#3070 RHOP S10E06: Angel and Demons

0:00crown rock Watch what crappens, watch what crappens, who cares what happens when there's so much that crappens? Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens. I'm Ronnie, that's Ben over there. Hello, Ben. hi ronnie how's it going good how are you doing over there um i'm doing really well thanks you know it's monday it's the monday before bravo con so i'm excited how are you doing good i just saw ben's bravo con outfit very cute very cute you're gonna have to figure something out over here okay because it's not looking cute over here so i'm gonna need to figure some stuff out but that's this week we're we will be going to vegas we're gonna have a really good time and we have a meet up on Saturday.

0:59We know now that it will be on Saturday. We will tell you the time. At 10 p.m. Oh, it's at 10 p.m.? We can say the time. Oh, I didn't know. Okay, so then we can announce the whole thing, right? Well, no, we can't announce the location, but we can announce the time. Okay, 10 p.m. on Saturday. So we'll let you know, and it's a free meet up and all that good stuff. We'll announce where that is tomorrow for sure. Check out our socials. I mean, mostly Instagram. Check out Instagram. Also, So that's where you will find a link to our Amazon lives, which is today. We have a live today at 4 p.m. Ben's going to be talking about clothes.

1:32I'm going to go over home decor and lighting. Okay. I'm going to have a series for the next three or four weeks of all my home lighting that I got from Amazon. So we're going to be doing that tonight. Join us for that. You can find links on the Amazon. And also this week on Patreon, we will be doing the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trailer trash. That'll go up later this week. So be on Patreon. That's also where you get videos. Crappens on demand, which we're on video right now. Hi. Hi. Also, we have a very special feature today because a few of you have been asking where my dog Bueller has been.

2:05He doesn't like sitting behind me on these chairs here in Los Angeles. So I got a Bueller cam. So here he is. Bueller is hanging off of his bed, sleeping. So there you go. There's Bueller's reaction cam. He's as bored with this intro as you guys are. Okay. He's sleeping. so um everyone welcome to real housewives of potomac day i do want to just say one thing i'm not going to talk only about clothes on amazon live today because i don't know if i have enough clothes to talk about but i just want to just want to set expectations and second of all with our meetup at bravo con uh we're going to announce the location most likely tomorrow and we do have a location um but so we're still getting that announcement in order but i just want to say there will be custom cocktails so get excited okay custom cocktail yeah you told me it's like i forgot i forgot it's more than just like oh we're just like gathering and like like enjoy like we're we're working with a venue so it's gonna be a really good time okay everybody welcome real housewives of potomac season 10 episode six sun's out buns out here we are our trip to nebius so uh let's see what's going on so we are We're having dinner tonight, too.

3:20Jazzy is attempting to call out Kierna because this is audition season on Potomac.

3:35That's the audition song from Chorus Line. And here they go. It is another audition festivus. So let's see. Who would get cast? Who will have the best fight? Not Jazzy. Let me tell you that. Jazzy's not very good at this. She's trying, though. And neither is Karina and neither is Angel, really. All of them. All of them need to go. Keep Tia. Bring back Karen. Possibly, I'm even saying at this point, give Mia another chance. Just tell Mia to stop lying about, you know, the little people that she's dating on the radio. And I think we should bring her back. I miss funny Mia. She was funny. Well, unfortunately, Mia is busy right now in Atlanta opening up a brand new Subway franchise and also a Subway, like the first ever Subway in Atlanta.

4:18And also she's working on Submarine. She's been hired by the name. So unfortunately, she's going to be very busy right now. Where'd you come up with Subway? Is that true? Is she opening Subway? No, I made that up. I made that up. I would love to see me moving around pamphlets in the Subway. I'd be in.

4:38Here's my feelings. I feel like Jazzy, and I will say Jazzy this week. Because I said Jazzy the past two weeks. But it occurred to me. well you said jazzy but i was i couldn't remember but i think that probably her full name is jasmine spelled j-a-s-m-i-n-e i'm assuming and when it's shortened it becomes jazzy but the j-a-s-s-i the s is probably an allusion to the original jasmine spelling which is why i was fucking with my brain um but i think that jazzy is doing a significantly better job than kierna and angel In fact, I'm having this weird, like, so bad, it's good reaction to Angel on this show because she just gets worse every week.

5:23Like, I don't know why she's a full-fledged Real Housewife. She is such an Eeyore, and she gets more and more Eeyore, and she keeps promising that we're going to see her true personality soon. And she's like, these people keep coming for me, and she just, like, ruins every single scene and potentially even episode. anytime they're having fun she just ruins it and i actually am now finding that to be so funny like she is the debbie downer and you're waiting for that trumpet to go off the trombone and it's like it's so predictable so that like you're almost waiting for her to be like oh well as a wag i don't think you guys understand i don't know if i like you right now like oh come on angel yeah she's a one and done i'm sensing yeah she's gonna be out of here and you know we do You know, it is important to have some sensitivity because she did have a baby.

6:14But I think it was like 18 months before. And obviously, I haven't had a baby. I look like I've had three, but I haven't had one. And I don't know how long postpartum can last. You know, if you get postpartum depression or SADS or the SADS or whatever. I don't know how long that can last. So, I mean, look, there is a little bit of, like, allowance for that. But there's only so much because a lot of people have had babies on this show. And then they come in and they just still cause mess. Remember Ashley? I mean, Ashley was pregnant and then had a baby, and she's still causing mess wherever she went.

6:47Everybody's different, you know, like everybody, different people have different reactions and stuff like that. But I say if you're too postpartum and depressed to, you know, show up to work, then, you know, take more time off. That's what I say. I say give her more time maybe. Maybe she has some sparkling personality when she doesn't have postpartum. But, you know, I don't know. I don't want to do it later then. bring her back later then right well we don't know if she we don't know if she has postpartum or not no we don't know that she has she's just saying she just keeps i mean she from what we are sort of alluding to what she's alluding to uh she keeps on saying you know i just had some babies it sounds like she's stressed out dealing with the babies i think she's like not comfortable with how she looks and yada yada yada so she's dealing with all those things which i totally understand but you can also deal with like those things and i think like be more fun on the tv show that you're hired to be on i don't know um i'm i'm saying that not from a postpartum perspective postpartum is a different thing maybe it's all tied together maybe i'm being ignorant all i know is that what i'm receiving on my cartoons is like tuning in to watch bugs bunny and then bugs bunny is like you know what i don't know what's up with doc and it's like i don't want carrie you know what I'm going through.

8:04I hate carrots. I don't want carrots. Why is that guy always hunting me? Why is he hunting me? I hate it. It's like Wile E Coyote decided not to chase the Roadrunner. Wile E Coyote said, you know what? I think I just need like a me day today. I'm like, no, get to the chase and get to run off that cliff. No, Bugs Bunny's just like lying down and letting Wile E Coyote eat him, you know? Yeah, Roadrunner's not even saying meet, meet. Roadrunner's just going take me. Take me.

8:32That would be the best version of Roadrunner. It's like the Sad Horns with the Roadrunner version. Was anyone ever on the Roadrunner side? I don't think I was actually ever on the Bugs Bunny side, to be honest. I thought Bugs Bunny was actually kind of obnoxious. I wanted Bugs Bunny to get shot. Like when he was like, hunt a wabby, kill the wabby. I was like, get him. What's wrong with you? Get a sight on that gun. I mean, get him. It's Bugs Bunny. It's annoying. I wouldn't want someone coming up and digging up my carrots either. Get him. Eat him. He is like really annoying. Like I was always on Woody Woodpecker's side.

9:04I always supported Woody Woodpecker. No, I hated him too. That noisy, that noisy ass. Yeah, but he was like, I don't know. He spoke to my soul a little bit more. Whereas Bugs Bunny was just like, I don't know. He was just a real brat. I mean, I think actually Chili Willie was really my favorite. But Chili Willie didn't really do anything wrong. Chili Willie. I don't know who that is. Chili Willie. Probably I would hate to work with Chili Willie. You know, Chili Willie would be the worst co-worker, right? Who's that? Chili Willie. I don't know who that is. Is he from Bugs Bunny? Yeah, the penguin.

9:34And he ain't glue. He would just sort of speak sort of slowly. And like, you know, that Chili Willie would like corner you in the office lounge and like tell you boring stories of the weekend. And you're like, oh, I got cornered by Chili Willie again. All right. Well, speaking of, let's get to an argument here. So now this argument is Jazzy attempting to call out Kierna for talking about Wendy behind her back. Who cares, really? So Jazzy, and also Jazzy, just say what it was, please. So Jazzy, your energy has changed since I met you, Kierna. And she's like, it is. It is very different. I agree.

10:12I have a condo now. So I think what you're sensing is condo energy. So sorry. Yeah, condo energy with a view of the highway. So don't be jealous. So Jazzy, so the producer says, how mad would Wendy be if she found out what, what Kierna said? And Jazzy, I scaled one to five and Jazzy goes, hmm, probably an 8.5. Okay. I can't imagine that anything that Kierna says is like that secret or confidential. So why are you not just being messy and telling us? Because this, like this teasing it out is not interesting, especially because we don't even come back to it. Like we actually never find out what it was.

10:53and not only do we not find out by the end of the episode i've totally forgotten about it because i care that much yeah well we don't find out i guess we find out some giselle stuff i don't know i thought we found out maybe we don't maybe we did maybe i blocked it out uh so jazzy's like okay karen how do we move on what do you need from me right now what do you need from me and uh ashley's why don't you guys just sleep about it giselle will bring it up five times before tomorrow so Don't worry about it. You'll get another chance. And it's sad because they really tried it. They even got a continuation and it was, you know, it was a bad audition.

11:28And cut. You're both cut. Get out. Yeah. Kierna, I think, is also, I think her time has come. Well, her time never arrived in the first place. Let's be honest. Okay. But, like, for someone whose time had never arrived, her time is also, like, has come. And it's time for her to go. So they're going on a yacht tomorrow. And so that's very exciting. Mr. Sunshine comes back to give some more killer bee shots. And you too, Mr. Sunshine. You're trying too hard. We get it. You have killer bee shots. Go away. Bring me something else. You know, it's like when they come to your table, they're like, try our special shot.

12:03Okay, I tried it. Bring me a martini, sir. Okay? How many of these do I need? It's going to make my stomach hurt. So he comes over. And now Giselle is doing. So he brings special shots. and Giselle has put everybody's name on these shots. But he stacks one of the shots on the other shot and Giselle tries to start doing a dance and so the shot spills on her. And it's karma because she wants to do shady shots, which is just where Giselle gets another moment to criticize everybody. No, yes. Just bring me shots with people's names on it so I could diss them again because I'm earning my paycheck, okay?

12:39It's year eight or it's year six. Let's do this. so Ashley's says Duchess Darby which is a reference to Ashley uh calling herself Duchess Darby at her second bloom ball and then Tia's um just a shady shot why is she why is that a shady shot I think everything with Ashley Darby should be called like I've had Michael Darby inside of me shot you know that's a shady shot not referencing the party she gave herself it's a you know it's a traumatic shot actually that's a that's a what have i done with my life shot i swallowed before i swallowed this shot shot glass it's very long for a shot glass but still yeah um and then uh she her tia's shot says stylists and so tia gives her the finger by by like you know itching her forehead with her middle finger um and uh then we have jazzy's and says you're the bride you're the and you're also the step mama so yours says step mama and jazz is like okay yeah i'll accept that because i'm an audition phase so i have to accept this but otherwise i'd get really mad at you really mad at you and then stacy gets hers but giselle didn't even put her name on it because she hates stacy so she's like it says nothing on it and she says i don't know if i should put mrs samuels i don't know if i should put timo i don't know so i left it blank and then we see shots of the um blank robe and all the disses and stacy's like try again giselle you cannot shake me okay yeah and this is for angela and angel goes oh what does mine say it says chinchaka and angel's like i'll take it like angel was all ready to get upset she was all ready so Giselle then says it's this is just more confusion shade so it says Giselle hater that's for you Kay and Kierna's like oh okay okay she's like I had a conversation with Wendy and Wendy said well you hate Giselle and that bothered me which is funny because this stemmed from the park bench scene earlier in the season where Kierna was saying why were you talking with Giselle in the first place when I interrupted because you hate Giselle and Wendy said no you hate Giselle.

15:01But I don't know if Kiarna actually declared that, but Wendy assigned it, and now Wendy told Giselle that Kiarna hates her. She told me on the park bench. And Giselle's like, well, the other day, Wendy let it be known that Kay has residual feelings. And I've been nothing but supportive of her. I've been a champion of Kay. Even Greg, when Greg didn't like her.

15:25Jazzy's like, well, you've always said nice things about Kay. You know, I mean, come on. Even saying that's your friend. I mean, wow, that's huge for Giselle. And Kieran was like, no, she hasn't always said nice things about me. And I need Wendy to bring whatever her facts are about that. Because I'm not going to say anything about it until I know what Wendy said. You know, I'm not going to out myself for random bad shit I've said about you. I need the specific things that you've heard. Yeah. So then Kieran was like, well, let's table it because I feel like Wendy will feel better tomorrow. We'll talk about it.

15:54Let's like plan our scene for tomorrow. Okay, guys. So you've tried now, what, three fights in five minutes and they've all failed this audition is not going well you're all failing even jazelle's failing and she's trying she's even trying she's like the director she's like let me show you the steps again this is how you do it and they still can't do it there is definitely a feeling that this episode they kind of ran out of um vacation content because we had we did have some sort of like fizzles on the fight front and um we had more graphics than usual we had fun silly fun times with everyone dressed up with like slutty later on and it was definitely a um traumatic flashback to two seasons ago when that's all that they had so every episode they had some sort of like post-production phantasmagoria of you know chyrons and music um but i think they just ran And I'm hoping this is not a sign of things to come.

16:51I'm hoping the ghost of Eric Fuller has not resurfaced to this episode. I mean, for future episodes, because it's here today. Yeah, it's here today for sure. So back to the villas. Angel wants to go to bed. Kiana wants to go to bed. She's exhausted, guys. They're tired. And she's like, I have nothing left to give the ladies at this point. What have you given? You're the one starting all these fights. At least finish them off. All you're doing is sulking, okay? Sulking and then you're exhausted from your own sulking. You're like, you're one of the youngest people on this cast and you seem to have the least amount of energy.

17:24Okay. Come on. Try harder. Yeah. So now we see producer cam of Wendy is sleeping in full hair and makeup. No, because she doesn't feel good. And then we see producer cam of Ashley, Jazzy and Stacey chatting, but they don't think they're on camera because we're just getting them through like the little home camera thing and they're not mic'd. so Jazzy's like well apparently one of the editors at People got wind of you and Chris on a date and Stacy was like I was separated I was going through a divorce and we were separated Timo saw other people I saw other people Arabella didn't know anything poor people Arabella saw dead people but I did not have sex with anyone I just hung out and Chris was one of those people that I hung out with and didn't have sex with.

18:13I did tell Chris this. Might I suggest this camel sweater? Is there anything better for Christmas? Is there anything that represents Jesus more than this camel? I have to say, when I saw Chris Samuels and his hulking frame, the first thing I said was, talk about length. Talk about drama. Talk about football. talk about giant man with a deep voice so big so jazzy asks if she banged him and she's like no i've not fucked chris uh so we get that on camera because i guess we're gonna find out later that she does but i don't i still don't care i don't care if she wrote him i don't care if she's him right now i don't care if she brought chris samuels out put him on a couch and wrote him right now on tv i wouldn't care it doesn't bother me monique's not even on this show there's no infraction there's literally no infraction there's no breaking of girl code she is allowed to get that samuel's peen it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial so guess what it's the morning and kierna is facetiming with america's favorite greg and she's like today's the last day and we're gonna go on with a bang like tonight tonight's lot night so you know going out with a bang for kiana means like she's gonna sulk extra hard today she's gonna find something that she'll be upset about and does not matter there's no statute of limitations on these things she will be upset yeah she's like i'm gonna sulk today but i'm gonna do it in a leather thong partay and greg's like you know what's funny it's gonna be slut night for us over here today too we'll laugh because greg's just so light-hearted god what What a relationship.

20:05What a fun guy. So Ashley calls her mom, Sheila, and they talk about the weather and Dean's birthday. What are we going to do for Dean's birthday? He's going to be Beetlejuice because he loves a musical. Okay. But Josh is texting me, Mom. Send him a sexy picture. Then we see the sexy picture that Ashley sent Josh. And then we see the picture that he sent back. And we're like, where's Butthead? I'm not used to seeing just one of you alone. I don't want to see one of you critique music videos. I want you both. Yeah. Then we go to Tia driving a golf cart and she picks up a Kierna and Angel to go to breakfast.

20:43And Angel's like, I want to approach this day with positivity for me. I cannot continue to dwell on what's happened unless it involves being a wag. I will talk about that all the time because I cannot let negativity in this way take up space in my mind. You are the gray crack cloud on this entire season. I mean on a season where we have Kierna who is a gray cloud you're somehow outgraying Kierna do you realize this? and you're going to sit here and talk about how you're not going to let negativity take up space you are the negativity coming in and filling up everyone's space and nothing's really happened to you also people made fun of you for filtering your images which you did and then Wendy Wendy tried to start something with you which I was actually largely on Angel's side with that because I think Angel was trying to protect her pre-existing friendship and I think she's entitled to do that but like that is also Real Housewives and you can't be stupid and smart you know what you signed up for people are going to sort of poke at you and clap back at you and you can't act so fragile all the time yeah so now Wendy is feeling a little bit better today and she has a sinus She's hanging out with Stacey in the bathroom.

21:59And Stacey's like, is it painful? She goes, yeah, it's painful. Here, here, headache, throat, everything hurts. And then Wendy looks at her and she's like, what happened to your lip? She's like, oh my God, is it noticeable? I got allergic to something. And then we see a close-up of her lip and it looks kind of like a hair lip. And she's like, it's not noticeable, is it? And Wendy's like, yeah, it's noticeable. She's like, no, but it's not, is it? And she goes, yeah. It doesn't look bad, does it? You look terrible. ball no it doesn't look bad does it hideous oh arabella they get into golf carts and ashley oh my god your lip went down and she's like did it did go down the power of christ and ashley's like well last night spacey spewed some lies like pinocchio's nose grew girl your lips grew So now they get onto this yacht and they're getting ready and they're arriving on golf carts.

22:55They're all feeling very, very fancy schmancy. And Giselle is telling them what the plan is. There's going to be towels. She got towels for everyone that have their names on them, of course, except for Stacey. Stacey has a blank towel. So it's because I don't know who you are, but now I feel a little bit better about you, Stacey. And she's like, oh, wow, that's great. And she's like, do you want a hug? And she's like, no, that's too much. That's too much. That's too much. So now it's time. Giselle's like, okay, Wendy, Kierna, and me, we are going to have a scene. But of course, Wendy's like, why is it a threesome?

23:35Why do I have to do this? She's like, I don't want any parts of this. I'm here for a good time. Take me out of the group chat. But it's audition season.

23:45So Giselle's like, well, last night was shady shot. And Kay's was Giselle is a hater because I've been confused about you all conversation. So my question to Kay is more like, when did you decide to hate me? What did I do for you not to like me? Now we'll ask Wendy because Wendy's here. So Kierna's like, well, I don't think I ever said I don't like you. I think I said I was upset with you. And I was upset about the situation that happened at the nightclub. And I shared it with Wendy that I was upset about Giselle. But, you know, it was because you didn't reach out to me and you didn't call me.

24:17So Giselle tells us like, yeah, I was disappointed, but I told Giselle that at the reunion. So I don't know why we're bringing this up again. This is not new news. And yeah, you're bored. I'm bored. Giselle's bored. Wendy's bored. We're all bored. Like, why? Kierna going back to this fight was a little bit shocking. I was like, really? I mean, I thought that she was going to say, I have no beef with you. and Wendy said I had a beef with you and I don't have a beef with you and she's trying to drive a wedge between us but instead she was like, no, I'm upset because you didn't check in on me after that fight enough and it's just like, this is the ongoing issue with Kiarna.

24:57People don't check in with her. Like there's not enough attention being given to this friendship and now she is upset at Wendy and at Giselle and at whoever else she's upset at and it's too much. So Giselle basically just shuts her up right now. And Giselle's like, I am going to pull both the cancer card and the dead dad card and you are going to have to take it because it's going to trump your I got into a fight at a bar card. So she basically is like, at that time, my dad was in a hospital with a brain tumor with cancer and I went from the event directly to the ICU and he had surgery and he died a few days later.

25:40So while you're sitting there, your situation could get resolved with a plastic surgeon. My dad is no longer here. This is done. Goodbye. Do not bring this up again. Do not try me. I am still Giselle Bryant, and I'm running this show. And if you're going to come for me, you better bring something much better than a two-year-old expired storyline. Yeah. And she's like, for you to think I should call you when my father passed away, that makes you a high-maintenance friend. And when he's like, you're a high-maintenance friend. you're a high maintenance friend. Good label, Giselle. That was really good.

26:13High maintenance friend. That's actually real, that's real stink. You don't ever want that stink on you. Like if you're a high maintenance friend, like everyone tries so hard to not be that. You see it on Orange County, for example. How many times have we seen Tamara and Shannon fight over how not high maintenance there are? They are. You know, Tamara accuses Shannon of calling in the middle of the night, drunk, needing so much. And now it's there for you every single time. It's like, well, and how many times do I have to support you with all your things? Everyone's always fighting about how they had to support other people because they're high maintenance friends basically so once you get that stink on you it does not leave on housewives world yeah but kiana doesn't care she's like i've already admitted i'm a high maintenance friend and jazelle's like well i didn't know it was going so deep as to i hate her and she goes i didn't though and wendy's like well it wasn't that but it was giving that okay wendy you're just starting shit you're just starting shit and you're also starting boring shit so you're guilty of this too and uh kiana's like no, that was actually Wendy's feelings because Wendy said you were a snake and the worst person on the planet.

27:12And Wendy's like, but I said it to a face. So it's okay. Yes, she said it to my face. We had a feud for three years. It's okay. And I think actually that is part of it is that they were in a feud for three years. I mean, ever since Giselle and Robin brought up, you know, rumors of Eddie maybe cheating when they were on vacation on that lake, then Wendy has had no time for Giselle. and now but now they've hatched they've not hatched they've they've patched it up so i think giselle's kind of like yes of course she said that stuff we weren't friends at that time and she said it to my face multiple times at reunions so then giselle's like i've been nothing but nice to you ah and karen was like well i girl i'm not even thinking about your ass and she said well why are you talking you're talking to me and she's like because there was nothing new about your same gas ways and wendy's like okay so what did i do karen has vehement vehement blame vehemently blamed ashley for incident that happened the club she said that she basically hated giselle and i'm sneaky and i'm a snake and now you're you know you're a snake and you're fake as fuck yeah but you started this so why are you like what did i do you were the one that said that Kierna said she hates Giselle so I don't know I think Wendy and Giselle were probably having a talk where they're like oh my god this new girl Kierna she's trying it so hard now she's mad at me she's mad at me and like I don't even understand why and she doesn't even like you Giselle and Giselle's like what the?

28:43she's like oh yeah she hates you like da da da da I don't think it was said in a way of like well guess what Giselle Kierna hates you it probably came up like this girl she's mad at everyone she's even mad at you Giselle you know she and Giselle's probably why she's not mad at me yes she is she hates you that's what I predict the conversation was so Tia's like well what you went through was awful Giselle just awful and I'm here and I'm tearing up because I too have lost a father so I understand and you yeah Anna what you've gone through is absolutely terrible I too have almost been bonked on the head with a champagne bottle by an angry woman in a party and then had a glass thrown at my head.

29:25Well, that's actually never happened, but it could. And I would be very upset. Those things that happen to princesses. I have a son that wants to be adopted. Please, can we not discuss this anymore? I just can't. I can't. Yeah, she's like, you can't expect anything of deserve for three years after she's buried her dad. Let me just tell you that from somebody who's gone through it. And she says that she tells us how she lost her dad and how it really has shaped her. And she's like, this woman is not going to be the same. And I know that's because I buried my father. But that doesn't change that you want your friends to validate what has happened to you again.

30:01And I think you need to get it all out so you guys know exactly where you stand. I've been a friend to you. So I was taken aback and shocked by Wendy. And I'm going to take the name off of your robe. She's like, well, I apologize sincerely. And I didn't fully express the magnitude in which I was upset. I love how Kiernan talks. What the fuck? What does that mean? And she's like, but you spoke to people. I sound like lawyers. Yes. But you spoke to people and said that I was the aggressor in that fight. And I just think if something happened to you, I would have done the same. I would have called you, I guess is what she means.

30:42No, I think she means I would have jumped in and I would have defended you in a fight. Yeah. I think. Okay. So she's like, you know, I mean, for Tia to say she would never compare those experiences and to watch her cry in that moment, I really felt for her because she didn't owe us that. But we need to empathize when tragic things happen to each other. For example, the glass that a Muppet threw at my head. Thank you. For example, the scar that I got on my forehead. We need to empathize for people with forehead scars. so they all congratulate each other on having this great conversation but it was another fail as far as like another failed fight another stupid fight so i like giselle also saying sometimes a better deeper friendship can come on the other side of something that's tough and i'm glad that's all that's in the open and we don't ever need to discuss this ever again nah i'm like so you're just gonna like we will not discuss this ever again i'm like yes the sign of a good deep friendship is when you bury things in the back like no we're voting yeah so now they They go to, now they're out in the water and they come close to a shipwreck thing.

31:47And Stacy's like, is that a shipwreck? What happened? What happened? That looks unsanitary. Karen drove into it. That's all. The boat was fine like three days ago. So now it's fun times. They go swimming. They take pictures. Angel's pumping, sadly. She's like, oh, pumping. I'm so sorry. I'm so sick of it. So now they go back to the van and they go to dinner. Orchid Bay Beach House Restaurant. And they take a group picture and stuff like that. And Giselle's like, I've set the names. I have set the names today. And now she's like, no more blanks for you, Stacey. Stacey got a name tag. She got a name.

32:31Yeah. Finally. So everybody wants Giselle's approval. What everybody lives for. So then they're eating dinner. Ashley's asking if Jazzy's done everything that she needs to do for the bridal shower and everything. And Jazzy's saying like, well, we had a co-ed bachelor and bachelorette party, which I'm sure, by the way, Darius loved. She's like, great. And I'm definitely not going to have a bachelor party that's separate from you at all. And she's like, and now we get to celebrate with you guys. And that's just so special to me. Angel's like, please have fun during your last week of your wedding.

33:08Just allow yourself to live in that moment. From an elder wag to a young wag and possibly the wisest person at this table. Have fun. Have fun at the last week of your wedding. Yeah. Have fun at that bachelor party that you're making your husband to because you know he'll probably impregnate himself. He'll probably impregnate somebody if he gets his own bachelor party. Okay? As a wag. So Ash is like, so wait a minute, Stacey. You were asked to be a bridesmaid, right? Jesse and Stacey are both going. So what's up, Stacey? and uh stacy's like well i declined because of family reasons and we talked about that what if i go and arabella says what's a wedding and i'm to describe to her that i might be back with her father i have to stay for arabella so she says my business launches coinciding with jassy's wedding and i want to support my friend but this is life-changing for me and this is the legacy that i want to leave to arabella arabella and i want to be very careful about my decision to leave my flash in the pan cbd and weed business to arabella so my intentions are to be there to support her but there are a lot of factors at play here so when she said this i was like this is a whole bunch of bullshit you're not going to you're not going to do this all like you're you can launch a business and do be part of a bridal you know party you're slapping your name you're slapping her name on a weed collab it's not like you're going and growing the weed yourself somewhere someone is packaging that up and you're slapping a label on it what are you talking about and i love that she's like my family i'm giving arabella a collab weed as her legacy no one is turning to stacy for weed although maybe now i mean if there's anyone who can sell it it's going to be her but like no one's looking at stacy and saying that's the person whose weed i want to buy like empowering her to be a multimillionaire from it.

35:00However, that was my first reaction. And then my second reaction was, you know, good for her. Good for her for coming up with some bullshit excuse to get out of being in a bridal party. Because the truth is, who wants to be in a bridal party, right? You have to do all these things for Jassy, who you barely even know, and probably sit through a bunch of like insufferable events and be on group texts and wear a dress that's not going to be flattering. All because Jassy is probably the one, or Jazzy is probably the one who probably wants the clout from Stacey. And so Giselle does make this good point, which is like, okay, let's be clear.

35:34Stacey didn't know whether Jazzy was going to be part of this group or not, aka being on the TV show. So Stacey was willing to throw Jazzy and the wedding in the trash because if she wasn't going to be part of this group, then Stacey is not a real friend, okay? But then Stacey is here. So now she's like, oh, okay. And that's fair, but let's also be honest. Jazzy was probably using Stacey for as much clout as Stacey is chasing right now. Yeah, that's the thing. Giselle's basically saying look she's not going to go to that wedding because she didn't consider her famous because she's not on the show so why would she do that um but i say why would she she's not close friends with jazzy jazzy's just like friendly we're friends she's like well she's the new one she's the new one so she'll come to my wedding and get this some airtime right so i say i agree with you for sure so at first blush i was like oh my god this is so fake and such bullshit that she's saying but then second blush i was like she's doing the absolute right thing and i totally support her yeah because being in someone's wedding like being a bridesmaid that's not like you just show up one day in a dress it's a whole it's a whole commitment you know it's like you buy the dress you go to the fittings and you go to the parties and you go to the showers then you help plan the stuff and it's like you plan the trips and then you plan that it's not some and then you have to put up with those ladies bullshit for at least a month you know you all know that have you been a bridesmaid before like a groomsman not a groomsman but you know on the bride side um a bride's yeah i i have for um my friend michelle and it was like low-key it was easy i didn't have to do anything i had to i made like a little video presentation like she's not she was not a bride seller or anything like that she had a very small like 28 person wedding so it was no big deal but i've never you know i'm not like a gay like that you know i don't i just i'm not I've never been like a pocket gay, you know, where like I'm holding necessarily like the purse of a girl or something like that.

37:28I mean, I will. I'm gladly. Actually, just yesterday, I literally held my friend's bag. But the point is, girls don't come to me for those sort of things. They don't come to me like, oh, my God, Ben, you totally have to be part of my bride. I'll party. You're one of the girls. I don't think I dress well enough. So they just don't know what to do with me. Dress well enough. I've never been a gay side gay. I don't have enough interest. I've tried. Yeah, I think people just know. Don't ask Ronnie. He'll barely do anything. But I did do it for one of my friends. And it was fun. But that's where I learned what it's really like to be a bridesmaid.

38:02Because, damn, that is not easy. It was like a whole month. There was like a group calendar and things to do and to-do lists for each of us and all the money. And I was like, girl, I love you. And then on the wedding day, it's like, where are my gays? I need you. Get in here. Is my hair okay? Is my that? Is this okay? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. What are the boys doing? go over and see what the boys are doing. It's just too much. It's too much. And everyone gets into fights. Those friendships never survive. And I just want to say also that, okay, well, whatever I was going to say, just completely blew up my mind.

38:37Just pretend I said something completely salient and biting about being in a bridal party because that's probably what I said. It was good. Good point. It was really good. So anyway, the point is, if somebody asks you to be a bridesmaid for whatever reason you want to say no, you are entitled to say no. I'm not marrying your ass, and I'm not committing to this. So I'll be there, and I'll send you something mid-range from your, you know, what is it called when you register it, from your registry. Yeah, and here's what I was going to say, which is that seeing the way Jazzy loses her mind in about three seconds, I think this is a good bridal party to miss Because you know that this is probably What was happening on the regular The entire bridal party with Jazzy How dare you do that?

39:22We are 18 days away from this wedding And do you know the sort of pressure I'm under? You're going to ask me that question? You know what it was the entire time I think Stacey dodged a bullet Yeah So Stacey's not going to fight about it She's just like I feel like I've said enough Wait, I haven't? Okay, let me just say this Horabella Okay, okay Commercials, here comes one right now.

39:50So Tia's like, well, Jazzy, I feel like we're getting to know each other. And you've been quite kind to me. And then yesterday, when I was trying to diffuse this catfish thing, and you were like, well, you do the same thing. It made me go on your page. And I feel like our filterization is about the same. So I just wanted to get that in there everybody. I'm not more filtered than Jazzy. There, I've said it. And this is Tia's first time really trying to start one, so I'll give her a little leeway here. I'd also like to say that is filterization a word? Because I don't believe it is, but oh, what I would like to say is characterization is not a word, but if it were a word, I would spell it with an S and not a Z, because I'm British.

40:42So then Jazzy is like... Maybe that's Jazzy's thing. Maybe she's British. And that's why you keep saying Jazzy instead of Jazzy. No, it's because every time I see Jazzy, every time I see it spelled out Jazzy, I cannot help but say Jazzy, even though she is Jazzy. I'm sorry, everyone. But just pretend I have an accent. Just pretend I'm tears. It's like, Jazzy! So she's like, not at all. Not at all. Our filterization is not the same. Actually, a lot of my pictures on my page, several of my pictures, many, most actually of my pictures are unfiltered. And then we see side by side, and they are also completely filtered like crazy.

41:20Yeah. So Tia's like, I was trying to defuse this. Go ahead, please. Thank you, other me. I was trying to defuse the fire, and I feel like you were trying to heighten the fire. And then Jazzy's like, well let me tell you something Tia okay and then she points at Tia with the food on her fork like she gets way too she gets way too into this and Tia's like oh no don't do that with the fork please please no forks she's like well I am doing it with the fork you came into this group and you tried to act like I don't know what's going on well I'm not trying to be upset all right I'm not trying to be upset oh so we're mocking accents now are we that was fun that's a reach for tia but i like that she reached for it and jassy jassy's like i'm not trying to be offensive i'm not trying to be offensive oh do you have a problem with my accent she's like i'm not doing an accent and angel's like it was a little bit of an accent but in our circles we call that a wag accent so maybe people don't realize that yeah well that's called a wag scent it's a wag scent as an elder wag yeah as the mother wag i've been around a lot of wag scents and it's just something you get used to sorry to you yeah she's like what i'm not uh you're making fun of my accent you think that's funny she's like i'm not but i'm watching you because you were the same person that sat in that van and told me in a giggly kind of way, oh my god, the owner of that restaurant was really looking at you and he really loves you 14 days before my wedding.

42:56Oh my goodness. You have anger issues. You've got anger issues. She goes, you are wrong. Don't play with me, Tia, because if you want it, I'll take it there. Okay. Tia's like, I don't understand this. American. He's like pointing her fingers and getting all upset. and Tia's like, what's going on? Do you fly over the table? Is that what you're about to do? Are you going to throw a glass or something? She's like, do not play with me, Tia! How could someone get the prosciutto? Wendy's like, I'm going to step in here. Another audition round, come and gone, and fail. And Wendy's like, pass the prosciutto.

43:38Well, I don't understand what's going on. It's like, okay, so after that little exchange with the filter right then we take the group photo with mr sunny and he wanted her to say next in and angel you thought because you commented it on whereas as well you said this feels like being a wag being in the public right now right did you not say that she goes yes i did say that well tia was worried about you feeling offended and she didn't mean it and then we see this picture that they took and let me just say i don't believe that jazzy does not filter her pictures because this picture we see what an unfiltered jazzy picture looks like and it was not good so i was like well listen we let's just all use filters and not give each other shit about it because i feel like filters are allowed so then um but this is also so stupid like who cares if you thought you were hot how is that going to affect your marriage you went to a restaurant and the guy who owns it thought you were hot how is saying that i think that they in your marriage that's silly my theory is that there's been infidelity in that in that marriage and so any sort of like reference or insinuation about infidelity is like just a massive trigger that causes her to lose her mind and that's what happened here because this was so overkill and tia explains it she's like look he thought you were beautiful and i made a joke like you know you have to tell darius that he has competition and like you know and then when i said that her her whole face change and everything.

45:03Just not a joke. She's like, can I please finish? That's my humor, princess humor. She doesn't know me. Do I have to explain tongue in cheek again? Okay. I'll be happy to. I'll do it if you follow. She's like, my man does not have competition. You don't laugh and say the owner of that restaurant was quite fond of you. And then Kieran was like, it was tongue in cheek.

45:26Here we go with the tongue in cheek again. Like, don't start this. A new analogy. You're going to cause new mayhem and confusion, okay? So Angel's like, yeah, but guys, this is Mr. Sunshine we're talking about, okay? Did you see the man? And Kiarna says, yeah, Jazzy, we clearly know that man is not competition, okay? We're talking about a man with two teeth and two dreads, okay? How did this even escalate? Even Kiarna's like, whoa. you know mr sunshine's got the whole town gathered to watch him on this show and then they're like look at that man with his two teeth and his two dreads no it was fucking mr sunshine he's like i wasted so many shots on these girls i know and they cut to like a shot of mr sunshine smiling like and then you see darius smiling and he has like when he smiles he has that smile you know that smiley face smile they sometimes do that make it look like like a smile is actually like happier than usual he was like full-on smiley face graphic design and i was just like jazzy jazzy are you really are you really do you really think they're implying that you or or is jazzy upset that she thinks darius is going to watch this and think that jazzy and mr sunshine have a thing going on that's probably what it is that which is honestly honestly i think you're putting too much thought into this i think jazzy's just trying to start something because it's Jazzy.

46:51She's been trying. She's trying, you know, and I give her credit. Audition season, you come out, you try a song, you try another song, you try another song, but at some point you have to learn to sing because they're all failing. All the songs are failing. How many chances do you get? DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Princess. A reference to Tia. Guys, wordplay is so fun. So Jazzy is like learning that Darius had lied to me was one of the hardest times in my life. We have two counselors, one as a pastor, and then we have another one here in Maryland. So naturally triggered by Mr. Sunshine, a deep threat to my relationship.

47:29Yes. And this was a flashback to her telling Giselle at lunch this. And we come back and Giselle's like, well, look, you know, we know that your partner has done some stuff that they shouldn't have done and I can relate to that because I've been with Pastor Holy Whore and it takes a lot of trust that you have to rebuild but to comfort you with a fork, ma 'am, that's a little too much. Well, I'm so sorry I offended you. I did not mean to disrespect your marriage, your fiancé, your relationship, any of it. Any of it. Okay, Jazzy, do you accept her apology? She's like, I accept it but don't be a shady motherfucker, she says.

48:09Now she's starting to smile. all. She's like, well, can I do light shade? I just have to figure it out. I can do light shade, right? They're all laughing, and she's like, oh, but by the way, guys, I am very offended by you mocking my accent. And then they're staring at her like, oh, no. And she's like, just joking. Just joking. That was light shade. Princess shade. So then they're laughing, and then there's like a snort. Someone snorts, and it's like, oh, my God, that's funny. And so Wendy's getting tired because she needs her antibiotics, and she's like a little lethargic right now and then they're enjoying their food and they're just like talking about their food and they're kind of like settling down there and now the bachelorette party is coming up and they're talking about that so now we see everybody um okay so they go back to the villa in the van so then 30 minutes later dun dun dun the screen fades to black and it says cameras and audio break to travel to the resort and Stacy tells us after dinner we were on our way back to the aura villa and cameras were down and mics are off and we hear angel and jazzy in this heated conversation and you can tell emotions are high and angel's saying she's very jealous of me and jazzy's saying it was very clear something was going on and then we hear angel go she's a snaggle tooth stringy-haired hot piece of trash and that is ugly and this is who you're talking about so now you know are you kidding me look at her picture look at this ugly bitches picture so stacy goes they're talking about someone who's really trying to harm angel's family and i all i could think about was i hope it's not arabella oh my god this person was trying to talk to bobby i guess i don't know what's going on oh child so now it's really steaming mad now it's jazzy's bachelorette party and um it's it's the slut party guys okay so we have to dress in the slutty themed outfit and last time we saw this was when uh candace found out that ashley was going to write a letter in support of monique that's right so um people are meeting up and stacy is kind of like wearing it's not a dirndl but it's like a little october fest you know it's not that slutty it's just like uh it's just like a german beer beer maiden out yeah like beer garden that like hits slightly above the knees or at the knees octoberfest what a slutty day this is my interpretation of sluttish nightwear when he's like okay meanwhile wendy's like in leather and her boobs are out and like she's got like body oil on and like like like almost everything is showing she's like uh okay that's that's i guess an interpretation of slutty yes and so now uh everybody's checking each other's outfits out and um giselle is the ringmaster of a circus and let's see what is everybody ash ashley is an astronaut wacky this is fun and game so this is where we get funny music and funny titles and funny voiceovers and someone used the video effect on Final Cut, which makes it look like old TV.

51:27It's like we call this filler material. Yes. And then Tia comes out in like a full robe and they're like, how is that slutty? Well, if I move my robe over to the side you can see I'm wearing some, hold on, fish in air to stockings. What is this pornography? This will get you banished from any royal palace in Nigeria. So then everyone's like, okay. and then it's just more of these like these titles that they're giving each other and it goes for a long time and then they have straws a really long time I was like please don't let this be a harbinger of things to come they have straws that have like vaginas on them and he's like oh look at that look at these it's like the Libya I mean the labia the labia Libya is a country oh god what the hell is wrong with me wacky times let's start games Who here hates Stacy?

52:22Raise your hand. I love this game. Angel is dressed as an angel. And she tells us, I'm trying to muster enthusiasm because I'm very excited for Jazzy to get married. But I'm really bothered by a conversation that we just had. And I'm tired. Meep, meep. Seriously, Angel. Also, like, is her outfit giving more Halloween costume than it is slutty to me, right? Like, I guess it's like a slutty Halloween costume, but, like, the angel wings, I don't know. Didn't really land as that. Just, it's not that it was slutty or unslutty. It just didn't seem like the right execution of the theme. Yeah. No? Yeah, I just, I don't know.

53:09Slutty outfit. What are you going to wear? I'll wear my Captain Crunch underwear. That's all you're getting. that's all i got i'm like scrolling through all this stuff i can't even like it's just oh yeah there it is it was do you know how much i had to scroll through of this silliness just to get to the part that you mentioned with angel being sad i do so i just did it and guess what it's time to scroll some more so let's keep it took like 20 minutes scrolling scrolling parties so they're all having fun times okay they're doing silly things ashley takes some like takes a chocolate pen and she writes something on on jazzy's chest and then she licks it off um and it's like you know lesbianish and it's exciting what's her but now stacy sma she spanks she spanks someone you know in german so she's like she's funny because it is german so they do you're a bad girl i like when she says, I'm going to do it the German way, which means hard and accurately.

54:16So it's all fun, and they're all having a great time. I will say one thing that does not seem fake is that they're all laughing. They're hooting and hollering. They're having just the best time ever. And now it's time for Angel to do something fun and wild. So Tia's like, ooh, look, this is fun. This is going to be really fun. And Angel's like, okay, you know what your crime is? Jazzy. She goes, what? Having a big mouth. Everyone's like, oh. It's a fight. Yeah, here we go.

54:49So Jazzy's like, wait, do I have a big mouth? Maybe that's why I'm getting married. Which is a good save. Good save. Yeah, and try to make a lot of it, you know. And so Angel goes, all right, that's that. So then she's double jointed. So she has her cuffs on, but then she brings... she brings her arms over her head and everyone's like, Oh my God, that was amazing. Yeah. Because, because, uh, Angel had put her in handcuffs. And so, uh, it's actually kind of funny because Jazzy's kind of like, Cirque du Soleil move kind of overshadowed Angel's attempt to sort of fight. Everyone's like, Oh my God, look at Jazzy.

55:27She's double jointed. Angel's like, but like, I'm sad. Does anyone want to talk about it? I'm sad. So I was like, fine. But of course, Giselle's not going to let her move past it because they need content, you know. So she's like, okay, yeah. So you have a big mouth because you just have a big mouth because Darius is happy? Or do you have a big mouth because she's said something that she's not supposed to say? And Angel's like, not to you guys. Okay. So she's like, it's no shade. She has a big mouth. But this is your bachelorette, Jazzy. Let's have some fun. And Wendy's like, what do you mean big mouth?

56:04I have a question. what were you guys talking about on the golf quads? Does this have to do with big mouth? Because Angel, I've never heard you like that before. And she's like, yeah, because, you know, now you're getting to know me, right, everybody? And I just don't normally talk to you. I just normally don't talk like that, do I? But, you know, I just, somebody messaged her about me and they gave her some incorrect information that she brought to me. So Jazzy's like, I pulled her to the side and I said to her, I heard that there were some instances where she really made people feel excluded and left out, but that's not the angel who showed me who she is.

56:37That's not my experience with her. And so Jazzy tells us, you know, me and Angel, we know a lot of the same people and I didn't ask for information, but some of the people reached out to me and gave me the background on her and they told me that she's not the nicest person. So Angel goes, I'm going to take over now. Elder Wag here. Okay, I don't know if you guys will understand the story because you're not wags, but I'll try my best. It's like, you know, Denzel saying to Tom Hanks in Philadelphia, speak to me like I'm a six-year-old. Am I right? Okay, Wag talk now. Okay. So when I first started dating Bobby, he's a football player.

57:07You guys follow that part? I know. Non-wags. Okay. A young lady reached out to me to welcome me into the circle in Chicago, and I started being friends with her. And then all of a sudden, his agent and his financial advisor and his mentor called him on three ways to say that I had stolen money from his account, that I had hidden birth control so that I could get pregnant with Bobby without his knowledge. And basically, this girl relayed information to Bobby's agent. You guys know that sports agents are different than entertainment agents? Just doing a wag check in real quickly. Okay. And then like when I found out that she did this, I let her have it for sure.

57:37And was it another wag that came to you? Was it Jazzy? Okay. What is this story? Okay. This is crazy. So the agent, the financial advisor and the mentor called him on three-way to say she had stolen money from his account. Wouldn't the financial advisor have access to his account and know if this was true or not? But they're like, okay, This girl's talking about you. So Jazzy says, yeah, it was another wag who had an eyewitness to how you treated another person. And the things I heard was that she had a reputation of being mean and nasty to someone. And I didn't have the back story. So it was concerning for me, especially after I got wind of saying that she didn't want me to come on this trip.

58:20So I'm like, should I be confident getting close to this person? And so did Jazzy tell her that the woman said all this stuff? no jazzy just said i heard you were mean but then angel's like oh really well let me tell you what this woman did she accused me of getting pregnant on purpose tricking my husband and stealing 30 000 angel what are you doing you're so bad at this why would you bring that onto camera you idiot yeah none of this was going to be brought onto camera she did this off camera it's idiotic she could have said yeah there was this wag who like i had a falling out with and she was accusing me of all these crazy things that i did not do and now she's trying to go to jazzy and be messy and i had to let her know that this woman is like a skank but instead she like gives all these details and on top of that and then ashley's like really the women don't even seem to care because they're just more like but you realize ashley's like but you realize like she brought you off camera instead of in the group because like we normally do things in the group and we humiliate each other the fact that she didn't want to humiliate you is like kind of a big thing like this is her audition season like she could have gone to town on you and like you're like not even realizing it and just like hmm you have to understand i'm just what's the word i'm looking for starts with a t i feel like i never say it it's just not like me to say it i'm tired at this point i'm tired emo no no it's tired tmo tired no that doesn't even make sense i don't know why you said that so ashley's like babe i mean you're married and you have two beautiful children ashley's kind of like look at the scoreboard you've won like yeah you're doing these things he didn't care yeah and stacy's like when did this incident happen how many years ago was it before after arbella and she's like it happened in 2016 and she goes who cares uh she tells us she goes who Who cares if you stole 30 grand from Bobby?

1:00:17He still married you. I mean, geez, relax. I like that they are all just assuming that she did steal the 30 ,000. They're like, why are you crying about it? You got 30 grand. Yeah, this like potential scandal like doesn't even like land with it. It's just so stupid because she brings it up herself. Like Jazzy never even was going to bring this up, but she brings it up and then brings up all the details. Oh, my God. Jazzy's like, you know, I thought it was important to kind of pull her aside and be like, hey girl after getting this you know like i think you're great and i'm glad that i didn't prejudge you and giselle's like so you're being upset right now which obviously you are and rightly so it's about the situation not at jazzy right and angel's like i don't know they're like what why would you be upset at jazzy i think angel is so in her head i think she's playing a game of survivor and no one else is and she's just thinking someone has gotten to her head probably kierna got into her head and said you have to have your guard up with these girls at all time because anything they say or do is setting you up for an attack you're never safe don't trust anyone everything will be used against you and i think that angel is trying to play like 3d chess with everyone and try to stay like one step ahead but what she doesn't realize is people aren't even playing checkers they just they they already put the game away and they left the cafe like but she's she's like so paranoid that she's now spiraling out of control yeah i think she figures well okay now they're gonna to bring up now this girl has gotten to jazzy so then either jazzy's gonna bring it up or they're gonna bring this girl on to corner me about all of this and i'm just gonna get out on camera yeah and bobby's gonna get mad yada yada so she explains to us that she doesn't know jazzy for her to bring up something hurtful to her and her family in the past she's really bothered because you know she tried to go on a fact-finding mission to find out anything negative that she could about me like that's what i'm saying she is she is she's adding that to the situation just like if you're trying to her angel's whole thing is i want you guys to get to know me for who i am well you should also i think like go out on a limb a little bit and just trust that jazzy was trying to do the right thing by you and then if she wasn't you could be mad at her then but don't like whip up a potential scenario that you have no proof of and then use that against her and then you're going to cause bad blood and then Jazzy's not going to like you and then you'll be like see I knew it she never liked me in the first place I knew I shouldn't have trusted her it's like give her the benefit of the doubt if you're trying to build relationships with people you got to like you know lean in a little bit and this this might have come up because Wendy would have been at some point Wendy would have said what were you guys talking about in the van okay so it would have come up but it hadn't even come up she herself was just like you have a big mouth and that's why you're getting handcuffed like begging them to ask her so i just don't know she's just not very good at this i think i think sometimes it's just as simple as that you know so of course her response is like i'm leaving and she gets all upset and you're leaving it's like yeah you guys have fun at your bachelorette party but i'm leaving so she goes and she's crying and of course stops the whole party which wasn't that great anyway but she stopped the party and now everybody has to stand around and be like oh my god what's wrong with angels anybody gonna follow angel so such a bad housewife she's like a malfunctioning housewife she's not even a bad housewife she's malfunctioning and i don't like know what's wrong with her i'm i just like she's so bad at this that's why i'm like i actually think she's so bad it's funny like it's it's hilarious to me how much she is screwing up everything.

1:03:56Like there's some housewives that are just bad and it's like not funny, you know, Gina and Emily. But then there's some who are just like, what are you trying to achieve? I don't even understand you right now. You're so mystifying to me that I can't help but laugh. Yeah, so she's outside crying. And so of course, Kierna goes to follow her and she's like, I'm talking to Bobby right now. I'm just, I'm talking to Bobby. And she goes, I know, but is everything okay? She's like, everything's fine. just please let me talk to Bobby. And now Giselle comes out. She's like, she's talking to her husband.

1:04:28She goes, okay, yeah, okay, yeah. She's like, are you okay in general though? By the way, both of them do just like a very perfunctory check-in. Like Kierna barely even seems, it seems like she didn't even want to go out there. Notice that when Angel left, Kierna just sat there. And then finally Kierna goes out to check on her. But Angel is telling Bobby, I'm just tired. Was shocked. I'm just tired from the constant back and forth inquisition of me no one was inquisitioning you you brought it up in the middle of a time when everyone was having fun and laughing and bonding and you brought it up so Kierna says that they're bonded because they're both overwhelmed by being new to the group like Kierna you're here three years stop so um then back inside the ladies are worried about angels so now it all becomes about worried about the crying person and Kierna's like guys, she's in a fragile space.

1:05:21Okay, guys, just leave her alone. And Wendy's like, well, look, I know the wars of engagement with this whoop. Okay. And Jazzy could have brought that up in front of us, but she did it. She did a solid by doing it behind the cameras. And so everybody's not mad at Jazzy. You did great. You did great, Jazzy. Congratulations. Yeah. Like what Jazzy did was actually like, that's a fireball offense. Really? Like Jazzy sacrificed her. Maybe that's That's why she's not a wife. Maybe that's why she's a friend of because she did something off camera like that. But they like, they're really treating Jazzy like she is a military hero at this point.

1:05:56Like what you did, the sacrifice you made, the way you found Matt Damon in the middle of France, Jazzy, we will always remember you and your sacrifice. Yeah. And the episode ends with Wendy being like, told you she sucked. Look at her. Like all she's doing is crying. My God. Like she sucks so hard. She sucks so hard. And the first episode, somehow I actually thought she had potential. I think if you go back and listen to the recap, I actually sound positive on Angel. And now I'm like, oh, my God, Angel, what a waste. Yeah. But I'm amused by her. I'm not amused. I'm just like, get rid of her. I think if they're going to bring this many people on to audition, they just need to start cutting people like in an audition.

1:06:38You know, person in the blue, stay. Everybody else go. Well, guess what? Monique Samuels is back next week. so everyone can get excited for that which it's funny because I actually controversially I never thought Monique Samuels was like an amazing housewife I always thought she was very mid-pack but they're treating her turn as if like everyone it's the moment you've been waiting for Monique Samuels I was like oh okay great I mean I'm happy to see her but it's good because it's she left with a bang her binder moment was like a truly iconic moment and if she can come back with that energy I'm down for it Yeah, and it's a big episode because not only is Monique coming back, so is Giselle's bodyguard, presumably.

1:07:20So that'll be fun. Oh, and so is Ashley Darby's drag king persona. So topping, is that what the name of it was? Top king? Top of the morning to you. That's Shannon's. We know what Shannon's drag king personality is, and it's Brent Michaels. Just as long as they don't bring back Lydia's drag king personality. That's all I want. Just keep that tucked away.

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