#3062 RHOP S10E05 Part 2: Nevis and Buttheads

0:21Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part 2 of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode. So they go to see Alexander Hamilton's house. And we all know it was his house because he used to stand in front of it going, I'm Alexander Hamilton. I'm Alexander Hamilton. I'm Alexander Hamilton. I'm Alexander Hamilton. Alexander Hamilton. That's what I remember from that musical. We are literally going to the room where it happens. I'm like, what's your name?

0:52What is that? What's your name? hey who's this who's this musical about guys i'm alexander hamilton i'm alexander hamilton it's like oh my god 67 toothpicks jesus let it go buddy okay get a name tag well what's also hilarious is giselle um announces anywhere you go under the sun is important to not just visit the place you have to learn about that place i'm like well when did you guys start doing this like it's all acting like she is like interested in going on an architectural tour of any place they've ever gone to. What? She just said this because she arranged this. So they, yes, they're going to go, they meet Kenny, their tour guy, who's going to drive him to the Alexander Hamilton house.

1:33And Kenny is like, by the way, I am going to now give you the official welcome in a song. They're like, what? And he starts playing like some karaoke music for a song that he has. And he's singing along the song called like Wally. And it's, it's actually not a bad song. Like he does a pretty good job. He sings the song and they're all singing along to it. And then they arrive at that and then wendy's like kenny are you taking internships ashley you should sign up and she tells us when i think about the voice i want to hear singing willvitter flack i think about his voice not ashley's god yes that's fair so and then we see the we see the text on the screen which are so funny the tweets on the screen the other juicy said the irony of her singing the song killing the mood softly and all about the tea real housewives of potomac star ashley darby admits she didn't do roberta flack justice and then another tweet baby get darby off that damn stage and then the last one lock her up next to karen so they arrive at the alexander hamilton house and the tour guide gives them fans and talks about alexander hamilton and uh they walk around the room where it happened and Wendy is like, wow, you know, that's how some friendships are.

2:49You know, because then Jillian mentions that Hamilton died in a duel against Aaron Burr because Aaron Burr hated Hamilton more than he did, more than Hamilton hated him. Yeah, it was supposed to be a friendly duel. And Wendy's like, yeah, that's how friendship saw. People think you're your friends and then they really hate you and they'll stab you in the back and shoot you in the face and kill you dead when you thought they were your friend. and Kiernan is just nodding. And she's like, yeah, that girl needs to stop being passive aggressive because some friends will piss on you and tell you it's rain.

3:21But here we are. And those are friends who watch Judge Judy. But here we are. Either speak on it or don't speak about it. I love an Alexander Hamilton passive aggressive. You get Kiernan. I guess Kiernan is the Aaron Burr in this situation. I guess. She's like, Wendy's really going to get her shot. So then we get some more Alexander Hamilton history, which is great, I guess. And then they're trying to figure out what his background is. And Wendy's like, well, I think it was like, I don't want to say Creole, but I thought he had something. And Giselle's like, he was black in my mind. He was black in my mind.

4:05And Jazzy says, yeah, his mom's from St. Croix. And Tia's like, even if there's something, two drops, we'll claim him. We'll claim him. We love a good musical, man. So Tia's like, by the way, I was going to ask you, Angel, how are you feeling today? Because I heard you were crying, and I wanted to reprimand you for not getting over it yet. And Angel's like, well, I'm still processing it all, but I'm feeling good. Today's a new day. I'm like, you're still processing? Still? You're still processing. Come on. Oh, my God. You're at the Alexander Hamilton house. And Tia's put a smile on your face. Tia's like, well, you've also just had a baby.

4:41you know i mean we've all had babies and jazzy's like yeah but i mean even at the table though you said you were thinking it to you and so we see a flashback to giselle saying you know you friend put your head down yesterday when we were talking about the catfish of it all and she's like well i've thought it but would i have said it i mean that's where giselle steps in which i think what she's saying is sure i noticed her filters were crazy but who the fuck says that to somebody right And now they're acting like she was saying mean things about Angel as well. Yeah. But she wasn't. I just wouldn't have adjusted in that way.

5:16I would have pulled it to the side. Of course, it would have taken about 15 minutes because I would have pulled all sorts of wrong people because it was a different face. So I understandably would have been confused. Are you Angel? Are you Angel? Are you Angel? Oh, you're the Angel. Yes, your face is wrong on the filters. So then Ashley FaceTimes her sons and she's like, oh my gosh, look, I'm in Alexander Hamilton's house. and Dean's like, can I see it? I'd love to see the hum of Alexander Hamilton. I'm just over here sucking on a lolly and it would be great to see. Hold on a second. Let me get my little brother's bare feet on the kitchen counter and all right, let's have a look-see, shall we?

5:53Will there be a rendition of my favourite song, The Kitchen Island Where It Happens? No? Okay, it's all right.

6:04Oh, hold on. I've just stepped on a fork. Wah, wah, wah, wah. Mommy, please come home. Oh, Dean is so into music. And my nanny plays Broadway musicals. So he's really into Hamilton. You could just say he likes Hamilton. We don't have to have the entire backstory of how he came into hearing the Hamilton soundtrack. She's like the whole thing. Like he really likes music. And one thing he really likes is Broadway music. And the nanny, she plays Broadway music. And one of the Broadway shows, she plays Hamilton. He loves Hamilton. So now he loves Hamilton. Just say your son loves Hamilton. We get it.

6:37We can go from point A to point B pretty clearly on that one. Someone played Hamilton for him. He heard it. He liked it. And now he's obsessed. Yeah. So Ashley hangs up. And then we go back to Angel, Jazzy, and Tia. And Angel's like, oh, let's be clear. I'm not OG wag just because Bobby played for 10 years. Okay? It's because I put in the work to know the ladies who are younger than me. And I'll achieve that with you guys too. I'm your mommy wag okay everybody my baby mommy wag so she's acting like she deserves a prize for having basic interest in people in her social circle she's like yeah I took time to get to know people so that's why I'm very esteemed in the wag community some say I'm like the best wag of all time and I'm going to apply the lessons I learned in wagdom to all of you people you're my children now we're all older than you that's okay so Jassy's like but Angel you were just so open and your personality was so bubbly last night.

7:35But then this morning, it's kind of like when you got with Kay, I mean, you just don't want to have the same energy. Okay, well, you're talking to OG Wag. So watch your goddamn mouth, first of all. And second, what you saw last night was not me being bubbly. It was me being annoyed. And so if you knew me better, you would know that. I love her whole thing with everybody. It's like, yeah, it's just because you guys don't know me. So maybe you should get to know me a little bit better. Like, lady, I'm not here to, you know, make so much effort until you approve of it. Like it's, it's just like a weird level that she sets for everybody.

8:11Like, well, maybe you should try to get to know me better. If you don't realize that me hugging everybody and laughing and then hugging them a second time and saying, I love you. And I'm glad we had this night. Wasn't me being annoyed. Then maybe you should take me to lunch. Okay. I think she may need to get to know the other women and realize that when you give certain signals, they may interpret that as you are over the issue. So Jassy is like, but you were, so you were annoyed with last night when you were high-fiving us and laughing with us? She goes, hell yeah. Cause he's like, I mean, who did you talk to that got you so upset?

8:48And so then they go and they show this rewind. You see the party where we saw them all having a fun time and high-fiving and hugging. And they're like, oh my God, Angel's fun now. And then she like goes and walks over to her villa and she gets to the villa and Kierna is sitting there wrapped up like in a blanket or something. She's scowling and she's like, oh, oh, oh, oh. And she's like annoyed that there's bugs. And Angel's like, oh, it's because we're sweet. And Angel has a smile on her face. She's happy. She finally connected with the women. And Kierna's like, oh, well, well, there's just like a whole lot of bitter going on around here.

9:22And I just, to watch some of the behavior of the ladies, I just like can't sit and be fake and be like, this is awesome. It's like amazing. No, I'm fucking annoyed. And Angel's like, oh, well, yeah, exactly. Yeah. I mean, I'm good on everybody, but you, you're the only one I like here. I was like, wow, geez, come on, man. Have some of your own personality. That's bad. Yeah. So Jazzy, we cut back and Jazzy's like, okay, well, we were convinced it had blown over. So are you catfishing with your personality too? I just don't know. and now because I'm jazzy and I'm going to be a regular soon, I'm going to sip on my drink in the confessional.

10:03Really nailed that one. So Tia's like, well, I'm so glad that you didn't leave. And Angel's like, yeah, you can't write me off. If you knew me better, you would know me. And I don't leave. So let's be clear. Okay. Are you annoyed? No, I'm having a great time. This is actually me being very happy. Oh, so when you act annoyed, you're happy. But when you're happy, you're actually annoyed. Look at that. get to know me lady get to know me get to know the og wag who wants to get to know an og wag everyone to someone who started for 10 season starter wag starter wag so now everybody gathers and giselle's like okay let's go have lunch and um so now they're gonna head over and they get into sprinter van and uh wendy says that her chateau they are known as the cgc and that means of the Curly Girl Collective.

10:55Boom. And she's like, let me tell you something. The CGC, we are just vibrant. We have our curly hair moisturized and emoliated. Such a shame that we got robbed last night. Like, wait, what? We did? Yeah, yeah. Just don't worry about it. I'll follow the insurance claims. But yeah, we got a great Chateau. So then Stacey's like, the Curly Girls. That was the worst dance ever. I just tried to do a dance with the Curly Girls. Whoops. I think I just snorted. Huh. Huh. So then Ashley's like, okay, well, for your information, we are the Pussy Pink Palace because lesbians drag kings. That's what I do now.

11:29And Giselle's like, okay, let me tell you about the PPP. We know how to party. We're not in our feelings. You know me, Giselle Bryant, life of the party, known for partying. So now they're getting wine and Jazzy's like, Pinot Noir is my favorite, by the way. Wendy says that she thinks it's so interesting when they were at dinner. they were getting a piece of Giselle's life, but then Ashley, AKA Captain Save-A-Ho, why are they going with this Captain Save-A-Ho so hard? They're not all Captain Save-A-Ho. I feel like it's a thing they've been doing for seasons. And I don't even remember the origin of it, but they've been definitely bringing it up.

12:11So Giselle said, well, what did she say? And Wendy's like, she's like, well, she saved, you know, Ashley saved Giselle. And Karen's like, well, can you pass the popcorn? This is about to be good. Look at me. I'm fun, guys. and now she's like yeah you sort of just like pointed the finger at her and you were like doing this but you don't but you don't talk about yourself and stacy's like well you guys have been pointing the finger at me ever since i've known you no you're lying no giselle's giselle's lying too because she clearly has a man and he's like no it just has more mission than lying and she's like it's not a liar you lied about chris samuels and she's like what do you mean so they're calling her a liar and Wendy's like no no we're not going back to Chris Samuels let's stay right here on Sean Springs and so they're like oh finally Giselle's in the hot seat Giselle's in the hot seat and she's like I'm dating him like who cares like wow we got her guys well we got questions we got questions and Giselle says that she realized she needs to be serious about her future and about a man and her dad told her that she needs to find a guy that fits like a comfortable shoe and Wendy's like okay so is Sean Springs a comfortable shoe?

13:21And Jess is like, oh my god, do you see a future with Sean? Oh my god! And Wendy's like, is the size right? Just like, um, he's comfortable. That's all I'll say about that. Have you all had sex? And she's like, I don't know what you're talking about. So they all laugh. And so Wendy asks the last question, has he met the daughters? And Giselle won't answer. And Wendy's like, oh my god, that is your man! And she says that grace has met him and thinks he's age appropriate and thinks that he's checking some boxes and angel's like oh my god you're a wag welcome i'm your new mother if she says wag one more time i'm literally going to like i don't know what i'm gonna push her off of a dock i don't know what it is but like please stop saying wag is driving me nuts she's out of control with it so wendy is like well the thing about giselle is that giselle protects her heart and that's why as someone who knows her and as someone who can now say she is my friend you are basically like the Don Moore of this group you're just very special to me I am happy for you so Giselle's like maybe we are friends she cares about my future so now it's time to eat and Angel's saying oh guys I'm having such a good day my baby just sent me some money so we can go shopping He just dropped me a little cool$5 ,000.

14:47Okay. That's sweet. Don't you have a credit card? Yeah. I mean, why would he have to be slipping you money? That's weird. You better get some joint account access. Yeah. And like, aren't you like an entrepreneur and you run this thing with the walking in the trails and whatnot. So everyone's like, okay. I mean, I think it's just an excuse for her to be like, we're rich and my husband gives me money. Yeah. I'm basically a wag, wag of the wags. So Angel's like - And Jazzy's like, you're not going to spend$5 ,000 here. Where are we going to? Because Angel's like, yeah, maybe we're going to buy some stuff in town, buy some artwork.

15:24It's like, you're not in Sag Harbor or any of this. So Giselle's like, okay, you keep telling us - Well, she's telling us this. You keep saying Bobby this and Bobby that. And we see a clip package of Angel mentioning Bobby every two seconds. And she goes, but what about you, Angel? We actually care about ourselves in this group. And that's why we are bad bitches of the Pussy Pink Palace. And Giselle's like, Tia, does your husband travel with you a lot? No, he doesn't. He's American, so he's afraid of new things, unfortunately. So she talks about how she met her husband in London, actually, in Camden Town, which is very dodgy.

16:07I went to buy a leather jacket and I hear this American accent say, that looks good on me. And that's where he met his African queen. Why doesn't shit like that ever happen to me when I'm shopping? What is people just meeting someone's like, you're hot, let's get married. What the hell? I don't get anything. Will you move out of my way? I think that your cart is broken. Somehow I always pick the cart. just like, and I just keep it through the whole store. Cause I assume all the carts are like that. Yeah. I, anyway, I don't get laid like that. I, um, yeah, I remember, but before I met Dom, I always was like, maybe today would be the day that I get a meet cute.

16:51And I have to say, I don't think ever in my entire life that I ever have a meet cute. It's just, I don't think they really happen. I think, I think maybe Tia's even lying about this. I think they like met on match.com. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappens commercial

17:09So Wendy is like Was there any pushback from your family That you didn't marry a Nigerian? Oh 100 % Oh yeah because that's a big deal in our culture Oh and it still is So when I say okay I'm getting married to some guy called Rob Golova You should have seen the way My mother fainted My aunt fainted on top of my mother And my dad tripped over them And then everyone fainted because my dad tripped Oh god it was a disaster what if i married a glover and all he kept saying was i'm too old for this shit

17:43she says that when they had children um she realized that it was naive to think that just because they're both black that they don't have cultural differences because it plays out in the children and she's saying in nigeria there's a way you speak to your friends and then there's a way that you respect and there's a level of respect you extend to your seniors and American kids are not like that. We see a clip of her being, her telling her kid, can I take your lip gloss? And she goes, no, bro. And she's like, no, no. I'm not bro. I am mommy. I'm mommy. Mommy. I love that. So Tia's like, I'm thinking if they go to England or if they go to Nigeria and do that, my Nigeria family would be like, oh, look, they've been in America too long.

18:26But you know Rob, of course he is American, he's just like, oh it's cool. I'm like, no it's not though, it's not cool at all. So now it's time to go back to the bus. Now they're going to go to the market. So they have a pole in this bus, which everybody takes a twirl on, of course. And so Giselle announces that Jazzy's about to get married, so they have to have a stripper pole, guys. It's all for Jazzy. Yeah. And then Giselle's pointing everyone's shots. They're toast to big dick energy. I'll toast to that. I'm into that. Talk about length. Talk about drama. Talk about big dick. Am I right, everyone?

19:07But Wendy's feeling sick. So she's starting to decline and there was like a bug in her house and she's worried that she's catching it. Yeah. So now they go to Artisan Village and do some shopping. Angel is just looking in the t-shirt shops and Wendy's like, Angel, what are you buying from the flea market? With$5 ,000. These t-shirts are$12.35. And she just rolls her eyes. So Ashley's buying mosquito repellent. It's a super glamorous trip. Yeah, basically. Super glamorous. So, yeah, so they just do some shopping and stuff. And Wendy's starting to feel really sick. And then Angel, guess what Angel's talking about?

19:47She's talking about economics and the changing prices of groceries and how it affects Americans. Just kidding. She's talking about her husband. So she's like, yeah. So my husband, Bobby. Yeah, I'm a wag. I texted him sex. Because when we get back, you know, it has to go down. And then he said that sex is probably going to make a baby. He smiles on him. We love having sex. It's crazy. And Stacey's like, I wonder what would happen if I texted Timo. Like, do it. She goes, okay, I'm going to text him sex and nothing else. Okay, do it, do it. so then um when wendy is outside feeling sick and giselle's checking on her and wendy thinks that she has the flu and giselle like go to the air conditioning and then back in the shop uh she texts timo and then timo writes back he goes you want sex and she's like oh my god he's like you want sex you're having sex he's confused isn't that adorable so ashley's like no you want to do you want to send him a picture of your boobs oh too much send the boobs my vagina how about my vagina have you ever been sexually attracted to a woman that's my thing this season okay i will send him a selfie okay how do i do it i don't know how to do selfies okay i'll send him this one click and she just looks like terrified in her selfie yeah it's like she's being held hostage and so she's like oh my god surely he's gonna write back i just can't wait till he writes back and he writes back i think you have the wrong number and they're like oh god that's that's awkward and she's trying to laugh it off she's like oh yeah well he's german his sense of humor is different than ours guys i personally saw that as a clear joke like that to me it sounds like a dry joke and i thought there was like literally nothing wrong with that i thought it was funny and they're like oh no and you know ashley's gonna jump on to be like i mean they're like like he doesn't even want to have sex with her like their marriage is in trouble and they're like she's acting like they're getting back together but they clearly has no sexual attraction because you know she's gonna latch onto it and they're gonna be a thing and Giselle's gonna be like so I hear Timo doesn't wanna have sex with you Stacy and they're gonna turn it into a whole giant thing and to me it's like very obviously just like a dry joke like you know I didn't see anything wrong with it and they're all like eyes are bulging clutching their pearls like this is terrible this is a crisis this is literally a crisis it's a Timo crisis it's a Timo crisis we're getting we're getting gift cards to throw at our head okay everybody like donate need some money so we can throw some gift cards at Stacy's head because she is in a disaster.

22:20All right. This is a disaster. So, of course, Ashley's going to do this. And we know because she immediately runs right to Giselle and is like, oh, my God, we were in the store and Angel's text. We're so lame. And he said, I think I have the wrong number. And they start cracking up. She's like, talk about stop talking about me. Stop it. So that's not Wendy is sick. so they're going to get her into, get her home or whatever. And yeah, and Ashley is like in a frenzy about this whole thing with Timo and everything. Like, this is like the most exciting thing that she's ever heard. And Kierna's like, you know, Kierna's saying like, oh, like he wasn't used to getting these sort of texts.

23:02Is that what that was about? I thought you said you're rekindling. And she's like, no, they're just joking. It's just a joke. Stop it. The lesson that I learned from my divorce was us not optimizing the time when he is home for each other. I mean, sometimes we're so busy, we don't have time to sit together and look at beautiful sweaters with camels on them that represent baby Jesus coming out of the manger. If we did that together more, I think we'd still be together. Now when he's home, I just put a bag over Arabella's head. We just pretend she's not there until he's back out of town. It's been working out so far.

23:39arabella has run into a few walls we we might need to cut some holes in that bag but it's a beautiful bag a bag with a gorgeous christmas tree on the front because christmas is a beautiful holiday full of jolliness and love 9.99 fun fact when we put that bag on arabella's head we then call her arabaga it's hilarious i think she's laughing can't hear her through the bag though so now they go over to some steel drums and dance around and um wendy's like even if i'm thick i'm beating those drums so they do they have some good times and now they go back to the resort and stacy comes to check on wendy and she's like we brought you some things ginger ale gatorade goldfish thank you giselle says definitely need to get yourself together for tomorrow Oh, wow.

24:32Because tomorrow is going to be the big confrontation with Kiana again, I'm sure. So Wendy's like, okay. And so Giselle says, of course, I'm going to trick on Sickle Wendy. It's my trip. And I actually care about these girls. Plus, I don't have Karen. So Wendy's kind of like my right-hand man at the moment. Because Ashley is essentially worthless this season. So now they go to the restaurant. And Mr. Sunshine's like, hi, welcome to Mr. Sunshine's on Mr. Sunshine. Want to have some bee sting shots, everybody? Let's do it. So they do that again. And then Mr. Sunshine's like, I'm going to cook for you personally.

25:11Yeah. So they go to do that. And so Angel's like, okay. So Giselle's like, okay, what are we going to order? And Angel goes, well, am I going to be on the menu again? That's all I want to know. Like now she's all upset. You're upset. You're like putting yourself, you're saying you're, you're, you're being passive aggressive. You're basically putting your hat into it. You're like, hey, beat me up right now. Giselle's like, she's like, anyone want to fight with me? And they're like, uh. She goes, I'm ready for y 'all tonight. I'm like, you should be ready every time. I like that Giselle just goes, the night is young.

25:44Angel's so proud of herself. She's like, I'm ready tonight. I'm like, this has been two dinner parties or actually brunch and dinner where you've been caught off guard by being attacked. Like you don't get an award for like finally like preparing yourself for an ambush. So Tia's like, oh, angel today. So what's Wendy going to have for dinner? Are we going to take her back some food? Is there going to be something special for her? Is she watching Richard Madden right now? May I go join her, please. They're all like, fuck her. We don't need to get her food. She's sick. Who cares? Yeah. So Giselle's like, but Kay, I do want to tell you this.

26:20Wendy's not here, but she was very offended. And Kieran is like, okay, that you didn't stay for her birthday yesterday. And Jazzy's like, oh, God. Yeah, she was upset this morning. I feel like Stacey was upset I feel like Stacey was the one who goes I would be offended shouldn't she be offended that Kay went back to her villa while we all celebrated her birthday I think it was Stacey who kind of pushed that agenda but hey I'm fine with it yeah but Wendy was also like I see her now I see who she really is so Kierna's like well I was quiet because I was also hurt from my other friend who I left to the wolves you know so and Ashley's like but you know I do think it was so good for Angel to stay and they're like yeah yeah that was good and they talk about what a great time they had and everybody's really rubbing it in we had such a great time with her such a good time and then jazzy's like yeah but then you told me you didn't have a good time last night so we're confused and jazelle's like wait you didn't have a good time well and angel says i mean it was cool but i mean if i'm being honest i was still feeling a lot from the dinner i mean i slept on it simple as that And then Jesse goes, and woke up and decided you were pissed?

27:28Because normally you say you slept on it and you feel better. And so Angel's like, mm-hmm, yeah, I woke up pissed. You know why? Because I woke up and I remembered the first rule of wagged him, which is hold on to things the way your husband holds on to a ball. So Jesse goes, oh, okay, well, I guess that's fair. And she was like, but okay, this is my thoughts. Just coming in. If I'm heavily filtered, I would want somebody to come in and say, babe, that doesn't even look like you. And Jassy goes, oh, yeah, by the way, I do think that you filter yours a lot, too, Tia. I said, oh, I do filter myself.

27:58Thank you, yes. Do you think it's a lot? It's a bit too much. I think it's a little bit too much. Oh, thank you. Thank you for telling me. I'm so grateful that you told me that, Jassy. I appreciate that so much, bitch. Thank you for illustrating exactly what I'm talking about, how you take notes. All right, ladies. So Kierna's like, well, okay, Wendy's hurt, but thank you for telling me she was hurt because she just acts nonchalant. And we weren't acknowledging each other yesterday. And to be honest, Jazzy, I was very hurt when you made that comment that I had talked about Wendy. Because now Wendy and I are in a fractured space.

28:35And she's like, well, how do you think I felt about you sharing intimate conversations that I had with you? And Kieran is like, well, I just stated facts. And she's like, well, by the way, her facts were you have two kids that aren't yours. Yeah. That's what she said. By the way. Yeah. Okay, Kieran. no biggie no biggie Kierna and I'm just remembering now the issue is that I guess that Wendy spoke to Jassy on the phone in the off season and Jassy made it sort of sound like Kierna might be mad at Wendy right wasn't the whole thing that Jassy said something like and Kierna I don't know about her something like that that was what came out last episode I think well we don't right I don't think we know do we it was well they said I didn't say it like oh yeah or I don't know what it was she said something like she mentioned Kierna and Wendy went, Kierna, ar, ar, ar, ar.

29:23Wasn't that where she made like some kind of noise? And we're like, this is the fight. Yeah, and so, Wendy made an odd noise. But it sounds like Kierna is suggesting that because of Jassy opened her mouth, it created a wedge between Wendy and Kierna. And I'm just like, I just, I'm not tracking it because it was so small that the issue with Jassy was so small and stupid that I just did not retain it in my brain from last week or two weeks ago. it's because she was arguing with Wendy and no, So Kierna was arguing with Jazzy and then Jazzy was like, okay, then why don't you tell Wendy what you said about her?

29:55And she was like, what? And she goes, go ahead. Tell her what you said about her. And then she's like, come on, don't do that. And she's like, well, I'm not going to say anything, but we both know you said something about Wendy. So she was leaving it open-ended for, you know, Wendy to get mad. But that's what you get. I mean, you just told her she had two kids that weren't hers. Like, that's shittier. Yeah, exactly. so um so basically uh jesse's like there's like there's like not there's like not type of responsibility on what you what you do there's no type of responsibility on what you do and it makes me wonder like are you jealous you're like jealous why would i be jealous of your like hot football player successful man i've got um a stumpy guy who wears polo shirts and tells me what to do at home.

30:41So no, like, why would I ever be jealous? And they're like, well, why don't you tell us what you said about Wendy? And she goes, well, I don't know. I don't even know what she's saying I said. And Jazzy said, well, first of all, you lied and said that my man had two children on me, which he didn't. And she goes, oh, okay, one. I was the other woman. No, I was the other woman, basically. Because wasn't that the whole thing? Like he was with a wife and had two kids with a wife. And then all of a sudden there was Jassy and Jassy, the overlap was a little nebulous. So it's not that he cheated on Jassy.

31:16It's that I think Jassy was the one who came in and was the other one. No. Yeah. I don't know. So Tia's like, well, did he have any? And Giselle said, stay out of it. Like stay out of it, Tia. And Jassy's like, well, that was a lie. And she goes, oh, okay. So was it one or two? So Jassy says, oh, so you want to be factual then let's be factual and this is where jazzy fails too because she's always doing this like i've got something and she's also got nothing which is kind of the problem with this whole season so far so kiana's like well i'm trying to keep up so she says that she really adored jazzy and she was a girl's girl and then jacqueline tells her that jazzy said that uh you were a snake dun dun dun and i'm super hurt because i was being very genuine and i was building a relationship with her and then she called me a snake so jassy says let me say that i truly regret how i responded to you in response to how you treated me she's like i'm gonna apologize for what i said to you that i only said because of the shitty thing you said to me and ashley is ashley's like i clap too soon too soon because ashley's like clapping like oh my god this is progress and she's like oh wait no it wasn't a real apology too soon so kiana's saying well i I can be responsible if you say what I said, but I can't be responsible for something that I don't know if I said.

32:38And so she's like, okay, so say what I said, and then I can say yay or no. And Jazzy's like, oh, you really want me to? Yeah, this is where we get what she said. So Jazzy's like, well, when it came down to Wendy, Kay basically said, don't trust her. And I decided to not say anything because I think that Wendy would also be upset with the timing in which it was said. Dun, dun, dun. The producer's like, if Wendy knew exactly what Case said about her on a scale of like one to five, how upset would we be? And Jassy goes, Wendy would be an 8.5. So like, okay. Oh, God. I mean, either way, like basically something happened before the season between Kierna and Wendy.

33:24And now Jassy's in the mix. And all I, I don't really even know what happened, but all I can really discern is that Kierna needs to sort of get over it. Kierna is the one who is like really like living in the misery right now while everyone's like, this is like not even a thing, Kierna. You're, you're all upset and you're making it into a thing, but it's not a thing. So yeah, we're trying to make a lot of dumb little fights happen and none of the dumb little fights are happening. And sometimes I think housewives would be okay if they just have fun and have funny scenes. I don't think they need to constantly be forcing themselves to fight.

34:00It just kills the show, you know? I actually think the majority of this episode was just what you described. And I think it's like they have such a strong cast right now that it's like deeply entertaining to watch. And it's funny. And like you don't need that conflict. And I just feel like Kierna is trying to drum up something here. And of course, Jassy's trying to because she's a friend of. So she's motivated. And so is Angel. And Angel. They're all trying to like get their credits by fighting stupid fights. And it's like, just stop. earn your fights they have to be earned we don't want to fight we don't care about seeing you fight with somebody you barely even know it's more fun when you're fighting with somebody that you kind of know and you have a history with you know yeah exactly so we'll see how that all pans out but regardless of that i mean it's such a funny episode and the season is really so strong it's really great to see um so i wonder what's gonna happen when karen comes back because the chemistry is so strong but you can't not have karen karen will be in the mix but wow when But Karen and Tia are on together.

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