Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch: “Tracking Your Partner Is Crossing The Line”

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2:13It wasn't one thing that kind of has kept it all for so long. Just because we have to because we've got four kids. I just can't afford to pay her off. Abby and Pete for Brit Awards hosts next year. We would be good at that. You could turn everything into cock theme music. Yeah. It must be cock, cock, cock. And it could have been cock, but it's over now.

2:41Guys, if you love us as much as we love you, you should subscribe. That's all I'm going to say. Ask me anything. Hello, and welcome to Ask Me Anything with me, Abbey Clancy. And me, Peter Crouch. and Gaz still in the hot seat we're just still discussing this Live 360 thing where Pete Pete's saying he's got to take himself off it because I'm looking at him but he looks at me it's a violation no because you said to me the other day why are you in Oxford I could believe you're in Oxford yeah well how would you know because I looked on Live 360 exactly exactly Exactly. It's not for that, though. It's for the children.

3:25It's not for checking up on partners. No, I'm not checking up. I want to see if you were safe. Do you want to see if I'm safe? Yeah. That's a God's honest truth. That is absolute nonsense. That's absolute God's honest truth. Or, you know, if I know you're 10 minutes away, I can make sure the kitchen's tidy and I've got a nice little ribbon in my hair. I can put a ribbon in my hair. And your dinner's hot out the oven. A little flowery dress on. On the table when you arrive. With your oven gloves on. Exactly. Fucking joking. I should have been born back in those days. So should I. I would have loved that.

4:00But that would have meant you'd have to do everything and all I'd have to do is cook. I'm not sure that was... Really? So I'm more than happy to go back to those days, darling. Sugar pie. I did. I did. I just behead you anyway. Get a new one. Oh, you're going that far back? Yeah. you're going to Tudor Times Tudor Times okay ask who's anything ask me anything ask me Andrea Rose has given her full name she says hi all long time watching the podcast and I'm noticing more and more adverts on TV with the main man Pedro I was just wondering if you ever thought about getting into acting because I think you'd be fabulous I love your adverts I spend every podcast laughing and Abby I'm a massive fan of you I used to hate the Scouse accent until I started listening to you.

4:51It's kind of like, yeah, I think she likes us. I actually don't understand how people can not like the Scouse accent. Do you know what? I remember when I was at school with a Scouse teacher and I was in Birmingham. So I was about five. Oh, see, I've got a funny thing about Scouse teacher. Really? What, you've got a funny thing about them? No, if you had a teacher going to you, right, all right then, girl. So one time, so that Henry VIII, he had nine wives. He added one. Or you had, so darling, Henry VIII, he had nine wives and which story would you think as mum yeah no I know what you're saying it's like yeah but that's just a stigma but I'm allowed to say that because I'm Scouse but people always think I'm stupid because of my accent yeah but I think they do do they yeah surely not they do it's that north south divide though isn't it everyone thinks yeah people do think I'm thick because I've got a Scouse accent it's just and I'm like that I'll have you know I got nine GCS nine eight stars on my GCSEs oh flexing clever at lying I don't know why you don't believe me it's not true didn't John write to my school to get my results did he he did I hope so I hope so oh my god we're going to do that have they been read out on the pod so let's let's sort this out on the pod bearing in mind Ab said 9 A stars so let's put a note in this diary please to we need to we need to speak to we need verification the school and see what the actual qualifications were.

6:20I'm not saying your line. I'm just saying, let's put this to bed. Okay. Let's just make an honest woman of you.

6:28Yeah. Okay, so, yeah. Would you get into acting? No, fucking God, no. Oh, you'd love it? I would. I'd love to be an actor. Yeah, I'd absolutely love to. I just haven't got the qualifications for it. You don't need one. You've got confidence. That's all you need. That's not all you need. You need to be good. You are good? that eyebrow that you could do no the custom for the new Bond right now Barry's turned it down apparently Oki Ogun was he in the running it'd be a strange pick wouldn't he he wants to be the villain which he could be a fantastic villain he'd be a great villain yeah because he's got a unique face hasn't he yeah he's putting it mildly you need to be more like kind of stereotypically yeah dapper to be Bond like me like Pete you would be a great Bond I'd be a great Bond you would be you did look dapper Cheltenham nice swag thank you yeah very nice he seems so uncomfortable with all this he's like thanks please look at me I like Pierce Brosnan the best I think he was a great Bond he was a Roger Moore was amazing Roger Moore Connery some crackers Daniel Craig to be fair obviously I didn't see that one coming really but he he did it well was George Clooney ever Bond no no He's got an Englishman, haven't he?

7:47He'd have been all right though, wouldn't he? Daniel Craig, Scouse. He is, yeah. Without the accent? I don't understand it. Without the accent? I don't know. He's probably just sick of people assuming he was thick. I don't think that's the case. There's probably a stigma behind it. If we've got any Scouse listeners, which I know we have, they will verify this. There is a stigma. I know what you mean. There definitely is. Yeah. All right. You're not going to believe this next message. I don't know why I think everyone's giving their surnames now as well, but I'm into it. This is a full Joe and Richard Angelo partnership.

8:28Joe and Richard Angelo. Hi, Abby and Peter. Love the podcast and thanks for making our car journey such a laugh. I'm not very high up with social media, so I'm having to email you. My hubby Richard and I, Richard Angelo, that is, I just love listening to, I love listening to therapy crouts. Sorry, can I just interrupt? Is this a gay couple? No, no, it's Joe. Joe, Joe, J-O. Oh. Yeah, no, it's not. Probably not. Yeah, the cardio has led to some healthy conversations. On a different note, I just watched Peter on an advert. Again? It prompted me to mention Peter's lookalike on a series that we've been watching called Shrill.

9:09Shrill? This is a character called Emily. Emily? in the show played by ER Fightmaster who is the absolute spitz of Peter there are a few scenes where Emily wears a suit and I keep saying to Richard look it's the image of Peter Crouch Richard can't see it but I'm probably going a bit over the top and getting on his very last nerve what do you think? no I've seen this person before and looks nothing like you nothing like you no beautiful teeth beautiful teeth? you wish you had a hair nothing like me Joe and Richard Angelo said do you think Peter has any other lookalikes Kenzie Crook go after nothing you've done yourself don't you what about the other one from the office Steve Murchin you said he'd play your biopic of you wouldn't he yeah he'd be you he's a tall man isn't he he's a tall man tall elegant individual I don't see that one really I don't really have many lookalikes yeah it's tricky isn't it yeah just one of a kind Robbie Savage Robbie Savage are you about to say Robbie Marga no joking as if no Robbie Savage yeah probably that one right guys this feels like a great time to hear from our sponsors and while you're there hit subscribe hey y 'all it's Kelly Clarkson with Wayfair where delivery and setup are as easy as a few taps on your phone.

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12:11David says, shout out to Abby on Mother's Day pod for believing you might have more goals than Alan Shearer. Got my back, babe, haven't you? Got your back. My wife was... My wife? My wife was out with her friends. She was out with her friends recently and I told them that I throw 180s on the dartboard in our garage. What's that? I quote all the time. 180s, like you've got three darts, so you just got hit the treble three times. It's 180. I can't even hit the bloody board. Oh, sorry. She told her friends that she's throwing 180s all the time. I won't be correcting her. I just need to stay away from the dartboards when our mates are around.

12:49Is there anything Abby thinks about you that isn't true that you've never corrected her on? David, P.S. I'm an O2 lifer with over 30 ,000 appearances. It's great, isn't it? 30 ,000 appearances. We've got a friend of ours. and our very dear friends, a couple, and they're little boys in our little boys' class. And he has told his son that he used to be a footballer and play for Scotland or something. Glasgow Rangers. Glasgow Rangers. So the dad is constantly making like AI videos of himself, like showing the son. Playing for Rangers, scoring goals for Rangers and stuff. Oh, amazing. And he said, and then when we went out together there and people were people were stopping pete for an autograph and the little boy was like dad why why does no one stop you for an autograph he's so deep on this line so deep so deep and he said about dad why are you never in any of these cards like that pete's got one you know like why are you never in any of these cards i wonder if we could contact the card making people and ask them to makers like a fifa card like a black card yeah what are they called them cards match attacks match attacks yeah yeah i wonder if they could make one i mean how deep do you want to go how deep is your love jesus well that was a good game we used to play what was it the song game where we had to change the one word love to oh that was brilliant that penis or whatever Hang on.

14:22That is a great game. Or like, how deep is your penis? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you could just change it to, yeah, whatever, I don't know. Yeah. Pins, it's called Pins. We changed it from love. What was the game we actually played? It was, you changed the word love to... What was the word? It was like penis or cock or something like that. Yeah, cock, yeah. It's cock. We got love, so like, the power of cock. That kind of stuff. Like, you know, what else have you got? I can't think you've got one other song with Lovin'. Get some songs up with the word Lovin'. It must be cock. Cock, cock.

15:03And it could have been cock, but it's over now.

15:13Cock is the enemy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to get inundated now, aren't we? with these we're gonna get inside no it just what was that can't hurry cock no you just have to wait it's gotta be in the song title don't come easy it's a game of give and take love story Taylor Swift cock story crazy and cock Beyonce love you like a love song cock you like a cock song Selena Gomez someone you love Lewis Capaldi someone you cocked Lewis Capaldi

15:54that's nice cock yourself by Justin Beamer

16:01it's so immature go and try it and when would you normally be playing this game you two in breakfast no we did we did this on therapy couch a while back oh really yeah yeah we played the game before oh I got amazing maybe it wasn't cock or penis no it was it was something along those lines wasn't it we should ask our listeners to give us a word and then we'll change every word of love to that word it's the same as like when you put what was it it was you know the caravans you see the big what they call Winnie Bagos oh yeah yeah if you look at those and put the word anal in front of it it's fucking brilliant I don't like this game it's a great game so you know like any of them they're always called like yeah called like the explorer or you know so like anal explorer you've got there's loads of them there's like there's hundreds of them it's good it's one to play in traffic yeah I can imagine unbelievable okay just every anytime you see one of those when we were playing because when we go for dinner with lunch with our kids I'm always like trying to say the alphabet and say A in my head and telling them to stop and it's G and then I was like a girl's name beginning with G boy's name country food beginning with G yeah Jack was like Greg's

17:19what a legend oh god that's great oh no that's not good I love it okay uh Bernadette Redmond ooh love it by the way it says Avi and Pete for Brit Awards hosts next year let's make it a thing would be hilarious I'd do that if my husband didn't hog the mic the past two times I've just stood there like the dumb blonde next to me do you know people that our listeners I do listen to this podcast where you just talk over me the whole time. How dare you say I hog the mic? You do? I start a story, you just finish it. Yeah, because you take too long and you're bored. So there you go. So you can't, then you can't in the same breath say that I hog the mic.

18:03But you're more comfortable on stage than I am. Well, I'll host it then. I'll stay at home and watch. You and Maya can do it and I'll stay at home and watch with me fleece dressing gown on. you can come if it's in Manchester I'm not going no it's too far good I'm not hosting but you'd be sick host to be fair we would be good at that you could turn everything into cock theme music yeah yeah couldn't stand another year with that bloody Jack Whitehall

18:37I'm only joking I love Jack he's very good he does a good job he's very good that's our boy Tanya Leonord says, Hi, Carly P. Gaz are my absolute favourite, the clunts. We're excited to say we're getting married in May and have a question. You two have an amazing relationship dynamic where one of you is feisty as hell and the other is a bit more well chilled. After being married for so long, what's the one thing that you think really helps that dynamic work, Tanya? I'd be quite interested in your take on this one, Pedro. Well, I do think the opposites do. work I think I think we're not that opposite though it's in scenarios if I was very much like I need things done this way that way you know if I was then we'd just clash all the time but you're not like a little quiet wallflower no you're loud and like to entertain people the way you say that is always like always so derogatory stop the way I when it ends like I'm the big fucking goat like a class clown you are a goat you're the goat no but you say it with a mean demeanour it's always me like being like the loud one you're actually louder than me in the open world I think our dynamic works because I think we've got different strengths is what I'm trying to say yes and I think laughter helps well certainly yeah yeah so that's for our relationship definitely we have a laugh like I I do have a great a real great laugh with you I do you're laughing now yeah the one who's laughing at me is with you I'm sure what's the one what's the one thing if you're gonna be serious like what's the one thing that kind of has kept it all you know for so long just because we have to because we've got four kids brilliant brilliant

20:41I just can't afford to fucking pay her off and I don't want to pay you so we're just trying to avoid each other separate bedrooms and separate houses it's a way forward it kind of works I think being realistic being serious sorry I think letting each other be who we are is vital you know we don't try and change each other and there is like a mutual respect 90 % of the time 99 % of the time and there's a lot of laughter that's what I would say is the key to longevity agreed yeah I think that's I think that's the key do you repeat to longevity? I do I do I totally agree with you and this has helped so keep your questions coming in guys yeah this has helped us yeah it does alright well we'll we'll see you next time see you next week ask me anything Shava.

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