The Overlap Quiz | with Stick to Football v The Good, The Bad & The Football

0:00How have you took all that? I don't even get a top. How have you just got all that? Get your hands off, Jill. Hands off. It's mine. Have you given him all that? Have you given him your own stuff? No. Oh, he's taught my stuff. Oh, my God, he's got all that. This isn't yours. We're sharing. Look at him, he's holding it there. He just said, no, it's just to me. I went, take that. I went, I will. So worse to train us when we haven't got any. You can let it go, though. You don't have to hold it. No one's going to nick it. I've got to say, lads. Don't give it a lot of mediums in there. Nice, eh? Good?

0:33A lot of mediums. I was like, looking after myself. Come on, Nicky, let it go, Nicky. Come on, Nicky. Let it go. Ian, is it all football? Is there a bit of general knowledge in there? It's just football, this. Just football. We're the champions from last year, so you should have given us a bit of... You should have clapped us in or something. You should have done a guard of honour for us. You won the one I did. Yeah. And then you won the last one as well. Yeah, we won the last one as well. I've got the official seating plan now. Right. So it's Ella, Nikki, Paddy, Sean, Paul. We're moving here.

1:12Yeah, you're moving. So it's Cara, Jill, Gary, Ian, Roy. A rose between two. Red flag. He sat right next to the referee. No shouting across each other. I can't cope with it. I've been up since sex. I can't cope with people screaming at me. Lads and lasses, we're waiting for... I don't know where Gary is, but I thought I'd show you this first. This is what we're all playing for. This is the no expense spent trophy, and it's got...

1:47I've actually broke it as well, look at that. Well, actually, it's worked out. Winners get this and second place get the trophy. And it says students have the game on it. which I think is a couple of sort of catchphrases and a big welcome to Ella and Sean who are new to the stick to football good, bad and football family so welcome in Ella, welcome in Sean great to see you Sean Gary's here I think phones should be on aeroplane mode phones should be off the table why do you need phones at all? there should be no phones no phone on our tables you're full of answers Yeah. Have you two... I know, yeah, you're going to get ill now.

2:30What do you think is going on? Absolutely. It's a bit of fun, lads. It's a bit of fun. Facing me, though, are probably some of the most disobedient, lacking in integrity people I've ever met in my life in terms of... Wow, look at this. It's like a Christmas, too. It's like a flag straightaway. It's like when he's up right down the street. Am I the only one that's got the Huel bottle in front of me? Of course you are. Thanks for that. Do you all like some? Nope. Huel, what's the Huel light vibes? It's basically, it's got 26 grams of protein. Oh, jeez. That's amazing. 25 grams of protein and 26 vitamins, essential vitamins and minerals.

3:04It's working for you, you can't speak. Working for you, you can't speak. Go, gals. Take your level up. Gals, have you got a discount code for that? I've got a discount code for most things in this room. Have we got team captains? For each team. Roy. Roy. Not me. Paddy. Paddy? No, Nicky Bot. I'm not captain. Paddy's captain. Paddy. Paddy and Roy. Why are the captain's showing us a referee then? Well, I'll sit there. He's influencing it. Come on, Roy. There we go. Wait, so who's captain? Come on, Roy. They're taking the captaincy. Stripped into the captaincy. That's that before. That's that before.

3:39There's a bit of... Didn't end well. There's a bit of hierarchy on this side. Yeah. Bit of order. You know what's really hard, though? I really like all them people. Sorry. I can't have any, like, bad feelings. That'll change. That'll change when you get into full pub mode. Full pub quiz mode. Oh, look. Oh, hey, oh. Having a look at your questions. Seen that. So we've got Roy's captain, correct? Yeah. Paddy, you're captain. By proxy, yeah. Yeah. Maybe do have a bit more gumption. Yeah, I should have a bit more gumption. I've got to say, though, coming in here today, talk about big time. Look at the cameras.

4:17We've had free teas and coffees. We've been given clothing. It's like Sky Money. Sky Money. It's amazing. On ours, you're lucky if anyone just even glances at you. Walk in. Makeup. Oh, we're living the dream here. We've already won. It'll be a big scalp. You left with a big haul of clothes. You're a pile of them. You've taken all the clothes. Everyone's clothes. You weren't given them. You took them. Well, no. Someone came to me because Gaz kindly offered me a discount code and clothing. And then someone came in and said, no, we'll take you for them. And I've got to say, for these lads, I went in there, everything's medium, size medium.

4:58Oh, no, no. Oh, I've only taken Roy's socks. That's all I need. That's getting his head early quiz, that's good news. No, no. But, yeah, it's all lovely. Looking forward to this. Nice and Merry Christmas, everyone. Merry Christmas, everybody. Do you want some rules? Yeah. Right, here we go. Here they are. So we're going to have three rounds. The first will test your football knowledge. The second round will test your physical strength and mental quality. Physical strength? Physical strength. What do you mean physical strength? I know, but Gary's not very well. Oh, no. It's not an arm missile. Ella's not well either, though, so it's fair.

5:35OK. And then the third round will be a big footballing points round. So there's, like, plenty of points at the end. Quick fire. It can all... It can all change. Yeah, I'm quite nervous. I am, yeah. I think it's going to... And I was told it gets pretty... Pretty tasty towards the end of this. They are very competitive. Very competitive. Who's they? These lot. We're just kind of relaxed, take it as it is. Just a bit of fun in it for Christmas. This is just a nice out-of-the-house. Free free tops. Love the best life. Who's got the most football knowledge, do you think, that would end? Who would you say?

6:13Nicky. Nicky Butters. Scolzy. Scolzy. Nicky Butters. Nicky's good on food and drink. Is there anything on food and drink? What's the thing about that? Nicky's going to take Jill Scott on a bush stucker trial, actually. Oh, yes. Have you ever ate a goat's testicle? Because I have. Don't know where to go with that one, Jill Scott, do you? Then were the days. Football was different in the 90s. Come on up in Sunderland. Stick to Football is brought to you by Arm Clothing. We're going to show you some floodlights Can I just interject with something here? What? No lighty Oldham wasn't Premier League Yes they were It was Thank you I have never seen corruption People at FIFA are watching this going Oh that's out of order Nicky come on I'm sorry You were saying a minute ago It's a bit of fun Jill Scott played 161 times.

7:20How many games does she play well in? I've got 30. Nine. Ten. Yeah. Whoa. These old things. It's one of all schools having a privilege in the new game. Michael Van Basten. Oh. No. No.

7:50Right, should we go to round one? Yes, please. OK, round one is a general football knowledge. In this round, we'll be given five questions and there are plenty of points up for grabs. So stick to football, you'll go first. We're going to show you some floodlights on the screen. You have to tell us where those floodlights are from and you get a point for every set of floodlights. Now, I've been told that you'll be angry about this, but all the floodlights are floodlights you'll be more than familiar with. That's what I've been told. So don't shout at me. Does this get handed over to these? No. You can jump in and get it just to keep everyone interested, but I think you'll be all right.

8:25It's a lovely skyline, that. Oh, and there's that blue kit there. I've got to say, that's a curveball, isn't it? I weren't expecting that. How tough's that? It's not that tough. Is it that? Well, I mean, I've got the answers in front of me, but I know them all. Can I just interject with something here? What? No lie to you.

8:46Do you know what? You can have that. Who's that? Do you want to focus on this one? Right. Let's go one by one and let's hear your thinking. Is it all the same one? Are they all the same one? One's outside the ground, one's inside. No, three different grounds. Three different grounds, right? Yeah. This one over here looks like a bloody foam mast. It does a bit. 5G. I'm cheating. What was it?

9:17We've got one over here. We've got one over there. They've already got one. I think we've got two, actually. No. I feel like I reckon that's one. All three of these are really personal to each one of you. Oh, each. Oh, might be wrong then. That's really bad. One of them would be big lane, but it's all right. Where do we grow up? We'll see in the army. Grounds where you grew up, palace or... Moments. Old palace grounds. Fuck me. I know that ground that's doing my head in. Like, is it up in Sunderland or something that you played in Ireland? Is there an Irish one here? Why are you fucking... Like, yeah, it's impersonal to us, then.

9:54I mean, how long have we got? Is that Ireland still? I know. It's not Wigan, is it, somewhere, Cara, like for James? Like this one here? No. Is any of them Marie? Or not? No, it's a fix. And yous have got floodlights coming as well, so don't... None of them make you play. How long do they have? How long do you have, seriously? Well, I don't know yet. I'm going to wait for something you have to tell me. We're going to give you one more minute. Because it's making such riveting content. We're going to like you do one more minute. Do you recognise that last one? Am I meant to? No, I don't know, but I feel like it's ringing a bell for me.

10:29I thought it was City Women's Home Crown and then I looked in. No, it's definitely not. What's that say there? Who stands that? Are you glad to go that close? The Don Maguire stand? There's no ruling to this guy. Don McGuire stand. Who's the player on the wall? That's an England mural? That looked like the back of Palace, but like... It's not an England mural. How long did they have on this? Just putting it out. One more minute. Did Bery play in white? Yeah. Is that the kit on the wall? Yeah. I don't know if that's an England player. Good shout, that, Gareth. I can't be giggling. That's not giggling.

11:06I'd rather go with Gareth than you, Gareth. That's not giggling, honestly. He'll know giggling. I'm just thinking, is that the kit that they wore? I know this ground. It's doing my head in. This one on the left. I don't know, Beakdale from 20 years ago. Are they current stadiums or are they old versions? These are the current stadiums. Oh, well, he's not there now. What kind of fucking clue is that there? Right. Look at that. Right, I'm going to get used to... Burnley. I'm going to get used to Lock End. First one, what are you going with? What are you going with? Oh, I like that. Lock End. Lock End.

11:36Don McGuire. Don McGuire? Don McGuire stand. Who the fuck's Don McGuire? Well, he must have played for him. He's going there. Morecambe. What's the kid? I said more than he said Morecambe. I don't think he is. Right, first one. Morecambe. Morecambe. Second one. No, that's... Morecambe. How the hell are we going to get this? I mean, is that Burnley? Palace. Palace. Palace. Well done. And then what's that there? We're not going giggling. Who's going to... Is that not Moraine? It's got a TV truck outside it there, isn't it? Is that a TV truck? That's someone's drive. Caravan. Caravan. That's someone's drive, that.

12:09That was a caravan. It's a hell of a... It's a hell of a... Be a real giveaway of, like, that guy down in the bottom corner was Mo Salah. Hey, is that my make-up, Sky make-up, Bam? Right, go on, what's the last one? Let's go. Come on. You just got your heel light on my new job, Ari. Oh! Gary! Shambles. Gary, it looks like you really like football floodlights. Heel's going to kill me. Is that the... Right, about footlights. Gig lane. Gig lane. More come palace gig lane. More Campalas giggling. Yeah, we're wrong. It's giggling. Oh, it might be. No, it's not giggling. That's locked in. More Campalas giggling.

12:48I am. I can't believe this, but you got none. Yeah. Oh, we like that. Oh, I thought we'd get a chance. Oh, I should have known that was zip switch. That's the whole point. Where's the clue in that? I said green. With the pool, obviously. What's the Swindon connection, though? What's the Swindon connection? You're blaming me for not getting the fucking San Diego Stadium. The chip. Ian, writing, writing You scored a phenomenal goal at Swindon I was close You went in the top corner So I'm supposed to remember that from that You know something I want to know who Don Maguire is Yeah, you should have got Ipswich, Roy Roy should have got Ipswich Did you not study the interview?

13:30I've got my palace I was only here for four weeks Roy never looked up once when he was at Ipswich My head was all done that by the way right so that's zero points we'll now go to the good the bad and the football Ellen Sean newest members here are your floodlights have a look and remember they'll all be significant oh they're easy why didn't we get them I know everyone easy easy oh Squalzy's going to know that one it's obvious you don't know let's have a little have a little confer Tooney's got a hat trick there I know that one. I know that one. Which one? What's that one, Nicky? Bradford, I think.

14:13Bradford. You're not ref. You have to whisper. I can do what I want. Yeah, Bradford. Bradford. I'm guessing that's Bradford because it says Bradford lifts. Right. And JCT 600 at the bottom. Bradford, 100%. Right. We'll lock in Bradford. Having Bradford written on it is not ideal for the quiz. Yeah, that's all right. That can't count. Hey, you can't just move. Hey, this is not a quiz. I'm being the quiz master, that's fine. Thank you. You've got to be able to read. Can you hurry him up, please? It's taking too long. So I'll push you for the next tour. So you've locked in, Bradford. What are the other two?

14:54Hang on, these are ten minutes. They had about fucking five minutes. They were up having a look at them and everything. So then Blues is all our gear as well, by the way. This is all our gear. It's Manchester, isn't it? That's good. I think ours was harder, though. I didn't like the way we were anti. You should have got one. They didn't play there, aren't they, Paddy? What's hilarious is I nearly went like that. They went off of the seat. My daughter does that with him. What's the link there? Yeah. Who scored there? Have these all got a link to us like there? They've all got the same sort of links, yeah.

15:27Someone scored somewhere. I'd never really got it. No, I've been there a few times, haven't they? I think if it says Bradford, that should be void. I've got that Don Maguire's a big giveaway I don't know Swindon legend Bradford Stockport Go for this Stockport Stockport hasn't got an airport It says your airport There at the bottom of it Kieran Is Don Maguire a Swindon legend? Where does it say In yellow Are you on your phone there? You can have a look On that sign up front Oh yeah No there's a C there I can't even see the stadium there Yeah but you can It's the floodlights It's the floodlights challenge Where's the rest of it?

16:06You're not going to get it, so... Have a guess. When you walk over... You walk over the... You go through the back street to get in the ground. What's that one that's like over a bridge? All of them. No, there's one... What is that? Luton. Yeah, I think it might. Is it not? No, it's not. It might be Luton, that. We're going to get 1-0 anyway, because we've got that one. We'll say Bradford Luton. He's not playing blue, though, do we? Bradford Luton and going to lock in the last one. Lock nose in, lock nose in. That one's quite difficult. Whatever he says, lock it in. No. No idea. It's not Ipswiches.

16:43No idea. Oh, he said Ipswiches. No idea. That's it, that's it. Close it down. Brilliant. There you go. I'll give you one more minute. Oh, one more minute. Idiot. And they've still had four minutes less than you. The outside pot. One more minute. Are you talking about a city, got it? Yeah. Is this only new? It's only the grounds that these are being used now. These are all current stadiums, yeah. Is that like Ellen Rowland or something? I don't know. Oh, I like it. It's quite a big stand, isn't it? I don't think it is. Two knees, one tilt. How long's that? It's just a quid. That's 30 seconds left.

17:22That's got a bit of blue light underneath it and all over there. You see it? On this corner. Very good spot. There's a bin there. There's a bin there. It's yellow. A bin.

17:34we're not going to get it come on let's go let's get I'll go to team captain team captain lock in your feet please Bradford yeah Luton Starkport Luton yeah Palace St James's Park they've only got one Palace with Scoles he scored that goal at Palace they've only got the one that's on Bradford I don't have a beard here where do you think what do you think oh Jesus what we're settling on that one Alice what we're settling on I'm going to have to get that final one off you, Paddy. It's for one point? Ellen Road. Ellen Road. Bradford, Luton, Ellen Road. I can tell you that the good, the bad in the football scored one point.

18:14That's all right. 1-0. And it is... Who said blue? Who said blue? You haven't even got to get to Carolina. Who said blue? You're not in the league, though. I know. It shouldn't be, isn't it? Bradford went back. Well, it says Bradford. It's just football. You know what? I got it for the JCT 600. Football League. The bottom game in C to Bradford. That's enough for me. What is, who's got the Carlisle link? What's that? Carlisle link. Nicky, Carlisle, do you remember? What is the connection? Ella, anything Carlisle? That's a Birmingham. Did Nicky score there? Your car in Carlisle. My car, oh yeah.

18:49What happened? Someone let me tires down in the car park. Is that what it was? The manager? What Salford play? No, what Salford play? and I come out and all the dudes letting my tyres down is that right? Yeah that's it yeah Birmingham Have you not got Birmingham? Fucking hell Sorry why did you play there? You played there? I didn't Right Stick to Football is brought to you by Arm Clothing The current scores are 1-0 Oh we like that And we'll continue with round one It's the Stick to Football guys that are up next Name the two people who have played in the Premier League and managed a World Cup winning side.

19:31Name two people. This is for you, guys. We can just name it straight away now. Yeah. Name the two people that have played in the Premier League and managed a World Cup winning side. Did he a day, Sean? Correct. I told you. It's fucking... There's two. Do you know? Played and managed. Played in the Premier League. Yeah, I've got it. Yeah. Scaloni. Leonel Scaloni is correct for two points there he is what did I say to you Jamie baby that's worth that's worth that's worth one point I've just been told so it's now oh crap why's it two points how can that be worth one point because you've got to get both for the point that's fair enough I think that's fair enough yeah let's get it we can't roll every point you can't roll every fucking point seems a strange thing to do though I tell you what everyone's got a nice cup of tea over there we've got nothing We've got no tea, by the way.

20:25She is. It's actually flat like coffee. Right, now, the good, the bad in the football. Here is your question. Question two for one point. In total, who played the most for England? Jill Scott or Gary Neville, Jamie Carragher and Ian Wright combined? Oh, but he relaxed. Who has the most caps? Scott, he's got tons of caps. Yeah, Jill's on about 100. When I'm in my debut, Jill made 150. Sorry, who did you say is the other three? Well, we could use all of them, because Roy would be zero anyway. No, no, who did you say? Everyone, or everyone else on that ride. Jill's on over 100. It's definitely a million percent.

21:09It's a million percent, Jill. I get this. Gal's got 80 on, didn't he? He got 80 on, he got 30 on, I reckon. I know Jill's got something, because I asked for it a couple of ages ago off here, because you went, oh, I've got boxes of them. It's 100 % Jill, I'm telling you now. All right, we'll give that. We'll go with Jill Scott. I can tell you that Gary, Jamie and Ian played a combined 156 times for England and Jill Scott played 161 times. So by five caps. How many games does she play well in? I've got a ton. Well now that means the good and the bad are 2-1 up. So, back to stick to football. Stick to football, this is your final question of this round.

21:57It was consistent. Can you answer this question? Everton moved into their new Hill Dickinson Stadium this season. Name the five previous clubs that have moved grounds whilst playing in the Premier League. You have two minutes to lock in and a point for each one you get correct. Tottenham. Arsenal. Tanyu Cance. Sunderland. Sunderland Bolton Sunderland did definitely yeah okay sorry changed since the Premier League started since the Premier League started from Volker Park Middlesbrough did so they were they were in the Premier League they definitely have to be in the Premier League now it has to have they have to have changed ground while they were in the Premier League ah Premier League okay so we've got the two Northlandians Middlesbrough did didn't it Sunderland and Volker Park Middlesbrough did what about Bolton now did Sunderland Man City Sunderland's first City City Man City City City West Ham No West Ham City Man City West Ham West Ham Is there loads of these Or is there just five Sunderland There's just five of these How many have we got Did you get a point for each one A point for each one West Ham I'm sick Oh Pass them across West Ham Arsenal Tottenham City Middlesbrough Sunderland I reckon I think Southampton's one Oh maybe Southampton Yeah you're right Our questions are so much harder than yours.

23:19Yeah, I think Southampton. Those are those. We'll go with those. We'll go with those five. Give me those five one more time. Take your time. Team captain. Give me those five one more time. Arsenal. Spurs. City. Man City. West Ham. You've won West Ham, yeah, are we sure? West Ham. Southampton, as you said. I think Southam's right. Oldham. Southampton. I thought Middlesbrough. Cool, you've walked in those five. 2017 was Spurs. 2016 was West Ham. 2006 was Arsenal. 2003 was Man City and 2001 was Southampton well done well done Cara well done Cara 6-2 carry them all carry them all that's what we do we don't lose together that's what we do are you sure that Middlesbrough and Sunderland didn't move by the way in the Premier League no we should get extra points for them too they moved in the championship and then they moved because we're just it wasn't during that time in the Premier League right the good the bad In the football, here is your question three.

24:16Remember, you get five points for this. We want the five players who have scored five goals in a Premier League game. Can you name them? Easy. Five players who have scored five goals in a Premier League game. Holy fowler. You've got a minute to give us five. Sorry. We're not getting five. We're not getting five. No, I've got four. Easy. It's Ireland's score five. This is tougher than yours, this. Not many people have got five pads. In the Premier League? Everyone's got a new team. Robbie? In the Scottish League. Robbie? Right, he's fifth goal. Robbie got four. I remember Robbie getting four. Yeah, he got a hat.

25:00Coley? Yeah. What about... Coley against it? Which one? What about Robbie Keane? Robbie Keane? Yeah, it's soccer weird. Tevez? Tevez. Don't remind me of that. He was in goal. Harland. He's got 20 minutes. Harland. You don't have to whisper. It doesn't get handed across. He's got it as long as you want. Harland. Stop saying it. You're looking at it. Harland, DeFore. They're looking at you. Fowler. Fowler. Kohler. Kohler. Easy. He definitely got two wrong. Crouch. Good. When Robbie Robson took. We got two wrong. Have we got? He won. He won. That's a horrible thing to say The line games by Jamie Carragher is phenomenal How many have I got?

25:49No, no, no, I've got four We've got two rights up to now And remember, it's relevant to your team Oh, is it though? No, it's not He's making it up So maybe someone's son or something knows something about his dad Maybe you scored five goals and got your tyres slashed I mean, he's Sean's book, yeah He's my son, he's leaving Don't pick my son Shout out again Harland Cole DeFore Who's the other one? Hurry on Come on Right come on I'm going to have to push you Paddy We've got Harland DeFore I need five players I've scored five goals Robbie Which Robbie? I reckon both Easy Do you reckon Robbie? Robbie King Both of them Oh Good one Good one The load of averages Robbie's can't Hang on We know we're right Paddy Time's up, Paddy.

26:42I need to get your five, please. Lock it in, Paddy. Lock it in. Who are you going with? Defoe, Fowler, Harland, Cole and Keane. Right. Roy. I will give you them in chronological order again. Newest to oldest. Newcastle 2015, Sergio Aguero. Oh, fucking hell. Versus Blackburn Rovers in 2010, Dimitar Berbatov. Oh. Versus Wigan in 2009, Jermaine Defoe. Oh, Jermaine, I remember that one. Against Sheffield Wednesday in 1999, Alan Shepard. Oh, dear. He's got the most goals ever in the Premier League.

27:27Oh, dear. Oh, dear. And then against Ipswich in 1995, Andy Cole. Andrew, we all knew that one. Andrew Cole. So you've got two points. Tough question. Lesson of goals. All level anyway, I'm points. Six, four, four. That was so much tougher than that. That weren't. I don't think it was. One, Paddy. Right, we've got question four of round one. This is over to stick to football. Keep an eye on the scores here. Stick to football. That's still 2-2. Right, lads, here we go. Ian, what's the scores there? 2-2, 2-2. You guys are 6-4 up, so this is a big round. What? You're not surprised after giving them that one.

28:04Bloody hell, Paddy. And this is for one point. alongside Peter Shilton, which former goalkeeping teammate of Gary and Roy's holds the record for the most clean sheets at a World Cup. Alongside Peter Shilton, which goalkeeping teammate of Gary and Roy's holds the record for the most clean sheets at a World Cup. That's how easy. Van der Sarge Michael. At one tournament or just in his whole... Over the whole career. It's probably a Van der Sarge Michael, can't it? Fabian. Oh, Fabian Bataille. Massimo Tebe. Look at Scoggi just throwing it in like he's... Roy. Who played the most? Roy. Well, France were very good, weren't they, for a period.

28:48I don't want your women's football question. I know, I'm not going to have a clue. He might be the answer. You know, when I did the wheel, my special subject was hot drinks. I'd be guessing. Coffee. They got to the World Cup. Is that too an obvious answer? Holland got Fabian. Holland got to the semi-final. He's got a group. That's a fucking pistery. Argentina in the quarterfinal. He just waited for Carat to give you the answer. What year is this? 98. Yeah, so they win it. Who won it in 98? Is that a true question? I know, but Argentina. How long? Holland. We get much thought. Went quite far. Holland got to the semi-final.

29:23He got beat by Brazil. Yeah, so they beat Argentina. They could have got. He's got a number of games there, Edwin. Yeah. 2002 in Korea. It's not like Andy Gorham. You know, like a loan player came in. Andy Gorham coming from Rangers did he not play for Scotland they can't be that easy Fabian's too obvious Matt Bosnich is too easy oh Bosnich the Caps 2002 they went out really early Gary's gone France played with a back four concentrate concentrate dad he's not even paying attention I'm going to give you 30 more seconds guys 30 more seconds yeah like a year later it can't be that many He would have played 98, 2002.

30:05You're overthinking it, lads. You're overthinking it, I'm telling you. Was Barthes playing 2006? Did they get the final, France? Fucking hell. It can only be Edwin. It can only be Van der Sar. I think we've got the floor. Fabian then. Ten seconds. Go on. I'm going to be Van der Sar. I'm telling you. Don't lock that in. Are we going with Barthes? Go with Barthes. Barthes. I can tell you that alongside Peter Shelton, this person will have 10 clean sheets in 17 appearances and that person is Fabien Barton yes well done well done so you're now 7-4 up that's because he's always on that fucking show that's why Jesus we don't any chance we've got a sleeper we've got a ringer we've got a ringer here we would have got it we would have got you wonder what It was easy.

30:57You said it was too obvious. It was so easy we thought it was a trick question. It was outrageous. Have we got a race? I was paying attention. Well done, fans. Right. The good, the bad and the football. Here is your question four again for one point. Ian and Sean Wright Phillips are one of two father and son duos who have won the Premier League. Can you name the other one? Jesus. Max, yeah. My God, there's only two of us. Oh, that's ridiculous. Peter and Casper. It's correct. You don't take time. Straight in. I knew the great goalkeeper would get that. I thought Alfie in. See, as we were so quick, do we get some of that time for the next one?

31:42No, you don't, unfortunately. But you get respect and kudos and admiration. What are the scores? Sorry, I'm not being out. The scores are 7-4. 7-5. 7-5. I apologise, Nicky. I apologise. I think that's the easiest question. Sorry, Roy. Sorry, sorry. Where do you do the Love Island from? Where do you do it from? I didn't expect that question. Are you on site? I used to be on site. And then post-Covid, I do it from my house. I've got a recording studio on my garage. Where do you live? You're going on? Where do you live? Post-Covid. I'm thinking you're on site and you've got this bird's-eye view of it.

32:22Well, that's what you want to do. You can't say that, guys. I've got Gary Neville once.

32:29Can't say that kind of thing anymore. Let's go, baby. He's such a good voice for it, though, aren't he? We've got question five, and this is for three points for a correct answer. OK, we're going to give you five clubs Sam Allardyce has managed. You have to place them in chronological order when he took over the clubs. Do you want a pen and paper to write this? You might need to write this. Have you got paper? There's a pen. It can't be easier than the Premier League, the father and son. Are you going to give us the clubs? I'm going to give you the clubs. You said it's not all football. You said it's not all football.

32:58Round one, Mickey. Just let everyone go and have a brew and bring him out. Blackburn, Newcastle, Bolton. This is outrageous. Everton, West Ham. Oh, I think we're good with that. I'll bet you are. I could get those. So I want that in chronological order. Outrageous. What was the question about Bolton? I think Bolton's first, is it? And you get them all in the correct chronological order. Can we get an extra point for Limerick City and Nats County before he went to Bolton? No, you thought it was just three points for these five. What were the names again? Blackburn, Newcastle, Bolton, Everton, West Ham.

33:35No, I wouldn't. Definitely not Limerick. Definitely not. Is right Ian Keeney playing? He said Nats County, I wouldn't. We're giving other people a chance to shine. That's what great leaders do. We step back. It's like they're attacking and we're thinking about what about for losing the ball? Let people express themselves. I want them in chronological order. Then we'll oversee it. Not everybody can just attack. Nicky. Nick. Nice jumper. I love what Nicky said, like the trainer, like those bits. Great top. Great top. Let them get on with that, because we've got that. Me and Roy know that. Blap is there.

34:21You get rushed along. You should give him the teams earlier. No, you shouldn't give the teams. I don't think so. You shouldn't give the teams. No, no. They should get it. He definitely goes. Oh, right, I see what you're saying. They just have to get the order of the club season. There's a few not in here, though. These guys going off to a fucking dancing competition after this. Break dancing. B-box. OK, we got it. Right, let's get. Roy, captain, can I get your answers, please? Are we happy with that or not? In chronological order, please. Which one do you not think, Roy? No, no, I think we're good.

34:52Can you read them out loud? We're going to go with Bolton, Newcastle, Blackburn, West Ham and Everton. That is absolutely correct for three. You are now on ten points. The good, the bad and the football, you are on five points, so you really need this. That was a tough one. OK, here's your question. For three points, remember, we are going to give you five clubs Mark Hughes has managed you need to place them in order of chronological order when he took over from the club thanks Jill we're not going to get that fucking Mark Hughes clubs do you want me to give you the name I don't know some art they're not going to get that it's easy Man City Blackburn easy Stoke Fulham QPR

35:45Stoke, Fulham and QPR or Queen's Park Rangers as they're often referred to us that's the one, that's the one Ian, who do you support? I support Hibernian Football Club Ibs Not great because Hearts might win 16-16 SPFL for the first time Since Fergie was at Edinburgh Since Fergie was at Aberdeen the last time a team that wasn't Oh, wow. There's quite a number there, Aaron, right all down the line.

36:23There we go. When I left, he was at City when I was there, when a new takeover. I was only there four years, and I went to Coupier. Right, we need... You do a little violin from home? Do it from home, mate. That's amazing. It's because I did the US one at the same time as well. Is he asked that same question? And do you quote the scripts? I write the scripts. You write the scripts. You write the scripts. Gary, are you trying to get on Love Island? No. I think you'd be cracking on it. Celebrity Love Island. You'd win that easy. Gary, you'd piss that. You would piss Love Island. We've got to get Gary on that.

36:57It'd be brilliant. You should do a Celebrity Love Island. We'd be sick. Gary would get his shows mixed up and get the girls to line up like it was Dragons Day. We forget we're in a quiz here. Oh, sorry. There's a lot of emotion on the programme though isn't there? A lot The bits that I've seen They're young people The bits that I've seen No but it's a bit like You watch it all the time You watch it all the time He's an avid watcher Who? You're an avid watcher aren't you? You're an avid watcher No I'll tell you what we had Me and Mrs had a Love Island party with her mates Did you actually? Oh yeah 7 or 8 years ago A few years ago I got all the Liverpool team Love Island water bottles Andy Robertson Did you?

37:35Yeah I got a Jorgen Klopp had one and all that The big baby Are we going to rush them along? Sorry, guys. Mark Hughes has managed plays. Guys, don't forget the QPR one. He was a caretaker. So it's Man City, Blackburn, Stokefulham, QPR. I want it in chronological order and I want an answer now and I'm actually growing into this now. Yes. I can feel myself. Put your weight around. Put your weight around, E. I'm going to put my foot down, Paddy McGuinness, and I'm going to push you for an answer, mate. Here we go. I'm just putting it out there. These get far more time. How? A few more times. This is outrageous.

38:11Paddy, not that we're competitive. Paddy, we don't know. Just fuck yourself. Oh, fuck. What a team. What a team. That's just pure honesty. That's what you're going to get from Scolese. That's what you're going to get from Scolese. Sean, come on. This is your chance right now. Do you know what chronological means? Sean played for him, didn't he? Right, so. Sean played for him. We're now, obviously, Blackburn first. but when I went back to see he was there but then I had worn up for a year a year and a half Mark Hughes who is a football player that then became a manager so they have to break somewhere thanks for that a lot of people do that these days right you need to get them all right for the three points fucking hell right okay Blackburn number one City two oh you're smiling I'm not done on it.

39:06We've already got me to stop. No, you're on. You're on. You're on. Don't be telling him. This is the one where we're roaming out. We'll go Fulham three. You're on. You're on. Stop telling him. He's telling him. Can you do that? QPR four, stop five. It's three points. You've got to get it. Yay! Well done, Sean. Come on, righty. It's unbelievable. How have we got that? Well done. You said you look fucking good. Because of my son. No idea. No idea. Paul was acting like you had no chance in hell. Right, should we really try now? Because obviously we're good. Wait a while. We're good. You're back in the room.

39:53Right, end of round one. It's close. It's 10-8 to stick to football. These are just in the lead, but not by much. 10-8. 10-8. 10-8. it's close it's close you're applauding yourself you're free to applaud you're applauding yourself is that the end of round one? end of round one it's 10-8 Stick to Football are in the lead Stick to Football is brought to you by Arm Clothing £1 million the Super 6 Christmas rollover is one final round and if you land the jackpot you could become a millionaire it's completely free to play just predict six goals this weekend and the money could be yours. So if you fancy landing the rollover jackpot, get your Super 6 picks in before 3pm on Saturday for a chance to win.

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40:50Round two is an observational round, so you've got to watch it. That's what that means. Thanks for that. You get five questions on a video we're about to show you. Right, stick to football, you're up first. You've got to watch this video. Put your clean glasses on. In this video, our beloved Kieran, who was recently put for his pasted with Solford FC and at a private gym session with the former world's strongest man, Eddie Hall. Stick to football, you have got the Eddie Hall video. So watch this and I'm going to give you five questions about this video. Shall we write that down? No point with writing it down.

41:23Shall we write things down? I don't know. Are they allowed to write things down? No. In fact, I'll need my pen back for the scores. Can I have my pen back? I love my pen back. It's a bit of fun. We're not writing it down. You're not writing things down. You've got to observe, you've got to memorise, and then you've got to tell me the answers to the questions at the end of the video. Here's the video. Now have a look at this.

41:50We're here at Destination Gym in Stoke to see if I've got what it takes to be a strong man. What's up, man, Kez? Hey, Omari. Hello, Eddie. How are you doing, mate? You OK? I'm excited. I'm hoping I'd pleasantly surprise myself a little bit because this is unfamiliar territory. Could someone start to be a strongman at 29? Like a base strongman at Will Strongest Man would be 6 '1". Right. And probably a minimum of, like, 130 kilos. So I've got no chance, really, then, on that front. Well, you're a bit behind.

42:27The attention told us little details. I'm a bit nervous. Come on, man. We'll get warmed up. Right, so I think a good safe way to test your strength would be to do a six rep max. So basically, we're going to keep going up the weight until you cannot do six reps. Right, OK. My 13-year-old son, he can do about 35 kilos for six reps. Should be easy, yeah.

42:54Go on, kids. Six. How's that feeling? All right. Yeah, I've done a bit of research in like sumo wrestling. And if you're a top level sumo wrestler in Japan, you're like fucking David Beckham. You're like, money's unreal. Yeah, the fame's right up there. Some of them are like 250 kilos. Like they're fucking ginormous. That's not a full rep that I'll have you know. Yeah. I'd have pulled him up on that. Weirdest thing you've ever lifted up then. I guess the most obscene thing I ever picked up, it's called the Red Rocket. and it was like a steel tube going that way, probably about 12 foot in length.

43:35And I put a hip hoist on and you pick it up with your hips, you weren't allowed to use your hands. And I think I picked something up like 1300 kilo and just lifted it up off the ground and then put it back down. Come on, big breath. Oh, oh. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on. Oh, he's struggling with a 25. So how heavy would an Atlas Stone be that you'd lift typically? Will's Strongest Man level, you're talking 200 kilo. They do kids versions, luckily for you. I'm going to need that. Here we go. 45 kilos. It's not even a quarter what we do at Will's Strongest Man stage.

44:18Fuck.

44:23Oh, Kess. I'm not having a sense yet. No go. Pull your forearms into it. There we go. Keep your arms straight. Just stand straight up. Keep going. No go.

44:38Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. He's having that happen. I'm still in class. We've just literally got it. He's had it. He's just watching that. Put a bit of turkey on, a bit of tree sap. Oh, brilliant. He's amazing. He's actually finished himself. Kieran does not have what it takes to be a strongman, but that's OK, because Kieran is a runner. Don't quit the day job. Don't quit the day job, is the good old saying, yeah. Jumble, Kyle. Thanks so much. Awesome. Oh, come on, man. All right. Yes, Kers. Give it up for Kieran, everyone. Oh, no. Phenomenal stuff. Oh, no. Here it's a great idea.

45:26Give him the question. Right. You stand there for this round. Right. These trousers and everything. Right, here we go. Are you ready? Five questions. Each question is worth one point. First question. What was written on Eddie Hall's shirt? Beast. Beast. Beast. One point. Did you get that, guys? What colour socks does Kieran take off in the dressing room? What coloured socks? Oh. Oh. You check the first question, the first answer. Leopard. Like a leopard. I thought it was grey. You want to lock that in? Yeah. Leopard print is correct for another boy. They were black and white. Black and white. Leopard.

46:08Zebra. Leopard's not black and white. They were leopard print. What's it sound there? Leopard print. He was wearing them. Black and white. He was wearing them. Black and white. He was wearing them. What colour is leopard? He had them on. With a yellow and black. You're colour blind. Black and white. Why would he lie? Why would he lie? Let's go. I didn't think this would be what we'd be arguing about. They made the blue man with leopard. Let's take control. Let that go. Right, listen. Which footballer does Eddie Hall compare top-level sumo wrestlers to? David Beckham. Is correct for another point.

46:42David Beckham, guest of the show. Are we going to confer when he asks? Now, what was the weight of the final dumbbells that Kieran lifted up? Oh, yes. 25. 25 kgs is correct. And finally, how many attempts did Kieran have at picking up the Atlas ball? Oh, God. Three or four. I think it was three. That was three. More than that. You think so? I think you have more. I thought it was three or four. I thought it was three. Yeah, yeah. You have to pick one, guys. Four. The first four. You've locked that in. Yep. I would have said three. I would have said five.

47:17The correct answer is Four That makes the scores That takes you to 15 points Well done as well, Kez, brilliant Well played I'd like to know what color I'd like to know what color Leopard, do you want this? Leopard's not black and white Leopard's yellow I'm watching that again Zeb, leopard Oh, panda. Leopard is yellow and black. There we go. Ben's got them on. Ben's got them on. Black and white. Black and white. Black and white. Black and white. Thank you very much. That's not a leopard. That's not a leopard. Is that a zebra or a leopard? That's fair enough. It's fair enough. Let me bring Ben's sock to the audience.

48:03Is that the exact sock? This is the sock. You went to Ben's house before. Is that black or white? Ben, I'll get your sock off for then. That's all right, Ben. That is a genuinely worn sock Look at that Look at it You'll sign it You'll sign it for if you want There's one for everyone in the audience I tell you what That was a good observation Right now listen The good, the bad in the football You're about to watch Kieran visit League 2 Salford Switch on Remember five questions at the end Be very observant Here's the video now Good luck Kieran mate Good luck guys Is it Kieran again?

48:41I'm here at Littleton Road to see if I've got what it takes to be a professional footballer. I'm Brickin it do my best to not get humiliated today Well James schools is there every day he knows all that Look at the school's he looking like that. I suppose he's got the camera I'll be handing me notice in at the overlap this evening I'm playing tomorrow with any luck. See what they think Oh, the class of 92, let's hear about him. They won it by themselves. It was the class of 92 that won it all. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I guess the others. Oh!

49:20How we doing? How are you? Right, listen, before we start, right, obviously where we train here, there's a run that when Bruce, he was a kid coming through, he wants to just see where you're at first. Two and a half minutes. But if you can do it, what do you say you can do a 10K in? 42-ish now. 42 minutes, so, yeah. It'll be interesting to see.

49:42You're going to go on my whistle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, so first one, you're up to me. Ready? Yeah. There you go. Six-yard line, back. 18-yard line. Go on, Kane! Back. You're coming up to the halfway line. So this drill that he's doing now is every line on the pitch and back. Far 18-yard line. Go on, Kane! If a player can get in under two and a half minutes, they're deemed to be reasonably fit. Come on, mate! Come on, you beast! I'm not making it back, am I? Well done. Went off too fast at the start. Two minutes. You might need to pace yourself. That's good, by the way. Right, come on, Key.

50:28You're doing two minutes. Just 1v1s, you against Kelly. How do you fancy your chances? Not quite a chance, I'm sorry mate. You're going to be put to work here I think. Put your bib on mate. Don't do a ballad, tell you whatever you do. Ready? Pay two minutes off the bat. Let's go, come on. One off, yes from you, keep us, come on Pay! Get it Kez. Come on Kay. This is the worst second. Pay for two minutes! One v one. One v one, keep us, pay! Yeah, it's tough. Two down. Three down. Great stuff, Kez. Keep going. This is hard work, though. Four down. Fifty seconds gone. I know. Yes, go on, Kez. Look, Aaron, go on.

51:17Oh! Take it, take it. Let it go. Seven down. His legs have gone. Your keeper's not healthy. His legs have gone. Fifteen seconds. Oh, he could have been trying to keep it. Come on! His legs are knackered. Unlucky. Yes! It's hard, though, to be in his defence. He's just come off a very difficult run. I am pasty. I didn't expect it to be that difficult. Pasty. Go to ground. Yes!

51:55Oh, no. I just had nothing. Genuinely just had nothing.

52:03I thought that was there Very tough I mean For anyone to have a Football as their profession You've got to be a Top level athlete Each time I got the ball I didn't have anything in the legs to try and find half a yard round him or anything You need to get yourself recovered because you're playing tomorrow Colchester at home, 3 o 'clock Go and get yourself a nice massage Just 12.30 kick off, not 3 o 'clock 12.30 kick off I'll see you at three. Yeah.

52:42Oh, that feels so good. Oh, get the heel in. Get the heel in. I'm due a paid review. Fucking hell, if I don't get a paid, I'd have to be put through that today. Tuesday with Eddie Orr. what you've got to do. That was pure pain, that today. And it was just soul-destroying. Soul-destroying. Give it up for Kieran. Well done. Guys, you're the best. After the huli went back onto the pitch and actually scored a hat-trick. Unbelievable. That stuff's amazing. Right. Come on. So Kieran went to Salford. Here are your questions. There's five as a point for each. Easy. First of all, what number is Kieran's training kit?

53:27What number is Kieran's... They didn't see it. 30. Is correct. Shut up. Two knees. Which player does Kieran compare himself to? Oh. I don't even remember hearing that. I don't remember. Are you sure he said that? Did you play it again? Did you say that? At the start, he did. At the start, he did, yeah. I think it was... He did say it. What? Fucking, these are so much more difficult than... Oh, they're the exact same. No, they're not. No, they're not. You didn't hear that one, did you? I didn't hear it. How do you guess? Just have a guess. Where is he from? It was an F-player. It was an F-player.

54:01Thank you. Robbie Fowler. Robbie Fowler is unbelievably incorrect. It was Michael Owen. Yes! I did not hear that. Michael Owen. I finished that. Are they done now? That's it? No, there's a few more. What time does Kieran say he can run 10K in? He said 42 minutes. He did, correct. Same time as Scolzi. I've got Scolzi with me. Scolzi whispered that one. Three Premier League strikers are referenced in the video. Can you name two of them? That's a tough one. At any point of the Michael Owen, correct? Easy. I remember you. That's obvious. It was so obvious. You're so annoying. Three, and just at any point, they're named.

54:40Honestly. Don't be giving them any clues. No, I'm just saying they're named in the video. Got to be Robbie Fowler. Yeah. Got to be Robbie Fowler. Like a solicitor, you can't be representing both. Got to be Robbie Fowler. OK, OK, OK. You know what? I wouldn't have got these. I don't think I'd have got any of them. Three Premier League strikers are reference. Give me two of them. You've got my claw in. What's the next one? What did Eddie Hall have on his shirt that he's known as and sponsored as? And it was in multicoloured letters. And he's got a fucking 50-inch chest. We've got how many blades of grass did he cover?

55:17I'm glad he's saying it like that. It's absolutely outrageous. How did you explain it like that? I'm glad he said chest. You got the squad number. The squad number. Squad number you got. That was easy. That was easy. That was as easy as beef. I guess. Did he say it backs? No, it's not a striker. Oh, sorry, sorry. Robbie Fowler, fuck it. You love Robbie Fowler. Yeah, I do. And he doesn't love you because it's wrong. It was Balotelli, remember when he was putting on the... Remember when he was putting the bib on? That's the reason he said that. And Bergkamp. It's just said three Premier League strikers as a reference.

55:47I didn't hear Bergkamp. They were all shouting while they were watching. What flavour huell does Kieran drink in the air? Whatever flavour that is. Whatever flavour that is. Pettles and some other. Is it strawberry or some other? What is it? What is that? It's got a strawberry in it. Mountain blue. Strawberry and cream. What is it? Strawberry. What? What is it? What answer? Strawberry. I mean, we can't even see that from here. Let alone fucking on us. These are fucking outrageous. These are outrageous. That one's disgraceful. Fucking disgraceful. Can't even see it. It was there for you to see.

56:21It was there because we haven't even referenced it. We said he's got fuel. Yeah, but not fucking strawberry. We couldn't see the flavour. Strawberry is correct Thanks It's technically strawberry light But if I pulled you up on that I think that would have been So that makes the scores 15-11 to stick to football

56:44And then finally And one more time Give it up for Keeve And everybody You're done You're done You're done You're done That was tough What you did by the way What was it Stick to football Is brought to you by and clothing. The next round is the football pictionary round. You're all going to have 90 seconds And it will be 90 seconds To name as many clubs as you can Kieran's going to come back to keep time And he's going to bring out the easel and all the rest of it Captains, so Roy and Paddy You need to pick someone that you want doing the drawing Right What? What we're saying I can't draw It's not the drawing It's not the drawing You draw We've got to guess the team It's not about drawing No listen, listen It's not about drawing

57:35So this is like a charade, bro. Pictionary. Pictionary. Good shout. Good shout, E. Can I do words, by the way? No. Gary, it's pictures. Yeah, just right there. Can I do words? Old school. Down this side. I can't draw on my left hand. No, no, but you just have to draw like that, Gary. Come on. I'll be cutting you across it, though, won't I? You'll be fine. You'll be fine, honestly. In Eltoni, art. It's just funny.

58:05I can't get quite right here. He'd be drawing a jaw hand. I'm ready. Right, 90 seconds. We're all football teams. Gary's going to draw just pictures. You can't do words. And we can show as many as we want. You can shout out as much as you want, and then when you guess it, you move on to the next one, Gary. Or you can pass if you really want to. I started by looking at the... Kieran, are you ready to start? 90 seconds starts now. Oh, shit. It's a football team. That's a Man United or Man City. How do you know that? It's a man, Jill. Which one, then? I would have got that rummy. Clean hell. Come on, Gary.

58:37It's a hard one. Go to the next page if you want as well, Gary. Fuck me. It's going to be a picture of this. See, it's because he's had to stand on that side. It's not going to get... Liverpool. Pool. Is that a pool? Blackpool. Is it Premier League clubs? Are there any teams? Volcano. This is not wrong. Any football teams? Eruption. In the world? In the world. Corruption. He's moved on. That's 30 seconds gone. Take your time. Come on, Gary. If you need three or four. Ah, lovely stuff. Oh! Time's ticking! You're a card. Sunderland. Ian Chil. Yeah, I've got that, guys. Ian Chil of the North. Newcastle.

59:15Newcastle. No. No. No, no, no. Oh, no. You've got that in the nightmare. Liverpool, Everton, Blackburn, Old. Southampton. How long's that? Ian. Come on, draw Southampton. That's one minute gone. Southampton. Southampton. Southampton. Southampton. Southampton Can't speak Stop turning the card round as well Gary Fucking hell That's what you want to draw Gary That's good Oh here we go PSG PSG

59:51Two right so far And one Second left Oh my God. What was that one? It was a pint for Rovers, Rovers Return. You could have wrote Rovers? Blackburn Rovers, you can't write a word. Blackburn Rovers, you can't write a word. What do you want Blackburn Rovers? Real Madrid. I think Roy getting Eiffel Tower from that is amazing. Where's Real Madrid on there? Halo. That was how he saves you, man. That's what I told you. Who's doing your own drawing? I was doing the same. Right, who's up? Say what, though. Yeah, Nicky, but... Go to Gary, show him answer on that. You've got to stand next time as well. Do you want me to hold him for you?

1:00:36He's got to do it for the lesson. Gary, why didn't you just draw, like, you belly them? No, but when you get out of the mind, just move them on. Fucking hell. Tough crowd. I kept doing it. Okay, guys. Hang on. Can't use letters. Don't worry about it. Can't use letters. No words or letters. Hang on. Hold on to the cards, Nicky, like Gaz did. Do you want to hold on to them? No, no, no. Nice one, Nicky. Do it properly. Oh, the rules change every time. I'm trying to help him, man. Every time. Yeah, no. Paddy, we only got a pass. Paddy, we only got two. Paddy, we cheated that well, we only got two.

1:01:07You know what I mean? Paddy, you do know these are England United. Oh, oh, he's just whispered something. I swear to God, I never wish to speak. Go on, Nicky. Right, Nicky. Nicky. This is where it's a call. There's nothing about me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. God, he's lying. Nicky, you're 90 seconds. Hang on. Who's got his mic? That's a big one. Have you started? I'll start again, start again. Start again. I'll allow it once. Move it round, Nicky. Pull that back leg out, mate. It's going to go over that. I can't hold your knees. I'll land your cards. I'll go on this side. Right. Go on. Here's my hat.

1:01:41Right, that's your first one. Time starts. Now. You can pass. Pass, pass. See from that side, Jay. Oh, fuck. Oh, he just... Hide it when you're bringing them down. I'm trying, Roy, I've got too many cards. That's a hard one, that. Pass it on, pass it on, pass it on. Fucking hell, come on, Nicky. How long is this? How long is it? He can't shout behind me back. Come on, Nicky. I don't know that one. Fucking hell. Draw something, for fuck's sake. Nicky, come on. Addy, you stay in a minute. Next one. He's on me, he's talking. 30 seconds, come on. He can't shout behind me. Liverpool! Fucking Liverpool!

1:02:24Shut up a minute. Move on. Robbie Fowler. Stop guessing you're putting Nicky butt off. How long to go, Kieran? House. Oh, it's fucking... How long to go? 50 seconds. How long? Nicky, come on, son. Just trust. Shirt. House. No, listen. Madness. House of fun. The kit's colour. One minute. Umentos. Yeah. What? Come on. Black and white stripes. I don't know. How did you get in the game? Did you see him again? In the cards, in the way. Did you see him again? That's a clue. In the way of football, right? Not to be honest. Oh, I might be fucking meant to get in the ass. Nicky, come on, son. I'm struggling.

1:03:04How can you find? What do you can do? Here we go. Liverpool. Easy. Easy, this one. Look, Kieran. Easy. Oh! He's got a shot, man. He's got a shot. He's got a shot. Right, he's got a shot. Oh! He's done the whole support. Villa. Aston Villa. I'm with you. There you go. United down here all the game. You know in Barcelona, you should have put up like a cell. A cell like bars. Fucking brilliant. That gets it straight off. Put him up that foot. At the end of that round, stick to football around 17. The good, the bad, that was out. Sorry, boys. That was out. I don't know what I'm meant to do there. Anything.

1:03:46Anything. What did you do? In Spurs, rent free, mate. How do you draw the club? What do you think I am? Draw the shape of the shield. I said Liverpool, by the way. I said Liverpool. And he was drawing Aston Villa at the time. And he said Liverpool. Whoa. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Jamie might need a wee for this. I can't even do one pull-up. Right, next up, we bring you a pull-up bar, OK? The captains will pick one person each to do as many pull-ups as they can. It is two points for each pull-up. Can you do that? Two points for each pull-up. The captain will pick... Are we doing different ones, or is this just for pull-ups?

1:04:35Just pull-ups. Paddy. One person from each team does pull-ups. It's two points a pull-up. Two points a pull-up, that's good. I can just tell. I reckon. And we've got And Kieran is going to decide Whether or not it's a proper pull up Ian can we do a competition No no no I can't do We'll be there all day Honestly You've never been able to I know I can do something But it's two points at a pull up Are we able to do I've got to get used to You're going with Jamie Paddy who are you going with Oh, hello. You can do quite a few, can't you? I'm going to put myself up. Go on now. You've got to go first.

1:05:23No, no, no. You're in the lead. I'm changing the rules. I'm changing the rules first. Kieran's here to make sure that it's... If you bring your knees in... Yeah, but you've got a full arm. Full arm, is it? Full arm and chin's got to go over the back. Full arm, chin's got to go over the back. So listen, I'm keeping... But Kieran's word is final on if it's a proper pull-up. Excuse me. Excuse me. What you're asking for there, Keith, is a chin-up, not a pull-up. Chin-up over the top. Oh, he knows. Pull-ups like that. Is it wide on? Wide. We're going wide then. Pull-up. Is it going wide? Oh, yeah. That's a pull-up.

1:06:07You do it every way you do it. You do it every way you want to do it. Get your chin above there. By the way, Paddy, you... Before we start this, can we get a jumper in Cara's size? No. Get a little hard on it. Hey, Jamie, don't worry about that. As many pull-ups as you can do. You take your time. Oh, that's not wide. Whenever you're ready, Jamie, on you go, my man. Very wide, is it? Yes, Jamie. One. That's not a full extension. Two. That's as good as it is. Three. Yes, Cara. Yes. Yes, Cara. Five. Ten. Get ten. He won't do 10. Come on, Cara. Seven. Eight. He's already gone past me. Nine. Ten. Yeah.

1:06:51You did. Yeah. Look at that. Look at him. I tell you what. I tell you what. I tell you what. If Jimmy Carragher's shirt wasn't tight before that, it is now. He's absolutely pumped. I tell you what. All I'm going to say is... That's 20 points putting you on 37 points. All I'm going to say is Paddy's been talking about this. How many does that Paddy need 70 days? Oh! Good take-off. Throw it somewhere. These old things.

1:07:28Before you go, I want to know how many does he need to get... 11-level pay-go. Oh, he looks nervous. That's a lot, pal. and you did go full extension 13 13 takes you into the lead how many? 13 he got 10 oh is it oh oh come on lads 2 points he just gets winning oh just shit the bed that's a lot 1 1 2 9 he's flying 4 5 6 7 oh he's bumping oh 9 10 go on One more, Paddy! 13! One more, Paddy! One more! One more! One more! I'm not having the last one! Come on!

1:08:24Come on! The last one was more a wall climb than I was there. It was our 13. The last one, President, is the pull-up machine? What do we say? 13 13 I can't help me legs catch Paddy we're giving you 13 but that now means our new leaders with 40 points are the good oh sorry we're giving you 14 yes which means with 40 points the new leaders are the good the bad in the football yes it's all to play for lads it's just a bit of fun 37 points to 40 how's that we're back in we're back in everyone because it was two points to chin up and he beat you quite convincingly you've got an extra eight you've got eight more than you can I go and have a wee Stick to Football is brought to you by Arm Clothing this is our third and final round we've got five questions in this round each question is worth five points so listen very carefully because here's how it works I will give you a footballing topic and each team will alternate answers.

1:09:35You can confer with your team, but once you get an answer wrong, the other team win the points. So we'll go back and forward. If you get it wrong, the other team get the five points. Simple? Yeah. Yeah? Do you want to do a little example? Yeah, go on. So if I said to you, players with more than 100 Premier League goals, you would go back and forth. They'd say six. They'd keep going, right? Oh no, you'd go back and forward giving them and then whoever gets it wrong right okay Bosh you're right ah elimination time who goes first and do we just show up the answers or we have to give you can confer I reckon he could have squeezed a few more he's not even slitted don't be shouting on any of them so we'll start with questioning one of everyone's the idea I'll go to stick to football first on this one but we will all turn it if it's fair cheers hi Addy still no coffee give him some fuel No That's what you should have Strawberry fuel light I'll get a discount cord off you Okay Here's question one Name the current teams Who play in red In the EFL And the Premier League This is home shirts only And does include Stripes Sleeves And patterns But not sponsors So it's Teams in the EFL And the Premier League With red home shirts And that does include Sleeves And stripes But not Sponsors Right OK.

1:11:01So we'll start with stick to football. We'll go back and forth. First person that gets it wrong, the other team gets the five points. Are you ready? Stick to football. Go. Liverpool. Liverpool, correct. United. Correct. Forest. Correct. Don't just take our time. Sunderland. Sunderland. No, it includes stripes and does not badges. Sunderland. Correct. Next one. Just get the obvious ones out of the way anyway. Arsenal. Arsenal. Arsenal. Got it there. Correct. What did they say? Salford. Salford. Salford, yeah. Salford is correct. Charlton. Charlton is correct. Sheffield United. Yeah, Sheffield United.

1:11:46Is correct. There's a few Prem ones left. Let's just start a few. That's what I'm saying. Keep some battles, bro. Walsall. Walsall is correct. A good League Two shout. Middlesbrough. Middlesbrough is correct. Good one, Paddy. Swindon. Swindon is correct. Wrexham is correct.

1:12:19Southampton. Have we said that? No, we haven't. Southampton. Southampton's correct. No, you didn't say it. Get on with it. You said Sunderland Couple in the Championship Couple Premier League ones still to go as well Bristol City Bristol City is correct Another Championship one gone Crew Crew is correct Sorry my League 2 knowledge isn't quite as good as the Stoke Stoke is correct

1:13:01Ellie you shout that one out no no and remember it's a home shirt only but it does include stripes and sleeves Brentford Brentford is correct Laiton Orient Laiton Orient is correct first one from League One well done I need to think lads I need to think come on yeah Yeah. The one that he said there. Go on, you... Bournemouth. Bournemouth, correct. Still one Prem one left. Still a Prem one left. A Prem one? Yeah, he said there's still one Prem one left. It can be any. EFL or Premier? Yeah. Who are they? I've always said that. Yeah, do that one. Hold it back a bit, though. Ackerman to Stanley. Is a great shout, correct.

1:13:51Doncaster. Doncaster is correct, well done. You were right, you were right. Rotherham is correct. League one. What are you telling them? We've got an underdog. Lincoln. Lincoln City is correct. That's a good shot. Dave said it. Barnsley. Barnsley. It's a great show and it's correct. Have we said show? There's not many left, you know. Yeah, we have. Dave said show. Don't tell him. I'm going through a map of England. I'm doing that as well. Thank you. What about me? Red stripes, red sleeves. Yeah, that's not your thing. Oh, OK. I think it's a lot of links. Stuck it in. We're going to miss the Premier League Didn't Carly play that once?

1:14:56Yeah We said far as I said Come on Jamie How long we got? Oh you took our time I'm going to push it in How many left is there? How many left is there? One Prem, one Championship Three League One and three League Two Keep them cards back pal I've got one Ian, keep them cards back. I'm sorry, I know what he's like. No, no, it's fine. Still one in the premise. In the premise, it was red. Stripes, sleeves are included. Stripes and sleeves? Sleeves. I've just checked with them two. Home shirt, but it does include stripes, sleeves and patterns. Yeah, Crystal Palace. Crystal Palace is correct. They've got stripes and they've got red.

1:15:41Maroon. Fucking maroon. It's not his friend. It's red. It's on our nose goes there. It's leopard print. So he's not...

1:15:50Of course it's red It's literally red, white and blue Where are they from these clubs now? Championship, League One and League Two How many in League Two left? League Two you've got three Stevenage Stevenage is a phenomenal shout it's correct Yes Cheltenham What a League Two shout it's correct Yes, Gary Yeah, we're folks Who's the last one here? One more friend Premier League still No, I'm done That was Palace I'm done now What are the leagues? One in the championship One championship Two League One And two League Two Time We've got to start pressing for time now Come on There's kids here They have to go home over there There's kids, yeah Kids here Traffic Ridiculous what's going on now It's only like half twelve Is it time?

1:16:37Yeah, but I think it's been He's went back That's what I said, Jane Let's think of another one still It's got to be a League One I think I've got one Yeah Hold on, hold on Oh, that's the weakest. It might be, yeah, it is, yeah, it is. And what are we saying? It's a tricky one. It's a risky one. We won't risk it. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Hang on, Nicky. Oh, shit. Oh, he's buzzing. Nicky Butt's buzzing. He's got it. He's got this. Nicky Butt is flying. He's got it. No. No. Oh, he's wrong. Paul School says no. He looked really indecisive. Paul School says no. Kill me. So, that's it then, isn't it?

1:17:09No, no, I don't got one. This could be the winner. Have a punt. These two will go for Crawley. Crawley? The League Two Crawley is correct. Good shout. Big shout. Unbelievable shout. One championship, two League One and one League Two. Come on, we need to go again. We need to go again and they'll get one. Oh, God. Dread. Stripes, sleeves and patterns. But not the sponsor. I'm going down the mortway, Sally. On the sleeves. I need to get on the sleeves.

1:17:51I'm going to have to push you in a second I'm not pushing you yet I'm going to have to in a bit Oh nice Are we still talking about time now? How long you got? Of course in traffic Kids have got to go home Exeter Exeter is correct Yes! One championship One League One and one League Two left. Come in! We need one more. I've got it. Caro, you go League One. Quickly pass it over there. You got it? Yeah, go on. Have you got it? Oh, Jesus. Speak of League One. I'm in, man. I've got it. Fleetwood. It's correct. That's the whole of League Two done. This fucking time. Damn it. That's wild. One League One, one championship.

1:18:37Red stripes, shots and patterns. They can have red and a striped sleeve on the pass, but not for sponsor.

1:18:48It's in the championship. It's League One as well, though. League One and... League One, Carras, S.B.U. Stevenage, did they not? I think they've said that. Go through the alphabet. They have, they have, they have, they have. They haven't said it. Is that your answer, yes or no? No, you can't say it. That's a whole game. I thought part of the game was remembering what we've not heard. No, no, no, no. Nicky said I said it. It's fine. Who's tapping the champ? Coventry. Well, fuck you, say it then. Are you excited? I'm trying to be nice. Are you breaking the rules by telling us whether we've said it or not?

1:19:28I don't know. Yeah, but I think if you say what we've said, then you're out. You can't answer twice. I don't think I should tell you if you've said it or not. There's a lot of time gone here, by the way. Because part of the game is remembering what's been said and not said. So I'm going to stick to that, and not just because my earpiece started working just then. A lot of time here. I need to get the one in. Jesus Christ. You've got one from the Championship and one from League One. Curries that because you've done the chin-ups.

1:19:5830 seconds, I'll give you. Oh, no. Come on, I like that. I like that. Ian, I like that, pal. You've got to be a bit firm with these lads and lasses. If you get this wrong, we'll hand it over if they can get one. Yeah.

1:20:14Red. Home shirt only and does include stripes, sleeves and patterns, but not patterns. There's more of these. Right, ten seconds. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three. One, two, three, one. I'm going to have to push this for an answer. Come on, lads. Stephen, just say Stephen. Just say it. I've told you, I've been honest with you. I've been honest with you. Say it. And we said Leighton. Because we lose five points. No, we said Leighton. We'll just go to Stephen, we haven't got anything else. It's already been said, so I'm going to hand it over to the good, the bad and the football to steal.

1:20:52We don't get the points. No, you've got to get it right to steal. What? I thought I was going to get the points. I thought we were one ahead of you. I mean, fucking nice. You have to get it right, Gabri. Gabri. Honestly I wonder who's fucking studio We've got one ahead They've had the same time He's got his time to answer They've just had six minutes You had the same six minutes Six minutes That's not what we had to think That six minutes still affects me I thought you were going to get it We just thought You've still got to get the answer Championship and League One One of each One left of each One left to be Let's just go through All the champions Yeah easy No I didn't think of that And you get this But I got less though And if you get this correct You get the five points And you don't No one gets the points They're still sponsored by that They've just started Getting red stripes On the sleeve Can I just have my phone For two minutes And remember You're looking for a Red home shirt only And it does include Stripes And patterns I'm just trying to get The answer out of them As quick as possible Can we still think about something They haven't got it They've not done it They should have been thinking about the same time.

1:22:03I'll give you a minute. I'll give you a minute. No, I've run out now. I'll give him a minute. Can they come back to us?

1:22:18That's 30 seconds now. Come on. Can we count them down as well? I'll give you a 10 to count down. So if they don't get this as a draw? If they don't get this, no-one gets the points. If they get it, they get a steal, they get the five points. This is the last round? No, there's about four more of these. Ten. Six. They've had a lot longer. We don't know, but that's both. One. We've had a lot longer. I'm going to put you for an answer, bud. Leicester. Leicester away from which we've had Walsh, aren't we? Yeah, so that's it. That's how you said it. Right, what is it? Go on. Okay, from League One, it was Reading.

1:22:56Reading? Reading. No, why? Yeah, but it's red. There's a bit of red on there. Oh, fair. That's all the instance. And then the championship was Watford. What? Watford? Yeah. They've got little red stripes on them. That's not red. Yeah. You know, that's tough, that is. That's why I kept on saying... So no one gets a point, but we'll go to question two. Oh, that's nothing. Lots of fun, this next one. Oh, my gosh. Name the teams in the Premier League and championships who have animals in their badge. Can you name the teams in the Premier League and Championship who have animals in their badge? We'll start with the good, the bad and the football.

1:23:35Let's go. And it's Premier League and Championship. Those first? Yeah. League one and League two do not count. We're looking for Premier League and Championship. Sheffield is correct. Which one? What animal? Oh, yeah, which Sheffield? Wednesday. This is now getting a little bit too much. And you don't have to give the animal. Just the team Spurs Spurs is correct A cockerel Derby Derby Is correct Wolves Wolves is obviously correct

1:24:11Liverpool We've got to keep that Oh it says What is that I got off What is that The fucking egg The obvious one Palace Palace is correct Liverpool Liverpool is correct Oh fucking hell A mythical bird, but I'll still allow it. I will allow mythical animals. OK. Oh, yeah. Just so you know. Is that on the thing, though? Yeah. Yeah. Brighton. Brighton is correct. I can't think of it. Oh.

1:24:44Think of the super six badgers. Oh, yeah. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Should we just get that one? Is it nicknames? It's not nicknames, it's actually in the badge. In the actual badge, an animal pictured in the badge. From Liverpool? Millwall. Millwall is correct. They've done Liverpool. No, really, we're going to have to request that.

1:25:16Leicester. Leicester is correct. Which one? Norwich City is correct. The Canaries famously. Here a second now. I've got to stay here a second. You've heard the captain. No, I can't. It does ring a bell. No, that's the nickname. I can't think of the badges. I'm trying to see the super star. Where are they going? What's going on there? What's going on? Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, hang on a minute. Right, he's 60. He needs a toilet every time. You've seen what happened. Did you leave him? Who's next? Come on, guys, I'm pushing you to... Hull. Hull, what a shout. Love with the Tigers. Come on. It's kind of snapped.

1:25:58I had that one. That was when we were keeping back. Is there loads? There's a load left, yeah. One, two, three, four. I mean, six Prem ones. What? It's got to be... Brentford. Brentford. The Bees, yeah. Fosh. It's Nick James, isn't it? Yeah, they've got Brentford. Chelsea. Chelsea with the big lion is correct. If variety comes back with all these now, it's bang on the ball. Maybe it's a coincidence. He's just seeing to his animal. Oh, look at how light he is in his feet coming back in. He knows now. He's got a little Google. He only had a wave. Come on. Where are we? We've got any in the background.

1:26:50It's your turn. Yeah, any more. He said there's loads of Prim on. You just, because you were out the room, Chelsea and Brentford have been knocked off the list since you've been gone. Right, come on. Do you know there's a couple of teams that have different badges for a home and away. Can we use them? Different badges for a home and away? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I wasn't going to tell you what it was, but I fucking know. Just leave it. They've got a go yet. I'm going to have to get his move in there.

1:27:22What? Yeah.

1:27:28I'm not going to leave.

1:27:32Trump. What are the prime teams? Come on, you rhinos. Bristol City? Bristol City is correct. Oh, Roy. That was a captain's move right there. That was a power play. I'm not even conferring. Boom. And done. I'd love it if that was fucking wrong. How many left in the prem? We've got one, two, three, four left in the prem. Is it in the prem? Nick, it's got to be. And the championship, half of them have got it. How much of it? Who are? The holders. Right, pads. Two things. We'll keep that. Do you think I should go where? I don't know. What's about that one? Look. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Maybe they've got a mad badge.

1:28:23We do the badges on six years. Maybe do a confident one. That's what I'm saying. Keep your eyes off. I need a wee as well. I need a wee and my phone. I know. Right, OK then. I don't know what it is, but there is. Phone will stay there. West Brom. West Brom. Yeah. It's correct. Yeah, they have a... Thank God. I can tell you that the bird on the West Brom badge is the throstle. I've never heard of that. It's a songbird, Sean. Thanks for asking.

1:29:00It's a songbird. Yeah, maybe. I kind of think what the Prem teams have not said. He said mythical as well. I take mythical. I'll take mythical. You'll take mythical? I'll take mythical. Oh, really? Yeah, we've already had one. Yeah. I think we should save... Wrexham. Wrexham. The dragon, I'll have it. I said that. Fucking dragon, an animal. It's mythical. What do you think it is? Fucking nothing. It's not something you saw the fucking dragon. When I was at Rex, I was... No. No, we had that one. Yeah, they have. Did they? Yeah, they said it. They just checked. Oh, you can't check. You can't check.

1:29:40You can't check. You're not allowed to check. We've gone through this, aren't we? You can't check. By the way, we can't even say it. Andy, we're at home. we can do not on the ticket we're at home go for the teams

1:29:571-2 there's still four prems I've been saying it before I said it it was your turn Swansea Swansea they've got a swan on their badge it's correct United United It's not a devil. It's not a devil. It's not a devil. A devil is not an animal. A devil is not an animal. Can we? No, no, no. The devil's not an animal. It's not an animal. It's not an animal. The devil's in the Bible, for God's sake. It's a mythical creature. This is going to go off. No chance. You've got to take it, but a devil's not an animal. Thank you. Yes. What would you say he is? What would you say the devil is? He's a devil. What is it?

1:30:43He's a man with a fork. He's a man with a fork. Can you give me that? We've got another team, so I wouldn't have used that. We've got another team. Give him the other team. Not yet. I'm here. He's man-unated and I said... I said United. You're a red devil. You're a red devil. Is that mythical? I've got another team. That's not what they said. This is the test you didn't want. No, that's not what they said. I said the answer we wanted to give you. Aston Villa. Oh, no, no, no. Hang on, me. You said United. No, I said, can you use that? Can you use that? No, no, come on. Paddy, you're not listening.

1:31:22You're not listening. You're not listening. You're not having that. You're not having that. Listen. Paddy, you don't have to cheer up. I said, give him to him. 14, you had him. No, no. We've got another thing. Ian, we said, can we use it? Oh, no. Can we use it? I never had Aston Villa. I'll take your answer of Aston Villa. Correct. Good show. Good show. Oh! So pleased that he does. Can you believe that? It was career limiting for him as well. Can you believe that? You need a team. You need to get yourselves going. I'm about to win myself. Wait a minute, you're going to let that stop you. You're a real team.

1:31:53Do you know what? If we get the win, it makes better. They've not said it. No, they have, they have, they have. We have. 100 % they have. What is it? Which one? Honestly, we have. Come on. Come on. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, we've said it. I said it. I'll tell you what that'll haunt me that if we don't win this I gave you the 14 chin-ups no problem I gave them to him no problem come on let's get one let's get one just get one and he did climb up that chin-up wall at the end how many's left in the frame? he's done two proper chin-ups three in the frame I think I'm a poor arse one the devil is a Aston Villa right we had that and plus did you actually see can I use this the devil is an analyst The devil's not an animal.

1:32:40The devil is an animal. For the next one. We've got more Premier League teams. Come on. Yeah, three Premier League teams left. Stop saying that. I'm just saying... How many times do you have to tell them? Right, OK.

1:32:54Right. The good, the bad in the football, I'm going to have to rush you along. Come on. Because Christmas is coming. Come on. I was clean shaven when we started. You know what? We look at those. Oh, Paddy. I know it's the Premier League. Ian, come on, man. Truthfully. Name for him all about 15. Right, I'm going to have to push you. Come on. 30 seconds, 30 seconds. This is a problem. 10, 9. This is a real problem. Come on. Just throw the towel in. 15 seconds. I'm really roasted. 15 seconds. Who's editing this stuff? Come on. Stop, stop. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. How do you go? I have never seen corruption.

1:33:38People at FIFA are watching this going, oh, that's out of all. That's too much. What have you got? We'd be getting a job with FIFA soon, hopefully. Oh, my God. Just because of sheer pressure. Right, that's fine. That's fine. That's when you've got a fall. Newcastle. Newcastle, who have got two seahorses, which are animals, correct? Seahorses. Oh! That's what I have to do. That's what I have to do. What is it? Sunderland. Sunderland. Sunderland, who have got lions, correct? I came back quick. I came back quick. Look at you, boys. No. No.

1:34:16You've got 30 seconds. I am sweating. You have 30? Right. How many? One Prem list. In how many? Just come through the Premier League. Jane, we need to do cherries. How many championships? Six. Right. Six championships. And remember, you can have a dragon on it. And you can ask if it's a devil or not. Yeah, there's loads of things going through. You can ask the question. If you ask me, can I have, I'm not getting involved. I'm not letting you know. Yeah, yeah, sorry. You said Lester. Yes, they do have something. Who? No, they've got something. I can see it. Yeah, they've got something. What's on there?

1:35:05Yeah, they? I know they have. You've scored there. They've definitely got something. I'm going to have to push this now. Come on. Come on. Come on. Enough's enough. We've got another three. 30 seconds on the clock. We're on top of this. 100%. Right, he's ready to give the answer. We've got to start the countdown. No, you can't say it. Nine. You just do any Stoke. You said Stoke, haven't you? No, Stoke. We've not said Stoke. We've not said Stoke. We've not said Stoke. I don't think Stoke's not on there. You've not said Stoke, because it's not on... Yeah! This is big. Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two...

1:35:49It's correct!

1:36:01Stick to Football is brought to you by Arm Clothing. The score's on the doors as things stand. Stick to football in the lead. 42 points to 40. Who do? Where's he? Where's he going? No, because he done about 500 chin-ups, remember? Two good ones. I like the one when he climbed up it. Hey, I didn't see you lot queuing up for a go with it. It's like, get him up. Right, and he's ready. And we'll start with Stick to Football. And it's teams that have been relegated from the Premier League. We're going to be here all fucking night. Right, here we go. Teams that have been relegated from the Premier League.

1:36:39Ever. Teams that have been relegated? Every team that's been relegated from the Premier League. Well, OK, we could take Arsenal out, but they've never been relegated. So, you can't say Arsenal, right? No, you can't say that. They're amazing. It was a bit of banter. It was a bit of banter. What are we going? Go on, Bally. Southampton. Southampton is correct with three. Got to go Bolton. Got to go Bolton. They've had three as well. Impressive stuff. Forrest Forrest Forrest is there of course Again with three Man City Man City Of course you have to say Man City They're nothing before They're nothing before the money Man City have been relegated I can't say another there Luton Luton have been relegated Correct From the Premier League Just the Premier League Shut up We've just said Luton You've just said Luton So it's you guys going Do you know who to keep back?

1:37:34Sunderland, yeah. Sunderland. Sunderland. Sunderland is correct with four. But look at us now, flying. Flying. We're getting one back. Obvious one. Keep that one back. Did it all go? All right. Who did they just say there? They just said Sunderland. We're keeping the same one back. Newcastle. Newcastle, being really good. We kept that one back. We could say everybody except Arsenal, couldn't we? We kept that one back, Phil, are you? He's not given the team the most relegations yet Middlesbrough Middlesbrough is correct with four Bloody, there's a hammer in the North East West Ham West Ham is correct Darlington

1:38:16West Ham's correct Birmingham Birmingham is correct Fucking anger, don't you shout out I've got to tell the captain Did you say, can I have Birmingham? I'm pardoning them Right Ipswich Chef United We've got two here Keep them back though I'm keeping them back How many of you keep We'll be here all night Give them one Give them one Yeah Norwich Norwich Norwich is correct They are the most with sex Interesting fact They're just making money Them lot Ipswich Ipswich is correct Cheers guys Hello

1:38:55West Brom West Brom West Brom West Brom with five in total, correct? Yeah, I'm going to say it again, yeah. Villa. Aston Villa. Good shout. Correct, well done. I would have held on to that if I would have.

1:39:15We've got Alice over. We're keeping him back. Yeah, yeah, that one. Watford. Watford is correct. Stop stalling when you're saying that. Yeah. QPR. QPR. Queen's Park Rangers have had three relegations. Correct. Well done. All right. Yeah, that's been said. Do that thing that you said before. Have they said a team? Can we make a team? We're not sure if they've said it. Are we allowed to say that, if you know what I mean? I don't know what you mean. So I'm just going to have to take an answer from you and nothing else. Well, what, have they said it before? I'm just saying... Then if they've said it before, then it's wrong and you're out.

1:39:54Is that right? Yeah Part of the game is memorising all the answers that have been said so far That's part of the fun It's true Wigan Wigan Wigan Wigan is correct There's loads There's loads, lads We know, but you don't need to say that You can't say that There's none, lads There's some, lads Leeds Leeds, well done Leeds, Leeds, Leeds, Leeds Please, please, please Yeah, yeah, yeah Who? Go with it Bournemouth Bournemouth is correct That's what they were saving I thought you said Bolton That was fun That is massive I think we should save that till last We've got 20 I think we'll leave that Yeah, got it Yeah, yeah Stored In the memory map Yeah, exactly Is that the John going to breathe out?

1:40:53Sheffield United. Sheffield United is correct. Blackburn. Blackburn is correct. You keep saying it, lads. I do wish you keep saying it correctly. Get them on the back foot. Listen for theirs, though. No. It's fun when it's quick back and forth. That's a great shot. Keep that. No, no, no. Keep us back. We've got them. We've got them. We've got all of them. We've got Lorde saved away. That'd be a fuck. We've got Lorde saved away. 15 saved away. We're ready for extra time and penalties. Blackpool. Blackpool is correct That just sounds impressive I would have saved that Pullum Pullum is also correct with three Quick, you all go quick

1:41:36I've done that

1:41:42Stoke is correct One relegation Have we said go? Risky that one That was a risky one. Portsmouth. Portsmouth. I think that's right. And it is, yeah. I'm going through my stick lab when I was a kid. We're getting down now. We're getting down. I'd say there's over 10. Have we not said that? No, we've not. Yeah. Oh, it's getting titty now. It is, isn't it?

1:42:1615 left. 15 left. Don't tell him how many. left bro fucking annoying don't say how many's left bro they're treading water they are we're not they're struggling they're struggling steps in there Cardiff Cardiff wow they're using it's a great show and it's correct Swansea oh he said it Swansea straight back no he've not no he said it in the other game he said it in the badge game he's got a point unless you're doing badges again I think you tried to draw it earlier Nicky but apart from that you're back again guys Yeah Yes Keep that one I fucking said it I keep telling you this We have to shoot I don't think he has Teams that have been relegated From the Premier League He's not said that Don't say how many's left Don't say how many's left Please Come with you Can we say No I'm not Silly now Go on We've got one here We've got one Don't Hull yeah Hull They've been relegated three times That's correct Crystal Palace Crystal Palace Have been relegated Also three times Correct We're not only matching the team we're matching the amount of times as well.

1:43:20By accident. No, it's not. Have we got more? No, no. You might have to get into those emergency ones you're holding. They've got no emergency now because it's done. No. Wait. No, no, no. Sorry, no, Lincoln. No. I've said it. Get off. I've said it. Yeah, but I've not said it. I've got mixed up with questions. That's what makes it tricky. What are the slow animals? Just before we say this, what was Roy's get-out-of-jail-free fucking reply? Can I use or can I use? Can I use Birmingham? You said Birmingham. Birmingham said Birmingham. I'm just saying, can I use Birmingham? I said it. No, it's not his answer.

1:44:06No, it's not his answer. I've got the answer. I should have said, if it's your answer, you can use it. It's not your answer. That's not right. That's not right. But he said, but... That's it every team he's played for. They're going to use one of ours. Good show. There's some big ones in here. That was the old first division. Coventry. Coventry. Is correct. I thought we'd said that. I thought we were keeping that back. Yeah. Bradford. Bradford is correct. Scoles his goal. He got a volley. I know, I'm mixed up in the other round. Are you sure? That was a red kit. Yeah, good one. Yeah, we're happy.

1:44:58Yeah, we're happy with that. Are you sure? Forrest. Forrest. We said Forrest. I said Forrest. We said Forrest. It's been said. It's been said. It's been relegated. I said Forrest. For the five points, I just need a team that has been relegated from the Premier League. League. I mean, all the fucking questions are the same. All the same addresses. I said, I knew I said it would be one. I just thought. We've got a few. Swindon. Swindon. Barnsley. Who do we go with? Who do we go with? Did we say Chef United? Let's have a think and then do a countdown or something. Let's just go for Oldham. Oldham wasn't Premier League.

1:45:32Yes, they were. It was. Thank you. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

1:45:52It's our only hope. It's our only hope. Swindon. Swindon. Swindon. Swindon. Swindon. That's not right. The quiz master's giving the answers. No, I'm joking. Swindon's correct. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. I was going to cry. Fucking believe it. Wow. That puts the scores at 40 to 47. It's getting a bit sour now. It's getting sour now. What are the teams? Can you tell us, please? Oh, yeah. Well, the big one you missed was Leicester. Just tell him. Huddersfield, Derby. Burnley. Barnsley. Oldham Athletic. Sheffield Wednesday. Reading. Wimbledon. And Wolves. Wolves, I think. Wow. Who are currently at two.

1:46:39Oh, so nice. Well, anyway, we did it. You know what? I didn't think these questions were as good when I went through them last night. At least you did them. We had Nuts Country as a backup player. Right, so listen carefully, this is important. The scores are 40 to 47. There's two questions left, each worth five points. That means, Ev, stick to football, get the next one right. Yous win. If they're good or bad, and the football gets the next one right, we go to a tiebreaker final question. Aye, come on. You've gone bitter. And it's never a good one. Now, Paddy, be a good example, man. Now, listen to this.

1:47:11Come on. I want, I want, for the next one, and we'll start with the good, the bad, and the football, I want Ballon d 'Or winners since 1990. Male and female, of course. I don't need no one. Stop watching. Yeah, stop watching. Speeds it up well done, because we're on the schedule. Yeah, do that one. And listen, this is a speed round. You've got 15 seconds to get each answer. So keep thinking when it's not your goal. Maybe I've got two, yeah Go Okay, so we'll go with a good to bad in football Your 15 seconds starts now How many years? Ballon d 'Or Messi Boom, correct Ronaldo Correct Which one? Cristiano Correct Owen Michael Owen is correct R9 R9 R9 is also correct He's won it twice in 1997 in 2002 Bon Matty Bon Matty Oh, lovely, yeah Three times in a row she's won it now Correct Keep that one for a bit of a bit.

1:48:13Who's goal is he?

1:48:17Bob Matty, over to you, 15 seconds, stick to football. OK. George Weyer. George Weyer is... Who won that? Shall I get that one? No, it's... It is correct, sorry, sir. It's just because I thought he might be before 1990. Oh, yeah. Modric. Modric is correct. Over to stick to football. Michael Van Basten. Van Basten is correct. 1992, he won it. Dembele. Dembele, the most recent winner, is correct. Rodri. I don't believe... Rodri, 2021, winner correct. I'll read your mind. I made you. I made you. I know what's going on in your head. I forget what he's saying here. Did he win it? Yeah, he's... Five seconds.

1:49:01Ronaldinho. Ronaldinho is correct. Over to you guys, 15 seconds. Should we keep that? I've got another woman Pavel Nedved Pavel Nedved is correct He's got one 2003 I think

1:49:18Figo Figo of the Lewis variety is correct Ruth Hullet Ruth Hullet Ruth Hullet is Wrong year Wrong year Yeah Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh I like to say yes to a four Biori Oh Oh Oh No. It's after that. Wait, wait. Wait, Jamie said, can I say Rod? Oh, no. No, he didn't say that. You're out. You're a Ballon d 'Or winner. Can you get the five points? It's all right. It's how to go to the last one, then. Cannavaro. Cannavaro. Cannavaro. We're holding that one back. No chance. Cannavaro. Yeah. Cannavaro is correct. Hool-Aid were in 1987, hence why he doesn't count. So Cannavaro, two thousand six. Potais is in there.

1:50:06Is Marta? I don't think Marta's on there. I don't think Marta's on there. It was just them two who wanted it. I wouldn't think you were doing that. Is it Hegerberg? Oh, Hegerberg. Who else? Who else is on there? You could have had Matthias, you could have had Papin, Roberto Baggio, Stoikov, Zinedine Zidane, Rivaldo, Shevchenko, Kaká, Benzema. 47-45. That means the good and bad in the football are on 45, stick to football are on 47. So we do go to our final tiebreaker question. And we're going to do it in the same 15-second speed round. And it is name England players who have played under Thomas Tuchel so far during his 10 games in charge for the nation.

1:50:55This includes substitute... Every England game, you two. So we're going to start with stick to football. You've got 15 seconds. Players that have played for Thomas Tuchel, England's team, and I'm including subs. Cain. Cain is correct. Gary hasn't played for Thomas Tuchel. He should have. Thomas, if you're listening. If you wanted to show our names, I would be there. Harry Cain, over to you guys, 15 seconds. Rashford. Rashford is correct. Let's not just jump in, though. Pickford is obviously correct. Bellingham. Jude of Bellingham is correct.

1:51:39Walker Walker is correct does Elliot loves him just shout the this one's out it's called Jones five seconds left oh my god oh come on Henderson Henderson James is correct James Rhys James keep ploughing him oh wait what Henderson Watkins yep Ollie Watkins is correct Libermante. Conzer. Oh, which one? Oh! Which one? Libermante. Just give me a new one. Libermante. Libermante is correct. Bit of order over there. Tino. Libermante. Guys, 15 seconds on you. Conzer. Conzer. Yes. Jarrell. Gehi. Mark Gehi is correct. Jed Spence played. We'll keep that back now. But then we forget. Come on, come on, it's got a bit quicker.

1:52:35Jed Spence. Rice, Rice. Rice. I'm taking Declan Rice correct. Spence. Jed Spence. No, he's in! He's fucking in! You're eating into your 15 seconds, it's on you. Elliot Anderson. Elliot Anderson is correct. Good player, him. John Stones is correct. Miles Lewis-Skelly. Miles Lewis-Skelly is correct, and he's quite easy to find on this list, so thank you. O 'Reilly. O 'Reilly is also correct. Morgan Rogers Morgan Rogers is exactly correct I didn't know they were going to be a forward Saka yeah Vikaio Saka is correct he's a forward but back to us it's back to you Forden Forden of the film is correct Madweke Madweke is correct Madweke Madweke Madweke you Eze Eze's not is correct Eberici Eze's correct Bowen Bowen Go on Jared Yeah that's it Jared Bowen is correct Gordon Anthony Gordon I need full names just because One striker left One goalkeeper left Palmer Palmer is correct Co-Palmer I'm not 100 % I just said Is it on us, sorry?

1:54:05Yeah. Five seconds left. Ivan Toney. Ivan Toney, crit. That's the forward's gone. He said another key. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. They said it. No, they said it. That's a good one. Nobody said that. Five seconds. Sorry, fuck it. Five seconds. I did deliberately get him to get a lot of clarifying. Henderson. Dean. Correct. When they said Anderson, though, he didn't say... I asked Paddy Jordan and he nodded. Yeah, they meant Jordan and... Five seconds left. Watton. Adam Watton is correct. How many's left? There's not many, you know. One, two... Oh, there is. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

1:54:54Defenders and midfielders. Five seconds left. Five seconds left. It's been 50 seconds the whole way time. Come on, Kay. Oh, they're whistled. Oh, they're whistled. They're whistled. Whistled. They gave him the time up. Whistled. Listen, they gave Lewis Hall in the time, and Lewis Hall is incorrect. Oh. So we need one now. So one. Group hug. Group hug. This is the good, the bad, and the football. 15 seconds, by the way. 15 seconds, by the way. 15 seconds, by the way. And this is to get it right from now. Go. Six. I haven't told you to play. This is to win the quest. Five seconds. Five, four, three, two, one.

1:55:33Grealish. Too late? No. Grealish. I can tell you. Grealish is, if it's correct, you win the quiz. If it's incorrect, you win the quiz. They said Ivan Tawny. Did he play it? Grealish is incorrect. Incorrect.

1:55:49We deserve that. Come along. Come along. That's the truth. The truth. Yeah. Yeah.

1:56:03Emmanuel. Emmanuel.

1:56:11SHAKE THEIR HANDS.

1:56:16WESSE TO THE AUNCH.

1:56:20WESSE TO THE BALL. WESSE TO THE BALL, EVERYBODY.

1:56:35Hey, Jack should have played. You know what? Jack should have played. I can't believe they said Jack Grealish.