#562 - Should We Call The Doctor?

27:29So bad. Anita who, Frank? Whoa, whoa, whoa. I need a break from you sucking my nuts.

27:46Oh my god.

27:51That was such a bad attempt. I just had to slam dunk and play. At least you played along. Yeah, no problem. I appreciate that. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh god. It's still good. I don't deserve it. I don't deserve it. I'm not going to do the official. I will get you officially soon. We'll see. I will get you officially soon. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't want to make you have to play around because then you're going to give me a tonguing. Enough with this tonguing, dude. Don't look at me. He said it. Speaking of, did you? I don't know. This is speaking of. It's kind of. Well, this is a wild episode. Start with digging stuff out of your ass.

28:29Your fingers are sore from going in his. then you're tonguing him when I'm not here. But then also, first of all, crazy sentence. Did you guys see Tom Brady's new coconut water company? I think it is coconut. It's called Good Nut. What are we doing, Thomas Brady? Tom. Thomas. You're, like, all you had to do was just quit five years ago, dude. Good Nut? He has, like, done so much to fuck up his image in the last five years. What'd he do? Well, this sucks. Good Nuts, a crazy name. He's trying to be, like, cool. Like, he did, like, a set at the Kevin Hart roast, and it was just like, oh, just be Tom Brady.

29:11Don't be that. Don't try to be cool. You're cool because you're Tom Brady. I don't think he fucked up his name. Oh, I think he looks like a goober now. I don't even know what that word means. A goober? What's a goober? It's hard to explain, but you know a goober when you see and hear of a goober. Would I if I have no idea what it is? Good nut. Good nut is crazy. Way to go, Tom. Is there a slogan that I don't want to know? Uh, I don't even know. I did see there was a slogan, yes. And it's like a mouthful of flavor or something like that. Stop. I'm not kidding. A mouthful of flavor? Thomas. It might even be worse than that.

29:52Imagine walking into a store and be like, do you guys have any good nut? That's a wild thing. Dude, you're Tom Brady. You could be cool. You don't need to. It's a delicious mouthful. I got it. It's a delicious mouthful is nuts. Like, are we just immature and all we're thinking about is jizz? No. I mean, if he didn't, he's like, he's. They know what they're doing with this. He knows what he's doing, dude. Yeah. He's like, all right. Do we need another coconut water? Do we? Do we? And do we need it to be called nuts? Like, why do you need to? Why does it? Why can't it just be called like Coco Fresh?

30:28Start your own. I should. It would be better. Have you ever drank coconut water out of a coconut? No. I have. Oh, Aruba? No. Jamaica? I just chopped into a coconut with a little hand axe. Oh, I have done that. I've gotten them from the store. I have. Yes, I have. Oh, really? Yeah. I've never done it. It's good. It tastes better. It is. It's tasty. Is it cold? No. I mean, unless you put it in the fridge. is it weird that i used to think that breast milk was cold yep um i understand why you've probably had it cold but like it is wait aren't you supposed to have it warm it comes i mean you can freeze it and then put in the fridge and right but anytime you drink it it's warm you could or you could just keep it cold i think wait that's what we did oh i mean i don't know i thought it was i thought you like had to warm it or like room temperature like it has to be a temperature or something for the baby.

31:25Yo, breast milk is fucking cool, dude. Breast milk is mad cool. Cures like eczema. Dude, it like is literal like liquid gold. Yeah. There was someone like, I remember. Did you taste it a little bit? Did you taste it a little bit? I didn't taste any. No, I didn't taste any. Why? I had no desire. Loser. Why? Why? It's right there. I was letting my children have it. The people that needed it. Not me. Yeah. Hold on, daughter. Let me. I'm not saying drink the bottle. I mean, but even the smallest drop, that was hers, not mine. This sucks from Tom Brady. This absolutely sucks. We're back on Tom Brady.

32:10I just, I feel like you don't look at this and just go like, that's something a loser would do. No. Why? I don't know why. I think it's a crazy name. I think it's a crazy name. I'm going to start a coconut water company and I'm going to make it called Good Nut. Oh, what are you drinking there? You're drinking my Good Nut? That's what he's doing, dude. You're Tom Brady. You're already cool. You're already cool. I don't think he's trying to be cool. I definitely think he's trying to be cool. But what is cool? What do you mean? I think it's just a marketing thing. Yeah, I think it's like everyone's going to talk about it like we are now because it's called Good Nut.

32:45Yeah, but people are going to look at it and be like, Tom Brady, That's something that a loser does I'm gonna start A brawl company And it's gonna be called Fat Knockers That's dumb Brother What was the name for boobs on the other Kerbangers So good Where was that that we heard that It was on the show Was it on the show Yeah we were doing names of something I don't know Oh no it was the toys is the old toys. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kerbangers. I'm shocked that you hear this and you don't think like, that's kind of a dweeb move. It doesn't feel like dweeby. It feels like a cheap marketing thing. Which is a dweeb move.

33:31I guess. That's genius to me. I mean, it would be more dweeby if you needed like 420, 69. You know what I mean? Just as loserish in my opinion because it's called good nut. It's a delicious mouthful. That's wild. just dude you're tom brady it's kind of weird that the marketing team there would be like like don't you think like i get it you get people talking about it but like are people gonna not drink it because they're like oh there's an association now you know what i mean i mean honestly if you're like a conspiracy theorist or someone that is like not as trustworthy of you know trusting of like big brands there'd be a part of me that'd be like i'm gonna wait a couple years in order to try this to make sure it goes through like the proper fda channels because like what if they do a test in two years and be like tom brady dragged his nuts through every single barrel of these drinks frank how could that possibly be on your mind i'm confused are you hoping he did you just said that there's like an association yeah an association with the name yeah not that there's actually like maybe what would you do if what if you found out that you had two cans of this and you were like you know what i actually liked tom brady's good nut yeah and then after you're done tonguing him right you know and then i would sue yeah because that's a full crime but you're not worried about that i'm not really also i'm pretty sure you can't sell beverages unless they are approved like that yeah i mean i i'm sure but like you'd be worried that there's actually jizz in it if he's a dweeb enough to call it good nut i could see him be like oh what if i just like dip my testes in it i don't know man so it's a big jump so you're saying it's a big FDA conspiracy to make us all taste Tom Brady's nuts.

35:32Yeah, dude. It could be. You don't think so? What's your biggest fear? That. What is your biggest fear? Drinking something and being like, you don't remember years and years and years ago where like people were posting pictures of like, they took a drink of a, you know, Arizona iced tea. And then like inside there was like a dead mouse or something like that. oh I didn't even see that you've never seen that? no you don't remember that? you remember that right? McDonald's it's like this is actually a chicken's head yeah like something like that like if like he if he's selling something he's like I'm gonna get people a ha ha good nut there's a chance that he could be like what if I just drag my nuts through it?

36:12I don't think that he's in the factory making the thing I guarantee he's stopped there at least once and that's all it takes one small tea bag dip yeah it's possible dude and then he's gonna pay off everyone this is why the rich are evil joey this is why you're fucking you're part of the problem here because then he'll just pay off anyone he'll be like you didn't see me dip my nuts in that coconut water right so don't even fucking don't even tell anybody how much is he how much would he have to give you to not say something i would say something no matter what because the harm that it would do to the consumers is worth telling.

36:51So what's the number? 20 million. Yeah.

36:57Yeah. Like, I don't know. Am I crazy for thinking that's a dweeb move? No, I think it's like, I mean, I don't know. To me, again, the first thing that popped into my mind was like, some people are just going to be like, I'm not going to drink this. It's like a weird name. The association's kind of gross. Would you do that? Do what? Would you be an investor in Goodnut? No. Because of the reason I'm saying. Like, I think that people will make an association of like, oh, it's kind of gross. It just, like, hurts. Like, I think out the gate you get a lot of people talking about it, but long term you're kind of like, eh.

37:34I didn't expect Tom Brady to have such a good sense of humor. Like, even be attached to it, it would be a good sport about it, you know what I mean? But that's the thing is, I'm not getting good sport out of him. Like, he was one of those people that during the roasts, like, he looked upset. well he also probably didn't name it like he's just a face of a company that's existing okay that's almost worse because like you're seeing like hey tom we want you to be the face of this company what's it called good nut uh hold on the slogan a delicious mouthful that's when you you have no association with them you could pull back i mean you could if they told him like you were going to give you some equity in this company you're going to do a commercial with them we're gonna pay you this amount of money and then but it's tom brady it's not like he's hurting yeah but he's doing okay yeah but no one everyone who's successful like that like they'll do invest in new projects i don't know i just got in the the sense that he's just kind of turned into a bit of a dweeb wow over the last couple years like he was tom brady he was he is the greatest living football player to like alive right now arguably you know like you could have just rode off into the sunset and just been tom brady and now he's like ah i'm gonna do this good nut i don't really have a problem with people trying new stuff but that's not that's an oversimplification of what i'm saying i'm saying like oh so he has to be the football player no no no no no but like that's an example like when he went and did the kevin hart roast it was like a little cringeworthy he did that because the year before i know i know that's why he was there but like like he was trying to be like edgy and it's just like oh dude just just he's not writing those jokes i know but just be tom brady dude what does that mean though just be tom brady what you're telling him to do is shut up and dribble and that's crazy that's not what i'm saying so what are you saying then i'm just saying don't be tom brady mean don't be a dweeb good nut or like trying to be like an edgy comedian now i'm not saying he is a show i hate that shut up and dribble thing.

39:35Don't get me started on that. But like, don't try to be edgy Tom Brady. Just be fucking NFL legend. Edge Lord. What if Tom Brady, when he was younger, he was like, man, I want to be the greatest football player ever. And I want to start this wonderful coconut water brand. And you're just crushing his dreams. You know what? I can crush his dreams. What if it was deep ingrained into his DNA that this is what he is. If that is deep ingrained, he's had enough success that he could be humbled somewhere else. Hey, sorry, Tom, I will take your good nut dreams from you. Well, that's another sense. There's no way this episode, by the way.

40:21Oh, no, no, no. We've joked about not this one. No, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gone. Fully gone. Frankie He is a hater. Sure. Okay. It's Tom Brady. He fucking crushed my dreams. Oh, Jets fans. He crushed my dreams for decades, dude. I could have one instance. This guy ripped so much life out of every Jets fan and every fucking AFC. Not really NFC fan, but how many dreams has Tom Brady crushed? None of mine. Someone fuck you. Giants fan Fuck you all the way Respect You don't get to be in on that You love nobody Aren't you a Jets fan? No, I'm not Oh my god Don't do that to me I don't know There's one fandom It's not mine I like the Giants Oh Especially like from 2007 To like 2012 I like the When they were winning Yeah Got it Exactly Let me guess You like the Yankees From 95 to 2009 2011 That's a pretty big stretch 2001 I lost then 2000?

41:30It's a hell of a year though Well All I'm saying Jets fan It makes sense I didn't put that together Until just now I mean If anyone If anyone Could be humbled I can fucking humble Tom Brady here Me The podcaster Also you brought up The What was the Chinese toilets The Chinese are at it again Dude Whoa They they made a toilet that comes to your bed and like it's like a chair so it was like at like a tech show and it's like a robotic toilet and it pulls up on you and it like right you like call it you're like yo oh it's like voice activated i don't know larry get in here i got a shit what would you name your toilet larry really what am i gonna name it why are you why larry is the first name that came to my head I'll give you 10 more seconds to think of anything else Esmeralda okay see I should have stuck with that I don't know but like I imagine you like from an app call it and it fucking drives up to your bed and you get in it do your thing it cleans you it cleans itself cleans me what does that mean honestly kind of cool like one less Like we could start like getting rid of bathrooms Frank that sounds terrible That means you'd be like shitting in your living room I also want to take a dump in my bedroom What are we doing?

42:57Why? It cleans itself But I'm The air It closes and then cleans itself But I'm You would be open To shitting next to your bed Why do you have to go immediately to shit? How about piss? Because that's the worst one It is the worst one It is So you're going to shit next to your bed, next to your pillow? I mean, I might ask to go in the corner. Ask. Like I'm a toddler and just be silent in the corner. I love asking. Hey, do you mind if we step out into the hallway real quick? What would you – because they had listed it, I believe, as a preliminary price. What would you pay for something like that?

43:36I mean, I would never buy that. What? How am I going to use it? if there's a part of your house, like the basement, that doesn't have a bathroom? Oh, I don't know. You're down there watching the game? I'm just going to walk upstairs. Really? Yeah. Oh, and you got to help me here. Are you buying this? How do you... So let's say you do number two in there. Where does it go? That's a great question. I imagine it has a tank on it that is a removable disposable tank. They have like a human litter box on it? Yeah. Possibly. I mean don't love that I don't love it I mean I think that there is a new level of convenience especially you you love paying for convenience yeah but my bathroom's right there it's very convenient yeah like my bathroom's like from where I am to you that's things filthy there's a door what's the difference between that and like a bucket yeah I think there's a bucket on wheels a big difference between the bucket on wheels this one has a name cleaning well it will clean me I imagine there's a bidet on it it will clean me think of it how much time is wasted on the toilet a good waste like it's a good waste that would be a good slogan which one turn your waste into a good waste and what would that mean i'm honestly it was it i'm not even entirely sure i feel like it was a good name until the slogan a good waste i uh yeah i definitely don't need this i don't need toilets running around my apartment malfunctioning running out of battery shit like that i mean you plug it in also does the thing talk i don't want to shit in something that can talk to me dave portland here the wait is over football is here and so is draft kings draft kings is now live in all 50 states one app every sport nationwide New DraftKings customers.

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46:40Have we? L.A. Oh, when you walk in and then it opens its mouth. It opens its mouth. Yo! And then the seat's like, I already warmed it up for you. I know you don't like that. You don't need to repeat yourself. I don't like that. But when you walk into a room and those toilets just open up, I don't really like that. And also the light in there, it's like it's a nightclub in the bowl. Yeah, it is a little bit of a nightclub. It does feel a little too like, you know, let me make me, you know, like. Yeah. Why don't you come shit in here? Yeah. Was it a hot tub in there? It's like, come on, come on, come on, come on.

47:09It's like, you should earn it. You should earn this. There's like a nightlight in the thing. I don't really love that. What about a clear toilet bowl? Would you ever do that? Disgusting. Really? Franklin. You wouldn't do it? No. I don't want to see that. At my old apartment, I had a black toilet bowl. Okay. That wasn't, that was, that was. It's fine. It was fine. The fact that toilet bowls are like standard white is crazy. It is kind of nuts. Because anything that is happening in that toilet is not white. Well, actually, that's a good thing. Because you should be able to see if there is something going on.

47:46You know what I mean? Are you grabbing your forceps and you're going through your stuff? No, I'd take a peek. I peek at it. You salute it as it goes away. I don't want, I just like look and I go, okay. And I just get out of there. What about the golden toilet? Didn't Trump have like a golden toilet? That just feels disrespectful. To what? Gold. Oh, yeah. Like not a cheap commodity. No, absolutely fucking stupid. I will say that's gotta be heavy as fuck too. Gold is heavy. It's dense. Yeah. Right. Am I bugging? I actually don't think gold is that dense. You could cut through it with a butter knife, pure gold.

48:25Is that true? It might be soft, but, like, it's pretty dense and heavy. Hence why it's not floating in rivers. That's true. But that's not pure gold. That's mixed with stuff. With, like, metals? Yeah. I think pure gold is heavy as fuck. Isn't gold? Gold is metal. But, like, when you... Bro, that's why gold bars are heavy as fuck, dude. What? Yeah. Gold's mad heavy. or is that you could do like a like a sodium metal like you can cut through like a like with a butter knife or something look up what's what's the is is gold heavier than it's not the densest i know that's uh or how heavy is gold compared to other metals that help oh the heaviest metals there's the one uh fuck i forgot the name of it but it's tungsten i think tungsten is the heaviest that shit is like fucking heavy dude hmm I could be wrong and that means he is it is exceptionally heavy and dense oh so the opposite of what you said I could be wrong and just immediately explains how he is yes wrong can you not cut hold on it's 2.5 times denser than iron which is actually kind of crazy and then roughly 7 times heavier than And aluminum is very light.

49:46Yeah, it's light. You ever see those TikToks of the guy putting metal through the thing? The like. Oh, it's very hot? No, no, no, no. It's like, I don't know how to. It's like rollers. And he puts different metals through to see how they flatten. And like some of them crumble. But then some of them become like thin strips and shit like ribbons. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I love machinery. Machinery, gears. Bro, gears. I love a good, like, well-oiled-up gear. Yeah. Well, I don't. I mean, I like that. You ever see the gears that, like, eat everything? Yes. Like, someone's, like, throwing a bike in there.

50:24You know what's a sick gear? You ever go to the zoo and they had the thing you could put the penny in? Flattens it out. And you see the gears and you're just like, hell yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm about that. I do like that, too. I just, like, I love gears. But I love how Ant is just not answering because he's 100 % wrong. It's confusing because it says pure gold Like 24 carat you could cut it with a knife And it's softer than most metals I guess there's a difference between soft and dense Yeah I guess we're both right Nope Wow you're pulling a Frank on Frank that's crazy Don't you dare I'm on me I'm the only one on me You can't do me on me No one's allowed to be doing me on me I do me on myself all the time Whoa Yeah all the time it's kind of nuts maybe we should get to these real quick after that why not uh we have some more sponsors for today this one is cachava okay cachava uh is delicious it's got all the nutrition your body craves and one deliciously simple shake pack to go all right you get this thing you get a scoop in there um but it's delicious they have uh just one packet provides complete nutrition ready for life on the go protein fiber uh vitamins minerals greens probiotics omegas electrolytes and more.

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53:22Just go to BetterHelp.com slash Baseman Yard. Save that 10%. And yeah, that's it. You're welcome. Thank you. You're welcome Frank. Thank you so much. Yeah. Thank you. Yes. What the hell is that that you have in front of you? This? What is that? This is a shock potato. I'm not doing this. Oh So, you know the game hot potato and it shocks you with the little metal thingies So when it runs when the timer runs to zero Shocks you. Why do you have all these gadgets? He's a good gadget guy. He's a good, good, good, good gadget guy. You have all these gadgets that just hurt you. Well, I don't know about hurting him.

54:01Well, those. Frayed bottom. It's like a... What? Frayed bottom. Oh. You mean flared base? Yeah. Gotcha. Frayed bottom. It's like a hot potato game? How do you play? You hit the start button, and then we're going to give you a category. You have to name the things in the category. Wait, we have to do this? Oh, yeah. Come on! Beep-a-beep-a-bunker sport! I can't do it because there's too much around me, obviously, so all you - I'm in it. I'm in it. Why am I agreeing to this? I love shit like this. I really do. Why? It's just fun. It's a fun little game. What's the issue? Shocked! My hands and my little scared!

54:39Oh, it's a little shock. You'll be fine. You'll feel something outside of your own fucking balls for once. So - Look who's talking. When you're tossing back and forth, you know, grab it, and you can't let go until you answer something in the category. Oh, so it's like, are there like pre-set categories? What are you doing down there? I'm literally just sitting here. Okay, because when you... No, I took my watch off because I don't want the electricity to mess with the inner workings. Gears. All right. I never know. Because whenever your hands are down here, you're fucking around, doing weird stuff.

55:09What am I doing now? Making a weird face. I got... You don't want to know. Something... All right, toss it. He gets super paranoid when shock comes out. I don't like this. He never... Oh, you're turning to me? Beaver's? That was a good throw. I don't like it! Wait, let me see it before we... Why is there duct tape on it? The hell was that? You sound like a dinosaur. During filming, it gets too loud, so I muffle it with duct tape. Oh, smart. It makes like a scary noise while it's on. Oh, I don't like that either. Oh, like a beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

55:48Something like that. That makes it more fun. All right, let's do this. It's really loud. Come on. Let me see it first. Come on. No, I don't trust you at all. What am I going to possibly? I have it. Yeah, hold on to it. No, I'm not going to do that. I will full on play the game the way it's supposed to be played. So. Said, if not Frank ever. So you guys are going to come up with a category and play? What is the category? You can come up with the first category. I don't want to. I don't get in trouble for making a category. Don't make the character like Marvel actors from the 90s. Uh, there's not many, but I could do that if you really want me to.

56:24Um, what's a good one? I mean, we could do something easy. Do, um... Well, we're gonna do this a couple times, probably. No, I don't want to do that. Yeah, come on. No. Come on, come on, come on, come on. You gotta do it twice. You gotta do a real one, you know, like, colors, and then you gotta do, like, compliments for each other or something. Let's do colors. Colors is a good one. It's a good place to start. I don't want to do it! Oh, my God. I'll do a round. I'm not doing multiple rounds. You'll do multiple rounds. But if it lands on Frankie, you'll do another round. I just made out. It's got free.

56:54No, come on. Play for the fans, dude. You can sit in my chair, and then you play with him. I can never sit in your chair. You can. At least you know. I mean, yeah. At least you know. That bastard. You want to switch seats? Come on, come on, come on. What do I do? Why are you so horny to be shocked? Do you want to be shocked so badly, Dr. Frankenstein? It's a fun game to play with my friend. I like to play games. You like pain. You're a masochist. I'm not a masochist. I don't like pain. If anything, I hate pain. Pain sucks. You love pain. No, I don't. I don't like pain. Yes, you do you you're just afraid because you're afraid you're gonna lose And you're gonna look like a little bitch first of all.

57:28I'm gonna look like a bitch That's number one that first of all already did it very scared right now, okay? I just don't like it Shock Tato All right, come on. I would move the mics just slightly out of the way so you guys have more arm space But come on. We got this we got this but face the mic You can come up with the category and then I'll come up with it and we have to do two at least This is going to be fun. Yeah, you got to do two. First of all, I said that I'm never doing the shot caller again. This is not the shot caller. Why? I know. This is why. There's a loophole. Why are you never doing the shot caller again?

57:59I don't like it. Last time we put it on our arm? I don't like that either. Why? Because it hurts. Joey, it's like, for once, live a little. Tom Brady can't make a coconut company without you jumping down his throat. He's Tom Brady. He can get humbled, okay? so I'm not Tom Brady you're the Tom Brady of podcasters in New York City on a Tuesday who are recording right now no I stand by I think you're the best thanks Frank that's fire so technically not a shock collar so I'm in the parameters it says the patent's pant the patent's panting patent pending okay just grab it how do I do it just hit start you just click it we need to know the category first Joey I know This says press and hold for three seconds.

58:48What's that? No, no, do that. Okay. Come on. I already turned it on, so you just got to hit start, I think. He's fucking giggly, dude. I love you. I mean, it's a giggly thing. Yeah. All right. So I press start. How do I know that it has started? I promise you'll know. Is it going to shock me immediately? It will not shock you immediately. Oh, yeah. That's actually a good point. How do we know that it started? You'll know. Why are you saying that? Just tell us why. You'll hear music. Oh. That's the thing you say. That's the answer to all the questions. Suspense. suspense come on what's the category come up with a good one too don't just be like oh letters four four letter words no don't do that that's i wouldn't be able to think of any honestly three letter words

59:32i don't know come on i'm trying to think i'm a i'm a b i t c h what was that are you spelling completing the word bitch. Oh. Yeah. I said it. Yeah. What should we do? Do... Like football teams? Sure. We could do football teams, Joey. Yeah, we could do that, little Joe. The Giants. I don't... I'm telling you, I'm not doing multiple rounds of this. It's just two out of three. Just do two. Hey, no. I have limits. I have boundaries. Why are your limits, Joey? You don't even know if it's that bad. Because respect me as an individual. I do respect you as an individual, but I hope you also see that this is kind of your job.

1:00:20What are we doing? The category is... You guys are stalling. The category is... Yeah, we are stalling. We still have to record, but I'm not doing fucking 30 minutes of this. Yeah, no one said that. Two out of three. Category will be... Oh, let's do NFL teams for you, little Joe. Okay. That does sound, big guy. Soccer teams. There is one, and that's it. The U.S. Okay. I'll just start naming countries. That's true.

1:00:55Come on, dude. You can't throw until you say an answer. I know, I know. You have to grip it. I know! And you don't need to say the city. You can just say the team name. So just the team name, Joey. I don't like this. Okay. Don't even look. hold it say it and then throw it you can't do like you can probably move your mic over a little bit frankie the other way brother the other way i'm all right i'm right here i'm right here i'm right here i'm good i'm a pro dude what you're gonna hit the mic i'm a pro dude all right so just so we are clear hold say the team then throw yes okay i don't like it if this is all a ruse and And you're like, this is a bit, and you're getting me Oscar-worthy acting on your part.

1:01:43What do you mean? How could I get you? I don't know. Like, it's already, like, electrifying. No, it's not. Okay. Okay. I don't know why I can't do this, man. The anticipation is what gets me. Okay, I'm done. Gotcha. We got it. We got it, Joey. Come on. Why are you laughing? There's something you know now. I know nothing. Did you press start? No. You're holding it like I don't want to touch these fucking things! Bro, just touch there. If it's not going, you're fine. Yeah, you're fine. Okay. I don't like this. Couldn't tell. I hate you. Oh. At least he hates only you. Okay, ready? Yes. Okay, come on.

1:02:30Giants. Jets. Chiefs. Dolphins. Bills. Rams. Oh no, Cardinals! Ravens! Raiders! Iron! Oh, Colts! Look at this!

1:02:46We didn't even get it! We didn't even get it! He dropped it! We gotta do it again!

1:02:58He got me! He got me back there!

1:03:06I'm not kidding I'm not kidding You saw me handle that Yo I handled it First of all I had nothing in my head And I dove and I went to go pick it up As soon as I picked it up I went like this Because it shocked both of me You crawled after it Like a cartoon character I will never I've never seen that Bro you on your hands and knees That's only for me And god almighty That was the funniest thing Alright, winner stays on You go No, no, no We gotta do one more You gotta do one more Why, why? We didn't get it You didn't get it on camera Winner stays on You didn't get it on camera Fuck that It happened to me It's real to me Respectfully You have to understand It wasn't on camera It didn't happen We need another take Part of the job We need another take I got a Brazilian He shot me with a paintball twice Because we didn't get it on camera You throwed an egg at me.

1:04:02Not how you say it.

1:04:07You're fine, dude. It's not on. It's not on. Yo, I fumbled this thing like this. I also said iron. Yo, I couldn't think of another team. I said the Cardinals. That was crazy. I mean, that's a good poll. I said Colts. Yo, I'll be honest with you. I dove on the floor so hard my knee is pounding. No, I'm not kidding. Something happened to me right there, seeing my person that I look up to and boss crawling like a baby after this fucking electric potato. That was bad, dude. It's going to take a while for me to burn that image out of my head. I think I started to drool. What? Did you? Laughing so hard.

1:04:48Oh, I don't like this shit. I'll start this time. Come here.

1:04:54Okay. You're brave. So the category What is wait Why does it say normal lame extreme See this is why I don't want to give him the thing No you can only do normal Why Because extreme it's just like no music Lame is no shock So normal is just the way to do it I think What's the point of I mean the music doesn't really add I actually don't really know if extreme is that's what it does I just know that normal is the only thing that works Alright alright Don't Frankie this I'm going to shove this up your ass and you're gonna sit on it and I'm gonna press start. Alright, what could be... Let's, let's...

1:05:31That was a good category. I hate this dude. Come on, one more. My knee hurts so bad. I think you gotta do something you think about more. Like, like, four letter words or three letter words or something like that. No, that's way worse. I think it's like funner when you're like throwing... When you have an idea of something. Okay, fine. So colors. Yeah, colors exist? No, let's, let's, let's do superheroes. Look at how long it went. Do you think I'll be able... It's not about if you know. It's about the speed at which you can get it out. With the pressure... I wish I had my watch hunt to know what my heart rate is right now.

1:05:59With the pressure, I can't think of anything. I also like... We said football teams, and I named four. Okay. I like how you guys said, oh, something that we know a lot of. I said three-letter words, boys. You said four-letter words, bitch. Yeah, but you gotta, like, you gotta really think. All right, fine. The pressure adds a lot. How about... Let's do colors. Colors. Fine. Colors. Don't do this thing with, like, white and black. White and black, we can consider for the game. Okay? All right. No, we got this Ready? Yes Red orange purple yellow green blue pink white silver Blackout! It got both of you!

1:06:43It got both of you!

1:06:48It got both of you! Oh shit! Why are you throwing up, you freak? It got both of you, that's so good! It got both of us! Oh my god, that was funny! It got me... It got you, and on the end, I got the end of it! I was like, ahhh! Oh, good time. I haven't won yet. Well, that's what I won. Now you got to play. Oh, yeah. Come on. Come play. Where am I? Oh, where is it? Oh, shit. Where is it? It's down here. All right. Oh, the seat feels so important. Wow. This is huge. So now you're Ant. Oh, hey, Ant. What should I look up? Prolapse butts. What's... What are you riding? He's riding whatever he wants.

1:07:37What's he riding? You're sitting in a really important seat right now. I know. I'm very scared. You need to be honest. I'm very scared. For a split second, realize you are in an incredibly important seat. All right, but let's not keep him in that seat too long. We've got to get him back here. I'm like, I have so much adrenaline right now. So you want to do it again, right? I'm wrong. I made you feel alive, baby. No. All right, what should be the category for Ant and I? Should I toss it to him? No, no, no. He just won't catch it. Um, yeah, I'll just duck out of the way. Um, how about... I mean, you guys could probably do superheroes.

1:08:12We could do superheroes. You want to do superheroes? We'll do superheroes. All right. Spider-Man. Batman. Superman. Wonder Woman. Green Lantern. Lobo. That's not a superhero. That's not a superhero. He's a comic book character. Put it down. Put it down. No, no, it's not a superhero. Put it down. No, Iron Man. Hulk. Doctor Strange. Black Widow. Black Panther. Uh... Oh, you said Doctor Strange. Uh oh, this is a problem. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA Yo, you're holding onto it like crazy! Lobo, not a hero. Who is that? He's like an anti-hero. He's like a Deadpool in a way.

1:08:48Lobo! Let's look at this bastard. He's - People say I look like him. Yeah, he's - You're gonna. That does kinda look like you. Oh, you fuck. Jason Momoa's who's - Yeah, yeah. I see him in the background there now. So you're telling me that looks like a hero? I mean, he's kind of like an anti-hero. He's a villain. Anti-hero, you know what that means? Not hero. No, but like an anti-hero, it's not like a full villain either. Like, they're kind of like, they are sometimes a hero, but also not. I'm interested to see what the comments are. I think Lobo's a fine answer, dude. It's literally not a good answer.

1:09:22Okay, either way, you held on that thing for 10 seconds. That's fair. But he cheated. But you held on to it. Yo, now my adrenaline's gone. I know, dude. It's like the anticipation is crazy. I'm not playing. I've not lost. You want me to get it? No, you don't. You want to do it again? It's for you. You got to win. Oh, I got to win. No, why? We've done it. I've won. I'm good. I thought it was best two out of three. He's holding it. He's too afraid to pick it up. He's holding it the way that like Spongebob bit the Krabby Patty that time. You remember? All right, two syllable words. No. You want me to learn fucking syntax here?

1:09:54Come on. Two syllable words? Four letter words? Three letter words? Why do you have to do words, dude? You did colors. What do you think? What about, um, just famous people? Famous people? Real people. Not characters. Real people. Okay. I'm fine with that. It's so hard. I'm fine with that. Just any celebrity? It's hard because their names are so big. All right. All right. Tom Holland. Joe Sanagato. I've never heard that noise. I don't know what that was. What the fuck was that? Oh, it's dead. Thank God. Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? I couldn't die without playing. Thank God. Thank God. Okay.

1:10:35Oh, my God. Damn. It died when he was playing. Well, and it died on Joe Sanagato, which means that your fame has blown up that thing. Congratulations. Really? That intense? I feel good. I know you like it, though. Joey. He wrote Joe equals and. I got good notes. They're going to see that. They're going to be like, what does that even mean? That seat? Very warm, by the way. It's because it got a hot ass. Because you shoved so much shit in it. Marbles. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's the game with the marbles? Kerplunk. That is. You don't remember Kerplunk? What's the one that like opens up and there's like a bunch of like divots and you're like kind of like.

1:11:17Chinese checkers? Is that what that is? No, not Chinese checkers. It's like, there's like a reservoir like this at the end and there's a bunch of circular and then there's like marbles. not marbles but like they're like flat marbles kind of you know what i'm talking about oh um mancala yes is that it yeah yeah yeah i don't know how to play that but i had a set growing up and i used to love playing with all the yeah i love i love like the old pokemon cards used to come with those things really yeah but you've never played that mancala mancala the hospital He's sucking my nuts too much. Oh, man.

1:11:58Mon. Was that a Jamaican accent? Mon called the hospital because he's sucking my nuts too much. What the fuck are we doing here? What the fuck are we doing here? This is so stupid, dude. And do I? Is that worthy? Absolutely not. Mon Cala da Hospital I don't think I can Come on You'd be disgracing the game Really? Alright, fair You can whisper it Getting that Getting that Getting that Just off Off like Just the top of my dome Right there Was impressive You gotta admit Mon Cala da Hospital No, seriously though You don't remember Kerplunk? What is it? It was like a Plastic tube And you put a bunch of Like plastic sticks in it And you put the marbles on top And you had to remove them and then whoever got them all to like fall down, they lost.

1:12:53Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, it was fun, man. I used to play with Miles a lot. Kerplunk. I think we played where every marble that falls, you have to take a shot for it. Yeah, of course you did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, 100%. I saw that coming. They have giant kerplunk. That's really cool. Whoa, I didn't know they had a giant kerplunk. I'd play giant kerplunk. Do you remember fucking people like, oh, who wants to play pickup sticks? What's that? It was like, they were sticks, plastic sticks and they were all different colors and you like throw them on the table and you have to like pick up one that is like touching another one or something like that without moving the other one you guys don't remember that shit no yeah this actually looks like a really funny physical video we could do it's like mad funny you know what's a good game the fucking elephants the elephant but uh you got the butterflies yeah fuck what was that called no no i'm dead serious I don't remember.

1:13:46It was called like Elev... I don't know. I don't believe you guys. Butterfly Elephant. You've never heard of that? I had it. Butterfly Elephant. Yeah, it's right there. Oh, sorry. Elephant game. Ele - Elefun. Yeah, that was a good one. I liked it. It was cute. I liked it too. The best, the best was Don't Wake Daddy. You remember that shit? I don't know how to play though. It was like you had to like... I know the guy had like pajamas on. It was like roll and it was like you got two and like you had to do two. And it was like, don't wake daddy. And daddy would pop up and he'd be like. Like, oh, fuck, I'm awake.

1:14:22There's a lot. Have you ever seen those? It's like a couple on TikTok. They do like they just get board games and review board games. Yeah. There's a lot that are fun. Don't break the ice. Remember that one? Yes. I sucked. Really? Wasn't that good at that? I can see you being good at that now. Is it the polar bear? It's where you put like a penguin on it and you have to like hammer out the ice thing. I feel like I'm not that good. But that would be a cool video, trying out those games. Yeah, we could do that. We could set that up. When my brother was younger, he would make me set it up. And then as soon as we started, he would just punch the middle.

1:14:51Yeah, I mean, obviously. That's an obvious one to do. Pissing me off. Damn, old school, like, fucking kids board games are fun as fuck, dude. So we'll have an old school board game day. We'll have an old school board game day. You know, for a video. Old school board game day. Did you ever play Don't Wake Daddy? Every night. that's crazy too much i hate him really you hate him that much who him oh no i was doing something else there's also one i played recently it's like uh it has like kinetic sand so you put like kinetic sand on the top of this thing and then there's a bunch of sticks and you have to pull a stick and like the kinetic sand there's like people on it they like fall through oh so similar kind of but it's with kinetic sand so it's fun to play i love kinetic sand dude Dude, what is it?

1:15:40I don't know. What the fart is it? I don't know what the fart is, to be honest. What's going on? You see that stuff where you hold it, you put it in water, and you bring it back out, and it's still dry? It's hydrophobic sand. The fuck? How do you do that? There's like animals like that. Bro, do you ever have Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Nope. They suck up the milk. Bro, there's some times when I'm having Cinnamon Toast Crunch and some on the side of the bowl. I can't get it wet. You've never seen those TikToks where the guys will have hydrophobic shirts? They like spray them. They like throw mud at them and it like stains the shirt.

1:16:11And then they have another guy that they like spray with the hydrophobic thing. Why aren't all clothes like that? Probably expensive. Probably. I would expense. I would imagine. It's too expensive to make my clothes not stain? I imagine. Because a lot of these clothes that you're getting, they want to produce them in mass quantities as cheap as possible. So if they're adding in a chemical that it's probably going to be expensive at the quality at which, you know, the amount at which they need to spray it. That'd be expensive. That was a spiel. I mean, is that not wrong? I don't know. I don't know how much it costs.

1:16:45I don't know. Maybe it's not good to walk around with all that chemicals on you. I used to have that for my hats, that spray. Oh, so you wouldn't mess up your hats. Yeah, so they become hydrophobic. It's good for your shoes. Yeah, they have shoe spray for that too. 100%. If you sprayed yourself and jumped in water, what goes on? You getting wet? Well, I think that's different because our skin is mostly, like, it's more porous, maybe? I don't know. That's actually a really good question. Am I wet? Now? No. Like, if I sprayed my arm and then put my arm in water, it's like, I don't know, because you have a little thin layer on it.

1:17:27I don't like thinking about things. I'm with you, brother. I hate thinking about things. So whack thinking. You know what I want to do? I want to dunk my hand in wax. You know, like those people that do like wax hand molds. Oh, or like the bottles of whiskey. Yes, but also like they'll put their hand in a thing of ice water and then right into wax. And they'll just keep doing it until they can break their hand out. Oh, yeah. Or you see those ones, the people that do like the wax pouring molds. And it's like a big, like, it's like a jug. And it's just covered in wax and they break it open, like off with a knife.

1:18:03Yeah. Yeah. Whoa. Sorry. You get horny for that, dude Who ain't? Back to horny We started with him being horny for stuffing his ass And now we're back here at horny Yeah, this has been a full circle Honestly, for me It's been a great episode I feel like it was more a medical question Really don't like that potato, honestly Really fucked up Are you sure it's dead? Are you sure? Turn it on It's dead Man Thank God Well Oh Turn it on Ready? Alright I'm not playing You're playing Nope No we can't force him to play He already played I mean I can't throw over the camera Because god forbid something happens to it Oh no you're not throwing it to me If I threw it to you You'd have to throw it to him Then he'd be forced to play I'd be ducking out of the way Yeah see It's dead Listen He said he'd do anything for you guys And now he won't even get a little baby shock I did this shock I got twice shocked You haven't even been I'll never forget the image of you crawling like a baby I'll never That is completely like I was trying to play the game well.

1:19:05I was diving. I was sacrificing the body. You did it. And you know what? My knee is paying for it. Is it hurt? Absolutely bounced off this floor. Oh, sorry. It's okay. I'll survive. Anyway, folks, that is our episode for today. Thank you so much for sticking around for the entire thing. Also, our tickets are out right now. So go to the basementyard.com and get yourself some tickets. If there's tickets left at any of these shows, you can pop up. We added some shows to a second show in Minneapolis. Chicago and Buffalo and Buffalo so if you're from those cities you check the second the second show's there and check them out basementyard.com Frank where can they find you?

1:19:45I was singing the Buffalo Rome song and you wouldn't let me like have my moment because I was talking first could have been why?

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