#3039 RHOSLC S605 Part Two: Soup-er Troopers

0:21Hello and welcome to Watch What Crap Ends, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about this is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. Meanwhile, Bronwyn has returned to the table and she is shattered from this reading. That's like, your mom's going to die. And she's sitting there like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like nodding from every body part. Every body part of hers is nodding. She's like, she's like trying to be like cool, but she's like, she's nodding and she's trying.

0:53She's like clearly trying to transition into the, my mom's sick. You guys. She's like, guys? Everybody's like, oh my God, we're women. Like, she's waiting for Heather monologue. Like, we are women who come together for women whose mothers are sick or whatever. She's waiting. She's like, okay, this is special on me. Okay. Okay, I'm ready. Let's shoot it. You're short. You're so short. Bronwyn's like, okay, I'm just going to hold. I'm going to sit here and vamp with my head nods. I'm going to just be vamping over here. You do platforms. I have platforms. Okay, surely they will notice that I'm crying soon.

1:23Can anybody hand me a tissue? Yeah, here's the line. I'm sorry, Bronwyn. You look shattered, but I'm going to go do my reading now. Okay, if you want to do a speech, you'll have to wait for me. Bronwyn needs a tissue. Just don't hold it up too close to Angie or she'll disappear because she's so short. You start it, okay? Angie, you start it. You start it. And you can't take anything back. You start it. Well, Aunt Angie, have some respect for my event at a winery in Utah that serves enchanté while you eat salmon from a waffle cone. Have respect for my event. Bitch, those are my cards. You started it.

2:00You know what? We're not getting anywhere because you want to believe something horrible about me because it makes you feel better about being short. I am not short. I am someone who is tall. And I do tall. You do less tall. Ha! So Whitney's like, at this point, they'll be haunting each other in the next life. They're never going to shut up. They both want the last word. So then Meredith, meanwhile, while uh she finally gets she has that moment where your phone has been dead for a while and then you've plugged you plugged it in and suddenly the apple logo pops up wait a second ron's crying like a little toddler you guys you guys need to stop you need to stop Stop for a minute.

2:47You need to stop. Someone here is crying. We need to address it. Bronwyn, you have the floor. Um, yeah, well, thank you. Both my parents are really struggling right now, health-wise. It's a lot, and, you know, it's been hard for them to hear Brittany call me a gold digger, so, you know, thanks a lot for that. Just a big transition to have my mom living with me, and I love her so much. And I don't know, he said I should make peace with her, and I need to figure out a relationship. What I'm just trying to say is, you guys, both of you, don't say stuff about people's kids. Please don't say stuff that's too far.

3:22There's got to be a boundary because kids like me, I was a kid once, get damaged. Do you understand? Have I brought us together? Have I healed us all? Yeah, same, same, same. I feel the same. That's why I don't want to go low with you. And you know what? I've even told you that. Remember when I told you that I don't want to go low with you? But I have to go low with you because you're really short. That's the only way to talk to you. I have to like bend down. I have to squat down to talk to her That's how short she is This is what she does She goes low Do you even read what you write on the messages Because that was really heartful It was so heartful You guys did you hear what Bronwyn just said God She just said her mom Her mom I wasn't really listening either What did Bronwyn just say She said That my toddler is ready for his binkies.

4:16So come on, let's hurry it up. Why didn't your toddler ask me for a binky? I'm like the head of the Binky Society. Why wouldn't you ask me? I don't want, I don't want to do this. Okay, I don't want to be here with Bronwyn. She can leave. It's like, no, you can leave. You can leave. You can leave. No, you can leave. You can leave. You're ruining Bronwyn's crying scene. No, see, why do you have to do that? Like, why do you have to fucking do that? Just like shut up for once. Okay, because I want to be here while Bronwyn cries. Why did you send a nasty-ass text? Why did you send a nasty-ass text to begin with?

4:47You guys, look. Look at Brittany and I hugging. We're even hugging. I hate Brittany. And I'm hugging her. Well, you two fucking ruin each other's lives. Does nobody understand? That psychic just saw Todd in a jockstrap. Lisa, you are such a bitch. You say shit and you won't even listen. And now we go to Heather's reading. And Terrence is like, hmm. I'm going to give you a very specific reading. okay what i'm picking up is rebirth oh god taking back your birth i just got rid of those little bitches no it's rebirth rebirth oh reba i know i never really listened to her music but i love the idea that i'm gonna give birth to her oh wait i'm getting a voice coming through it says how dare you how to do bro sorry um he's like yeah i really think that this is a time for you to like take back your power.

5:40Do you feel like love's not working out for you? Oh my God, even the psychic knows I'm always single. What the hell? Wow. I love that. Very specific. Only a psychic could know information he pulled out there by saying that she needs to take back her power and she's having rebirth and love's not working out for you. I can't believe he was able to pull out those things, those very, very specific comments about a lady. yeah but we really do expect too much of psychics i mean we're all kind of going through basic things right it's like you can sit anybody down and be like oh my god i sense that somebody hurt your feelings lately you know of course we're all going to be like yes i mean somehow like the ups guy probably recently but you know like we want like really specific things you know it's like ronnie you really need to stop pulling lint out of your belly buttons and then putting it back in there to see how big you can make it get coming back.

6:36Like I need something like that. You really know me. You know what I mean? Yeah. I think also I always thought a psychic would tell you what's coming in the future and psychic. And, um, but like for someone to intuit something about me and then just give me advice when they don't even know me, I'm like, I, that's fine, but that's not special. Yeah. I didn't come to you for anyone can do that. Look at what we do every single day. You're giving second greetings on Instagram. I don't want your advice. You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly. So, uh, back to the fighting. You want this perfect image about you and you want to ruin everyone else, okay?

7:15You want to ruin everyone else. I never said I'm perfect. Lisa, Lisa, do you want to stay good with Angie? You know what? You are a fucking dark Hades bitch, okay? You're dark as Hades and it matches your dark hair color. She's like, oh yeah, you know what? You protrude evil. You're like an evil that... Yeah, you protrude it. No, I don't. You protrude evil. I'm non-Hades. I'm anti-Hades. You protrude evil? Protrude evil. What are either of them even saying right now? Angie has an evil dent coming out of her head. That's an evil protrusion. Lisa, do you want to be good with me? what and angie's like you are such a cup fitness and they're like oh no no no no no you can't say that i'm in real estate angie angie i'm pulling you away pick up my black cards and go to nordstrom honey i and uh and lisa's like honey i don't shop there Yodo.

8:23That's embarrassing to shop at Nordstrom. You do Nordstrom. I do Nord Nordic vacations on a cruise line. I don't know. I lost my material there. Your boyfriend does it for you. I'm back, baby. He's just like, oh yeah? What about Superman, Batch? What about Superman, Batch? I started laughing so hard when she said, what about soup man, bitch? And then I had to rewind it to make sure that's what she said, because I didn't know what she said. And she did say, what about soup man, bitch? And she just stops and goes, what is soup man? Yeah, what is fucking soup man? Mary's like, I mean, is there something?

9:06Isn't there something on Seinfeld with soup? Brittany's like, soup man? Does he know Jared? Is it a tartare? Mary's like, is it a tartare? Because I will not eat that. The producer asked, what's a suit man? And Lisa's like, yeah, well, you know what? I think that's a question for Terrence. Yeah. Yeah. You want to know as a psychic about suit man? Ask him. I really hope this is Lisa's version of a Karen Huger on the fly fabrication. Like when Karen said, like, what it was, you've got a hot box and everyone in Sing Sing knows it, whatever that was. And then when she was asked about what was the deal with Sing Sing, she was like, I don't know.

9:46It just sounded good. So I said it. I love that. Say what, say what Superman is. And she's like, you know what, Angie, shut your fucking mouth. You've got soap coming out of your mouth. Shorty, short soup lover. Close your legs to men who have soup. So close your legs to soupy men. Okay. And so then Heather, Lisa tries to go in and Heather's getting her basic reading or whatever. The guy's like basic. That's what the read I'm getting is basic B. Does that mean anything to you? That's what they used to call me in college. You're so talented. Why is Lisa in here? And Lisa's like, sorry, sorry, okay.

10:25You know what? I'm going back out there. Hey, don't you talk behind my back. Don't you talk behind my back. Why are you saying I'm using someone's credit card? Why would you say that? Because I believe you went on a trip to Greece and used someone else's credit card and had to pay it back. My cards are all in my name. All of them. Mary, will you get my credit cards, please? I want to show her the year I got them. Stop! Stop! Both of you, stop! I'm fun again. You said you believe she took another person's credit card for a vacation. How is that any different from her saying she believes that you took money from America Express, man, and he paid for your Range Rover?

11:04Yeah, she started it. Yeah, she started it. I solved it. You solved it because she started it. So what about that? What about that, Veronica Mars? What about that? She started it. She started it. Oh my God, Angie, stop talking. I solved it for you already. I'm a fun time girl. I'll shantay, am I right? Guys, we have another bottle that you haven't tasted yet. There's another bottle coming out. It's called Francais. Who wants Francais? Who wants some Francais? So Angie and Lisa are arguing. And Lisa's like, I'm going to get prof. I'm going to get prof. So then Heather Heather takes Lisa and literally drags her over to Terrence.

11:49And Lisa's like shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Hi. Hi. Oh my god. Are you reading cards? I love that. I love cards. I love that. Do you like brush balls? I got some new inventory if you want some freebies. Yeah. So Terrence is like okay so who's the water sign? Pisces, Scorpio, Cancer. Scorpio how did you know? It's my husband. And okay, well, how do you feel? Why do I feel like you're rebuilding trust? And she's like, oh my God, I don't know. I don't know. Well, it's like an elastic band and you guys keep snapping back together. Which by the way, that's my way of saying, I think you guys are doing the rubber bands wrong.

12:32You're not really supposed to snap them into each other. Okay, you need to figure out how to communicate with each other again. Cause I also look at this and I go, you know, it feels like you have different paths. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, like when you shoot a rubber band off of a finger and then you go in a different direction, shoot another rubber band off your finger. It's like two different paths. I think you're in like rubber band paths. Yeah. Yeah. And I feel like it's funny because like I said, you guys are like a rubber band that snap back together, but you're also on different paths, which doesn't make any sense because you're either snapping back together or going on different paths.

12:59Yeah, that's true. What do you want to take away from this reading? Yeah, I feel like there's true. That's true. But you know what? This is where I get emotional because I got to stop for a second because I don't want to cry. Hold on a second. okay i think i got it out of me okay you know what but like marriage is hard like shot like hold on i'm not gonna cry don't make me do it again i just feel like i just feel like john's like my best person like he's my and she does that thing where she just takes her finger and like flicks like like a tear she's like yeah he's like my person but like i feel like he's there you know And I just thank God every day that John's not as short because I really don't like sharp people.

13:39He's like, yeah, John's your person, but you're not on the same team. Yeah, I think that that's true. I think it's true. Yeah, lately we've been on totally different pages. And now we see the crises in their marriage. First a month ago, John thinks that Jack can get an apartment and Lisa doesn't want him to get an apartment. Yes, your son needs his own apartment. You want that mop head back in your house? Oh, my God. Get him out of there. It's like I don't even know him anymore. He wants my son, who is college age, to live independently after he just spent two years living independently in a foreign country.

14:16Oh, who is this man? Oh. Yeah, sometimes it feels like we're, like, on totally different planets. And then we see another flashback of Lisa telling John she feels alone in her feelings and he needs to take things more seriously. And Terrence is like, yeah, until you get back to your same team, you're going to feel like lost. She goes, oh, my God. Like, you know what? I just feel alone sometimes, you know? It's like John says that Justin Peltz only harassed him. And I'm like, he was just trying to be nice, you know? And now it's like a five-year fight that we can't get over. So Heather comes back to the table.

14:55Girls, what did I miss? Well, it was a lot of yelling and a lot of screaming. and I've just been focusing on the wine and having a great time at the end of the court at the end table. So Bronwyn's like, okay, someone has to stop. This is like yelling, because Angie is like now, she's seeing red, she can't even process anything. And she's like, so she can say things about me and I have to just sit here. Well, but here's the thing. You're going back and forth. They're digging up. Yes, but I didn't dig up anything on her. I know. I'm having your back right now. But this is who she's always been. Lisa's always been like that.

15:33And you were with her doing it. You never had a problem with Lisa doing that. And Mary's like, amen. Yeah. And so now to say like, I've had enough, it's just a little bit crazy. Like you're fine with the abuse. So you should love getting abused. But I've never dug up anything on anyone, Heather. My biggest thing that I shared with Meredith was that, and then Mary just interrupts her and is like, yeah, but when Lisa would do this, you accepted it when you were her friend. Yeah, and Andrew's like, wait, Mary, you've got to hear this. She goes, no, you've got to hear me too because I'm talking too.

16:08She goes, okay, but no, listen to me. You always want somebody to listen. Well, you listen, but you don't ever listen. And I'm saying something. I have got salmon children inside of me trying to come out. Do you not get it? Yeah. She's like, when she was your friend, you went along with it, Angie. So now Lisa is back and Angie goes in to get her reading. Why did I miss? They keep on saying this. Why did I miss? Was it more about my face? More about my business? I don't have a face left, but I have 12 threads on each side, by the way. Yeah, yeah.

16:42She's so funny to me. She's like, okay. Hi, everybody. I'm back. By the way, I don't have a face lift, but I do have a lot of threads. Okay. That's why I look so good. Okay, everybody. I'm back. Now we got to Angie and Terrence. And so he's like, okay, I see an expansion of your business. I see yourself wrapping yourself in what looks like a giant leaf and dipping yourself into some sort of a white sauce. Oh, yes. That is my plan for full body Dolma spa facials. So, yes. How did you know that? I've only told Sean and Elektra and people in Greece. This is wild. I've also got that you're coming out with albums where you just do covers, but you change all of the lyrics to Zorba, Zorba, Zorba, Zorba.

17:36Oh, wait. There is one song called Olympia in here. That's interesting. uh wait i am seeing a track listing for did you ever know that you were my hero that's fun did you ever know that you're my gyro it's hero sorry i've been trained by many jack-in-the-box commercials so angie is this guy's like i'm sensing that you're coming out with product which is a wild thing to say to a real housewife and she's like oh my god how did he know that i'm coming out with product it's like because you're a real housewife and housewives are always coming out with products so whitney is asking lisa how it was at the reading and she's like oh it was good it was really god yeah he hit on some things that was john that were like spot on but it's good everything's fine yeah everything's fine she's just smiling and everyone's like uh what happened to lisa i've never met someone quite like lisa barlow but i've probably wasted too many brain cells you could just send the sentence there honestly trying to no that was us who wasted the brain cells listening to your various personal epiphanies trying to figure out why lisa will only keep it surface level with us and why she has to appear to be perfect like she just can't get real and be vulnerable.

19:06Sad. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crapins commercial.

19:17Back to the reading. Terrence is like, so is June a travel month for you? Yes, it is. My daughter rides horses and competes, usually in June. Oh, good. I was just wondering if I could crash at your place. Okay. But also, oh, geez, look at this. there's an injury. Uh-oh. But it's not your child. Your child's safe. It's the animal. I'm sensing horse injury. Be careful. Okay. Well, this is a good one. That's at least something you can - That's specific and unique. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. Good job, parents. That's what I'm waiting for. I need Terrence to be like, you're going to prison.

19:51You know what I mean? I need him to like get things like that. Like you - Exactly. You faked a robbery at your house, you know? I want like a final destination thing. Like, oh, don't get on that plane. you know, or like, hey, that horse got injured. I don't want to hear like, oh, I'm sensing you're coming out with product. It's like, well, that has already happened. So that's not exciting. Yeah, or like the Sylvia Brown style, you know? I was just talking about Sylvia Brown with one of my friends. Like Sylvia Brown, how she used to do, or she'd be like, okay, I'm getting a B. I'm sensing a B. Oh, my husband's name is Bob.

20:23Yeah, Bob's ugly. Okay, anyone else next? Sylvia Brown just rips people to shreds under the guise of spiritualism. So Whitney's like, well, what did he say about your friendships? Well, he's like, you get burned because you love people so big. And then I want to do everything for people, but it doesn't work out great for me. By the way, he said none of this. None of that. So just goes out lying. Lisa just saying. Meredith's like, he said that. She goes, I'm power-frizing. So now it's time for, Angie's out. Meredith's going to go back in. And Angie's saying, it was fun. It was really positive. It was funny.

21:01In June he showed a horse And we do travel for Electra's show But he said that it showed a possibility of an injury in the horse So Electra might be riding Another horse And Mary's like Well I mean that doesn't mean it has to happen And she's like but you know horses do get injured So Lisa's like Okay wait I mean do you feel bad about anything that you've said Do you feel Do short people have like the ability to feel terrible I already apologized sorry I didn't hear it because I was all the way up here in the heights of being 5 '6". So, but you talked about her kid's product and she goes, and she talked about your husband's scout dick.

21:44Don't go low like that. Come on, don't go low. That's probably what you should have thought about before you sucked your husband's scout dick. And I apologize for saying she sucked scout dick. Hi, dad. Yeah, you know what? Look, I'm stopping. I'm stopping. Okay, I'm not going to say another word about Joe. And then she's like, but you did. You did. No, but you started it. Because you started it. Because she sits there and she's like, I'm sorry I said anything. But like, you did it. You started it. Oh, my God. Let's fight, fight, fight, fight. More fighting, more fighting, more fighting. And it's just so annoying.

22:15And Whitney just walks Lisa away from the table. Because they just keep starting over and over. So then Lisa's like, I grace the surface, honey. I grace the surface. I don't have a fucking face left. I grazed the surface. You were not cattle on a field. I grazed it. So Mary is like, okay, let me, let me talk to her. Let me, let me talk to her. Okay. I'm going to just, just calm down. You're hurt. Just calm down. She's a jealous fucking bitch and she won't stop. Okay. We'll just find somewhere to solve it. She's fucking five. Okay. It's like talking to a toddler. She's also like no taller than five feet.

22:54Let's be honest. So Angie, Angie goes in for her reading. Yeah. So Angie goes in for hers. No, no, actually, Angie does not go into hers. Meredith is getting her reading, and Angie goes in to get her props. Oh, you're right. Yeah, yeah. I just saw Angie goes in, too. Yeah. So Angie goes in to get her big, old, huge Tupperware props. So Meredith is sitting there, and Terrence is like, so I look at this say, and I say, God, someone is struggling with mental health. Is it benzos? Is it mental health? Is it a deeper drug? Do you have any in your purse that you could share with me? It was a long flight.

23:28and honestly, nobody's really given me anything to work with here. Can I have some pills? You don't trust this friend's narrative. Don't let that pull you down. Live your honesty. And it's like, very interesting. She does not believe it for one second. Yeah. Now Angie has her tub. She's back to the table with the tub. We're all wondering what it's going to be. So she opens it up and there's a bottle of Vita tequila that's vacuum sealed. And Heather goes, oh my gosh, are we scrapbooking? Because, you know, in that moment, she like genuinely thought that was going to happen. She's like, wait a second.

24:02I forgot to bring my bonnet for the scrapbook. I may not understand psychics or American Black Express, American Express Black cards. But one thing I do understand is scrapbooking sisterhood. And Bronwyn goes, this is a race to the bottom. Okay, Bronwyn, we get the race. She's going to say this every episode now. Yeah, it's a race to the bottom. I actually was the one who started it. Okay. I mount it and then Bronwyn said it first and I said it back and I was just saying it again. So I kind of like started the race to the bottom. This is so anti though, to have a prepared thing and to just have the worst timing because Lisa's not even there.

24:37Lisa's stormed out. So Lisa's like leaving and Whitney has followed her. So she's doing this without even having Lisa there. She's just like, you know what? It wasn't an appropriate time. So I'm going to do it anyway because I had it planned. So she's pulling out some books, the Vita. and there's a little horse that Lisa bought Electra at one point. So everyone's like, Angie, not the horse, not the sweet little horse. No. And Bromid's like, I mean, the bigger insult for me here is that not that Angie brings the gifts to return, it's that Angie clearly never wants these gifts. That Vita is still vacuum packed.

25:13But to be fair, my Vita bottle from Lisa is also vacuum packed. So I guess we just all don't really like Lisa. So I thought it was Whitney that walked out Lisa, but it wasn't, it was Mary. So Mary's like, Lisa, you need to solve this. You're an adult. Show them how to solve things. You need to go back there and show them how to do this. And Lisa's like, you're so motivational. Okay, I want 10 % of your income. No, sorry. Sorry, I don't have that card anymore. Sorry. So she comes back and Mary's like, so why do we have Tupperware? Who has Tupperware? Is this a thing that people still use? And Angie's like, I thought since you took your product, you sent me money back.

25:54I brought you back the things you gave me. Angie, you just don't got it. No, I don't get it. Angie, you're just upset that I'm working with Karastas. Oh, are you working with Karastas? I don't believe you are even working with Karastas. Oh, really? Are you tagging? Did you tag? Did you tag into it? No, because you're not working with Karastas. you are not doing that. Lisa goes, okay, so who's my best friend? And everyone's like, uh, uh, actually that's a good question. And Angie goes, Ben Affleck. And actually what's funny is that like Angie like thinks for a long time. She like looks away and she ponders.

26:38She's like, what should my comeback be? Ben Affleck.

26:44Let's call the head of Kerasus then and we'll tell her how upset you are. You're really jealous. Okay, you know what? You guys both have beautiful fucking hair. Who cares? The only person with bad hair here is Brittany, okay? So into Whitney's reading. So Terrence is like, why do you feel like communicating is upside down in the hump? Because that's how I hang. Okay. I don't really understand. Well, for a while, I stopped being Whitney. I stopped drinking. I stopped getting piercings I stopped using a pole But now I'm Whitney again So when I communicate it's upside down You kind of let the world take over Instead of you taking over the world You have to be your authentic self Yeah Wara's beauty was the only thing That made me feel equal in our marriage And looking back Justin showed no interest in it And I didn't realize how much I needed Justin's approval and how much it hurt me that he didn't want to be part of Wild Rose Beauty cry.

27:56It's hard because I love Justin, but I resent him and I don't feel like I can talk to Justin about these things. Like, wow. So you realize you're detailing a terrible relationship right now, right? She's like, wow. The only thing that made me feel like I was respected and equal in our marriage was for me to change exactly everything about who I am. And I went into this endeavor and he didn't even support me then. So now I realize that I'm just gonna go back to me and I think he'll like it. I don't know, because I can't even talk to him about things. So anyway. But from what we've seen on the show, didn't Justin, was at all the events saying like, they're gonna put their life savings into her company, which they did and then lost it.

28:41So didn't Justin kind of support the company? I mean, he put his life savings into it with you. and yeah but he may not have been enthusiastic he also wasn't that part of his main company soul people or whatever the thing like he has an mlm company he's like an mlm person and then they rolled her company they rebranded her old company into whitney rose or wild rose and rolled that into a new mlm under his mlm i think i think this is how it's going i i don't know this sounds weird to me because i think that they i think it was both of their things so i I don't know. I'm confused about, I'm so confused about MLM life, you guys.

29:19Somebody needs to explain it to me because it's hard to know. But either way. She feels unsupported. She feels unsupported. So now back at the table. Anja, I didn't degrade anything your family's doing. I didn't degrade cute Electra and her amazing horse hobbies. You degraded my business. Okay, you go, guys, I love both of you in very different ways. And I feel like when I just dissed Brittany's hair, you guys almost didn't even hear that. And I just want to point out again that we all have great hair except for Brittany. Does anyone want to laugh this time? No? That was funny. I love that she has no problem.

29:54Just like, guys, we need to be nice to each other, but I'm going to attack Brittany every sentence I have. Brittany is such a fucking punching bag for these women. It is hilarious. Like they will just go out of their way, out of nowhere, just to take a swipe. Like they'll be talking about something else entirely and be like, you know, just find some way to make it an insult on Brittany. And I love it. And she doesn't even care. That's what's so funny. Brittany just kind of laughs. She like makes the thing like, guys, God, we are such girlfriends, aren't we? She's just happy to be there. Yeah. So Lisa's like, I got to go now.

30:26Bye. Bye. So now she cuts through Whitney's reading. Whitney's sitting there getting a reading. And she's like, excuse me, excuse me. I got to go. And Terrence is like, you've got a snake that you've got to get rid of. Is there someone you think is a friend that you can't trust? I'm sorry. Has anybody seen my case? Has anybody seen my case? I don't know if there's a snake. It's getting closer. You, Terry, do you know where my keys are? The snake is breathing on my face right now. Do you know who the snake is? No, I don't know who you could mean. Who could it be? So now Angie is like, I don't even want to know.

31:06I don't even know what to say right now. You guys all want me to like kiss the ring and I'm not going to sit here and be fucking made up and having her slinging mud at me. I am sick of it. Greek tears, Greek tears, Greek tragedy. It's fucking getting old. I am not going to be fucking bullied. Wow. Wow. I am sick of this. Wow. So now she says she's being bullied because they're all telling her she has to be nice and make up with Lisa. And I think her frustration is the typical, wait a minute. I'm fighting her. you all were fighting her but now you've decided that you're going to make up with her so now i have to make up with her no one's on my team it's like on orange county where shanna's like well how great i guess everybody's friends with tamar again that makes me the asshole yeah and i think angie also like there's something like she has something where um when she's feeling cornered she just feels like the world is against her and she's like trying to stand up for herself and be resilient and I think she like does not hear any reason so here she is she's ranting and she's saying I am not going to be bullied into submission and then she takes the toy horse and she throws it behind her and Mary's like oh and she's like you're gonna hurt somebody Angie Angie you broke the horse and we see that the poor horse this leg was broken I don't know why this was so sad to me this little cute toy horse that represented like a time of happiness in Electra's childhood and now it's being used for fodder in this house while I fight and now it's lying on the ground of the enchante vineyards with the leg that's been shattered off of it sad well glue doesn't just make itself then so Mary's like oh my god that was Electra's horse you gotta make glue to use glue on the horse um Mary's like that was Electra's horse so he was right you gotta give it to him It was true.

32:56I think this was a totally valid psychic prediction. The guy said there's going to be a horse that gets injured. And a horse literally broke its leg within the same episode. That was amazing. The most successful psychic moment ever to happen on Bravo. But she is degrading me. She's trying to make me look bad. Soup man. Yeah, who is the soup man? I don't know anybody that sells soup.

33:22It was a good question. who sells soup in salt lake city like i can imagine in new york city with the seinfeld thing that you go into a bodega and there's like a soup guy but like in salt lake city is there a soup man that's it's funny so um angie's mary's like uh she's like these are my cards i have cards i have reputation you guys are not less and now she's starting to spin out and mary's like angie nobody's worried about your reputation we know better now just stop it stop taking it so hard it's not that deep. And so Mary's like, Angie's just in a blind rage. And I don't like being around that kind of feisty anger.

33:55It's just unsettling for me. And she's like, you're stronger than this. I am stronger. That's why I am not going back to this shit friendship. You've gone back and you've gone back and you've gone back and you've gone back and you've gone back. And I was like, Mary, like Angie. And then Mary's like, what did you just say to me? Which I love when people say that. That's like a great, like when, when someone says, what did you just say to me? You know, you're really in trouble. That's a halting statement right there. Yeah. So she's like, you guys have all made up with her. And she's like, what? And so now Mary's mad.

34:27And so now Mary's like, I'm not going to be mad at Lisa because you're going to be mad at Lisa. And this isn't cool. I got screamed at for trying to make peace. And she's like, Mary, you have made friends with her after she said horrible things about you. And Mary's like, I'm done with you. And now she storms out. Mary. Oh, honey, honey, honey, honey, Mary. Mary, who just got upset that somebody got too mad over nothing. It's like, I'm storming out now. How dare you? Yeah. So Mary storms out through Whitney's reading. Of course, Whitney's having the longest reading. She's just taking all her sweet time on this one.

35:03And now we just have Angie, Heather Bronwyn, and Brittany at the table. And Whitney comes back and she's like, I am not going to sit here and take it. I'm fucking not. I don't eat soup. I'm not doing anything illegal with anyone who sells soup. Illegal? I think it was just an implication of an affair, but now she's like, I am not running a drug ring with someone who sells soup. I'm not smuggling soup. And so Heather does her whole, like, well, Bronwyn gives a speech. She's like, look at me. I've had the same experience. I mean, Lisa shuts me down because she doesn't want to say certain things and she says things that are exaggerated or twisted and you can only control yourself.

35:43And you don't have to take it, but you don't have to engage in it either. Okay, you don't have to engage in it. But do you see what she's doing and what she does over and over? I see it. We all see it. We are sisters in this group and we see things together. And that is our job as sisters, that when we see something, we say something, but we all give each other grace. Yeah, but is this what friends fucking do? No, but we've been through a lot together. We're women. Women who go through things. I love you guys. I even kind of like Brittany. Brittany's like, hey, thanks. What I am angry and hurt about.

36:20Brittany is pulling out cactus needles from her fingers from stroking it last week. What I am angry and hurt about is that she's willing to go solo. And she thinks that she's going to make me afraid. And I am not afraid of her. You shouldn't be afraid of her. Oh my gosh, you guys. you guys i have an announcement jared has texted me he's called me four times and he's texted me one two three four five six times i'm gonna call him are you guys okay with that i'm gonna call jared no don't call jared don't call him we're in a sisterhood okay be pissed remember you're supposed to be pissed we got your back hello the uh dominant osmond on the phone hello welcome uh Hi, this is Bronwyn McCourt calling.

37:07I just want to say, do you pay Britney's bills? Quick question. I have helped Britney from time to time. Okay. Okay. Well, that's great. Okay, Jared, she's going to give you up for Lent. So call her in May. Bye. It's over. See you. It's nice knowing you. Bye. Guys, that was Jared. And they hang up on him and they're like, oh my God, Bronwyn, Jesus. And Bronwyn's like, as someone who's been accused of being a gold digger, wow, she could level up. I mean, she really needs to. I mean, we all see this, right? Like that I'm not the gold digger. She's the gold digger, right? Like, I mean, it's like crazy that I was even called the gold digger in the first place.

37:40We really should talk about this a little bit more, guys. And Whitney does her end song where she's like, Oh, the drama, but cheers. Let's have some wine. Some friends left quick tears through faith. Is this Mary Had a Little Lamb or Camp Town Ladies? Whitney? Oh, the drama. What about the cheers? Let's have some wine. Some friends left quick. Tears through facelifts. It's like, oh, you were doing so well with Puff the Magic Dragon there, Whitney. You really just lost your way. Tears through facelifts, but there's always next time. Okay, now it's the wind beneath my wings. Get her off. Get her off the TV.

38:24And that was it for an extremely chaotic and hilarious episode. It definitely was. It was definitely one we'll always remember. For sure. That poor horse. The soup guy. I mean the soup guy. Come on. He's the soup guy. Classic. Man. I love that. All right, everybody. We sure love you. Thanks for being with us. Check out videos on Crappins On Demand. Video recaps, that is. And this week's Trailer Trash is a Southern Charm breakdown for the preview. Go check that out. We'll see you Monday night at 5.30 Pacific Time for Crappy Hour. Find links to that and our Amazon lives over at the link in bio on our Instagram page at watch what crappens.

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