#3079 RHOP S10E07: Ain’t No T’Challa Back, Girl!

0:21Hello and welcome to Watch What Crap Ends, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker. Joining me today, our first full-on recap since BravoCon, is the one and only Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Are you alive? Hello, buddy. Good. Doing good. Glad to be back. Potomac, yes. Put it in my veins. Potomac. Yeah. Put it in our veins. I don't know if I'm back. I think this may just be an AI simulation of the Ben Mandelker experience because as far as I can tell, I don't even know. I'm a combination of dead and elated from BravoCon, my first BravoCon we had such a fun time, we really just have to say first and foremost, thank you to everyone who came out to our panel on Sunday afternoon, it was the last one of the con, so we really appreciate you staying to the bitter end and obviously thank you to everyone at NBC and Bravo for setting that up for us, they treat us so nicely, and also, I also want to thank our friends at Beer Park and Jenny's who hooked us up with an awesome party on Saturday night.

1:27And to everyone who showed up to that, that was amazing. It was so big and full of love. And that's really how all the weekend was. So thank you. Thank you to everyone who showed up to that, to the panel, to the party, and to anything else. We really, really appreciate it. Everyone just stopped us to say hello. I know this sounds like an Oscar speech, but this is the closest to the Oscars. Congratulations on winning. You deserve it. You've worked real hard, buddy. Oh, everybody. Yeah, seriously. Thank you. If you want to hear what we did and what it was like, we did a crappy hour episode last night about it.

2:00So go check it out. It should be out now. All right. Let's get into some Real Housewives of Potomac. Season 10, episode 10. Episode 7. Guess who's back? Guess who's back? That's right. At long last, it's Monique Samuels. Her big triumphant return. we saw Monique Samuels sitting by a bar over the weekend she's so pretty so pretty that's all I have to say but we didn't actually talk to her though so that's as far as that goes that's the end of the story cool story guys yeah she's really better that's going in the autobiography yeah she is really better I saw Monique in a bar chapter 8 chapter 8 then we saw Stacy walk in and she was pretty too but we didn't get to talk to her because she was across the way so Kiana is getting a salmon sperm facial which is nice you know people are really really into these salmon sperm facials yeah does all sperm work like that why is it only salmon sperm what's wrong with like oh what's wrong with i mean human sperm obviously doesn't work like that but i don't know what have we just not tried other kinds of sperm like i'm worried about all the other animals out there who are just being jerked off by random people getting crow's feet because they want better skin can we just leave the animals alone, stop assaulting the animals so you cannot have crow's feet.

3:20Let the salmon come on his own. Are you down there showing salmon sperm to people, just trying them to get jerk-off material to get your crow's feet gone? Let's leave the salmon alone. Maybe the salmon sperm is just more accessible because we're already doing so many things with salmon. We're already cooking it, smoking it, getting salmon roe. If we're already in there getting salmon roe, maybe there's some sperm that's around that's nearby. Since we're already like up in salmon's business. They're like, we've got all this sperm leftover. It's a byproduct of this process. Why don't we turn it into some, you know, it's easier than harvesting, you know, starfish sperm, for instance, because people are already, there's no starfish industry that's already popping, right?

4:01I don't know that that would be great for your skin anyway. You're like, why is my skin turning so hard? It's like the alligator disease. I think it's been probably good for the salmon, like OnlyFans community because there's just, you know, they've got to keep salmon turned on all the fucking time now, you know? Yeah. Yeah. You gotta have salmon. Do Samo watch tuna? Like, what gets them off? Do they, like, watch tuna tie up? They probably, like, are into bears. They're like, it's some fucked up, like, masochistic thing. It's like, I know they want to eat us, but at the same time, I'm so sexually attracted.

4:36So anyway, we opened this with Kierna getting spooched on by some salmon. So God knows what she was even talking about. And so then we go over to Angel and she is talking about how she got a full article in 5280 home. What is that? Of our Colorado home. And she wants to do it again. Yeah, she basically, their house got featured in the magazine. And I'm surprised she did not use this opportunity to explain why she was sad about it. But she was actually happy for once. And they revamped it. So she basically was like, I want to do what we do with that house in Colorado. Let's do it with this house in Potomac.

5:21Let's get this house into architectural digest or whatever. And Bobby's like, okay, sure, fine. And then we go to Tia. And Tia's like, okay, girls, let's call Nana before she falls asleep. Okay. Oh, we're calling Nana, you attendee. Okay, hello. Hello, brother. How are you? What are you doing? Looks like you're having a cocktail by the poolside Oh mother That's how royal it is So she reminds us that she's part of the royal family in Nigeria And um Years ago there was a social magazine And I was featured in it linked to a salmon And I think there was a picture And I had a cigarette And that's how my mom found out I was smoking I was just going through things And she told me that wasn't a nice salmon And then it turns out he's paying, is getting paid lots of money to sperm all over people's faces.

6:12So take that, mother. I love when she was saying this, she goes, you know, because I was going, my parents were divorced, so I was going through trauma. And she put her like hand on her forehead to be like, isn't it so stupid when children have trauma? She's like, you know, I was being dramatic with trauma, smoking cigarettes, doing the stupid things that children do. So she's sending her daughter a present and the granddaughter's like, where's my present mom always talks shit about you and they just all laugh because you know at a certain point you just realize realize talking shit about your mother is like what you're supposed to do it's your right it's your right yeah it's a right you're right and your privilege so uh yeah there's this gift coming that the daughter is upset she's like i want a surprise i want a surprise and she's like you know what grandma nana mom literally talks crap about you all the time I mean, you think, oh, what?

7:05I don't know. No, no, no. I don't talk about you. Silence. Silence you. Be quiet. It's so disruptive. So then we go over to Ashley and Monique, and we get to see Monique's new home, and they do it in, like, those glamorous shots. But listen, we've watched this show. I miss the old home. Where's the old home? I mean, I think if any divorce is traumatizing to a child, this divorce is traumatizing to me. Like, where's Monique's home? Get me Monique's home. Why is no one affected by how this is hurting me? What about where didn't she have like a giant fish tank in her kitchen? Wasn't that one of the things from the old home?

7:49Yeah. I miss that. So, you know, like putting putting fish in an area where you're going to kill them. It's like, hey, just watch us slaughter all your family members. You know, it was mean and it was glamorous. It is actually hilarious. It was mean and it was glamorous. Things can't be glamorous without being a little mean. Let's be honest. Not on Bravo, baby. Yeah. So they try to make us believe that they are still fast friends, but they're obviously not because they have no idea what's happened since the last episode they shot together. So they're catching up and telling us how friendly they are.

8:24And now Monique has a new puppy named Mino. And she's also got a new bird. Okay. Because things didn't work out great with T 'Challa, unfortunately. Poor T 'Challa. Monique called it a freak accident. But I don't think leaving a ceiling fan on when you have a bird is a freak accident. I think that's called bad parenting. Yeah. I think that's what happened. Yeah. T 'Challa flew into the ceiling fan. I think so. I feel like I'm just going to say I could be wrong and I'm sure bird owners could correct me, but it seems like having a ceiling fan at all in a bird household is not wise. It's just it's just like not the it's just not the smartest combination of objects and pets, you know?

9:13Yeah. I don't think that's what I'm going to aspire for. Yeah. In my planning. Yeah, it's like having kids and then being like, wow, look, it's a swimming pool, but don't go in it. It's acid. They're going to want to see what's in there. Like a bird's going to want to land on the ceiling fan and judge everybody from above. It's only natural. Yeah. I think that's what happened. I remember her losing the bird and then searching for the bird and putting all over Instagram, like, looking for the bird. Anybody seen the bird? And then I think she found the bird, right? Right. And then I think she was like, oh, yeah, let's cuddle.

9:49It's hot in here. And, you know, you saw how it ended. So anyway, Monique was a very friendly bird. We will always remember the way T 'Challa went up to Wendy. Like that clip, by the way, is still so funny. It is. I remember that's one of the funniest clips that ever happened on Bravo. And I remember when it happened, I watched it like 10 times back. And it gets funnier the more you watch it. And when they showed it again, I just was like, I like crack up every single time. T 'Challa just wants to go over and love on something. And unfortunately, that included a ceiling fan. So RIP T 'Challa. Plus that bird.

10:24So Ashley is telling us, I met Monique nine years ago, and it was love at first sight because we're very similar, you know, in our marriages and how we approach life. And I thought, how similar were you? I mean, I guess you were married to rich guys who could be in, you know, fantasy films. Like she was, Ashley was married to Gollum. and Monique was married to like, you know, the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk. But yeah. Otherwise I couldn't find many similarities. I don't see many similarities between Michael Darby and Chris Samuels. Like I really, I mean, it really is.

11:00There's actually, I would say that there's almost no similarities whatsoever, except that they both were wealthy. Well, they were both searching for boys who had stolen their things. like searching for his ring and the giant was searching for his golden goose or his beans or yeah something or another but and i feel like the giant and golem probably both got divorced at some point too so everybody has something in common today i'm pretty sure golem got divorced i'm pretty sure at some point his wife was like you know you used to be a hobbit but somehow you've turned into this strange creature ever since you got that ring he's like i'm precious i know you're not calling me your precious and that's really offensive so they insist that they're like besties and they've known each other for like nine years okay and monique agrees she's like yeah i just love her and our friendship has just continued to grow we've gone through very similar circumstances and i like that monique still says similar similar like it's all fake it's all being simulating also why did they not give monique a background they put her up against this like kind of off white screen it was it was like she was coming it was like someone was being operated on and they were having a vision of monique i was wondering that too like was it did they change it for the uh aired version and not the screener or something where it was they just didn't have her house yet yeah it was on the aired version it was just nothing there maybe it was an error maybe they just forgot but it was full-on blank and it wasn't like a cool blank you know on ultimate girls trip which is coming back in road trip form on ultimate girls trip they would have they would be also against a blank color but it was like a color would be like a blue or an orange or something but here it's just like just blank just a blank beige um so monique uh still loves ashley and And she updates us on her life.

12:57She's like, oh, so much has happened. You know, I've gotten 300 pounds lighter because Chris is gone. And was Chris 300 pounds? Because I'm jealous that that was his weight because I would have guessed larger, right? Like he was so big. I would have guessed larger because he was tall and he was big. But he's also, you know, this like muscle under there. So like I was like, I actually thought 300 was a little low. yeah because i almost got to 400 and i was jealous of this but maybe it's like in their divorce decree that um she has to like lie about his weight still or something but i love that like a football guy would care you know it's like oh please continue to let people believe that i'm 300 pounds you know it's like people who always stay the age 28 through their whole lives yeah so ash is like well i'm just liking everything wow looks great like look at this i mean chase was born soon after I met you and like Melania I mean so she was so little when we first met see I remember your daughter's name so that means I'm a really good friend yeah so we meet the new bird and um what's the new bird's name do we find out the new bird's name yeah we do hold on the new bird's name um we did but I don't remember what the new bird's name is actually to be honest but we do see that T 'Challa T 'Challa actually was a young bird T 'Challa was only two years old and um Um, Monique is actually very emotional about it.

14:22Monique is like, T 'Challa, that was my heart. Like, I don't want to talk about that. Like I get so emotional, like T 'Challa was another kid to me. And like, of course it's a pet, you know, pets were, you know, we're all attached to our pets and it's tragic when they die, especially when they die young. But I feel like it's, there's something about birds. Like I've never been a bird owner. So I don't, it's like, I feel like I see that bond between people and their dogs or people and their cats. but like I feel like I've never really I just for some reason I never thought that to be that like that same strong emotional connection but of course there would be it's a pet but she was really like she was really distraught still after all these years yeah and she's saying that the bird knows a lot of words she's like she knows so many words she calls me mom I mean she's shy right now okay go ahead and talk new bird and the bird's like meow she goes that was high the bird was saying hi to you she's like meow time to do your taxes the bird says you need to get your taxes in meow The bird loves all her faults on Peacock.

15:21Loves it. It's her favorite show. Why are you making up stuff? That bird is not talking. That's like when my mom would tell people, look at Ronnie. He's a model. And I was like this pudgy kid with like one leg shorter than the other hunched over. I was not a model. Why are you telling people that? Or she would tell people, my son is so brilliant. He can play any song he hears by ear. He doesn't even need Suzuki training. Ronnie, play something. I couldn't. Like she would lie. And I feel like that's what Monique is doing. You know, and you're just setting your child up for a life of pain by giving them too much confidence in things they can't do.

15:55I agree. Stop it, Mom. Stop it. Yeah, this is very much like Dana Pam saying that her child can speak Thai. And he was like 18 months old. It's like, I'm not sure about that. Okay. This bird was just going. I'm like, there was not a discernible word in there. So Ash is like, okay, that's cool. um so uh so then now she's asking like what's going on with the men's any men's in the equation just gonna butter you up a little bit before we drop the bomb later on that chris samuels might be dating stacy and monica's like no no no i'm just like she's saying that she's more focused on herself and she's like and you know what really sent me on that whole awakening path the fight and uh ashley in the understatement of the year says well there was an incident that happened a few years ago i'm like an incident this like took over your show and took over pop culture and became the thing that people raged about on the internet in 2021 for like months and months and months like i'm still like i'm like it's like the only fight on bravo where i'm like i don't want to look i don't want to look anymore i don't want to talk about it anymore yeah that was a rough patch because weren't we all stuck at home during that time too that was we're all stuck back at home, it became very political.

17:09And it was like, it wasn't like, you know, normally when there's a fight on Bravo, it's like, oh my God, there was a fight, oh my God, but this one was like, people were very, very serious about it and I'm not saying they shouldn't have been, but this one did not, people were not approaching it with the same sort of levity that we do other fights on Bravo because there was the time that it was 2021 and it was more intense. I mean, there was a variety of factors. I'm not saying it was wrong, but as a result, you know, know i like my fights to be funny and frothy sort of like the you know like the the other candace you know the karen a candace what's her face big bird fight you know some things like that so seeing it again you're like ah ah serious stuff yeah and monique has been trained by reality tv you know she's like yeah it was so hard um but it was childhood trauma and i didn't realize it So now that I realize it's childhood trauma, I'm better.

18:03So who's the friend circle? What's the friend circle like these days? And she's like, yeah, well, Giselle's gotten really close to me. You know, we started a fashion line. And she's like, why would you do a fashion line with Giselle? Have you not seen this show? Hello? She's like, wow, things really went to shit after I left. I mean, what were you thinking? Fashion line with Giselle. What is wrong with you? Why would you ever do that? you know and then we see like footage of Giselle my favorite thing is when they troll Giselle's looks I don't even think that the look that they showed of Giselle was like the worst thing that she's worn but it's still funny every time they do it uh so she hasn't talked to Giselle obviously she hasn't talked to or seen Wendy and it's been five years which is crazy to think and Monique's like yeah you know I did talk to Karen before you know while she was in the midst of the trial.

18:57And I was sending her love and prayers and stuff. But yeah, I knew she was probably going to jail. And Ashley's like, yeah. And then we have this new girl, Stacy, and some of the things of what she says and what she does, they just don't align. And Ashley's like, yeah, I don't want to muddy the waters between Monique and Stacy when they haven't even met each other yet. So we're going to wait about three minutes and have Kiana do it. And it's like on stakes to be like, hey girl, just to let you know, I went on dates or whatever with your ex-husband, just not my business. and again i'm like stacy doesn't know monique she's not obligated to make a report like a girl code report like i just don't like it's crazy how they're trying to stir this up into something that's not it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial

19:45so then we go over to weddy weddy that's our couple name wendy and eddie's house weddy uh We go over to their house and they're doing a home renovation and there's a scaffold and it's a mess over there. And they're going to redo the whole thing. And it's going to cost$100 ,000, which is actually really cheap because she lists what they're going to do. The sitting room, the family room, the kitchen, the formal dining room, the floors, the sunroom, the pantry, the mudroom, the laundry room. For$100 ,000, you're going to need to return some more Birkins for that. Because that's not going to be$100 ,000.

20:20dollars. You're going to need to, to, to cook up some more insurance scams. Okay. That's a lot. And also some people were saying, this is why Wendy was actually relatively chill about the stain on her carpet on wife swap because she knew she was getting rid of it anyway. It's like, we're going to renovate this shit anyway. So Wendy is like, uh, that they go into the garage to look at some stuff. Well, Eddie is wearing a t-shirt that says, what does it bring out Eddie because at the reunion last year, uh, if you remember when there was this whole thing where TJ called Eddie and Eddie, uh, texted Wendy to say, Oh my God, TJ said the crazy stuff.

20:56They're like, well, bring out Eddie. Let's talk to Eddie. Like bring out Eddie, bring out Eddie. So now he's wearing a t-shirt as if this is a phrase that like ever penetrated pop culture, which it did not. And I just feel like it's like the decline of Eddie is so sad. I feel like when we first met him, he's like a, like a professional, he's a lawyer, a professional, and he still is. um but like that's where it seemed like his focus is and then the past like two or three seasons he's just constantly wearing these embarrassing t-shirts and swag and like i know you gotta i know you gotta make your money and it's i just feel like i i just had high hopes for him that he'd just be like whatever i'm just gonna do my lawyering stuff and now just wearing these stupid t-shirts on tv i'm like eddie no yeah trying to make his own taglines happen like no one says bring out eddie okay i didn't even know what the shirt meant when i saw it i didn't know until you explained it right now i didn't know either i just assumed it was some other happy eddie merch but then they showed the clip uh bring out eddie bring out eddie and i was like oh god you got to be kidding me come on eddie osefo come on that's pretty sad actually um so they're talking about this and then they talk about the trip and um she's like yeah they celebrated my birthday and speaking of my birthday did you know what really bothered me my dad didn't call me on my birthday and um she doesn't like that because there was a family message thread and the dad was like hey everybody it's like wendy's birthday and he sends out a message he's like hey everybody don't forget it's your cousin's it's your other cousin's birthday in five days it's the five-day countdown to your other cousin's birthday and she's like but they didn't say he didn't say when wish wendy happy birthday what the fuck yeah which is pretty fucked up i have to say and yeah so So she's like very upset about this.

22:41And she's saying, you know, it's crazy that my mom has done such a good job of raising us in love. And then sometimes I forget that my father wasn't part of my life. And she's just, you know, doing all this stuff. And then her mom calls right at that moment. And she's like, oh my God, mom, what's going on? And Susan's like, I want to ask you a quick question. And she's like, well, can I call you back later? I'm having an emotional scene where I'm talking about my dad. And it's going to make me like really like look cool for America and like, no, no, I have to ask you a question. so um did we find out what the question was no but she's so pushy i like that when he's like mom i'm gonna have to call you back why did you have to answer the phone just don't answer the phone just press ignore and then call her back but she answers it she's like i can't talk right now but i have a question no but i'll call you right back no tell eddie to wait mom i'll call you back no that's why you don't answer the phone when your mother's calling if you don't have time just don't answer them but you know her mom has like access to indoor cameras or something she's like i see you i see a crow shows up at the window it's like i see you so then uh stacy is having a meeting over her new products and she's stacy stacy's whole character she's just such a troll and i love this so she's like oh this is the first time i'm seeing my packaging i'm so exciting it's the first time i'm touching shio wow shio and so she's with this guy named andreas and he's like i think that's what 95 days is we first talked and here we are how crazy is that how fast did this come to fruition talk about drama talk about shio yeah it's it's crazy that something would come to fruition so quickly when you're just slapping your name on an existing product Isn't that nuts?

24:23Yeah, pretty much. Like, what did it take you guys a long time to learn Photoshop? 90 days is a long time to print out a simple label. So she's like, I'm so excited. This is Shio. And, you know, we took a DNA test in my family, and we have a significant amount of heritage that comes from Nigeria. So I thought, what better way to pay tribute to stealing Wendy's product than stealing Wendy's product and naming it Happy in Nigerian? So Andreas, you have to admit that's pretty good. She's going to insist that she didn't steal Happy Eddie by naming her product just Happy. Right. And so then Andreas is like, well, it's pronounced Shayur.

25:11And it's a common Nigerian term that embodies the act of coming together and connecting with friends and your family and your community and then stealing their ideas and making them your own. Yeah. So the producers ask her how Wendy is going to feel about this. And she's like, well, the name of my brand isn't Happy Stacey. I'm not trying to infringe on their brand. It has nothing to do with Wendy or Eddie. Just being happy. I just took the happy part. So then back in the garage, Wendy is like, so you got your happy Eddie lighters and they're just looking through swag and everything. And there's also some happy Eddie lip gloss.

25:53Like, wow, I wonder why they're in debt. So Eddie is like saying how it all works and everything. And Wendy's saying, you know, Stacey, I love her down, but Stacey is starting a cannabis line. Like, what's up with that? And he's like, oh, so we bring Eddie out and then Stacey goes ahead and starts a cannabis line. Is that the deal? and she's like, yeah, I think it's your fault. But at the end of the day, you're a muffin for a muffin. And there's room for more than just one thing. And you just need to strain to conceptualize, I guess. You just need to strain to conceptualize. You just need a strain to conceptualize.

26:28And so - Oh, that makes much more sense. I was like - And so he's like, well, what should we name it? What should we name our new one? He's like, copycat? Ooh, that's hilarious. So then we go to Ashley talking to Stacey. They're talking on the phone. And Stacey's like, oh, are you? Ashley's getting ready to go to Jazzy's wedding. And Stacey has decided she's going to go too. So Stacey's like, yeah, I can only be there two hours because I've got to come up, come back and turn up for pride, right? We're all in the same boat. I'm glad we're going to support her. You know about my cannabis line, right?

27:07So one of the gummies is Shio. And Yoruba, that means happy. Oh, wait, hold on. You're freezing up a bit. Say it again. Yeah. And Ashley's like, wow, the elevator really doesn't go all the way to the top with this woman. Like, what the hell? Now you're doing a copycat. I just want to go back to one thing really quickly. I thought it was crazy that they're going to go to this wedding. In fact, what we find out is that they're actually flying all the way to Dallas to go to a wedding for two hours. just the way they can come back and go to a gay pride party, not even be in the parade. They're just going to a party at gay pride.

27:47If I were Jassy, if this were a real world, if it was not reality TV, I'd be like, what the fuck? You're going to leave my wedding early so you can go to a party in DC? Is that what you're doing? Now, I know because it's a reality show, she's like oh god thank god you're you're giving me two hours like my my wedding like just barely is going to make it onto the tv show but i just the craziest thing that you're that you're going to only go to a wedding for two hours and ditch it for some lame ashley darby party well i'm guessing they're getting appearance fees for going to whatever party this 100 it was probably already on the schedule i understand that what like it was probably all set up they've got a built-in they're gonna do a storyline yada yada yada and then decide to do this and like i get realistically why it's happening but like if you're trying to just you know accept the narrative of this tv show on face value and you're trying not to look into you know all the behind the scenes stuff it's a crazy thing to do it's crazy so angel's like well um well they start talking about uh wait where are we oh no we go to angel's house okay so we go to angel's house now So Angel is with her sister and they're eating ice cream at a place called Ice Queens.

29:05What is that? And why don't we have it? I don't know. It was like a, well, here's the thing. Okay. I enjoy some shaved ice, but I just don't understand why in a world full of Froyo and ice cream, why we need shaved ice. Like, I get it, but like, I'm always going to go for ice cream and fro-yo over shaved ice. Like I've had shaved ice and it's delicious. It's really tasty. But if I'm going for a cold treat in the summer day, guess what? It's going to be ice cream. That's always going to be ice cream. It always was. It always will be. Yeah, because it's not like shaved ice is that much healthier.

29:45I think people think it's healthier, but then it's got all that juice in it that's not healthier. So you might as well just eat the ice cream. You know what I mean? If you're going to just have ice, then that's okay. you know that's what that's what you do when you're like eating disordered and like counting calories and stuff not that counting calories is eating but you know what i mean like i've done that before where i'll just eat ice and i'm like this is just as good as ice cream and it's not you know you try to trick yourself but these two have no excuse i mean support the ice cream i didn't even realize it was uh shaved ice i thought it was ice cream i'm actually it's liking angel even more now yeah i mean like look italianized shaved ice uh was it like the Taiwanese style, like shaved ice.

30:26They're all super delicious. I'm not taking away that they're not good, but when you say, why don't we have an ice queen? I'm like, because we have ice cream and that's why. And I'm like, so like I will have shaved ice, but if you give me an option, I'm always going to go towards ice cream. And I just needed to let that out. I needed to state my truth and, you know, people can agree or disagree, but, but now they know where I stand. And so she's hanging out with her sister and she's talking about the ladies. And she's like, you know, I was invited on this trip. And long story short, my ass is sitting down at dinner.

31:03And the first thing out of Giselle's mouth is, so, Angel, I see you on the blogs and the pictures don't look like you. And then Wendy's like, and said she's calling you a catfish. Oh, yeah. Asshole lips and giving those Forrest Whitaker eyes. I was humiliated. It's like, wow, you just called Wendy Forrest Whitaker eyes. That was a lot worse than calling you a catfish. Not only was it a lot worse, but you are now prolonging this issue. I'm sorry, Angel. Your face looked different. This was not a case of some Facetune and some filters. This was not airbrushing. It looked like a whole different face.

31:41And you got called out for it. And you still can't. Not only are you not copping to it. You could have just been like, yeah, I know. I was just trying to make myself look cute. And now it looked a little different. but like whatever I want with it because the face that's there was cute and I liked it like there's a way to like laugh it off but the fact that she is like leaning into this victim mentality to borrow a Ronnie Karam sentiment is is ridiculous I mean I'm sorry you you your face is not the same face it's not and none of them really are it's shady you and Giselle does it too so that's fine But the fact that you can't, the fact that it's hurting you this much, some light shade is hurting you this much.

32:22You're not meant for here. Okay. So learn how to shave that ice because you need a different job. And also like this big talk that you're having now, like, oh, her asshole lips and Forrest Whitaker eyes, whatever. You know, it's, you talk a big game behind all their backs. Like, this is what you should have been saying. This is what you should have clapped back with right away. But, you know, she's not. And I just, I just feel like it's so prolonged. and on top of that honestly Giselle went and sat down with you the very next day saw you were crying and she was like I'm really really sorry like she actually said that and you still continue to bring it up and then you act like things are good and you laugh and you kiki and like you're you're all partying and and everything and then the next day you say well I'm not sure I was still very upset and it's like girl you're a loving you're a loving this misery space right now that's that's all I can you know imagine that's the only way I can explain it She's like, I was humiliated.

33:13I was stunned in the silence. And her sister's like, oh, really? Giselle. Giselle soft focuses on her neck, okay? Because I've seen her at many events over the years. And let me tell you something. I've seen her neck. And it's not the same neck that's on Instagram. I'm like, wow, so you're going for the neck now. You two are much better, right? So Angel's like, well, yeah, Miss Wendy, Miss Permanent Filter. Is that supposed to be a diss? If somebody called me a permanent filter, I'd be like, yes, I made it. But like we see a picture of Giselle and for sure she is all airbrushed up and we see Wendy and she's definitely got the filters.

33:52But filters and airbrushing is different than just like a whole new face. Like Giselle was shading you because you went too far. You obviously adjusted things too far. And like, it's okay. We've all done it. Like I've seen people and, you know, they made their necks look like two feet tall. I'm like, why did you giraffe yourself, you know? And like, you know, because you stare at the picture for so long that it become normalized. And then you say, oh, well, maybe I'll make another adjustment. And it just gets crazy by the end. And I think if you can't laugh at your own vanity in that moment and that you went too far, then you've lost the thread.

34:27Yeah, look, Giselle was being a dick in that situation. I was team angel in the beginning of the situation. It's just like you're on Housewives. This is nothing. Get over it. Let's move on. Okay. So Ingrid's like, well, they gave you a gift because now you know what you're dealing with. And they wouldn't have come so hard if they didn't think you were some imagined hierarchy. And, you know, listen, you're the only one that lives off of River Road, as far as I can tell. And then we see a map where everybody lives. And Angel has the best, you know, the closest to the river Potomac, which is a huge thing.

35:02Because everyone else lives in the burbs. yeah it's a huge thing i wish they had explained why river road mattered but i just had to assume it was an important it's like good real estate and so then ingrid is like is there a certain good doctor in the cow country and an angel goes and we're not talking ranches no we're not talking ranches i'm like okay you guys honestly i think this entire conversation is way worse than anything that happened that night talking about catfishing yeah they're coming off grosser i think now which just quite a feat because they were in the right in the beginning. Angel was in the right in the beginning, but now you're like, really with that neck?

35:40Oh yeah. And her forced Whitaker eyes and they're poor. It's like, geez, this was started as light shade over a filter. Damn. Um, so then angels like, well, I felt misjudged, but I'm going to give it a chance to get to know these individual relations. I'm on TV, you know, like I, Yeah. Angel constantly promising. What is this? Episode seven, episode eight, constantly promising that they're going to get to know me and I'll get to know them. Girl, we're approaching the mid season trailer. I think it just dropped on social media today. Like you gotta, it's time to start getting to know people. So now we go to Tia and she's talking about, Oh, I missed Lexi's birthday party because of this trip to Nevis.

36:30But somewhere in between that, Lexi has a party and I'm hearing hodgepodge stories of what happened. And so she's trying to get out of her family what happened. So she's like, so how'd it go, Sienna? She's like, um, I mean, it was just stressful. And the husband, Rob, is like, well, OK, well, someone got cut off the list and then he got upset about it. So he posted the address on TikTok. She's like, oh, are you serious? I've made it to Tiki Talki. Ooh. So he says a bazillion people showed up and Sienna's like, like random people we didn't know were like showing up. And I was like, it's getting out of hand.

37:03I called the police. Oh, I'm sorry. He's like, I called the police five times because I was going to shut it down real quick. Oh, oh, and where were you, Rob, when this was happening, when it was getting out of hand? He was here. She's like, oh, so you didn't call the police. Your daughter called the police. What is happening? Rob's like, yeah, because she was doing such a good job. I let her call the police. I was like, what is, what's going on with this party in the first place? Was this one of those things where the, where Rob was like, if you're going to drink, I'd rather you drink under my supervision than behind my back or something like that.

37:35Like that's kind of the inference that I'm, that's, that's what I'm assuming is, is what I'm reading behind between the lines here. I saw these kids showing up from a tick tock invite. That's hilarious. If they're, if the kids are showing up and then people are throwing up on, on floors as we soon find out, like, I'm like, maybe that's why Rob didn't want to call the police because. he just wanted to go to jail. Yeah, forgetting he gets alcohol or whatever. Like, what's really going on here? Yeah. And Lexi's like, and then, you know, then someone was standing on the car and I told him to get down.

38:05Rob's like, no one was standing on the car. Whose car? Their car. You weren't even there. Shut up. She's like, well, you weren't there very much. It doesn't sound like. Where were my babies in all of this? We were the good children. We were the responsible children who actually still have upside in their lives. One of them was like, someone threw up next to my bed. Oh, no, did they really? Alexis, someone threw up. And she's like, I don't know, I was downstairs. And I said, it was red. It was red. Gosh. This is why I'm not having kids. So we go over to Giselle, and she's with Grace, and she's talking about the dad.

38:48So this situation's crazy. So her dad passed away and Giselle is accusing the wife of taking the will, throwing it in the trash can and then making a new will. And now she's trying to get all the money. And Giselle's like, yeah, my dad could not sign that will because he was like he mentally was not able to sign that will. So we've been in court this whole time trying to get money off of this witch. Yeah. And I fully believe Giselle. I 100 % believe Giselle because we saw that dad. We saw the way the dad talked to Giselle, the way he interacted with her. There's no way he's leaving nothing to Giselle and those daughters.

39:30No way whatsoever. This monster of a woman, she needs to be sent to shut up Mountain and get nothing from that will. This is terrible. People are awful. And this happens all the time. My friend, it's happened to my friend. Um, and that's my burger level. It's I'm like, uh, Annacole Smith, but for real, it does happen. And it's crazy that people would do this. I mean, people are hideous, awful monsters. I'm sad that we don't get to see this person on the show so we could shame them even deeper. Yeah. Well, any real producer would be over there getting this lady on camera. So get over there. Commercials.

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40:19well let's go to a more compelling couple kierna and greg everyone so i guess they're they're getting ready to go to a wu-tang concert so uh karen is trying to dress kind of 90s and greg has his wu-tang uh t-shirt on and everything and they're like they're hanging out and he's really condo with a view yeah he is he's really trying to be fun fun times greg this season it's hilarious. And he's like, wow, you look so beautiful. You're so amazing. I'm so glad to be with you. What a gorgeous woman. Look at us communicating. God, we're doing great. God, I love you. And it's being very, it seems very performative.

40:57I love how these shows try and whip people, how they kind of whip people into shape. You know, they see themselves on TV and then they get ripped apart. And then it's like, look, here's my new personality. Love you, baby. I mean, in some ways, I mean, that's good, right? I mean, if someone's being a dick and then they see themselves on TV and they realize they're being a dick and they say, oh, I have to act better. Like if you're acting better so that way people don't give you so much shit, it does feel insincere. But at the same time, you're still going to act better. Right. I mean, I think we like it to be more internal.

41:29Like you act better because it's the right thing to do. But hey, like whatever it takes to get that needle moving. Right. So I'm just saying that we're kind of like heroes, us audience members. So good job, everyone. Twitter bullying is heroic, basically, is what we're saying. Keep it up. Keep it up, everyone. So she grants therapy, which is bullshit because we know it was all of us. So group hugs. And she's like, you know, what'd you say? The Dr. Lowensteins of the audience. Yeah. So she's like, yeah, it gives me more security now. And he's like, oh, yeah, we're working on things. We're just getting so much better with all of this.

42:10and she says, well, what would you say some of the key foundations are that you will put in if you had to build this house? And he's like, oh, number one, definitely communication. God, I'm obsessed with communicating now. By the way, did I mention, did I communicate how gorgeous you look today? God, I love communication. Party. You know, our relationship is like that busy highway just outside the window there. It's constantly flowing. Sometimes it gets backed up, But at the end of the day, it gets us to where we need to be, right? Okay, that was for you. I've grown. And it's a freeway. You know, it's easier to just stay on here than go down a side road that might be more difficult, but less profitable.

42:51So she's like, okay, that's a good one. Communication's big, you know, because that sets the whole bottom floor in the house. For me, it's going to be support. That's what I love in the house. Oh, God. when you're at the point where you're making your your analogy about your relationship into the house you're in trouble okay I feel like I'm electricity you guys that's what I am in this relationship yeah I'm a light switch I feel like also like I think one thing that's really important is you know affection that's kind of like the recessed lighting in the pantry that's definitely an important part too because if you can't find your food then what are you even doing?

43:31Am I right? Am I right? Am I right? Yeah. So yeah, this was a whole scene of like, aren't Greg and Kiana doing well? To which I say, nobody cares. No one cares. No one cares. Okay. This relationship is the garbage disposal. Turn it on. Okay. Yeah. So then we go to Wendy meeting Stacy at Cipriana. Yeah. I love that this place kind of like took the Cipriani's thing, but that's so appropriate for Stacy to go to, like an off-brance Cipriani is going to go Cipriana. A rip-off Cipriani. It's a different restaurant. So she meets with Stacey, and she goes, Wendy's like, you know what's so funny? Because when you walked in, I saw your nipples.

44:13Is it okay? Is it too much? Well, you should have worn this for the whole night instead of the German attire you wore that night. Remember? Slut night. She goes, this is a hoe dress? You're saying I'm wearing a hoe dress, Stacey? That's crazy. So Wendy tells us, you know, No, I don't think that Stacey's a bad person. It's just that the space I'm in right now, I enjoy things that aren't too serious and she's not serious, okay? She's not a serious person and I enjoy that. She goes, okay, well, first of all, Dallas for Jassy's wedding. Okay, we're doing Dallas and we're going to Pride. Do you think she's going to sing?

44:47Is Ashley going to sing? Please tell me she's not going to sing. Are we going to leave this wedding to go, a wag wedding to watch Ashley sing? Which by the way, that's the other thing. This is going to be a cool wedding. It's a wag wedding. Football players, famous people. It's going to be very expensive and lavish. I would say at the wedding, and you know me, I'm not necessarily a big wedding person, but I say at Jassy's wedding over this, over going to Ashley's drag performance. Well, we've always been the gays who are going to choose food over pride. For sure. By the way, we mean that on every level.

45:21On every level. Every level of that sentence, we mean it. I mean, I'm proud to be gay. but I'm prouder to have a croissant in my hand. And that's just how it is. That's just how I was born. I was born this way. Okay. Croissant pride. So yeah, so they, so they're wondering, Wendy's wondering if Ashley's going to sing. And Stacy goes, probably. And Wendy goes, the gays deserve so much better. It's true. It's true. Do we though? I don't think we do because we're the ones who keep lifting these people up. You know, We're the ones who made Erica Jane think that she should be on the stage. I don't really know that we do deserve more, frankly.

46:00That's fair. That's fair. But look at how much Erica has grown as an artist. She went from 15 years ago to sing a song like, My pussy's on fire! to a new song that's like, My pussy's on fire! So I think that she's really grown tremendously. Her range. She's gone from half an octave to three quarters of an octave. And it's been impressive. With the same beat. Yeah, so Ashley talks about doing World Pride. And so what is World Pride? I didn't know that was a thing. Is that another kind of gay pride? It's like the bigger gay pride. I thought that always happened in New York City, not in D.C., but maybe it moves around.

46:42It's like the big one. It's the biggest. The biggest of all the prides. I like it. so um she is gonna have a custom-made gna float even though nobody knows what this business is to this day because how about you selling sportswear or is it throwing brain charities like no one literally nobody knows what this is still can we have some custom-made gna product first before the custom-made gna float custom-made mission statement a custom-made business plan And something like that before we dress up a pickup truck. Yeah, I can't even find it, actually. I went to GNA to have an Instagram. Okay, let's see.

47:24Giselle and Ashley. Let me go to Lincoln Bio. GNA Apparel is what it's called, okay? This domain has flown away, okay? Now it's your turn to get online. So if anybody wants to buy GNA, it's for sale on Wix. No.

47:42why are you there's only seven posts the last post was from 87 weeks ago and it's ashley in a t-shirt and leggings leaning back on a tiny little hotel chair if like if they don't even have a website is does that mean does their charity even exists then because if they're doing charitable things like aren't there certain kind of um aren't there certain things you have to do like how do we know that's not a scam i'm sorry everyone i don't have my words i'm gonna blame it on bravo con i don't have my words this is almost as bad as last week on whichever recap it was where we repeatedly talked about how the tin man had no brain the tin man has no art oh for fuck's sake we are idiots gonna follow me around for the rest of our life first of all that was meredith marx's mistake not ours okay meredith marx said it we didn't correct it but we were very busy talking about the whole other load of shit that was spewing out at us during that episode.

48:40There was so much happening. I'm so sorry, you guys. I'm so sorry. But do you need to email my mother about it? It's like people I haven't heard from in years are like, Ronnie, that was the lion. Like, okay, for Christ's sake, write it on my fucking death stone, my headstone, or whatever you call it when I die. Yeah, but to be fair, that was a pretty obvious goof on our part. It was, but I mean, out of all the horrible shit that comes out of my mouth, this is what's going to follow me to my grave, is this Tin Man mistake. Damn it. They got me again. I feel like it wasn't just you. It was me too.

49:16Like, I got a lot of it as well. Like, man, you should know. And I was like, I should know. I should know. But when you're talking about - The worst is when you're having a whole conversation about people with pea-sized brains, and then we're making fun of this, and we're talking about how Disney princesses actually have more brains than Meredith's giving them credit for while we're sitting there talking about how the Tin Man has the brain. Oh, my God. And it was funny because it was the most controversial episode of the season, right? With people like, oh, Meredith did this thing on a plane and blah, blah, blah.

49:45And all the comments are about us messing up the Tin Man heart thing. Oh, my God. Okay, so let's see. GNA can refer to several different charities or related organizations, including the Gender Identity Network Alliance, the Global News Alliance, a Christian-focused media. Listen to this. Okay. Gender Identity Network Alliance supporting the LGBTQ plus community or the Global Nudes Alliance, a Christian focused media and missions organization. I love that for them. I'd love that for them, by the way. The Greater National Advocates, a patient advocacy network, and the National Brain Tumor Society, which uses GNA in the names of its fundraising events, like the GNA Fusion events.

50:28So is that them? They made it. I think so. They're in the Google description. Okay, so maybe they don't have a charity. It looks like it's an association with the National Brain Tumor Society. So maybe it's that they label their events GNA, but maybe they themselves don't have a charity. Maybe that's what it is. Well, that's what I say. Good to see that whatever it is, they don't even have a website. and it's shoddy what they're doing, but whatever. So they're talking about this whole thing, World Pride, yada, yada. So Wendy is saying, so by the way, tell me about your brand, what's going on? And she's like, oh, well, I'm launching a line of gummies.

51:18It's a small launch, but I'm very proud. It's a small launch, but it's gonna change my family's life forever. Arabella will be so proud. I won't even be able to go to any single event because it's the most important thing that will ever happen to my family of all time. But it's a small event. And she's like, oh, okay, well, what's the name of your brand? Oh, well, the name of the brand is Shio. She's like, Nigerian wood? It means joy. Mm-hmm. Okay, happiness. It means happiness. Mm-hmm. Okay, well, you know, like your husband, Eddie. Shio Eddie. That's a good name. Maybe I should use that. She's like, okay, so why that?

51:59And she goes, well, I wanted to pay homage to my recent discovery. And Wendy's like, of your Nigerian roots. And she's like, yes. And why wouldn't I recognize my African heritage? She goes, well, there's other African countries. Why Nigeria? She's like, because I have an affinity for Nigerians. Look at you. God, just look at you over there. I would smoke you right now if I could. Wendy looks at the camera. She does Jim Halpern. She's like, really? I have an affinity for Nigerians.

52:33shio the gummy for people with affinity for nigerians so wendy's like okay all right it's turning this is turning left real quickly why is it turning left i mean it's two separate ideas and so wendy says that stacy is giving a single black female she's like you have stolen the cannabis idea my aesthetic a little bit i love just you stole my aesthetic a little bit That's my favorite claim. And now you're naming your product Happy. When it happened with the candle, that was my first foray in this group. And I quickly learned that people are just copycats. I mean, if Stacey goes and gets a PhD in four degrees, I'm losing my shit.

53:08Well, I'm not starting my business to compete with Happy Eddie or in any way to compete with you. I just want Eddie to be happy, which is why I named it Shio. Oh, Shio equals Happy Eddie. I'm going to write that down. I'm going to write that down. uh so then uh giselle has back from court and she's just riding along with angel and she basically says that it's like a successful thing it was supposed to be over over but now it's going to continue on and the judge is going to look at it and um you know it's it's gonna it's gonna move forward so yeah so that's the update on that yeah so then uh ashley and stacy go to dallas and with Wendy and Stacey's like, oh my God, I'm so glad I made that decision to reorganize my entire launch to be there for Jazzy and be part of this moment in her life.

54:01She's acting like she just put off the new iPhone for a week. It's like, all right, everyone, we said the iPhone will be available in stores on April 30th. It's going to now be May 12th. Sorry, everyone. I think your launch, your official Shio launch will survive. And Ashley's suspicious because she thinks Stacy's only going because she and Wendy decided to go. So she's like, I mean, this is WAG, capital W-A-G, baby. No expenses spared. So I'm just blessed we can be there, even with this copycat. And Wendy's like, well, I would love to stay for the whole thing, but Ashley's turning into a man at the stroke of midnight, so we got to go.

54:43so they literally we see i mean it's a super fast wedding thing we see them they go say hi to jassy they do a shot together and we see like a half second of darius up at the altar i think they kiss and then boom we're out i mean it was the fastest wedding we've ever seen on bravo i actually felt bad for jassy i think she was so excited that this was gonna be her moment her wedding is going to be on Bravo. It'll be this big wag moment and it just gets shoehorned in like a little montage and then we're back to D.C. 18 hours. For another Ashley Drag King event, which is even more offensive. Like, yikes.

55:22I know, right? So Ashley does something wacky for the friends. She got everybody like spray painted shirts that have their names, their Drag King names tagged on them. So get ready for a wacky moment. I know Ben loves these. First, we've got angel who's all over her tits yeah i did i didn't mind i will say this i didn't mind this one so much because it was just like i'm just here's here's everyone's names i i get mad when she says okay angel all over her tits and then we have a freeze frame and then a special music and then graphics go up on the screen and then angel gives a tagline and we spend like 30 to 45 seconds in like each one of these and you're like oh my god why is this still going on this one they just put up their names they just put their names up and kept them moving so i was like as long as it keeps moving like it's fine we can we can get through this like my explanation of my emotions god don't you hate it when they just take up all this time on the show i've had something that no one really cares about i know it's like literally longer than the segment um so then the The next one is D grease these nuts.

56:33Okay. And I guess that's Stacy. And then, oh, no, Stacy is lick her hose in because she wore leader hose in. D grease these nuts is Wendy. Okay. You know what? Here's the overall thing. You need drag queens to help you with your drag king names. Because I think drag queens, drag kings are like newer to the scene. And they just need more help. I'm sorry. I've seen a lot of drag kings lately at shows. and you guys just need some help. Just ask for help from your sisters, the drag queens, because they come up with good names, you know? Yeah, it's like, you know, male plastic surgery, how male plastic surgery also needs to get a little bit of help.

57:13Like female plastic surgery has done, is really good. And, you know, there are women who have these facelifts. You know, if you look at like, God forbid I mentioned this, but Julia from Miami, you know, she got a facelift and I don't think any of us even realized until Gertie outed it. And it was flawless. But then you look at some of the guys that are walking around over 50 in Hollywood, and you're like, oh my, it's like they took a graham cracker crust from Keebler and knocked out all the crust and put tin on their face or something. It's just like a big circle and it's stretching. It's crazy.

57:51I mean, look at Wayne Newton, okay? It's just, you know, the male plastic surgery needs to come up. And I think the same has for maybe some drag king conventions. Listen, it takes a village to name a drag king because these are terrible. So we have proper puss popper and that's Tia, which I don't get that. And then we get serving Jizz, who is Giselle. And by the way, Angel is there. Like Angel is literally right there. And she's like, okay, Giselle, yours is serving Jizz. And Angel's like, what? Actually, was it Grace? I don't remember. I don't... It was one of them. So then last but not least, this girl is helping all the girls feel good, helping the baddies to be the baddest they can be.

58:38She's the come injector. It's just, I was like, wow, that's even worse than mine.

58:49They're all so bad. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Monique comes in. And so she's like bouncing around and dancing and like, woo. And Giselle's just like, well, hello, Monique. How are you? How are you? Monique? Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do like pushing in the buttons to her bodyguard. Yeah. She, uh, yeah, she's calling. I thought it was weird because Wendy was like, Hey, Wendy was like all happy, but that was the one person that, um, Monique said she hadn't even heard from over all these years. But, um, you know, it's, it's civil Monique and Giselle say hello. And Monique is, says hi to grace.

59:29Cause it is grace. Cause it's right. It's not angel. Cause angel is part of angel and adore. So that's very kind. And then Giselle says, I'm going to be honest. Monique is somebody that has over the years been on my mind. After I heard that her and Chris aren't together anymore. And she read me for filth. I really want to know her thoughts and who she is post that divorce. So she's setting up the, she's setting up the, she's setting us up for the fact that she's going to become friends with Monique because she's going to recruit Monique to her side for whatever war she's going to go into, I'm assuming against Angel.

1:00:02Yeah, but she's basically like, look, I don't like rubber chickens either, but I will still use them as a weapon if I need to. So she's like, I don't like her, but I'm going to use her. And also she said that when they met her before, she didn't like her because she wasn't authentic. No, when you met her before, you didn't like her because she was so rich and happy. Yeah. And I'm sorry, but I'll never forget that. Remember when she was walking through her house like, oh God, a fish tank in your kitchen. Disgusting. Giselle was so, Giselle was so bothered by Monique. But Giselle has to start the narrative that this Monique is the real Monique and therefore Giselle is not being fake by being friends with her.

1:00:41She's actually being more authentic because she's being more, she's being friends with the authentic Monique instead. So she's just laying the groundwork so that way we all understand why she suddenly is going to be super nice to Monique now. Okay, so Wendy's like, I don't know her, but you know, she's nice. And the last time I saw her all hell broke loose at that barn, you know, but I don't really know her other than that. And so Ashley says, okay, you know, when I was at your house, you had the dog, the bird, the parrot, and she goes, oh yeah, I've got a lot. And Ashley's like, yeah, I call you Dr.

1:01:14Doolittle, but today, your doctor do it a lot. Oh my God. Someone help. Trixie Mattel, could you please report to Washington, D.C.? Are there no gays in this town? Somebody help. Someone help. Is Dwight around? Can he help? Someone. Someone find a gay. So, you know, they're making small talk. And then Kierna comes in and she decides to be real messy out of nowhere. So she's like, oh, so you know all the girls here? And Monique's like, no, I only know, like, you know, Ashley and Giselle and Wendy. and Kieran's like oh so do you know Stacy she's like no and basically Kieran is like I thought you would I thought you would know Stacy although they take a moment to talk about T 'Challa because Wendy is Wendy makes some comment about T 'Challa about oh like that oh god T 'Challa died Wendy and she's like oh well maybe I almost died that's probably a good thing too soon Wendy look at Monique's face yeah so let's see what are they talking about So they're talking about T 'Challa and she's like, yeah, T 'Challa attacked me.

1:02:19Like he's dead. She's like, whoops. So she's like, oh, God, I guess we're even. That's what she says. So Ashley's like, so. This show was funny, though. So Ashley's like, so is this your first pride? They're making small talk, you know. And then Kieran is like, wow, Stacey, I'm surprised that you don't know Monique. She goes, yeah, well, I don't know that I don't leave the house, so I wouldn't need anybody. And she goes, well, she said that she's seen you around. And Stacy's like, what? And what are you talking about? And Giselle goes, oh, no, that wasn't Monique. That was Chris. She goes, oh, okay, it was Chris.

1:02:55Samuels. But that's your ex-husband, right? Don't, don't, don't. That's who Stacy was dating.

1:03:04Kierna trying real hard to make this happen. Kierna getting really messy. It's not even her gossip to tell. If anyone, it's Ashley's. So she just stole Ashley's gossip. So whatever, whatever, Kierna, just keep on trying. But to be continued, I don't even know if this deserved a to be continued personally, but there it is. Everyone will have to see how Monique reacts to a total stranger having met her husband once. All right, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. We will be back later today with some Below Deck Mediterranean. And guess what? But Southern Charm starts this week. Whoa. So we will have recaps coming up for that and everything else.

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