

15 Oct 2026 · 16m · 9 chapters

Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch host “Therapy Crouch” for an Ask Me Anything episode. They joke about Abbey being “uninvited” to the Peter Crouch Podcast awards, discuss nominees (including The Restless Football, The Overlap, and Gary Neville’s Gary Football Weekly; plus The Guardian, The Good, The Bad and The Football; F1 Checkered Flag; Stick to Cricket; The Ruck and Whistleblowers), and argue the show’s category is unclear (they call it comedy).
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Abbey’s Nashville “went feral” moment; Peter’s “spent eight grand on Guinness” via Paddy Power; renewing vows in the Maldives at 10 years with kids present; coping with romance during renovations (builder Greg, dust/space issues).
none—only hosts Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch, plus “Gaz” mentioned as part of the show.
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Abbey expresses frustration about not being invited to the podcast awards.
“Do you want to do something nice, Father?”
Discussion about various podcast categories and competition.
“I want this to be as successful as possible.”
Abbey and Peter discuss their favorite TV shows they would join.
“I would find that difficult, but I would love to have the guts to do that.”
Conversation about reality shows and challenges faced in them.
“Even like the SAS one, just for like self-achievement.”
Abbey and Peter share experiences and thoughts on renewing vows.
“Availability and coverage vary by state and insurance plan.”
Discuss strategies for keeping romance alive amid home renovations.
“god oh blimey wow so so we can't do 15 we'll do 20 then yeah 20 years that's a whole year In four years we've been married, 20 years?”
Learn about the difficulties of living in a home under renovation.
“it's just because I'm changing my mind every two seconds.”
Discover how personal spending habits influence household decisions.
“Question is, between the two of you, who's actually the most sensible one, or is the answer just Gaz?”
Get insights on appropriate attire for upcoming award ceremonies.
“Yeah, I think all the lads are planning to.”

Get the gist, explore an idea or ask about something said.
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2:22Would we go up in the same category? Oh, it's comedy. Comedy? Would you say this is comedy? This is our bloody life. Yeah, yeah, I know. People are laughing at our life.
2:34Hello, and welcome to the Therapy Crouch with me, Abbey Clancy. Me, Peter Crouch. You got it. I didn't have my microphone there. I'm back, though. Planning another boy's day out, are we? Absolutely not, no. Okay, sorry, just checking. I'm actually planning a day with you. Just checking. You all right, guys? Yeah, I'm good. Does this ask me anything, by the way? I'm good. Are we all right? We're all right. Do you want to do something nice, Father? I'm just trying to book some attention. I'm just trying to add some attention to the diary from my husband. Send it through the channels. That's it. Yeah.
3:05You just go through the regular channels and I'll see what I can do to provide. You better be careful. Really? Is that a threat? It's a threat. It's not a threat. It's a promise. Is it really? So you're doing Peter Crouch podcast as up for an award and I've just found out I'm not invited. Well, you are invited. It's just like you can come. But that's like such an uninvite. If you want someone there, you go, I've got the Peter Crouch podcast in an award and I need you there. I need your support. You said you did not want to come. You can come. That's not an invite. but if we went and we lose would you not be like oh this was an absolute like waste of time well hopefully you won't lose we don't enter things to lose Gaz fair play we only enter to win we're winners we're winners in this gang well fingers crossed touch wood so who else who else are the nominees for this award stiff competition isn't it it's it's the Restless Football got the overlap which is Gene Evels I do know that because you work with Gary Football Weekly, The Guardian, The Good, The Bad and The Football.
4:18F1, Checkered Flag, Stick to Cricket, The Peter Crouch Podcast. The Ruck and Whistleblowers. What's the Ruck and Whistleblowers? I can't say I know too much about them. Yeah, well, the Ruck would be rugby, wouldn't it? Oh, okay. We've got to go for this next year, for this show, don't we? I reckon we should. What would you put it in? We've won awards, haven't we, before? Which is, you know, very nice. I appreciate it. It's good. It is nice. It is nice to get the recognition. Of course it is. Great. I don't think you submitted our one, did you? Because you wanted to win on the Peter Crouch. So kind of the therapy crouch gets, you know, left out on purpose because Pete wouldn't like to be beat by a girl.
4:59That's not true. This is a joint effort, babe. You know, we're doing this together. I want this to be as successful as possible. Would we go up in the same category as Peter Crouch? I don't think this would be best sport, no. I was thinking that it would be, I don't know, like entertainment, relationships, that kind of vibe. Health and wellbeing. Where do you see best hosts? I don't think it's health and wellbeing. I don't think anyone knows what this is. I actually don't know how to pigeonhole this. Oh, it's comedy. There is comedy. Comedy? Yeah. Would you say this is comedy? This is our bloody life?
5:33Yeah, I know. People are laughing at our life. I'm always laughing to be fair. It's exciting. We'll go hard next year. I'd love that. That'd be phenomenal. That'd be nice. Stay tuned. Right, this is Ask Us Anything. Are you, would you like to read one? Yeah. Okay. Oh, this is from Abby, spelt like mine as well. Hey, Habs, Cardi P and Gaz. Strictly's back on telly and a new celebrity, Traitors, is about to begin. And it's got me thinking, if you guys could take part in one TV show, what would you pick? Dying to know your answer. Love, fellow Abby. Oh, is it Traitors? Has it started yet, Traitors?
6:09Yeah, it has. It has. Traitors is the one. I think it's a class show would you love that so do I oh my god I didn't know it was on we need to watch it I think it's class it's so good isn't it yeah that one last time with Alan Carr and Jonathan Ross they were class weren't they so good yeah yeah you two would be great together in that but then everyone knows you're a couple so you couldn't get away with the hidden do you ever watch the normal show with the normal people and it's usually like a mother son but you can't let they don't know they can't know but everyone would know with you two so you couldn't really have that surprise yeah yeah but you'd be both great in it that'd be so good yeah oh my god imagine you both were in one was a traitor and one was a faithful no I think she'd know for well if I was telling it's one of the best shows I've seen for a long time it's so good isn't it that race against the world looks good though as well oh my god I forgot about that that's actually can you imagine that that would be amazing like it's my best friend Kaz's favourite show but I think because I've got like you know I like being at home.
7:10I would find that difficult, but I would love to have the guts to do that. Is that where you get a little budget and you have to go and get to an end point somewhere like China? Yeah. Yeah. I think that'd be mega. Yeah, that'd be so good. Even like the SAS one, just for like self-achievement. I would like to do that. I wanted to ask you about that one. Is that a bit of you? The one where they literally make you cry? Well, I was asking, like, you know, Bridget, like the guys, the SAS guys said that there's only one person out of the celebrity one and the normal one who could actually be in the SS and it was Brian Bridge.
7:41Really? Yeah. Oh, fair play. I'm at that. Oh my God, I need to check that out. He's got the mentality, everything. Yeah. Fitness. There's always one challenge they make them do and I always find, I can't believe it gets on TV where the men have to fight the women. Yeah. Like physical fist fight. I see that, I see that. And you see how it impacts the men sometimes because they're like, I can't, I just can't do this. Yeah, so they cry. So it's all kind of really emotional. I can't believe they put them through that. Because it's to like mentally break you, isn't it? I think so. The mind is the strongest thing.
8:10It could be tough to go on that show, I don't think. What was that one with Colin Farrell, The Recruit? You seen that? Yeah, the film. Colin Farrell? Yeah. A film, not a TV show. No, a film. Film. Yeah, where they break them. Yeah, yeah. Where they go in and they try and be whatever they're, Navy Seals or something. I used to have on DVD, though. It was a great film. Yeah. Going back now. Yeah, nice. All right. So Traitors, is that your winner for both of you? I think it's a great, it's a good one, that. It sort of just came out of nowhere and just changed the game, didn't it? It's just everyone's watching it.
8:42Yeah. I might start that tonight. Yeah? Yeah. This is a little bit of weekly wine for me. You keep starting programmes without me. Oh, you've got to watch that together, yeah. You did Mobland you started. I didn't like Mobland. The Gentleman you started. And now you're going to go for Traitors Without Me. I finished The Gentleman. Yeah, because you weren't there. I wouldn't do that to you. But I don't know the code. I can't watch anything on Sky because I don't know the code. I've got big news. I switched to Verizon and got the new iPhone 18 Pro. I can keep my old phone. Can I also get the latest iPhone every year?
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11:10And, Avi, would you let Pete say his without interrupting him at least ten times? It's all love, Maisie. We did. I don't think you would allow me. We did renew our vows at ten years. Did you? Yeah. We did it in the Maldives. We've already did it. Oh, my God. It was actually better than our original wedding. Was it? It was phenomenal. Well, not really. It was more intimate. you know obviously our main wedding day was phenomenal but for this we were just on our own island with our closest family and friends all the kids were there and it was just it was amazing fabulous oh my god it was so nice it was like a little private island the boat over there we all went first and then the girls came on the boat after and it was like the same kind of ceremony thing and we had the island and then we had a dinner and a chef on on this island just in really lower oh my god that's stunning it was so beautiful stunning how long does the ceremony itself usually last when you're renewing vows or is it just what did we do like what was well we did the kind of like walking down the aisle thing that like the bridesmaids like everyone was bridesmaid everyone wore white oh my god it was fab um it was nice to have the kids present because when we got married the first time around um Sophia was three months old so to have all the kids involved and it was gorgeous that's beautiful it was lovely that so nice I didn't know you did that it ended with a bit of what's that game we can go under the rope limbo limbo we were all doing limbo topless Pete and Scott had no tops on limboing on a private island music blasting it was fab it was great we had a great time didn't we so yeah I would I would recommend doing it yeah so that was your 10 year what are you telling us to do we've already done it so we'll do is it 20 years or 25 years what's next big one I think 15
13:03when's that for you guys is that that's coming up isn't it we're on 15 no we're on 14 we're on 15 2011 we're now we're 15 years married coming up no we've done it we've done it yeah you went with me you're in America that was 15 15 years god oh blimey wow so so we can't do 15 we'll do 20 then yeah 20 years that's a whole year In four years we've been married, 20 years? What the hell? Time flies when you're having fun, baby. That's us. Okay, loved your episode with the Roonies, enjoyed their show on Disney, and now I'm excited for yours on Amazon. With all the house renovations going on, I wanted to ask Abby a real question.
13:44Has the renovation ever ruined the romance? Because there's nothing less sexy than dust cobwebs in a port-a-loo in the drive, and a man called Greg asking about grouse at 7am. Our builder is called Greg. No way, is he? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No way. He's fabulous, Greg. I love him. He hates me. What are the odds? He loves me, but, you know, it's just because I'm changing my mind every two seconds. They're like, oh. How do you keep the spark alive when your home is a building site and there's a stranger plastering in your bedroom? Well, you don't. We let it fizzle. It's the honest answer. We just let it fizzle out.
14:20No, so it was particularly tough when we were in, you know, we were in a section of the house. and we had two rooms and we had three beds in there yeah and one literally tiny bathroom um that was quite hard but now we're in a rental for a bit which you know we've got slightly more privacy yeah and more space um yeah it is hard though isn't it like any house renovation when all your stuff's everywhere it's stuff it's like living in a bit of a bomb site usually all our stuff's in storage really so very limited to what we've got and it's kind of hard to get it out so it's like clothes and our things that's hard i feel um i don't feel very settled i just miss my things yeah and to be in our home yeah but i know you know it's going to be worth it because we have, you know, we've wanted a house like this, our whole relationship.
15:20So it's definitely going to be worth the wait. Yeah, but it's very unsettling at the moment. It's like having the clothes in storage and things like that. It's just tedious every time. It's just like, no options whatsoever. Literally no options. And I'm not really in like fashion phase. I'm all about the house. I'm not even really bothered. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? just about getting new clothes. I'm like, oh, no, I want to save that to get something for the house. Oh, yeah, I hear you. It's unsettling. Pete, it popped up on my Insta that you spent eight grand on Guinness. Was this with Paddy Power?
15:58Oh, yeah, with Paddy Power. Abby went feral in Nashville. You won a golf hole in the garden. She spent six hours in a marble shop. Question is, between the two of you, who's actually the most sensible one, or is the answer just Gaz? I promise I didn't write this. I think we're both reckless and sensible in our own way. You know, Peter's a very generous person and when it comes to fun, there's no expense spared. Whereas I would be a bit like, oh, that's a waste. Right, right, right, right. I'd probably be more practical, but then my... Vice. My what? Well, like, you would be less, you'd be more, you would spend more, like, on the house, for instance, or clothes.
16:42Yes. And I would be more sensible. I actually don't spend more on clothes. That's a fact. I tallied up your wardrobe. Oh, yeah, but that's once in a blue moon I go. You go every weekend. No, I don't. I don't. I reckon you buy something every day. I don't. Every other day. I absolutely don't. I swear to God. I actually don't. Okay. But, yeah, the facilitation of fun is no expense spared for me. And I'll be like, oh, my God, that's like... a waste of money where if I'm getting, say, for example, an oven that I want for the house and Pete's like, what? For an oven? That's ridiculous. But it's like quality.
17:27Yeah, it'll last a lifetime. Quality ovens.
17:33They're never going to excite me, others, unfortunately. I think... That's how I'm going to feed my man. Yeah. just think of what's I've got a whole whatsapp group of meal inspo oh really which I'd like I could share with our listeners like with the most incredible meals that I am gonna make once this oven's in I'm wearing we should do that yeah we'd love that looking forward to it alright we'll have dinner parties and stuff exactly well me and Lib are gonna do a little spin-off our own spin-off pod she was great on it on it making meals she was great wasn't she that's what we're gonna do once we're in the kitchen we should she was so much fun I have a quick question for you before we wrap up what are you planning to wear on Thursday to this award I don't know is it black tie I don't know even if it is suited and booted I need tips basically well you can't wear white linen pants and black undies that's a certain I know we're in an Indian summer but you know put the linens away yeah I haven't given it a moment's tour but I I think there will be a dress code, right?
18:41I think you've got to wear a suit now. I think it's a suit vibe. Yeah, I think all the lads are planning to. Well, especially if we're aiming to win. Yeah. We hope to win. You want to look sharp. And you want to look sharp when you get on that stage and receive that award, if you receive it. Because I reckon the overlap are going to turn up sharp. Yeah.
19:00Yeah, it's tricky. And then are you a tie or no tie? What's the... Oh, do you know what I love? A man with an open bow tie and a white shirt. Like, open it out like that? Like, jack it off when it opens. I just think it looks so classy. Come on, stay tuned.
19:18Alright, we'll see you next time. Ask me anything. Sure, bye.
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On this AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete and Abbey are back tackling your most pressing questions, starting with Pete awkwardly explaining why Abbey didn't get an enthusiastic invite to his upcoming podcast awards night. Between wardrobe disputes and chaotic rental living, the pair unpack the unfiltered reality of marriage when life gets messy.
The debate moves straight into home renovations and whether living amongst dust, storage units, and builders at 7am completely destroys romance—with Abbey giving a brutally honest answer on what happens to the bedroom spark. Plus, the two go head-to-head on who is truly reckless with money: Pete's massive fun budgets or Abbey's uncompromising obsession with luxury kitchen ovens.
Elsewhere, Pete and Abbey look back at their vow renewal on a private island, debate taking on The Traitors or Celebrity SAS, and sort out what Pete should wear to pick up an award.
If you want to submit a question to our next AMA - hit the link below
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00:00 - Pete's "Un-Invite" to the Awards
01:46 - Can Pete Win Without Abbey?
03:45 - Pete & Abbey on The Traitors?
05:20 - Celebrity SAS & Wayne Bridge
06:43 - TV Show Betrayals
07:06 - Topless Island Vow Renewal
09:00 - Counting Down to 20 Years
09:42 - Renovation Blues & Greg the Builder
10:13 - Did the Building Site Kill the Spark?
11:00 - Living Out of Storage Boxes
11:58 - Who's More Reckless With Money?
12:51 - Clothes Shopping vs. £8K on Guinness
13:22 - Abbey's Dream Kitchen & Meal Inspo
14:22 - Pete's Black-Tie Dilemma
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