#2889 Next Gen NYC S1E2: War of the Nepo Babies

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3:36Ben Mandelker: Let's do it. Well, episode two in the books, kind of an interesting one because it felt like in the beginning. think it felt like the pilot all over again it was like they're reintroducing us to the same characters and i was like that's that's kind of funny i felt like the pilot was like the sizzle reel and now they're like let's do the pilot over again just one more time but then and i was like a little concerned i was like why are they doing this there were a lot of silly things a lot of silly graphics on camera you know i was like uh-oh but then it like it like it figured itself out and then like the second half i was totally invested yeah like they did the pilot and then they waited for a really long time and then came back to shoot some more to start and had to kind of start over and give Ava a bigger role.

4:19And then they made it seem like, um, Ariana, I guess she didn't meet anybody last week if we think about it, but did they add her later and then try to blend her in or what? What do you think?

4:30Ben Mandelker: Yeah. They're like, they're like, Ariana's like the new kid on the block. Like how's she going to fit in to New York? Cool kids. But then they were like, No, we have to have her in the pilot. So then they added her into the pilot as well. I don't know. I don't know what happened, but it was weird because it's like she was a last minute addition or something. But now we get the Ariana coming to New York story. And we get what this show is really going to be about, which is New York bred Nepo babies fighting reality TV Nepo babies. And then the New Yorkers, which is kind of true about New York. I found when I lived there.

5:06You know, when you're from New York, it's like, I'm from here. Where are you from? And so they don't take kindly to outsiders. But unfortunately, the outsiders are the one that brought your thirsty New York born asses a TV show. So what are you going to do?

5:21Ben Mandelker: And what one Nepo baby doesn't realize when he's like looking down at another Nepo baby is that that Nepo baby that he's looking down on is the heir to like a fast food fortune. So he doesn't even realize what he's going up against. He's rich as in your dad, probably. he's the sex he's he's like a billionaire so yeah sorry sorry your fake sars guard ass out of our way because sorry going for the grovin kid josh also sorry you brought on a friend who's way hotter than you and has an only fans i love how only fans has become a thing now that's like a social boon when people are like yeah he has an only fans dad it's like a big deal someone posted on twitter today there was like a picture of was it what's your name again eva the the daemon dash's daughter yeah eva dash yeah eva and amira and then some other like model types and someone said and i don't know if this is true or not but someone said that um like two or three of the models in the photo they dropped out of the show and they found out that like gia and ariana were coming on board i was like oh you guys are i'm not saying that like listen you know i understand Kim Zolciak, Teresa, they are you know, they're dumpster fires.

6:35Ben Mandelker: However, like you have to get over yourselves here a little bit okay? Let's not act like you are some special hot stock in New York that can't be tarnished with the Zolciak kid or like Gio Judas. Get over yourselves. Yeah, you're all trashy reality stars. Like please models, the models especially shut up. You're a fucking model. Be glad you got a job. Get over here. You're going to eventually crave ice cream like the rest of us one day. So you better get your money in order now. Yeah, exactly. Enjoy having your career stall out. So that was another interesting thing that happened was Ava is a model model.

7:13She's like a, I don't know, like high fashion model. And you see the high fashion model kind of kissing the TikTok model's ass. And that's another thing that like high fashion models usually are like, ooh, influencers, gross. I'm a real model. but she's like wow Amira is like a serious influencer she's badass I want to be more like her one day and I'm like the whole world is topsy turvy these reality kids are you surfing the New York born and breds and the runway models are kissing the ass of the tic tac

7:43Ben Mandelker: the breath mint models Amira's like I just landed a tic tac campaign it's amazing Ariana gives us some more of her backstory she goes for like my 10th birthday my mom got me this like taxi snow globe because I used to collect snow globes and I have literally shook that taxi snow globe for 10 years and prayed to God to get me to New York, get me to New York. And I would have shaken it again this morning, but my mom sold it. So it's unfortunate. She actually like emptied it, dried it all out, snorted the snow and all that's left is like a crashed taxi with glass all over it. My hands were bleeding.

8:24What was that? So she's like, yeah, I've been dreaming of coming to New York. And then we see her on the subway and it's, you know, she's like, oh my God, we hear horror music as guys rub up against her.

8:34Ben Mandelker: Are they just going to show that footage every week? Every week, they're just going to show her getting on that same subway train, being pushed to the side and be like, oh my God, this is crazy. This was not in the snow globe. She's like, I'm here. I'm perfect for New York. Like my mom already taught me how to do it. I've already got the mouth for it. And then we see a flashback to Kim being like, fuck, I don't want to fire. Yeah. And then we got to Riley and she's like, moving from Atlanta to New York is really tough and the city's hectic. So I moved to Brooklyn because it's like more calm and you have an actual community.

9:03Ben Mandelker: And it's been like five years I've been here. And like, I don't know, a lot of people just use like whoever to get further, which is different from L.A. And I just feel like people actually care about each other here, here in Brooklyn. It's special. What you don't realize is people were also using you in Atlanta. they just all seem like family because you've known them since you were a little kid I know have you met Todd so now we cut speaking of Atlanta we now cut to Georgia the person not the place and so Georgia Charlie Dylan and Shy are drinking Oyster Bay and Georgia's like I mean like this is basically like hair of the dog at this point oh my god I was so drunk last night I went to this amazing house party and it was held at Linda Lavin's Gravestone.

9:52Ben Mandelker: It was very fresh but we all had a great time. It was a rave for Linda Lavin. Anybody watch Alice? They're like, no, what's that? She's like, oh my god, what are you, children? They all do look like children holding those wine glasses. They're all like sitting around trying to be classy with wine glasses but they're all holding them slightly awkwardly. They're like, I love this wine. Don't you love this wine? I was like, oh children. When you're real adults, you'll be drinking it out of your own personalized bottles. It's like the rest of us. Yes. So they're like, wow, Georgia, like you lost your phone.

10:24Ben Mandelker: And Charlie's like, yeah, you were like fucked up, but then you end up, you wind up composing yourself. That's I guess because you're like a real New Yorker. And so he talks about how Georgia, he and Georgia were standing by the elevators at the end of the last episode. And Riley was being so, Georgia said Riley was being so mean about the handwashing. I'm like, you don't get to play the victim here. You are not washing your hands after the bathroom and after touching shoes. And you are the aggressor here. You are not the victim. They were being mean to her. Those girls were all being mean to her about her hand washing.

10:57I mean, listen, you can be like, it's gross not to wash your hands. Don't touch me. But like still laugh about it. But they got really like, like we're pointing at her like, she don't like her. They were kind of being mean. I mean, do I think you should wash your hands? Of course. But they were mean. Yeah.

11:11Ben Mandelker: But like Georgia starts to she starts to slide into like the microaggressions. She was being so scary. She was being so scary about it. I was like, okay, settle down, Jeremy McDermface. Okay, how about you get some Purell, and then we can discuss this. And then we see a clip of it where they're waiting for the elevator, and they're like, wow, look at her. She's getting really pissed. And then you see her, and she looks like she's going to fight. She's spying on them, like, how can I ruin their lives with the best party on fucking Earth? i'm gonna throw a rave in the seinfeld diner and she's not invited so um i really want to be diplomatic about this you guys get that party for diplo it was huge it was huge yeah um so uh then you know charlie's saying how georgia was like blackout and like you know and she's like you're right i'm gonna confront riley on a different day when i'm not blackout so she says charlie's been a really good friend like historically he's been a really good friend and i've just like never met anyone like you charlie he's like really i'm flattered i guess i've never met anyone quite like you either really you haven't you haven't met bags of dicks living off their dad's money with no ambition of their own bragging like they actually did something in the world and acting better than everybody else for no reason like for literally no reason i have a feeling that you've met plenty of people like that.

12:38They're all over the place. So George

12:43Ben Mandelker: is like, I like Charlie too. Can I just say I like Charlie? I don't care what anybody says. Yeah, I think he's a little douchebag and I can't wait to see his ass get kicked into gear. But I feel like Charlie's got a sadness about him. And I'm a sucker for a boy with some sadness. Like I think he's genuinely sad. He looks like a not happy person. So, you know, I want to fix him. In a happy way, not a sexual away but i want to be like honey it's okay you don't have to be like your daddy the whole point is just to learn to say fuck you dad and do better things you know he has an emotionally distant father and you know he will never get the approval of his father because his father is also his father is not only emotionally distant but his father's also like a silver fox kind of and he kind of looks like a investment banker meets roger federer meets you know gray hair and that means that that dad is probably has a very active social life and it's just not going to pay attention to his son whatsoever and charlie will always be seeking the attention and the love of his father he's just never going to get it he's never going to be as successful as his father never have the same business instincts and quite frankly probably won't be as attractive as his father when he gets older and charlie has to live with that so yeah i guess there is some sadness i love daddy issues yay charlie i'm your hero i'm a charlie stan there i said it so he's uh he's like yeah me and georgia like we're like real close so and she's like oh my gosh um he goes you can finish my wine too just wash your hand use it to wash your hands she goes oh my god i'm never gonna live that down i swear like i feel like it's really hard to read riley because like when she recoiled i just couldn't read her i was like are you being serious are you not being serious i mean we were drinking too so maybe that's why it is like maybe it was just that dylan's like yeah riley she's really thorny at first and she like tests people and it's like the same thing with me but like no I love that and George's like honestly respect respect also I'd like to add to that facts he's so for real right now she gets mad but she's like whatever they probably didn't mean it anyway right respect I respect her so then Dylan's like yeah well she did threaten to punch me when we first met she goes oh my god under what circumstances so then we see Riley and the producer is like did you threaten to punch Dylan and she She goes, I didn't really want to punch him in the face, but like he was mad because I met him outside at the door at the box.

15:01We beefed, but we were there with 10 guys and you can't go anywhere in New York with 10 guys for free.

15:07Ben Mandelker: So, yeah, she was like, Riley, please let me in. I'm stuck out here with Lexi Woods dad. OK, please get me into the box. Yeah. Tiffany's like, I'll line your lips for it, honey. so dylan is talking to georgia and he's and georgia's like you know it was like nothing i said or did resonated i was kind of like catching glances from like riley and gia like the whole night reality star nepo babies oh my god how disgusting it must be to be someone on a reality show am i right guys and shy who's kind of the bimbo of the group he's like so which one's gia Reagan and Dylan, who I think is the gay OnlyFans model guy, right?

15:48I think he's gay. I don't know if he's gay. I'm assuming he's gay.

15:51Ben Mandelker: I felt like he might be gay, and they sort of alluded to it, but it was never explicitly mentioned, but I think he is. Yeah, I can't tell. He's got good chemistry with Shia, though, whatever's going on there. And he's like, oh, my God, yeah, have you seen that video, like, waking up in the morning, thinking about so many things? And she goes, oh, my God, that voice, that audio piece, oh, my God, I've seen it. What an amazing installation. Was that her? I was thinking that we should probably like do a really cool multimedia interactive, like Gia Judai singing the song thing at the Frick. But we invite Diplo.

16:24Ben Mandelker: I would love that. And Dylan's like, yeah, I love it. But like, it's like a TikTok thing for people who are struggling, you know, like it's like sad in full context. And like, I mean, you see, and it doesn't look sad, but it like is sad. It does look sad. It's a little girl sobbing, singing a song she wrote on her phone badly. What's not sad about it out of context? Yeah, we call those kind of things Charlie's. Just sort of sad in context. So Dylan is like, it's actually a good song. It's like, okay, so maybe he is gay. So cut to Gia and Teresa walking down the streets. And Teresa's like, I don't like your jeans.

17:03Ben Mandelker: I like the mom. I don't like them. It's just not enough acid washing them, I guess, for Teresa. Yeah, so Brooks and Meredith are together waiting for these two bozos. And Brooks is like, Gia and I had fun the other night. What did you do, honey? I don't know if you heard, but like, you know how like Charlie went on a date with Chloe? I was like, oh my God, she's not doing this again. Fucking A, Brooks. Jesus Christ. Here we go with Brooks again. And then he texted me like, maybe I'll meet you out if I'm not in bed with your sister or whatever. and Meredith's like, excuse me, you can't leave. Is this not the family whose father figure motorboated a cake of Whitney Rose's boobs?

17:51Ben Mandelker: I can't believe how inappropriate Charlie's being. So, he's like, yeah, I was like, ew. And long story short, I asked him to talk outside. I don't know, it's like, he makes it sound like this devastating thing that happened. And then guess what? We talked outside. And then I told him, catch me outside. But I didn't really know what it means. I just remember it from TikTok. I said, Charlie, are we going to crash out about this right now? Have you ever had a friend date your sister? He's like, thankfully not. But I can imagine it would have pissed me off. I didn't mean to disrespect you or her. Don't fuck with my sister.

18:34Ben Mandelker: Yeah, okay. That's the energy I need. I like when people, you know, talk down to me and make me realize I'm a piece of shit. It's like being, it's like hanging out with my dad. Okay, cool. So we're straight. Yeah. You need to be sure to stick up for yourself. He's like, we'll talk about it later. And by later, I mean, I'm going to say all of this again in five minutes. So now G and Teresa walk in and Teresa's like, hi. And they're talking about their moms, how they get along. You guys should come scan the winter. I don't know about skiing. I don't know about it. There's two whites in there, right?

19:14Oh, Aprey ski. I didn't know she skied. Huh? Aprey Winfrey, she skis?

19:24So, Teresa, dumb as ever. So, they get their order taken, and the waitress is like, okay, we have some taro root cocktails. And she's like, huh? She goes, yeah, I thought I'd love to talk cocktails. I was like, I thought you were saying terrible. It did sound like she was saying terrible. I have to. Yeah. I have to give Teresa credit on that one.

19:46Ben Mandelker: So my mom and I have been friends with Teresa and Gia for like the past three years. And like Gia, she's been like my walking stick for navigating what it's like to have a mom as a housewife. She's not my mouthpiece, but she is my walking stick. I'm like, what sort of Mr. Potato Head is Brooks assembling with Gia? I'm gonna attach Gia here. Yeah, Gia's giving him advice on how to deal with it. She's like, yeah, Brooks asks, how do you deal with the backlash? Like, I literally ignore it. Like when I see a hate comment, I don't even read it. I just like delete it. Like I don't block up cause it'll mess up my follow account.

20:26Ben Mandelker: I cut to Teresa and she's just waving at the cameraman. Hi, he's on my show. It was actually really cute. So Gia is like, oh, did you tell your mom what happened the other night? Oh my God, we were just talking about it. What happened? Okay, are you ready for this? Here's what happened. This guy, Charlie, went on a date with Brooks's sister and he texted me and he said, come meet us out after our date unless your sister and I are already back in my place. Can you even believe it? Hold on. Can we get that waitress who said tarot taco like terrible taco? Okay. Hey, waitress. this guy Charlie he texted us and was like hey I'm gonna go have sex with your sister isn't that terrible I mean right Teresa's like oh really cause like in my culture we would have said it yeah okay well maybe you could go back with Chloe if she ain't in my place that's kind of creepy whatever live your life wait I wanna make Teresa mad yeah and Brooks is like basically I explained to him it rubs me the wrong way and he was like saying Gia's my mouthpiece and then we flashback to Gia being his mouthpiece basically and him being like why are you his mouthpiece so Brooks is saying yeah like Riley said I'm too nice I should have ate him up but like you know like my mouthpiece was talking so I didn't have to do anything it's time for a commercial it's time for a Crappens commercial You know those pieces in your closet, Ronnie, that you find yourself wearing on repeat?

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24:41Ben Mandelker: That's 50 % off your first year at Monarch.com with code CRAPPINS. So the producer's like, Brooks, is Gio your mouthpiece? well how do I say I can't say it how I want to say it Gia's like okay well you could just be like I wouldn't say Gia's my mouthpiece but she chimes in when needed okay I wouldn't say that Gia's my mouthpiece but she chimes in wait now you guys are going to edit this together so I'm literally repeating what she just told me to say I'm like you did just literally repeat what she told me to say I died that was so funny well you know what your sister always going to have your back I mean Gia's always going to have your back All right, she's always gonna have your back.

25:22And Meredith's like, I am fiercely protective of my sister. She will not ever cut a lemon without my family's hands on it.

25:32Ben Mandelker: If I make a white bean salad, it's going to my sister first. So then Brooks is like, yeah, I'm not good with confrontation. And Teresa's like, yeah, you know what? I go to a hundred zero so quick. It's gonna be full things. when i get angry watch out yeah like when my mom gets angry like same she rarely does but like when she does i like run like she theresa rarely gets angry rarely so uh then we go to brooks and meredith in a confessional and he's like i just wish i was more assertive because like since you became a housewife like i had to get my head around commentary and stuff and like i don't I keep being like that, you know.

26:16And then we see a flashback to Meredith asking Jen Shaw if she liked a comment referring to Brooks as a sissy bitch.

26:28Ben Mandelker: Facing backlash that I did, like, made me feel so insecure and, like, worthless. It's, like, so hard to come into your own. It's, like, difficult enough, but let alone when thousands of people are weighing in on it and giving their unsolicited opinions about someone they've seen for five minutes on a TV show, it just cuts deeper, which is why I've chosen to be on more reality TV.

26:50So then they start eating and she is like, mom, I told you about the girl that doesn't wash her hands, right? She's like, oh my God, what? She's like, yeah, like I'm with Riley, like go to the bathroom. Like these girls were like, okay, we're going to come to you. And then like they come out of the stall and Riley's like, are you going to wash your hands? and the girl goes, wait for it. No, I don't wash my hands. Can you believe that?

27:20Ben Mandelker: That is awful. So Gia's like, yeah, she was like, listen, I'm from the Upper East Side and like I grew up touching worms and putting my hands on my face. And they're trying to make this funny bit about like Teresa getting mad. It doesn't really work. So Brooks is like, she's actually from the Upper West Side. I mean, the same thing. I was like, oh my God, that is so gross. like brooks you gotta tell him to wash his hands it's actually not the same thing and i'm surprised brooks said that because she's like yeah she's from the upper east side no a girl from the upper east side washes her hands a girl from the upper west side you believe it because that's more of an artsy hippie kind of rich you know where they're like yeah like germs like only create stronger germs guys we should be thankful for like i believe that coming from the upper west I feel like for Brooks anyone over like 45th street he's like they're just old and stupid so it doesn't matter what side of the island they're on so now we go to Charlie's apartment Charlie and Dylan's apartment and there's like weed hanging around because that's their thing like especially Dylan he's always like gotta smoke a joint guys I smoke joints I'm cool so it's like yeah but you know like it's hard living with Charlie cause like he just says the maids are gonna pick it up dude you gotta be clean okay it's just like used to maids cleaning everything so like personal standards bro let's find out about dylan's i was born in chicago i grew up very blue collar yeah mma when i was nine started wrestling in like fifth grade state champion top 50 blue collar i used to wrestle with pipes actual pipes who enrolls their child in mma at nine i understand doing like karate or whatever but like they show pictures of this kid it's like some 10 year old kid and he's his nose is all puffy his face is all but it's getting his ass kicked my god so he's like yeah i've always just made money on the internet youtube snapchat twitch you now you porn green porn l porn wrestler porn anyway most of my money these days comes from only fans uh definitely does not come from this show thanks for not putting me on the on the poster for this show thanks a lot bravo even though I'm hands down the hottest person on the show.

29:36Ben Mandelker: Yeah. Thanks for putting shy on the poster. Yeah. You put shy on the poster and not this guy. This guy's the hottest guy on the cast and you guys are like not going to try to use him to get eyeballs on the show. Come on, Bravo. So they ask how his friends make money. He's like, I don't know. Shaw, dude. I know. Shaw. And he's like, yeah, Charlie. I don't know. I don't think Charlie even makes money. Well, maybe he's like trust fund. Good for him, bro. Good for him. You want to join? So then we cut to Charlie in his dad's apartment. And his dad is like so stereotypically like investment bank financier father who has a cold and frosty relationship with his son and who like substitutes money for emotional support.

30:21Ben Mandelker: And he's like, so hello, how was your crypto trading going? He's like, my Bitcoin dropped 20%. So like or something like that. And he's like, hmm, well, very nice. You're a failure you're now so uh dylan he's like buying hold is not a trading strategy charlie it's an investment strategy and dylan's like yeah like i think he like it's an allowance or like it's like got a trust fund i don't know like maybe he shouldn't be working who cares and charlie's like yeah i grew up on the upper east side where my whole life was about being cool and being rich and didn't lindsey lohan so anwar his dad is like we should also look uh we'll also book your ticket to Greece.

31:01Ben Mandelker: What happened last year? Because I went with Unach last year. He's like, yeah, well, I don't think I was invited. Also, who's Unach? Oh, your new mother. Oh, okay. It goes classic. He's like, Unach is my favorite. Sorry, you didn't get to invite and left it up to Unach. He's like, yeah, so I guess it's just confirmed on camera. Deep down, I know I'm your favorite, right, Dad? He goes, oh, do you? All right. Well, perception is reality, so it's all about how you feel. Stupid. I guess Unarg is his sister. So Charlie's like, yeah, my dad is a very good father, but like not a great dad. Like when I say he's a good father, I mean, he made sure that we all had, you know, fucking food on the table, bro.

31:41Ben Mandelker: But we didn't have like, I don't know, relationship where I felt all that comfortable, you know, talking to him and emotional nonsense. He would make it worse, honestly. I mean, like cut to Unarg being like, my dad and I talk about things emotionally every single day and he's very invested in my life. And when I have a hard day, He is he's drops everything and comes to me. Yeah. Well, I have a feeling Charlie was doing cocaine in like the second grade. So, like, a lot of times parents are just emotionally distant and that's the parents fault. But a lot of the times people are seeking approval from their parents without doing anything to approve of.

32:12And I feel like Charlie Charlie falls in that category. Like, if you want your dad to respect you, do something that's fucking respectable, not taking his money and investing it in fucking Bitcoin. You loser. Yeah, exactly.

32:25Ben Mandelker: So then Ava is talking to us and she's like, I think like, what'd you say? Still love you now. I don't know. I'm not, I'm not a Charlie stand just yet. Ava's like, I think that like, um, oh, sorry. Now we cut to Amira and Ava going in the park and Amira's like, I'm going to be like, so dead ass with you. I don't really walk around the city. I don't really stroll like let alone in nature or a park. I'm like more of a hop in an escalade step out here. Perfect. Walk in the door. Dead ass. Ava and I, we've been like friends dead ass for a couple of years now. And we do a lot of the same work facts, even though it's like very different.

33:07Ben Mandelker: Cause she's more of tradition model and I'm more content creators slash model. Yeah. So we find out Ava's like amazed with her tick talking. She's like, I need to be more like that girl. and she's like oh my god there's like a bug in my shoes she's oh my god yeah we are not nature girlies so they start talking about the hermes party and amyra's like yeah i couldn't do it had dinner with kevin's mom he might go he might be we might go home to dallas that week it's it's amazing never brought a boy home so yeah i'm like dating this guy kevin sweetest boy ever dead ass this is my first serious relationship and um ava's like well so what's your dad's vibe like you know because my dad for example like the first time he met my boyfriend my dad came out hot he was like do you love her are you marrying her and mir's like oh my god like no my dad does not give that same energy he's more like chill i feel like so um then we see ava has a new boyfriend and um His name is Hook.

34:19He's like the best part of a song. Oh, people were getting on us for not mentioning that Ava Dash was dating Diana Jenkins' son on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. We saw her on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, like sitting on a couch with the son.

34:32Ben Mandelker: Oh, I'm sorry that I did not remember that very important thing. But you're right. I totally forgot about that. I was reminded and I was like, yeah, I don't care. And wasn't his name Anwar? I don't know. I blocked that all off. I'm not impressed when people just date someone famous as their resume. I don't get that. So Ava, so I don't care, in other words. I'll let Ava stand for herself. So Ava's like, well, we did say that I love you. And so that's a huge deal. She goes, oh, my God, period, bitch, period, right? Love you. Love you. Love, love. I love, love. I'm obsessed with love. Not nature, though.

35:13Ben Mandelker: fuck nature okay my love yes now the convo moves on to charlie they need to move fix charlie up with some i can't believe charlie's not settling down who wouldn't want to be with that package of doing nothing with his life but um they want to set him up and what's her but amira thinks that ava should date charlie because they've got like chemistry so yeah you know like when you have like two friends in the friend group and you're like in high school and you're like driving around in your escalade i'd like to add and like they're in the back seat and you're like looking in the rearview mirror and you're like is there a bug in your shoe seriously period not a nature girl and you're like what the fuck is going on back there but ava needs a guy who's motivated who will also motivate her because she needs to work harder so that's not charlie i would say your energy levels are similar.

36:09You know, they've got very both like Ava's just like, hey, she's got kind of a distance. Maybe a distance is a better way to put it. She seems to have kind of a distance that he has. Yeah. So anyway, we'll see how it happens.

36:24Ben Mandelker: I don't know how you leave a man named Hook. Yeah. A goose lands by them and they're like, oh my god, that goose is like iconic. It's time to go. I'm like, actually, the goose sounds. She goes, no, get away, bitch. Fuck off.

36:43Geese are monsters. They are. They will chase you and bite you. Kyle Richards knows. Even though those were swans. But I feel like everywhere kids are rich birds try to attack her. Rich birds. So we go to Anwar's. Charlie and Anwar at Anwar's apartment again. And so they're talking about how Dylan just moved in with Charlie and their new spot and he's like you know his money comes from only fans you know what that is dad like he has sexy photos and he leverages his muscles and his dad's like yeah well maybe you should be in the apartment police shooting some maybe it will inspire you to do something like work out or

37:21Ben Mandelker: anything i don't know he's like well he'll keep that in his room i'm sure but i'm not like he's it's not like he's doing gay sex scenes he's just like posing in the mirror and i was like interesting can we monetize that he's like well at a certain point you just got to respect it you No, right, Dad? This is my way of saying, would it be cool if I opened up an OnlyFans? Well, if that's what he likes, then that's what he likes. But why don't you work out with him? Why don't you actually kind of like just sort of join him? And I don't know if you can't be smart or successful, at least look better, you know?

37:50Yeah, why don't you do something, anything? He's like, my dad's so mean to me. So then we go to Hudson and Ariana lost and looking for the address of a fabric store. B &J Fabrics. Um, excuse me. so they're looking at do they have a stitch I don't think so

38:11Ben Mandelker: so they are looking at fabrics and she's like the name of our brand is adored angels because I was in my closet looking at all my clothes and I was thinking about angel numbers and then like there's also a door and I was like there's a door in this closet and there's angel I got it adored angels perfect so I'm in New York and my creativity is like going so like this is like candy land of fabric and these were dreams Names are made into fruition, right? I said it right, Hudson. I said fruition, not floatition or flourition. Isn't that funny? Anyway, I wish I knew how to make dresses. I was sitting there staring at my closet and like I was looking around and the name came to me, Temu.

38:51But Hudson said I couldn't use that. So I just went with the doored angel. It's what I call a dog. So, you know, we're here together. We're going to do a business lunch, right, Hudson? And write everything down because I just want to make sure if something happens between us, which it won't. But in case it does, I want you not to be able to steal my business like my parents. So that would be good. And also we need security against my mother. We need a bank account that my mother can't get into. She'll use her face. She put her face ID in my phone. I'm telling you that right now.

39:19Ben Mandelker: He's like, don't worry. You know, you can have 51%. I'll have 49%. I just want you to feel safe in knowing that I'm not going to steal everything, especially because I'm a wealthy heir and I already have my own fortune. So you can have your adored angel line where you're going to wrap some fabric around a mannequin and call it a day. It's like, but you can steal it from me. She's like, oh my God, perfect. Let's shop. So they go shopping. And she's talking about how she wants to reconnect with Riley since they're going to be on the same TV show again, but they haven't talked since they were little babies.

39:47And like, we shouldn't let our mom's stuff get in the way of our stuff. So she texts Riley and she's like, oh my God, what should I say to Riley? Temu. It's like, stop trying to make that happen. It's already a thing, babe.

39:58Ben Mandelker: Yeah. She's like, I would love to see you. Would love to catch up after 10 years. So, um, yeah, they're going to go get coffee or that they're proposing to get coffee and Riley gets the text. She's like, okay. So then we cut to Ava having lunch with her dad, Damon dash. And Dame's like, I'm the cooler. I'm cooler than the average 53 year old. I was like, you're 53. There's no way that he is 53. He looks like he is 68 of these days. He has, life has been hard on him. He's like, I'm not going to have been living it hard over there. he's been living it hard he's like i'm not i'm just i'm not gonna say i'm cooler than your average 24 year old but i am cooler than your average 53 year old yeah so he's like yeah you know she tells us he's uh discovered the biggest names in hip-hop and he's a serial entrepreneur i was like yes captain crunch he's always thinking about work always different opportunities and he's like yeah dame dash's daughter she's got a black belt and street shit a black belt and artsy-fartsy shit, downtown and Park Avenue, all of it.

41:02Ben Mandelker: And she says that she grew up in New York City until she was 14, then she moved to LA with her mom, because Rachel Roy moved there. Before or after trying to fuck up Beyonce's life. I'm sorry, go ahead. And then he's talked about how when they moved to LA, he had to shut down all his galleries, everything business, just so he could move out there. I'm like, well, what sort of... Listen, Damon Dash, I know you're massively successful, but I don't know if I believe this. So you're really successful and you have to close on all these things just to move to L.A. No. And then this story came out yesterday.

41:32Well, this Reddit thread. Next Gen star Ava Dash evicted from$10 ,000 a month of Manhattan apartment as record exec Damon admits he's broke.

41:42Ben Mandelker: The son. Well, there it is. Pilfered all the money away. Damon. So he's like, how's your money? Can I have some? I've been getting some tips from Kim Zolciak about financial planning. And she's like, it's OK, but it needs to keep coming in, you know. And I just, I want to model. It's what makes me happy right now. I just really want to try. I just want to see how far I can go as a model. Yeah. And he's like, no, you need an entrepreneurial spirit. You'd be a great CEO. I'll just keep making companies until you find one that you want. So he asked about the mom and she's like, I wish you guys could get along.

42:20But like, I have the best of both worlds. Because I've got like a mom who takes me to like fashion things. and I've got a dad who takes me to like concerts, you know, like one weekend I'm at Deepak Chopra's retreats in Hawaii and then I'm going to concerts with you. But it's just hard, you guys, not getting along.

42:38Ben Mandelker: And so he's asking about like her friend group and she's like, yeah, Ava Brooks and Riley and Charlie, this new girl Ariana, oh, are they all trust fund babies? Well, Ariana's more of a distrust, no funds baby, but everyone else, yeah, pretty much, yeah. so she goes um by the way his his alarm goes off to give him give himself insulin and he's like um by the way do we have health insurance dad and he's like um i mean i know we have health insurance i know he goes i know i have health insurance and she's like um dad but like i have acne and i can't have acne for my job and i need to take out my iud too and he's like whoa whoa whoa whoa i'm not doing this i'm not doing this with you and he gets up and walks out she's like dad give me insurance and then I can take care of it myself.

43:22You're not getting insurance. I just read the sign. No. So get a job. No. Get a job.

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46:39Ben Mandelker: So, Ariana's sitting on a park bench. Ava DoorDash. Riley is approaching her friendship date with Ariana, and so she calls Candy and is like, I don't even remember hanging out with her. And Candy's like, you guys used to be besties. You were besties. And she basically says we all stopped you were you were besties until like kim and i stopped talking and riley's like well why did you guys stop talking she's like that's none of your business which i loved she's like do your kid show yes you're not dragging a bar none of your business so they meet up in a park and um they're like oh my god this is gonna be crazy what's it gonna be like singer they're like hi hi this is crazy this is crazy i got a picture of us we were so chunky we were let's hang out okay come to brooklyn you'll meet friends so um that's what the plan is that riley's gonna bring ariana into the group by the way you know what's so funny is that in the trailer and all the stuff for the show riley was barely in it she was so minimized i was like okay i guess riley's just gonna be sort of like thrown in there because they want to have like you know candy's daughter in there and you know she'll lose her phone in the water but riley's actually been very central on the show.

47:52Ben Mandelker: So it's just, I don't, I'm still very confused about the marketing strategy given that Dylan's not on the posters. Riley is a big part of the show. I don't get it. Yeah, Riley's actually got a huge part in this show. She's kind of the central person, at least right now she is in all the stories. Yeah, so far she is, yeah. So now let's go play mini golf with Amira and Kevin. They're going to pottery. So she's like, oh my God, we have like the same sense of humor. Okay, the first second I saw this guy, I was like, Amira is dating a guy in jorts yeah i never saw this one coming i mean don't tell you this show can't surprise you because it's that's crazy this is it is it is this is weird this is like gertie and russell i was like wait these two are together so she's like oh my god like i just love to date someone who's like very calm and grounded in the most insane experiences because i'm like so neurotic although i like to say neurotic talk get it and i'm just like running on steam 24 7 so i just like really into him um yeah we met on hinge hashtag hinge wedding uh-huh so um she's like oh my god honey i have to be on my phone for a second because i've got so many tiktok comments like i need to check out my tiktok comments sorry okay oh my god you must be going crazy with me on my phone and he's like yeah it's not as bad as it used to be he's like oh my god like literally when i met you all i did was like stare at my phone yeah and he's like yeah i didn't even realize when we started dating that you were like such a big deal like you're a tiktok sensation she's like yeah what was the first thing that i really brought you to that you were like oh shit i'm like a big deal he's like um what was this something parada pier piranha parada oh my god parada beauty she's like oh my god kevin like legit does not give a shit about any of this like and i've been burned in the past with boys who just like climbed the ladder i'm just like a rung a rung on the ladder to the top look at them all look at them all i mean look at them all look at all those people on the top that dated me first i'm like could you name a few i'm wondering what is the tiktok ladder i want to know like i'm just curious as an elder like what the fuck is this tiktok ladder and how do you climb it and who's at the top yeah well the person who's at the top of it just got deported from the united states i don't know if you read that so kevin he's like I mean yeah compared to like mine I'm like a regular 9 to 5 person and your goals are like crazy yeah like cover of Vogue right what the guy who has the most followers on TikTok was I guess in Las Vegas and fucking Ice deported him Coby Lame yeah and it's because everything is wild right now.

50:43Well, there was another girl that I saw trying to get into the TikTok offices sobbing. She's like, guys, let me back in. She had 2.5 million followers and they kicked her off TikTok because one of her videos was paying a homeless person to jump into a lake and then the homeless person took it and couldn't swim and then she filmed it and then ran away on her phone recording a TikTok about it. and she got banned from tiktok and lost all of her tiktok income overnight so she's like on the outside like banging on the door it's like let me in let me in i'm sorry

51:19Ben Mandelker: i was like tiktok is the end of the world wow that's it so now we go to george's apartment and she's texting uh she's sending out invitations and uh she's like i'm not really excited to see riley again i just think that like she just doesn't get me okay so they're all going to a bar They're all going to gather here. This big thing. They're like a Brooklyn night. Okay. Riley's going to have everybody come to Brooks. So they do. And they're going across the Brooklyn Bridge. She meets Shy and the new people. And Shy's like, oh, so where do you live? She goes, yeah, I just moved to Brooklyn. So that's why we're having Brooklyn night.

51:56He goes, oh, my God. You're Brooklyn? So I'm crashing your Brooklyn night? Whoa. Wow. That's amazing. So nice to meet you.

52:05Ben Mandelker: so ariana hudson and brooks are in a car together and brooks is like did riley fill you in about the night we went out and i was like no well just about the washing hand situation oh i was gonna talk about the thing that charlie said about my sister but we can here we go and in fact that's what he did he goes charlie i mean you know you're you're about to me oh yeah you told me about that about your sister yeah you told me that actually like six times already in this car ride oh my bad driver could you make a left up there at charlie disrespected my sister street thanks so we go back to shine riley and he's like oh i got introduced to this group through dylan and she's like i thought charlie didn't you say charlie he goes oh no so like i knew dylan for like five years in a row um like after his youtube era but before his like you know other era

52:58who else is coming and she's like um brooks and ava's like doing her own things amira's out of town ariana her boyfriend coming and so yeah you know our parents knew each other because of tv so then back to hudson and uh brooks hudson's like um you know like i would address it for you you know if like he wants to brag about it to you or something and brooks is like no we're past it we're past Charlie disrespecting me about my sister. Oh my God, I'm so mad again about it. We need to do something about this tonight. I'm going to talk to him.

53:31Ben Mandelker: I have the worst anxiety because I hate confrontation and even though theoretically we already confronted each other about it and squashed it, I hate the idea of how I'm going to probably confront him again because I can't believe he keeps bringing it up. So they're like, okay, cool. So now we go back to Shai and Riley and Charlie's talking He's like, who else is coming? And Riley goes, oh, Ariana and her boyfriend. And Shia goes, yeah, her mom was on Atlanta Housewives. And Charlie goes, yeah, I'm a little aware. Okay, settle down. You're on a reality show too now, sir. Whatever high ground you think you have is only because your dad literally lives on the top floor of a skyscraper, but that's it.

54:08Yeah, it's really weird. So the guys start mean girling Ariana, right? So Charlie's like, well, her mom's complaining about foreclosing on her house. I mean, that's the mom lore. and they're like, wait, what? This girl? This girl who's coming is like, yeah, trash, basically. So then Brooks tells us that when they were starting filming, Charlie found out there were more Housewives kids and got really pissed. And we were talking about how it makes us feel weird because we're Housewives kids. So is that how you feel about us? No, he's okay to use one of you, but he's not okay to share a show with all of you.

54:47Ben Mandelker: yeah he has i just think it's just so pun intended rich to have snobbery about someone being a reality star when you yourself are a reality star like you're going down the path of reality stardom and also again we know you were hanging out with that that wackadoodle crypto bro who abducted someone or like was torturing someone so don't think that you come from great stock either okay like your past is actually probably way more checkered than ariana's i mean and i'm not taking Anyway, Kim is a disaster. We all don't like him. Yeah, but it's just so not cool. It's like this new girl's coming into the group and it's the guys who are all sitting there like laughing in her face being dicks.

55:25I mean, fuck these guys. So mean. And she's like, oh my God, I don't know anybody. Like, I'm so excited to meet people. So she comes in and they're being dicks. So she's like, hey, nice to meet you guys. I've heard so many amazing things. And Dylan goes, yeah, Shaw, we've heard all kinds of things about you. yeah like yeah she goes i bet because yeah charlie's really excited to talk to you right charlie and charlie's like why are you why are you grabbing me bro you made your bed lie in it and he's like yeah we've heard all kinds of things and then charlie goes yeah it's crazy how you can get how fast you can get a read on somebody she didn't even do anything except say hello fuck you guys

56:05Ben Mandelker: i know seriously you're passing all this judgment and your roommates on only fans okay and like not saying that only fans are deserving of judgment but like the same person but you ain't winning an oscar for it you know what i mean yeah the fuck off your high horse and back on a dick dude if the same person who's rolling their eyes at foreclosure is probably going to roll their eyes at only fans too so like you're pretty selective here so ariana's like well i've helped my whole life with a with a preconceived notion going into me like even in middle school people weren't allowed to be friends with me because of my mom people were always like oh she's just like her mom nasty well she's just like her mom white trash and those two things may be true however know me first before you come to that conclusion yeah so then georgia is coming so charlie's like yo georgia's almost here do you guys have purell ready to give her and ariana goes i have mine and he goes what do you mean you didn't even know about it only i'm allowed to make fun to georgia i know you he got so spicy about this he's i mean this guy is a real prick i i he is really like the worst kind of person and so he's the worst i hate him now damn it i liked him for one minute because he was hurting inside and again this is the guy who is like ew her mom's going through foreclosure and is in tabloids and meanwhile his bestie is like you know like handling feces and like shaking people's hands and the other besties on only fans and like he's doing bitcoin whatever like you're nothing special here you're just as checkered as the rest of us so so ariana's like okay well welcome to new york you either love me or hate me it is what it is so she's like what the fuck is up with these people yeah she's flustered but she's kind of dealing and hudson's like it's okay i love you that's all that matters right i'm richer than all these people.

57:48Please don't worry about it. He's confused by my dry, long duck dynasty hair, but he'll find out soon enough what Saxby's is.

58:00Ben Mandelker: He's confusing my sideburns with simplicity, but no. The devil went down to Georgia and gave me Josh Groban's hair, and now I'm here to wreak havoc. So they're asking where Chloe is, and Charlie's like, oh, Brooks was like, I don't know. She's in LA, and like, you're not hitting her up tonight or ever again. And he's like, oh, stop. You don't mean that. When's she back from L.A. so I know when to hit her up? And Brooks is like, ew, I just feel so sick. I just want to be left out of it. Why is he doing this to me? He's trying to get under my skin. So then Georgia shows up and she's like, everyone, don't worry, I actually washed my hands.

58:39Ben Mandelker: So she has a nice one with Riley. She's like, can I hug you, Riley? I washed my hands. I'm learning from you. okay yeah and charlie's like this weird girl ariana who we just met has been speaking about the whole hand washing concept she didn't even brought it up you said hand wash and she said i have mine just meaning she has some in her bag she wasn't doggy georgia possibly also why is it like what why is it okay for you to talk about all about ariana but she can't gossip and kiki with Brooks about Georgia. Like, you guys are all talking about each other, you dumb fuck. So he's like, yeah, I think she's kind of a bitch.

59:20And I don't know this chick, this girl Ariana. Like, by the way, she has the sweetest cuck boyfriend named Hudson, who's like super chill. And George is like, oh my God, you're terrible. So then inside, Riley's like, yeah, don't take it seriously. It's just how he is. You know, he's a dick. And Hudson's like, he's ridiculous. Like, what the fuck?

59:41Ben Mandelker: yeah which is like he was like where's chloe where's chloe literally that fucking hurts me he's disrespecting my sister that's why he's doing it so um then we uh they come back into the room and george is like i mean like it's still about the hand washing like it's like when when i will and will not wash my hands i mean it's my body my choice am i right please don't go off that for your hand washing so brooks is like oh my god oh my god i am like not okay ariana's like okay well okay so what is the philosophy behind it because i wash my hands a lot just not like every time i go to the bathroom like maybe like once a month i don't know ariana's like oh i just thought like you hadn't washed your hands like 20 years or whatever however old you are yeah she's like yeah i thought you like never washed her she goes no and riley's like i didn't say that and georgia goes well you did say like a little judgmental like you were like a little scary about it there there i was scared and then we see the clip of her being like don't hug me so then riley's like you think i'm scary and uh she goes when you go to public restrooms do you sit on the toilet and she's like i mean yeah they're like no everybody don't do that and there's some guy there toilet paper on the sea you're gonna get a vd yeah there's some guy there named Doug who's like, okay, everyone, honestly, I know we're shooting a reality show and this is like some of this may be fake, but I have to like be real.

1:01:09Ben Mandelker: I have to be so for real right now. Don't sit on the toilet seat. Okay. Do not do that. So they all end up laughing about it because they're all on her ass now too. She just can't be mad about it because it's silly. So now they go to a different club and they walk over there and Riley is like, you know, Brooks is all upset, you know, so he's going off to Ariana and she's still upset that this guy was a dick. So Riley's like, you know, what Charlie does is he waits until you're vulnerable and then he strikes. So now G is not there and I'm not sitting there. So of course he's going to go up to Brooks and say something crazy because he doesn't have backup, you know?

1:01:46And she goes, but he does not know Ariana very well. Brooks may cry about it for weeks on end. Ariana will burn your house down. She's a Zolciak. She is a Zolciak.

1:01:59Ben Mandelker: At the end of the day, one of Kim's greatest features is that like she is shameless in confrontation so ariana is like okay um charlie i'm gonna be completely blunt i'm not really sure why you're being a dick and i don't really get it this was not part of my snow globe okay and he's like why am i the one like what oh what is this shit she's you said no you said another comment about his sister and brooke's like yeah you can't make jokes about my fucking sister charlie oh my god that was so scary and she's like yeah why are being a dick and he says i don't know you like i mean i was very respectful like this is crossing a weird line guys like what like is this about to be a whole ass thing and she this is what i loved she goes you're supposed to be the elder right because we're like 22 and you're 29 so i was like oh yes you're calling a man about to be 30 with zero achievement still living off his daddy old that's the best thing you could have done in this situation at a girl and she and he goes um you guys are groomed very well to do this nonsense and like i'll fake beef with you i'll fake beef with your girl i'll do the whole thing bro like i could do the reality star thing so again he's again trying to act like he's like above you know being a reality star while he is actively on one and in a fight that is being used to market the show um and sell it on bravo to get out and he started the fight too and so hudson's like there's no beef like you you've been a dick since i've met you bro and he's like step away i'm trying to go to a party so they're like okay go to a party and then charlie's like i mean you and i could step around the corner charlie you would get your head beat in even against this billionaire this is a billionaire but this is a fried chicken billionaire you really want yeah that's right yeah yeah he's tough so brooks is like let's be real here i hope it doesn't get to that point because like i'm not breaking up this fight and riley goes so dramatic and Hudson goes oh yeah you want to act some type of way in your corduroy pants whatever I don't care yes Hudson Hudson for the win who knew I'd end up loving the guy with no conditioner but I love I know right and he's had good takes this entire time he's like I really don't care for any of that fist fight around the corner I'm not really trying to get sued by his dad or whatever the hell could happen so Charlie goes listen I just want to go to this party okay They're planning to go to this party and that's where I want to go.

1:04:22Ben Mandelker: To the party. And Ariana's like, well, then go to your party. Be disrespectful next time I see you. Well, guess what? I'm going to the party. Okay? So now I'll definitely be disrespectful. Especially at, you guessed it, the party. And George is like, you guys, like, I mean, like, Charlie, like, literally doesn't give a shit. But in that moment, he gave a shit. You know what I mean? It's like in Harry Met Sally. When that lady was like, can I have what she's having? It's like, we haven't seen this movie. because of children so that was episode two that's it that was fun fun episode it got me mad kind of gave me all the emotions made me laugh made me angry that's all I want from a show you know made me want to go to a party let's go to the party let's go to the party guys all right everybody thanks for being here we'll see you tomorrow night in Seattle or tonight I guess when this is being released we'll be in Seattle hi Seattle we're here oh my god love it here and next week in LA to recap the valley.

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