#3082 Southern Charm S11E01: Shower and Shade

0:20Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens! I'm Ronnie, and that's the gorgeous Ben Mandelker over there. Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? What's going on, baby? Not much. Just hanging out here with you, having fun. Yes, it is time for a new season of Southern Charms, season 11, episode uno. So we're glad to be here for that. You guys catch us Monday nights. We're either doing Crappy Hour at 5.30 Pacific, or like this coming Monday, we'll be doing Amazon Live at 4 p.m. Pacific. You can find details on our Instagram. Watch what crap happens. And the, whatever, links area, link in bio area.

1:05So join us for that stuff. That's super fun. And welcome to the show, everybody. What did you think about the premiere of season 11, Ben? I liked it. I thought it was sort of like light and frothy. I enjoyed much of it. I enjoyed the opening scene. I enjoyed Molly's breakdown about her band performance. I did not enjoy the return of Corey, who looks crazy now. He's trying to be like hipster. I think he's trying to do like a Benson Boone hipster look. And I think, look, just go back to your bro-y baseball cap and flannel situation. That's your land. Stick to it. Honestly, though, I enjoyed all of it.

1:49And I was so happy that Vanita got a proper storyline for the first time in several years. So, yeah. What did you think? Vanita has learned. Yeah, she's come in with a couple storylines. She ended the season. She ended the episode with two, which is pretty good. Craig and, you know, breaking the girl code. Yeah, she finally learned, like, it's time to lean into a feud. So, I thought it was all entertaining. She's also dating Carl, supposedly. Have you heard that? Oh, right. I got my eye on Vanita. So then they hung out in the VIP lounge, and then they're like, this is a date, by the way. This is a date.

2:29Okay. Normally, I do this on a Wednesday, but BravoCon is when BravoCon is. So let's do it. Yeah, so she's out there working for her spot, which is good. And Molly, not Molly, Sally, all the basic old-timey white girl names, Sally and Molly. Sally is, I was sitting next to someone this weekend, and she passed by. She was talking to some guys, and the girl went. Her spray tan is ridiculous. It's ridiculous. It is dark brown. It's splotchy. She's a lot to Sally. She's a lot. I'm actually interested to see how she goes off this season because I have a feeling we're in store for quite a treat with this one.

3:17Well, as soon as the season began and Benita and Sally started talking about how they basically became like best friends since we last saw them since the reunion. I was like, oh, my God, I'm so excited for their fallout and fight and the destruction of their entire relationship. Because that's literally what has happened every season on really any reality show. But did we not just see those two generic blonde girls whose names I'm suddenly forgetting now go to the same Shep's ex and Austin's ex? Remember? I don't remember. Oh, yeah. Is that fun? Olivia and the other one. Olivia had she. Yeah. She canceled her wedding through her press agent.

3:58They released like a whole press release. Did you see that? That was pretty funny. Olivia is sad to inform you That she will no longer be marrying Cracker McCrackerstein Or whatever her name was Olivia and Taylor Olivia and Taylor Olivia and Taylor started this Whatever season that was Walking around the park Talking about how they're just commiserated Over the fact that they both hate their exes And they're best friends now And then within like three episodes Destroyed This one's already One episode it's already showing massive cracks So, you know, congratulations. Yep. So we open with the main guys, Whitney, Shep, Austin, and Craig having dinner somewhere, celebrating Austin's birthday.

4:43And Shep's like, whoa, gosh, we've been through ups and downs, mostly ups, but let's toast everybody. So they toast and Austin's like, yeah, what I've learned is to keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Right, guys? Gosh, enemies. What are you talking about? Like Russian interference with the Vietnam War? Ken Burns turning the season strong! Whoa! Yeah, are we supposed to be enemies now? Flash forward. You manipulated me. You told me you're an addict and you don't drink anymore and now you're the Shaw King Craig. Just made my drinking problem about him. That's insane, Shep. Yep, Austin, nothing I do in my life is about you, buddy.

5:31Oh, yeah, trust me. I know. I know. Listen, my drinking is about me. I don't try to tear you down. You're a liar, and everyone knows you're a liar, Craig. I'm the same person off camera as I am on camera, and that person is a storyteller. You're a liar. We don't need to be friends anymore. Guess we don't need dessert. Yeah, Craig is a fucking liar with that whole alcoholism storyline. That was such like a get out of jail free card. He's like, I'm an alcoholic. And then he's continued to be shit faced every time we've seen him since on this show. You know, and when Candace Luann did the same thing, I was like, good for her.

6:12But with Craig, I was like, no, because I felt like we all felt like when Candace Luann had to go sober, it was like, oh, she's obligated to go sober because she got arrested. And this is what you have to do. but Craig was like, no, I'm not hanging out with you because I'm sober now. And that's why you, it's not because I've gotten too big for my britches. Yeah. Yeah. It's not, I'm not too big for my britches. You actually are toxic for me and he turned me into an alcoholic. I'm, I'm bettering myself. And then it turns out, oh, you're still drinking. So it is like, you are, you do think you're too big for me.

6:43So like it hits different. It's also more fun to beat up on Craig than it is on Countess Luann. Let's be honest. Yeah. So we go to Sally's house, wackily trying to catch a fly with her bad spray tan. I just can't emphasize enough. The fly just has to land on her. The fly just has to land on the fly. I'll be like, what? I can't get off. You put so much of that stuff on you. You look crazy. Please stop. So then we go to Vanita's house and Vanita is also dealing with flies. So I'm not really sure what we're supposed to take from this. But Vanita has a fly trap that she needs to get down and throw in the trash.

7:19yeah that's her i never seen that before it was like an exterior fly trap which talk about a fool's errand trying to trap all the flies outside but she went for it um and then we go to craig's house and uh also it's unfair don't you think like to trap flies outside like where do you want them to go i mean is this just mass murder of flies they're allowed to be outside i mean i get protecting your domain but they're outside you can't it's like just putting bird traps out there You can't do that. It's outside. That's where they live. Like, I think it's okay to try to reduce mosquito populations and tick populations, but the flies are just going to fly.

7:54I mean, they're just, and I'm sure that flies don't spread amazing things, but like mosquitoes are the real problem. Mosquitoes, mosquitoes and ticks. I say put out the traps for those, but like the flies, I mean, why, what are you doing? Why are you putting a fly trap outside, Benita? I was very concerned from her right from the beginning, But I guess we should have known that that was a sign of her giving up on logic. Like, you know, when you're a reality star, you don't think logically. You think emotionally and impulsively. And that's how you get your good storylines. And this is like a sign that she is no longer using her head.

8:28And that means she'll probably have an interesting season. Well, continuing the finding pests in our home, Molly is looking for her snake, which is under an appliance or something. And she's like, oh, hey, it's just me. Look at me. You're going to be much nicer to me when you see I have a mouse. Oh, wait, the snake has not. The snake has escaped yet. I'm sorry. The snake is still in its aquarium. It's just like, you know, kind of snapping at her. And she's like, okay, don't snap at me. I've got a dead mouse for you. The aquarium is the least cluttered area in Molly's new house. It's just, you know, like looking inside the aquarium, it's like clean and open.

9:08There's all this. It's like an open concept. but like everything else is chaotic outside that aquarium. So she drops the mouse in. It looks the cleanest and it's got a giant log in the middle. So that mouth, that snake just grabs that mouse by that. That snake is going to eat well. And then we go to Miss Patricia's house. Whitney, Whitney. And she's continuing, continuing with women dealing with pests. It's Miss Patricia in her house with Whitney. Whitney, want to see what I got Madison from you? It's a sterling silver rattle Watch Randy just comes limping in He's like what please I wasn't calling you Randy But while you're here hand me your finger No please That's called an electrical socket Stupid go back to your quarters The best part about this silver rattle Is it bounces off his forehead Nice and cleanly Watch this See it came right back to my hand Best thing about this silver rattle is you could just twist it apart and it's two shanks inside.

10:16Randy, come over here. I'm going to stick a fork in you and see if you're done. No, please. Ow! Works like a charm. Mother, is this for medicine or the baby? She's like, oh, for both. Good. Haven't you ever been to a baby shower before? He's like, no, it's going to be hilarious. Hijinks. Hijinks will ensue. So we go to Austin driving his car and he's calling Madison LaCroix. And she's like, hi, girl. Hi. Just over here getting fat. Home stretch. This baby making business. I'm in the third trimester. What are you doing? He literally goes, oh, what is that? You can drink wine now. It's not the third trimester of college.

11:07she's not she's not approaching the end of the school year no she's like what are you talking about hell now it's like oh i need to get pregnant so i can get my drinking in check yes that's that's that yes awesome we all know also would would drink while pregnant anyway let's be honest so he's like so what am i supposed to get for your baby shower and she's like well i'm not nipple cramming that's not bad i mean i'd suggest corn my mom will be there as if Austin has any idea what nipple cream is or used for. So then Madison shows up at Craig's house and she's like, well, God damn this landscaping.

11:43And so they go in and he just touches her belly. He's like, is it weird to touch someone's belly? She's like, no, I'm not a good pregnant person to be honest. Anyway. He's like, well, cause you have an alien inside of you for real. I heard that's how aliens, like I was watching that show on earth and they start in your belly. So like, good luck. Like you have like probably 24 more hours left inside you. I hate every second of being pregnant, but we're doing it. Okay. Them girls who are like, oh, I love being pregnant. I'm like, you're a liar or a sociopath or something. Nobody loves being pregnant.

12:15It's ridiculous. I love that. I love that because all my friends hated being pregnant. Literally no one was happy. They all were miserable. And so whenever someone's like, I just love it. I'm like, I feel like you're lying to me right now. Yeah. I feel like you are so upset, but you have to pretend to be happy because you know it's for your family, but like, I know you hate it. I know you hate it. Yeah, I was trying to be positive in just a not positive situation. I love it. It's amazing. I can't sleep. I've got a hemorrhoid the size of a head coming out of me. This is amazing. So they sit outside and she sees some sort of painting or an easel or some sort of setup.

12:54She's like, who are you, Bob Ross too? And he goes, oh, the painting. That's a remnant of the past page. used to sit out here in my bathing in a bathing suit and okay so you didn't take it like this is so Craig to leave up the things that way anytime he has like a lemonade with someone outside oh my god what is that you know what's so funny Ronnie Orkin just arrived it's like they knew what we were talking about Orkin is out there killing the mosquitoes do you hear that noise guess who was just out here today Orkin this morning killing mosquitoes what a tie in yes what are we Orkin twins Seriously.

13:32And I had to reschedule them for next week because they were going to do the inside. And they said I had to be gone for two hours. I was like, I'm not doing that. And they said it's a California law. I was like, really? Because in Texas, they will literally spray me if I'm laying on the couch. And he's like, yeah, you have to leave. So I have to come back. But he did the outside. Wow, we're having a working day. It's a real, like, it's like they knew we're talking about pests. They're right outside this window doing their mosquito treatment, which is, because, you know, in Los Angeles, you get mosquitoes.

14:00like until like December. But anyway, what I was saying is, of course, Craig leaves all of Paige's painting tools and stuff up. So that way, anytime someone comes outside and hangs out and has like a lemonade, he can be like, oh yeah, that's Paige's. She left me. How I was such a good boyfriend, I provided her with an easel and canvases that way she could paint. And then she, in return, she left me. This may look like a painting of a pool, but it's actually a painting of my heart breaking. And also we don't see the painting which is super bizarre. I rewound it three times. Like did I miss it? But I went through frame by frame and they won't show it.

14:39Like are you afraid of getting sued? Is Paige going to be like you cannot show that. That is to you. That's my art. That's my art. That's proper Giggly Squad. I did not give you permission. It was probably a painting that said someone save me. So I hope you guys are ready for the Craig It's a victim season because here we go He's like I was betrayed by the Person I love the most in this World yourself Get out of here you were Betrayed did you watch Your own TV show it was All there it was all There we all saw it Jeez so we see a clip of Them laying out in the sun and him being Like hey let's hang out for two years And then like get married and stuff and she's I was like, okay.

15:26God, I can't believe it didn't work out. Betrayal, it's so thick. So Matt's like, how are you feeling? Be honest. He's like, well, it's been a journey. I will say I've hit a level of sadness that's not depression-based because it's more bummer-based because I never did anything to deserve becoming a villain in her story, but she needs a villain. The only thing I did to become a villain was just do villainous things. But other than that, I really wasn't a villain. All I really did was lie. and say that she didn't give me a month and a half of advance notice and breaking up with me to save my feelings in the press than to turn around and make it look like she'd been cheating on me the whole time in the press.

16:03No bigs. Was super bummer based. So then we see clips of Paige saying that she believes that Craig never bought that ring in the first place. And Madison's like, well, I feel bad for the guy. I mean, in his mind, he believes she was his wife. And, you know, I think he's just so hurt. He just doesn't know how to explain what he's feeling. because that requires like words that you just hadn't learned yet. Poor guy. She's like, I'm so proud of you. He's like, I started to see someone else. And we had been met in the Bahamas six years ago. And I guess it's Natalie. I'm surprised they didn't show a clip of Natalie with her big laugh.

16:39That was like her whole thing. She didn't even say anything the one season she was on. She would just show up and laugh. Wait, I'm sorry. We've seen her on the show? Natalie. Isn't that the same Natalie? Remember the girl you were dating? wasn't the girl he was dating before Paige, wasn't that Natalie in COVID, the COVID season and quarantine? Oh, really? Natalie Buffett. I don't recognize this girl. I'm looking at her Instagram right now. She looks like Naomi actually, kind of. Natalie Buffett. Summer's over and I'm upset. And then her picture is like this. Maybe not. I'm very upset. I know she, maybe it isn't the same.

17:18Let's see. Craig and Natalie Southern charm. Maybe it's a different one. No, I think it's the same one. Someone told me the dress comes before the man or something like that. She's modeling wedding dresses. Very pretty, whoever she is. So, yeah, that's her. So he's like, yeah, I mean, I wasn't really ready. So, you know, it's not fair to her. But, like, you know, she made me feel whole again. And then once I felt whole again, I was like, whoa, I'm not into this anymore. and I was just lonely and I didn't know how to be with myself so I rushed into the first person I ran into Natalie Buffett they always say the way to feel whole again is to get into a whole again yeah well they'd have two girlfriends just don't call them girlfriends just say you're entertaining girls he's like yeah but like people say you have three great loves I had the first one Naomi and then the second love was Paige so I'm just holding on to that until the third one comes by.

18:23I'm nervous because I'm 37. Did I age out? She's like, no, no, no, no, no, because you still got Shep around. So now we cut to Shep at a store, and there's a lady, he's like in this like baby store, and the lady's like, hello, what can we help you with, sir? We're in the middle of putting more polka dots onto our southern dresses, so please hurry up. We have so many dots. They did have that attitude, too. They're like, excuse me, what would you like in our store, sir? They were looking at him like he was fucking crazy. What are you doing here? The bar is down that way, sir. Of course, I don't have a baby, but someone I know is having a baby, and he's the ex-boyfriend of the one who's married, so it's kind of funny, right?

19:06And they're like, I'm awkward. Why would he talk like that? We don't talk like that in baby stores. Okay, well, I don't need help. but now I'll peruse. Like he walks away and the lady mutters, so awkward. He's like, I don't buy gifts for unborn babies. I don't even buy gifts for weddings. I'm not buying you silverware. That's your problem. So he's like, he's looking at a stroller that like folds and he's like, wow, it folds. This is crazy. And Austin comes in and he's like, wow, gosh, we won't have to worry about this for at least nine months. So Shep says, my dating life, well, it's active. I get excited easily, but disappointment soon follows.

19:54As doth goes the happiness, so doth goes the disappointment, says Shakespeare in one of his plays. I've learned a thing or two. Age range, it's increased to 27 now. Gosh. Gross. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappens commercial.

20:16I know when, when Craig was saying, have I aged out? What are you worrying about aging out? You're never going to be dating older girls anyway. It doesn't matter what age you guys are. You're still going to be dating 25 year olds. I don't know. I don't know why you're worried about your age. Yeah. I mean, the track record on this show is, is pretty grim. Thomas Ravenel, Whitney Shep. I mean, that's probably what Craig is thinking. He's like, oh no, am I going to be just like those guys? Probably. Yes. Yeah. Probably. Yeah. But with more pillows. So Austin's like, I think I'm going to do this. What are you going to do?

20:52And he tells us that him and Audrey are coming up on a year and a half of dating. I still do not believe it. I will not believe it. I mean, I think they are dating. I think he's just constantly cheating. I mean, it's such a perfect setup for a guy on this show to have a girlfriend an hour and a half away that you only see a couple times a month. You know, he's set himself up for life. Yeah, so we see a flashback of one of their dates and she's like, I had bad traffic coming down here. I'm like over it So it's like she's like fishing for him to say why don't you move in? She's like, I'm so sick of the traffic.

21:25Yeah, she lives in charlotte charlotte But like we try to see each other three to five times a month and it works out for us because it makes it makes me crazy When people say are you getting married? Are you having kids? Are you moving in? Because like we haven't talked about any of this like we're good chill out chill out I'm like is the person asking those questions audrey? because he might want to think hardly more, whatever, right? I'll just finish it there. So Shep finds a wooden horse, and he's like, oh my gosh, this wooden horse is cute. Shirley, this is cheap. 50 bucks? What the heck?

22:00150 bucks for a horse? Gosh. Oh, shut up, Shep, as if you care. It shocks me how fucking cheap Shep is, Mr. Trust Fund, Mr. Boykin himself. Mr. Monopoly in Charleston form. Mr. Has a bit of money around. I love when Austin tries to be witty. Like when he tries to sort of act like Whitney. He starts making, he's like, Mr. Boykin himself. Like, okay, Austin, settle down. Whoa, whoa, I found something for$45. It's a picture frame. Yay. Cheap ass. so he decides on a big Austin picks a big teddy bear and he's like Corey Kiefer's texting me he said Craig invited him to the baby shower gosh tell me tell me about LA it looked fun Austin he's like oh it was very much like I'm a normal dude hanging out with friends but you know we were at the bar and Craig had like a shot like multiple shots insane right now so now I wonder about this whole like I'm not drinking so much thing and we see a clip of them together hanging out in LA somewhere and And Austin's telling him to just like chill.

23:16Well, it's a clip of when Austin was like, can't you just chill out and just have a couple of drinks? And Craig was like, no, I can't do that because I'm an alcoholic. You don't understand what it's like when you're alcohol. You can't just have a couple of drinks. When he was wasted, by the way. I like that he did his whole alcoholic speech thing while he was wasted after yelling at everybody on a beach. So Austin's like, well, I'm not judging. It's just guilty, guilty. you know i mean i think he was he was saying his oh shep is saying well i think he was just trying to say that you know his attitude was bigger than just your relationship it wasn't you it was the alcohol well as long as craig doesn't turn into drunk dickhead craig then i'm here for the single craig energy so shep says well he was very much like so needs to like calibrate his new normal because he's alienated us because page was his best friend and he put all his eggs in that basket A fake basket that didn't even mean anything from day one.

24:13And then the basket fell and the basket got a lot of likes. And now look, insincere basket with insincere eggs broken everywhere. We have to pick up the pieces and now we can't even have an alma because stupid Paige broke the basket. It's like, uh, Shep, you know, the scene's still happening. Oh gosh, sorry about that. No, there were broken eggs on the floor. So I immediately called Taylor. I said, what are you fucking stupid?

24:36That's not how you play egg toss. So now we go over to Molly's new house, and she's looking for something under the dishwasher. And she's like, oh, are you going to help me look for my corn snake doggy? Oh, I Googled it, and they hide under appliances. So then we find out that Molly is a new reptile mom because someone was rehoming their gecko and their corn snake, Cornholio. And so she took them. And so now she has three cats, a dog, a gecko, and a corn snake. Yep. and so she doesn't know where the snake is so she's gonna lure the snake out with a mouse so she takes out one of her frozen mice and she's about to like place it somewhere she sort of has it in tupperware but then there's a knock at the door so she has to kind of like she puts it in the tupperware rodrigo comes in he's horrified he hasn't even seen the mouse yet he's horrified it's just clutter and he's like i am a gay man and i'm not used to this much clutter uh i live with a male Ina Garten who keeps my house in perfect condition.

25:36And this is against my entire aesthetic. What am I doing here? Am I really shooting a scene in this place? Oh my God, there's a frozen mouse. Yeah. So he comes over with flowers and he's like, well, I thought I'd bring one more thing to pile up in here. God, it really is a fucking mess. Did you find the snake? What is that? Is that a dead mouse? What are you doing? She's like, I'm throwing out the mouse to lure him. He's like, okay. Well, I want to ask her and be, say, like, happiness starts at home, bitch. Like, clean your house. Please, please don't have gaze over until you've cleaned your house.

26:08And she goes, yeah, well, I carved out a path to places that I go to often. It's like. He goes, so like a hoarder? Your statement's like a hoarder, right? It's like, well, I moved into a house that's a thousand feet less. You know, I'm a minimalist if I have room. Oh. He's like, um, what's that? My euphonium, tiny tuba. What about this? It's my thousands of shark teeth. She actually has a box full of shark teeth, which is, I thought she was joking when she was talking about shark teeth last, last season with the ship. But yeah, he's like, so yeah. How's your, how's your relationship with relationship?

26:46She's like, oh my God, stop. I think that exploring that made me realize like what I don't want. Yeah. And I'm fine with that because, okay, yeah. So why don't you just get more pets? That would be great. How about maybe you could give some organization or a boyfriend or gerbils? How about a giraffe? How about a giraffe? You want a fucking rhino in your house? Jesus. You know what's a great pet? It's a very unique animal called 1-800-GOT-JUNK. And I think you'll really love that pet. Why don't we get one for you, huh? So then we go over to Vanita and she's going to Hill House Boutique. I love a boutique that's named after a haunted house.

27:27That's great. um vanita

27:32we're going to amityville horror boutique yeah this is the laura ashley dressed based on the woman who drowned in michelle pfeiffer's lake um are you guys did you guys see the new summer fashions they have at elm street boutique um i just want you to try this on it is half burnt up because this woman was chased through a living nightmare. You're going to love it. After this, why don't we go just see what they have at Atelier Camp Crystal Lake? I think it's going to be just like, I think they got some cool summer fashions. You may recognize this dress. It looks a little young for you, but it was worn by the doll and it's hideous.

28:13So let's go ahead and put that on. So they try on some clothes and talk about how they've become best friends now. And Sally's like, yeah, I helped her through so much JT stuff. and I don't approve of that relationship because I know what kind of guy he is and I just don't like him. Yeah, and so this is, now Vanita's gonna, Vanita now tells the story of her and JT, which is great because it gives the Southern Charm Orchestra a chance to do their favorite thing, which is to play that music that's like, dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun, where it's like, here's what happened and as it approaches the climax, they always do that thing with a xylophone where it's like, dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.

28:52They love doing that. So Vanita is like, well, after that night in New York, he came to my room until 5 a.m. And he said he wanted, you know, he's like, oh, I want to be with you. I want to be with you. So I hope we could potentially date, but he blocked me. And then he disappeared off the face of the earth. Like he didn't disappear. He just forgot to look down. You would have seen him. This is so her though. Yeah. After the reunion, 5 a.m. It was so great. Thought we were going to be together. And then he blocked me. This is so a Vanita story ending You know So Sally's like yeah and I was there for her And Vanita says she wouldn't stop calling me And then it turned into hanging out every day And then texting every day And now it's just blossomed into this beautiful friendship Which surely is going to last for seasons and seasons So they try on various dresses And Sally's like so the baby showers Boys and girls Obviously Craig's going to be there How do you feel about it And so the producer says what happened with Craig blow by blow?

29:52What happened, Vanita? So she says, okay, blow one, Craig is a bitch. And we see Watch Happens Live where it's like, hey, what about Vanita saying she's on Craig's set? I won't be associated with her. I'm like, to be fair, you barely associated with her in the first place. I don't think any of you guys even realized she was on your show until like maybe right this moment. Yeah, I mean, other than saving her from drowning that one time, I don't even think you'd notice she was there. I don't think you ever interacted with her. So she goes on Nick Vile's show and he's saying, you know, do you think Craig should let everyone know what Paige is or isn't doing?

30:27Meaning, like, was she having an affair? Was she not having an affair? What were all these rumors? And she goes, yeah, I mean, speak your truth. And he goes, but what if he doesn't know? And she goes, then stop acting like you know. And they're like, ooh, ooh. So she basically went and stood up for Paige and Craig didn't like it. And he says, she's just regurgitating internet gossip. And then we even see a TikTok. The moment Vanita found out that Craig will no longer associate himself with her watch, with her. And it's a watch party with all the girls. And he's like, yeah, I'm not friends with her.

30:59And they're like, no more free pillows. So she goes, well, I consciously made the decision to text Paige over Craig because who do I have a stronger relationship with? Paige. Who actually has a trajectory in fashion? Paige. Who actually has acknowledged my presence at least once in the past four years? Paige. Not Craig. Sorry. Yeah, I got some pajamas out of it. What's that man ever given me? Other than my life. So Sally's like, well, I can see both sides, which is where you know you're in trouble. She's like, he probably expected all his friend group to have his back. And she's like, all I said is if you don't know she's out there cheating on you, then stop saying she's out there cheating on you.

31:42Yeah. So Sally is like, it's okay, Vanita. We support you. We support you. You picked the winning horse in this one. So Sally is like, I just thought it was weird that she took his side. Cause if you have a friend that brought someone into the, into the friend group and they break up, you stick with the person in the friend group. She has no relationship with Craig. She's actually, I don't think she's obligated. Yes. Craig saved her from drowning. But, um, if she was, if she was also truly drowning someone else, like he was just the first one to get there, I think. But, uh, I think like Bonita, I think Bonita should totally go with page.

32:18It's just a smart thing to do. Vanita's a fashion influencer. You stick with Paige. Craig doesn't pay her any mind anyway. There's no difference in their relationship this season than there was last season. I mean, I think it was probably wrong of her because you're in a show together. You're on the same cast. And it's kind of unfair that they all have to go on these other shows and opine about this shit anyway. That's unfair that she would even have to have an opinion. It's not her relationship. But they do ask. I mean, I guess if you're on the same show with someone that I think to do would be to stick behind your people like Summerhouse all stuck behind Paige right away.

32:55But, you know, obviously they'd seen a lot of Craig's douchey behavior, too. So I could see how Craig would be annoyed. But. Oh, I can see 100 percent how he would be annoyed because I think what Sally is saying, I get that, you know, like she brought he brought Paige out into their circle. And then all of a sudden he does taking Paige's side. And that's true. but like at the same time you know Vanita's her own person and she doesn't really have much of a relationship with Craig and Craig's always been condescending to Vanita to be honest so I say Vanita's well within her right to play and I'm just asking this because I don't remember but and not to be like argumentative but wasn't Paige the one who was always nice to Vanita out of everybody Paige was always nice to Vanita Paige was nice to Vanita oh Craig?

33:40well Craig may have been nice I think they were nice least to Vanita, but I don't think that they were, I don't think that, that they were ultimately very welcoming. I think that like, you see him make greater overtures to someone like Madison than to someone like Vanita. And if I seem to remember like Craig was being addicted to Vanita last season towards the end of it, like, I seem to remember there was some dinner party was like, be quiet Vanita. I, but this is just in my memory. I don't know if this was actually factual. I just think that like, I don't know. I'm so team Paige that I just will do any mental work around to support anyone who supports Paige.

34:21I mean, believe it or not, I actually like Craig too. I actually do like Craig. But I think in this situation, I think I'm totally on Paige's side. And that's just the way it is. Bruce Hornstein. Yeah. So Sally's like, well, I'm mad at her and you didn't do anything wrong. And he just dumped the friendship. And that's not fair. So I want you to be friends and I want you to be friends because we're on the same show together and we should all be friends because we're in a group and we're on a show. And I don't want to be friends with you and then not be able to film with anybody because you're not getting along with the lead of the show.

34:53So, and Vanita's like, okay, well, if I have a conversation with him and it doesn't go well, and she's like, I'll fight him for you. Don't you worry. Yeah. Did Craig maybe defend Vanita against JT? Maybe that was something that happened last season. I don't know. I don't remember anything past August of 2025. So I'll need some help on this one. But I sort of have a vague memory of that. He was also coming for JT so hard the whole year. And she's trying to date JT. It was convenient. It filled his larger battle against JT. As opposed to really sticking up for Vanita, maybe. Yeah, I don't know. So then Patricia's house, they're getting ready for the baby shower.

35:35It's one hour tail. Don't want the table there. God, I'll get that plant off of it. It looks silly. I don't want people coming over here and saying, Patricia's just a random plant placer. The hell's wrong with you? Do you want another moment in this town? I've got a van waiting right outside these gates to take you away. If you're so dead set on having an inanimate object in the middle of that path and just get Randy to stand there, okay? Because I'm not having that plant on that table. Okay. Oh, don't put that there. That looks like it could blow over. Just like me, am I right? Laugh at that, Randy.

36:15Laugh. Shut up, Randy. I said laugh earlier, not now. Oh, thank you, swan delivery. These swans look like cheap prostitutes. Can we please fix the lays on the swans? Bring them here. I'll do it myself. They're tacky. Put the lays lower and make them bigger. What is this, some sort of northern necklace? Come on, let's make it look pretty. There's more sloppy lays on those swans than I see in the cast. Okay? That's just not going to work for me. So people are setting up and Craig and Corey show up. And Whitney's like, what's up, man? It's been a minute. Whoa, do you guys work out together? I mean, look at you fucking beef brothers.

37:03We see some flashbacks in here. because cory starts to anyone who didn't see winter house or summer house craig's like cory and i have been best friends since we went to capa sing together in college and when people most people will tell you even whitney even whitney will say it like no one saw one of us without the other ever it's like really funny if you think about it but like the funny part is like you guys never see me with him but like truth is like we're always together so it's like funny because we're like always together and we see flashbacks and we see like cory back in the and winter house days, he was definitely like a little beefier.

37:35And he was like, uh, he had, he was just like a frat boy. He just looked like a frat boy. But now, now that he has like some, an ounce of fame, we saw the last Bravo con, he showed up looking cray cray. He had like that orange suit, right? And the glasses. So he's grown his hair out. He has the literal same haircut as Benson Boone. Um, he, he looks, he looks legit. He looks legitimately crazy. Now I'm like, you're going to look back at this someday. And be like, why did I wear this on TV? he's just so gross he's so douchey and gross just be a frat boy don't try to be like a like hipster right now just be a frat boy just be what you are yeah it's like get a butterfly tattoo on his chest or some shit you know he's going to remember when he was wearing pearl necklaces oh yeah he's wearing so try hard oh so craig has gifts and um we see a flashback to craig giving a teddy bear to cameron and her being oh my god craig what is this you're so stupid Look everybody, look at the stupid Ugly gift Craig gave me Loser trying to sell Stuff So It still was funny, it's still funny to me I mean honestly, so Sally and Tyler show up Tyler is Rodrigo's boyfriend and Molly's There with Rodrigo, they all show up and then Shep and Austin arrive with this teddy bear, they get this big giant Expensive teddy bear and they just throw it on the ground Sitting there collecting Various ticks and mosquitoes that were Not collected by the attempts at pest regulation by this cast.

39:06And Shep was like, gosh, this is very intrusive. Gosh, it's everywhere. So Craig goes to say hi to Austin, and he's like, yeah, well, after the breakup, Austin and Shep were extremely supportive. It's just like really cool to hang out with my friends again. And Madison and Brent and Hudson show up. Hudson is like, got really, Hudson's now like entering tweendom and it's like really strange to see. He's like a, he's like a little man now. And, um, Rodrigo and Brett have the same shirt. So they love that. And Austin is like, God, ha. I love that. You have a watermelon in your dress. That's amazing.

39:45It's hilarious. That was my joke. Cause you're pregnant. You get it, Madison? Craig's had an alien. Well, watermelon's better. This is insane right now. Why would you do the alien thing? You knew I was going to do the watermelon bit. Hmm. So then Vanita and Leva arrive and Craig's mad that he sees Vanita. He's like, uh-oh. And Vanita wants to say hi to Madison, but she won't because Craig is over there. And so Rodrigo's like, kill it with kindness. Kill it with kindness, bitch. Go over there. Do it. She's like, I'm not going out of my way. I'm not. So she tells us that she's terrified of Craig's temper.

40:18It's scary. I've seen it. I've seen Craig yell at Naomi. I saw him yell at Leva. I've seen him yell at JT. He's a certified asshole and he's not someone I'm willing to go to mat with, which I don't blame you and you're not wrong, but you went on all those podcasts. So I think at some point you're going to have to, well, listen, I also think he has a temper and I think that he, he does the, I'm just like sweet Craig. I think that's like an act, but that being said, like, Hey, you're on a reality show. Get in there. Come on, come on, Vanita. You're doing well so far. So then Rod and Vanita go over and they say hi to Madison.

40:53So Craig's like, I'm walking away. Just like Paige did to me. I'm betrayed. And I was like, just say hi to Vanita. And he says, why? I don't like her. I don't fuck with her. Okay. That's it. So he tells us that Vanita said he was, oh no, he tells, yeah, he says to us like, she said I was enjoying my breakup reveling in all the attention I was getting from it and dragging it on because I didn't want it to end. I mean, it's not a bad call on her part. You really were like that. Yeah. You started this with, I've been betrayed. I know. You said, I've been betrayed by the person. I love most of my life.

41:32I've been so betrayed. Anyone that would say that is clearly not my friend. Here comes one right now.

41:45So Molly shows up. She found her snake, by the way. The snake was just hanging out in the staircase. And then Patricia shows up. and Matt's like, I want these pink umbrellas up your route. She's like, yeah. Hey, I like Hudson. He's so cute. Does he want to be a butler someday? Because guess what? There may be an opening soon. You did a good job with that one. Here, hey Hudson, put your finger in these halls. Wait a minute, that's an electrical socket. Your kid's too smart to be a butler. Randy, come over here and show them how to do it.

42:22so yeah Madison's like she's just worried because Hudson turned out so well but the second kid is always the one that goes all over the place you know so you know so Madison's mom her mom and her sister come Casey and Tara the born for corn brigade and then Craig's like we should have a party after this in the lair Whitney's lair so we see shots of Whitney's lair his black room in his mama's house and then Shep's Shep's like, wow, I'm here for the new Craig. He wants to party again. Yeah, well, I'm starting to remember who I was before I was brainwashed in my last relationship by a woman, an evil brainwashing woman.

43:04I was confident. I was good at hanging out with girls. Remember, everybody? You were also jamming butter knives into walls.

43:15And on Adderall. I don't remember you being particularly good at hanging out with girls in any season of this show. It's been on a decade, sir. So he's like, yeah, you know, I just have a huge void to fill. So I'm partying and I'm using girls. And so then everyone's talking about how good Craig's look. And Sally's like, wow, God really blessed him with that hair. Jeez. And Rod is like, I know. Well, he is single now, Sally. She goes, yeah, but I'm a girl's girl to the death with V. She's my best friend. We got that on camera, right? Okay, I don't have to keep on saying that, right? Okay, good.

43:49I don't want to have to do it anymore. Tyler's like, this is Southern Charm. There's always wiggle room, girl. So now shots. Everybody's doing shots. And Molly's like, I can't do shots because I have like a band concert later. So Corey's like,

44:06band concert. That's hilarious. So Molly's like, yeah, I play a miniature tuba. It's called a euphonium. He goes, shut the fuck up. A miniature trombone. I want to come back to this. She's like, no, miniature tuba. Do you know what a tuba is? I think I need to hear the sound of a tuba. How do you play it? Sir, if you do not know what, you are not going to know what a tuba is based on the sound of it. I guarantee you. How does this man not know what a tuba is? This guy is the biggest idiot. I always thought he was an idiot, but I've never been more, I've never been more in awe of his idiocy than him declaring on TV that he doesn't know what a tuba is.

44:44Yeah. He's like, how do you play the tuba? And she's like, you spit like this. He's like, so you basically just imitate Austin? Yeah. Yeah, Corey's like a huge flirt, but like, I mean, I guess he's hot, like in a fuck boy kind of a way. So when I come over to your house tonight, are you going to play the trumpet or the trombone? Like, sir, she literally plays a miniature tuba. She never said trumpet or trombone. You are going to make me strangle you through the TV. You've done a lot of bad things on these shows before, but this may be the thing that gets, this is going to put me over the edge with you.

45:23And she says, I'm going to make you hold my snake. And he's like, that's not happening. You can hold my snake though. Is it like a coral snake? No, it's an alaconda. Yeah, it's very feisty. Molly goes, ooh. She tells us, ooh, wow. Shiny, toxic fuck boy. Like my therapy is not working well if I think this is who is cute. I'm like, yep, you said it. You said it, not me. Yeah, it's pretty bad. So Madison's like, oh, I love them together. Wow. A snake and a snake handler looks good. And Craig's like, yeah, I knew Corey would like her. And Sally's fine. But she ain't your type, right? I mean, don't you generally like girls who are smarter than you and more ambitious than you, et cetera, et cetera?

46:09He's like, no, I think she's beautiful. I mean, Sally would probably have a lot of fun together with me. Well, who knows, though? So then he tells Sally that they want to have an after party in the lair. And he's like, yeah, let's just do it at the lair, okay? The lair. We have to stop calling it the lair. Like, you put all that money into making this, like, mid-century rat pack paradise, but you keep on calling it the lair. I feel like, can we call it the smoking room? Can we call it the lounge? But the lair just feels like something really bad and illegal is going to happen in there that'll cause the premature cancellation of Southern Charm.

46:46So let's just call it the lounge going forward. Yeah, I mean, it's a lot nicer than just saying it's the shed in my mom's backyard. You're right. That is a better rebrand, the backyard shed. So then Rodrigo goes up to Venita. He's like, so how are you feeling? Because when I said to Craig, let's go say hi to Venita, he said, why would I do that? I wish at this point he would just like let go of that pettiness that he's behind because he's like behind the whole fracture. And he's like, well, he made the decision that whatever happened between us stayed petty when he verbalized and he stated out loud, I don't like her.

47:21So then Sally's asking Craig how he is with Vanita and he's like, I almost didn't come. Like I couldn't eat or sleep for a month, okay? How dare you? Yes, I'm sure Craig was so upset about Vanita that he just had, he could barely muster the strength to eat something. Oh, please, Greg, please. Oh, he almost didn't come to the first big group scene of the season because of Vanita. Oh, my God, this guy. And so Vanita's like, well, he could have tried to talk to me about it instead of just saying, I don't associate myself with her. And so now we see people partying and cheersing for the new baby. and um let's see uh uh madison is oh the other madison sighting i see i was like madison we've already seen i was it's the gwynn's madison i was very excited i needed to point out that i did see um gwynn's madison in the background um i was only excited because one of my favorite aspects of southern charm is like the simpsons-esque size of this cast that's so huge and you see someone in the background it's like seeing mo in the background of a scene or like or edna krabapel r.i.p somewhere i'm like look it's gwyn's gwyn's is back there so i just wanted to you'd like point out barney he's like

48:46so then austin's talking about about audrey living in charlotte he's like yeah it's good it's good so i can really focus on things that need my attention all of the nothing i do all day so to say. It's good. It's all good, so to say. What are you talking about? You do nothing. Drop hop you sell in like the one Harris Teeter that has taken pity on you that's around the corner. And you're doing nothing all day except getting into a golf cart and going to a bar. So to say. It needs my attention, so to say. Oh, hey, Craig. Did you go out last night? He's like, no. I stayed in and finished your present.

49:20I didn't know how to package it, so I'm just going to give it to you. Oh, my God. It's a quilt. Yeah, I made it out of all of my cum socks off the floor. It's been a really rough month. Hope you like it. I almost didn't eat. It was a miracle that I finished this. I was so weak from not eating because I was so sad about Vanita. Wait a minute. Craig is over there opening gifts on a sidewalk. That is tacky. That is tacky. I love Patricia calling everything tacky this episode. The size of the necklace on the inflatable swan, that's tacky. It needs to be a sophisticated inflatable swan wears a large necklace.

50:02So Madison is touched by this quilt. And he's like, yeah, each square has a different meaning. This one is how betrayed I felt by Paige. And this other one is how hard I cried because Paige made me cry. And this other one is a painting that Paige made when we were still in love. By the way, I'm sorry it's X'd out, but I don't have the rights to show it on this quilt. wait, this square, this represents a piece of chicken that I really wanted to eat, but I just couldn't eat because of Vanita. So the chicken went to waste and was really sad. That's what that square means. Yeah, I've been in Missouri learning to quilt the last few weeks.

50:41So this is the first one I did by myself. It's like, oh my God, I love the stitching. We see him using a machine. It's like, great stitching, Craig. Please tell me you did not take up residency see at the mcbee family farm to learn how to quilt it's like i was in missouri get your band and put it inside there now you got yourself a quilt so when everyone was out partying this is what i did last night she's like oh my god i just keep on out shining them craig you just keep on he is such a bullshit artist i love that like even everyone was partying except for me i was inside being betrayed and crying for the women who were so mean to me, so I had to make a quilt.

51:25Oh, my God. The way he tries to so blatantly elicit sympathy is hilarious to me. Yeah, so now it's time to get gifts. So Molly's like, uh-oh, we're missing the gifts. And Corey says, oh, are you trying to arrest me? You can put handcuffs on me. Just cuff me and put them in the back for the car. Yeah, you just touched my butt. Hey, someone, she just touched my butt. So Molly, cause now Molly is drunk and she's like, oh God, I'm late for band. We're supposed to do a performance. He's like, well, what are you supposed to be there? She's like 15 minutes ago. Oh, so then she texts, she texts like the band leader.

52:04Cause are you going to hate me if I don't come? And the guy goes probably, or I guess is everyone going to hate me? Molly, it's a performance. You can't just like the euphonium is central to any piece of classical music. We all know that. Mozart was basically like, I wish I could play the euphonium, but I can't, so I'll just have to compose this music. That's well-known and documented. You can't just stand up your performance. Yeah, what's an orchestral night without hearing... I mean, come on, Molly. You can't do fur release without the instrument that actually makes the fur sound. so she starts crying and she's like i ticked around and so now i can't go and i just feel bad i let him down they're never gonna let me back in there they're gonna be so mad i mean they're gonna have to do a search for another euphonium player because there's not many but still she's like blowing her nose loudly she's like literally making euphonium noises with her nose i was like cory's like i do not want to fuck you now so this is disgusting you skipped euphonium day for me and I'm not going to touch you.

53:12So good luck. Molly returning for her second season as a hoarder with a snake on the loose, crying over missing her orchestral performance is exactly what she needed to do. And she has already sprinted out to being the one to watch for season 11. So we go open presents and Shep has bought a gift and he's like, look, it's called There Are Moms That Are Way Worse Than You.

53:39I wish I could read that But I'm so tired from staying in Working on my quilt all night That I can't even keep my eyes open To look at the book Sorry everyone Oh I hope you like my gift That came from England It's done by a dress designer That does the Princess of Wales's children It's really funny Because they have these little sweaters And they say I'm still part of the family not like stupid and then they point just in case they're by Megan and Harry's kids. Very, very good stuff. Oh, Greg, you just spilled on the fancy.

54:21So then Tyler and Rego, this is funny. Tyler, Rodrigo's like, okay, this is just open to this very special and Tyler, Rodrigo has painted a picture of a teddy bear um and it's in and this is important we didn't talk about this but um teddy is the name of madison's father her late father who just passed so teddy teddy bears it's all very meaningful to her so it made a nice little painting and he presented it in this like hideous gold circular frame like it was from like 1763 i was like what is happening here and he's like here it is it's my it's my painting of a teddy bear and they start crying and i was like uh okay i guess not every frame on this show i think like i don't think they sell other kind of picture frames in that town it's just how it is like rococo yeah so then molly's still crying at the bar she's like oh my god like i'm sorry i said i sobbed to you but like it was really important for my euphonium today i didn't just let the man down i let down my euphonium and cory's just like Ugh, gross The bartender's just At this point she's just crying to the bartender Corey's already just gotten out of there The bartender's like hey, bartenders are therapists too Am I right?

55:43And Sally says are you crying? And she's like I don't know I'm just upset because I skipped my concert for this Sally's like no you made the right decision Don't you worry Okay I'm gonna go talk to Craig Hey Craig He's like hey girl Shall we go to the bunkhouse? let's go there let's go to the after party since i didn't get to party last night since i was up so late making a quilt so i'm gonna check on vanita because i got girl code now okay we're gonna try that for the first episode of the season so vanita we needed to talk to craig she's like no she goes but i'm ready and she goes but i'm not ready she goes but you got to be the bigger person she's like but i'm always the bigger person and i don't want to do that okay he can come to my house so love is like he's never gonna come around don't even try and um she's love is like look he's gonna agree to do it but then he'll never do it she's like yeah he will no he won't no but then he's gonna look so bad i don't think craig has ever been concerned about looking bad so now we go into the lair so austin shows up so so so so one says huh and then bourbon everyone's drinking bourbon and Craig is having a big pour of pappy because Whitney is like pouring a giant glass of pappy for Craig and he goes when he's like well try this pappy it's as smooth as smooth as his brain so Vanita's outside and she's like well I don't want to speak to Craig because I'm afraid he's going to yell at Madison's baby shower and that's the last thing I want and Sally's like well why don't you wait till the after party so it's not Madison's baby shower and she's like wait there's an after party and she's like oh my God does nobody else know about this We're going to Whitney's lair.

57:21Craig is there. Just come over there. They're acting like there's some bar that's set up across town that they're all going to hop into Uber. It's like right there. It's like right. It's like right. It was a land. Yeah. But it's also like it's just right there. Just go in there. Just walk in. Yeah. And she's like, no one else knows about this. But me, why are you making it sound like it was some planned thing, Sally? Just tell her. So Vanita's like, well, I guess Sally's a girl's girl until a man is involved. Mm-hmm. Dun, dun, dun. So I don't think that Sally should have to leave this party just because Vanita is.

57:56If Vanita wants to go, then it's her responsibility to make up the person, right? Why does everyone else have to leave and be mad? I don't get it. Yeah, I mean, Sally basically is like, here's my version of Girl Code. She's like, it doesn't mean I can't talk to the enemy, but it just means that they get into a fight. I have Vanita's back. But if I'm having a conversation with Craig, then that's all it is and i'm like i don't know uh i don't know i don't know where i land on that i have not decided if i agree i see what she's saying it's like i'll always have nita's back but i can also like talk to the person um but i don't like when i don't like when my friends cause drama and then i have to like leave parties and stuff because they take stands like vanita that's when i started it she went on national whatever podcast radio or whatever and said what she said.

58:48And if it pissed Craig off, then she was the one who started it. So she, if she wants to make up, then she should be the one to make up. But also she shouldn't feel the need to storm out of this thing just because there's an after party. Just go to the after party and ignore Craig. I just don't want to be forced into not liking other people because my friend started a fight. Yeah, I kind of agree with Sally on this one. And I also feel like if it were a breakup, especially if this were like a page and Craig breakup situation and vanita and craig had been in like a like a big relationship and it was fresh it was new then like yeah maybe i might like hang closer to my girlfriend and just really be with her um because that's like a higher stakes thing but this is some stupid bullshit that took place across social media so i don't think that like sally should be denied from shooting a scene at the after party uh just because vanita is like you know is is upset right like i think and if anything like you said i think vanita should also just go into the party because it's not this is not craig you're shooting not hosted by craig they just went in there big of enough deal to be walking off you know but that's always vanita she has a hard time gauging like the drama like what drama is uh how high the drama is in this situation you know what you know what i I mean, she's either underplaying it like she did forever with JT or she's kind of overplaying it.

1:00:14So she never knows how to get the temperature quite right. Actually, though, she did the right thing, which is that she stormed off. It wasn't really that much of a storm off. She just sort of walked off. And she got the cliffhanger shot, which is her just leaving the party. Being like, I'm out of here. So look at you, Vanita. She left with two storylines versus Sally and versus Craig. Yeah, pretty good. Yeah, it was a fun, frothy first episode. excited for it. Thanks everyone for being here. This was a great, great time. Yeah, we sure love you guys. We'll be back tomorrow with Orange County. Talk later.

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