm going to say that they're... I'm going to say dating. Dating. Dating? Dating. Siblings. That's a...

39:41I'm not saying a pattern here. 0 for 2. 0 for 2. Okay. All right. Jesus Christ. All right. What about... These two? I don't know what they are, dating or siblings-wise, but they're fucking staring at me and I feel a hole being burnt in my forehead. Yeah, this is kind of wild. This is like when you look out and you hear an owl, this is what you expect to see, those eyes. I will say, I'm going to say they're siblings, but if they are dating, they shouldn't. Because clearly they are related. Got it. I will tell you this. If they... Yeah, they look very similar. Like, look at the lips. Yeah, like, they have the same face shape.

40:30Their nose is kind of similar in its build. Listen, man. I think, again, if they are dating, then I think they should both do, like, a 23andMe, and then they will find out that there's something going on. Yeah, I'm going to say siblings here. This guy's going to end up like Frank's family or something. Oh, oh! Why is my family catching strays here? I meant your one uncle or whatever. There was one cousin that did marry another cousin, but he's distant enough that it has no blood bearing on me. These two are Dating Wow Yeah I mean good for them The opposite of what I think The opposite of what you think Yeah That's crazy wow Alright so let's go Why not Here What do you think Hmm Siblings or dating But now you got Now you two are locking in Yeah Yeah I mean Now that we've been wrong about every single one this is like a less uncomfortable pose if you're siblings but still not great there's have you ever heard of this thing that people do where it's like the the like lean challenge in a picture or something like that what is that where it's like they draw a line with the person's like posture and it's like the person that's leaning cares for the person more or something like that i i i don't dark magic obviously i don't know it well enough to be able to describe it but it actually looks like they might have multiple pictures you want to go to the next one do they it might not have the answer okay this help hurt that does look a little dating though like it looks a little like we're dating you know hey we're dating like hey it's us you know us we're dating um okay is there another one or no um there might be one more i don't here we go nope oh they're dating i was right there was a sneaky four down here but i don't know what that last one's for oh it was if they got it they got it oh you got it interesting all right hmm have you ever had like a like a a weird like oh no that's my sister moment or something like that no i think i've told you the story where my sister and i were doing karaoke and we were singing paradise by the dashboard light and then midway through the song had the realization of what the song is about and stopped and just walked off the stage yeah we it was like okay this is yeah we're like oh yeah time to go all right what about here siblings are dating oh that kind of strikes me as siblings wait i'm gonna say siblings because wait there's no way to what the there's no way to tell let's keep that one why there's no like answer oh okay for some reason i was gonna say he kind of looked like kid rock oh all right let's go here siblings are dating oh that's a tough one

43:40um is that a mullet it's a little mullet oh that makes me lean one way a little more that makes me think that there's a possible venn diagram situation going here uh