

11 Jun 2026 · 25m · 11 chapters

An “Ask Me Anything” episode with Abby Clancy, Peter Crouch, and Gaz. They riff on awkward social situations, customer-service pet peeves, dating/relationship dilemmas, and sexual communication in a relationship, plus listener stories.
Abby Clancy (pod host; former model/TV personality), Peter Crouch (former footballer; co-host), Gaz (co-host; comedian/TV personality). No other guests appear.
Don’t embarrass or “kick off” with someone who tried to homewreck; better to remove them from your life. If you open up sexually and your partner doesn’t reciprocate, it can damage confidence—consider ending to avoid more hurt. In the bedroom, broach desires carefully so the other person feels safe and not stupid; consent and comfort matter.
A Spain holiday story where a water-sports guy invited them to dinner and tried to flirt with the girlfriend while the boyfriend was away. A listener refund scenario involving a manager with jangling keys. A listener asks how to introduce “spice” (including explicit “shabba”/finger-up-the-bum talk) without shattering a partner’s confidence.
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The hosts joke about sharing muffs and discuss their last in-person podcast.
“Hey there, it's Wayfair here, where delivery and setup are as easy as a few taps on your phone.”
The hosts joke about sharing muffs and discuss their last in-person podcast.
“The muffs have gone to the US, I'm afraid to say.”
Discussions about annoying restaurant experiences and job worths.
“Okay, Hannah says, thanks for keeping us laughing as always.”
Hosts share their early job experiences and the culture of working young.
“Yeah, like when, because sometimes people want to sit in the busy part of the restaurant, though, don't they?”
An awkward encounter with a stranger who invited them to dinner.
“What is on there, do you think, just to get into the till?”
Discussion on handle confrontations and consequences from past experiences.
The hosts reminisce about the show Gladiators and discuss the character Wolf.
“I don't think, like, rabbits would say that.”
The hosts provide advice on handling a delicate relationship situation involving honesty and potential conflict.
“So no matter where you are in your nail journey, we've got you covered at Olive in June.”
The hosts discuss the implications of expressing love when feelings are not reciprocated and how to handle such situations.
“I've told him I fell for him and I love him.”
The hosts delve into the topic of intimacy, discussing how to communicate desires in a relationship without causing discomfort.
“Now, I think we've arrived at a point with like OnlyFans and everything.”
The hosts discuss their camping experience and family plans.
“I think we should watch that with the kids.”

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0:00Abbey Clancy: Hey there, it's Wayfair here, where delivery and setup are as easy as a few taps on your phone. You're relaxing in an old hammock, scrolling Wayfair's app, when you spot it, a brand new patio set. Next thing you know, Wayfair delivers it right to your patio and sets it up. Oh, you need a new grill too? Alright, Wayfair's got you covered. With Wayfair's room of choice delivery and fast expert setup on qualifying orders, life gets a little easier. Visit Wayfair.com or the Wayfair app. Wayfair, every style, every home. Hi, who here loves when their nails are perfectly done? Me, I'm Sarah Gibson Tuttle, and I started Olive in June because let's be real, we all deserve to have gorgeous nails, but who wants to spend a fortune or half their day at the salon?
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2:03Why's there a lack of muff?
2:05Abbey Clancy: Yeah, we're all muffs. No muff today. Do we use each other's muffs? Absolutely joking, you pervert. Honesty is always the best policy, even if it makes someone feel uncomfortable. I have an awkward issue I need to help with. I mean, how hard is it to introduce a little shabber into the bedroom? It's tricky, because say you love a shabber. She doesn't love the shabber. Get rid of her. She goes before the shabber or nothing. Guys, if you love us as much as we love you, you should subscribe. That's all I'm going to say. Ask me anything. Shabber. Hello, and welcome to the Therapy Crouch. Ask Me Anything with me, Abby Clancy.
2:43Me, Peter Crouch. And me, Gaz. How are we, guys? All good. We feeling good? Why is there a lack of muff? Yeah, where are our muffs? The muffs have gone to the US, I'm afraid to say. Oh, really? They're packed away. No muff today.
2:55Abbey Clancy: Have we only got... Do we use each other's muffs? Are we passing muffs around? I think we share the muffs sometimes. I think some muffs might still be in Portugal. Yeah, the muff goes global. Do we share each other's muff? I don't want to share the muff. I don't really know. I'm not into muff sharing. People's breath and spit on them is disgusting. No, we've got a green branded muff. You're not sharing with us, are you? No, I don't want boys. Well, you might share with me, but if you give me a kiss, if you give me a kiss, it's the same as sharing your muff, really, isn't it? I don't know how that sounds as a sentence, but we can always look back at it.
3:32We can review that one. We'll review that. This is an Ask Us Anything, babe.
3:39Abbey Clancy: Just ask me a few more things. before you leave me. Before you desert me. I'm not deserting you at all. I love you so much. I'm not deserting you. I'm going out to work. We should say... We should say this will be the last pod in person between you two for the next few weeks, right? Is that... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this is going to be our last pod in person for a few weeks. It will be. Yeah, but that'll be fine. I think we're like, you know, we've got people here remaining here and we've got people over there. so it's going to look great. It's going to be just, you know, strange. But at least I get to see your face.
4:17Abbey Clancy: Yeah. Yeah. When was the last time you ever did, like, a long distance, like a week or two? Was it when you was playing? Playing, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I reckon so. I haven't really been apart from you much, have I? No. That's nice. No. You might really enjoy it. You might really enjoy it. Well, that's what I'm worried about. Ooh, we might well do. Ooh, watch this space. Watch this space. Keep your eyes peeled. Okay, Hannah says, thanks for keeping us laughing as always. Was this the last part where you were talking about jobs worths? Who are the worst? It made me tie it in with an ick. When you're returning something for a refund, but the person on the tills isn't allowed to do a refund, so they call over the manager.
5:04She comes walking over with a haircut, like she's done it herself and enough keys jangling on her belt to be a fucking janitor. Thoughts? Yeah, that's just a jangly thing. That's so true. Do you know what I hate
5:16Abbey Clancy: when you go into a restaurant and you say, please, can I order that? And she said, I'll send over you, agent. I'll go get the waiter. I can't stand that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I know what you mean. What are you actually doing? Yeah. Yeah. She's probably, obviously the maitre d 'oeuvre, she could easily, if you're ordering two glasses of... Oh, you're talking about the first person that shows you to your table? No, no, No, just anyone you stop, excuse me, can I order breakfast? Yeah, I'll get your waiter. But obviously, because they've probably got designated zones, haven't they? But it does irritate me.
5:45Yeah. The designated zones, though, annoys me. It's a bit like zonal marking, because there might be an empty side of a restaurant, a really busy one, and there's someone over there not really doing anything. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. And they won't even take your order, yeah. That's a really good point. I'll figure it out.
5:56Abbey Clancy: But if you have like a maitre d' or a hostess, they should sit them in each zone equally. Yeah, like when, because sometimes people want to sit in the busy part of the restaurant, though, don't they? You know, like a bit more buzz, atmosphere. Whereas, you know, there might be a quiet side. And if you are working, if you are a waitress or waiter, do you get pissed off when you go, fuck, I've brought another one into mine? Do you know what I mean? Oh my God, yeah. I'd never really thought of it like that. No, because when I was a waitress, I'd like to be busy. Really? Because otherwise you're just wishing your life away, standing there.
6:30Yeah, good point.
6:31Abbey Clancy: Bored, shitless. Did you ever wait? When you were super young? Yeah. Really? Teenager? Really? I've loaded. I was working since I was like 13. Really? Florist, clothes shops, market. Oh God, you've done it all. Waitress. Nice. I think it's good. Hard working, aren't you? It is weird how you can start working at like 13, 14 in some places. It was my family friend's florist. Oh, nice. That was my first job and I loved it. Did you? That's cool. In Liverpool. In Liverpool. Yeah. Unreal. Yeah. Floral elegance and Kirby. Shout out. Yeah, shout out. Are they still going? Yeah. Great. They're like famous.
7:15Are they?
7:16Abbey Clancy: Yeah. Nice. That's good news. That jangling of the keys, the Janet one, that is hilarious, that. It's usually like you live in a supermarket and they've got to come over there. They're always jangling the keys, aren't they? It's mad, that. What is on there, do you think, just to get into the till? Yeah, it's always in the till, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, I've never fully understood that. I've just realised the back of my phone's got a copy bar on it. Apologies if you're watching this. What's the significance of the copy bar? One of the kids has just put it on there. Oh, have they? Hi, Pete, Abby and Gaz.
7:53Abbey Clancy: Love the pod and never miss an app. I would really like your opinion on something. Me and my boyfriend were on holiday in Spain in February and we were set at a bar near closing time and this girl was near us all alone. I now know she was alone for a reason. She looked a bit pathetic, so I started talking to her as I am too nice for my own good. We chatted for a while and even spoke about how we all listened to this pod. I hope she still does. Shout out, rejected from the Wirral. After a while, I excused myself to go to the bathroom and when I came back, the vibe was so weird. my boyfriend said that we should go so we left as we got halfway back to the hotel far away enough so I couldn't smack her he explained that there was such a weird energy and as soon as I walked to the bathroom the girl asked him why he wouldn't stop flirting with her delusional as I had been there the whole time he couldn't have been less flirty she was trying to be all seductive running her hands up her thighs and she proceeded to tell him that she has a place nearby and they should dumped me and run off to her flat together.
8:58Abbey Clancy: I found her social media and wanted to message her and call her a desperate loser who got seriously pied but my boyfriend urged against it saying it's not worth it and why would I want to seem bothered over this insignificant chancer? My question to you is should I text her and embarrass her because I feel she didn't get any consequences for her failed homewrecker attempts or was I right to reluctantly take the high road. Thanks a mil. Love you all. Well, well. That's happened to me before. Has it? I think you'd be pretty proactive with the old, with messaging if you found that. Yeah. Would you?
9:37Abbey Clancy: Let them. I just think let them. Let them have a crack? No, just like, so what? If you're not going, if it doesn't happen, it doesn't matter. I'm just so over people now. Humans. Humans. Yeah. I get that. Yeah. I'm just done with them. Yeah. Like, I've got this kind of, let them now. If people are going to do wrong to you, just get them out your life. But that has happened to me. Remember it happened to me in Greece with the guy? Oh, exactly what came to my mind when... We went to Greece, Pete and I, years ago. It was before we had Sophia. And there was a guy in the hotel who did, like, all the water sports.
10:20Abbey Clancy: Oh, yeah? and like every day we'd sing because it was like the state of us going on like banana boats together as well were we? did we? should we get on banana boats on our own? ridiculous I know ridiculous were we? yeah of course that's how we really met him god I can't remember when I was wrong yeah who were we? I know yeah banana boats I love that you know the like the things that get pulled by the boats the blow up inflatables yeah dinghies yeah fuck me so he we'd do it every day so this guy this guy invited us for dinner and it was like really orcs didn't read the signs like I think the guy who worked there who ran the water sports invited you for dinner yeah it was really awkward and he was older yeah we were like 20s then and he was probably about 40 he had a barnet like friggin Michael Bolton didn't he yeah but he was old he looked like he looked like friggin Ron Jeremy who's Ron Jeremy?
11:18Ron Jeremy
11:18Abbey Clancy: who's that? Blast in the past. Yeah, he's a blast in the past. He's the OG. Who is he? I think he's the OG adult film. The actor. So he invites us to dinner because we'd see him every day. We couldn't, for some reason, we couldn't think of an excuse, but we couldn't get out of it, could we? No. So then we got ready for dinner. That's flag number one. Why the fuck did we go for dinner with someone we didn't know anyway? I know, I don't know. Mental, who were we? Banana boats, dinners? I know. So we got to the lobby. he said I'll meet you's in the lobby he wouldn't take no for an answer basically for this dinner every day let's go for dinner let's go for dinner wouldn't take no for an answer so we actually caved in the end and okay so we got to the lobby we're meeting at 7 whatever 7.05 7.05 not there 7.10 7.15 7.30 so we were like great he's not turning up let's go and just as we were about to leave he turned up and was like sorry I'm late sorry I'm late went to this dinner so then when Pete went to the loo he started saying to me why don't you just leave him and run off with me oh no and then pete come back to the loom i said hey guys does anyone want a drink and i was like trying to she never didn't tell me until like because i was so scared he would not give me an opportunity then to yeah he wouldn't leave us so i couldn't tell peter what happened yeah so what did you do you just played like it was not happening no i was i was like i was like 20 i was so like yeah it was madness do you have to sit and have the rest of the dinner with him yeah no but you didn't say anything did you and then we then we left so so yeah i couldn't say anything the whole dinner yeah and then obviously when we called it a night i said to pete you're not going to believe like what he'd said but i did similar to what this guy had done because i knew pete would like kill him so i waited until we got home and then pete was like why didn't you say anything to me and then we never saw him again thank god oh well and then what did you do did you want to reach out and like text him or tell him you wanted to absolutely kill him actually don't think his mobile phones look at him god like what a cheeky bastard what would you yeah like seriously what would you have said what would you have said can you imagine the front of that can you imagine the front of that like get rid of him and all that but I was more more offended that he thought I'd fancy him he looked like freaking wolf off the gladiators yeah that's what I mean yeah literally didn't he he did look like a wolf because he was kind of bald with long hair.
13:46Oh, was he? Like Michael Bolton on Jeremy and Wolf. Yeah, yeah, I see it now. And was he a Greek man? Was he a local? He's Greek, yeah. But he had a perm as well, didn't he? It was like mad, strange.
13:58Abbey Clancy: Wolf of the Gladiators shouldn't have got that name. Why? Because Wolf's so nice, aren't they? Are they? I love wolves. I don't think, like, rabbits would say that. If your nickname's Wolf, you need to be hot. Well, but he was class Wolf. He was the best one, wasn't he? Wolf. Do you know Wolf? You know who Wolf is? I do know who Wolf is. Yeah, yeah, Gladiators. No way. These kids don't even know who Wolf is. You know Wolfie. Big airy chest. No way. Wolf of the Gladiators. You don't know it as lightning and jet and all that? No. You guys, what? Jesus, we're showing our age. Wolf, let me just tell you about Wolf.
14:36Abbey Clancy: He was a showman. Gather round, everyone. Gladiators is back. Have you not seen the new series of Gladiators? Yeah, it's cool. No. Was it any good? Yeah, it's cool. It's good. He looks so good, Wolf, as a character. He was brilliant. Look at him. You can see the barn, can't you? Jesus. He was great. But he used to play up to the cameras and what? His body. Yeah, they had. I didn't realise he was that big. They're outrageous. Yeah.
15:11Shout out to Wolf.
15:12Abbey Clancy: Do you know who looks? She's in a wolf hole. Do you know who he looks like? Do you know who he looks like? He looks like that actor I love. Do you know that actor? Is that bald on? The English guy. Ah, yeah, yeah. Mark Strong. Mark Strong. Mark Strong. You have the man who mentions Mark Strong. I don't know why. Phenomenal, isn't it? I love Mark Strong. I don't know why. So do I. I like him as well. I think he's in great stuff, isn't he? He's in some good films. He's good. That is a niche one, though. I've never had anyone rate Mark Strong like that. we love him in our house really I love him Mark Strong yeah we're into him he's up there he's good he's top class he really is top class actor yeah alright I prefer him to like some to like Brad Pitt as acting ability and looks even do you?
16:00Abbey Clancy: yeah okay I'm not a Brad fan you're not a Brad fan he's alright though isn't he he's alright he's not Mark Strong he's not Mark Strong just to round off this person's question then he looks kind Mark Strong though doesn't he do you think? yeah Should this girl have reached out and said, you know, give her a piece of her mind. Yeah, yeah. You'd be well within your rights to do that. She's overstepped the mark. You can overstep the mark. Fair play. I wonder why the boyfriend left it too late. Didn't want her to kick off. Well, if he was going to leave it, he should have just left it altogether. Yeah, I suppose.
16:35Isn't that a bit dodgy though? Why? I don't know. Like what if... You could be a bit sus. She says something like, they see each other again, I don't know she says, oh yeah, your husband was all over me yeah, that's a good point
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17:41Abbey Clancy: Hey there, it's Wayfair here, where delivery and setup are as easy as a few taps on your phone. You're relaxing in an old hammock, scrolling Wayfair's app, when you spot it, a brand new patio set. Next thing you know, Wayfair delivers it right to your patio and sets it up. Oh, you need a new grill too? All right, Wayfair's got you covered. With Wayfair's room of choice delivery and fast expert setup on qualifying orders, life gets a little easier. visit wayfair.com or the Wayfair app Wayfair, every style, every home Honesty is always the best policy even if it makes someone feel uncomfortable if you're honest about something you can never ever get into trouble that's true, you know where you stand unless you admit to murder you will get into trouble disclaimer disclaimer okay, I've been seeing someone for a year and we're not exclusive but both agreed to take things as they come without rushing but we both have a lot of respect and care for each other We see each other regularly, and although it's a complicated situation, we are both committed to each other.
18:39I've told him I fell for him and I love him.
18:40Abbey Clancy: Slightly contradictory. Yeah. Very contradictory, actually. Yeah. I've told him I fell for him and that I love him. Something I've never done with anyone else before, as I've never felt this way about someone before. He didn't reciprocate that, which has left me feeling really exposed and vulnerable. I don't know what to do or why I feel so hurt by that. Is it me really going through it right now and struggling with my self-confidence as it is? I just don't want to shrink. Any advice how to bounce back from that? See, I think that's a huge knock to anyone's confidence. If you open up to someone and tell you you've fallen in love with them and they don't have the same feelings.
19:20Abbey Clancy: My advice personally would be to just get out now and save yourself any more hurt. and while it seems like the most difficult thing to do, that little bit of pain now is going to save her. I'm presuming that's a her. Yeah. So much pain in the long run. That's good advice. And she will find someone. And if she ends it now, she can work on herself, she can get better and it will take time. But when she's feeling good about herself, she will attract the right person. Yeah. Or maybe you'll just ask him why he hasn't reciclated. You can't say, why don't you love me? No, just why... I ask you that all the time.
20:01So you just did that in the kitchen, didn't you?
20:07No, that is good advice. What do they say? It's like, hard decisions now, easy life later. It's like, do the tough bit now and you'll reward yourself down the line. Do you know what I mean? Does that make any sense? I like that. I think Jimmy Carr said that. Did he really? Jimmy Carr? He's become like a guru now. They're Oracle. I keep seeing that thing popping up about him saying, about how amazing it is that we're on this planet. Oh, really?
20:28Abbey Clancy: Is this Jimmy Carr, the bloody... Come here, Neil. You know Jimmy, with the laugh. Yeah. Yeah. It's one of my party tricks. I've actually never heard him laugh Jimmy Carr. He normally does the silent... Sounds like a goose being kind of fiddled with. That's kind of what he sounds like. Is that what my duck's you?
20:57Okay. Carly, Peter, Plants and Gaz. I have an awkward issue I need to help with, so keep me in on. I've been with my girlfriend for five months, six months, sorry, and things have been great.
21:07Abbey Clancy: Did he say five months, six months, sorry? Did he actually write that? No, I just read it wrong. Oh, God. Our boy said five, but he said six. Okay. It was all me. It's all been great except for the bedroom. She's a lovely, sweet girl, but it's very vanilla. I'd be interested in spicing things up a little. I mean, how hard is it to introduce a little shabber into the bedroom? How can I broach the subject with her without shattering her confidence? Love the pod. You're sexually frustrated Yorkshireman. The thing is, you should never, ever make someone feel uncomfortable in the bedroom if they open up about wanting to do something, I don't think.
21:42Abbey Clancy: Because, like, it's humiliating and you will destroy a level of trust and safety if you go there. So you think it's okay just to kind of broach a few things in the bedroom? I think you can broach it. You shouldn't make the other person feel stupid or weird about what they want to do. That's good, because I've got a few things I'd like to run past you. No, you don't count. I'm giving our listeners advice. We've got that on camera. I'll tell you to just piss. If you just pick that up for me, guys. I'm just going to tell you to piss the fuck off. You'd laugh in my face. You'd say, absolutely joking, you pervert.
22:22Abbey Clancy: I'm trying to teach the younger generation. What, that don't be anything like us? No, what, yeah, exactly. Exactly that. No one wants to be like us. No, listen, you just said, it came from your own mouth, I think you should not belittle someone if they want to raise something to try in the bedroom. No, you shouldn't. And I think that's great advice. You shouldn't because people in a relationship should feel safe to be who they are. If you can't be you in a relationship, an authentic version of you, it's game over. What he has to be very careful of is the opening up, you know, saying that you need to be a bit spicy and then her losing her confidence completely.
23:03Then it becomes even harder to then do that.
23:06Abbey Clancy: What he needs to do, he doesn't need to bring it up at all. Really? He can't say it to her as obvious as, look, we need to spice things up in the bedroom. It's the same way as women would guide men in the bedroom. They just have to guide them into the right place and position or whatever. And he needs to take control of the situation in a more romantic way. And she should go along with it. What does he do if it's kind of, you know. I don't think he's being weird. He wants a shabba, is what he wants. And he's asked for a shabba. So how can you romantically... Oh, he wants a shabba. Tell him to piss off.
23:51Are you saying he wants a naked shabba, like as in basically a finger up his arse? He wants a finger up the bum.
23:57Abbey Clancy: He wants a finger up his own bum? I think her finger up his, I'm just reading into this, I think her finger up his bum is what he's asked. Absolutely not. Yeah, but he's within his rights to broach it. I'd be like, put your finger up your own bum, piss off. Well, again. Not for the 50th time. like I just but how do you do it how do you broach it I thought he would I just thought he wanted a bit more than just missionary I think he wants a little bit more he wants a little bit more spice he wants a bit more spice a few different you know variations I think he can just in a manly way not overbearing and unconsented just like manoeuvre her it's very difficult for men though isn't it I think you know it's tricky it's tricky it's tricky because say you love a shabba and you love this woman but she doesn't love the shabba.
24:44You're in loggerheads, do you know what I mean? Get rid of her. Get rid of her. She goes before the shabba.
24:49Abbey Clancy: I think if we're talking fingers up bombs. Why are we talking about that? I know. I don't know where my life has come to right now. But if we are talking about that, that's something he would have to verbally say. I don't think he could just do that. But how do you broach that? I think it's a nice way of putting it, like saying shabba. You fancy a naked shabba? Yes or no? no thanks moving on and that's it then he gets his answer fair enough hope that answers your question Yorkshireman it's all interesting stuff though isn't it is it it's a bit low rent it's a bit crass it's very crass low rent it's human nature some people like it some people don't I think so I'm not judging it's just not my cup of tea I think the world's got wilder lately Do you know like the swing in 60s, all the rage, and then like the 80s and all this sort of...
25:44Now, I think we've arrived at a point with like OnlyFans and everything. We're like, it's pretty lawless now. Everyone's... Yeah, we say that, but it's like, it's kind of very... There's a woke situation going on here. And then there's a real mad situation over here with like, you know, OnlyFans.
25:59Abbey Clancy: I think woke is OnlyFans. Is it? Yeah, it's like my body, my body, my... Yeah, true. Yeah, yeah. My body's my power. Like, I could do what I want with it, that kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. See, that doesn't bother me all that. no i hear you i just i think yeah i think the world we live in now is so different i think like it's kind of well it's different there's no denying that i'd prefer to go back to the war times where you'd all meet at congregate a little dance and all of a you'd get tapped on the shoulder with a little bunch of flowers and you'd all do a little waltz yeah you'd be courted for months and sent love letters and yeah like men used to go to like the pub in a light suit yeah every time yeah always made the effort always I can't see the old fellas now still in suits I love that I was about to say that the ones that still get dolled up on a Sunday to go out and the women would always have the hair done and like corset dresses on and now we just wear athleisure wear see what a difference game's gone game's gone game's gone okay hi guys love the pod if Carlsberg the podcast not looking for a shout out on air but felt I need to share my love with Pete regarding the littlest hobo I have the same theme tune as my alarm in the mornings because no matter how tired I am I'm reluctant to get up I end up singing along and can't get mad at the littlest hobo, can you?
27:18Yeah Anyway, just had to get that off my chest I was shocked at the type of dog he is 100 % couple goals Natalie What kind of dog was it again?
27:27Abbey Clancy: He's got maybe a little bit of pedenga in him Pedenga? Didn't he play Fripswish? It's a classic I'll keep saying it Maybe tomorrow Let me just look at the middle of the world. I want to settle down, but until tomorrow I just keep moving. Got fond memories of that song. I thought he was a little bit German Shepherdy. Did you say Border Cross or something, didn't I? I'm trying to remember what you said. He's a German Shepherd. Yeah, I thought he was, yeah. But he doesn't look like a German Shepherd because he's got white on him. No, I thought he was. He looks a bit wolfy. Oh, God. But he does look like he has.
28:00Abbey Clancy: He's got a bit of pedanga in him. Do you know what we haven't done? We haven't watched it. Watched it. It's on YouTube. I googled it. I think we should watch that with the kids. Oh, he's lovely, isn't he? Gorgeous. You know, we can watch that with the kids, like, on the TV here. Great, we should watch it, Ty. We haven't got any TVs or anything. Have you not? We're all sleeping in the same bedroom. Oh, yeah? Mad. Do you get any kip whatsoever? Yeah. Do you? Really? You just pass out? We're all camping. It's quite fun. It's kind of cute. Put a little audiobook on and listen to it. I think we should do that tonight then, Littlest Hobo.
28:33Littlest Hobo.
28:34Abbey Clancy: After I've packed these 16 bags. Yeah, you get those bags done. I'll go and pick up the kids. You go fuck yourself. And we'll just reconvene for a naked shabba. Exactly. Love you. See you next time. Ask me anything. Shabba.
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another AMA episode as they answer your dilemmas, share some hilarious stories and dish out their brutally honest advice.
The gang kick things off by talking about spending time apart for the first time in a while before a conversation about restaurant etiquette and customer service spirals into a rant about supermarket managers, jangling keychains and the ultimate "jobsworth" behaviour.
We also hear one of Abbey's most awkward holiday stories ever as an innocent dinner invitation takes a very unexpected turn, leaving her too nervous to tell Peter what had actually happened until much later.
Also, Abbey and Peter help a listener who told someone they loved them only to have the feeling go unreturned, discussing heartbreak, rejection and why sometimes walking away is the healthiest option. We also tackle a bedroom dilemma from a listener looking to spice things up in his relationship, leading to one of the funniest and most chaotic conversations we've had in a long time.
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00:00 Introduction
01:55 Long Distance Relationships
02:50 Restaurant Jobsworths
05:10 First Ever Jobs
08:55 Abbey's Awkward Holiday Story
10:15 "Why Don't You Just Leave?"
11:30 Peter Finds Out What Happened
14:10 Honesty In Relationships
15:00 "I Love You" Wasn't Returned
16:45 Heartbreak & Moving On
17:35 Bedroom Dilemmas
19:15 How To Talk About Intimacy
20:30 The "Shabba" Debate
22:10 Modern Dating & OnlyFans
23:10 Sunday Best & Final Thoughts
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