#557 - An Interesting Love Story

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36:16I don't know A good drunk acting is hard to do So I can imagine that would be impressive You know who played a great drunk? Nick Nolte Killed me in Warrior, oh my god Yeah, he also I think he might actually just be drunk Nick Nolte? Yeah I don't know Mr. Nolte if you're alive well if you're not alive I hope everything is all right I don't know where I'm getting at if if you walked into like your friend invited you over and you walk into their house and their partner is just on a leash you'd be like like they invited you for dinner and they're just oh yeah yeah that would be I I think I would I mean I would just say something right like have to address it I'd be like what the fuck is this like if it was like a ha ha we're just joking around okay but if it's like a no like this is seriously what i'm into i might need to remove myself like just be like all right i'm out i'm not i'm not that's how they got the ditty people because the ditty people didn't say anything i see i would um i would have some questions i'd be like oh what's that about you want to know the ins and outs of their leash play well i i also think that it's a little disrespectful if you're going to do that if you're gonna do some kink stuff in front of company that doesn't know i think that's kind of fucked so let's do one one in the same vein if you go over to someone's house and them and their couple like it's just like oh they uh they wear a diaper i gotta go change them i'll be right back oh man um just go like don't tell me yeah like i personally from what i've learned from doing opl is that people that are in the kink communities think that it's a bad thing if you're just going to like do stuff like that in front of people that have no idea what's going on like you shouldn't do that i mean i mean that that invites the the side sideways looks you know like well yeah that's why i'd be like what is she doing yeah we don't need we don't need all this yeah i don't need all this on the like you could do this in your own time like or just don't invite i don't have to come over let's go up right or just like give me a precursor here just be like hey just let you know my wife and then she's a dog and i'll be like okay is that like a yeah i would i would i would kindly if that were the case i would just be like all right i don't need to come over i don't i'm okay if you can't turn off the dog for an hour and a half that i can come over and hang out for dinner or something i can hang out with the dog with your wife dog brother you cannot why you will not be able to why what am i gonna do you will be very uncomfortable oh yeah and i'll be fine yeah As long as they don't ask me to pet her or him.

38:52Pet her? Yeah, like a dog. And it depends what's happening at dinner. Like if a food bowl comes out, that's when I'd be like, oh, man. Brother, the leash is out. What do you mean if a food bowl comes out? They're there. They're at the fucking, you know, they're at the park. I mean, I'm not going to leave. What am I? I would just say, respectfully, I don't feel comfortable with this. You guys kind of doing this on display. If it's what you do in your own time, that's fine. It's just not for me to be around. Sure. I would just have questions. It's like, all right, if you're going to put it out here, I'm going to ask.

39:22Yeah, let's go. I mean, but that's what they want. They want it to be like, then they get back and it was just like, you left, you are a bad doggie. Yeah. Right. And they were like, that's what they, that you're playing into their game. You're fucking helping with the kink. Because then they're going to be like, Joey thought I was a bad doggie. Well, I didn't say that. I was just asking like, oh, what's going on? Like, is this a joke or whatever? And if it's real and they're like, oh yeah, this is, you know, This is my wife. She likes to be a dog. What would he do if they then full-on pissed on the carpet?

39:54If she ripped a pee? Like on a wee-wee pad. Yeah, I mean, I would... I mean, what is she, naked? In their pants. She peed her pants. Yeah. You're there, brother. Ask your questions. I feel like a skirt scenario would probably make more sense. Oh, I don't... I mean, I feel like nudity is definitely crossing a line. Oh, yeah, that's crazy. That's why I said pants on. But they're like, they make an oopsie. They make an oopsie. Right. You know? Yeah, I mean, I would definitely. The doggy went in the house. I would definitely just be like, yeah, this is like very, there's a lot going on here, sir. Like this is.

40:31You sound like inconsiderate guests is what you sound like, Frankie. I would say. Brother, if that makes me an inconsiderate guest, no problem. I do think it's a little inconsiderate of the host. No, of course. To not give someone a precursor of like. Bro, if I went over to your house and then your fucking partner's there just like tied up and it's just like, yeah, it's just what we do. I'd be like, why would you even ask me to come over? Yeah, this is not the time. Like why? Like exactly. Like that would be like you wanted me to see this. Weird. It'd be such a funny prank too to pull, like invite you guys for dinner and just one of your friends is doing that.

41:07It's like it's all a bit would be great. I mean at this point. if it was one of my friends, I would certainly speak up. I honestly, like, it would need to be someone I know so well that, like, if they told me it was a joke, I'd be like, yeah, I know it's a joke. Because, like, if it was someone that I was, like, teetering on, like, I don't know if this could be a joke or not, that's way worse. How would you feel if I told you that, like, I'm actually into it? Like, we do it. Good for you. I would be so supportive of you and your king. Who's on the leash? Who do you think? It's him, right? It's him, 100%.

41:39It's Dom play.

41:44It's okay. I mean, no, seriously, like I would make it a point to be like over the top supportive. So like there was no room for like, he's judging me. I would legitimately be supportive of whatever that would be for you. But if you came over. But if I came over and it was in the room, I would have to talk with you and just be like, it. Crazy. That's my fucking life. I'm talking about like it being the display. Okay. Like. You'd be like, chill. I would just be like, dude, you didn't need to do this while I was here. So if I told you that, right? If I told you that, I'm like, yeah, we're going to turn it into this thing or whatever.

42:19And then one time you came over and like, it was dog time. I mean, I would hope that you would be able to schedule dog time around your fucking visitors. Yeah, but. Yeah. It's not nap time for a child. You're consenting adults. you can move dog time sometimes you just gotta bark man yeah sometimes it's like it just takes over you it's just you know the bark is bigger than the bite you know yeah the bark is in you forever it's that's one of those stinks you can't get rid of yeah it feels like my fault my bad what would you do if like another universe you're going on dates with people and they're like i'm a a reformed doggy reformed like i used to be into like doggy king play i don't do that anymore i'm first of all is this a first date yeah this is a an electric first date yeah this is what i'm looking for yeah i i i mean we would have tons of questions i would be like yo what are we talking about here that wouldn't be like an immediate like all right respectfully i'm bowing out oh why come on personally i'm imagining this person is fucking shitting on the sidewalk and stuff like that you You go right to defecation.

43:30There's a lot more. The pup is like you jump over stuff. You like to wear a collar. Whatever. Remember girls wear chokers? What's the difference? I remember. I very much so remember Julia Stiles. Trust me. Chokers were the thing. She had hundreds of those, dude. Any fucking premiere she was in. Do you remember the black ones that were kind of like lace it looked like? It was like this. Yeah. Julia Stiles. Pull up any picture of Julia Stiles from the mid-2000s, and I can almost guarantee she had one of those on. I liked them. I remember they made them for ankles, too. Did they? Yeah. Whenever girls wore those in middle school, I was like, I kind of like this.

44:13All pictures of not. Not in a single one. I mean, there's a necklace. Just type in choker. I don't know if that's what we should be putting out there. Aren't those what those are called? Chokers? Yeah, they are. I think so. You don't have to put it in. Is that right? Yeah, something like that. Plan B is a backup birth control option that's there for you when things don't go according to plan. It specifically works after unprotected sex and before pregnancy occurs by temporarily delaying ovulation. Plan B is available nationwide at all major retailers and through delivery apps like DoorDash. No ID, prescription or age requirement.

44:49It's the number one OBGYN recommended brand of emergency contraception and it won't impact your future fertility. That's freedom to be. Use as directed. Honestly, even when the search is specific, still not there. So I've seen so, I feel like I've seen so many. I'm sorry, I'm wrong. You can't get the Julius Stiles choker out of your brain. I guess so, yeah. I saw her in that one movie and I was just like, that's every picture now. Save the Last Dance? Save the Last Dance. There was a movie she did that was called, I think it was called like, was it Misery? 10 Things They Hate About You? No, there was another one where she like played like a bad kid.

45:26I think it was 10 Things They Hate About You. No, no, no. No, there was another one. Fuck. I think it was called Misery. Not to confuse it with the Kathy Bates. Kathy Bates Misery. I mean, I'm not going to ask you to look up Julia Stiles' filmography, but I remember it was always on RCN at the time. No, we're past that. You go on a date and someone's like, oh, I used to be into pup play. Not that they are currently, but they're – But if it got to the point where I had to back out of it, I'd be like, it got bad, dude. Or maybe they're just not into it anymore. Maybe the pup left. The pup ran off.

46:00What happened? I feel like if you're committing to pup play, you know you're in for the whole shebang. You think it's a lifelong thing? I imagine. I'm sure you could grow out of it, sure. But what happened in that person's life that made them go, I'm wiping my paws with this one. I'm out. Well, dogs age faster. So maybe, you know, just get out of it faster. You get too big for the yard. Yeah. I think that maybe it was like some, maybe what if she was just indulging in what her partner at the time was into? Like he was really into pup play. So she was like, all right, I'll pop it up. It's just, it's, it's, it's a very strange thing to me.

46:41I would respect that crazy. If she was like, I wasn't really the OG pup. I respect people having their thing wholeheartedly. I think like there's a level for it that personally I would not be able to look past. It would just be too, it's too weird of a thing for me. and weird in not a non-disrespectful sense that like it would just be hard for me to not like I'm an overthinker. You know I'm an overthinker. It would be hard for me to not look past. To look past that. Excuse me. Does it matter if she was a cat instead of a pup? Oh, good question. That's a really great question. It would almost be worse if she's a cat.

47:15I think because cats have more like licking of themselves and hairball things and litter boxes. Wait, you're saying the cat's worse? I think it's a little deeper in there, you know? Okay. It would be a wonderful conversation. Yeah. Have you guys talked to a former puppy on OPL? Yeah. And? No, they were a current. They were barking it up. Uh, no. It's more of like there's masks. We looked them up once on the show. Oh, yeah, we looked them up once. Yeah, I remember. I remember the masks. Yes, I remember when we looked up those masks. So you wear the masks? Not cheap. No. Bro, it's leather. It's artisan artwork.

47:56Yeah. I mean, it's tough. Artisan crafted doggy mask. There's a market for sure. Good. Listen, all the power to, I also would say like, what I was going to say is like, if she was like, I wasn't the OG pup, my partner at the time was really into it. So I indulged. I'd be like, that's fire. It's cool. I hear what you're saying. Yes, sure. Fine. But if they were to say like, I bowed out, my question hung up the pause. I would be like, why, why did she hang up the pause? Why are you no longer? Oh, she's like, I just wasn't that into it. I was into it for him. Yeah, and then they broke up, and now you're not into it.

48:31But that gets to a breaking point. Am I making sense by saying that? What gets to a breaking point? If you get to the point where it's like, I wasn't that into it, it's like, all right, something happened or almost happened to put you into that breakup. It was like, I'm no longer with the pup guy, and I don't need the pup. I got the mask just in case. Just cause she nibbled a little bit in the pub doesn't mean she went full pup I mean maybe she went full pup Maybe she did First of all I would respect that I actually wouldn't respect just being One foot in one foot out of the pup You're gonna pup or you're not gonna pup Yeah go pup go full pup Go full pup if you're gonna pup pup The point that I was trying to make I was trying to review the fucking Withering Heights movie and summarize it How the fuck did we get the pup player?

49:15Alright here we go From what you said Stinky Jacob Elordi gets found by middle class fucking Margot Robbie. Yeah, it's raining. Raining. Mist everywhere. Always someone is wet. Yeah. And then? She's like, he's like, oh, you know what? Fuck this. I'm out. Because you like fucking rich guy and you only want to be with him for status. And then he comes back. He's like, guess what? Now I'm the status. Yeah. And fuck you. So I'm going to take his fucking sister and I'm going to make her bark like a puppy. Yeah. And I'll show you Margot Robbie. I'm no longer that stinky little sad boy that soiled his pants all the time.

49:55Now I'm fucking prim and proper and probably wearing an ascot. Maybe. If there's not an ascot in that movie, there's lanterns. Oh, there's ascots. Okay. And then it's like, you know what? You stayed a piece of shit for too long. I'm Margot Robbie. I'm dying. I'm dead. now I stink and you're now rich and miserable because you didn't you didn't decide to be a good guy essentially but they all they loved each other throughout crazy but they smelled like shit they never smelled like shit at the same time that's what I'm getting here is that at different points different people had different stinks they never matched their stink up to go full stink together they never sent the stink it's like he's like oh I'm a little kid I smell like shit and she's just like alright I don't and then I smell like shit but you smell better because now you use hot baths and stuff because you're rich and British now you're not listening but he's actually he's actually speaking thank you so like the message of this story the moral of this story is match the stink if love is more powerful than stink love is more powerful yeah well love overpowers the stench of love is better than the stench of dog shit now your point is reversed i think yeah yeah you were building to the well no they were fighting their love when and then because of doing that they both have different instincts you did have something i still got it it's like right right people wrong time is what he was Nat I think.

51:34Right stink wrong time. No. Wrong stink wrong time. I tried. It's not about to stink at all. Tried my best. I mean when you got a little smelly like dog shit Jacob Elordi. I can't even do it. What could you possibly be writing over there? Uh right stink wrong time. Got it. I imagine that Mr. Elordi, first of all, don't beat me up because you're like 6 '12 and probably could wipe the floor with me. That would just be seven foot. Yeah. I'm not saying you stink. Your character probably smelled like dog shit. Yeah. Was this the interviews where Margot Robbie was essentially saying like, oh, I yearn for him still or something?

52:20Yeah, I think that's like a whole marketing thing that they do now in Hollywood where it's like, oh, if you make it seem like the actors are in love, and people will go see the movie. Like, will they, will not they? Yeah, that type of shit. All right. I didn't love that. I know, like, there were some other... It's also weird. There were some other awkward, like, press junkets and stuff like that, too. Like, the famous one was the one last year with Pedro Pascal and Vanessa Kirby for Fantastic Four, where, like, she's, like, stroking his back, and, like, he's like, well, no, it's all right, guys, because I have anxiety, and she's helping me.

52:57yeah i mean i have no i like i don't know like if that if that isn't a marketing thing like that would be so weird because she's married you know what i mean i'm like i agree this is a weird comment yeah and i'm sure he was lurching around with someone at that time too lurching lurch like tall yeah yeah you know lurch adam's family good job dude i know snapping so you crushed that You absolutely crushed that Snapping? No, the knowing that it's from the Addams family Oh yeah, there's only one lurch in the world Alright Is that an actual verb? Lurch? Lurk But I was lurching in reference to the fact that he's giant And jury's out on if he actually does stink He looks like he smells good Not in the movie While he's fucking always soaking wet Wearing old timey English clothes there's no chance he smelled good.

53:54I know. And he was chopping a lot of wood. When he gets angry, he chops wood in that movie. He gets pissed and he starts chopping wood. Okay. When was the last time you chopped wood, Frankie? Not that long ago. He has a fireplace. Oh. Well, no, my fireplace now is gas. But like at the lake, like five years ago, I was chopping wood. If that, maybe even sooner. I don't even know the last time I chopped wood. I would chop wood at my friend's Long Island house And it's just one of those friends where his dad would trick me into doing manual labor His dad That was my dad Big time dude Big time His dad is like masterful at it His dad will just ask you like When he says masterful it's really disrespectful No no no It's masterful You don't know it's coming And you know it's coming But you don't know that it's right now Well because you would think that he had the wherewithal to know that the kids that stayed up until 4 a.m.

54:49drinking don't want to be up at 9 a.m. to flip a dock. Whoa. Brother. Whoa, that's a flip a dock. Dude, not an exaggeration either. Like, 30 by 30 square pressure-treated wooden docks with barrels tied underneath them. And then it's like, let's make a bunch of 11-year-olds flip this. Well, we were like 20 at the time. Yeah, we were. I'm joking. And then it's like, the best way to flip it is to get it straight up and then walk it down. Yo, this thing weighed like 5 ,000 pounds and there's 20, 20 year olds like trying to figure it all out. It was tough, dude. Yeah. I remember one time I was, I was staying at Aspo's house and it was like dinner time and we were out on the lake.

55:36So we're like, all right, we're going back. And I was like, I'm just going to swim back. So I swam back and like, there's like a little beach by Frank's house. So that's where I got out because it was like too far to get all the way to Espo's house. I was like, fuck that. As I get out, his dad's like, can you just help me? I think there's a hole in this thing. In like one of the things. I'm like, yeah. Hour and a half. Looking for this hole. And he's like, you put water. Water and soap and you see where it bubbles. Yeah, classic. It was like an hour and a half. Love Frank to death though. Well, was there a hole?

56:08Yeah, there's certainly. Was that you? Did you hear that? Did your balls just drop out of your pants? The giant bank? Was there a hole? Yeah. I was like What the fuck was that That was crazy It was like The start of like A fucking like Techno song He doesn't listen to techno No I don't listen to techno Would you go Like if we were like In Berlin Would we go to like A deep house Like fucking Let me tell you The places I don't want To be most on the planet Really Yeah Just for the experience So I can go listen To fucking Diplo Diplo Why don't you shut up And Diplo To suck these nuts baby

56:49I don't even like that one You don't need to like it It's there Ant Would you kindly Wow did you start the techno thing? Yeah right Yeah you gotta hit him with a got him That was pretty good Got him so good baby Got him so good Dip low and suck these balls Yeah yeah yeah That's not bad That's not bad I think that's a pretty good one And I like was calm during it I didn't I didn't like stumble my way through it as I was calm during it as I've done so many other times yeah well did I get you with that one where you were like did you see it coming no there was it was very fast I'm so glad he fired off because he got a little excited about the techno thing and then it just it all yeah no I cannot imagine wanting to go to like an electronica are we going are we where he's going like are we in the cool area or are we just going I'm not going Oh, well, yeah.

57:41He's not going. He's not going. I'm saying, like, are we just going and being in the pit? I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. Also, I don't want to, like, hear a DJ just going like, Come fucking do it! Come on! They're German. Oh, so. Yep. It's like. No. The same voice. Very Euro. Yes. Electronic. No, I did it again. Fuck I can't buy my German. We'll start with a different German then go. I can't find my like you want me to Okay, go to electronica now bring it over now fucking go to electronica No, it wasn't working there. Sorry. I Can't find my German You would go yeah, dude. I mean I'm there might as well I don't know how like, you know, it's not like I'm the lights and the lights and the like alone would give me a heart attack.

58:40Yeah, yeah. It would be intense. That would be a lot. There'd be a lot of mist there too. Maybe Stinky Jacob Elordi's also there. Get to the ads. I'd wear like a fishnet shirt. Yeah. You know what I mean? You're trying to introduce fishnets as a normal part of your wardrobe. He is, right? He is. How am I doing that? And it's fair because you do have the build for it. How am I doing that? Well, you're experimenting with fishnets. you want to mention that well you wore you wore one to the iheart uh podcast awards that's right it wasn't really fishnet i mean brother adjacent it was adjacent it was closer to fishnet than anything that either of us anything that i've ever worn in my entire life you couldn't give your jacket away you know yeah it was get to these ads we'll talk about your fishnet obsession after this.

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1:02:04Okay. That is Nutrium spelled N-A-T-U-R-I-U-M.com slash basement to get 10 % off of the Glow Getter bundle today. You're welcome. Alright? Alright. That's for your skin. Back to Joey's fishnet. He's now... Is it getting to the point? Because this is the second time he's brought it up. Well, you wore it the first time, and now you're bringing it up like, wear a fishnet. When do we label him fishnet, Joe? It was more just a lapse of fishnet judgment, I feel, for a second. I don't think... By the way, the most frustrating part of this is you pulled it off and you look good. If you look bad, I wouldn't be making fun of you for it.

1:02:45Actually, I would, but just not as intensely. Okay. So, like, if you're trying to just soft launch... It wasn't really fishnets. If you're trying to soft launch fishnets, that's fine. I support you. Just let us know so we don't make fun of you and make you feel bad about what you're wearing. I don't believe that about you. What? What does that mean? I'm wearing blue. I said you looked like Cookie Monster. Twice. Sue me. I made an observation. Twice with intent. With malintent. The intent was to show you that I know Cookie Monster colors. I don't think that you can hear yourself speak sometimes, buddy.

1:03:21You're damn right. I don't need to listen to myself speak. You love it. No. I don't need to listen. If you're trying to make fishnets work, I just want you to know you look good when you wore them, and I support it. I don't consider that fishnet. It's porous a bit. but it's not like fishnets like you could see through it it's like jeff hardy that was more i guess he's right but fishnets are more if i was wearing a fishnet shirt you'd see my nipples brother we we didn't not see your nipples saw my nipples it was there was nipples about like you know what nipple there what was that oh oh he knows where your nipples are yeah forget him maybe did we know someone who was like i'm really good at this i can tell you where your nipples are.

1:04:09Some girl. Yeah, it's like a... Wait, what? I just did an anime move on you, but that's how you do it. Center chest. Boop. Nipples right there. Is that true? Wait, so center chest. Yep. Nipple. No. Well, no, no. I mean, you're not really... You could see where Ryan is. I'm fucking cockeyed. Your shirt's almost fishnet. Like this? No, it's a white t-shirt. Like this? Yeah. And then I, what, bend my hand? Yeah, and then, boop, should be right there. That is my nipple. No. Also no. I don't know how center chest you are, but... Brother, I know my chest. He is center chest. Yeah, you drop it? I think I am.

1:04:51Come here. Try it. All right. Because I'm doing it. Let's see. And be on it. And don't actually pinch my nipple, please, because I fucking hate my nipples. All right, so... Get in the center of that thing. Here's my center chest. It's like this? That's not my center chest, brother. Brother, it's... Okay, you drop nipple. He got you? That one he got. The other one is fucking lazy eye. It's looking around. That's kind of a crazy... Why do you know that? This kid loves nipples. Why do you know that this thing... Sometimes you just know things. Were you breastfed? I think so. That's how he knows. He's like, Mom, just wait there.

1:05:36yeah too much um that's just one of those things that you know gave everyone an image of that i was breastfed you were breastfed too right yeah what's wrong with that now you got someone against breastfed people i also don't know if i was i assume last child i feel like usually maybe not breastfed yeah i mean i was lucky i was fed at all right at that point your mom's gonna hear that she'd be like joey tell the people that i fed you appropriately no my mom fed us you were very you were you you were nourished yeah you were i got you liz don't worry i'm not gonna allow him to drag your name on a fucking podcast um how did we get there we were talking about your fishnet obsession oh my nipples fishnet session right my nipples were not out that's the thing They were like there, you know, like when a room is completely dark, your eyes adjust to the light and you can see a little.

1:06:39You know what I'm saying? You could probably see like there is some sort of shadow if I squint and that's where his nipple is. But it's not like it's like out. I need to see. I don't think pictures will do it justice. I need to see the shirt that you had purchased. It's the easiest solution. We'll just go win another award and he'll just wear it. I could wear it on the show Wear it on the show I mean Oh god As if you need to look better I'm gonna get to wear a jacket

1:07:09Someone's playing dice Dropping fucking Yeah that scared me There was a sound that sounded like Dumbbells And a little girl Yeah that's why I don't like it Yeah that is scary Squeaking and hearing like a little girl Laugh or something Sometimes Sometimes when you both leave And I'm here It could get really dark in here Bro, it gets mad dark in here. Really? Well, because we black everything out. Oh, yeah. Bro, at night, when I have left this place and shut all the lights, I'm like, I legitimately can't see a thing. I call the elevator first and get that light, and then I throw the lights and go in.

1:07:40Yes. I get scared. Were you the kid that ran up the stairs in the basement? Like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I still have to mentally make it a point to be like, I'm a grown. I'm grown. Yeah, like, there's nothing down here. This is my house. But then one time something did fall over, and that scared me. um do you still go up the stairs on your like hands sometimes oh yeah no i don't have access to that many stairs no i don't like i live in an apartment with no stairs um you don't do it you know i i i'm not like i used to do it and be like i'm pikachu but like yeah but like i i haven't done that i can't even tell you last time i did that damn that's the sad part dude speaking of sad i saw a fucking tiktok recently and it really sent me down a bad path and it was like it was so sweet it really i'm so sensitive these days for some reason but it was a guy who had a lovely voice and he was singing frank sinatra my way to a bunch of old ladies in a retirement home oh i saw that and there was that one woman that was just like she was like mouthing the lyrics and i was like this is breaking my heart yeah Because he's going like, and now the end is near.

1:08:48Well, yeah. I mean, that's kind of fucked up to sing that to a bunch of old people. That's what I mean. Well, the comments were saying that. Like, hey, guess what? You're going to die soon. So I face the final curtain. And she's like singing along. I'm like, oh, my God. She knows she's going to die soon. And like, that's just so sad. The comments, though, he was like, because people were saying that. And the kid wrote, this was a request. Someone requested it. Someone requested. yeah because just going in there and firing off songs about being close to the end is crazy but yeah it just made me cry and then i saw a bunch of sad videos bro i saw one like two days ago that was like and it was like a news story someone did it was like an old man had lost his wife and he was just like grumpy and miserable and pissed and then he was in a grocery store and like a little girl like asked him for a hug and he was like i had never i had i literally was living to like living to die waiting to die and then this little girl just asked me for a hug and like they like bonded and like would like spend time together and stuff like that don't even i have chills oh he's going i literally have chills also i saw this other thing and this i i was uh i was a fucking mess bro i was a mess watching this uh i'm not even gonna pull the video because i'm i'm legitimately gonna cry i mean that one i won't talk about i'll talk about the other you know what we're gonna talk about both just do it maybe who cares this is the tail end of the there's a there's a video that this one got me going i'll just read it but because it's just a video of like a bunch of kids that are they look like they're in their early 20s okay hugging this woman and it says two years ago on mother's day we said goodbye to my brother after his battle with cancer today for the second year in a row his friend surprised my mom for mother's day a beautiful reminder that love lives on through the people he touched right right so i see this video and it's like all the kids are there and they're hugging the mom and then they're in her like driveway and they're just playing basketball the next video is some guy talking about that video and then like he adds in that oh it's such a sweet thing because her mom because the mom gets to watch the kids through the window playing in the driveway playing in the driveway and it reminds her of like her son and and i'm like fuck this app that's beautiful fuck this app to hell that is beautiful yeah i mean every now like i said every like month and a half my my algorithm just becomes like we're gonna make you cry and fucking hard and fat dude like there was one where it was like and i've seen this sentiment like other people have posted it as well and it's just like like uh you know like the the the music for oh you've never seen inside out the fact that you have not watched inside out bro that first movie is going to fucking ruin you i can't it's going to ruin you but it's like the the music from inside out and it's like kids playing and it's like when i'm 80 this will be what i dream about and it's like their kids and stuff like that and yeah it's so fucked dude you You know it's crazy and you'll get there when you have kids.

1:11:56You can't have kids and like just be happy about having kids. The internet needs to consistently remind you of like, they're not gonna be this young forever, cherish it now. They're only gonna, you're gonna remember this and miss it one day and it's like, I fucking know that. Yeah. Shut up, asshole. I saw this other video. That's it, that's all I got. And it was, it was, it was so nice but it just like enraged me afterward too it was this little girl and she's at disney or whatever and it says watch my daughter who has recently started to experience body image she's fucking eight by the way watch my daughter who has recently started to experience body image issues and questioning if she's pretty see herself as a disney princess and apparently they do like a it's like a man thing yeah yeah and then they turn her around and she lights up and i'm very happy and i'm like this is so cute and then i remember the beginning of that and i'm like who do we kill yeah big time who's causing the body image issues yeah who needs to get run over by a monster truck oh what's going on that'd be a good way to get them yeah uh i am fully those disney videos get me because there was one day ruby was like can i see videos of disney princesses and I was like sure yeah no problem I like went on TikTok I typed like Disney princess and it's you know little kids yeah meeting Disney princesses oh and she's like enamored because in her head she's like they're in movies and they're in real life and then they're there and like I can maybe one day and I'm fucking hysterically crying yeah and she's and all she does is she looks at me and she's like are you crying yeah and i'm like yeah i am dad that crying a big deal i was talking to my dad because my dad went a couple years ago with my my nephews my sister and them and he said like seeing the kids make that connection in real life like it melts any of the toughest people in the world no like i just the toughest people in the world some of those videos are so fucking you know know there's a rule that like they can't break the hug first love that shit good love that bro listen disney we could be critical of of so many things we can be very critical of so many things the immersion that they want the the experience they want to create i haven't experienced it yet but from what i understand the experience they want to create for children going to the parks and stuff like that you have to tip a cap to that yes maybe it's because they want to come back and spend all their money whatever but it does mean something you know what i mean no it's unbelievable dude the videos there's like compilations of children meeting like disney characters and i'm like oh my god dude i'm never gonna stop crying never gonna stop rob zombie never gonna stop but never gonna stop.

1:14:51A name I haven't even thought about. Dragula! I remember Dragula, but I never... Bro. I was thinking of Never Gonna Stop because it was Edge's theme song. You think you know me? Oh, I'm a Durango. Only 95. Take me to the wrong dead, bro. And I'm on the line. Dude. bro you don't know Rob Zombie do you I know of you he made some movies right why do I know Dragula was that in a video game or something it probably was it probably was Dragula is such a good song I know so many songs I never otherwise would have known because of video games so Dragula is probably there Madden another one never scared that was a banger that I knew period but like I remember like Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 had a bunch of like those songs Goldfinger which one was that?

1:15:52oh fuck what's the song? what's the Goldfinger song? you'll remember it because it's from the Tony Hawk's Tony Hawk's Goldfinger song if it's the one I'm thinking of I just didn't know the name it's probably that one it's the one that I'm thinking of

1:16:15Now here I am Doing everything I can Oh no, that's another one Superman

1:16:24That was in Tony Hawk The one that I'm thinking of It's just like I think it's the CKY song Where they had it in their videos Where it's just like

1:16:40You definitely know it What's CKY? CKY was the group of skaters like Bam Margera, Ryan Dunn, Deco, and all them that made those videos before they were jackass. Damn. No, I don't know that one. But yeah, the Goldfinger song. I mean, the famous ones are all of MVP Baseball 2005. Tessie. I got a funny little feeling. I listened to that album recently, and someone was like, Becca was just like, what the fuck are you listening to? And I was just like Because it was on opening day The day Like baseball Opening day And I was just like I'm in the moon I'm cooking hot dogs I'm throwing on fucking MVP baseball The bravery You know MVP baseball soundtrack Yeah Oh it's so good What year was that?

1:17:222004? 2005 2005 It was the year after Because the year before Is when the Red Sox won My god though There you go Let's go listen to some Tony Hawk Pro Skater Fucking There's probably some

1:17:39You remember that one? No. You don't know what the hell we're talking about. Go play your Marriott card, dweeb. I have to. You have to? Mm-hmm. Oh, the card-a-thon's coming up, right? Yes, it is. Oh, you got to practice? I do. Well, no, but... You guys are showing up, right? You let me know when and where, baby. I'll pull up. Let him know where. Yeah, he knows where. Yeah, everyone knows. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's fair. It's at your house. What's the address one more time? Also, what's going to happen if I just stomp out your controller? We'll have a spare just in case. Things get a little... I might just show up just to ruin the stream.

1:18:19Oh. Oh, good. He's going to kick over your whole streaming setup. That would do it. No, I'll play the voice notes I have of you saying all those Hispanic slurs at me. Now you're the victim of this. Yeah. I'm glad it's moved on from me. Yeah. Now I'm just the blue guy. Anything. Any, any, anything. Yeah, I'm not. I got to chill. Anything. Any, anything. I got to chill. Well, I guess that's it for this episode. Thank you guys so much for watching and making this far. Frank, where can they? Frank Alvarez everywhere. Go check out the Patreon, patreon.com slash The Basement Yard. And, in fact, you can find The Basement Yard all over social media.

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