Peter Crouch: “Why Can’t I Just Laugh Anymore?!”

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2:38That's all I'm going to say.

2:40Abbey Clancy: In total, there would have been eight adults and 12 children. He buys four extra spicy pizzas. I would like to formally apologise on the podcast Go fuck yourself Quote Your mum's a fat Oh my god This is officially the end of this podcast Goodnight and we love you all

3:08Hello and welcome to Therapy Crouch It's me Peter Crouch Here's Avi She's kicking off already I've got a bite on me leg

3:16Abbey Clancy: and you take the absolute... Mickey. Mickey. I know. He's just going into my drawer, using all my things. He's a disgrace. You didn't even ask. I thought we were family. I didn't think we had to ask. Well, I need them things that you're taking. I know you do. Piss me off. I will replace tomorrow. How are you? All good. We're all going on a summer holiday. Family holidays. It's all going on. Oh, my God. Are you okay? Do you want to start? I'm fine. You happy? Hello and welcome, everybody. You love to portray me in a bad light. No one does that. You were doing it. Listen, we're just talking off camera.

3:56It was one of the best podcasts ever and none of it was recorded. You missed some absolute gold there. Yeah, yeah.

4:02Abbey Clancy: I just think I... Go on, go on, Tim. Get it off your chest, bro. Everyone is psychos. Every person I know is a psychopath. Everyone else. Everyone. It's just... Are you what you? Are you okay? I'm normal. I am normal. Honestly. You are class. The things people do flabbergast me. Yeah, yeah. I agree. It's just morally incorrect. That hurts. That's a barbed aim. That hurts. That hurts. Do you mind if I just get in some of the stuff that I wrote? Please don't. Only because I wrote stuff on my phone, right? Let's put a little bit of context into this. Yeah. You know, we record the pod every week. We need fresh content, ideas.

4:45Abbey Clancy: is we make notes of what we've been up to that week so we don't forget, blah, blah, blah. Sorry, guys, if you can hear the noise, we are recording outside. People drilling in the background. It's cheeky. At least someone's drilling. At least. Someone's having a good holiday.

5:03Please continue, Abby, because you've been on a roll.

5:05Abbey Clancy: So we write our notes. Well, Pete writes the notes in his phone and we abbreviate them that much. You think I won't forget that. and we don't even know what they mean do you want to read I just I couldn't believe it I wrote loads of stuff down I went to Wimbledon on a lovely day and some of the stuff that happened at Wimbledon I had to I wrote most of Wimbledon down it was phenomenal stuff but anyway one of them says we're not in Zante there's no ash train you can't jump off I have no no idea what that even means I've got a feeling that's a boat trip I've got a feeling you're on a boat trip it feels like a boat trip it was on the boat trip was it It must have been.

5:45Abbey Clancy: It was. We're not in Zante. There's no ashtray. You can't jump off. I know why you thought we were in Zante. It's because people were like hurling pod abuse at us. Oh, yeah. That was it. That was our boat day. From the boat day. I nailed that call on our boat trip. Yeah, that's exactly right. Exactly right. Well done. And the guy didn't have an ashtray on the boat. And. You can't jump off because it's the Thames. That makes sense now. We were down the Thames. and we'd had a bit to drink and I said, can I get in there, do you reckon? He said he's been swimming. If you want to die, then do you know?

6:20Do you have gills though? Yeah. It was a bit of a mad one, but he said he swims in the Thames, but it's a really nice part of the Thames.

6:26Abbey Clancy: There's otters in there and everything. Is there? And seals. In certain parts. What gallons? The dolphins in there. Is that towards Maidstone? Wait, is it? It's towards Maidenhead. Maidenhead, Maidstone. Maidenhead, yeah. Maidenhead, sorry. I was like, isn't there a band called I was talking about Iron Maiden that was it yeah she said isn't that the band from here I said you're thinking of Iron Maiden listen to Iron Maiden maybe from Baden they haven't called themselves after Baden Chris Stark's from Baden Head oh I got a little cheeky text off Chris Stark fuming about us mentioning his spray tan he was gutted he texted me last night oh a member of my team heard you talking about my spray tan on the pod that's an airplane by the way that offends me it's his team not him though he's not listening to our podcast but listen a guy's got to do what they've got to do yeah I'm all over it I think he looks good with a spray tan he looks better with a bloody spray tan yeah I think fine hi Chris if one of your team members get back to us get back to us and tell us what brand do you use sister go on carry on Pete's deeply uncomfortable with that one, but I love it.

7:40I love it. Staying in. That's funny. Pretty giggly today, aren't we? We are giggly. So, do you want to hear some more? Basically, Ross, we had a beautiful day at Wimbledon. Our little girl, she loves the tennis. And me, Av and Sophia, we all went to Wimbledon. We had the best day, didn't we? Yeah. Thanks to TNT who sorted us out as well. It was brilliant, wasn't it?

8:03Abbey Clancy: Yeah, fabulous. It's just a great day. Like our daughter is crazy about tennis and she trains every day, three hours a day, you know. Should we be getting good now? Oh, she's phenomenal. Is she pretty? She's got some weapons on her. No, she's playing really well. She has? Her guns, you mean? Yeah, no, like, you know, she's five foot 11. She's strong as an ox. She's done well. She took your looks and took his eyes. She's done well. Oh, I've got to say. Sophia. Is that all I've got? Sophia. No, no, no. Hang on. I'm sorry, guys. I did say to you, in the article that I saw online, you were looking rather dashing.

8:40You did? You said you looked better than me.

8:41Abbey Clancy: I did? He did? And then I saw the next picture, so it was like Peter giving the fucking blue steel, like, look, of Zoolander. And then the next picture, he's like, absolutely gawp. It's them teeth. The teeth. What am I supposed to do with my teeth? I can't talk about teeth. When I laugh, right, I laugh with a genuine smile. When you laugh, your chin disappears. Your chin. She started Do you know what This is what happens When you're married For too long right Even your laugh Pisses the other person off Do you know what I mean You look like Oh that phase you do When you laugh She used to love it She said oh you laugh So genuine It's like oh Fucking Fucking jokes The Hampstead's on it Lucinda brought it To my attention What my You know when you laugh Your tongue Sticks out And your chin Vanishes But what am I supposed to do The other day I even noticed right we were around the house the other day.

9:35I laughed uncontrollably like I do quite often. I'm here, Joe. And I heard I go to loose because of the state of his tongue. You did? You did? I will say that. I would never use... You think I don't hurt... I would never use the word state of... I'm a human being. He's a listener. No, Pete, I will say... I've got feelings. You look bloody dashing in those photos. No, Pete. You do. And you look good at them shades. You're making me self-conscious about laughing now.

9:58Abbey Clancy: That is my favourite thing about you, that you laugh. It's literally my favourite thing. but when Lucinda and I I'm now self-conscious when Lucinda and I was talking about his tongue because he laughs and he opens his mouth like that and the tongue goes like that so then he was bless him and my heart was bleeding bless him he's harmless isn't he bless him he started trying to laugh without the tongue and then he was laughing like that laughing

10:26laughing laughing

10:27Abbey Clancy: laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing listen I've got the worst I knew this was going to be a good podcast. What I'm trying to say here is, I'm laughing, I'm not thinking about what face I'm pulling when I'm laughing, because I'm laughing. Who does? Exactly. But now I am. Don't, don't. You do you, you do you. I try to laugh with a... Never ever change. It's the best part about you that you laugh all the time. But anyway, going back to Wimbledon, we got pictured there. So like Paparazzi took pictures of us and there was an article in one of the papers and Sophia was mortified because they were like, oh, Sophia following in her mum's footsteps with the fake tan and the fake lashes.

11:13Abbey Clancy: And Sophia was really upset going, I don't wear fake tan and I don't have fake lashes on. She's natural. She's not like a ma. I know, yeah.

11:25Abbey Clancy: No, you're spot on. I'm joking. I'm head to toe in fake tan. I've got no lashes on, no. but Sophia I just don't think they can understand that she's they can't accept that she's that beautiful I also you're saying they like what does it even matter what they say I don't but I just Sophia was just like oh mummy now they're going to think I wear fake lashes and fake tan I'm like she had a little bit of eyeliner on and a bit of lippy she looked great she looked phenomenal and we had the best day you looked like you had a laugh you could see you were having a laugh can I just say some of the things I wrote down Go on, go on.

11:58That's how we started. Bearing in mind, this is the same sentence that has been read out from Abigail. I hate it when people who don't like tennis come to the tennis. From Abigail. I've loved tennis. But like, it's like, in the same breath, right, Abby's asked me about the scoring system.

12:22Abbey Clancy: Which I hold my hands high. I don't understand. Even though, what's a fear? Fair enough. Fair enough. I've explained it lots and lots of times. And I explained it again. And then, anyway, we got to the point where I was getting a little bit tired of explaining it. So I said, look, babe, it's the best of five sets. I had to write this down. It's the best of five sets. How many games do you think you have to win to win a best of five sets match? Yeah. Twelve? Oh, fucking goodness. Twelve? Oh, so funny. But like, explain it like this, right? If me and you had a game of paper, scissors, stone, best of five.

13:02Who says paper, scissors, stone? That's fucking pepper and salt over here. What the hell is that about? Rock, paper, scissors.

13:07Abbey Clancy: Fork and knife area. Yeah, that's giving me the big ick. Sorry, Abby, whatever he says now, I'm on your team. Because of the way he did. Scissors, paper, stone. Scissors, paper, stone. What do I call it? Paper, scissors, stone. Rock, paper, scissors. All right, well, whatever way you are saying. Sorry, B, go. Best of five. How many do you have to win? Five. Best of five. So there's a maximum of five. Four. Fucking hell up. Fuck me, babe. I'm trying to support you, babe. Best of five. I mean. So best of five. Three, three. There you go. Yes. Sorry. You can't win with two. It's like pens, isn't it?

13:37There's two left.

13:38Abbey Clancy: It's like penalties. So it's the first to three. Yeah. But I've got so much to go on. So with the tennis thing then, there's six sets. No, there's five sets. Five sets. At best of six. If you break it down, the female one is easier because it's three. Yeah. So what's the winner need to get? Two. Hey, there we go. Will I know the female side? Yeah. What? Why can't you get the male side? Well, I do now. You should just fucking explain it to me. But you didn't explain it like that. Anyway, I hate it when people go to tennis who don't understand tennis. I hate that. No, what I was saying is people just go to tennis because they want to like pose and just be there.

14:16Abbey Clancy: It's like, and they're not like... No. That's exactly what you did. That's literally what you did. No, it's not. But I'll tell you what, that Alcaraz looks good at his white town, doesn't he? Jack Draper on that one. Yeah. Oh, Sabalinka for me. Oh, she's just unreal. And she's a great tennis player. She's the best. I've got more. I'll write another one down. Yeah, go on. Go on, Tony. The other one was, I just heard, I heard Avon and Sophia talking, right? I heard, God, I like the name Catty, right? Catty. And I went, I prefer Kitty to Catty. and bearing in mind, right, I could see where Sophia got it from.

14:55Her name was Katie.

15:00It was spelled C-A-T-Y, right? Katie, that's an unusual name. Yeah, Sophia was like... Then sunny schools pay for themselves, Peter. But I was going, Katie. I was going, I just had it, and I caught my arm trying to watch the tennis. I was like, what are you, name's Katie? What's going on? What's going on? Oh, you've had a bloody good couple of weeks then, eh?

15:23Abbey Clancy: I've been having your system now, the ridicule. The ridicule? Is that your weekly wine? That was a bit of a wine section there. That was very good. Yeah, but we had a fantastic time. It's just a great day. The weather was phenomenal. You looked gorgeous that day. You did as well. Thanks. I didn't really. Lovely. I looked great until I laughed. Well, Ross said it on me. My tongue flattened. and my teeth came protruding out. What do you want me to do, though? Seriously. I want you to be you. So what can I do about that? That's going to happen for the rest of your life. The rest of my life? You're going to have to look at that face.

16:02Abbey Clancy: For the rest of your life? Well, I can't see it. It doesn't bother me. I hate my laugh anyway. I'm goofier than you. It's nice to have big teeth anyway. Imagine if you had them tiny little... Oh, mate. Do you know what's funny? when you see the people who get the veneers done in tears. Did you see the fella who went in COVID and he's got his teeth shaved down in Turkey? And then it was like, you're on the last fucking flight out of Saigon. He had to come home with his little stops. His Scottish family. He came home with his stops. He filed him down. Like little piranity. So he had to come home with those teeth.

16:38He had to come home with the flight because of COVID. Why? Because COVID was like the next day and he didn't know what was going to happen. So he came home with the flights with those small hamsters.

16:46Abbey Clancy: Ross your mic. Sorry, your stumps. Oh, God. Imagine that. Katie Price has them, doesn't she? Yeah, she does, yeah. It's a picture of her with all her teeth fouled off. Oh, fucking hell. That is not ideal, that. Not ideal. Any weekly wise speech? Can I, just while we're on the subject of ridiculing Ab, I'm going to continue. Sorry. Just a quick one. Just a quick one. She says things, and I go, that is gold. I need to relay that to the nation. Maybe she's making out like I'm a dumbass. No. No, no, no. Talafa? Yeah, it's this one anyway. Someone said something about a footballer and Ab said, and I wrote it down, do you remember when you played with Terry Sheddingham?

17:29Terry Sheddingham? Terry Sheddingham.

17:33Abbey Clancy: Someone else called him Terry Sheddingham? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You put the D's where the R's were. It's like a meatwood flak job in it, do you know what I mean? I see what you've done. I get what's happened. Someone called him Terry Sheddingham the other day as well, a man. yeah I was like see it's not just me I get it because Terry's probably more prominent than Teddy and Sheringham might be I don't know what was the team you got mixed up that time I beat and it was like Galway FC what was it that was Galway in the Champions League yeah it was Galatasaray versus like Liverpool and it was like Gal is that Galway Galway FC and then we had loads of people writing in saying actually Galway they were in the qualifiers so you were actually right It's a little bit of wishful thinking on them.

18:17Yeah, you did. What's it called? Galway's actually the unofficial team of the Pathotherapy Crouch. Well, I'm Irish. You are?

18:24Abbey Clancy: Irish descent. Big up to Galway. Big up Galway. The Clance. The Clance. Yeah, so we've had a great week, the build-up to our holiday. I took the girls to see Sabrina Carpenter. I was there. Phenomenal. She is just a babe. Apparently she turned the concert down quite a bit, though, did she? Yeah, because... I think she showed them a little bit. All the little girls and the kids. I think so. She is a bit sexy. I'm not complaining. Sex is up, baby. But the little girls and all that. You don't want them fucking watching that, do you? But, you know, it's pop culture. What can you do? Look at Madonna, what she used to do on stage.

19:03Abbey Clancy: I agree. I spent my whole childhood practicing the dances of Madonna. I agree. But do you know what? I don't like it until... It doesn't bother me until I see our baby when she's doing all the TikTok dances and all that. Yeah, no, that's not good. And I'm a bit like, oh, come on. I think the language used in songs now are a lot cruder. A hundred percent. Than, you know, because back when I was young, they would allude to things. But now they're like, you know, wet ass pussy. Literally the lollipop. Yeah, and the kids are singing lollipop. It's innuendos, you know. Innuendos. Double entendres, if you will.

19:36Abbey Clancy: And now it's like, you know, two margaritas, I'm open my leg. Yeah. Four margaritas, I'm taking it up the tush. Up the tush. You know, it's a load of nonsense, isn't it? Yeah. Is that a sign of getting old? I think it's definitely a sign of getting old. If you think about it, like, now though. I love that song, by the way. Yeah. But, like, if you actually think about, like, Snoop Dogg, the lyrics have always been bad. I just feel like there's more, there's women are doing it now. There's women rappers that are vulgar. It's kind of become more equal a bit, hasn't it? Because if you think about it, in the 90s, I reckon, like, you know, biggie smalls just rapping on some fruity things.

20:12Yeah, they're all like fruity. You know what I mean? The girls, you know, girl power. The language was awful then as well. Yeah. Me and my bitch. But the thing is, it's like, it's on the radio.

20:21Abbey Clancy: But why is it acceptable for men to talk about it and women aren't? That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm trying to say. Like, it's, you know, it's become equal profanities. Equal vulgarities. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

20:36Abbey Clancy: What happened to Bloody Selene Day on? I know, well, you know. Like all the country songs are lovely lyrics. Oh, yeah. Take me home, country roads to plain. Just pleasant and heartfelt and lovey-dovey. I love a bit of Dolly. I'm begging you, please don't take my man. Charlene. Belter, that. I love Dolly's hit. I'm sure we were talking about country music last time we were here. Yeah, that's rung a little bell there. And we were talking about films and stuff like that. Oh, yeah. Have you got a weekly wine for me? Oh, I think you should have a weekly shine. So we made a huge error. We're coming on our holiday.

21:15Abbey Clancy: And we booked the flight. I thought it was 7 a.m. We were leaving the house. The flight was 7 a.m. So we changed the flight. Because I thought we'd have to leave the house at half full. Yeah. And we'd been to Sabrina Carpenter the night before, which was absolutely mega. So didn't get home till midnight. So it would have been impossible with the kids. Yeah. So we changed the flight till 3 p.m. and then were delayed on the bloody plane for two and a half hours. Oh, no. But Airport Ab was nowhere to be seen, was she? Think about it. There's a few hairy moments. When? Couple. Please tell me, because that's not true.

21:55Abbey Clancy: That is not true. I feel like in Abby's defence, she normally goes, do you know what? I was Airport Abbey. Normally you'll say that. Yeah, no, no. For her to say that suggests to me that she wasn't really Airport Abbey. It wasn't. No, because you went to the lounge. You went to the lounge. I went to JD. Remember you came in and obviously Sophia, you were not happy with Sophia and Liberty's behaviour when I left you. Oh, yeah. You weren't happy with Jack's behaviour when I left you with him either. So I was like, we'll swap. And then it kicked off the other way again. I was thinking, why is it one common denominator here?

22:30Okay, okay, okay. But I have to say in your defence, you were better than usual. Were the kids misbehaving though, Peter?

22:38Abbey Clancy: Johnny and Jack were literally wrestling in the corner in the lounge. And I was like, that's unacceptable behaviour. Sit down, shut up. And get to the buffet. Children should be seen and not heard. And they're just literally rolling on top of each other. They're six and seven years old and they're boys, right? Unfortunately, I would say that in everyday life is what boys do. But I have to apologise. It was this old couple, these two guys, they were going to Alicante, and I said, guys, I apologise for my feral children. Yeah, and my husband. I just didn't know what to do. I have to say, babe, I think they're very well-behaved as children.

23:21Abbey Clancy: In general, 99 % of the time. When they kick off, they kick off, though, because there's two of them, isn't there? That's what happens, right? They're like Tasmanian devils, aren't they? A little bit. You tell me two brothers who are a year apart who haven't had a fight in their lives. Agreed, agreed, agreed. I can see both sides of the story here but they weren't even fighting they were messing around and giggling and the plates were smashing on the floor they were climbing on the chair the plates smashed on the floor it did not on my watch yeah our Jack did not look cool in his little old white on for today didn't he his tennis he's definitely got his own style he's bought gloves he's a bit of a dude didn't he to be honest I went to decathlon which bearing in mind can I just say is possibly the finest shop I've ever been in in my life great for yourself Salopetsk, you'd never go skiing.

24:03Salopetsk in there. Bargain. Do we have the cat on it in England now? There's one in Sunny Quays. There needs to be more of them. Utility wear. That's what you should get into after your Amalfi Chic period. You should go into utility wear peak and get your Solomons on. I love that style. I'm kind of in that vibe now. That's Scousers fuck. Get the fuck on the cat on, lad. I'll take you. Get your Solis. Get your Solis. Get your Solis.

24:29Abbey Clancy: Do the Scousers wear Solomons, do they? Big time, lads You're not still into rock ports up there? Lon's tales Only Everton fans Guilty Everton fan He's stupid Look at the tongue Yes, sir It's outrageous And I'm always side on So it's like a bloody parrot Waiting for him to be fed by some other That was a genuine laugh Yeah, I know That was a genuine Like that genuinely made me really, really laugh Thank you I'm glad Stop it with the tongue it is like what makes him so self conscious it's like free willy jumping out the fucking water what is it is you're gonna make me fucking miserable would you rather a miserable husband you know one of them old fellas who just sit in a chair and grumbles all day that's gonna be me oh one foot in the grave yeah you know victimology you know when you get to you get that's what the wives drive them to it that's why do they end up with someone's got a hangover no they laugh they laugh their whole day they laugh their whole life yeah And then little things like that, their life says, oh, your laugh makes me feel ill.

25:32And then they end up not laughing. They end up sitting in a chair being... Maybe your tongue's grown. ...being miserable. Does your tongue look? No, she doesn't, you know, isn't it? Oh, God, that is... Do you actually want me to be miserable?

25:44Abbey Clancy: What do you think? Well, you're making me feel... Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. You're making me feel self-conscious about my life. No, I am not. Pete, it's not me who's noticing it. It's all our friends. So now, if I didn't feel self-conscious before... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do, I really do now. Yeah, yeah. It's all our friends. Look at his tongue when he laughs. Look at his human fucking tongue. You just did it then. Oh, that's silent laugh, girl. I can't believe it. My silent laugh's hell, hellish. Okay, so no weekly wines for me then? No weekly. Fuck me, I've just done a whole episode on it.

26:18I feel really self-conscious about my life. I'm self-conscious. Oh, listen, you're telling me.

26:22Abbey Clancy: You're telling me I'm thick. Well, you did with all your bloody anecdotes. some Wimbledon. I didn't say there's a few anecdotes there. I thought it'd be funny for the podcast. You're making me feel self-conscious. No, because you're not like, sport's been my entire life. Yeah. So I feel like I know a lot about sport, whereas it's not been your entire life. Will it ask? Because I've been surrounded by my heart. Ask me about anything. Ask me anything.

26:51It's part of this fucking nonsense. It's all I'm going to say. Fucking mental.

26:56Abbey Clancy: Ask me anything. well but I don't know bloody holly bobs aren't we eh anyone with these wines there for us Pedro got loads here mate come on get them on hey guys we're just going to take a quick break while you hear from our sponsors and remember if you're liking what you're hearing hit that follow button and if you can be bothered leave us a review because we love reading them don't we think we do

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29:20Welcome back. Hopefully you managed to follow us in that short break. And if you want to pass it on to someone who you think might like this content, you're welcome to do so.

29:29Abbey Clancy: Do it now. Hi, day one listener. Love the pod. And you three. Recently started riding again at 51. So love to have his pics and videos of Enzo. Gorgeous horse. However, listen to the recent AMA and the question about Bonk Beaks playlist. I was horrified that the only weekend song you could come up with was I can't feel my face Blinding Nights is the number one streamed song on Spotify ever Oh my god, how does that one go? Fuck no The only fucking one we knew was I can't feel my face I was about to say All of the lights in here baby No, that's Rihanna All of the lights All of the lights Is that it?

30:12It's not even that All of the lights The youngster's a girl We sound incredibly old. I know the video. He's in like... It's all flashy lights. Blinding lights.

30:23Abbey Clancy: There's blinding lights everywhere in that video. Remember? I think I've seen that one as well, Peter. Can you just Google a song? Every person that's listening to this podcast now... Are they going to think we're bloody deranged? Or pissed. Or bad. But I'm not. Drunk. You're drunk on love. But everyone will be going... The best pair of twats don't even know what that song is. I'm blinded by the lines Come on Sophia Come over and get some rendition I'm blinded by the lines I hate this song I know it

30:58It's a rip off of another song It's an 80s classic Is it not A-Ha? It could be

31:09It's a tune I hate this song

31:11Abbey Clancy: Blinded by the lines That's an... You just sampled that. Well, you're on your own. This is a tune, this. That's a tune, now. Already golden, dempy. What is that? I'm sure that was a half. If you look on the credits, you'll be able to see. Now I know, I know we're old. Yeah. So I'm going, oh, I remember the old one. I remember the original of this. Is that it? is that the song yeah more or less now that is a fucking classic stay on my fucking Bugbee playlist please get that on the Bugbee list the weekend do one that should be number one on Spotify and at the end of it and at the end of it you can go yee-haw

32:09that's the problem now we actually are old that is that is terrible Speak for yourself. No, but we both said that. No, I don't like that one, but that. Yeah. I also didn't like that woman's tone in that. She actually had a bit of a snotty comment by the end of it. Oof. Which I included. I haven't got there yet. Let me get there. Sorry, let me, I'll just finish that. Blinding Nights, number one. I usually agree with your musical taste, e.g. Simply Red, you too. But you guys have got to get on board with the artistical genius that is The Weeknd. My kids bought me tickets for his concert at the Etihad in 2023 for my 50th and it was the night of my life.

32:46Recommendations are out of time, less than zero and die for you. Save your tears to name but a few. Please give them a listen and educate yourselves musically. Educate yourselves musically? Who the frigging hell does Vicky think she is? That is a little bit condescending. Yes, thank you.

33:02Abbey Clancy: That really was condescending because... And do you know what? That would have been a lovely little message actually until that last night. I do take that point. I take it on board. But like, the genius, the genius is The Weeknd. It is good, The Weeknd. The Weeknd is extremely talented, but sometimes I don't know the song titles, but you know them when they come on. Like just that when it came on, we all knew it. Yeah, of course. Oh, yeah, yeah. But what Vicky doesn't realise is... It's her name actually Vicky. Vicky, yeah. Music is one of my biggest passions on earth. I love every genre. I'm a huge...

33:37Abbey Clancy: It's my favourite thing in life. So how dare she say we need to educate ourselves? How dare you, Vicky? How dare you? No, yeah, listen. Thank you for the support. Please continue to write into the podcast. Please subscribe.

33:56Sorry, Vicky.

33:56Abbey Clancy: I wasn't around to judge me. No, I think she's got a point. And I think the weekend needs to be respected. Yeah. I went off him on the TV show. What TV show? I was just thinking, he was an actor for a bit, wasn't he? What was he in? Johnny Depp's daughter who's absolutely beautiful. But his character was awful in it. He was like really controlling and... That's a sign of a good actor though, isn't it? If you're meant to be in our bed and you hate them, then that's a good actor. I suppose. As long as he's nice in real life. Okay. Any more Weekly Wounds, babes? Yes, there is. Okay. My darling. Hi.

34:30Creep. What?

34:34Abbey Clancy: What? You just said my darling? What? I don't understand. Nothing. I'm really struggling. Can I just say, on this trip, I'm really struggling with being in trouble for what I regard as absolutely no reason. No change there then, Pedro? I just can't get my head around it. This leads me perfectly onto my weekly one. The other day, the other day, the other day I played paddle, right? Yeah. Bear in mind, I haven't left the court, right? Please, this is my wine. Okay. I haven't left the court, so... My wine. Before I went on court, I gave her a kiss, everything was totally fine. Smooth. Went on the court, and I played paddle.

35:09Did you win? Came off the court and I was in trouble. I haven't said one word to her. Yeah, but did you win or lose?

35:18Abbey Clancy: Lost. Oh, there we go. Go Peter, there we go. That's why I lose her. So what, can you explain that? Okay, so this is my weekly wine. Okay, okay. I love it when the weekly wine is double up. Do you know what I mean? So that was his version, which was utter lies. Complete fabrication of the truth. So he didn't give it a peck before he joined the paddle course? No, forget the peck. No one cares about that. You laughed at the time. What happened is we all went for lunch with our friends, four couples, all the kids. Did she have the night? Yeah. Yeah. No, the day before. Oh, sorry, okay. Anyway. So then we went for lunch, and me and one of the other mums said, we'll take all the kids back.

36:01Abbey Clancy: And there wasn't enough room in Patricia's car for all the kids and the extra mums that we had. Yeah. and I didn't have enough space in my car. I can see the smirk on his face. I've got a feeling that he could be in the right here, Peter. So I said, fine, I'll bring everyone back. Peter's like, don't worry. I said, oh, Pete, what should I do? Pete went, don't worry, babe. I've just booked a cab now. Via LPUB. I'll follow on. Yeah. So I come home with one other mum. We had 12 kids. Three hours later, he crawled in.

36:37Abbey Clancy: then all the kids were starving so i said pete can you order some pizzas so i called him pete where are you we're still waiting for the cab another hour later pete where are you i said okay i said do you mind ordering a load of pizzas for the kids because i don't have that app on my phone to do all of that yeah bearing in mind there was in total there would have been eight adults and 12 children, he buys four extra spicy pizzas. So four chili pizzas turned up to feed 20 people. Two slices of extra spicy pizza. To feed 12 children who only wanted margaritas because they don't eat extra American hot.

37:23Abbey Clancy: So everyone was starving. He couldn't walk. So then... He couldn't walk. Then he decided when he come home to avoid me so he didn't get told off. Nice. Then, so then he decided to play paddle with the men till 1am. And I got ignored for five hours while this while this game so I just went to bed in the end and left him there. Peter, I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'd like to Now you've explained this to me, right? I'd like to apologise. What I'd like to do there, when you put it like that, I thought I went on the paddle court and got in trouble while I played paddle. When you put it all like that, I can't see your point.

38:16Well done for the minute. No, I take it on board and I would like to formally apologise on the podcast.

38:21Abbey Clancy: Go fuck yourself.

38:26Oh, that's good. That is fucking great. Well then, I appreciate that, cuz. I appreciate that. Don't you let no man walk all over you, babe. No. That's never going to happen. Do we have another weekly wine from New Orleans?

38:41Abbey Clancy: If anyone listening who wants relationship advice, do not let these habits of disregard and disrespect creep in to your relationship. However, all joking aside, I do feel like the apology was sincere, I felt. Do you know what? It's very sincere, Ross. And also, I am on holiday. You are on holiday. And I was with my friends. and the girls went and I had a few drinks with my friends. And we have said on this podcast that Peter's only apologised to you four times his whole life so that could be number five. That's a big thing for him to say that. That was a big one for me. But the thing is that is totally fine.

39:10Abbey Clancy: It's not actually the end of the world. As long as you just say just tell the truth about it. I'm not like some battle. The thing is it's not that he's being disheartened. I'm sorry Peter I don't want to speak on your way off. You're not even here. No but I'm saying I've been in the exact same store. I might not be on a paddle court but I've gone via L pub for three hours Uber's not working do you know what I mean there's something about right all the kids and the wives have left right and as much as I love you all there's something about let's fucking have it let's fill our boots

39:44super buck I was like fuck what are you doing alright fill our boots and also also Abby and again devil's advocate devil's advocate I imagine back at the home you weren't having a little cheeky whispering angel, am I right or not? You weren't totally left out There is a time sometimes I think fellas sometimes need to just be with fellas I'm off the leash for a couple of hours and that's why we go to golf, we play tennis we go to football everyone has and we're all dosing husbands and family men there is a time There's a time and a place, I think, for some male bonding. Noted. He's got those beautiful blonde locks down, hasn't he?

40:31I think males need to bond at times, otherwise you lose the sense of being a male. Oh, yeah. And I think in this day and age especially, you know. But don't you dare go get an idea as well letting your head off.

40:41Abbey Clancy: Good job you're playing golf again in the morning then, isn't it? Oh, well, you're having a laugh. You know, I'm going so early so I can get back and spend time with my lovely family. You're a dick. I love you. Please don't give me that look. Don't give me that look. I've got to be honest. Totally fine. Okay, let's... I think we have got one more weekly wine for the audience there. I think we should do one more weekly wine. Before she glasses it. Again. Yeah. Okay. Hi, this isn't a question, but I had to share this because it genuinely made me laugh. After the initial shock, of course, I was listening to the episode where you were talking about the insult, your mum.

41:18Abbey Clancy: Your mum. Your mum. It was a great one, that one. Yeah, it is. Whatever you say for your mum. Fuck and your mum. Your mum. Okay. It reminded me of a recent parenting moment I was not prepared for. So my son is 12. And because this world is basically a dumpster fire with Wi-Fi, I monitor his phone. One day I'm scrolling through one of his group chats, which clearly had gone full WWE. Kids arguing, insults flying, total chaos. Then I see a message from another kid that says to my son, oh my yeah that's good isn't it he's put quote your mum's a fat bitch

42:08now obviously I was horrified I gasped like I'd seen someone put ketchup on pasta but after a moment the real issue dawned on me I turned to my son and said in the calmest most therapeutic voice I could muster. Has this child seen me? Because if he had, that's a personal attack. But if he hadn't, well, that's just your standard issue playground insult. I was honestly relieved when my son said, no, he hasn't met you. Thank God. I was like, okay, great. Just a classic, impersonal fat bitch. That's totally fine.

42:47That's totally fine. Anyway, I love the pod. Me and my phone say, listen to it. And we pause it and say, is literally us. We basically take turns being the two of you. You've become part of our week and part of our delusions. So thanks for that. Keep doing what you're doing. That's Zoe from Horsham. Zoe, great message. What a fantastic email. That's hilarious. Do you know, I saw that on the train from Kirby once. These proper scallywags thinking they were all ballied up and all that. Like proper fucking wrong-uns. Giving them all that lad like for half a hundred, you know, like proper scallys.

43:18And then this lad turned around and he said basically that. He went, lads your ma's proper fat you know and the lad he went from like was that the exact quote? yeah yeah he went your ma's proper fat you know and he got off of a sack and the lad just absolutely folded and off he went from being like Mr Scouse on a very Scouse day like fucking this and that lad and he went your ma's fat you know and he went he went oh

43:46he's right lad

43:47Abbey Clancy: fucking told him that's hilarious That shout is phenomenal. What a shout. It's great. The fact, if he had met her and said that, that's a personal... Exactly right what she's saying. Yeah, she'll take it if he's never seen it. That's a bog standard mum shout. Have you ever called anyone's mum a fat bitch? No. He's never a fat bitch. I did say things about mums when I was a kid. Like what? I don't really want to say it. Yeah. I will though Your mum's a slack

44:29I don't know what it was like Where you grew up But that for me That was the standard No yeah yeah If you didn't Basically Girls don't say those things

44:37Abbey Clancy: To each other It's a cheap one I think When you haven't got anything To come back with Yeah You always revert back To your mum's a slack Every time Especially if there's no dad Obviously That's a kick in the dick Yeah when you've got nothing witty or it's always in the back of your mind at least I can go back to your mum's I'm appalled your ma sells Avon that was one that we used to say fuck off your ma sells Avon don't even know why that's bad it's just one of them I used to work with Avon thank you very much no your ma sells Avon your ma fucking sells Avon fuck off

45:18oh god that all starts from that sort of stuff stems from I remember like when you were really young like 9 or 10 my dad would have your dad yeah yeah my dad would beat your dad up 100 % he's harder million percent no way my dad would smash your dad

45:36Abbey Clancy: my dad would smash and then you go right and then you've got nothing to come back from so you just go your mum's a slag I can honestly say I've never said anything like that? Have you not? No. As I've said, this is the male bonding I'm talking about. This is the male bonding I'm talking about. I think we should leave this to the Peter Crouch podcast, to be honest. But you know, like, when you left the other day, like, we sit down and one of the lads are just saying, your mum's a slag. Go back to school. It's playground mentality. So not only were you three hours late, as soon as I walked out, you called me slag.

46:07Abbey Clancy: No, no, no. Is that what you're saying? No, you're not my mum. Enough of this nonsense now, guys. Grow up. Sorry. Grow up. Grow up, yeah. And let's help some people. Let's go, Pedro. Hi, all. I have a dilemma. I need help navigating. My boyfriend and I have been together for three and a half years. It's been fun-filled, loving relationship. There's always a how-and-a-half. We knew each other from the gym for seven years before getting together, and I finally plucked up the courage to ask him out in January 2022. Since then, we've met each other's families. Go, girl. Take the ball by the horns.

46:40Yeah, literally. We've laughed a lot and talked about each wanting a family. Great. The only thing is he is reluctant when it comes to moving in with me. We've talked about it and due to finances, moving in with me while we save for a place of our own is the most sensible idea. He currently lives with his mum. We're not young and both want the same things, so I'm not sure what's holding him back. When I've asked him, he says that he's tried moving into a partner's place in the past and it doesn't ever feel like his place. He lives with his bloody mother. I offered to redecorate together to make it feel more like his.

47:18But he also said in the past he wants to own his own place. Again, finances would be against him on this anytime soon. I don't want to waste any more time not moving our relationship forward for no good reason. So what do I do or say? Eagerly awaiting your excellent guidance.

47:37Abbey Clancy: I think, you know, it can be quite tough on a man if he wants to, he probably wants their first experience of living together for the house that they've bought together, they own together, and, you know, to make them feel, you know, masculine, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, agreed. But I think that's almost toxic masculinity in a way, do you know what I mean? I think because some of the best parts of your time together is when you're moving together, do you know what I mean? The thing is, though, if you live with your mum And your first experience of living away from your mum is straight in with a partner.

48:12I do think you have missed out on something. Sorry, actually, good point, yeah, yeah. Do you know what I mean? I'll be honest with you. I was fortunate enough to be in a position that I could buy my own house early on in my life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was 19 when I bought my first house. And, you know, flat, lovely. And I had that time to kind of just live on my own. Independence, independence. Yeah, a bit of independence. And I think that is nice.

48:33Abbey Clancy: Yeah, but I don't think he's not saying he doesn't want to live with her. He just wants to provide the house with... They want to get something together now. No, but I think also his point is that he's moved... I think at the start, he was saying that he's moved in with some people in the past, and that's kind of soured the relationship, maybe. No, he's saying he's moved in with other people and he doesn't feel like it's his house. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what I mean, yeah. He's moved in with other people and it's kind of fucked the relationship up with them.

48:55I'm just playing devil's advocate. Obviously, she's so happy in her relationship and she wants to live with him, and I get that totally. So do I. There is, from a man's point of view, I do think there is something like you just... Or even a piss. Because you've got to remember, if you move in together and you live together and you get married, that is the rest of your entire life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whereas you've got like a window of five, three, four years. Do you want to speak to me or something? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. What I'm saying today... No, I'm incredibly happy now, but what I'm saying is...

49:22No, I am, I am. And you make my house a home. Without you in it, it wouldn't be a home, genuinely. I mean that. Yeah, I... But I'm saying when I was 19 to kind of 25, there was that window of like I'm independent I live on my own

49:36Abbey Clancy: we lived together when I was you were 24 okay well do you know whatever semantics I think the point he's making isn't unfair I think but I also agree with Abby in terms of like I don't know you knew when you met Peter you must have went straight from our character to be yeah because we know Pete Tex we didn't even yeah yeah exactly but I think for a girl the kind of I know what you're saying the romance side like oh we're living together it's exciting it's you know happy families happy home you know she probably doesn't see it as emasculating and just wants to be together and think I've got a home here, move in and he probably thinks oh god I'd like to get my own house and move hair into there or get something together what about if they make a bit of a compromise and say why don't you stay with me three days a week and see how you feel very very good point Abigail, well done give him a key and say don't move in, move in but you've got a key and let's say minimum three nights a week and then because it's so It's so lovely when you're in a new relationship and you live together.

50:34That's my best part. And do you know what? As soon as you get those three days a week, it's four days a week, five days a week. Oh, go on, I'll just stay over. She's cooking your dinner. Oh, you're cooking your dinner. Whatever. Yeah. Good advice, Ab.

50:44Abbey Clancy: I loved moving in together, didn't you? When we lived together right at the start, it was probably the happiest I've ever been. You used to reflect on that a lot, when you used to do the Sopranos and cooking dinners and all that shit together in four beds. The best times, yeah. And then you got up to Duff. no because it was just well we did it right up didn't you we did I think it was you mister so I think that's the solution do you I think that's a good solution three days a week I think three days a week key to the door number four laughing yeah and then she'll she'll feel fulfilled that you know can play the happy families together the relationship and you know next one do you want to read one babe yeah okay hey guys love the pod I have a question for the panel I've been single for a year and a half and after what was probably the hardest time of my life, juggling a breakup, a new job and the passing of a family member, I have been ready to get back out there.

51:35Abbey Clancy: I've tried the apps, but nothing dense. Your self-confidence more than only matches being bald men in their 40s with a beer gut that's only enhanced by the tight Celtic or Rangers top they're wearing. They sound great to me. Celtic, not Celtic. Anyway, whilst I was in a relationship and single but not ready to date, I always went out and supported my friends in their dating efforts. but in the past year they all pretty much have met a new guy and never want to go out. There is a new bar in a nice area near where they all live that's having a singles night next week. From the promo there will be non-singles too but it's aimed at getting people off the apps and out talking again.

52:14Abbey Clancy: Hallelujah. I asked the girls if they would come with me for moral support to which they said no. It wouldn't be fair on their partner and they wouldn't like it if it was the other way around. Now I have only asked them to come and have some drinks in a place where the single to taken ratio is going to be somewhere higher hopefully I'm not asking them to cheat on their boyfriends Fuck me, they can come in a habit and bring their boys for all I care I've done similar things in the past and my ex and I were always fine about going out with our single friends Is it just me or is this a bit shitty?

52:47Abbey Clancy: P.S. It's not because it's a singles night, it's constant now We haven't been out since March I'm not sure about that if I'm honest I get like she wants to go out with the girls that's totally fine go to the pub go to a restaurant can't go to a singles night I wouldn't be impressed at all what's the difference between going to a normal bar because there's people going to singles and they're actively looking to cop off yeah and then they can just say look I'm not single I'm babe let me just rephrase this if I said to you oh yeah my mate is single and he's not got a girlfriend so I'm just going to go to his singles night tonight to help him out.

53:25Is it happening? How would you feel?

53:26Abbey Clancy: I'd be like grower. Yeah, absolutely. That's what I'm saying. You'd be even far worse than that. I wouldn't like you going to a singles night and speed dating a load of fellas. Mate, it's not happening. I know, but if you're confident in your own relationship and secure in your relationship, hang on, your head won't be turned. You take the piss out of me for having Hot Girl Fridays when I have my friends around with both all in relationships and we have a little gab. And now you're going, if you're confident and secure in your relationship, I'd let Peter go on a fucking singles night. No, I didn't say Peter could go.

53:55Abbey Clancy: I didn't say Peter could go, but I'm saying... You're not confident in your relationship then, are you? What? Well, why not? Yeah, yeah. No, I'm absolutely not. I wouldn't trust you as far as I'm absolutely doing. You're welcome to a fucking lock and key, mister. For you long shanks. I know. No, I don't like it. I don't like it. Yeah, but it's not... I would help my friend out if she... Maybe not the singles night then. Yeah. I don't think that is... Unfortunately, I get why the fellas aren't happy. With her friend. Yeah. With their wives going to singles. You never let me out with my single friends.

54:33Abbey Clancy: No. No, but you're allowed out with them. Yeah. You sure are. Not to a singles night per se event. You wouldn't let me out with girls on my own full staff. That's not true. Unless it was for lunch in your golf club. That's not true at all. That's true. That's not true. So you'd let me go to a nightclub? Go out all the time. What? No, but you don't like going out without each other. We've established this on the podcast many times. We don't go out without each other. I don't think that's it. He would not allow this. A, you're not the type of person that would allow him to tell you what to do, for starters, really.

55:00And B, he's not the type of fella who would do that. I don't think.

55:07Fair or not? He's looking at each other like... I'm waiting for you to... Catching flies to Pernius.

55:18No, you're always welcome to go out with your friends. I don't want to go to nightclubs because I don't want to go to nightclubs without you.

55:27Abbey Clancy: Ever. So are you telling me to go to nightclubs? You don't want to go. I would think that you don't want to either without me. No. Anyway, back to this woman. I think the issue is, though, her mates letting her down and not going on normal nights out. That's a different issue, I think. And that is a bit shit when you get into relationships and you're the single one and your mates start like pining off with the fellas I've had that and it is shit yeah what you need what you should do is come clean to them and say look guys I know you're all in happy relationships now but I'm not so help a sister out and come on out and have a couple of drinks with me yeah forget the singles night maybe that's a bad idea I'll go on my own or I won't go at all but let's just you know let's go and you know be like the old days and have a couple of early nights you know I think you do need to keep your relationships with your friends like forever because they are important.

56:17Like just because you've got you're in a relationship doesn't mean you can't see your friends. And you do have that, you know, that new relationship thing where you're obsessed with each other and you're only going out with each other. I get that, but no, a new relationship. No, no, no, but do you know what I mean? That is a phase. And then you can't wait to get out of the movie. And then what happens

56:35Abbey Clancy: is he's relieved when I leave. What? Relieved when I leave. You didn't say relieved. That wasn't my word. You didn't say relieved. I said ecstatic euphoric I said that hurt don't twist my words euphoric what a word what a word that is it wasn't euphoric that's in there now can I just ask you you've changed you know that can I also ask you I wouldn't necessarily want to go to a singles night if I'm the single one with competition I wouldn't want my fucking mate to go in there in the chance that they could cop off with the fit one. Do you know what I mean? I think she should just go to singles night as a singleton.

57:18Abbey Clancy: I don't know if there'll be any fit people in the singles night. That's true. All the fucking fit ones are taken out of it, really. By other fit people. But I don't think that's true, but like, you know, you might... Beauty's within the eye of the beholder. You might be like, picky. There's so many factors, I think. No, whatever. That's a generalisation. Yeah. You know, but yeah, majority arm hunters.

57:42Abbey Clancy: You're a chauvinist pig today Absolute pig You're mad You're mad I think that's enough today Before we end up with a divorce I thought we were having a good time I'm having a good time I'm just deeply hurt It's all good fun I wasn't euphoric What I was saying was, like, there is a strong special sometimes about some male bonding. I've had that my whole life. I had it every single day of my life, from 16 to 38. Do you want me to buy you a shovel so you can keep digging your hole? No, but like... And then I'll bury you in there. When I said about... I did have it my whole... I went into training, and that was...

58:27It was kind of like my... The lids. Release a little bit.

58:31Abbey Clancy: There's a bigger issue here. What is that? There's something lacking in our relationship that you... No, there's not a healthy relationship. No, no, no. From my point of view and all my friends and I care. I need a bit of that stuff. I couldn't care less about it. You need girls, Sam. You need girls, Sam. Do your own. I don't. You speak to Lucinda morning, afternoon, and night. Every single day. If Kaz lived next door to you, would you not see her all day every day? Kaz, I speak. If I cut that off to her, have I said, I speak to Kaz 30 times a day. Exactly. So she lived next door to you, you'd bloody see her all the time, wouldn't you?

59:02Roz, can I say, boys don't call each other, right? so I don't speak to a fella all day right all day but then sometimes I'll meet them for a round of golf or a beer or half a lager go and watch football or whatever it is we'll have a half a lager we'll have a half glass we'll have a half glass do you know what and then Uber lets you down and then Uber's a nightmare can I just say

59:29Abbey Clancy: this is the officially the end of this podcast goodnight and we love you all arrivederci

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