#2973 RHOM S7E11 Part Two: Flamencos On The Side of My Face

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1:27Ben Mandelker: Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode. So they're getting ready for spiritual flamenco. And they're all doing this. And Adriana goes to Lisa's room. And Lisa is on the phone with Jodi. And Lisa's like, Adriana was there for the whole thing, Jodi. Okay. And all she does, all Larsa does is she says, oh, like she's literally a bad friend to me. And she keeps on saying, I'm a good friend.

1:59Ben Mandelker: I'm a good friend. I'm a good mom. I'm a good this. I'm a good that. X, Y, Z. All these things. She just keeps going on and on. And then we do see a montage of Larsa declaring that she's a good friend which is hilarious because Larsa is not a good friend.

2:12Ronnie Karam: Larsa, yeah. Larsa's, I don't think, known for being a good friend, right? Four weeks earlier we see all of this stuff. So then Jodie's like, well, have you ever met a better self-proclaimed friend? Why would you be a good friend to her now? She's spent the last couple of months being a predator to me and you. Why are you so there right now. Yeah.

2:33Ben Mandelker: I need to get to the bottom of this right now. So the producer is like, okay, let's get Jody in for his first ever confessional. Okay, now Jody, we want you to say your truth.

2:45Ronnie Karam: Scroll, scroll, scroll.

2:46Ben Mandelker: If you would like to open your teeth up, if you want to open your jaw to speak, that would be great, but you can just say it through your teeth. That's fine. Alright, you know what? You know what, Lisa? If you watch the Instagram videos, it's really going to distract me right now.

3:01Ronnie Karam: Well, I'm not looking at Instagram, but what am I doing? I'm not doing anything. I like something. Okay, I like something. Okay, you got me. You got me. I'll just keep playing. You just talk. You just talk.

3:10Ben Mandelker: It's like my first time. Like, I'm not a pro at this like you are, okay? Hang on.

3:16Ronnie Karam: Hang on. I just made a new account to follow Marcus under so I can double follow Marcus.

3:21Ben Mandelker: Hey, I'm getting a little hot. I'm going to go in the other room for some AC for a second. Be right back.

3:27Ronnie Karam: she almost broke us up because of her meddling in my relationship okay well explain how larza got between you and lisa and almost caused you to break up and jody's like yeah well you know lisa you know she's very special i guess is a word i'm allowed to say right now in current culture but she has people people coming at her all the time and you know a percentage of that comes to me too and that's just how that is you know it's really rough having people covering all the time. You know what I mean? I can't even, I have to drink, I have to eat my food out of a straw now. So it's like really, really hard.

4:00Ben Mandelker: I mean, how much can a man take? I'm like, I don't think he's taking that much, to be honest. So, uh, Jodi's like, okay, well, Adriana, don't worry about it too much, because if she's going to act like an asshole, then we're not going to treat her nice in response. I'm like, ooh, burn. You just got Jodied.

4:19Ronnie Karam: yeah so now people are gathering in the lobby to go to whatever and lars is like yeah so we were like talking like and i was like lisa did you follow my ex like and she was like no like and i was like no like and she was like no like and i was like your grandpa oh god this is bad so then

4:37Ben Mandelker: gertie is like oh my god so there were text messages like did she okay did she followed up with something else or did she just say no did she say no it's like yeah no it was like no she She just said like, no.

4:49Ronnie Karam: Oh, no, no. Tell me this didn't happen. Is that what she said? No? Oh.

4:56Ben Mandelker: She said no, I can unfollow life.

4:58Ronnie Karam: She's already gasping like it's the most shocking thing she's ever heard. It's a power struggle. That's what's happening right now. That's what we call a power struggle. And saying, yeah, that's a power struggle. That's what I was thinking. No, but I said it. Yeah, but I was saying, I was gonna say it. No, but I did it. No, I was going to. Well, good for you. But, you know, thankfully someone with more star power said it because it needed to be said, you know. Listen, and Adriana is like, I think she will unfollow on her own terms. She just doesn't want to be told what to do, everybody.

5:30Ben Mandelker: You know, sometimes people should be told what to do, though. Okay? So, Gordy's like, no, it's not right. Okay, it ain't right, Lisa. Girl code. You met him through her. And Alexia's like, yeah, I don't really see the point that you don't have to follow any of your, like, that you have to follow any of your friends husbands like i really don't like i don't even follow steve and i'm like this with marisol i'm like yeah but steve is also not related to like one of the most iconic athletes of all time i'm not saying that to justify lisa but it's like saying like acting like like you like it's it's i imagine for someone vapid like lisa it's much harder to unfollow someone like marcus jordan who has ties to mega stardom yeah for someone to unfollow Steve.

6:09Ben Mandelker: It's not quite the same.

6:10Ronnie Karam: Yeah, because that's like a trophy on her wall. She's like, oh my God, I know someone's so rich and famous, you guys. Yeah, it's a trophy. Yeah, no one's following Steve. I mean, who follows Steve? Dick Sporting Goods probably threw him a follow. Steve doesn't follow Steve.

6:24Ben Mandelker: He goes on his own Instagram account. It's like, you have no followers. But yeah, I mean, Lisa for sure should unfollow Marcus. but I understand like it's just that's it's not for someone like that it's not as easy for the for fame whores it's not easy yeah yeah think about the fame whores guys yeah think about fame

6:45Ronnie Karam: whores suck ups guys this is like what they live for she's not gonna just give this up but she

6:51Ben Mandelker: should they all she's an asshole she should they all get into the spinter vans to go to spiritual flamenco and uh they're all saying like julia is like mad about this she thinks that this is a way for Lisa to become close with Larsa, which is true. And Marisol is like, I don't like it. And I highly encourage her to stop following him. And Alexia's like, who's Kylie? No, I highly, I highly encourage her.

7:16Ronnie Karam: Kylie? And the other Sprinter van, Julie is like, okay, straight question. Why are you not unfollowing Marcus? Does anyone think like when someone, does anybody like when somebody tells them what to do? No, I don't like that. That's a good point. That's a very good point. I don't like being told what to do because I'm Gertie. I tell people what to do. Nobody tells me what to do. She's like, no, but she was asking as your friend. No, she wasn't asking as a friend. She was asking very, very aggressively.

7:46Ben Mandelker: Is it, does Lisa not like when someone tells her something to do or does she not like it when a woman tells her something to do? Because Jodi's always telling her things that she should be doing and she's like, okay, I'll do that. Jodi, do this. Like, she's always like happy to hear it from Jodi. And I'm not even saying it like Jodi's like bossing her around or being domineering, but like she's open to hearing things from like a man. And yet whenever it's like one of the other ladies, she's like, but I guess to be fair, to counter my own thing, she probably is suspecting the motives of everyone on this cast.

8:17Ben Mandelker: And like the moment that someone on this cast asks you to do something, she's like already guarded against manipulations, whatever. Lisa's in the wrong here.

8:25Ronnie Karam: yeah and also i like that it was already pointed out on the show that um larza was famously dumped by the kardashians because she wouldn't unfollow kanye and stayed his friend you know so it's like that's true lars is kind of a hypocrite too and larsa comes from this world of like fame whoring that's the only reason she dated marcus in the first place was to get that get that fame so

8:46Ben Mandelker: it's kind of silly you know abuse you know the cycle of abuse she's like well this happened to me. And so now I finally get to do it to someone else, which is basically like, you know, use social media as a way to like sever a friendship. Like I was, I was discarded because I didn't, I didn't unfollow someone. And so therefore Lisa should be discarded because she's not unfollowing someone. This is the rules of being famous.

9:10Ronnie Karam: Yeah. And Julia is like, well, for me, I would never speak to him again. Oh girl, nobody, Marcus doesn't care. You're more friends with Marcus. That's, I mean, that's a little different than Lisa and her husband or her boyfriend being friends with Marcus and going out with him and stuff. And she's like, as someone who will say, you know, my friends, you know, including me are not good enough to wash his dishes. And I forgot about this clip. Marcus at the reunion was saying, God, these women wouldn't even be able to do dishes at our house, let alone be trying to bring themselves into this conference.

9:40Ronnie Karam: God, that guy's such a douche.

9:42Ben Mandelker: He really is. So Lisa, I assure you, if I went through anyone who you all follow, I'm sure there's someone, there's something about somebody, whatever. And Julie's like, but he insulted you indirectly and all of us and you still follow him she's like well you keep cutting me off julia what i was going to say is no i'm just talking about lisa because you deflect you deflect guys guys guys guys guys guys guys let her finish because we haven't heard lisa's point in 10 years okay please lisa do you have a point why are you so like a lost ass anyway he's like

10:15Ronnie Karam: oh my god we can't go through this right now but can we stop listen i organized trip it is freaking nightmare again and everybody's yelling you're starting the fight

10:25Ben Mandelker: you're inserting yourself into a stupid ass fight

10:27Ronnie Karam: yeah you're starting the fight and you're escalating the fight and now she's like oh I need a break I need a break stop the car stop the car I can't because everyone is fighting on my trip well stop starting fights with everybody Julia's the worst how did Julia go from being so great to being the worst so fast

10:45Ben Mandelker: because last season people were like oh I think Julia's gonna be on the chopping block she's not doing much you know she's doing opera so she she fame if the fame poison got to her she realized it's just the awful to stay relevant on the show so they get to spiritual um spiritual flamenco which is you know let me tell

11:05Ronnie Karam: you before we get to spiritual flamenco so you know bravo con there's all these bravo stars standing around and i really don't walk up to people like oh i do a podcast about that i prefer to like kind of stand back and just watch everything and make fun of it to other people that's how i roll but julia was there and so i was like well julia is in the same you know we were both in this like lounge or whatever so i was like well i've got to say hi to julia i love julia because back then i did so i go up and she's with two fawning gays and um they're like oh my god julia you know like her assistants or whatever they were and so i went up and i was like hey julia my name is ronnie and i do this podcast called watch what crappens and i just have to say hi because i really love you on the show and she just looked at me like why the fuck are you talking she just gave me this look like i don't know how like she wasn't mean she just kind of looked me up and down and was like oh uh-huh uh-huh i was like okay nice to see you and i just walked off you know because normally i mean they're at work at this thing and so normally people are very nice you know like adriana was really nice um but she was just kind of an asshole and i remember thinking well julia's not an asshole she probably and i'm sure she hasn't listened to watch what crappens you know so and if she had she would have liked it because we're always on her side so i was like hmm that was a weird interaction she seems kind of like an asshole but surely she's not an asshole but then after watching this season i'm like you're an asshole you are an asshole.

12:35Ronnie Karam: I should have known it back then.

12:37Ben Mandelker: Yeah. Sometimes when people show you who they are...

12:42Ronnie Karam: Let them show you again ten times because nine times out of ten you're going to be doing it over dinner.

12:48Ben Mandelker: When people show you who they are, just remember they're not stars like Alexia. So they arrive and Julia is like, she's so mad and like, you know, and then also Julia is saying like, everything is about me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. And what you shared today, Kiki, was very deep. The things that you shared, also, you almost threw up from Oyster, and that was very funny. And Kiki's like, yeah, but we're different. So Julia's like, you know, she's just saying, we respect each other's energy. She's just like in a tizzy. And Kiki's like, I cannot believe we are fighting on who unfollow who on Instagram.

13:24Ben Mandelker: I'm like, I can't believe it either, and yet at the same time, this is Lisa and Larsa, so it's par for the course.

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15:51Ronnie Karam: so now we hear singing in spanish

16:00Ronnie Karam: spiritual flamenco

16:01Ben Mandelker: yes so they are um they're this the this leader is there and and she tells them about the healing qualities of flamenco and how it's a like this is like a deep emotional art that is like gonna to cleanse you and it's going to align with chakras and everything. And, um, they are putting, getting flowers put around their neck and Gertie's like, I have a big head. And Marisol's like, me too. And so does Stephanie, which means that I think we're going to be seeing a commercial soon with Ronnie, Gertie, Stephanie, and Marisol selling Fords.

16:39Ronnie Karam: So Kiki's flashing her boobs at everyone. And, um, Gertie's like, if I had a nickel for every time Kiki's flashing somebody and I put it on my head, I would have a gigantic headed nickel head. Big head.

16:52Ben Mandelker: Big head. So they're all dancing and Stephanie's like, it's really nice to hang out with Alexia and not fight. Maybe because we're dancing. Maybe that's what we should do. We should just dance. That's what we always love. We love to dance at the show. Oh my God, we have so much fun just dancing. And you know who loves to dance? Masood. He is like a child at heart. It's hilarious.

17:12Ronnie Karam: God, I wish I wish I was dancing with Masood right now. It's so hard to move my feet. I just love Masood. I wish I could get some chest hair in my teeth right now, just randomly. God, I miss him.

17:22Ben Mandelker: Fun fact. Flamenco was originated in Sevilla by the Getanos, okay? And throughout history, gypsies were always ostracized, and part of their culture is the healing process was to express that pain and that emotion into their song. Thank you, Adriana. Expert on all things.

17:45Ronnie Karam: Yeah, I love that. Adriana, resident expert on all things. So Sumaya's singing, and Adriana's like, yes, this group needs healing. We need it. We need it badly. So I'm glad we are here. And Sumaya's like, I want each of you to sing.

18:05Ronnie Karam: Okay, do it like that, with your heart. I'm like, uh. Lars is up first. She's like, aye. I like, like, like, like, like, like

18:18Ben Mandelker: Joe, a dear, a female, dear Still hasn't unfollowed Marcus Jordan I

18:28Ronnie Karam: And she's like, well, I suck, but like, so does everybody else. And then Adriana probably gets the closest, you know, she's like, I And Larissa's like, I'm sorry, Adriana, but like, even you sucked at it.

18:42Ben Mandelker: And then Marisol's like, aye, okay, aye. Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.

18:53Ronnie Karam: You just got good if I eyed.

18:56Ben Mandelker: Aye, yeah, good aye, aye, aye.

19:02Ronnie Karam: And Larissa's like, aye, aye, aye. and they're like oh my god lisa was actually amazing it was like lisa was so good

19:14Ben Mandelker: lisa's secret skill healing from flamenco yeah yeah so now it's time to get ready for dinner

19:21Ronnie Karam: and masoud calls this relationship is coming across as so phony and weird to me they're so weird why are they like this do you think that it's like they're still in the mode where they want to get revenge at the ex-wife so that every scene they're just trying to torture this woman it's like oh he upgraded me to the presidential suite and everybody want to watch me unwrap all the chanel boxes he had sent here yeah it's like very demonstrative it's weird i don't know i give them i'm giving them five but maybe the last six i'll give them six yes i'll give them six years

19:54Ben Mandelker: so they basically he's like oh i need you to come back and do work because i miss you so much i miss you more. I miss you even more than you miss me. I wish I were home right now yelling at 80 construction workers. I miss you so much, Masood.

20:10Ronnie Karam: Yeah. He's like, oh no, I miss you. Got very lonely at night. He goes, oh my God, you're lonely. Well, we know what happened last time you felt lonely. You found me. Don't do it again. He's like, well, Pebbles is just with me. She's like, oh my God, Pebbles. She must love to be sleeping with my husband while I'm gone. Kind of like I enjoyed sleeping with your ex-wife's husband while she was gone. God. Oh, God, I love you so much.

20:32Ben Mandelker: I love you. Maybe you can revitalize her career, because she had two or three good songs in the 80s, and we haven't heard from her since, Masood. Go help her out. So they all gather in the lobby. Love her cereal, though. I'll hand her that. Love her cereal. Girlfriend, there's other fish in the sea. Am I right, Masood? So they all gather downstairs, And they're wearing red because they realize they all have red, except for Stephanie, who's wearing like this little feather dress. She looks like a little like baby chicken. They're all like in this red. And she's just like she looks like a bordello swiffer sweeper, like a swiffer sweeper.

21:11Ronnie Karam: You'd find like a duster that you'd find in a bordello. It's like a pigeon that just got into a fight.

21:17Ben Mandelker: So they are going to go to dinner all in red. And Alexia's like, oh, God, we look like prostitutes. that was i think they were prostitutes don't show thought so they split into vans and stephanie

21:31Ronnie Karam: announced it they're talking about shaving and stephanie goes oh oh i had a full-blown mustache like i used to have so much hair like i looked at my parents and i was like why did you let me support a mustache my god no wonder i didn't have friends all right well what's your excuse now

21:46Ben Mandelker: yeah and we see like before and after because she said my parents wouldn't let me shave until i was like 16 and then as soon as I started shaving they're like and now you need a nose job I'm like what like what that's crazy and we see before and after and she's like I mean I went from the ugliest child to this like beautiful swan look at me I'm just like a gorgeous gorgeous swan doesn't everyone agree I am just the most beautiful minion of all she is so full of herself

22:09Ronnie Karam: so now they go to cafe Ozama and there's animal heads everywhere and uh really oh Bueller was Speaking of animal heads, speaking of animal heads, you are going to have your head down to the office office. You stop it. It is not time for that. You can relax for another hour and a half.

22:29Ben Mandelker: Jeez, someone needs a cocky, am I right? Jeez. Jesus, dog.

22:34Ronnie Karam: I swear to God, Dios. Me, are you talking about an animal head? He starts protesting. Oh, the Rottweiler?

22:40Ben Mandelker: The Rottweiler? Oh, the Rottweiler's talking? I don't like that. You didn't say playful, Ronnie. Your lawyer wasn't being playful.

22:48Ronnie Karam: Uh, so now they're gossiping. And Julia's like, after spiritual flamenco, we're all going back to our rooms? Oh, yes. In the elevator, there was a little bit of a verbal brawl over Jodi. Yeah, or like something that like happened in like Milan-like. And so we see, uh, Larsa is now gossiping that Jodi has been attacking her over texts. Dun-dun-dun.

23:10Ben Mandelker: Yeah, I was like really hurt when I left Milan. And he said to me, you're the one that had the paparazzi take the photo of Marcus in the south of France. And I said, me? Like, what am I? The CIA? Which I don't even know what the CIA is. Like what? You think I'm like some pop star with a wig who doesn't show her face on the CIA? No, I'm not. I'm Larsa.

23:37Ronnie Karam: And then we see a picture of Marcus snorting the coke again. and Lisa said, well, the paparazzi guy did tell us that. That's what he told us, that you were the one that sold the picture of him doing coke. I was like, okay, well, you're full of shit. I believe it.

23:53Ben Mandelker: I don't know what to believe. So you're saying that Larsa took the photo and sold it to the paparazzo? No. Tipped off the paparazzo. It's hard because there's part of me that thinks that Larsa would be petty and vengeful, but there's also part of me that doesn't feel like Larsa could coordinate an international paparazzi scheme. So I don't really know where I stand on this one.

24:14Ronnie Karam: Well, she said you're the one that had the paparazzi take the photo of him. So, I mean, I guess she could have just said where he was or whatever and said like he's parting. But I guess how would she know that he was going to do coke on the boat? But then, of course, she would know that he's always doing coke on the boat. But would Larsa really think that's a big deal, a celebrity being caught doing coke? Like, who cares?

24:34Ben Mandelker: I think that, I mean, I think I can imagine Larsa saying like, like, go find, like, go take pictures of Marcus. He's probably doing something stupid on a yacht somewhere. But I also don't always trust these paparazzi that pop up and like, yeah, I saw that. Yeah, I did that. The paparazzi are not trustworthy. And yet they're always happy to trust them when it serves them for gossip. So Lisa was like, Lisa says so Larsa was mad and I was like, calm down. And I walked out the elevator And Larsa's like, before I know it, 20 minutes later, my phone is blowing up with text messages from her boyfriend.

25:15Ronnie Karam: She's like, I don't want to sit next to her. I would not look at her. I would not, like, talk to her, like. And so she says, it's not like Jody's, like, calling me a bitch or anything. He's just sending me these really long text messages. And I've never been in this situation before. It's like the second time this season people have tried to make me read things. And I'm just not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. Like, you're a man. Deal with my boyfriend. and deal with my brother or my dad. Like, not me personally. I love Jodi. Hello, Mr. Larza. I'd love to have a discussion about Larza.

25:45Ronnie Karam: I know. Sending people to take pictures of my friend doing coke on a boat.

25:52Ben Mandelker: So, Larza, was Jodi being mean to you? No. Did he call you a bitch? No. Was he being insulting? No. So, what was the issue? He just sent, like, really long text messages, and that's just, like, a lot.

26:02Ronnie Karam: So many words. It was, like, so many words. live. He didn't like attack me, I don't think, but like I was like attacked with letters. There was like so many letters.

26:11Ben Mandelker: But to be fair, like I thought Lisa and Larsa were good. What are the things that Lisa is saying that Larsa has done since we saw them make up? I think they've been in a good place, right? Am I missing something?

26:23Ronnie Karam: She just hasn't unfollowed Marcus. Yeah, but Larsa was never okay with Lisa even after they made up because she was like, okay, yeah, we're like friends again. I'm like so glad we're friends again. Thank God. and then she leaves and she's like, I still hate Lisa because like who could do that to their friend like? So she never really

26:38Ben Mandelker: But Lisa said the reason why she didn't unfollow is because Larsa has done some stuff since that lunch and that's why I'm like but what was the stuff that made you like walk back your decision to unfollow Marcus? No, I don't know God, this fight's so stupid

26:54Ronnie Karam: I kind of love it though. Well guys today has been fucking amazing I mean other than like two of us, like the two stupid people everybody else is getting along i mean look alexia and the little helmet head had a good time me and adriana even had a good time i mean oh wow look at us guys it's beautiful so

27:13Ben Mandelker: thank you all there wow it's so great then it's like bling and he's like what oh my god oh no i I need to answer a notary within an hour. What is this? Oh my God. And so she, Lisa has, there's some sort of affidavit that she needs about her marital settlement and parenting plan that she's supposed to get like signed right away, like ASAP. And, um, now she's freaking out because I don't know what you do in this situation. If you're in international and you need to get a notary. So she needs to figure this out right now. And she's starting to melt down.

27:53Ronnie Karam: did ornery oh i love i thought adriana said don't worry hold on i'm a notary but she didn't she said no no don't panic okay my son is a notary okay do you want to send it to my son and she's like no don't you need to be in front of the notary and he's like lisa are you okay i'm dealing with some legal stuff oh my god i gotta get something notarized because i have to file it so like i gotta get i'm trying to get out of a trial because otherwise i have to leave a day early and i have to spend a lot of money on this trial. It's like, I gotta get out of it. I gotta be the notary.

28:25Ben Mandelker: So, by the way, I'm looking at

28:27Ronnie Karam: Oh, sorry, go ahead.

28:28Ben Mandelker: I was just looking it up. It says, for international use, you may need to seek an authentication to a U.S. embassy or consulate or use remote online notarization services that are recognized internationally.

28:38Ronnie Karam: Uh-oh. Or do it before you leave town like you were supposed to, Lisa. Yeah. But I hope they find a notary in Spain that's like I saw it I saw it

28:51Ben Mandelker: every stamp every time they stamp they're like

29:00Ronnie Karam: it's always extremely dramatic beautiful singing so Lisa's having a fit and Larsa's like oh yeah like whatever like another Lisa meltdown like I feel like can we just have like one fucking dinner like one event that's not about Lisa like oh my god it's about you being mad about a follow of your boyfriend how is that better

29:23Ben Mandelker: i don't want to have another meal that's all about lisa so let's make it about me i just want to go home like i think i just want to go home like i think i'd just rather order room service and this and that and xyz just go home like to the hotel because it's just like it's coming a whole day late like like she doesn't apologize to julia for her behavior because suddenly I care about that. And it's like, I couldn't even, like, ask her about Marcus' thing because she blows that up. She plays victim every day, but I'm the real victim here, like. So I'm going to go home, like, because I'm the victim, like.

29:53Ben Mandelker: And I can't even tell you what Lars has done. She can't even do it. I'm going to remove myself from this toxic situation, like.

29:59Ronnie Karam: Yeah, so Lisa comes back, and Lars is like, Yeah, well, like, I want to lick it off the bread, like. Because, like, I don't want to, like, be, like, part of it, like. Like, you know what I'm, like, saying, like? Like, I don't, like, want to be part of it anymore. It's just like it makes like zero like sense. Like, what? Oh, I'm going to remove myself from your life. OK, like you don't like have to like think about like anyone else. Like, like, I feel like I don't like have any more arguing. Like, or like, I feel like any type of like situation with you. Like, I've had it like you come late. Like everyone at this table, like literally, literally, I feel like everyone.

30:30Ronnie Karam: I feel like literally this feel like table has said that you're not the greatest friend. OK, like literally.

30:36Ben Mandelker: Oh, you're speaking for everyone now. That's what you're doing. Speaking for everyone.

30:39Ronnie Karam: I'm speaking for literally, okay? And everyone literally said, like, I feel like you don't call people back. Like, I feel like you guys all added her as, like, a red flag. Do you remember that, you guys? There were so many red flags in your red flag hole. All right, all right.

30:51Ben Mandelker: Speak to her. Okay, speak from your heart directly. Like, don't speak for other people, okay? Because we are not in the mood to fight with her. We all have other scenes planned for that. Don't worry. Go ahead.

31:00Ronnie Karam: We've got a whole weekend to get through here.

31:04Ben Mandelker: I'm just saying. I'm like, I'm going to go. Like, this trip is done. Like, I'm going to go. I don't want to be part of it. Okay, you don't have to worry about anything else. I removed myself from your life You don't have to worry about me

31:15Ronnie Karam: Yeah, like I'm done like I feel like I'm done like okay So you're gonna ruin every day this week? No, but she'd like ruined she'd like ruined like the whole like I feel like we can like xyz What did I do? What did I do? Hold on. I'm gonna cry now. Hold on. What did I do?

31:34Ben Mandelker: I'm gonna remove myself from this toxic situation. I'm too good for this like so she leaves Stephanie goes with her and Lisa's like I was literally minding my own business like I was trying to find a notary

31:48Ronnie Karam: But I'd like don't like talks like I don't want to be like part of this like toxic situation like She can have it

32:03Ben Mandelker: Larsa why are you letting Lisa get through to you get to you though like you're here for us too no but like her boyfriend's texting me like like I don't need her in my life like she doesn't do this shit for me in my life like look like look like look like so oh my

32:19Ronnie Karam: god all right I'm here now what huh what no you go you go no you go Larsa all right all

32:27Ben Mandelker: right hold on can we make this quick i got my chocolate chip ice room coming up okay larsa

32:32Ronnie Karam: why why are you leaving like this no like no like no no like like no no no like like no no

32:39Ben Mandelker: like like listen you guys haven't spoke it's not making any sense she's going through some hard

32:44Ronnie Karam: shit pips and julia comes over and stephanie's like that doesn't take away from the fact that jody should not be texting her that's not what boys should do marisol's like wait a minute jody texted you? Oh my god.

33:02Ben Mandelker: So you texted Jodi right after the elevator and Jodi's been texting her like crazy, remember? And Lisa's like, what? Well, I don't know. Like, Jodi told me she just texted him and called him. Like, I don't know. What am I supposed to do? I don't know. I don't know.

33:17Ronnie Karam: Yeah, well, she had to block him because he wasn't stopping the texting. And Laura's just like, yeah, but like, I blocked him like on my phone, like. I blocked him, like.

33:25Ben Mandelker: Wait, what's happened? I need to see everything because these are good text messages you should put them up on a wall somewhere

33:30Ronnie Karam: so they she shows the text to the girls and gertie's like oh those are texts those are texts those are officially texts i saw them there are words on a phone that came from somebody else's phone and it's green which means that it's probably him it's the other person it's not coming from this phone i can tell you right now this is what we called a text message.

33:58Ronnie Karam: Good. So much silliness. This show is fucking ridiculous. It's so funny. Oh, my God.

34:05Ben Mandelker: Love it, everyone. Thanks for being here. How funny. Yeah, what a good show. Thanks, everybody.

34:10Ronnie Karam: We sure love you guys. Go check out the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer trash over on Patreon. And we will talk to you next time. also tonight, Monday, 4 p.m. Pacific time over on Amazon Live. We'll see you there, everybody. Bye.

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