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1:35Oh, take my hand To the promised land Oh, Thunder Road Oh, Thunder Road Has Gary done all his reeds really woodenly? Has Gary done his stiff reeds? Hiya, welcome to Stick to Football. This episode is brought to you by Christmas Presents. Is this what we won last year? I think so, yeah. No, the one we won last year is at home. Is it slippery yet? We won the Christmas one as well, didn't we? We won the Christmas one. Yeah, that's the Christmas quiz. You sit in the middle and have your captain. No. Sit in the middle and have your captain. No, that's Gary saying, come on. Cheer up, Santa. These are good jumpers, these.

2:16I like them. Dennis. Oh, Dennis, Arsenal. Did he never fly? Nope. Never? That is mad. You know when people come to the club and then they say, yeah, I don't fly, and everyone goes, yeah, all right. and he said no don't fly and then when we went to go to the Europe he weren't there he'd left two days did you have known that before they signed him no he told them that once he signed he used to drive he used to drive everywhere but I still worked in Europe we were just shut your mouth girl they played in Europe on a tour as a night they played on a tour as a night I did go I can imagine you said I don't fly What?

2:57I can imagine you saying that, like, to not go to games, like, cos you couldn't be... Didn't let me know where, did you? I hated going to Athens. I couldn't go to Athens. Athens. You wouldn't go to the RAC in Birmingham, would you? How often do you just do your podcast? I like it. We only did it over two days. Oh, did you? Yeah. Oh, you're the enemy. Don't be talking about your podcast. That's a super nice, isn't it? No, it's good. So you just did two days chatting? Thanks, Julia. It's good. Can I come and join yours? Please do. Please, please. Jill, come on. Let's go. The day they get rid of you, I'm gone, right?

3:33Really? All righty. We're out. We're in it together. We're doing 100 and we're out. And we're just not going to turn up for you. Yeah, we're going. Do you know where we should go? America. Let's go. USA. So drive. Me, you and Jill. Let's crack America. I can't leave. Take Karen as well, will you? Take care. We'll have to take Karen. Yeah, Karen. I can't leave Gary. I like Gary. No, leave Gary. Gary would leave you. He wouldn't. Yeah, he'd leave you. Very loyal. I like this one. Very loyal. Oh, no. Why has he got number 10 on, please? I don't know. A jumper? If you're going to interject into the team, if we leave, you'll come with us.

4:05He's got a Christmas-y shirt on. See what he had last week. If you're coming to interject, you need to put all the knees on. Just any one. Come on, come on, babe. Where's your trophy from last year? You took it home. I'm not in here last year. Have I? I don't know. Have you got the trophy? Right, is that your trophy? Yeah, I got it at home. You got it at home. We should have got you to bring it. You should have told me to bring it. I probably wouldn't have. Just keep it. I just keep it. It's in right. It's the Palace one, isn't it? It's on its own. The best player of a hundred years. Should this be under air?

4:34You've got no idea where that's going from. Is that gin? Nothing to do with me. Anyone drinks gin or anything? Who drinks gin? Apparently gin makes you... I'll have a gin and tonic. Gin makes you cry if you drink a lot of it. Does it? Whiskey makes you frisky, apparently. Gin makes you cry. I want to know. Picardy's a fighting drink, apparently. I thought you used to drink, wasn't it? That was your drink? That was your drink. You used to drink Bacardi? Yes, Jill. I can't imagine you with, like, what, Bacardi and Coke? Oh, you'd love me. You'd have been all over me. I would have been, obviously, singing.

5:08You'd have been all over me. Maybe if I'd had three bottles of Bacardi myself.

5:16What's your drink? To be honest, I'm a Guinness man. Oh, I like Guinness. Yeah, I like Guinness. That double zero's pretty good. Do you have black oil in it? No. The double zero is amazing. It's very good. Honestly, for a drink... Same, isn't it? You like your Guinness in Ireland, don't you? You like your little trips to your little... It's good. I'll give him that. Double zero's not alcoholic. Yeah. I'll give him that. What's the point? What's the point? Same taste. But you still feel like you're socialising. You have a couple of Guinnesses. I wasn't drinking a Coke. That's the thing with it.

5:45You get the same taste. Scoles, who happened to your birthday, then, if you had to go home at 9.30? We just absolutely bladded. Merry Christmas! Yes, hello! Sorry to interrupt this conversation, which I'm betting was about football. No, it wasn't. We were talking about Scaldi getting drunk. Oh, really? Right now? Good Lord. True story. That's the Christmas spirit. How are you? Really good, Mike. Good to see you. I'm here the hat yes so you're a Spurs fan today or no he's a Spurs fan is this something how are you that's a Spurs it's a real honour to shake your hand try to get close do I call you Kino or Kini Roy Kini Kino Kini Kini please call him Kini Bikino Bikini let's hear the letter so you are you're not you don't use your birth name that's right so you're Skull Z Skull Z Just Skolls.

6:50Hello, let's go. Nicky, Butt, Butt, Butt. Buttty. Sorry, said that you were ordering a snack. Ginev. Oh, quick word on Ginev. I'm here to host the Christmas quiz and they sent me the questions via email. And do I have the... Yeah, well, I'll just explain. Basically, at the end, it has the final question and then it says, and the winner is... And it doesn't say dot, dot, dot. It says Gary. No!

7:21You fixed! You just lit the fire there. Unbelievable. So if Gary does win, there will need to be an inquiry. Don't worry, there will be. Documentation. So Gene, you are all, I presume, on one team. And then, Ian, you're my friend a bit. Absolutely. We hung out. Yeah, we've done stuff. It's been a while. I tried to text you recently and changed your number. Sorry, Mike. Unreliable. Really unreliable. When was the cull? I mean, do you remember going through the... No, the car was in the car. Did you consider me at least? No, it was just... I just went from one phone to another. Okay. It must have been about 18 months ago.

7:58Okay. Well, I didn't make the cut, is what I'm saying. No, you should have made the cut, though. Because I'd probably... Am I on the bench of something before I'm with one of these guys? No, no, no. I didn't realise I have a mic because you're probably somebody I'd feed off. Oh, thank you. I want that name in the phone. Because you came on my show, you did send to all. Yes. And then I sent you a follow-up text. Yeah. I'd say you were brilliant. And then you sent me a blue heart. I've never seen such a thing. I didn't know... Because I wanted to send you a Tottenham heart, not a red one. OK. So you sent me an Everton one.

8:28OK, well, I'll leave you a note, Joe. What can I say? An absolute honour. I'm a huge fan of you. And you're very good at football. I've watched clips to prepare for today. Although you did see in there, you said, I'm a big fan of your personality. You didn't mention anything about looks. But that's fine. Because I go for looks and personality. and that's a given. You're my friend. Roy, like I say, an honour. We've never met, have we? No. We have been in each other's company. Do you have any recollection? About the Bacardi. OK. You might have been... OK, it was in the... Well, I can only tell you where it was.

9:04We were in a room and it was only me and you and it was one of the most awkward moments of my life. Where was that one? Well, I'm glad that you don't remember because I thought it was a personal thing. Basically, it was in Cork Airport in the business... Oh, right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I still don't remember, but... Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the one we'd be on our own in a room. We were alone in a room. You came in, because it was empty, I was the only person there. And really weirdly, you came and sat opposite me. Oh, my God. Even though you could have sat anywhere. And I thought, I didn't know it was you.

9:36I thought, God, who's that weird guy who's decided to sit back opposite me? And I looked up and it was you. It was Roy Keane, the man. Did they say hello? No, you looked at me like your flight had been cancelled. It was quite... It was that look that you were looking at the departures board and it was like, yeah, you didn't seem thrilled that I was there. But anyway, we shared some awkward moments and I'm pleased that, you know... We got over it, yeah. Yeah, we got over it. But it's really nice to meet you. So, obviously, a pleasure to be here. Thanks a lot. Huge fan. So good to see you, Mike.

10:07I've got a script. Gary will win. Gary will win. Oh, look, and I've actually got something in my ear. Hello, what are you saying? Get on with it. Oh, yes, of course. You've got good legs. I felt like a bit like one of those size of my little calves. You've got good legs. Great calves. Did you play football? No, I don't know what's happened to my legs. But, in fact, that's round one. If anyone has bigger calves than these... Jesus Christ.

10:37When I turn them on, it's quite... Turn them on. I can't turn them off! I can't turn them off! If you put your legs together, does it touch? What? Yes, no, there is... God, that's big. Wow. That's amazing. I'm one of the very few people who shave. What about a question? Shave off. Yours are bigger. In the calf zone. Mine are hairier than that.

11:01Too much laughter. This is a serious quiz. Absolutely. You're right. Sorry, I'm wrong. A little bit of laughter. It's not. It's not. Well, it was you. Yeah, but we're getting asked questions about John Hudson. That was incorrect. Yes! Here we go! Yes! It's the old Veronica Ransons! Oh, you're so childish. You don't talk about it. When I first played it this one, I was like, is that the real Roy Keane? Now he's the real Roy Keane.

11:44This is the trophy. It's the stick to football trophy. And fittingly, that is stuck on loosely. Who won last year? We did. We did, yeah. The same teams, was it? I wasn't team. Yeah, Jill won't, yeah. Tight run thing. The competitiveness in your eyes, it's amazing. Do you have a bug of competitiveness as footballers? We do. You fight to win, and now it used to be Champions League finals, it used to be FA Cups, it used to be league titles, and now it's sitting in this fake bar. You know what? Life can go downhill. Whatever gets you going. OK, so I have questions. Shall we start this? Come on, Michael.

12:26It's exciting. Is it alternate questions or deferred? Michael, don't let him just lean over and see. Cheats. OK. That's why you sat back a little bit, I think. No leaning. Hold on. I'll sit back. Who were you with last year? Jamie. Just you two.

12:42Who was on your team? We haven't met either. There's a lot of midfielders. A lot of midfielders. One defender, one striker. Midfield, midfield, midfield, fail midfielder. Did you have a go, Gary? Had a go. Had a go when I was younger. Did I? To be fair, I was a midfield player at United until Butty and Scolsey joined. and then I became a right back. Has there ever been a child in the history of football when asked what position they wanted to play who said right back? Has there ever been a... Defender. They don't say defender. They don't even say defender. Everyone starts as a striker. Did you all start as strikers at school?

13:20I did, yeah. Did you? Midfielder. Southfield. You went straight in the midfield. I don't think anybody that plays professional football has started as an actual defender. They'll have probably played in the midfield and forward areas of their team and scored goals when they were under 11, 12 and then they'd be moved back. Like not being good enough. That's one way of putting it, Jill. But some people relish defending. I relish. Of course. You relish getting stuck in. You won't get stuck. Jill as well. Jill gets stuck in. Look at that cup. Jill is swearing at everybody. I relish. Jill's got a tea in it, Jill.

13:54What is that cup? Fuck. It's got a lot of profanity. Someone tackled her in a way. I got a bit mad. Fuck off, you fucking prick. Yeah. I understand. Sorry, I probably shouldn't have said that out loud.

14:12This episode of Stick to Football is brought to you by Skybet. This year's quiz, I've been joined by Gary... I'm just going to read this. Go on then. Yeah, so Gary Neville here, you are joined by your fellow Class of 92 members, Skulzy and Nicky Buh-Buh-Buh. Do you have a name for your team? I don't want to say Class of 92. We are the... I don't know. Give us a name, will you? You don't want to be known as Class of 92. I can't give you a name. You're the captain. That's your brand, isn't it? That's what you live off, isn't it? Yeah, we are. That's what we call ourselves. Class of 92, yeah. We'll go with Class of 92.

14:50Yes, you are Class of 92. Just to wind right up a little more. And then over here... And who is the captain? You're the captain. I've been nominated captain. Yeah, you are captain. The boy just said fish and chips. I don't know why. Fish and chips? Yeah. Okay. That exciting? Well, I don't know what to say. I mean, you didn't give it the big sell. I'm getting all support from my team here. Yeah. Probably the way it's going to go for the rest of this quiz as well. What about the hats? What about fuck off your fucking bricks?

15:21That'll work. F-O-Y-F-P. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, we don't like this. F-O-Y-F-P. You're going to get it on? It's all? She's got a little tattoo of it. Jill, what a tattoo? No, no, Jill's got a tattoo of it. I knew you were going to call it that. Sorry, I'm coming round. F-O-Y-F-P. Oh, my goodness. Come and look at it. Can you see it? Yeah, I can, look. Here it is, Mike, look. Who this hangs? I'm not naked. No, that's a good name. What have we called it? F-O-Y-F-P. Okay, but we have to be careful. There are kids watching. So if kids are watching... Sorry, my thing's falling out. Do you know where that is?

15:57I hope you made your microphone.

16:01Free your... Oh, sorry. Free your mind. Family over your friends. Yes, family's a good one. Please. Yes, family... Family over your friends, please. Yes, for those of you under 10 watching, their team is family over your friends, please. For those of you over 18, it's fuck off. It's layered. It's layered. It's layered. OK, so I can tell you that we have three rounds for this Christmas quiz. You have a lifeline, which apparently you had last year, where you can phone a friend. Oh, wow. I've got a phone. I've got a phone. This lifeline's going to be hard to actually... You don't have a phone. You've got one.

16:45Got one. Got one. We've got one. You've got a phone. Right, he needs his phone. Give him a phone, bro. Yeah, you rang. You called Emma last. We'll get it. He's called Emma, yeah. I called Emma. Right, you've got a phone? My phone's coming. You've got your phone. Who can we bring this, yeah? And pass it over. I'll pop my number in it. Alan. Nice one, mate. That's the link up again, bro. There we go. Marlon, Harold. The phone should be away, really, because I'm... No, just leave it here. Yeah, OK. Oh, yes, because of cheating. Yeah. Because of cheating. OK, there'll be big points round at the end.

17:11We've got actually a surprise at the end. We've got a special guest. Oh. Wow. Have one? We have a special guest, yes. It's me. No, we have a from the world of sport. Do you know who it is? No. Oh, we'll wait. on that. Oh, he's the best in the world at what he does. Yeah! OK, oh, I've got round one. Here we go. So we're going to start. 1A. So well done. Look at this. Production values are incredible. OK, so let's get underway. Oh, the lead in fitness already. You're right. Are you trying to look into the reflections of my glasses? Or are you looking lovingly inspired? I'm waiting for a question.

17:54What's the format, Michael? How do we do it? The format is, we push it on YouTube and you make money.

18:05I think that's the general consensus. Is it all China question? Sport? Guys, would you just... The format is about to be revealed. I don't know the format. I'm reading from the cards until the format becomes apparent. The first round is called Knowing Me, Knowing You, right? Which, as Roy will tell you, is also a song by ABBA. In fact, it was all he could do not to stop himself going, Aha!

18:36Knowing me, knowing you. Aha!

18:42He's never doing that. He's got the airport look. That was the cork airport gaze. OK, so this is questions that involve the life and career of each other. It's one point for each answer. I think it's probably just going to be the career. I don't know if there's going to be many life-based questions. What was Scalzi drinking last night that's made him so hungover? That's not going to be... OK, so this is for team... Class of 92. which three teammates did Roy play most with during his career? Oh. Right. Probably Scalzi. Yes. You don't have to whisper. It's one point per correct answer. But is he asking which did I play between the three of you?

19:33No, no. All the players. Three most. I joined two years before we started playing. Bruce and I'm a... Keene. Are it Scalzi? Scalzi. Dennis. Dennis. Dennis. Dennis. Dennis Giggs. Does it come across to us? No. Does it come across? No way, innit? It doesn't come across. Well, combine it. What's your wife's name? And then it goes to you. How long does it take? It doesn't come across because it's about you. Sorry, but just more than that. It is a tough play. Not Brian Robson. How many games do you play overall? 602. How did you play overall? No, but he left in 2006. And he joined in... He joined in 94.

20:13How many years was he? He got sacked. He got sacked. He didn't leave, he got sacked. Who is it? Come on.

20:26Okay. I don't know how long we give the... Can we give an answer? No, he's there for 11 years or 12 years. He has an argument about this. He's leaving. 11. So he said... He joined in 94. He joined in 94. You have 10 more seconds. Okay, it's... Dennis? Oh, you're good now? Dennis, Ryan. One of you two. I think I would say me over you. Okay. I would say me. So, Dennis Irwin, Ryan Gibbs. I got it. I got it. Sorry, bro. Sorry, Mike. Because we're so close. That's me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One with the ball and the nets? I think... Okay, so you're... Hold on, is that your answer? That's your answer. Go back further.

21:04Dennis Irwin, yourself, and... Ryan Giggs. Ryan Giggs. I can tell you that Ryan Giggs is correct. That is the player you played with most 379 times. I can also tell you that yourself is correct. That is two points. You played with each other. Can you imagine? Look at me. 322 games have been on the same field. Beautiful. He's been to the right of you more than anybody else. And it was a joy. Amazing. Best teammates ever. Absolute joy. Dennis left in 2000. Hang on. No, Scholes, it will be you. Dennis left in 2000. Yes. A hat trick of points. As you score your hair, that's a good one. I mean, I did my best, Gary, to give you a call by putting Skulls right here.

21:48It was Skullsy. Skulls is Skullsy. That's the obvious one. You had a question. We knew that. How can you put yourself over Paul Skulls? Well, I can tell you that you both played exactly the same number of games. I've already 322 games. Oh, wow. So that is... Tough question. You get two out of three for that. No, no. Yes, you get two points. Yes, thank you. Yeah, that's good. Well done, Gary. Two points. Right. OK, not bad. Two points. We're up and running. So we move to your team for your opening question. And it's about, of course, G-Neve. Which, same question, really, which three team-mates did Gary play with the most?

22:26Wow. That must be you. No, no, no, no. So I'd probably go with Scolese. Definitely Giggs. And Giggs. Giggs is Sam. Senior. Scolese. That's a bit easier, though, isn't it? It's quite easy. I quite like this one. It looks like Scalzi and Gigsy with him. Beckham? Who? Scalzi and Gigsy. Would Beckham be one? I think they'd have... Nicky Boat? But he could be closer. I left. What about Bex? Yeah, Bex. Yeah, but I think that's... Is it just United? Scalzi's been there from the off. I'm going to say it. Go on, go on. Socceride. Rooney or Ronaldo? No. Rooney, who's that United for? Hold on. I don't think we're including Socceride.

23:05Is it Paddy McGuinness?

23:10So who would it be? Could it be Rooney? So definitely Scoles. Scoles, he's off again. It's my name. Which player's played with who? Gary. Gary. The most, yeah. Giggsie, Scolesie. Go on then, say. I would have gone Beckham. Scolesie retired, but you came back. Would you have gone Beckham? Needed the money. Trick question. He'll know better. I'm going to go Giggsie, Scorsie, I'm going to say Rooney. Ooh. Was I right? You're right. That Ryan Giggs is obviously correct. Ryan Giggs is going to be the answer to everything. If in doubt, Ryan Giggs. I can tell you that Paul Scholes is also correct. I can tell you that Gary played with Giggs 471 times and Giggs 436 times.

24:04But I do not want to create conflict in Team F... David Beckham. If you can move the cup so I can always say F-O-Y... F-O-Y-P. I don't want to create conflict. But, Jill, it was David Beckham. I knew. OK. England. I was at Rooney. No, we weren't saying England as well. England as well. Was it England as well? No, no, no. I was in Co-Ireland. So, at the end of the... It's OK. I want to take it to VAR. It involves England as well, doesn't it? Yes. He never said he's... No, I don't think he does. During your career... I'm sorry, how many games did I play with Becks then? You paid 381 times. Jesus.

24:47That's all right, we've got two. That's two.

24:53So, at the end of the first round... OK. On his evening. Yeah, we'll take that. It's 2-2. Love a 2-2. Yes. Desmond. Always the funniest game. Desmond. All them games with gigs. Do you think you ever found them with a Quizville pass? We're going again, yeah? Let the Quizville do his stuff. So it's about Ian Wright. Oh, yes. But can you get this question right? Here we go. What year did Ian Wright first appear on Earth? No, on... LAUGHTER ..on Match of the Day? It's multiple choice. I can say, was it 1994, 1997 or the year 2000 where you first saw a young Ian Wright? Sorry, just for clarification, this is presenting it.

25:39This is as a pundit. As a pundit. Don't get that. 94, 97, 2004. He started early. He said he was at Palace at 85. I remember he played against all of them. When he retired, there was like a montage of his first ever appearance. he had this big sort of oversized sort of like light beige suit on. So wrong. He was wearing it last week as well. 94, I'm saying. Am I right then? I'm not sure. Yeah, he made a guest appearance. A guest appearance? Easy. Do you mean as a player or a pundit? Pundit. I was thinking as a player, I don't know why. In 94, he would have been, he would have been right in the midst of his Arsenal career.

26:18George Graham is not letting him do it. Yeah. I love the depth of thought. I don't think George Graham's letting him go. No way. George Graham nearly didn't want to do this. It's the later one, guys. Don't mess with him. Good thinking, though, G-Ev. 98 World Cup squad. He was injured. 98 World Cup squad, wasn't he? He was injured. Yeah. What were the years? 94? 94, 97 or Ryan Giggs?

26:4794, 97 or 2000? 2000. It's more likely to be 2000. Yeah, definitely. All right. So you're going to lock in? Oh, I'm sorry. I've got to look up on the wheel. We're going to say 2000. We're going to say 2000. OK, they said 2000. So you have said 2000. Easy one. 1997. Yeah, I should have got it. 1997. It's not while you were still playing them, wasn't it? No, it's funny because I've done Top of the Pops first. I've done Top of the Pops first. I wasn't doing... As a pundit. Yeah. My God has come out here and she's wearing a lot of lace. Remember, I was in light entertainment as well. I was just doing that.

27:21Oh, sorry. That show what I used to do, Friday nights, I just started doing that, so that's when I'd done one of the Match of the Days with Des Lynham. 97. You've done a lot, haven't you? 97? What were you doing on Top of the Pop? Presenting a music show. Were you actually presenting? Have you been on it as a singer as well? Did you have songs? No, you had a song, though, didn't you? I only went to number 41. Top of the Pop. Well done, righty. All right, well, this is your chance to pull ahead. Okay. Which member of the class of 92 called Robbie Savage... Oh, this is a fun question. Which member of the class of 92 called Robbie Savage a knobhead?

28:00Paul Scholes. Wait a second, wait a second. OK, sorry. A knobhead. Huh? One second, no. I reckon at least five out of six of them. What is this like in public? Is it finished the question? Sorry, Mike. Yes. Who from the class of 92 called Robbie Savage a knobhead live? Paul Scholes. Paul Scholes. I feel like that was easy Michael seriously yeah but still it's easy when you know it it's easy when you know it come on I love that nice one that is a lot of easy questions you might get an easy one in a minute about why they won last year what happened I have to say go on I just I don't know was he walking with you no no no he said he said something which was really he said it in a kind of nice way no he didn't no no no the way he said it it was beautiful the way he said it because he said something and it was kind of demeaning a bit.

28:50And that's when Scolese went like, no bitch. Yeah. It's a beautiful no bitch. So it wasn't in a gig? No, it was on telly. It was on telly. Wow. It's beautiful. I'm feeling it was. A man of few words, but you saved two of them. The best ones. The brutal. The brutal. Yeah, but so we've got that right. Yeah.

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31:01You got that correct. Thank you very much. Well done. OK, so you do make a victory. You two need. No one is three, two. Okay, guys, over here, class of 92, who is the only England women's footballer to have more appearances? Easy. I thought you meant out of us three, then. I think I know it. Easy. Footballer. Jill thought the question was, who is the only women's footballer in this quiz? Easy. More appearances. I think it's Steph Orton. She's on that show with you today, that 1 % called... What's her name? I think Steph Orton. No, she's a golf scorer, wasn't she? No, I think Steph Orton or Lucy Bronze.

31:36You're getting all the easy ones. No, no, no. It's not easy this. Not easy this. It's not easy. Right. What is it? I think Steph Orton. Who's had more appearances for England than Jill Scott? I thought it was somebody else. I thought it was somebody else. Right, who's in that team that won with Jill in that final few years back? Ellen White. Ellen White, I think. Oh, it could be Ellen White, yeah. I'm thinking it's going to fight. She played a lot. What was the one with this guy now? You know it. Steph Orton played forever, didn't she? You know as well, don't you? Jill, how many games have you played?

32:02Jill, how many games have you played? No, it's not Clue. No, I can tell them. No, you can't tell them. How many games have you played? Yeah, but it doesn't matter. It's a quiz. You couldn't wait to tell us that, could you? 161. How many? 161. Well done. Well done. You've stayed well in children, has it? I don't think helping them in any capacity... No, I don't. Yeah, exactly. White. White, mate. Go on, and who are you going for? I'm not. Ellen White. No, I'm not captain. I'm not captain. No, he wants us to say that, so that means he's wrong. Oh, he's done bluffing us. Oh, you guys need to keep stum.

32:35There's a time on the answers here. Oh, yes, there is a time on the answers. I want to see my kids at Christmas. We need... We need an answer. He's goals. He thinks Ellen White. I think Stephon. We'll go with Ellen White, because I was wrong this time. No, no. No, no. I can't think of that now. I want the player, isn't it? I just can't think of that. Well, I can tell you that... Can we have it? No, you're not having it. I'm afraid we can't... I'm not going to guess. We can't pass it over. Right, we can't pass it over. Who have we said to Michael? Who have we said... What answer are you taking?

33:01That's a really good point. OK, so you've probably got a sense that they're both wrong. They are both wrong. Exactly. Everyone just said Ellen and Beth. And Skull said Robert. I thought you were serious. Stop looking. We're wrong, we're wrong. What's the answer, Jill? Farrah Williams. Yeah, easy. Yeah, I knew it was... I thought you would have known that. Easy. Go on, Farrah. That's not easy. It is. It's not easy. You've got the most. 173 or something? 76, something like that? 174, 76, yeah. Oh, I can tell you that she's got 172. 72, OK. OK, so the scores remain 3-2. I don't know. Our question.

33:40I forgot your question. I nearly didn't give it. OK, so this is about Nicky Butt. Which England manager gave Nicky Butt his senior international debut? Oh, these levels of questions are absolutely ridiculous. That's Gary. Honestly. Seriously. That question. What do you think? The Farrah Williams one weren't easy. That was easy if you know it. You must have made a debut in... 94, 95 would have been... Who? You don't have to whisper it. You don't have to whisper it. Leonardo. Wait, hold on. How old are you now? Just talk your names out there. Can I just say that I don't know that Nicky Butt's poker face is what it should be.

34:21I know you're nearly 50. I'm 53 months. You look really good. Was Nicky in the 98s? He would have made his debut in... Weren't in there. With or without you. In the W94-95 season. Don't think. Just don't ask. Can't remember. Can't remember. I can't remember. Best season I've ever had. I'm getting happy. You're all cool over there. Roy was talking about him this morning. I can't remember. Wasn't it after Keegan? Just get his year right where we think he made his debut. I think it would have been he got the United team. He's 50 now. Remember him being in... He's got an 80 team in 93. Sorry? 93, he made his debut.

35:0092. 92. 30 years, of course. It's like an 82. 94. 94? Stop giving me... I think 94. England never qualified. It was a caretaker. Who came in after Graham Taylor? It was a caretaker. Who came in after Graham Taylor? Trick question. Is it? Can we concentrate? Who came in after Graham Taylor? He's trying to... Hang on, I'm trying to think. Don't listen to him. Guys, just to remind you, you do have phone a friend. I'm not fighting for that one, Mike. Look at my eyes. 94. Who came in after Graham Taylor? Because they never qualified for 94. Peter Taylor. Hang on a minute. Ron Greenwood. Well, it was...

35:40It was definitely 94. I just can't think who the manager was. Nicky Barnes, stop giving me clues. You know who came in after Graham Taylor, if you work it out. The next tournament was what? Glenn Hoddle. The next tournament was what? Guys, why are you helping? It was Venice. Yeah, no, no, no. You fucking idiots. Fuck sec. El-Tel. Come on, righty. Who was involved? I can't remember who. Yeah, obviously it's got to be El-El. We're talking about time before. We're talking about time before. Terry, yeah. Who was the manager? Terry Venom. So what if it would have been Peter Taylor? I'm going to need to push you for an answer.

36:14Okay, come on, Michael. No, no, no, hold on a second. He had loads of time. Was he in charge of the El-21s? I'm not going to push you for an answer. Take us loose. I was thinking Roy Wicks will see his kids at Christmas I can see him next Christmas I can see him next Christmas I can see him next Christmas Captaincy When Taylor gave him that cap not Taylor who was the temporary manager for a while you just mentioned it Taylor Taylor Taylor yeah yeah what you would have had no he was temporary he was only temporary for one or two games what would you think then Dave Sexton Dave Sexton was temporary it's a long time this now Dave Sexton long time this now bloody hell it's not Dave Sexton do you know behind there and do a time.

36:53Michael, come on, give him a time now. You've got ten seconds, Michael. I think it might be Taylor or Sexton. Taylor. Taylor, I'd go with Taylor. Locking in. Taylor. You should go with Taylor. No, I don't know. We'll go with Taylor. Venables. Whoa!

37:20Take that answer. because he's a captain so then he can't blame us. I'm not going to blame anybody. So then Venables. He's gone with Venables. Cause a row. Go on. I thought it was Peter Taylor. I haven't got a clue. He wouldn't have chocked. Yeah, but he was under 21. How long is he having here? Seriously, come on. He's wrong. It's wrong. That's why he wants it to go quick. Who are you going with? Jill? Michael. Terry Venables. Terry Venables has been liked it. Well, I can tell you that as soon as I finish reading the question, Ian Wright said Glenn Hoddle straight off the bat. 45 minutes later, we nearly locked in Dave Sexton.

37:59I mean, talk about getting yourself in a muddle. You know what, it's because I remember Buddy coming in and around the round of times. I did say Hoddle. It was a tiny ball. He had turned it off again. You know when they got the last question wrong, was everyone laughing then? It don't matter. I don't like the way Gary says things are easy when it's not easy. OK, here we go. Here we go, go on, Mike. Question for the class of 92. Come on. Who played with three teams ending in United in the Premier League and also played for Northern Ireland? Easy. Three teams in the Premier League, all ending in United and also...

38:38Easy. What, just anyone? Newcastle. Yes, Gary. Yes, Gary. We need to make some time back. You're going four. He's got that spirit. Oh, well, Gary. Well, come on, Captain. Easy as well. We don't jump into that. We don't jump into that. It's so easy on Michael. So easy, Michael. You want to go that. Did you ignore that? I like how it happens. Too much laughter. It's a quiz, isn't it? Come on in, let's go. It is a quiz. Sorry. Can I just pick up on what Roy said? You've underscored us. And I'm absolutely on the quiz. On the quiz. Too much laughter. Right. This is a serious quiz. This is not entertainment.

39:17You're right. I'm going to change into a suit. No more laughter. Absolutely. You're right. Sorry, I'm wrong. A little bit of laughter. You just tell me the level, Roy.

39:33OK, but this is a chance for you to go in the lead again. OK. All right? It's also a chance for you to immediately get the right answer and then talk yourselves out of it and say, Roy, Dave, sex. Body languages. Don't mess it up. Don't mess it up. Body language. All right. Who played with both Roy and Ian and has also been sent off six times? That's their question. In the Premier League. About the self. That's the bit. This is for us. Michael, what's the time on the league? Gary, relax. Who played with four views and has been sent off six times? Name should we ever say? John Horton. Celtic. Did you play?

40:08Yeah, I played with Celtic when I was up there. Not laughing, no, is it? Not fucking laughing. No. You like it, Roy. Everyone's serious. We've got it right. It sounds like that. It's the first question. It's the first question that anyone's had about the self, though, that. No, he's trying to say that. I didn't. Ben, it's about the self. I'm not sure. We've got a question about ourselves. Did you play with Dionne Dobbin? No. Yeah. Only for England. Oh. Oh. We all said we played. We played with Dionne. Club level. Club level. Sorry, I'm being told club level. Club level. Club level. Who else is we?

40:47John, Dion, is there someone else? John Hart. I'd probably say, yeah, Johnny Hart. He's the only one I think I can remember playing with. We're going to do it. I know, but you've talked yourself out of it last time. Yeah, we did. Just go with your heart. No, no, I didn't. Oh! You did, you did. I didn't play with him at West Ham. Forrest, mate. You did? England. He wasn't. England. Burnley, yeah. Default Burnley? No. Listen to your heart. Salting. Definitely a salting character. Yeah, go on in. OK, so you were going to go with... John Hatton. We've got big John. Big John Hartson. Big John Hartson is the correct answer.

41:21Come on! Let's just leave... Just go with your heart. Let's go with your heart. Oh, because I would have slowly got it. 4-3 now. He'll get one now. Shh! Let him do his job. That was... Palace is just about right now. That was good. Yeah. Serious, and then laughter. No, no. The laughter can't be before the quiz stuff. Can I also say that the balance of your debate was right as well? Thank you very much. Because, you know, Jill noticed that you get the answer right immediately. I wasn't even alive when you were playing. Wow, that cuts deep. Gary, Nicky and Paul. And that was a tough question, that.

41:56That was an easy question. In the 1999 Champions League semi-final, away in Turin, which, can I just break this off a second? One of the best matches I've ever seen. I don't maybe you're one of your best ever games is that fair? Two goals he scored It was extraordinary I remember it like it was just When I see you firstly I think of Cork Airport and secondly I think of that match It was extraordinary You could have scored about 100 goals Am I sucking up? Yeah In the 1999 Champions League semi-final away in Turin Roy was booked for fouling which Juventus Yeah. Well, it was you. Yeah, but we're getting asked questions about John Hatton.

42:40Keep it. Who did Roy found? Was it someone famous? I'm telling you. OK, but I don't know. Butty knows. It's anything Zidane Butty said. Oh, OK. That is the correct answer. Well done, Butty. Well done, Butty. Well done, Butty. He's an equaliser. So we are four all year old getting asked questions about him. I tried, but from getting near him. Yeah. I didn't write the questions, but you have grounds for... No worries, Mike. We'll just go through. We'll blast through. OK. I guess. All right, this question is for Team F-O-Y-N-F-P. Is this still round one? Yes. This is extraordinary. Don't worry. Extraordinary.

43:26Roy's really happy now. That's good. OK. Who had more Premier League red cards? Was it Paul Scholes? or Nicky Butt? I feel like Nicky. Because Scoles would get away with it. No, he wouldn't. It's true. His little angelic face. Scoles would get away with it. Does it bring back any memories? When I hopped up close to their faces? No, but he was like a turrier, weren't he? Who? Scolesy? No, Scolesy. I turned off a Chelsea one. With Wisey. Tackling wasn't your thing, was it, Scolesy? Yeah, it was very good. You were very late. Straight red. Is it straight red? It's not good if it was half a second.

44:09Two yellows are straight red. I don't think it's as many as we think. I don't think there's much in it. I don't think, no, I think if I'm going to go, I'll probably go... Very close. I would. Very close. I reckon he would be like, first one, first one, you get away with it. I don't remember batting against Chelsea. I can't remember. I can't remember anything. I can't remember Liverpool. Did you get sent off for England? No, it's not England as well. Oh, yeah, I remember you getting sent off. Did you get sent off for England? Do you know what? I'm going to go off. I think Scalzi. Do you? But I don't did as much in it, but we'll go with it.

44:40Yeah, go on then. We'll go with Scalzi. Would you like a 50-50? Well, yeah. Oh, God. I would have said Nicky. A bit technical, that joke. Let's move on.

44:54Have you told somebody? No, wait. Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy.

45:04Too much laughter again We're going scolsy Mike There's not much in it on it I would have said Nicky but I'll let you Hang on hang on What's the answer? Well congratulations Jill Scott was right and you were wrong It is Nicky but sent off six times Oh wow Which six times? Dennis Wise Dennis Wise. I've got set off twice in a week. What's this call? Five-four. Barcelona, two small games. Barcelona and I. In the same week. Chelsea. Watford. All in the same week. I don't know. OK, well, I've just turned the page to the questions. What was it? Six and five? Four. Is it four-all, Michael? It's still four-all.

45:49Come on. And about two points. In deadlock. Oh, it's close. That's how we like it. He's delighted to be drawn level, and we're disappointed. This episode of Stick to Football is brought to you by Skybet. We're moving to round two. This is called the highest bidder. OK, in this round, you need to bid on how many answers you'll be able to give in 60 seconds. It's against the clock. The highest bid goes first. And if they get one wrong or don't get to their bid, the other team get to steal. So how many names do you get? This is probably going to be, I'm going to hazard a guess, on the sport of football.

46:37OK. So basically, let's say he says name. It would be great if he could explain. National League clubs, you'll say six. We might say eight. You might say nine. We might say ten. And then you'd say play if you didn't think we could name. Oh, this is like Bomesh's heaven. So he just explains to me. Tell me the game in my head. What's happening? What Gary said. I wasn't listening, I was panicking. I was panicking. Bye. Ten players have played for both Manchester United and Newcastle in the Premier League. How many do you think you can name of those ten players in 60 seconds? Is that to them? No, you have to bid.

47:16How many do you think you can name? How many of the ten can you name? Yeah. Played for both Manchester United and Newcastle in the Premier League. How many do you think you can name? No, no, no. No, we don't have to whisper. We're just going to think how many we think we'd get. Do you think you can name five? How many of the ten? I got that many. But he's played for me. That's someone helping for him. Yeah. So he's one of them. Yeah, he's one of them. We can definitely name one.

47:41Ask him for this. All right, what's your bid? There's none off that map. I can't even think about it. Oh, well, they've got a bid, haven't they? You've got a bid now. You've got a bid now. We're going to start a law. That we think we can name. Yeah, we're going to start a law. Just start law three. But then they'll nick it. No, but then we can go back. You can go back and forward, Kate, on the bids. We'll start at the rain. All right, you can, yeah. You said three, we said five. Three. Just keep telling me what you're going to say. Four. Right, they bid four. What are you bidding? We'll go five.

48:11Do you want to bid six or do you want to give it to them? And if we get it wrong, we can steal by naming a player that you haven't named. You get all the points. If we go six... No, but in a minute, there's too much pressure. Six. No, it's not. We live for pressure. We live for pressure. Do you know him? Do you know a couple? You get diamonds from pressure, don't you? Go on, then. And you said, no. No, I'm not. Definitely not. Let's do it, bro. We'll be passing on to him and take that, and then we've got the next one. Go on, then. Go on, then. It's a different question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Instead of taking a silly gamble.

48:46Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Go on, go. No, no. Let us play five. You're going to play five? All right. You have to clock start. Yeah, I'm going to say your time to name five. No, no, no, no, wait a minute. Whoa!

49:02You've said five. Can we not say we can name five? We can name six. No, you can't. You can't. You've already passed it. I've got a whistle. We're going. You're going to name five and your time starts now. Alan Smith. Yes, me. Don't know the me. And Nicole. Yes. And Nicole. Keith Gillespie. Yes. Ronnie Johnson. That is five. Woo-hoo! Have you got any more? Can they steal the next five now? No, no, no. If we'd have gone six, we would have gone seven. Can you tell us the next five, though? I can. We've got Nicky Butt, Andy Cole, Keith Gillespie, Ronnie Johnson, Alan Smith, Gabriel Obertan, Giuseppe Walsh, Danny Simpson, Louis Sarr.

49:43Oh, wow. Louis Sarr. We should have got Michael Owen. That's a tough one. That was a tough one, but a good one. No, but hey, listen, you have to take your medicine. Now, that felt a little unfair, but Gary has now gone 9-4 up, so you probably might want to be the highest bidder. Gary or the class of 92. Gary or the class of 92. I was told to say Gary more than 92. No, this is how it works. But this goes to them, though. Yeah, go on, this goes to them. They're going to gamble. Nicky, when the winner is then. So we are now looking for, in the highest bidder, there are ten cities to have played in the Premier League.

50:16Ten cities. How many do you think you can name in 60 seconds? City? How much would it have been? It's fucking easy. Ten. No, we're talking about clubs with City in their name. Oh, with City in the name. Oh, City in the name. I thought you meant like London. OK, we'll go six. Oh, hang on. Six. With their City. I'll have gone seven. Seven. Seven. Oh, yes. Oh, nice. Now I'm feeling this game. Go eight. Eight. Have we got eight? Have we got eight? We lose a point. We'll go eight. They've gone eight. They've played in the Premier League. Yes. Give to the M's I'm very excited Give to the M's I don't get it I don't even know I've got a Shut up Gary Get ready to give the six seconds Go Go Bradford City Man City Leicester City Norwich City Norwich City Yes Are you on three?

51:14Are you can't do that We can't do that The clock is ticking, my friend. The clock is ticking. Two, three. And nine points for our team. 20 seconds. 20 seconds. I don't know. We could still talk about it. Birmingham City. Birmingham is correct. Four. Oh, my God. Five more. Celtic. You've got three more. Cardiff City. No. Yes. You've already said Cardiff City. We haven't. No, we haven't. Celtic. No, you have a six. One is it. Is it Swansea City? Yes! You've only got one more! That's it! No, it's seven! You need eight! Yeah, they've got to get the other one now, so they've got to name the one that's missing.

51:54Oh, no. Coventry City! Oh, you said Coventry City! I know, but Steve, Coventry City! Coventry City! Eight, that's eight! Coventry City is the right answer! Yes! Get in there! Is that all eight? Yes! I'm really glad. You did it! We did it! We did it! We definitely said eight. We said eight. One chance. We'll read them outright. Read them out. The ones we said. You named Birmingham, Bradford, Cardiff, Coventry... Norwich, Leicester... Swansea. Leicester, Manchester, Norwich and Swansea. The only one you forgot, two you forgot, were Hull City and Stoke City. You got that at 59 seconds. Oh, wow. It was a last-second winner.

52:35Yeah, but you took ages to start a thing. Better late than never. You're good at keeping calm, though. You were so calm. While everything's gone manic around. It's amazing. There's something going wrong. I don't know what it is. Scalzi. Everybody was just... We're willing. Next question. There's something wrong with the energy. My energy's not right. You're right. There's something wrong. Gary, you're sitting... Gary's really annoying me. I don't know. But I think there's a lot to learn from Scalzi. Yeah. Because everybody was panicky. Yeah. And he was just... I heard him. He was just sitting there going...

53:04Nobid. I heard. Nobid. That's why he was... Nobid. Nobid. Nobid. Coventry City. We'll get the next one. Next one. I don't know what's happened, but in about three minutes, this game has gone from being really exciting and it's now 14-4. You've got to go big here. Yeah. OK, what is your bid on this? How many of the 13 players to have played for both Arsenal and Manchester City in the Premier League? Can you name? Is that to us? Yes. Out of 13, right. We'll say eight, will we? We'll start with eight. Let's be quick, because they'll bid us anywhere. Eight? Is it eight? No. I've got that. Yeah, go on, just say eight.

53:44Is it eight? Eight? Are you going to outbid eight? Yeah, let them go. No, no, no. Start the clock. Hold on a second. He said start the clock. Yeah, start the clock. Go. City and Arsenal do. Jesus. Thank God, the left back. Jesus. Three. Oh, good. Sammy Nazari. Yes. Adebayor. Yes. Callkeeper, callkeeper. Full-back, centre-half. Somebody else. Nigel, what have you been? Shut up, buddy. We've got time. We've got time. Hang on a minute. How have we got? We've got six. We need two more. You're right. They've got six. You need two more. Relax, breathe. Dave Seaman. Correct. One more. How many seconds have we got?

54:31You've got 30 seconds. Lovely. One more. One more. Left winger. You said Nazri. Right. Right. Sanya Sanya Sanya is correct Yeah Come on I'm just trying I'm just trying Amazing I'm just trying Amazing Come on Yes Well done You smashed that You know what happened At the end there I remember when Siege started Playing against Leicester They done that Go inside And it went all wrong With the inverted And I remember Sanya was one of the players That done it You smashed that Could also hang in it Did you say Vieira? We said Zinchenko. We didn't say Vieira. Silvino. Nasri. That's what I needed them to get.

55:21What's the score now? You missed Vieira. Do you miss Vieira? Leave it. No, I didn't. I was just to play on words. Now, this game was nearly over. It was nearly over. That was an incredible comeback. The scores are currently... 13-8. 14-9. 14-9. Aw. Scolsy's all over it acting like he's... But we have 14-9. But you're still... You're a question ahead of us, aren't you? Scolsy knows it. Nice. Four to four before. Five to four before. It is now your bid. This is the last question of this round. There's so much at stake here. I can't even believe it. But we need a quick answer and not all of us. Yeah, we've done ours quick.

56:04OK, here we go. Ten players have played for Manchester United and Real Madrid. I don't know this one. In the Premier League. Actually, because that was a massive move. How many can you name? I don't want to play. Quick, we need it. Because they're tinkering the names. That's the problem. How many are you going for? So easy. Come on, ready? Ten players. Manu and Real Madrid. Manu weren't doing so much. I walk up. Ian Wright's up. Six. You're going six. Six. We'll have to start with six. Will fit all the points or not? I don't know. Should we say seven? We can say seven. Do we have seven? No, but we'll try.

56:39I don't know. You're going to go seven? Yeah, six. It's huge for the game. Six. We've got seven. We have the gambler, don't we? We'll let them play. We've got seven. Is it ten? Yeah, let them play. For United and Real Madrid. Yeah, yeah. Manchester United, Real Madrid. Start the clock. Hind. Gabby Hind. Yes. Ronaldo. Yes. Who's the goalkeeper? Who's the goalkeeper, definitely. You mentioned Bex, didn't you? Yeah. Who have we got? Who have we got? Who have we got? We've mentioned five, haven't we? You've got three so far. No, Beccan, Ronaldo. Beccan. Ronaldo. Ain't. Ronaldo. Reinaldo. Beccan earned.

57:10And the United left and went to Real Madrid. Are they gone from Real Madrid? Bosnich. I can't remember. Can't see what I am. Bosnich. Ricard.

57:23This is like... Who did Varane play for? Varane, yeah, Varane. Varane, yes. Varane. That's it? No, five. He's got seven. You said seven. Two more. Two more. Varane didn't play. No, jokes aside. Wait a minute. Varane did play on Madrid. Varane, she said. Varane. Varane. I'm sorry, Varane. Varane. Yeah! It's the old boy.

57:58We need a recap of how many we've mentioned. Fast, fast, fast. I don't know what's happened there. They still need one more. We're not cheating. We said Bex. You said Bex. Oh, both of them. Okay. You're going to gain. You need one more. In how many seconds are, Michael? How many have they got? That was within a definitely one more. I promise you. You've got that, Varane. All right, let's remind you what we've said. It shouldn't have to have Varane won. Beckham, Owen. It's Varane. Beckham, Owen, Varane. How many seconds have we got left? Time's gone. Time's gone. You've got Rude. Yeah, sorry. Chikorito.

58:32What do you mean the time's up? I thought we had more time. No, no, no, that's... I thought we had more time. I thought that's... I'm because of Varane. We said Varane. How many did they get? Did they win your answer? One shot, yeah. No, we're not one shot. You can sit. What have we got on charge? We needed a recap of what names we said. What is it, Mike? What is it? The situation that has come from the gallery is... They fucking... Where's the gallery? They're fucking gallery. They just said... Tell him where we are. No, no. I like a half and a jaw, but we got to six. Yes, it is six, but you needed seven.

59:10Yeah, that's what the question was saying. So we know what happened. When everyone was shouting, we were saying, can we just have a recap of what names we said? I am prepared, as the host of this show, to give you ten seconds to get one more. If you can get one more in ten seconds of what we said. One more in ten seconds. He just said rude. Rude Van Nistelrooy. You can't choose that one. Rude Van Nistelrooy. Do you have another question in the highest bidder? What was the goalkeeper? I don't remember a keeper. That was crazy for me. Oh, my God. Well, I can tell you, they're not really in the interest of making this competitive.

59:48They're trying to give you extra points now for stealing those. Yes. Yeah, we won't take that. We won't take that. So at the end of that round... No, no. We stole them. We stole the round. I can tell you... No, who else was there? Give us the other names. Who were the other names, Michael? We've got Casemiro, did you get? Oh, my God. Javier Hernandez, did you get Di Maria? Di Maria? Rude Van Nistelrooy. Nobody saw this one coming. Sergio Reguilón. No one was going to get that. And even with the Varane-Varon mess-up... It's the accent. You should have done that. It's Ornum. It's not the first one.

1:00:27I invited Varane round and I met Varane. He came round for dinner. The whole night talking about Argentina. He was like, I'm French. It was a disaster. So we got an app for that. The only good thing... We stole around. No, no. We stole around. So the score... It's ridiculous. The only thing that might make you feel good about the score is it sounds a bit like 1999, which was a great year for you. It's 99. Oh, yeah. But I've got great news for Team F-O-Y... F-P. F-P. F-O-Y-F-P. The good news is there are so... I've just heard so many points about it. Oh, this is to keep us involved. The final round.

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1:02:21Here we go. Yeah. Oh, nice on, Missy. Michael. Why are you walking like that? You've got a lovely bowl. What is that? Is that a walk? Yeah, it is. Would you accept me as a referee? Yeah, yeah. Respect me? No. No. That's a tough one. I would want to be a referee only for that bit when they go to the monitor and it's a penalty and they milk it. Yeah, yeah. If the home team are there, when they walk away, they really milk it and then just... That's my favourite. OK, here we go. We ready? Yes. OK, so we are moving to the final round. The scores are 19 to 9. But this is an opportunity to score so many points.

1:03:03I mean, honestly, whoever wins this quiz will probably be in the hundreds of points. Wow. It's like Eurovision when they do all the scores and then suddenly there's a flood in with the public. Wow, I love it. I'm excited. It's all to play for. Yes, it is. OK, so I'm going to introduce a special Christmas guest, A person who we watch at Christmas in Ali Pali. It's not Santa Claus. And it's not Santi Carzola. It is Luke Humphries. Yo, Luke! The actual world champion. Nice to meet you. Really good to meet you, Luke. Pleasure, pleasure. Excellent. Good to meet you. So you are the world champion of dance?

1:03:50I am, yeah. Wow. Smells amazing. Yeah, he only beat a child. He only beat a child. So, yes, that was very rude. It was. So you beat Luke Littleton. He was what, like 16? He was 16 at the time, yeah. Yes, it's amazing. And have you seen his identification? Because he doesn't look... I have, yes. Yes, OK. He's definitely 17 now. He's 17 now. OK, so a bit more of a threat, or do you think you've got this this year? Oh, for sure, yeah. I think he's much more equipped to be world champion this year, but I've got to try and fend him off. It's going to be hard, though. All right, well, I'm a big dance fan.

1:04:23We probably have, needs to do one round of... I'm going to hear it about 25 times a year. I love it. Excuse me, the timing was terrible. Sorry, I just got carried away with the whole thing. I'm so excited. First off, what's your walk on? What do you walk on to? I walk on to... Fucking have God. He's in this order. I walk on to... Where is it? It doesn't... I predict her eye. Yeah. It's just changed. It's just changed. Oh, okay. Now I... All right. Yes. Hey, hey, hey! It's not hey, hey. What did I say then? Oi, oi. Oh, sorry. In fact, just for Christmas. Come on. Ho,

1:05:15ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho. Yeah. Sorry, Mike. Totally on board. I don't think I'll take off. You don't think ho-ho? It won't take off. OK. So, we are going to play a really fun game. I'm going to ask questions of each team. If you get the question right, then Luke is going to throw a dart into the dartboard and you will score whatever he gets. If you get the question wrong, you yourself will be able to throw the dart and you will still gain those points. This is fixed now. This is where the fix comes now. Is that correct? Leaves for Luke. That is correct. So, are you on good form, Luke? Not too bad. Not too bad?

1:05:54Yeah, I'm hoping I'm going to be on form today. OK, well, there's the line. And I will be the... Luke! You're going to be the Russian Ray.

1:06:07Luke Littler, you require valid ideas. Luke Humphreys. No, I know he's Humphreys. I was just making a joke about it. All right. OK, so I predict a lot of fun. We could predict a riot. You don't know what that is, even though that's the song you come on to every time. I went blank then, sorry. We really need you as well to make this fun because these guys are lagging behind you. Roy Keane's starting to turn. He's starting to turn. When I first met him this morning, I was like, is that the real Roy Keane? Now he's the real Roy Keane. I know he don't like losing, so I've got plenty of effort. He doesn't like losing.

1:06:43OK, so we have our team. Shall we separate slightly so we are in our teams? Let's not get too pally here. So, the first question is for our leaders. Gary, Nicky and Scolzee. Scolze. Here we go, here we go. All right, in the inaugural... Ooh, inaugural. Not an easy word to say. In the inaugural... I think it means the first. It's the first. Is that the first? Why do you have to be so flashy? It's the first. In the first Premier League season, or as I like to call it, inaugural. Who was the shirt sponsors for the following Premier League clubs? Now, I'm going to name three Premier League clubs. I need their shirt sponsor from the inaugural Premier League season.

1:07:33Everyone you get right, he will throw three times or he will throw not at all. Let's see what happens. We are looking for Southampton, Manchester City and Blackburn. Not easy questions. This is for you guys. Inaugural. Inaugural. We're going to go Blackburn, McEwans. That's to start with. That's the correct answer. Okay. Who else? Who else? Time. How much time? Man City and Southampton. Time. Brother City. That is also correct. Wow, you guys are on fire. Bobby's got a city tattoo. Draper Tools. Southampton. That's correct. Oh, well done. We were talking about that last week. Oh, well done. We acknowledge that.

1:08:11Oh, that's so good. We've talked about that last week. I'll throw a left hand if you guys don't. Oh, come on, Luke. Okay, so, come on, Luke. Let's see what happens. I want to get too close. Leave him, guys. He's going to knock that close when he's doing his job. He's leaving, coach me. Oh, watch. He's got under light. Throw now, yeah? Go on, Luke. Come on, Luke. How did you get that? Oh, 20. Fucking one. 20. Yeah, yeah. Nice one, Luke. Come on, Luke. Yes, Luke. He warmed up. You got your arm up. He's warmed up now. That was easy. Right, here we go. Okay, well. Nice one, Luke. That was easy. We were talking about jerseys last week.

1:08:45Sponsors. I'm gobsled. OK, well, listen, you scored 22 out of a possible 180. I think that's the first 22 of it all year as well. No, it's the first time. Can I be honest? Not about time to do it. This quiz needed it, so thank you very much. Good. I did see it won for 22. Imagine the pressure. Here we go. I think I feel more pressure doing this than I do when I play World Championship. I can imagine. It's him. You've got your arm in. You've got your arm in. That was a genuine 22. Yeah. The genuine 22. Did Roy get you? Did he get you? He probably would have rather thrown himself. All right. So here's the question, guys.

1:09:20This could be huge. Okay. He just got 22. If he hits a 180... Yeah, we'd have fixed this. No, but if we just get one question, he gets a 60. It's going to be amazing. This is huge. Roy is giddy with excitement. In the inaugural Premier League season, who was the shirt sponsors of the following Premier League clubs? They had the easy ones. Everton Tottenham Hotspur and Chelsea Oh that's not in all good Coors Holtst Coors for Chelsea Holtst Holtst Holtst Holtst Holtst Holtst Holtst Who was the other one? Everton Tottenham and Chelsea What did Everton Jamie was Tottenham last week It's not a funny name It's not Hathner I don't know I don't know I don't know I know we're sure we're right with the other two anyway Yeah Holtst Coors and Holtst so he definitely I felt like it was Hondo would turn Hathner was I wouldn't know Afin was way before.

1:10:09Afin was way before. How long did you get him, Michael? Hitachi. OK, you're going to need to push you for an answer. No, is that Liverpool? Is that Liverpool, Hitachi? Liverpool, Hitachi. I don't know the Everton one. Cleared off of the Everton one, remember? I'm just thinking Chang Beah, which was like... Chang. No, Chang was fucking three weeks ago. Oh, man. Are you going to name any yet? What are you going with? Well, we've got two. Well, we'll get two, sir. We'll take two. We'll take the two. Yeah, we'll just... Who have you got? Who have you got? Halston. Halston is correct. Coors. Cause Chelsea.

1:10:36That's not... Oh! It's all right, you'll get one here. It's Commodore. Commodore, yeah. Everton. When I finished it. No, it's not hard. It's in your heads. It's there, it's in your head. It's in your head. You're helping them there. Am I? It's in your head, brain. I think you can see it. Oh, my God. Everton. We don't know. Just throw us a 60, Luke. I know, but we still need to get in front. Pass it on. All right? The answer was NEC. NEC. NEC. Now, I'm really excited about this. It's not in my head. Be your best. No worries, man. You have one dart. I know, this makes it even harder. Don't worry, Luke.

1:11:18We're fine, Luke. Don't worry about it. Whoa, the board's not straight. Fix the straight board. Oh, that's right. We've got six. Go that way a bit. No, it's solid in the wall. You move it, Luke. The whole building is wonky. Don't throw it now. I'll just throw it like this. Just get a 60 and it's game on. Oh! Oh! One take, one take. One take, that's good. Thanks, Lou. A little bit better. We'll take it. All good, man. That's all right. So, what's the score? Surprisingly, the pass of 92 has gone further in the lead. Come on, sit down. OK. If it's, um, sorry, just to interject, if you get, um... If they get them all, they still get to throw.

1:11:57Oh, can we throw? Oh, you gave him on. Can I throw one? Yeah, yeah. Oh, this is great. You could win this. We get one dart each. Nice one. Try to lose. Okay, wait, wait. Chill! 12. Oh, no! We are getting a goal. 12 is a bad. No, no, no, no. We've got two. Oh, we've got one. Two, two. Oh, he's won himself. Go on, righty. Here you go. Next time I might get a goal, yeah. 12's all right. Come on, righty. 20, righty, at least 20. Nob. I love you. What's the pretty ball? It's pretty big darts. The world champion dart is for him. Well, I have to say, it's quite Edie Wander. I thought I was a real brick wall, that's a good thing.

1:12:42I can't believe it, my arm was not in control of my own army. I have some extraordinary updates to deliver. A level. So, the situation is, there was, a bone was thrown to you guys, which you spat on the floor, quite literally, because you missed the entire dartboard. but Jill hit the 12, which means the scores are 41-41. Oh, my God! Gummy level? So it weren't a bad 22 after all, was it? Exactly. OK, so we are back in it for the class of 92. Have you ever hit 22, Luke? Yes. You have? Yeah. Of course. I've hit the board. I'm free, everything. All right, here we go. I'm not perfect. OK, guys, follow us.

1:13:27How can you miss the board? You're back in it. We're back in it. Yeah, but... We could be ahead. Yeah, but we're back in it. You've got to let go of the pass. Come on, let's go. Let's go, Mike. Go on, take my notes. You've got to let go. Leave Roy. Leave the pass. OK. Leave Roy. He struggled with the pass. Who is the player to have scored the most goals in the Premier League after turning 30 years old? Easy. Oh. I didn't see if I can. That's what I thought. I was just looking. Yeah, I'm not. Don't worry, I didn't. Yeah.

1:14:03I wouldn't have gone What you whispered for It doesn't get past the cards Who's the player who scored the most goals I know What you whispered for It doesn't come across I was up there Yeah I think he's right How old is he now? I think he's right Yeah easy Jamie Vardy Of course What did he take so long? Correct answer Of course it was Go on Now do you want to get 180? It's just one dot I would have been off getting it wrong It's one dot Hang on hang on Ben what is it? One dot One dot H Did I throw it? One dot Here we go Did I throw it? You better off to get a question. Come on, then. Get three darts.

1:14:32No, no, no. Look, you just do your stuff. One dart. What an easy question. One dart and is... Five. It's five. Five. Yes. Five. Yes. Yes. G8. I like it. It's not easy. It's not easy. Something's got in his head. Johnny a game. Relax. Johnny a game. I must admit, I'd rather just go and put a ball there. No, just didn't. Don't worry, I think. Okay. Just a fucking J. Come for it. All right, guys, this is your chance to take the lead. I'll have it with you. Come on. Gary, come on. I'll have it with you. Okay. All right. Things are turning ugly. Yeah, but if he wants it. Okay. Nobody knows what's going on.

1:15:08Okay. Let me inquire. Yeah, we do not. Gary, would you like some? Would you like some? Honestly, I don't know what he's offering. Would you like something? If he wants some, I'll give it him. That's all I'm saying. Do you know what I mean? Because you've had a row, I think the best thing to do... No, it's the best thing to do. is to give you... In fact... Gary got it. Jesus! Why do you like Grady? What's your name? No, it's all right. I'm not kidding, guys. Oh, thank you. So, a yellow card has been administered. Sorry, gal. All right. Right, what's the question? I'm more of that shit. Would you have a question out of me?

1:15:44I'm more of that shit. Yes, you are. Okay, here we go. We're all friends now? Yep. You've lost the ability to play darts. Let's see how... I'm finished. Let's see how things develop. Your question is, if you get it right, Luke throws. If you get it wrong, Roy's going to throw. So here we go. They probably post you get it wrong. No, Luke. Who is the youngest player ever to get to 100 Premier League goals? The youngest. The youngest player ever to get to 100 Premier League goals. It doesn't get passed across, does it? So we don't know. No. Probably Michael. Is this the last question? Michael Fowler.

1:16:24It does not. Who made her debut? Wayne. Correct. I think it's Michael. He was injured? I think it's Ronaldo. Ronaldo. Do you want to go on because you said it first? No, I think... I kind of want to see him for a dart. Off questions. Just putting that out there. I want to see him for a dart. That's because you have to answer them. Sorry. No, no, no. Michael Orn. We'll go with Michael Orn. Correct answer. Yes. All right. Luke is asking whether he should go for the bull. Yeah, go for it, Luke. Do what you want. Do what you want, Luke. Yeah, there's more questions. I'm still worried that the world champion is asking me and Wright what's a goal for.

1:17:14Boys, boys give us a world champion. Boys give him tips now. Okay, here we go. Let's see what happens. Straight to your foot. Oh! He's hit the 20. Not bad. It's the 20. Good shot. Thank you. It's unbelievable. You know this is wrong. How many more questions? 61 to 46. Yes, it is. Yeah, you're right. All right, here we go, guys. How many more questions? Oh, we've got a few more. Oh, good. Four more questions. Things are getting incredibly exciting. We've had two bookings. We've had nearly a fight. We've had a confidence breakdown. We've had so many discussions. It's all coming down to this. We like to call it the business end.

1:18:09Next question here. Which player has been substituted the most in Premier League history? Can this get handed over? It does not get handed over. Who's been substituted the most in Premier League history? Not me. I might not be fouled off that. Scoles reckons he might be in a show. He might be getting substituted in a minute. Substituted off. Yeah. That's a very good question. On. Substitution off. On or off.

1:18:41On or off? Yeah, surely it's a forward. It's off, girl. Substitution off. Who's always coming off? That's another question, though, isn't it? There is a player that I'm thinking of. Whoa! No way. Really? Surely that's got to be passed over. He'd last 90, though. I'm only saying he'd last 90. But then they'll think, they'll pick up and it'll think. Fair point. It's not going to help them that he'd last 90 minutes. I think he'd be a son of a forward one. They're stumped. Is it one of our son of a forward one? You're a nuisance. Today. I want to see my family for the new year. They don't want to say you, just take it down.

1:19:21Easy. Roy's love affair with his family changes depending on who's answering the question. OK. What are you whispering? Ten seconds. Hang on. We are going for... Aguero. Sergio Aguero. Does that come across? I don't know if you all remember earlier in this quiz when I said the answer to every question is... Gixie? Ryan Gix. Easy. Can't believe you're going to get wild. We've got that. One of you can throw this dance. One dart. Who's throwing? Who's throwing? You grew up in a pub. It's Batty, it's Batty. Here we go, Nicky. Do some noise. Do some noise. 18. Pretty good. That is decent. That was decent.

1:20:08Shit, bro. So the scores currently are 64-61. Wow. I thought we'd be much more behind by now. OK. My problem would be weird. Your question is, Alan Shearer has missed the joint most penalties in the Premier League with which other player? Who else has missed the most penalties? How many penalties do you think he's missed? Shearer? Yeah. Right, he would have missed, like, as many? 15? He wouldn't have missed a lot. He wouldn't have missed a lot. No. He's missed... It's like so many people he could get missed with. I think it could be, I think it could be Vardy. Why would we have... I'm just waiting for a body.

1:20:50Yeah. I'm finding the answer to two questions. I think Giggs has been fucking 20 fucking answers, hasn't he? I've been complaining about that. Today's quiz has been... He was quiet there when I said, Vardy, as if you are clever. You're not getting anything out of me. No. Vardy takes a pound. He's played a long time. Who else do you think? We don't have to whisper. I don't like... Why are you there? You're just over there. For the camera. Who? Do you? Go on, then. You don't have to whisper. Yeah, go on. Unless it's a proper double bluff. It's gigging. Penalties with Alan Shearer. Join. Hey, do you want?

1:21:26This is... No, he's really serious, isn't he? This is extraordinary. I'm going to say Varaday, but I'm going to come this year. I've never been before. It's really good fun. I like the technique. When you get on a roll, you're right. I must admit, this is hard. When you go on one dart, you just can't... It's rhythm, isn't it? Totally missed a couple. Giggs, you Mr Feer. Ronaldo, Mr Feer. All right, 10 seconds. Who's got loads of goals in it? I was going to go Lampard. I like the Teddy shout. Oh, Teddy, Mr Feer. I just want to see you throw a dart. All right, I'm going to need an answer now. Let's go.

1:22:03Baradie. The answer is Wayne. Wayne, really? Come on. Come on, you're being given as a picket. Roy, you throw it. You throw it, Roy. No, I'm not throwing it. Here we go. All right. Please get one. Please get one. Roy, please miss the dartboard. Get one. Get one. It's weird over here, isn't it? Please get one. It's 18! It's very good! Yes, that was good. It's not even a trappy little lady. It's a poor lady. Middle of the board. Jockey Wilson. It's a good score. It's a good score. Keep it steady. Scores are 64 to 79. Who's this one for? You guys. Okay, this is for you guys. OK, which side has the most defeats in Premier League?

1:22:50He just keeps saying easy. He always says it's easy. He just keeps saying easy for everything. He's stayed in the league the longest. Most Premier League defeats. West Ham, yeah. West Ham, I've never been... Who stays in the league? I've got it. Villa. Yeah, no, Villa. I'm on over your pal. Everton, Everton. Everton. Fucking on over you. Shh, shh. Everton. We're going to go Everton. Correct. Easy. I've never been relegated. I've been sitting too loud to you. We're in Jill. Come on, Luke. Before Luke throws, I'd like to point out that he is the world champion. He has yet to hit the triple. This could be a huge yes.

1:23:30This is the one, Luke. We're waiting for it. Come on, Luke. How many throws are you getting? One. Come on, Luke. Oh, is it? 18. One. 18. 18's another today. 18's another today. What's the score? What's the score? Is anyone not? 82 for you guys. They've got one point. And you are on 79. Oh, easy. Win by three. OK, your question is... It finishes level. OK, just imagine it's their question and shout easy and get it right. Which team has been relegated from the Premier League the most times? Oh, that's a sore one. Sneaky one. Everton was easy, I'm telling you. Who's been relegated? Who's been relegated from the Premier League?

1:24:15Yeah, the most times. Who's been relegated the most times? York, what's wrong? Palace. Wishtam, Norwich. How many times have you got relegated with Palace? No, I've never been relegated. How many would it be, roughly? From the Premier League, right? Leicester. Football. Leicester's a good child. Norwich came up and down a few times. Could have been Norwich. How long did it get, Michael? How long did it get? OK. I'm thinking Norwich, Leicester. Where did this ten seconds come from? It came from the game.

1:24:51Leicester. You say it. We think it's Leicester or West Brom. Could be Leeds. Norwich. No. Is that what you're going with? What do you think? You both said Leicester. I want to go Norwich. OK, go on. You're going to accept that? Let's just say the Leicester team. I can tell you the answer is Norwich. Yeah! I don't know why you are going to go. What's happening, bro? Shut your mouth up! You've got a tough question now. You can give three answers. What are you talking about? We're just kind of watching. Go on, Luke, just do yours. He's getting so serious about a quiz. Here we go.

1:25:32He's dropped it in the 12. We're 12. So what's the score? 82, 91. We should be further out. We've got more answers. Yeah, but we've... The tension is unbearable. Class of 92. Who has won it more? Who has won it more? Manchester United and Premier League titles or Phil Taylor and World Championships? Easy. If a dance. Easy. Do you want to fall on a friend? Phil Taylor. Phil Taylor's the correct answer. Of course it is. Oh, is Luke... Is Luke... Come on, Luke. He's going to hit a double. He's going to hit a double. What do I do? You've just got to hit us. No, don't forget about the doubles, Luke.

1:26:23Go for a double, yeah. Don't go for a double. Bullseye. Just as many as you can. Yeah! You! You! It's all right. You remain in there, yeah? You're too close. No, no, no.

1:26:43He's not going to do that at some point. He's not going to dig him out like you were. He shouldn't have had it. Great job. He'll do it for us as well. Someone need a triple 20. Nice touch. You just need to get the question. This is not the last question. There's three more questions. OK. But you are... Where'd you find? Yeah. OK. So here we go. Who has won it more? Manchester United and Premier League titles or Pep Guardiola as a manager and league titles? Manchester United or Pep Guardiola as a manager and league titles? That's harder than our question, no? 13. I think United. Pep. United. We're talking about Pep with all of these, right?

1:27:20I know, but Bayern. He was only at Bayern for one or two years. United. He's won five or six a year. Seven. He's won seven. How many has he won for a city? Five or six. I forgot your recall friend. Six. Barca reserves. Could win Pep. I think Pep. Bayern, he won at Barca. He was only manager at Barca. I think Bayern... Is that my stopwatch? I think it's United. Michael, where have you gone? Sorry, I forgot my stopwatch. Everyone's also forgotten this phone a friend. How many did he win? No, I don't think... Yeah, you have to have a friend to phone, don't you? Yeah, that's not a format point that's taken off.

1:27:53Not on this show anyway. Two of Bayern. Let's go United. All right, yeah, we think... Man United. Six of City? Six of City? Six, yeah. You can have me. OK, what are you looking for? Tough question. Yeah, Bayern for Tracy. It's close. It's one or two. Must have won every year, Bayern. It's one or two, innit? Is there only two at Bayern? No, he must have been. I'm going to go United. Yeah, we've got United. I can tell you that Pep Guardiola won 12 league titles. Yes. And Manchester United... Just do what you've done for them. I'll try me better. All right. You don't even want more than that. We've got pressure on Gary, pressure on Gary.

1:28:27No, no, no. I'm joking. Do your stuff. There's no such thing as pressure. Here we go. 60 would be handy. Oh, it's my team. Great effort. I can't see that. Great effort. Okay. That was so close. What a beautiful job. Well done, Luke. Thank you. And the other team is in the floor. Do you want us to score us now? 142 to 111 going into the final two questions. It was our quiz. We've answered our questions. These questions are slightly different. Good energy to me. One gives a lot of opportunity. It's five hours. This is your... I think you're going to do it for us. The situation is, we move to the final two questions, is there are a lot of points available.

1:29:10OK? You've got 30 seconds to name the five Spanish players who have scored 50 or more Premier League goals. Each one you get correct, you get a dart. Lock in at the end of your five answers. So we are looking for 30 seconds. Yeah, we should matter. Torres. Correct. David Silva. Correct. I should have started that when he's answering the question. Do you know what I mean? Fabregas. Correct. That's five. One more. There's one more. Can't fucking say that. Fierro. Reyes. Missing one. Suarez. Who? He speaks Spanish. You're happy with four. Four is good. You've got five more seconds. to remember the name of...

1:30:03No, they've done it before. Who is it? Diego Costa. Diego Costa. All right, so that means four for Luke. Wow, this could be huge. OK. Come on, Luke. All right, are we ready? OK. All right, Luke. Let's see what we've got. Four darts. One. 20. 20. Triple one. Ooh! That's all right, Luke. That's all right. Good grouping. Go on, Scorsi. Get yourself involved. One more, Scolzi. I got one. Two three at the moment. One more dart. Oh, there we go. Jesus, Scolzi. I'm not doing one. We've had to weigh Scolzi. The team told me I was doing one. One more dart for Luke. One more dart. Yes. Oh my God. Brilliant dart.

1:30:48Great darts. You got four or five. That was wrong. He lost his rhythm then. You're on team. Lost his rhythm. Lost his rhythm. Lost his rhythm then. It's so hard throwing one dart. That's true. Two frame, one dart. Gary's team total, 186. You've won. I've tripled 60 anyway. What are the other team on? OK, so what do they need to win? I don't know the maths. 186, 111, 75 to win. Easy. Easy. Two troubles. No problem. We just got to get questions right. 75 to equal 76 to win. All right? We've got to get the questions right now. You have to get the questions right. If you get them all wrong, nothing's going to happen.

1:31:24You'll win nothing. Every question you get right, Luke gets a dart. He needs to get 76. Which can't be a good thing or a bad thing. And you will be winning the stick-to-trophy football. Stick-to-trophy? We don't... Stick-to-what? Stick-to-football. Stick-to-football trophy. Stick-to-trophy. The football-to-stick trophy.

1:31:46That'll do, that'll do, Mike. Huge moments, deep breath. Kiss. You've got 30 seconds to name the five... You don't stay out of it yet? No, I'm not. I was resetting... Jesus, man. You don't talk back to me. No, it's not. It's about time. I don't mind the yellow ones. It's about time he got one. It's the red. OK. Oh, God, come on, man. 30 seconds to name the five Dutch players who have scored 50 or more Premier League goals. Each one you get, you get a dart. Five Dutch players, 50 or more Premier League goals. Dutch. Van Lidt. Van Parcy. Hasselbank. Correct, correct, correct. Verkamp. Correct. What's the guy with Liverpool, the Liverpool player?

1:32:31Yeah. Judge, man. Yeah. Liverpool. One more. What's his name again now? Yep. Yep, I know you mean. Francis. I know you, Lee. Stop speaking. Don't focus on that one. Five seconds. No, stop Liverpool. You need one more. Two, one. That's it, that's the time. Ryan, Ryan. Ryan, thingy. Ryan Babble. Ryan Babble. It wasn't, it was actually Liverpool, it was dirt. Dirt cake. Sorry. Okay, that's four. Four darts. Oh, no. What does he need? He needs 75. He needs 76. Come on, Luke. Luke, just remember who smashed it out. 76 in four darts? You're the world champion. All right. Come on, Luke. Oh, hang on. There are confetti cannons.

1:33:13I've never used one before. How do they work? Does anyone know how... Yeah, that's it if you win. Yeah, you two as well. Just to cut you in. If you win. You might get... What the fuck's this? Yeah, guys, yeah. Give it to Scoles. Yeah, that's what I do, by the way. Okay. Compton safety. 76 to win. Shh. Let me do it like a... Oh, Jesus Christ, Gary! Did you really do that? I should have ran already. That's so childish. It's constantly a world champion. Respect. You're a second yellow. Second yellow. How's that a goal? That's a second yellow for him. It's a second yellow. You've got a yellow while you go.

1:33:46Two yellows. It's a red. I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do. It is a red. It's a red. I can't book it. Take your time, Luke. No, one will win. Luke. You've got to go 75, haven't you? 76. For victory. For their team. They got his fourth one. You require 56. Yeah!

1:34:14Chad would come. I was so sorry. I didn't even see him in there. What was it, Andrew? Instagram, he wants to see it. Yes! The champ. What did you get? Nice one. He got 100. You're listening to the final grade. Hey, hey. Unlock. What's the final score? What a great game. It's nice, hey. Brilliant. Brilliant game. Hey, well done. Well done. All the best next season. Stupid. What a great game. Thank you. Cheers, mate. Thank you, mate. That's me, my dick. Yay! Ian and Roy and Jill got 211. Yes. And Buddy and Sculls, he got 180. 86. You've done your best. You've done your best. Great effort. There you go.

1:35:00Jill, come in the middle, Jill. Come on. Let's all lift it. Yay! Now it's a look. Come in for the pictures. Come on, Lou. Yeah, come in, chum. Come on, Lou. Bravo.

1:35:17Ho, ho, ho. Nice one. Listen, we just want to thank everybody. Yeah, speak. We'd like to thank the champ. Well done, champ, for coming in and doing a great job for us. Hey, captain, well done, captain. You should be doing this. Jill could not have done it without you. People in the background. Definitely. Thanks to everybody who's coming, our families, and everybody who's here today who's come to support us. Thank you very much. And thank you to me. Thank you to me as well. Thank you. And thank you very much to Michael McIntyre! Michael!

1:35:53Thank you.