#3032 RHOM S7E19 Part 2: To All the Haitian Morticians I Loved Before

0:21Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part 2 of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part 1 was, well go check in the feed and subscribe. subscribe so that way you always get your episodes but enough of that let's get right back into the episode so now everybody's getting up and going to take a break and um andy's like well i didn't see that coming and stephanie's like no no she's such a snake but i'm not sure who she's talking about which one is she talking about is the snake her sister she just felt like bringing it up yeah Pathological Pathological Adriana Well I feel horrible but it was not to me I was not to me so now she's following Andy out And she's walking with Lexi and she's just pestering Andy Andy just wants to pee you know what I mean I can't believe Andy's already scrolling on his phone He does not want to listen to this shit Just leave him alone but she's following And she's like oh Andy I feel horrible I was not to me for four years I couldn't speak the truth I never betrayed andriana with my friendship with alexia do you see i tried i tried did you sleep together more than once well no we slept together once and fooled around in the versace mansions so we did that too oh is that like when you were really drunk at the hamptons that you were like vomiting is that no it wasn't that it's like oh the versace mansion at her bachelorette and so we see flashbacks of how they woke up like they got drunk and then they woke up in the morning and like adriana had like like vodka in the bed and everything like that.

1:48So Alex is like, oh, you know what? I can get it at the Versace mansion. Like that's kind of hot. Like I can see that really happening. Like, you know what I love? Like, you know what turns me on? Like going to like a Rococo mansion where someone got murdered. And I'm like, oh yeah, do me, you know? I wish Todd would do that to me. So Julia is like - We had one night stand. I didn't say it to spread gossip. It had to be known. I never, never betrayed Indiana. I still love her, even though she's abusive and she is mean and malicious. and blackmailed me, but I love her. You know, I am not bad guy.

2:20Yeah, but she didn't think you were going to go there, though. She's trying to say I never betrayed Adriana. What do you think this was? So is Martina going to be upset? She's like, Martina knows. And I told her, and she told me, Julia, why are you going to say it? And I said, darling, because I have to say the truth four years later, because I can't lie. I cannot pretend. please Adriana has some big news which is that she goes into her dressing room and she's like Baski you would not even believe it you're going to have a new godmother because your old godmother is no good it's official Baski is back on the market for godmothers did you have an affair with a Haitian mortician oh TBD a affair no but maybe maybe Andy So Adriana takes Basquiat over to Lisa And she's like guys can you believe Did you see that shit show Did you see it And Jody's like I didn't What is that Okay I don't understand But you know what She knows it Now can you believe I made her the godfather of my dog Can you believe it Oh my god Basquiat is literally shaking He's shaking And he is they're like wine they make a little wine for basquiat so then we go over to julia and alexia and kiki and uh kiki's like oh my god i'm shaking you you my friend like it's a lot it's a lot yeah i can't take it anymore for years she was holding it over my head one wrong move and you're not gonna like it i'm gonna say it i'm gonna say it so then back to lisa she's like oh my god so now everybody's just basically trying to figure out what they did they're like did you And she's like, what is a scissor?

4:10She's like, like this, like this. She's like doing the finger motions. She's like, never. No, no, no. I don't like it. I don't like that. And if I was into that, I would say it. I would say, I don't care. We were in the same bed maybe one night. She was the one trying to come at me. And Alexia's like, so like, like all I know is like, did you like eat her out? Or did she eat you out? Like this is a question for Ben Mandelker. Like, I don't know like what women do, but like do women do that? like eating out, you know, like, cause she says like, all you do is kiss. And Kiki's like, oh yeah. Okay.

4:42I know how it goes. Cause I watch a lot of punch. Like just demonstrate like, no, Kiki, no. So Kiki's like, yeah, they do that. She was like, curse. I respect Adriana. And he's like too much of intimate details that I'm not going to get into. I've decided to draw a boundary out of nowhere. Oh, okay. Now you have respect for, for details and secrets. I see. You're so no, the answer is no. Okay. well that's fair um but did you do you call it sex whatever you did with her and she and kiki's like what was it tell me what happened here's our finger here's our finger here's our finger we were intimate i won't tell you what because you can call me a liar so i'm not going to tell you but we were intimate in general it was finger finger it was finger at least that's what my brain was saying so uh she's basically so now we go to gertie's dressing room and uh she's talking to to russell she's like well you heard the chaos out there there she was i mean another lie another another you know like you like you and you and you and i banged and whatever and like that and like where's my coffee machine okay i deserve a coffee machine too she's like yeah well there's there's a pattern yeah but why but why she's the only one telling on herself right now because she because she thought that i guess adriana was going to use it today against her so she was like i'm gonna beat her to it and like let me declare what that we slept together but first of all adriana is single as single as can be so what is the issue that's on you you're married she does not take she doesn't take vows seriously 90 years later this woman doesn't know what that is she doesn't know the concept of loyalty so then we go to larza and stephanie and larza's like oh my god like i feel like like we can't like top the haitian mortician like stephanie's like no that was amazing she goes and larza says that she thinks adriana just made everything up and stephanie's It's like, no, Julie, it's a nymph.

6:28Are you kidding me? Like, come on. I've known the woman for five minutes. She's a nympho. Yeah. No, she's not like, yeah, she is. Okay. And let me tell you something. I'm a woman who works with a lot of men. So I understand a thing or two about nymphos. That doesn't even make sense. I think sometimes when you're like not in a good place, right? Like, do you guys understand? Like when you're not like in a good place, like sometimes you might like want to cheat on someone. Like, I mean, like I would never do that, Jeff Kobe. Like never. like just like she went through a bad situation and like a bad time and her spouse and sometimes like I don't know it's like it's hard it's easy to slip up and fall like I wouldn't know from first experience Jeff Coby but like I'm just saying like yeah he's like great can't wait to marry you in a month so um Lisa is feeling bad for Martina and Adriana is like oh that girl doesn't appreciate anybody she uses people and then she goes on to the next who is Julia who is Julia she's an opportunist so then we go to julia and um she's like i said adriana why did you bring me to this group to be your puppet and then back to adriana she's like now they're rehearsing i'm gonna go in there i'm gonna go in there they are rehearsing from day one it was ruse alexi and barisol are besties you and i are going to be besties and most important like if you want to get close it was like a no You cannot, you cannot get close to Alexi and Marisol.

7:50And Adriana barges in. Oh, oh, hello, former godmother of Basque. Are you guys rehearsing your answers now? Is that what you're doing? You're rehearsing your answers? It's like, no, but you're just listening. Still trying to figure out, was it like fingering or was it eating out? Like it's a lot of like process. I'm trying to get to the bottom of it. Marisol's like, oh, God, Adriana. Oh, too much. It's like, oh, oh yeah, more lies, more lies. You are such a fool. I would have kept your secret to the grave. And when I told you I'm going to break the fourth wall, it wasn't about any of that. I don't like people blackmailing me.

8:21I did not blackmail you, fraud mother. You did many times. No, I did not. You were holding it on my head. No, you are married. You're married and you're going around kissing everybody, okay? But I like to have fun. So sorry. Girls just like to have fun. What do you want from me? Oh, she's kissing everybody. The problem, you're an imposter. I don't even know who patted my poos. Adriana you said if you ever ever go to defend Marisol Kiki I'm going to take you down with me that were your words by the way what's the funny thing here is was Adriana talking about taking her down by mentioning their make out session or the Haitian mortician session and the point is that Julia has the fact that Julia has options on how she could be blackmailed is not a great thing I have to say multiple she has multiple options those were your words you're going to take me down with you and she goes no you were supposed to be on my side what are you talking about so i like that this is what was cracking me up that adriana's like i wasn't blackmailing you i was telling you you better be on my side because if i go down you're coming down with me like what's the problem with that that's what friends do for each other right they just bully them into taking a position you're supposed to be your side i'm on the sight of justice.

9:40What is supposed to mean? Justice? Wait, what? Justice for whom? For what? Like, I think justice for Martina, who's like, where did our coffee machine go? So Adriana's like, justice, you're a cheater. She's having to use the French press at home. Cut to Martina, just teaching the boys how to use a French press. Well, kids, we were robbed one day and Mr. Coffee left. And now we have to do this 15 minute Chemex drip every day. Get used to it.

10:09Okay, so now it's 10 minutes until we return to the set. And Stephanie's talking about how she got her boobs done. And so Kiki grabs her boobs. And she's like, I didn't say touch them. She goes, oh, well, first of all, I'm not Julia, okay? And so they start cracking up. So then we go to Alexia Marisol. And Alexia's like, oh, my God, I'm dying to get back out there. Like, I just don't think I've been that excited for a reunion to come back out. Like, I can't wait to hear the rest of the story. Oh, my God, bro. It was great. I mean, Alexia has to admit this. Oh, she's not going to. I mean, she has to admit that she did this.

10:41Like, oh, she's never going to admit it. Like, I just don't know, like, who did it. I just want to know, like, who did what to whom. And, like, was there eating out? Was there fingering? And I want to know, was there fingering eating out? Were they actually eating out takeout food? Like, I really want to know all these things. Okay, so we go back to the set. And we're back. I want to go back to the bomb that Julian just dropped before we broke. Adriana, just for clarification, do you make your coffee at home? Or do you order it in? And did you mess around in the Hamptons? I don't know why I'm asking this question again Because we talked about it for the past 20 minutes But let's ask the question again She says, okay Since we're going to go back to back The first time I slept I mean, I thought I met Julia Oh, she was going to say slept She was going to say slept It was at lunch It was at lunch Did you mess around in the Hamptons?

11:30That's all I want to know I don't need to know what you had at lunch No, no But I have to say this the first time we were having brunch, she comes in and she tells me, you look like Snow White. You're so pretty. I saw you at the end of the table. You look like Snow White. And then she starts, you know, proceed, she's like talking about my boobs. So she proceeds to invite me to the bathroom and I go to the bathroom to show her my boobs because she wanted to see my boobs and how good they were. It's like, oh, so you were like, oh, so you're just going to show them to her? Oh, yeah. You're going to show her your boobs.

12:06Yeah, that's what you did. You showed her your boobs. I'm like, she's nodding her head furiously, like her micro nods like, oh yeah. So it's proved it. Adrienne is the bad guy. She showed her boobs. I mean, what she's supposed to do. She didn't do it in front of Frankie. She didn't do it in front of Frankie. That's the one thing you should have done in front of Frankie. Like he would have loved that. He would have loved it. How could you not show your boobs in front of Frankie? It's like, Adriana, mi amor, please put those away. So Julia's like But yes and like Then you showed to the whole world And then Adriana's saying like she showed me her butt Like this is like Somehow Kiki's like okay

12:50So she goes I've just met this girl And Julia's like you complimented my butt So I showed you my butt Okay so to me now I see this pattern So it was in her mind She developed a crush on me and right away and she was in her seducing mode that she's always been in. Okay, so you're saying she seduced you. So now Adriana is like, like just as to me, just as it's ridiculous for Julia to be like, she took advantage of me while I was being vulnerable. But now Adriana is also going to do the, like, I have no role in this thing, which is like, I was seduced. I was, she called me Snow White. What are you supposed to do after that?

13:24You can't help. You can't help. But to go into an affair with a woman after you've been called Snow White. I think that she's saying Julia is acting like I came in there and took her when she was at her darkest moment and did all this mean stuff to her and like, you know, tricked her into this affair to use against her and all of this. In fact, she's been after me the whole time. I was never trying to do anything with this girl. She came up to me at some lunch and was like asking me to show her my boobs. Like, please. So I think her point is. Okay, that's a fair point. That's a good point. I like that.

13:57I like that. It's a good theory. Adriana says everything. It's like, I'm not asking for a Snow White story, all right? Did you put your finger in the tinger? Did you yes or no? So Andy's like, she's like, well, she petted me. She petted me. And they're like, oh, are you an animal now? You're like an animal that shows your boobs? Like you're like an animal, like a slut animal at a zoo that you're like, show me your boobs. The animal shows you. It's like New Orleans Zoo. Wait, was it like a finger in the hole? Like this? And she goes, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like this. Like it petted. She petted it.

14:28She petted it. She petted the pussy. She petted the pussy. Oh, okay. So she petted your pussy. Okay. And Lisa's like, she went like this. She petted it. No, she's like none of that. I don't even know what her private parts look like. So did I have this lesbian affair that she's accusing me of? Okay, Julia, I want to make it clear. What was your motivation in sharing that story other than making me laugh for many, many hours later tonight? I said it because I felt muzzled. And I felt scared when what happened in the Hamptons between Adria and I shortly after she asked me, will you leave Martina for me?

15:05And then I said, what a storyline. And I thought, oh, my God, what a storyline it would make. And that made me really scared and started doubting the intentions of our friendship. I do not believe you, ma 'am. Okay, I believe that Adriana might have said, oh, my God, what, are you going to leave me now, leave Martina for me? That would be hilarious, this story. but I don't think she was really like, I want to be with you, Julia, leave Martina. I can see it as a joke. This one's a little bit of a push for me because I, I largely am agree with you. I do feel like, yeah, Adriana probably said it as a joke.

15:38Like, Oh my God, that would be a storyline. But I don't know. This is one that I can't quite tell where the truth is on this one. Cause also Adrian, I would not put it past Adrian to be like, this is my way to get back on the show. So, uh, but Adriana doesn't want to be with a poor person. and Julia would be poor, wouldn't she? I don't think so. I mean, I think that, I think Adriana, it's not so much about the poor person, it's that Adriana, it would keep Adriana relevant. Like Adriana is a, she is a real housewife. She's a friend of, but she's a real housewife. And she's like, she's always gonna, she always finds the storyline.

16:16She always finds a way to stay in the season. Yeah, okay. But I think largely you're right. I think largely like my needle is a bit more onto your theory, but it's not like it's not a it's not a black and white situation for me. So Adriana is like when we were in Spain in that little room with Marisol and Alexia, actually, it was a big room. It was a suite. Adriana, I mean, Alexia, like clarifying the most important part. It was a big room. I had a suite. Yeah, I had a suite. I'm a contractually obligated to say that for the Ramada. Sorry. They were drinking until the wee hours. So we go down the elevator and Julia asked me to stop at a room.

16:57So when we got there, she pins me against the wall like this and comes at me, towering over me, towering Andy, and says, spend the night with me. And Gordy's like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. And she tried to kiss me. And I said, no. And then she grabbed the coffee machine from hotel room and said, take this. And I said, no, it's late. We better not go there. And I walked, I went back to my room and she was trying to fuck me in Spain. But you know, because you already fucked before, right? Because like, why would she say that if you hadn't done it before? The logic, everyone's logic is amazing. It's like, so like, you know, like, you know, that was like the seduction phase because you were seduced before.

17:39Like you already fucked. That was the pre-fuck phase. Like you knew it because you already had fuck face. So did Martina know about that? That she's trying to seduce me in Spain? This is such a lie. I was avoiding you. No, it's not a lie. I swear on my son's life. I'm willing to drop dead right now This is this is really bad do not swear like this on your son because that is that's a sin You cannot do that Like if you did not put it like if you did not put against the wall and try to kiss me in Sevilla Like all right. All right. All right, right. Okay. Here's the deal What's interesting is that when I spoke to Adriana before we came out tonight she was very hopeful that the two of you could reconcile and well me saying that I'm not saying that I hate her I just mean that she liar she's sinning just now and abusive and blackmailer but do not hate her it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial

18:40so Julia's like I was crying before this and I show the clips of her crying over all the mean comments that she got in and um she's like i miss adriana and adriana's like you missed the friendship or you miss my pussy oh my god you miss my sweet little pussy i want to know were you genuine with me do you like me for who i am as your friend or was it all for storyline excuse me i give you my heart yeah julia adriana's not the one that turned on you You can't like reframe the whole season that Adriana turned on you. That's not what happened. You completely blew her off the entire season. And she was fairly nice about it until the very end.

19:23And she only wasn't because you tried to make this huge storyline about she skipped your opera thing, which was so important to you. You tried coming for her when you told her the day before that you had an opera thing and knew that she had a rehearsal with 12 other of Emilio Estefan's people. Like you are such a shady liar. I can't believe this chick. well also it's like she kept on like anytime adrana would would be like you are growing distant from me julia would be like no i love you like you know she sort of was she didn't seem it wasn't gaslighting but she was sort of didn't seem to acknowledge that she was drifting away and that was like actually kind of cruel so like even if she did drift away for reasons that make sense in my mind of like that there was like residual psychological feelings about whatever thing happened etc and even if even if it's that she drifted away because she's a serial cheater and even if she doesn't have guilt the fact that adriana's threatened to expose it she's like well i want to get away from this person who's going to like like expose my crafted facade whatever the reason is the fact that julia would act to adriana like no i haven't been drifting I'm still your friend it's like stop bullshitting you know yeah so now we come to Adriana's gift she brings her a wooden box and Marisol's like oh god the court just so she brings it over and Andy's like is it from Marisol's liver and in the box is the red mold of a broken heart it's like a balloon filled with water or something and it's so funny because before that adriana was like i gave you my heart i gave my heart oh wait hold on one second well yeah i was like oops i gave the punchline away before the prop but she yeah she literally gives her a heart she's like you you literally ripped my heart because when we had that fight i didn't eat for two days i didn't sleep for two days because you were my thalma and louise i was the car and i loved you with all of heart okay i loved you with all my heart and now you can keep it marisol just kicks the box on the ground saying whatever don't put that shit on my feet hey that's a heart don't kick a heart like bonnie raid says have a heart so silly i wish it was a tiny gwyneth paltrow head look what you did to gwyneth she's done nothing but tried to bring steamed salmon to the masses oh what's in the box What's in the box?

21:55What's in the box? What's in the box? So at least now they take a break, whatever. And there's like lighting cues and stuff. And they're just like, Adriana, close your legs like, close your legs like. Oh, God. So they're all, they're sort of like resetting for the next part. And Andy's like, okay, well, we are back with more of the Real Housewives of Miami reunion. And after opening up about her painful childhood, Kiki not only forgave her dad, but actually leaned on him for support. So let's hear about Kiki's life. I almost feel so bad for Kiki at this part. Because, like, how are you going to follow all of this that just happened?

22:30It's like, Kiki's dad. It's like, der, der, der. So we see all the Kiki stuff with her dad. And she's talking about how her dad wants more kids. Because Andy's like, wow, you got shocked that you even had a brother that you didn't know about. She's like, yeah, you know, my dad wants more kids. And the thing is, like, he wants me to be the one to take care of the kids. and everyone's like, oh, Jesus, my God. So Lars is like, you know what? Like, I wish I could get back that time. Like, I had plans with my father to come. Oh, no, Lisa. I had plans with my dad to come back to Miami because he wanted to see the group, you know?

23:06Like, we had plans. And so they talk about how it's important to have a relationship with your parents, no matter how crazy it gets over the years. And Kiki talks about the threats she got from her family members and how crazy it was and they all thought that she was glamorous and a lot of money. And she's like, guys, I'm a friend of, I'm not a housewife. But Andy is like, her dad went back to Haiti, even though it was risky for him to do so. He went back and he told them basically all to shut the fuck up. And so now Andy's asking if the women bonded with Kiki over these stories because they're all like immigrants or children of immigrants.

23:43They're like, yeah, yeah, totally. And Julia says that like Kiki reminds her of her younger self. and they're all kind of like, you know, praising Kiki, et cetera. Yeah, so then we go to - And Kiki has a new man in the Hamptons that she's going to be seeing. And Andy's like, okay, well, that was fun. And that's why we don't give storylines to the friends ofs. Okay, I want to switch gears. Sierra from Pittsburgh wants to know, Stephanie, you didn't take kindly to being called a chihuahua. If not a chihuahua, what is your spirit animal? We will also accept tiny loud bird and an annoying animal that possibly has rabies.

24:21An Afghan hound. Yeah, because they win Westminster shows and they have planes. So I'm into those dogs. Okay, well, Stephanie Alexa fought a lot this year. Chaos was unleashed. Let's get to some clips. There is nothing about Stephanie that reminds me of an Afghan hound. I'm sorry, that is not your spirit dog. You may aspire to be it, but no, Afghan hound is not it. No, her spirit animal would be like, I don't know. We had a hamster as a kid that bit us a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Like a, or an angry rabbit, you know, you know, when a rabbit gets like cornered, it's like, you know, like that's sort of her.

25:04I think she would be a hamster because hamsters love traveling around with big balls. They have big front teeth. She has always on a wheel. You know, like the hamster is like, Like, you know what? I'm sorry. Like, I have to go onto my wheel. Like, that's what I do. Like, you guys, you guys have spent time and you guys have lunch. I go on a wheel. Like, that's like the rodent equivalent of going to work with 80 men. I just saw a little video of a five-year-old hamster, which I guess is really old for a hamster. And it was really old. And it was like, had all these skinny legs. And it was just still getting on the wheel every day.

25:37I was like, oh, yeah, here I am. I'm going to get on the wheel another day. Another fucking turn around this wheel. Hamsters are so funny. I think it's the only animal on earth that like voluntarily just loves cardio. It's like, gotta get my steps in. Gotta do it. Gotta get back on the wheel. I actually love it. I actually love doing this. Yeah. I've always been so jealous of hamster poop that they're just like little pellets. They're like, ah, here's my pellet. Sweep it up. It's no big deal. You know? Yeah. Hamsters have a sort of a quirky life. As pets go, hamsters live one of the quirkiest lives.

26:12within those balls. People build them like tubes all over the house and stuff. It's a strange life that they have. Yeah. Okay, well, did you, Larsa, you brought Stephanie into this group. Did you expect Lexi and Stephanie to butt heads like this? So we go into this, and Lexi's like, you know what? We weren't expecting it from Stephanie, honestly. Like, I just started seeing like the whole group dynamic, and like she was putting so much effort into the other ladies, and I was like, hello? Like, why is it with me? Like she's got to reprimand me or say something mean or like attack me, you know? So like, if you keep on poking the bear, you know, I'm going to react to it.

26:51It's like, Oh, that's not true. That's not true. Oh no, it's true. If you can see it like, okay, well your first interaction with her was to call her husband garbage. Okay. Let me explain. Cause I had, you know, cause I had gone to the happy hour before and they were talking about Marisol and Larsa and they've been talking about Todd. And then we see like footage of them basically saying like that Todd's like garbage. And so I heard all these things about Todd. so when I met her my intentions were really just to say he's garbage and you're garbage for marrying him in the first place and if you go back to him you're actually like a big a bigger bag of garbage than the first bag of garbage I thought you were that's all I was trying to say and like I think you just took it the wrong way and I should have used kinder words but like that's that's really all I meant by it and yeah you got sensitive she's like no no no it's not because I got sensitive that was insensitive thing to say so it's I'm not insensitive you're insensitive just like okay well i apologize okay because anybody would react like that okay do you see why she came in that way no i don't see why she came in that way okay well if you know if she had just been at a thing and she was hearing no no the happy hour happened after that so that's not true that's not true what she said the happy hour was later and she's like no the happy hour was filmed and it was right before this event that's when they invited me to this event she's like oh okay like when alexia gets called out on being wrong and she does not.

28:08She's like, well, you didn't even say hi to me. You didn't even, you know, like you came in, you didn't even say hi. And I respect like that. Like you didn't even say hello. And then for the show footage of Stephanie walking and being like, hi, I'm sorry I missed you last night. Hello. Hey, D-L-L-O. Hello to you, Alexia. Guys, I've got something in my purse for you. It's a hello. You didn't say hello to me. You know what, Alexia? It's so funny that you're here right now because I was just practicing the Beauty and the Beast song. Hello. Bonjour. Good morning. It's like saying hello in many different ways.

28:45Lex is like, no, you never said it. Never said hello. Ever. Hello. Is it me you're looking for? Because I see it in your eyes. Okay. You know, you can stop the clip now. I get the point. Okay. Hello from the other side. And the other side, of course, is a private plane.

29:01So Alexia is like, well, in that moment when she said garbage, you know, like I didn't address it in the moment because I was on a high road. And Andy's like, okay, well, Adriana thinks Alexia was threatened by Stephanie because she was younger and wealthier. And she goes, oh, my God, Alexia, that's Adriana's storyline every season, saying that I'm jealous of young people. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That me and Marisol are jealous of newer, younger, richer girls. Yeah, yeah, that's what you say. Well, guess what? new plot babe okay okay okay does anyone in europe besides adriana feel that alexia was intimidated by her youth and wealth absolutely absolutely absolutely amen yep well yep look we rallied for stephanie okay we brought her into this group we encouraged her to come like she had a lot of hesitation yeah because her biggest hesitation was adriana over there oh yeah yeah That one right there.

30:01That's why she was hesitating. And Stephanie's like, wait, wait. My biggest hesitation was Adriana because you guys told me. And they're like, no, no, no, no, no. Don't try to paw it on us, okay? Stephanie, you said that like, you said that like. She's like, no. And I told her about the clips that I'd seen online. She read a poem about your liver, okay? And we see a flashback of the liver. And she was always showing her tits. That is the reason why. I don't want to be by someone who's always showing her tits, okay? I heard that if you can't even call her Snow White without her showing you her tits.

30:33So you plus the two of you made me think that Adriana is the worst. And you know what? She's actually been the best. She never even showed me her tits. I can say Snow White all day long if she doesn't show me her tits. I love her. So I don't know what to say. Okay, moving on. On the way to Spain, Stephanie said the Chihuahua comment was an example of how Alexia talks down to women. And Alexia is like, oh my God, what a dumb woman thing to say. That's like so dumb Ladies, do you agree with Stephanie? Does Alexia talk down to women? Yes, all the time Andy Kurti Kurti's cracking me up at this reunion Yes, absolutely Monster, monster of a person I actually talk down to men Not to women, and if you were men You would have realized that, sorry We've never seen that, we've never seen you do that Alexia, you cue Stephanie Of dangling her plane as a carrot Okay, so let me, so Stephanie's like, okay, well, let me explain.

31:31Okay, when I was a little girl, there was a day and it was called Show and Tell Day. And we would show up on Friday and we would take our toys and we would show and tell. And I was excited about it. And I'm super excited about my friend's toys and they were super excited about my toy. So I grew up thinking the show, you know, like show and tell is awesome. So like, I loved it. Thank you for the backstory and the education on what show and tell is. if you're trying to tie this into some sort of childhood like thing that you've got going on you're failing already but i'm i'm still going to hear you out she's like yeah you know like most of my friends are happy for me but you know then i realized not everyone's super happy because like if i have a plane and my friend has a plane and i'm like look at my plane my friend's like that's cool look at my plane but if you're talking to somebody without a plane people don't like it they get upset because you have a plane and they don't have it right she's just an asshole I think it's this is like the most hilarious explanation I don't think she's wrong actually but also like why are you not calibrating I think this is where the gap is you know that if you start yapping about your plane to these women who do not have planes they're going to think that you're showing off so why don't you just not yap about it to them it's called like understanding the room read the room girl yeah but also yeah yeah she had a plane at first you know they're like oh my god it's so fabulous she has a plane this and that it's when she starts lording it over their heads and threatening them to leave them places and stuff like that and telling them who can go on how they can go on why they can go on like an like an american idol audition process to get on it like that's really the issue and i actually almost wish that andy had actually drilled a little deeper on that because he kind of like let that go and it's like well in your defense this is a show that is you know leans into wealth and accumulation so uh that's my way of saying can i go on your plane can i okay alexia what do you think what do you think oh sorry go ahead and ask me and then i'll answer you okay you can go ahead before i talk over you okay are you just talking down to me the way you talk down to women right now i'm sorry but you know what you have some boobies right now so that's it you know what But like for her, like the plane is validation and she identifies with the plane.

33:47You know what I mean? Like one time I told her, are you ready to go? And she was like, hold on, wheels down in like five minutes. I was like, are you a plane? Yeah. She identifies as she's playing sexual, you know? So I guess that means she says other planes. Have you ever scissored a plane? That's my question. You guys, I'm not playing sexual. I just, you know, it's just like show and tell. I also just want to remind everyone here at the reunion that the exits are both on the side of the soundstage and in front. And please remember to help yourself before you help anyone else on the couch. Thank you very much.

34:20But I really, I'm not really obsessed with my plane. Yeah. And you know what? Even I had this conversation with Gertie. And Gertie, like you even said, when we spoke on the phone, that Stephanie came in, you know, with all this wealth. And the girls just wanted to automatically be friends. And Gertie's like, wait, wait, wait, wait. Well, Gurney wants to chime in, but first Kiki chimes in. I had a hard time following this. She goes, I guess in that sense, we can be clear with the group. Because I always say this. I see a lot of people running with the narrative like, oh, they're all racist. They're all racist.

34:53And we are racist. Is it classism issues where everybody's like, this one has more money, but maybe I'll lean into this one. And I've said this before, but racist? I don't think so. And I just want to make sure that with all of these backfire, like we're getting online, that like I don't think any of you ladies are, including myself, are racist. I'm a little confused, Ronnie, because we were like one second, we're talking about like the plane and I didn't really understand where Kiki's racist thing was coming in from. Like, do you have any of me? First, she's bringing it from the last episode where she's like, we're not racist.

35:26They were saying that everybody's calling them racist online because of the Gertie stuff and Gertie didn't stop to help them, you know, and say that they're not racist. So she's still on that. but i think all she's trying to say is we're not racist in this group we're classist so

35:44so if people think it's racism it's not that it's classism and everyone just kind of looks at her like babe that was like an hour ago you know yeah and so gertie's like no i want to chime in because when i spoke to you about that that was in the context of me saying damn i didn't do anything to anybody and i'm being treated like a piece of crap but she has a plane and she curses you have from here to Timbuktu and you're like, yeah, you're just kidding. Oh, okay. Yeah, girl. You know, that's why I brought it up. Which is a really good point I'd like to add. Oh, well, we haven't been saying that.

36:14Yeah, but see Alexia twists it. She's like, oh my God, even Gertie told me on the phone, this girl's always leading with her money. Come on, twist her. You know, like, but we haven't been saying that, Gertie. I mean, like, that's such a woman thing to say. So Gertie's like, well, she gets a lot of grace and all of a sudden, Gertie's rude. Gertie's rude. Okay, well, Meanwhile, we're the only ones that didn't ride on it, but you did. Okay. That felt like a relevant point to something, wasn't it? Can someone validate me? Okay. No. Very good. Okay. Glenda from - Jersey for mics. Jersey for mics. Glenda likes Jersey for mics.

36:50Little known facts about Wicked. Asks, hey, I saw Todd's IG post about an unnamed reality TV woman flexing with her private jet and flaunting her Perkins. I was wondering who he could be talking about. Stephanie, what was your reaction to Todd's post? She's like, my reaction is that Todd's a weirdo. Okay, he's cheesy. Okay, Alexia, you agree that you and Stephanie are actually a lot alike. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah. But I think we have to give each other a chance. Yeah, I think they share a lot in common, Kiki. And she's like, yeah, even though we're bickering, but like we still like each other, you know, but then we got along, but then I didn't go on her plane and then she got mad again.

37:35But you know, like, um, it'll be okay. And Stephanie's like, you know, it's clear to me that Alexia is very genuinely kind. You know, I just have to speak to a way that you speak to poor people because they get offended very, very easily, you know, and I don't want another chicken wing thrown at my head. So I've decided Alexia, here's a hundred Thank you Alexia you're just more sensitive than I am It's not a bad thing It's just that like when you spend a lot of time Up in higher altitudes in your private plane You sometimes like lose the brain cells That make you sensitive So I'm just The reason why I'm like that is only because I spent more time On private planes Andy And that's it It's not a good thing or a bad thing One thing rich people learn Is to not make fun of poor people To their faces So I'm going to try and do better So now Andy wants them all to beat their chests like her and be like, I'm Alexia.

38:29So they all do it except Gertie. Gertie's like, hmm, that's cute. That's cute. Now we get questions about Jeff Coby. So Larza tells us he's 31 and Gertie goes, let us pray. Let us pray. When she said that.

38:49Gertie's like, let us pray. I think he wants like kids. Like we kind of go back and forth about kids and like and stuff okay well jeff is in the world of basketball do he and marcus know each other no like lisa do you follow jeff on instagram no okay well much was made about you continuing to follow marcus let's see a flashback of larsa yell at you okay well guess what um tennis from ball says hey larsa is it a requirement for your friends to unfollow all of your exes it's so juvenile. Yeah, but like it's not like if you're not like my close friend. I feel like my really close friends, I feel like they haven't seen what's going on publicly with our breakup.

39:32If you met him through me, you don't really have a relationship with them and you should probably be a good friend and unfollow them. Oh yeah? Well, what about all your other 20 friends who follow him? Like Caroline Stansberry's. They unfollowed him like Lisa like. oh yeah you know when they unvalued him yeah like about a year later after an article came out and then you notice why did you notice me why me because like we were in a friend group like and you had your problems with like lenny like and i feel like we like an all-unfathered lenny like yeah but lenny i mean but also lars is like yeah well obviously but like also lars is like we're on a tv show together okay i'm not on a show with caroline sandbury but we're on a tv show so if you don't do it it's gonna be a storyline okay well what did you mean at jody's birthday party when you told larsa the whole world knows who you are and we see a flashback to that and lisa goes well the general consensus not for me but if you ask anybody like i don't know chat gpt anybody chat gpt just scary scary thing for our times i love that lisa did that though she's like hey chat gpt what do you think of larsa pippen yeah she's a bitch i told you i told you jody

40:52she clearly did ask chat gpt that which is that's the only reason why she would say if you ask anyone like my my good friend chat gpt um they have a certain idea about larsa yeah well i was married like for 20 years at 22 to a favorite like like a famous like superstar like like i have four like superstar kids like what are you gonna like do about it like i feel like we all have superstar kids are you saying my kids aren't a superstar okay andy you've got superstar kids don't you he's like why am i in this okay well i have a lot of companies i've started okay i bought my own house by myself oh no this is larza i have like companies and like i bought my own house by myself like i was the face of butt bleach so like what are you talking about halo collar i do halo collar I don't expect someone else to pay my rent like He's like uh yeah but you got your money From your divorce But I was married for like 22 years like Okay does someone want to clue me in About what chat GPT says about Larsa What is that Says she's a gold digger right is that what you're trying to say I look myself but I'm worried About the water shortage I was married At 22 like I'm not a gold digger Like I'm a gold investor Like

42:09um in essence um i looked it up andy it says that she's polarizing and people criticize her for being image obsessed while other people see her as resilient multifaceted public personality who refuses to be boxed into a single face thank you i love that larsa says thank you to chat gpt thank you so much for that she's like i'll take it thank you that's like so nice like oh my god But ChatGPT is following me, like. I have, like, so many ChatGPT fans. Like, all the bots, they, like, love me. Like, even the bots that, like, try to change elections, they, like, the one thing they all agree on is they just love my feet, like.

42:47So then Larza starts this whole, like, but, like, you know, like, when you live with someone, it's, like, the first person, like, you brought around your kids. Like, it's, like, very hard, like, you know what I mean? Like, like, I feel like my kids were, like, super upset over it. Like, my kids were, like, super, like, super upset. Like they FaceTimed me about it from Los Angeles. They were like really upset about it. Like my whole family had to like come stay with me because it got to the point where it was like so toxic. Like, I don't want to cry like, but. Oh, it's good because you're actually not crying.

43:14You're just changing your voice. Oh, okay. And Lisa's like, well, you didn't tell me any of this. And she goes, well, I expected you to like answer the phone, Lisa. Like I expected you to like be there like and listen to me for like five minutes and just say like I'm really sorry. Like I love you. Like we both hate him. You know what I mean? Like. I love when Larsa's real voice comes out. It's my favorite. Muster from Cheese says, Larsa was harsh by saying you shouldn't have been in Milan because of your sick father. And so we see a flashback of that. And Andy says, Lisa, was she right? She's like, I'm going to get emotional.

43:50Give me a fucking tissue. Give me a fucking tissue. Somehow the cliffhanger. I don't understand how this is a cliffhanger when it's like, oh let's let's bring up your dad who died uh do you feel guilty about not being there that last week and then she's like oh like we know what she's we know what she's joking up about i don't know if it's a cliffhanger but it doesn't matter minor note on like truly an amazing episode i mean so many gems throughout i mean i really can't believe it it was so good yeah this was a great one all right everybody thanks so much for being with us for this very special two pod uh we will We'll be back later today with some Orange County and on Monday with Potomac and also Amazon Live on Monday at 4 p.m.

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