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The Therapy Crouch

by Tall or Nothing · English

Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Abbey Banned From Interrupting Pete & The Husband Who Chose GTA Over Marriage | AMA

The episode of Therapy Crouch (Abbey Clancy, Peter Crouch, Gaz, and Ness) is a festive, listener-driven Q&A.

12 Nov 2026 · 25m · 12 chapters

"Who Wants A Chinese?!" Big John Fisher & The Romford Bull Talk Fame & Fights

This episode is a chat with Peter Crouch and guests Big John Fisher and Johnny Fisher (“The Romford Bull”) about their new family reality show on Paramount Plus, Johnny’s boxing career, John’s viral…

10 Nov 2026 · 48m · 20 chapters

"Get That On Socials Guys!" Abbey's Vibration Plate & Attic Mice Squatters | AMA

Abbey Clancy, Peter Crouch, and Gaz discuss house renovations and attic mice, fitness/power plates, a listener’s “marriage advice” question after a surprise engagement, and childhood/school…

5 Nov 2026 · 23m · 9 chapters

200 Episodes Of The Therapy Crouch: BP Garage Wine, iCloud Fails & Classic Crouchy Moments

200th episode celebration of The Therapy Crouch, mixing anniversary reflections with “weekly wines” (Secret Sommelier blind box), iCloud/photo mishaps, and fan-submitted nickname and “agony abs”…

3 Nov 2026 · 38m · 18 chapters

"You Look Like A Swinger!" Abbey Roasts Pete's New Tash & Garage Disasters | AMA

Abbey Clancy, Peter Crouch, and Gaz discuss travel updates (China and San Sebastián), Pete’s new moustache and “shower shabba” (playing in the shower), plus a debate on footballers turning to golf…

29 Oct 2026 · 23m · 10 chapters

Pete’s Terrifying New Look, Sexy Halloween Nightmares & Petty Candy Scandals!

This episode of Therapy Crouch (Abbey Clancy, Peter Crouch, Gaz) mixes a sponsor ad with family life and Halloween debate.

27 Oct 2026 · 50m · 24 chapters

Pete Crouch Reveals The Worst Locker Room Prank That Went Way Too Far!

The episode of Therapy Crouch: Ask Me Anything centers on “worst prank” stories and relationship advice.

22 Oct 2026 · 19m · 9 chapters

Blind Date Waxing Nightmare, Turkey Pillows & The Brutal Family Roast!

The episode is a mix of ads and chat: first, Abbey and Pete discuss snoring/sleep apnea and weight-loss solutions, then they swap personal stories and take audience questions.

20 Oct 2026 · 50m · 31 chapters

Abbey Grills Pete For Leaving Her Out Of The Podcast Awards! | Ask Me Anything

Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch host “Therapy Crouch” for an Ask Me Anything episode.

15 Oct 2026 · 16m · 9 chapters

“Only 20 Summers Left?!” Abbey & Pete Tackle Ageing Fears, Tech Neck & Gold Diggers

Abby Clancy, Peter Crouch, and Gaz discuss ageing fears (“only 20 summers left”), how attraction changes with age, “tech neck” from phones/laptops, and coping habits (quiet, kindness, routines).

13 Oct 2026 · 48m · 25 chapters

"You’re Skipping Our Anniversary?!” Peter & Abbey Debate GTA & Wild Gamer Obsessions | AMA

Abbey and Peter (plus Gaz) debate whether a husband should reschedule a 15-year anniversary dinner because of GTA’s release date, and they also riff on gaming obsessions, conspiracy talk, and…

8 Oct 2026 · 23m · 14 chapters

How To Distract Your Wife To Get What You Want & The Human Chin Rest Dilemma!

A comedic “therapy crouch” discussion mixing ads with relationship and body-talk. Main segments: (1) Hormones and therapy access (Midi, Grow Therapy) and weight-loss medication (HERS).

6 Oct 2026 · 54m · 21 chapters

“You Can Shove Your Romance!” Peter and Abbey Crouch React to Wild Listener Questions

Therapy Crouch “Ask me anything” episode mixing relationship banter with listener questions.

1 Oct 2026 · 24m · 11 chapters

Wayne & Coleen Rooney on 18 Years Together, Family & The Truth About Abbey’s Past!

Wayne and Coleen Rooney discuss filming their Disney+ reality show “The Real Rooney,” life after football, parenting four boys, coping with media pressure, and listener Q&A (including the “shabba”…

29 Sep 2026 · 44m · 21 chapters

“That Is Unforgivable!” Abbey & Peter Tackle Shocking Wedding Drama & Affair Secrets.

The Therapy Crouch episode mixes relationship talk, listener Q&As, and comedic banter.

24 Sep 2026 · 25m · 14 chapters

What Actually Happened?!” Abbey and Peter Crouch REVEAL Mallorca Wedding Drama!

Abby Clancy and Peter Crouch (with Gaz) recap Abbey and Peter Crouch’s “Mallorca wedding drama” and the emotional, chaotic-yet-perfect wedding weekend, then field listener “wines” and advice…

22 Sep 2026 · 45m · 27 chapters

“Never Say That In Bed!” Abbey and Peter REACT To The Wild Fulham Trend!

Ask Me Anything episode mixes relationship advice with banter. Main topic: a listener asks whether it “counts” if her boyfriend said “I love you” only in his sleep, with no memory afterward; the…

17 Sep 2026 · 25m · 8 chapters

“The Real Reason Couples Split!” Kate Daly on The Silent Signs Of Divorce!

Divorce risk and prevention, focusing on “silent signs,” and how to handle separation legally without conflict.

15 Sep 2026 · 1h 1m · 27 chapters

“You Left THAT In The Key Drawer?!” Abbey & Peter on Bedroom Secrets & Wedding Drama

Abbey and Peter Crouch chat about life updates (renovation chaos, wedding prep), self-care (face massages), relationship/household boundaries (where to store bedroom “toys,” and whether Peter can…

10 Sep 2026 · 26m · 11 chapters

Bridezilla or Justified?! Abbey’s Sister Elle & Scott on Pre-Wedding Chaos & Brutal Scandals!

Abbey Clancy and her husband BP Crouch host Abbey’s sister Elle and Elle’s fiancé Scott to discuss pre-wedding chaos, “bridezilla” moments, and wedding planning fallout.

8 Sep 2026 · 41m · 15 chapters

He Practiced On His EX?! Abbey and Peter React to Outrageous Engagement Secrets!

The Therapy Crouch “Ask Me Anything” episode mixes banter with advice-seeking stories: (1) friends excluding someone and her boyfriend from plans, (2) a partner who practised his engagement speech on…

3 Sep 2026 · 29m · 11 chapters

Abbey’s Lawless Nashville Hen Do, Pete’s DIY Golf Course & The 2-Hour Bedroom Dilemma!

Abby Clancy and Peter Crouch recap Abby’s Nashville hen do (19 women, themed trip near Broadway), then pivot to their home renovation drama: staying in a cramped pool room, Abby’s jet-lagged…

1 Sep 2026 · 54m · 24 chapters

“That Is CORRECT!” Abbey and Peter REVEAL Bedroom Confessions, Bulging Discs & Keeping Score!

Abbey and Peter Crouch (with Gaz) do “Therapy Crouch: Ask Me Anything,” mixing banter and advice about gym confidence, bedroom “bedroom lights on” issues, and pillow talk/dirty-talk icks, plus…

27 Aug 2026 · 34m · 13 chapters

Abbey’s Off to Nashville! Hen Do Plans, Tattoo Disasters & Peter’s Worst Nightmare!

Abbey Clancy and Pete Crouch (with Gaz) chat about pre-wedding hen-do chaos and travel, plus a long detour to a high-end tile showroom, and then run through “weekly wines” and listener agony-aunt…

25 Aug 2026 · 50m · 21 chapters