Pete’s “Midlife Crisis”? Tapas Alone, Snapchat Accusations and Brutal Nicknames

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2:16I reckon the person next to you has gone to another fit girl here, mate. and he goes, oh, you've got to create energy. He was always getting injured, so he went for the name Tampon because he was in for a week and out for three.

2:29Abbey Clancy: People don't keep Tampons in for a week, by the way. It's a couple of day thing, a day thing. We're out of our comfort zone here, mate. Straight. Staggering. Staggering about work.

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2:47Abbey Clancy: Ask me anything. Trevor. Hi guys, welcome to the Therapy Crouch Ask Us Anything with me, Abby Clancy. And me, Pete Crouch. And we've got our gaz today. Still in the hot seat. Hi guys, you alright? We're good, we're good, we're good. Pete, we've got some nicknames. I really like these. Yeah, yeah, just because I love nicknames. I haven't actually read these, but we've had some crackers over the years. I was listening to your nicknames episode on the way to work. There's a really funny one. I've read it. Have you read it? Yes. As if you're reading plans now. We've got new plans. just like because Gaz is with us he does a really nice plan doesn't he he caught my eye so I read it in bed while you were watching the match did you really yes very flattered did I not catch your eye no you didn't heavy breathing with them freaking earphones on listening to the match no thanks this is what you get mate I don't know I don't know how long you've been with your brother but this is the kind of stuff you get this is the standard you took me on date four oh you know headphones in heavy breathing absolutely not rather rather die Jetpack Joe remember Jetpack Joe what a cracker that was if you if you can't remember Jetpack Joe he's quite small he's called Joe and when he when he spoons his wife it's like a jetpack Jetpack Joe the image in my head oh phenomenal like a little jockey I should be I should be called Jetpack Ab then Jetpack Ab that's what I'm like I sometimes put you in the jetpack I quite like it when you I put your leg around me and you probably spoon me you took my leg off you last night you are like a little jetpack do you remember you took my leg off you last night sometimes you don't like my leg on you that was on the couch it would be too hot yeah I do get a bit hot sometimes oh yeah I think there's plenty of couples have this fight where the lady wants it hot and the man wants I'd like the window open I think we're on the same page with that yeah are you above sheets do you kind of want him quite out at least the leg out yeah yeah yeah and are you below sheets are you more like under the deep air I'm like a little pan of chocolate yeah wrapped up cocooned yeah cocooned in anyway it reminds me although I woke up with no pillow this morning and without you and Jack was in bed with me yeah to know why Jack he came in last night I let him get in the middle and he just kicked me non-stop and I was just like I'm not having this I woke up at 4am to Jack yeah oh well it reminds me of when i was playing golf during the week with my mate we got partnered with two random blokes on the third tee a short par three one of our newfound friends topped the ball and fell at pin high when my meet mate sorry can we just decipher that for non-golf fans what does that even mean i know this one he's gonna say the old steps yeah you know this one yeah i mean that's that's a pretty standard is that too standard do we go next one it's a pretty standard one.

5:46Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go for the next one. I don't know if you'd like that one. I think any of the golfers out there knows about the step-sister.

5:54Abbey Clancy: What's the step-sister? Or the sister-in-law. It's pretty inappropriate. Hi, Abby, Pete and R Ross. I once heard... You have to say our gaz today. I once heard a story about a fella and his nickname was, his dad's name was Ron Carney. So his mates nicknamed him Chili. Chili Ron Carney. Chili Ron Carney. Chili Ron Carney. Actually, not bad. I'd like to be called Chili. It's a cute name. I can call you it if you like. Well, like a street name, like a gang name. Yeah. You're chili. Yeah. Chili. Hi, gang. I have a colleague at work. We had chili con carne last night. I love chili con carne. I am an absolute...

6:33This is one of my favourites. The con carne. I put loads of Tabasco in it and I have rice.

6:40Abbey Clancy: I have a chocolate potato and salad. Loads of Tabasco, like proper spice. Oh, wow. Yeah, no, I've never had that. Do you have the beans in it and everything? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Do it, mate. It's cracking. Game changer. I have a colleague at work who's nicknamed Snapchat because he lasts 10 seconds.

7:00That's a shocker.

7:01Abbey Clancy: So you didn't have Snapchat anyway? How do you know how it works? Why do you find it so funny then? You don't even know how that works. You have a Snapchat and it goes away. Oh, do you now? Yeah, I do know how it works. When I was younger, a long time ago, why do you care if I've got Snapchat? I haven't got Snapchat. You asked me to be your friend the other day. Type in Snapchat and see if it's on there. I have never ever used Snapchat in my entire life. Because this guy's saying it's easy to have affairs on Snapchat. Yeah, well, there you go. Look, there's my Snapchat. Look at that. There you go.

7:35That's not logged in. That's Snapchat, but look, I've not even logged into it. Put a little code in, you get straight in there.

7:47I was watching Tottenham versus Palace the other day and my husband thought Solanke would be a great nickname for Pete.

7:56Abbey Clancy: Solanke? Have you had that one before? Good one. It's not a good nickname. Thanks for the email. Evening Clance, Carly P and Tudor Bob. Great job on the pod. I've been meaning to let you know about a guy's nickname who I used to play rugby with. He was always getting injured, so you went by the name Tampon because he was in for a week and out for three. That's disgusting. People don't keep tampons in for a week, by the way. Do you not? Don't know. You don't keep a tampon in for a week, you'd die of toxic shock syndrome. Can't even have it in for like... Is it a couple of day thing? A day thing.

8:40You don't keep the same. teach me about the human body you don't keep a tampon in for a week you have to change tampons

8:51Abbey Clancy: you have to change them like every 20 minutes hour whatever blimey that's a full on job exactly so much graft exactly Jesus Christ depends how heavy your flow is oh my god you know Guys, it's the human body. I know. Can't be repulsed. I'm not repulsed. I just do it. Yeah. It's a lot of information. It's a lot of work. Staggering. It's a staggering amount of work. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. It is. Wow. I'll tell you what's a staggering amount of work. Having a baby is worse. Oh, yeah. Oh, God, yeah. You'd rather do it, wouldn't you? If you didn't want to have a baby. That's a staggering amount of work.

9:40Abbey Clancy: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. A child is a staggering amount of work. So if you don't have... A tampon is also not contraception, Pete. I'm just throwing it out there. You stop getting your periods when you're pregnant, don't you? Yes. That's what I'm saying. Okay. So having a baby is more work than having a period. How far do you know? I don't know. I don't have either. I didn't have either. Exactly. Just to echo Gaz's point, it seems like a lot of work. It is, you men don't realise. Why are you looking at me like that? No, not at all. We're discussing, we're really out of our comfort zone.

10:19Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got from nicknames too. Okay. Okay, shall we get into some questions quickly? Hi, I recently heard you talking about going to the cinema and dilemmas that follow, and it got me thinking. I go to the cinema on my own all the time, and I feel like I'm being judged by everyone in there. It just doesn't feel socially acceptable. My question is, do you ever go to the cinema by yourself or do you think it's a slightly weird endeavour? Love the pod and please give me some film recommendations, Jenny. I have got a point. I totally get it, massively get it, going to the cinema on your own.

10:52You don't talk to anyone. You know, you watch a great film.

10:56Abbey Clancy: I'd just be scared. No, I totally get it. My mate does it. Who? And we caned him for years over it. Who? We used to do it. Yeah, we caned him. We used to say, that's so weird. You're a serial killer. Yeah, basically. And then he explained it to me and he was like... No, it makes sense. You're not allowed to talk. You go and watch a film at home on your own. Like what? But you've got all the, you know, it's a bigger screen. It's a more immersive experience. It's not a social experience, is it? No, I suppose not. What was his reasoning for going by himself? He said, I really want to see the film.

11:30I could be arsed waiting around to see if anyone can go. That's fair enough. And he's like, I've got nothing to do.

11:34Abbey Clancy: But Kaz has meals on his own. Kaz will go up for, like if she stays in a hotel on her own, like if she's travelling or whatever, she'll go down to the restaurant on her own and eat. I do that. I could never do that. Yeah, but I, because obviously when I was playing football when I was on my own, I stayed in the Belfry for three months. I know. And I just, I had lunch and dinner on my own every night. So you just get used to it and then you start really enjoying it. I used to go down when I was at Burnley, I was in hotels, I was on Norwich alone. I'll just go out I'll just go for dinner on my own and just now I just go for random I went for a tapas yesterday on my own you love a tapas who the fuck are you I've got no idea who you are you're on Snapchat I'm not on Snapchat you go and swim you go into tapas on your own all these things you don't even mention to me don't we talk about it on my podcast I'm actually gonna dump you which tapas did you go to where I record my Peter Crouch pod there's a tapas round the corner and it's like on the way in is that the one we went to John Oh, I love it in there.

12:35Yeah, we go there all the time.

12:36Abbey Clancy: I think I've been there on my own. Yeah, exactly. So good. There you go. Who are you? Those croquetas. Off the charts, right? Yeah. Because it comes so quick and it's quick little plates. It's like, can I go to a sandwich on the way home and like eat it, you know? Or I could quickly go in there, get a little tapas. And I really like, because I'm on a schedule now of my eating plan and stuff. Another red flag for an affair? I'm trying to look as good as I can for you. I'm pissed off. I am. I want to feel good. I want to look good. You know, I don't want to be good. That's a good thing. Positive steps.

13:18Abbey Clancy: Good. Okay, next question. Basically, I'm saying, do you agree with the cinema thing? I think it's fine. I think it's fine. I personally couldn't do it because I'm a wuss. I can't do anything on my own. Really? They call it self-dating, don't they? You take yourself out for like a meal for a cinema. Like a self-date. You know? I'd like a self-date at home. Like I like being on my, I'd like to get rid of Pete and the kids so I can, you know, clean up and get a bath and put my tan on and a face mask and... I do think people judge. Watch some girly shite on telly. I like that kind of thing, but I would be too scared to go out and do that.

13:56Abbey Clancy: I don't even like shopping on my own. If you call me and say I'm watching a film, I'm just going to, you know, to watch... The Everyman. yeah to watch film i would think that what the fuck yeah i think you would if i can't even go to mandarin stone the tile shop on my own i need someone with me at all times yeah you do but i'm needy yeah they said film recos you got any recos what was the one you were talking about last week it's complicated it's old that's like 20 years old it's so awful I've watched it 20 times as well but I just love it if you just want an easy watch and it's light hearted it's great we got Danny Dyer coming up on the Peter Crouch pod oh yeah we had him on the other day I was just chatting to him about the business and about Football Factory fucking love those films they're brilliant and like it's nice to be able to talk to him about what how it came about and he just said about the soundtrack in the business unreal he's just like that kind of makes a film sometimes especially those types of films.

14:57Abbey Clancy: Well, Dirty Dancing's soundtrack is phenomenal. The songs on there, that film would be nothing, not that it wouldn't be nothing, but it's iconic because of the soundtrack. And I think that's recognised as one of the biggest selling movie soundtracks of all time, Dirty Dancing. Wow, must be right up there, next to Grease or something. Yeah. I've got, you know, The New Firm, that's my favourite. I listen to that soundtrack a lot. The Firm. Oh, God. I love it is that your cup of tea yeah have a little listen on the way home I will yeah bang it on it's not the old firm with Gary Oldman it's the new firm the new firm oh my god I'll make a note please thanks mate please do if you won't honestly you'll be you'll be coming back to me going thank you so he's listening to the Fem soundtrack in between tapas SD card SD card you are having a midlife crisis me or him you well no so you know I'm just I'm at a tapas browsing through Snapchat browsing through going for a swim going for a swim listening to listening to SD card and the fam soundtrack like a baller I'm going for a cinema in the evening just to cap it off so this seems like a great place to pause and hear from our sponsors and if you're enjoying the pod please hit that subscribe button now because it really really helps us

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18:05Abbey Clancy: Okay, so we recently asked viewers to send in their holiday dilemmas. You know, the things you and your partner disagree about when it comes to booking a holiday. And well, it was quite enlightening. Yeah, thanks to everyone who sent them in. It was good for us to see that we're not the only ones who have the odd disagreement about where we're going to go on holiday. No, I've told you, we don't do holiday disagreements anymore because you just go with whatever I say. Okay, well, if we ever did happen to not see eye to eye when it came to booking a holiday, as unrealistic as that may sound, then at least we know exactly who to turn to.

18:37Abbey Clancy: Absolutely. And you know what, Pete? I couldn't agree more. And the answer is, of course, Tui. Whatever sort of couple or family you are, they have the holiday to suit you. Just say, for example, one of you wanted to lie by the pool all day and for some unexplained reason the other one wanted to get a few rounds of golf in then they'll find you options which tick both boxes Not only that, TUI are great at finding your holiday first, you want to tick off if you're looking to explore a new country or just do a new activity for the first time like I like doing when I'm away and TUI, they'll have you covered TUI, you pick, they sort it Book and T's and C's apply, Atoll and Abda protected Okay, Abbey go on holiday with the kids again anytime soon.

19:17They really struggle with the pain in their ears on the flight, even when we give them earplugs. It's something I've never struggled with personally. Is this the same with your kids and any tips?

19:27Abbey Clancy: Yes, Liberty has suffered with her ears for years. Like as a baby, she was like constant ear infection. She had to get grommets, didn't she? And her adenoids out. And she really suffers on the plane. I think the best tip is to pop your ears. But a lot, Some kids don't like to do it at all. They struggle with that, don't they? Yeah. And if they're really young, they might not know how to do it. Yawning is a good one. If you've got a baby, I'd always give them a bottle on takeoff and landing because the swallowing, the swallowing. Suck on a sweet, chewing gum, do that. Yawd. Do you know what's lucky about Oz?

20:04We've had four children. Oh, you got me. You got me, Yawd. He's just caught out of it. If you don't yawm

20:08Abbey Clancy: when someone yawns, you know what it means? You're just like that. Mind over matter, isn't it? Just too strong. You've done well there, Pete, yeah. Some resilience to the oar on there. It means you're psychopaths. I heard that as well, yeah, I've heard that. It can't be proven. Exhibit A. We've had four kids and they've not been screamers on a plane, any of them? No. You do get a screamer, don't you? You know when you get a screamer on a plane? But I feel for the parents. You can't... It's not anyone's fault. No. No, but I'm just saying we were just lucky to draw. We were just lucky. Yeah, but our kids have always been really good at sleeping as well and, like, good in restaurants-ish.

20:52Yeah, they are. They are good. They're good kids, that's why.

20:55Abbey Clancy: Yeah, they are. Very good. You always moan about them, complain about them, not you, but us. But, you know. We hate them, but actually they're really nice. No, they are great, aren't they? They are good ones. Yeah, they are. No. I think, you know. Lib wrote a song about Bambi. Have you actually sang it to you? No. so she's like mum I've written this song about she's got a new little dog Bambi so I was like Lib I can't believe you wrote this it's amazing she said oh I didn't write it actually I just typed into chat GPT can you write me a song about a little white fluffy dog and put it to oh my god is it amazing yeah I saw the little and she's like like a cloud you've peered in my life and all that and it's like beautiful she's singing it for me that's lovely I was quite I was disappointed that she used ChatGPT instead of writing it herself yeah it's a shame I saw she she drew you a picture of you on the horse I know that's cute wasn't it yeah Enzo we love you mummy I saw that beautiful little thing I saw it on the table she leaves me love letters you know those things you get like that yeah oh yeah yeah yeah she made me one of them yesterday and everything is like mum do you know how much I love you mum do this three times and then I get three hugs and then I get three kisses and then it's I wish I'm going to be you when I'm older mummy it's just I was like crying playing the game it's phenomenal it's an angel isn't it Jack's doing well at the moment as well the other night I put him to bed and I sometimes put a little light bit and then Ninja I'll go on for 10-15 minutes so he can watch that and then he said to me dad can I watch the Champions League match no way what did you just say son tear rolling down your eye at the end I want the Champions League match and I was like oh my god swelling up proudest moment you're going to watch you're going to watch the match about me it's not going to make me I don't have to force you to watch it he was like no I just want to I just want to watch the game he loved the Fulham match it was Barcelona and Laminio Mal was obviously one of his favourites yeah of course Laminio Mal I was so buzzing who's Laminio Mal the young Barca player Spanish winger young lad kids love him he's I thought Southampton were, was it Southampton?

23:15Abbey Clancy: Yeah. Southampton were the great side. She's still all over the Fulham game, isn't she? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All over the Fulham. Number 18 was good. Yeah, they've got some good players, Southampton. I love Reid from Fulham. Harrison Reid, one of your favourites. Yeah, I just liked his style. He was tidy, wasn't he? Tidy player. Like his physical style, like the way you could see he's been doing a load of them ones. Doing the ballet. it's like his top off twists on his legs do you know what I mean I thought he had a nice touch I did I liked him I like we should get a little game for you to watch and just analyse it and see who you like I thought the boys with the socks down were disrespectful I didn't like it disrespectful yeah I just thought I was like you're not playing basketball honey yeah you're playing football pull your socks up literally literally pull your socks up yeah I don't like that that shouldn't be allowed it's not the etiquette yeah definitely didn't have any I think I'm with you on that yeah kind of trivialises it ever so slightly doesn't it yeah it's just like it's too super casual yeah but it's almost like no fucks given yeah and I didn't like it yeah no I like it where you coming from it's almost like his shoelaces are untied yeah yeah I know what you mean and he had a baggy of shirt and I was thinking tuck that in still in mom mode isn't she yeah it's just like how dare you and then they all had the shirt out okay all right well that's good yeah your little football take i like that go on but those south ampton fans bloody they brought it yeah they were so loud they were buzzing for it yeah FA Cup's a different kind of atmosphere to you know a Premier League game or something like that FA Cup there is something special about the atmosphere they did not stop singing and they bring more fans you know so normally they'd be in the corner but they had the whole end because you get more fans for FA Cup games which is good I love that ground it's fabulous it's beautiful are you a Fulham fan?

25:23no but I went I went that same game you were working it was there it was there it was the hospitality unbelievable and the river's just there behind you how gorgeous is that when you leave

25:29Abbey Clancy: we're watching like all the rowers on the water. It was just good. But you know, they do things all week long. Yeah, my mate's got an office around the corner and he goes for lunch in that stand. The food was incredible and also they do like roller discos for the kids and stuff like that. Really? So I was like, can you give me a list of all the things they do? And they do comedy nights there. Yeah. So they're trying to take like full advantage of using it like throughout the week. Is it true you could be like a member there or something? I'm not sure. I think so. It was like a members club or something.

26:01Yeah. But it's, you know, it sounds amazing.

26:04Abbey Clancy: I was watching people having cocktails, like trying not to vomit in my oyster because we were so hungover. Like I had like mint tea and that's all I could stomach. Yeah. But yeah. Well, okay. Hi, Abby and Pete. Lovely to listen to the podcast while I revise. Helps me get through the exam season. Do our children want to listen to this? Is this okay? It's beauty and stuff, isn't it? Is this okay? You need a big part of our list of the base. Oh. Yeah. A-levels, that kind of thing. A-levels? Yeah, it was all above board. Nothing on Sir Ward. I think. Basically, she says, who is the best celebrity you've ever met and who is a big inspiration to you?

26:48It'd be great to know who you look up to and admire like we do, the both of you.

26:53Abbey Clancy: Well, I look up to Peter Crouch. Emily from Sussex. Shout out to Emily. the new breed of listener the new breed well Stevie Wonder was pretty spectacular to meet him that was amazing didn't he say you had good energy he said I had great energy he said you had good energy energy when was this? it was when I was going on Jonathan Ross years ago it's another fit girl here mate and he goes you got great energy

27:27imagine that

27:28Abbey Clancy: which is terrible we've met some incredible people in our time he did say you had great energy though didn't he what did you say back to that can you remember thanks Stevie yeah oh my god that's probably what I did say we've met loads of great people you know just being like guests on the podcast or from the podcast I did like from all different walks of life yeah doing the podcast stuff obviously like we had Rod Stewart Elton John Prince William was incredible like me and those people like being across those people had been absolutely amazing yeah he was lovely Prince William when I met him yeah like football wise I think Les Ferdinand we had him on recently oh my god he was someone that I looked up to when I was a kid and someone that helped me when I was playing football like kind of he was quite inspirational I would say Big Les yeah Big Les Sir Les Sir Les I knew he had something before his name yeah that's nice you met Thomas Tuchel the other day didn't you yeah you thought he was really handsome shut up shut up she keeps saying it to me he's really handsome I said he's so handsome and Pete played paddle with him and come home and he went babe see what you mean yeah he's so nice he's really good looking is it his eyes or something or is it dreamy eyes what's the vibe is it a dreamboat it's a dreamboat that's what you said he's a dreamer I said it in private

29:01Abbey Clancy: even Anthony Barry said he was gorgeous he's a good looking man was he any good at paddle? yeah very good really efficient very good because he's tall is he? very he doesn't come across that way on telly I don't know why oh yeah he is he's got something about him but I think you know if you're an England manager you've got to have something about you haven't you? yeah we've had some interesting ones on the way haven't we? meeting wise celebrity wise people that you know quite inspirational people yeah just being out and stuff like in the wild it's quite nice meeting people isn't it it's nice to be with people in the wild Ed Sheeran's a good one yeah I met Mickey Rourke didn't I I'm not out that was good what was that like yeah he was I don't really like saying who I've met like a bit of a dweeb like a name dropper name dropper oh you've been asked directly I'm keeping mine in I'm keeping mine locked in I'm going to say the biggest my idol is you and I look up to you no that's nice because I physically do she don't want to grass anyone up no okay hello Clance and Cardi P what's the correct etiquette for using someone else's bathroom is it windows open fan on emergency escape plan love the pod what's the I presume it's obviously number two in someone's house it's just a no what you just don't go no I had to go in the airport the other day right and and I went in there and there's it was only it was in the lounge there's like three toilets two were urinals two two are busy and one I went in and then but it was it was a double women and men so then I heard someone and then I heard someone so then there was two women now in in the I could hear them talking did you get I don't think they share toilets in the lounge yeah i think you were just in the girls no it had man and woman on it i don't cruise around women's airport toilets me dad did that me dad was me dad was in a service station pet uh service station that's what they're called yeah yeah and he went he was dying for the loo so we went into the loo and obviously in service stations there's like loads there's loads of toilets in a room so my dad was washing his hands and he said a guy walked into the cubicle and walked out and went oh and my dad went i just did that meaning walked in and walked out oh meaning he walked in and went oh yeah and the guy thought the guy thought my dad had done the deed in the toilet yeah and and was horrified like ran away from my dad thinking he's like but if that the dad's gone i've just done that and he You dirty bastard.

31:48Abbey Clancy: Yeah. I mean, Dad was like, no, no. I mean, I've just kicked the door open. That's amazing. But yeah, so the end. So what, like, I think that one's, that one's a dodgy one because, you know. Bad enough, I think, if just there's a fellow weight. Imagine if there's a fellow weight and you go in and you're unloading in there. Toilet etiquette. Leave it. Window's got to be opened. No, leave it how, leave it how you found it. Leave it how you found it. If it's not smelling very good, the window obviously has to be opened. I don't really like this. You can't have a skin on the back either. You need to like...

32:24No pebble dashing. You can't leave it like Bran's hat.

32:27Abbey Clancy: No pebble dashing. No pebble dashing. No silverstone. Well, this feels like a beautiful place to maybe... Wrap up the pod, don't you? All right, well, yeah. Can we wrap up on that one? Yeah, I suppose we can. You know? Yeah. be courteous of other people's things. Leave as you found it, or in some people's houses, leave it better than you found it. Yeah. Can't stand a dirty toilet. Says us with our cat litter tray in ours at the moment. Yeah, keeps pissing in a downstairs toilet. On the floor. Yeah. Oh, fuck's sake. Yeah, so we have to put the litter in there and she just pees next to it. She's incontinent, she's dying.

33:06Abbey Clancy: Oh, God. I know, it's terrible, so we let her off. But yeah, on that note. We'll both get there at some stage. We'll move. I'm being continent and dying. Well, you went with all your swimming. No, but that's it. That's what I'm trying to prolong it. That's what I'm trying to prolong it. Okay, folks, keep them common. We love your questions. And yeah, we'll see you next week. See you next time. Ask me anything. Sure, bye.

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