#3052 RHOP S10E04 Part 1: The Preak-Ness Monster Filter

0:21Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappens. I'm Ronnie and that's Ben. Hello, you gorgeous man. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Good. I love seeing you in a hotel setting. The vertical blinds really brings us back, doesn't it? Isn't this gorgeous? Look, I'll move out of the way so everyone can see the crack of light coming through. Oh, yeah. Beautiful. Those are vertical blinds, are they? Those are curtains. They're just curtains. They're just your standard hotel curtains. But I am recording from the Big Easy right here in the heart of New Orleans. It's so exciting. A New Orleans podcast, at least on my end.

1:01Yeah, I'm just home. But I've been looking at all your pictures going all over Nola. It's cute. You've met some of the crappy, crappy listener, crappin's listeners. You got some pralines. Yeah, the craziest thing. At least pralines. Whoa. Whoa. No, it's the craziest thing. I got in Saturday around noon or one. I dropped myself off in the hotel and I was like, let me launch myself into the French Quarter. So I started walking over there. I walked like two blocks and then I hear Ben Mandelker and I look and it is someone named Kate who we actually met in Seattle. Kate lives in Washington, but Kate famously sent us that video of Heather Dubrow talking to someone at the NOLA airport, because I guess she was in NOLA earlier this year.

1:50And this was Kate again. And Kate had gotten married the night before. And she was now packing up to leave to go on to the next chapter or whatever. But I guess she had come back to New Orleans to get married. And what are the odds? I almost didn't even take that walking route. And I changed it at the last second. And what were the odds to run into Kate, who lives in Washington, not DC, but Washington State, right there on the street. So that was very funny to me. I love it. And yeah. And then on top of that, also our friend Nichelle Turner from Entertainment Tonight, she was staying a block away, it turns out.

2:23So then I went and got to hang out with her. And then she's like, I'm going to drive you. She's like, I'll drive you to dinner because I had a dinner reservation. And then there was a parade and the parade let out. Of course, there's a parade, by the way, of course, New Orleans. The parade at all times. It was a crazy parade, and we got stuck in the parade traffic for an hour to go two miles away. It was wild. So it's been full of all sorts of adventure here in New Orleans. Uh-oh, you're frozen? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Did I lose my connection here a little bit? So you were just sitting in traffic with Michelle?

3:00I was for an hour, which was great. It's a great way to bond with someone. so yeah that's a great that's a great person to get stuck in traffic with she's awesome

3:14that's what we did for an hour we just we just sang that we sang the entertainment tonight theme song for an hour talked about what a little bitch don't john tesh was

3:26very hard am i right so it's been so fun here i saw oh i saw a little baby alligator a little baby alligator isn't that funny yeah that's pretty cute i guess it's not funny it's not funny at all it's just like it was basically funny for you because i already imagined the squeal you squealed as you ran and hid no i was from i was in a safe distance no uh dom and i went back to that remember we went to that park where we went to um uh what's it called cafe du Mond. So Dom and I went back to that park and there's like a little, like a little lake, a little pond in there. And there was like a little girl just like walking around and she started throwing bread at all the, at all the ibises.

4:09All these birds are flocking and it's like, don't do that because you're going to attract the alligators. And sure enough, there, there had been like a little alligator that had been sunning. I mean, it was about as long as a shoe, maybe a little bit longer. And then of course it started paddling over like, Oh yeah, yeah, I'm going to get an ibis as if it could, it was so small, but I love that. Like toxic masculinity runs even in alligators. And so, so then like we had to like tell the little girls, like parents, like, um, don't throw bread because it attracts birds and birds attract alligators.

4:42And they're like, uh-huh. Like, cause there's an alligator right there. They're like, Oh no, Charlize get over here. Um, so anyway, They're like, whatever, loser. Their child's legs are sticking out of an alligator mouth. Like, whatever. It's like being rolled. And I'm so upset because Robin, the singer from Southern Charm, New Orleans, she sings in this hotel, but not during the time that I'm staying here. It's like on Thursdays only. So I'm very sad to be missing Robin. Aw. Well, good. I'm glad you're having fun over there. That's my entire New Orleans. Yeah. My New Orleans wrap up for everyone.

5:19This has been Ben's eye on New Orleans. Oh, I also ate at Nina Compton's restaurant last night. That's the last thing I'll mention. Nina Compton, who was on Top Chef, who we love and we also feel like should have won her season of Top Chef. Was that Top Chef Philadelphia maybe she was on? I don't remember. But she should have won Top Chef. And we ate at her restaurant last night, which I got to say was good, not great. Not going to lie. It could have been better. It could have been better. at Carlos Gaetan's restaurant in Disneyland. Like downtown Disney. He has a restaurant in downtown Disney.

5:52It was amazing. Yeah, from Top Chef. He's a Michelin star chef now. I had no idea. So delicious. That was some of the best food I've ever had. We both had a Top Chef weekend. I know. I was sad about Nina's restaurant. I sort of got the sense that like Nina's restaurant was probably amazing when it first opened, but now it's been a few years and I don't think she's back there in the kitchen. And it's kind of like one of those things where you feel like maybe the quality has lapsed a little bit. Like it was overall like good, but like there was some stuff that was so salty. Like my entree was so salty.

6:27Like I almost couldn't finish it, but of course I did, but it was, it was good. It was definitely good. I know. I love Nina too. I don't hold it against her. I hold it against whoever's running the kitchen back there now um all right well whoever works there kill that person and everybody else throw that person overboard throw that person to the baby alligator and everybody else welcome to watch what crap and so tonight we are doing amazon live at 4 p.m pacific time join us there you can find that on your amazon prime tv app or you can just uh find the link in our link in bio at Instagram. And then next Monday, we will be doing crappy hour at 5.30 p.m.

7:07Pacific time over on YouTube Live, Patreon, and Instagram is free everywhere. So just join us for that. Super fun. And I think that's it. That's all we have to promote right now. That's it. Whoa, isn't that great? Yeah. So today is Real Housewives of Potomac Season 10, Episode 4, Tropic Like It's Hot. What a funny episode. This episode was so good. Potomac is really strong this season. Less strong is Kierna. She's really, she's starting to grate me. Why is it that anytime someone walks onto an episode, Kierna gives them stank eye? Like really, like you were trying too hard to be relevant this season.

7:46Like you went from being invisible to doing too much. Well, you know why I'm liking this season so far? Because it's an audition season and we love some Bravo auditions. This is where Bravo is like, uh-oh, it's time. We need to get a whole bunch of new housewives. Let's just throw a whole bunch of people in there. And I include Kierna in this because even though she's been here three years now, it doesn't seem like it. They're like, you're still auditioning, Kierna. But, yeah, everybody's auditioning. And it's like housewives improv. You know, you guys come in here. We're going to put you at a lunch.

8:20You guys better fight about something or you're out of here. And they have to come in and do their audition. And they are trying so fucking hard. And it's so stupid. It's literally one of the dumbest seasons of any Housewives show I think we've watched as far as like trying to have a fight every five minutes. And they're all just idiotic. They're all idiotic. I mean, Giselle came after someone in all seriousness over Instagram filters. She really I mean, it's so stupid, but it's still funny. And I love to watch a good audition. That's why Chorus Line is such a great show. And even movie, despite the bad reviews when it came out.

8:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I hope I did. Glad we settled that. I hope I get it. How many housewives do they need? So that's how I'm looking at it and it's making it much more enjoyable. Yeah, I think it's like a great season so far. I am a little surprised that Angel is a full-time housewife because she definitely gives friend of energy. She feels like a new version of Jacqueline quite a bit. So I'm really surprised. Maybe it's because she has a football player husband, but Jassy has a football player husband and she's not full-time. And I was thinking to myself originally, like, it's shocking that they didn't make Jassy a full-time housewife both last season and this season.

9:35But now I'm realizing that there is a certain joy in, like, keeping Jassy as a friend of. Like there's certain people like on Miami, you have Adriana and Marisol who are kept in a friend of jail because they want it so badly that it's almost funnier seeing them strive so hard to be like full-time housewife. How Marlo was so good as someone who just wanted to be a housewife and then she became a housewife and it wasn't as good. And so I think they discovered that with Jassy, she's someone who probably could be a housewife, but it's a bit more entertaining to keep her on the fringes. So she's like working really hard for it.

10:15Yeah, I mean, Jassy's kind of a non-starter for me. She always has been. I don't really get it. I shouldn't say non-starter. No pun intended because someone's been a starter for 10 years or whatever, which is another stupid argument in this. But I agree about the other one, Angel. But I love that Angel doesn't really seem cut out for this. And so they're just, you know, it's like when you have a piece of meat that's too rough and you don't want to marinate it overnight. And so you put it in a plastic bag with all of the seasonings and then you just beat the crap out of it with a mallet and just hope that it tenderizes.

10:51That's what they're doing right now to Angel. They've thrown her in a plastic bag with some adobo and some chicken stock and they are just pounding the shit out of her for no reason. And it's hilarious. They just keep attacking this poor woman for nothing. She hasn't done anything to anyone. And they're literally like, let's just pound Angel every episode. Let's see if we can make Angel cry today. Well, because they sense weakness. They sense weakness. And she's like a little slippery with some of her truth. They also sense money. And you know this cast gets very jealous. They do. There's money.

11:19There's weakness. There's slipperiness. Because, I mean, Angel does sometimes forget certain things that have been shown on camera. So I don't think that they respect someone who comes on as a lapdog and they're seeing her as a lapdog. And there probably is a sense of like, wait a second, she gets to be a full-time housewife, but she is giving friend-dub energy because the friend-dubs are usually the lapdogs. So I think they're coming for her about – I think the reason why Giselle is going to come at her about Instagram filters is because she senses that this woman is weak and she can do it. You know, and Angel does not do a very good job of being like, you better shut the fuck up, Giselle.

12:05You know, she instead tries to sort of explain it, etc. And now Wendy is eating her up. And I don't know how she's going to make it through this season, quite frankly. I think she's already lost. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not putting it past her. because the ones who have like retreats and the ones that are into meditation, I say it every time there's a character like this, they are always the craziest people in real life and on these shows. And so they just need to break her down and they will, they will break her down. She's already close. They're going to break her and then we'll see what comes out.

12:40You know, they're going to make that flower bloom early. So we're going to see what's going to happen. I I'm still holding out hope for her. I'm still holding out. They want her to turn on Kierna. If she turns on Kierna, which there were sort of hints that she was going to, then um then i think they will be happy and the funny part is which i almost forgot about is that we had the first sign of a rift between kiana and angel was the fact that angel actually stood up for wendy in the whole um beef about wendy asking kiana if she did her own makeup and and angel said well did you ask wendy how she was doing so if anything angel was taking up for wendy And then Wendy completely, you know, you know, last episode kind of like turn the tables on Angel.

13:26And now Angel, of course, doesn't like Wendy anymore. But I think if she turns on Kierna, then Giselle will ease off because they love that. They love when someone turns on their friend. Yeah, they just need to get them fighting so that they don't have to try so hard. Because Ashley and Giselle and Wendy are all three trying really hard. They're just like, let's start some fights, get these people going so we can sit back and not have to do much, you know, but it's going to take a lot of work. So we'll see who breaks first and who becomes crazy. But they got Tia today, too. And Tia didn't have any problem shutting Ashley down, which was glorious.

14:00It was glorious. Tia had a great episode. She cemented herself as one of my faves. Oh, yeah. Even though she was so good. she yeah she already was but now she she now we actually have something tangible to be like why she's our favorite beyond just having an accent it was like she lived up exactly to our potential and tia tia walks around this cast like she's been on the show for four years already which is what i love about her she's so self-possessed and um she just i mean the way she just wow the way she handled ashley was so hilarious and so great she basically treated ashley like one of her daughters and got it together and then her own son she got her son together when her son like threatened to be adopted away from the family she's like okay well don't do it before sunday thank you so much and be sure it's somewhere close so i can call you mommy will miss you when you're adopted so good all right well let's get it going so we are on our way to preakness in the sprinter van and um karen is still trying with stacy um she's you know she's done with stacy and she's like you can do anything now stacy and she's like k hates me i just i've never understood when i mean i'm just breathing and she's like i hate the way you breathe girl everyone on this cast hates the way you breathe have you not been paying attention the past four weeks use a different analogy this one would set you up for failure.

15:25So Kieran was like, Stacey, stop touching me. Stop touching me in your hair. It's just Stacey. You're trying to be my friend. And everyone's just like, Stacey, you are a toucher. Put your butt back. Get your butt back over there. Yeah, I think that I'm ready to see some horses and make some money. That's what I came in to do and everything. So now they're settling down from their little fight that they had before. And Greg has given her 20s to give to everybody. Big spender over there. So now they go to Preakness. This is so Kierna too to be like, my boyfriend gave us money to spend. Ladies, here's a 20.

16:02I know. Giving everyone$20? Kierna, come on. That is so sad. I mean, Hundy's maybe. Hundy minimum, if you're going to be handing out bills. I think so. 20. How many are that? Yeah. And then she's like, I'm going to give that girl less money. Less than 20? Girl, come on. Is there a laundromat So you can get some actual quarters To give people you cheap ass So they arrive and Wendy has little gold binoculars Which she holds up all the time Because that's a pop and she's in the pop comedy And she's hilarious Wendy's like hilarious you guys So she does that they take a group shot and stuff And she's like I'm so excited to host The ladies at Puitness We can all enjoy the festivities First lady first lady first lady first lady first lady first lady who I know very well I'm going to be seeing her in a little bit she's going to love us, she's going to hang out with us so Kiana gives out her$20 and again less to Stacey and then they're all just like all excited to be there and everything and Stacey is like like cannot believe she got less and Kiana's trying to get changed to give Stacey the fewer than$20.

17:17I think again Kiana really thinks that she's being like so hilarious by giving Stacy less than$20. But I'm like, you don't understand. You just, like, that$20 is already your high watermark. It's already sad. It's just too sad. So it's not funny when you're giving Stacy less. It's just more emphasizes how sad your initial offer is. And later on, Giselle will show you exactly what a Potomac-level shade, prop shade is, not like giving$15 instead of$20. I mean, you might as well be handing out discount car wash coupons. You know, it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing. So now there's like, you know, twerking for their money or whatever.

18:01And now she's like, I'll give you a tootie. And so Stacey tries to twerk with them. And, you know, it's Stacey twerking, which is basically like watching a toothpick in the wind. Just kind of toothpick in the wind. It's not going to work. no. So then they're just still all talking and everything and they're being silly, placing bets. And Wendy in the middle of it says, you know, just bring my name up to Angel. She'll talk about me for seven minutes. And she's like, Ooh, something happened. Something's happening. Where'd you all go, by the way, where'd you all go to school? Temple. And Wendy's like, yeah, but we didn't know, we don't know each other.

18:38I never spoke with her whatsoever. But then she goes, but I did, I did hear that she didn't graduate, which is funny. Like you don't know, you didn't know her. You didn't speak with her, But somehow you know whether or not she graduated from Temple. Interesting. Yeah, and Angel isn't trying to make a storyline like she knows Wendy. This isn't that. She isn't. And Wendy's trying to make it that, but it's not that. Wendy every season wants to make it like somebody's just dying to know her. It's like a NECA thing all over again where she's like, oh, she's just dying to know me. As if her mom didn't call her and threaten her life or whatever that whole thing was.

19:11She's like, jerk. I miss that storyline, by the way, of the mom threatening.

19:19that was so good the season of shrine fights oh my god i uh the shrine battle was was a rough one but that was another example where wendy was like i don't even know the school i don't know who she is and i was like wendy was like friends with wendy i'm sorry neka was friends with wendy's sister like they definitely knew each other and wendy was acting like she didn't know so again here comes wendy acting like she doesn't know who angel is and yet seems to know enough that um that she didn't graduate so Giselle but all Angel said was that she know she knew her but they weren't friends like that they just went to the same school and she's talking to school so Angel's not trying to make it sound like oh I know Wendy ooh but Wendy's trying to make it sound like Angel is saying that and it's you know it's kind of embarrassing for Wendy but it's very on brand so I enjoy it it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial

20:16So Giselle's like, wow, but just the other day she said she graduated in what? Oh, nine. And you graduated with three. And Wendy's like, oh, six. So Giselle's like, well, let me check my sources because the word on the street is that didn't happen. Well, I think something may have transpired. That's why she left. And like Wendy's like looking away, like she's dropping some tea and everything. And Giselle's really funny in this scene because she just kind of drops her mouth and looks at Wendy like, oh, my God, that is the least subtle I've ever seen you try to be. as far as trying to get me to be messy, but I'll do it anyway.

20:48She just laughs in her face. She's like, okay, I'll still do it. She's like, you still have no chill with any of this storyline forming, but I'll do it for you anyway. I'm bored. I know. In fact, I'm surprised that she chose Instagram filters over graduation controversy for this evening's grand clash at the dinner table. She's like, you know what? I will go with the one that I can more easily prosecute. What are these Instagram filters? yeah so wow guys huge controversy uh one of them graduated in 09 and one of them graduated in 03 so it's big there's a big fight brewing um so now they're talking about whether or not stacy bet and she's like i'm not betting k's giving a tutorial i don't know but i put that 20 in my pocket girl that's how you stay rich and then uh meanwhile this like random guy we we cut to like this guy, it's like a handsome guy is talking to Ashley and he's like, you seem like an interesting person.

21:48I'd love to get to know you a bit more. Maybe take you out. I was like, wow. So this man is, he looks tall, handsome, wealthy, respectful, interesting. Uh, he has no shot with Ashley. Uh, yeah. Unless you are bald and over 60 and creepy and look like you may want to throw a ring into a volcano. I'm sorry, sir. You better move along. I'm sorry. Unless you look like the bottom of a shoe, you are not welcome here sir okay unless you look like one of the rock trolls from frozen unfortunately you're just gonna have to move on sir what you thought you could just win over ashley because you're handsome and seem to have a nice personality and a respectful i don't think so sir unless you have the face of a baby as seen through one of those machines they look at babies at what are those machines what is it called when you go to get your baby looked at when it's inside your stomach.

22:41An ultrasound? Yeah. Unless you have the face of an electrosound baby.

22:48Unless you look like the baby from Roger Rabbit playing the boss baby, playing Gollum, you're just not going to have a shot at Ashley Darby. I'm sorry, but unless you look like a blister that's about to pop, you are not welcome here, sir. Okay? We need crustier, crustier. Good luck to you. Sorry, not enough to be a shame for everything. You should be ashamed of everything coming out of your eyes and nose. Sorry. Shame on you for thinking that your beautiful face and nice personality would ever win over a woman. You have failed. But also, what a thirst bomb to be at Preakness with cameras everywhere and being like, I'm going to go hit on one of those people on camera.

23:31Like, go over there. Yes. No one needs you here. You thirsty, thirsty man. So now they sit down to eat and Angel's feet hurt. That's her storyline. And Stacey's like, I can't believe Ashley's been here five minutes and she already has a date. How is that possible? Wait, are you still seeing Beavis? What happened to Beavis? And she's like, well, we're figuring it out. But right now I have no boyfriend and no husband. So you're single until you're married. That's how I feel. And Stacy's like, Giselle, do you have a boyfriend? I do not. So you're single? I'm single. All right. I'll just stick that in my pocket for later tonight.

24:17Got it.

24:22So we find out that Angel is going to try and set Giselle up with somebody. And Wendy's like, is he bald? He is. Is he chocolate? Giselle's like, oh, my God, I hate you guys. and he is and they're like that's all she that's all she needs good job good pick yeah we see pictures of jamal and sherman sherman god the one that got away sherman that's him um giselle's like okay you have some work to do after after the strip so ashley is um they're all sitting at this table so ashley's gonna um try to be messy and she's about to fail because she's like, hey, everyone. So I called you guys while you were shopping and I was very happy to invite Wendy and Giselle to come over and have a fun time.

25:10And then from what I understand, Tia, you called me rude because I didn't invite the whole group. And so we've seen that basically... Audition time. Let's see how it goes. It's audition number one. Tia, Tia, love your headshot. Don't have much credits, but you know what? We're here to find new talent. Let's see how she does. So we see a flashback and basically it was like, like four of the, of the women were there or something like that, or three of the women. And Ashley called them was on speakerphone and invited only two of the three women to go shopping with her, excluding Tia. And so when Ashley got off the phone, Tia was like, and so now Ashley has heard that Tia said rude because clearly Giselle was like, Oh, Tia said you were rude.

25:56Cause Giselle was so messy. And now the audition begins. And scene. Well, it was just tongue-in-cheek because we were all there. Now, usually, if you're not inviting the other people, you would maybe not invite them in front of the person you're inviting. So, yeah, I was like, oh, rude. And then Kierna goes, um, what's tongue-in-cheek? Sorry, it's Kierna. We don't have time to teach you English, okay? It's hard enough trying to teach you housewivery. You are here in your third year and you still don't know how to do this. So we can't teach you English as well. Okay. What's next? Freaking math.

26:34We don't have time for this. Okay. Don't homeschool. My friend in high school, Sana, she used to think the expression was tongue and chic. So she used to be like, Ooh, I love that. It's very tongue and chic. I was like, Sana, you're saying it wrong. And she's like, really? I was like, yes. Sana now writes for the New Yorker, but you know, whatever. also English was not her first language maybe not anymore this is going to come up in the lunchroom and they're going to be like you're out of here she's like well I just always wanted to write for such a tongue and chic publication she doesn't write for the New Yorker she writes short stories anyway this point is she's a professional writer that's pretty good that's a good writer you've been published in the New Yorker I know she's really good she's really good but I just loved how she's always be like Sana was I always enjoyed Sana quite a bit but it was always so funny I just remember being in chemistry class and she just turned around and said Ben that's very tongue and she tongue and she tongue and she it didn't make any sense you know for me to make fun of everybody or make fun of anybody is really something because until a few years ago I said that things were macabre so So there you go.

27:53Macabre. Yeah. Like Hanukkah. It's like Judas Macabre. So there you go. Well, I've also entered a phase in my life where for no good reason, I now say, no, I can't even remember the word that I mispronounced. It's one of those Latin words. Whatever. Moving on. So Tia tries to explain. She says, tongue-in-cheek is like, well, it wasn't that serious or deep. But I want to know. Okay, well, it just rolled off my tongue. Yeah, but it's like a chin check, but it's not. She goes, no. Chin check is aggressive. Tongue-in-cheek is not aggressive. I understand that both expressions feature parts of the face, but they're not exactly the same thing, Kiana, your poor thing.

28:43And Ashley, who I also think doesn't know what tongue-in-cheek means, is like, yeah, but then you kind of shaded me and you said it was tongue-in-cheek. And she goes, no, I said, no, listen, tongue in cheek is not shade. Keep up. Keep up. And Winnie goes, oh, no, not keep up. Keep up was great. Keep up. I'm a British person telling you about tongue in cheek. Also, I don't know if necessarily, actually, I'm not totally sure that when Tia said rude that it was totally tongue in cheek, but I guess tongue in cheek enough. So Ash is like, well, sometimes when people do something that's tongue in cheek, it's inadvertently shady.

29:17So I am keeping up. Ashley, if I think you're rude today, I will say to Ashley, I think you're very rude. So if I apologize and I said I did not mean it, I've already spoken about it. I don't know what you're struggling with. I'm not struggling. And Giselle's like, this is no longer tongue in cheek. It's like Giselle's got it. I like that Giselle got it. Ashley, if there's been a real offense, then we can be offended. But if I've said I'd apologize Now it's your choice If you want to keep digging, dig But I'm not going to get dirty with you And can I just say I do have an issue with you right now Because when I met Giselle She said to me The minute my friend Ashley meets you She's going to fancy you And nothing Not a bum pinch Not anything I'm just disappointed See how I've miraculously made this light-hearted See you've forgotten about the fact That I just totally destroyed you Over the issue of tongue-in-cheek Giselle told me that you were a lesbian for attention and i was really hoping that i would get hit on in some sort of a way a little bum chick a little make out in a western bar in front of handsome men to try and pull their attention towards you and nothing nothing not even a little katie perry i kissed a girl in passing come on like where's my where's my by action um but also just to clear the air it was fucking rude ashley for you to call on speakerphone when two when three people are there and only invite two of them that is fucking rude so what are you asking for an apology 100 it was rude yeah it was 100 rude and by the way tia saying it's like the smallest thing compared to the things that people actually do going back to that shrine fight don't forget that entire shrine fight was started because ashley sat down wendy and spread some misinformation i would say like you know you're gonna like try out of comfortia for just saying the word rude when you actually caused a season-long rift between two women because you were being messy i don't think that like uh you're one to be complaining about people doing obnoxious things so jassy then comes over she's like hey oh my god they let me film with you guys today how's everyone doing and so she's all excited everyone says hi and it's like oh my god jassy and of course they cut to kierna who has like stank face on it's like what now, Kierna?

31:38What did Jassy do? And audition number two. Jassy versus Angel. Here we go. So Angel's like, oh, hey, so I hear you're a wag. And it says on the screen, wives and girlfriends of high profile sportsmen and women. Jassy's like, wait, yeah. So Jassy's like, uh-huh. And she's like, fellow wag here so they kind of give high fives and so she's like oh and you're a princess over there nice to meet you so they talk about darius and they're you know planning their wedding and guys dating is one thing but planning a wedding that is a whole different thing i mean where do we put the illegitimate children i mean can they hold flowers yet are they allowed to be flower girls so they do that they've closed the rsvp i love when and i love when jesse i love just going back for a second when Jess sits down.

32:37She goes, everything is going good. And she goes, we're in counseling. She's like, guys, it's so great. We're in counseling. That's like, I already told the producers, I think they may film it. Fingers crossed. Guys, we're planning a wedding right now through the shrink because Darius is still crazy. Hopefully we work that out before the wedding. Yeah, it's going great. So we close the RSVPs and it's just a weight off my shoulder. So, you know, it's time for some girl time. Am I right? What better time? Just got out of therapy. Come to Preakness. Come to Preakness. So Angel's like, oh, Jassy, what position does he play?

33:17He's a linebacker. What position was Bobby? Oh, he was a tackle. He started for 10 years. Yeah, started. That means he was an important Bobby Massey tackle. He was a football player, so famous. Oh, my God. You should have seen when he would talk to Bob Costas. Like Bob Costas said he was his favorite. Yeah. Just putting that out there. Yeah. Yeah. It was huge. Huge fan. People people just love my husband. Anyway, tell me more about yours. What a coincidence. Ashley has been starting for 10 years as well. Ashley's like, yeah, tongue in cheek, my ass. So then Wendy's like, oh, no, not started. I know she didn't say started.

33:57I know that's right. like that was offensive what she said was not offensive i don't care what anybody says i was not offensive she asked what does he play and she said he was a tackle and he started for 10 years but like it was one thing i don't know it landed a little bit like a brag she was like he was a starter he was a starter like it was almost like well if the question was what position was it And like she just sort of leaned in and then added that little sizzle to it. It just, I don't know. There is a difference between saying, oh, he was a tackle and he was a starter for 10 years, which was really cool.

34:39That's one thing versus like what position does your husband play? Oh, he's a linebacker. My husband was a tackler. He was a starter. He was a starter. Well, I'm sorry that my husband. There was like a thirsty element to it. I'm sorry that my husband has a better resume than your husband, but I'm not going to dim my light for your husband, okay? For your tackle husband. I mean, for your linebacker husband. I'm sorry. I'm not going to dim my startle light, my starter light for a linebacker, okay? Well, it came off a little bit more as a flex than as exposition, if you ask me. Well, they're allowed to flex.

35:14They literally call themselves wags. I mean, that's a wife of a sports person. So I say that's what you do. Your bragging is in your nickname. So I say go for it. So. We're split on that one. Let's just call that a split. It's okay. It's a minor. It's a minor split. It's not the end of the world. We're encountering everybody. I've got an announcement to me. It's just another thing where Angel is just sort of. She's kind of like flopping a little bit. She's not quite like land. And whatever, if she is just trying to benignly say like, oh, my God, yeah, he was a starter for like 10 years, whatever.

35:53If she was trying to say that, I don't think it landed the way she was intending. Well, no, not with everybody around her going, oh, I can't believe she said that. And so Wendy's like, oh, no, not started. I know that's why. And Angel's like, yeah, he did. He was a 10-year starter. So Wendy pulls out her binoculars and she's like, ooh, 10-year starter. Ooh, 10-year starter. I'm like, how many degrees do you have again? and then when this person doesn't like bragging and others give me a break that's true that's very true um and then jassy does mention darius is on his seventh year six child seventh year so he's happy he's counseling so they go outside to go watch some races and um uh they're like the horses are going by and everything and ashley is uh ashley's asking kiana are you okay with jassy Like your body language really changed When she showed up at the table And Kierna's like I mean I heard some interesting things And then like she had like a problem with me apparently And now she's like well She's been talking about you in the streets And I came back to you Is that what you're saying And she's like yeah Like someone brought it back to me Like Jassy come here Jassy Okay Jassy I got a word that like you and Stacey Had an issue with me Is that like truly Audition number three Kierna versus Jassy Ben jessie's like well i'm not aware either i don't think i don't think i was talking unless i was talking about you in counseling with darius we're doing it guys we did it joe so karen is like um you told me this wendy and so wendy's like what what yeah remember when you come on auditions we don't have all day here okay we've got a lot of people to see the lines are around the block so she's like okay you remember when you said that jesse and stacy had like a little issue with me And she's like, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, guys.

37:45This is the first lady. This is the first lady. Okay, hold on. See that lady behind the fence that they're not letting us get near? Hold on a second. Let me go up to the fence. First lady, first lady, it's me, it's me. First lady, first lady. So she's like, first lady Don Moore, first lady Don Moore, how are you, first lady? And then we just see a blur on the face and an arrow pointing through the fence. The first lady. don moore barely even gets into frame like it's literally like they it's so off the side and there's like a little thing that says don moore did not want to appear on real housewives of potomac she's like and i'm like i'm wondering if she made that request after wendy went to jail i kind of think no i think this is even before wendy wendy got arrested i think don moore was like i want nothing to do with this uh and in fact you know that because don moore literally had put up a fence like she was on the other side of the fence like the the real house i was like in their own penned off area stay away it's like chain link um so don moore don moore hi don moore do you have anything to stay to television she's like please don't show me so um just i was like okay what was happening uh oh so karen was like okay like back to my fight so i like told jesse that you and Stacey had an issue to me, and that wasn't privy about, and I was very taken aback by that because I said, wow, I didn't know that Jassy and I had an issue.

39:10And Jassy's like, well, I'm a little bit taken aback as well. What's going on? Should we get some more cameras in here? Because this is sort of like a big Jassy fight right now. Anyone? Anyone? No. Okay, okay, let me do it. Dawn Moore's not looking anymore, right? First Lady Dawn Moore? Okay, First Lady Dawn Moore is not here anymore. We can continue. So you and I were talking on the phone. Remember, there was a whole conversation about who's going to be at the NAACP Awards. And then I said, do you know if Kay's coming? And then you said, ah. So I don't know, like that. So that's the conversation I had with you.

39:44You know, I said it, that this seems like there's something there. This seems like there's something there. That was it. Because remember, you said, ah. I don't know. That sounds like it could be something. I mean, come on. Are you guys even hiring a pianist for this audition? Make some effort. commercials here comes one right now

40:10so jassy's like okay so it seems like there's like there's something there and we have a beef it's like two different things like wendy was just being messy no she's like no i wasn't being messy i was just saying it seemed like there might have been an issue there so jassy is basically like yeah that was a stretch so karen's like well wendy told me that she had just picked up an issue And then when people say they picked up an issue, they didn't pick it up from nowhere. So I'm like, Kierna, here's the thing. If you suspect that Wendy no longer has your best interest and is a fake friend to you, if you think that this woman is out to undermine you, as you've been saying for the first four episodes of this season or three episodes, why do you suddenly believe that her word is gospel when it comes to what Jassy has to say?

40:55Kierna's not the brightest bulb on the tree.

41:00she's like okay i'll just buy it a bulb in the in the silverware drawer that's for sure she's yeah kiana kiana's just trying it i mean like every single person who comes on to the screen she has an issue every single person she is trying so hard and like i'm glad she's trying more than last season but like let's let's keep it within reason and so kiana's like jassy we can do a lot of things, but baby, I don't have time to do no lie. And Jesse's like, okay, listen, um, now look, I know that you're going through a lot with Greg. Yeah. So I don't want you to take that out on me. I mean, I know how difficult it must be to be with Greg, you know, that polyester, that polyester enforcer.

41:45So, you know, I'm sorry for you. Your skin must be itching for that uniform. warm so i'm sorry i i know you must be going through a lot with greg with what with him not being a football player not being a seven-year starter not having really anything close to having abs that must be very difficult for you but uh you know my heart goes out to it was it was so beautifully condescending i loved it from jassy don't speak on me and my man you know that you do lying so i'm gonna keep it at that lying doer oh i do lying now do i i do oh got it okay got it yeah i do lying okay okay you're going through a lot and i'm gonna i'm gonna be here for you you're going through so much sis i understand no you're going through a lot you're marrying a man that has two kids on you i get it and uh we see a flashback to jassy trying to explain that situation.

42:42That was so funny. That was so funny. That was good. There were two boys that were created before me. They were manufactured before I arrived. There were pre-existing souls that were put together creatively before I arrived on the scene. I'm like, oh, okay. So Stacy's like, that is too low. That is too low. And Keanu's like, you're marrying a man that had two kids on you. So I can understand that you're going through a lot, but baby, I'm not going through nothing. And Jassy's like, um, okay. I just want to give you some grace. Okay. That's so sad. I mean, Kay's in a rough spot. I would be upset too if all I got was a little condo that he didn't even pay for.

43:28Oh man. She's so, she's being, she's being so hilarious to me. Cause you know, you know, I love an asshole like that. You know, I love when someone is just going to condescend like that. Oh, I love it. Yeah, Kierna's starting it, and she's losing it very quickly. So Tia's like, well, is she coming on holiday with us? I like that one, that jazzy girl. Giselle's like, I don't know. I haven't decided. And Kierna's saying, oh, well, it's giving me vibes. And I remember, you know, I'm sorry. That's a no for me. Please don't take me out of my element. I'm working very hard. and Angel, Angel, now this is important because Angel just goes, bring Sharice, I like her.

44:09She didn't say don't bring Jassy, she just said bring Sharice, I like her. Correct, she did. By the way, the moment that Kierna said, that's a no for me, it's like, sorry, don't take me out of my element, I'm working hard. Giselle just hears, okay, so that means I definitely bring Jassy, absolutely. The moment you tell Giselle, please don't force me to be in a place with this person, Giselle is going to do everything she can to make sure that person is there. Yeah. Okay, let's go pack for the trip. So we start with Ashley and her friend Corey, her stylist. And they are talking about needing warm stuff because, you know, Ashley thinks it's either Bermuda or Bahamas or Barbados.

44:55Something with a B. Okay. Just pack for something with a B. Yeah. Yeah, it's none of those. It's actually Nevis, which I think I spent all of last episode calling Nevis. But then Angel, she's saying she's optimistic about having a good time in Nevis. And she just hopes that it's an opportunity for sisterhood, LOL, that has never happened ever in the history of Real Housewives of any city. There's no such thing as sisterhood. That's just a word they use every now and then when they're sick of fighting and they want to just sort of sweep everything under the rug. This is a sisterhood. And we may love, we may fight hard, but we love hard because that's what a sisterhood does.

45:32That's their way of saying, I'm exhausted. Do we have to fight anymore? I just want to have dessert. But yeah, she thinks that there's going to be some sort of sisterhood and that's not going to happen whatsoever for you, Angel. So now it's two days later and it's 4 a.m. and it's airport gathering. Let's go. So Kierna sees Angel and she's like, oh, so this is your first girl's trip? She goes, yeah, post mommy, post being a mommy, which you would know if we've really been best friends for seven years or whatever, 20 years or whatever we're trying to say on this show. So let's turn it on. That is hilarious.

46:06You're totally right. How does Kiarna not know that? Yeah. So then Jazzy joins them. And we keep saying Jazzy, but it's Jazzy. It's just spelled with two S's. So I don't know. Is it? I always thought it was Jazzy. They all call her Jazzy. Jazzy? so um she's like hi girls i was given a late invite i'm just happy to be here with a late invite honey it's better to have a late invite than have to wear polyester every day because my boyfriend won't pay for my condo am i right jassy i'm by the way i'm still gonna call it i'm committed to jassy at least through this episode because i can't i can't switch mid-episode to jazzy it's like i have to do a reset it's like nevis last last week was nevis this week is nevis I will update appropriately next week if necessary but Jassy is here for the moment Jassy's a fun girl Jassy drives Kiana crazy so there's no reason for me not to invite her and Jassy has been through a lot when it comes to Mr.

46:58Darius and we had to go through it a lot with a lot of baby mama drama and anyway long story short she looks like she's going to piss off one of the cast members and I just want to laugh so she's here

47:11so now we see some airplane footage time and Ashley's like, we're about to see some kitties and sing kits. And all the ladies are in first class, but Jazzy has economy. Yeah, I love that. She really is trying. She's just so excited to be part of it. I'm sorry, what'd you say? No, she's so excited just to be there that she doesn't even mind that she's in a middle seat in row 500Z. and she's like, honey, me sitting in the back in economy, it was okay because at the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing. Quite literally, I've got no perks back here, no amenities. I had to pay$50 for a Biscoff cookie.

47:54But either way, the champagne's going to taste just as good in the back as it does in the front. I just have to pay a lot of money for it. I'm so happy. And now we've arrived in St. Kitts. They've tried to pull out all the stops to piss off Jazzy, and it did not work. So let's keep trying, guys. So now they get in another sprinter van and Giselle explains Nevis to us and they have to land. Then they have to take a boat. And so she loves going from one island to another island because that's called living.

48:28I like that she tries to put a spin on it. That's I don't think that's really called living. That's just called inconvenience. But either way, then they're like sitting there. They're all in their van because they pile in the van first because they're all in first class. And they have to sit and wait for Jassy to come off the plane. And she is embedded deep, deep, deep in that plane. And they're waiting so long for her that they are then convinced that she's just somehow disappeared off the plane. Like she's like, she got flight planned. Like she's just gone. And she's like, but the cleaning crew went in.

49:01The cleaning crew's gone in already. There's no one left. which also amuses me because do they know that like they send the cleaning crew in while people are deplaning like you know you're always going out of the plane and the cleaning crew's already in there but they i guess they're so used to flying maybe first class that they don't even realize what it's like for the rest of people to to get off of a plane so they're like but she's gone she must have fallen out the plane someone should look in the ocean for her is she alive she may have died by now the cleaning crew is there i love when the cleaning crew comes on the plane and gives you dirty looks like you're in their way like i'm just trying to deplane sir and like i guess i'll just wait here for you to pass i would be mad at us too we're slobs well like i have any other way the plane looks but the the plane is such a mess when we all get off of it especially honestly the most hilarious thing is in business class and first the way people just fling their blankets all over the place.

49:58It's like a, like there was like a pillow fight up there every single time you get out of walk through there. Like what the hell? I would if I were a cleaning crew, I'd be mad at every single one of us. I mean, I'm mad at all of us. I'm not even on the cleaning crew. I just look around and people are disgusting at all times. Ugh. Including myself, let's be honest. Yeah, people are really gross. And people have boogers. It's bad. So they're trying to figure out what happened to poor Jazzy and Kieran is like, international Jazzy, where are you? Did they put you in the back of the plane? So then we see 124, 135, 146 p.m.

50:35And finally Jazzy comes down. She's like, hi everybody! Hi, it's me, Jazzy! That is wild that it took 20 minutes for her to come out from the back of that plane. Like, that's... I am really confused about that. So they... Now they have to... They take this, like, a van and it brings them over to like the customs house they have to like clear customs in this like it's like a yacht lounge before they get on their yacht to go to need this so they're all gathered around and wendy's asking what they're gonna be doing today and jazelle's like well we're going to get our yacht and then we're going to go over to where we're gonna be staying at the four seasons and we'll get our rooms it'll be great great well does anyone have any goals about anything that they would like to achieve during this trip.

51:19So Angel says that she has a goal. And her goal is to know everyone better and for everyone to know her better on maybe a little bit of a different level, the sort of level that you get when your husband's been a starter for 10 years. Well, I've reached out to Angel to give her the warm welcome that I did not receive. And I've received kind of a lukewarm reception. And I know that she's very close with Kay, but I'm hopefully that in Nevis she will have the opportunity to get to know her outside of Kay. Have you seen that clip of Stacey on QVC? It's so fun. It's so good. No, tell me about it. It's been going around online.

52:00It's her selling something on QVC. She's selling a blue sweater with a camel on it. Okay. And she's like, well, everybody, this is royal blue. So let's start with that. Royal blue. And as you'll notice, it's a camel on it. Now, this is for Christmas because, you know, you know how everybody arrived to see baby Jesus. They were on a camel. They came on camels to see him. As you can see here, royal blue, red, because red is the color that Jesus loved more than any other. A camel with a beautiful sweater just to see baby Jesus. It's just the bullshit that they do on QVC. But Stacey is so good at it.

52:44And you can see that her whole Housewives career is already just her QVC host voice. Stacey has been such a great find. We loved her last year. And it feels like she's really blossoming this season. And I also get the sense that people are kind of paying attention to Stacey more now. I think that people liked Stacey last season. But it seems like people now are really kind of seeing the potential that she has to be like kind of a great housewife. And last night on Watch What Happens Live, apparently everyone was buzzing on Twitter about this because Andy told Stacey, I find you endlessly entertaining.

53:23So everyone's like, oh, my God, she got the Andy seal of approval. She'll be with us for years and years, which is true. And also, by the way, I'm like that, too. I'm very happy about that because I think Stacey is she has that. She has a great combination. And someone on another person on Twitter, I'm like doing the Twitter report today, was like Stacey has that perfect mixture of being sort of delusional, but also like things just like roll like narcissist and like things roll off her head. Like, you know, like she just like she kind of takes it on the chin, but keeps on going. She doesn't get like crazy about it.

53:56Like she kind of has what it takes to be a perfect housewife. Yeah, she's very unbothered for sure. Well, I want to acknowledge That we know it's very difficult The first trip that you take without your children So we're here if you want to lean in Okay, Angel So they all cheers to Angel Missing her little babies Yeah, and then the The lounge rep comes up And is like, ladies, I already have you Processed through immigration, but we do have a problem With Miss Massey the customs officer said that you're not permitted to use camouflage on the suitcases and also that they do not care if your husband started in the nfl for 10 seasons when we see that this is on your passport application oh so apparently this is like um you're not allowed to have on your passport that your husband was a starter for 10 years so could you have this but can i wear camouflage if my husband was a starter no no no that's against the law you cannot wear camouflage here and just sounds like you brought camouflage and then we see on the screen we see an email from production that says in nevis it is illegal for anyone including children to wear camouflage okay we don't want people thinking other people are bushes that's very scary you're not allowed to blend in um so luckily tia has a lot of space in her bag So they basically put Angel's bag in Tia's bag.

55:32And Tia's like, Oh, look at this. I'm acquiring things as I go along. I've just acquired a whole backpack. Oh, here he is. Find his keepers. And they're like, Why do you have an empty suitcase in the first place? She's like, It wasn't empty, but I'm thankful it was partially empty because my friend would have gone to jail with a camouflage bag. That is how you go on vacation. You bring a half-empty bag so you can shop. Duh. Those housewives. Yes. exactly. So then Kierna is enjoying the snacks and she's like, the balls are really good. I need some balls. Anyone like some big balls? And then they start talking about balls and Stacey's like, I don't typically eat balls.

56:07It's not my thing. Wendy's like, Stacey, do you suck balls? Oh, as in the food? As in dick? Oh my God, Wendy. I don't know that I've even had that encounter just yet. I mean, I'd rather just talk about camels wearing sweaters. Is that why you got divorced. And they're like, probably. And Tia's like, well, hopefully I don't strike you as a bowl sucker either. But the thing is, I'm surprising. I'm layered. I reserve the right to suck a ball or two.

56:42So, and I like that states. He goes, Wendy, how dare you ask me about balls? You're an academic.

56:51Was. So then, now they're going, now they get on their boat and everything and they're on this like 15 minute yacht and uh they're they're getting on board and then they all um pop up they have some more champagne and ashley's like well i will say it's really nice that we're all here and you know last time we were at k's house and he's got a little tense with some of us so it's nice that like we're able to sit here and enjoy some bubbly which i always like that like it was tense last time so it's nice that we can have fun now, which is always a preamble to let's make it tense like it was last time.

57:24Yeah, and Wendy, in case you guys didn't remember, turned 40 last year. So let's have another party for Wendy being 40. And then, um, Jazz, you know, everybody's talking about how amazing it's gonna be, and Giselle cannot have this. So, so Jazzy's like, well, we've got a couple of beautiful women here, new, and so welcome the newbies, let's show everybody a good time! And Giselle's like, well, that may or may not have wanted you to come. Dun, dun, dun. So Jassy heard that. Jassy's like, I heard that. She's like, I've heard that before. Wait, who didn't want Jassy to come on the boat? Didn't want her to come on this trip.

58:04So basically Angel's like, wait, who didn't want you to come? Me? Is it me? He's like, well, I'll speak on it. After the preakness, I had a little lunch with Jassy. And Jassy's like, yes, it was a great lunch. I was so happy to have lunch on television. Oh, my God. Right after counseling. We're in counseling still, guys. It's working out great. And we see this flashback to this lunch. And basically, I think it essentially comes out that Angel wanted – Giselle says that Angel wanted Charisse to come instead, right? yes basically she's like well i asked her if she was available to come on the trip and she said yes and i said good because some girls did not want okay angel for me to invite you and everyone's like oh some people said bring charise instead that's what you said angel and she's like no i didn't just because i mean i didn't know you at the time she's wait so do you know charise and she's like yeah i do know charise i've known her for a while okay and she knows my husband who's been a starter.

59:07I did. Yeah. We're wags. Starters, starters, starters. And we see a flashback to the second Bloom Ball where Charisse and Angel say hello and everything. So Stacey's like, well, why would you say that? She says, well, I'm going to be honest. I don't remember saying, do not bring Jazzy. But if I did, Giselle didn't listen anyway.

59:29And by the way, this is a lie. That's not what Angel said. Angel just said, bring Charisse. That's it. yeah so jazzy's like well was there a certain energy that you didn't like i mean what made you say that and angel's like yeah i don't remember saying that well because of the comment i was like maybe this is some whack stuff before maybe i don't know i don't know are we gonna fight we need to figure out what's going on now so then now that the boat starts to go and giselle's like we need to figure out what's going on so kieran says the thing is between like yes you know i'm Like, I'm not phony, and, like, I don't like to be fake, so for that reason, like, I'm not going to be fake.

1:00:06And Jassy's like, well, if you're not phony or fake, then say what you said about Wendy. And Kiana's like, well, what did I say about Wendy? And Wendy's like, oh, was it recently or was it a while ago? And Jassy goes, it was like six months ago. And Wendy's like, oh, so she was talking about me six months ago. Wow, wow, wow. Yeah, it wasn't recent. It was before I was in counseling with Darius. Now it's very clear that the whole time Kiana was just deflecting. You were the bad friend, and you talked behind my back. And I've not talked about you behind your back to any of these women. Any of these women.

1:00:37Okay, well, what did Kay actually say about Wendy? Would you care to reveal that, Jazzy? And Jazzy's like, I'll be sipping my drink. But you know it's not both. Jazzy, if you're going to bring it up, say what she said. For fuck's sake. This is the most awkward audition. Everyone is family. You're all fired. You're all fired. Don't protect Kiana. Yeah. so Giselle's like well in all transparency Kay and Wendy y 'all were in a good space well I'm very confused but you know I'm the fake and phony one now so that's why I don't understand and Jassy's like well I didn't say she called you fake and phony but there were some things to say she had to say so yeah yeah which by the way this is Jassy's doing a very good job I think of deflecting off of the uh she's actually protecting Angel in a weird way because Angel should be in the hot seat and now she's just pivoted into being like an anti-Kierna moment.

1:01:30Yes. So, Kierna's like, you lost me there. So, Ashley's trying to figure it out. Tia just laughs. She's like, I don't think anyone's getting this. I don't think anyone's getting this. Are the audition still going? And Ashley's like, are you high? So,

1:01:48Kierna's like, Jazzy, you're full of shit, but go ahead. And you're full of shit. And you're mad about your conversation with Stacey. And she's like, I'm full of shit because I called you out like you called me out for telling you about the conversation? Guys, you need to fill in the blanks for some of us. Some of us are busy doing other interesting things like smuggling in a camouflage backpack. I'm sick of this fighting that I've started. So I would like Wendy to say her last piece and then we are done with this for me to start another fight. Well, I just want to say, Kay, you know, based on the timeline that Jassy has given at the time that we had no issue.

1:02:23And Cameron's like, we did have an issue, actually. It's like, okay, well, if I hear that you talk to people, I'll be very, very, very hurt. She's like, well, you should be. So now like, Kierna was like denying that she said anything, but now she's saying, no, but we did have an issue, but I didn't say anything, but we had an issue. Well, I think what hurts me the most is that instead of bringing this issue directly to me, the way of Wendwood, she has decided to tell everyone else in the group. We don't even know what the problem is, Wendy. Can we just stop with this? This is the worst fight ever.

1:02:54Yeah. So, But you know what? That's because you try to take somebody and teach them things. And Wendy's like, wait, are you talking about Jassy? And she's like, no, she's not even here. I don't even know Jassy. And Jassy's like, oh, ho's mad, but I'm here. I'm here. Okay, I'm here. Well, who's the ho? You're the ho. Weren't you the side chick? She's like, never been the side chick. Always been the fiance. Something you'll never be. What did she say? Side chick. What is this? What is the side chick? So there's a chicken and then there's a chick, but the chick is off to the side. I mean, what's going on here?

1:03:29I'm so confused. Why are we talking about so many birds? I don't even know what language they're speaking. So she's like, never be. I wouldn't want that shit. And Giselle's like, okay, we're taking a time out. So Angel, are you good with Jazzy? Would you like to fight with Jazzy now? She's like, okay, okay, I'll say something. Well, can she finish? And Wendy's like, no, no, because this is important. This is important. I was like, okay, your next audition round will have to hold, please. Wendy's like, because me and Stacey talked about it. Now we noticed when Jazzy came into Preakness at the Angel, you started talking about how your husband was a starter for 10 years.

1:04:03As soon as Jazzy walked in the room, that was almost like a dig. so the angel's like well if there's a commitment to misunderstanding me i understand that she's like no it's not because if we want to i wouldn't have brought it to you okay let me just say this she asked me about my husband and we see a flashback where jassy never asked that angel asked jassy what position does your husband play and jassy said he's a linebacker and then angel's like my husband has a 10 years 10 year starters and i so explained to her it was a 10 your starter which i still don't even know what that means but my husband said it's a good thing so congratulations to your to your husband starting something whatever that may be well the reason the timing happened is because she walked into the room and so you know and so any other place angel's trying to explain like well i saw her so i introduced her to myself with things or i introduced her i introduced myself to her with things that we had in common you know she's trying to explain basic logic to people but they don't really get it and she's like so the But Wendy's like, did you know Jazzy before she walked in the room?

1:05:07And she says, well, I knew that she was a wag, but that's it. So the producer asks her, is Jazzy the wag that you consider? Is she a wag of a bench warmer, basically? And Angel laughs. And now she gets snotty. She's like, well, there are absolutely differing degrees of NFL players. But every player makes a difference on the team. yeah i but i thought that jesse said that derrius was a starter i mean whatever he's got a super bowl ring so that hey so stacy's like well i have to say this angel do you have it in your heart to have relationships with other people that may not enjoy k someone like me and jesse's like no like hey like i don't know what oh he's a linebacker yeah go ahead sorry what did i say starting that i said well linebacker line starter has nothing to do with your position i mean like you can be a starting linebacker starter is basically like are you on the field when when the game starts essentially and i hate all this sports talk just keep it off my fucking house i just realized as soon as i started saying well starter is different i was like oh ronnie did you see me glaze over my eyes glazed over like a christmas ham girl i can't with this keep it off my show.

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