#3104 RHOBH S15E01 Part 2 : Here We Zoe Again

0:21Hello and welcome to Watch What Crap Ends, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. So Kyle's going to have a celebration of summer at my house. Strawberry Moon. And she's like, Dorit's going to be there. Okay, so I know this is a weird question setting, but I'm just coming in here to torch you with names you don't want to hear. Okay, so I've already said Avi, and I've already said Garcelle. So let's get to Dorit.

0:51She's like, have I talked to Dorit? No, I've not talked to Dorit. Okay. Well, you know that they filed for divorce, right? That she filed? She's getting divorced. She's basically like almost as bad as you with your annulment. Did I say that? Whoops, sorry. Oh, so she's the one who filed. Hmm. That's interesting. So Kyle does. No, we've had our ups and downs at times, but last year was like a new low and we see them screaming at each other. And she's like, I just think that like we spend more when we spend until we spend more time together. It's just going to be a work in progress. I'm like, you're the problem.

1:22You're the one who's icing out your friend and acting like they don't have a friendship. And then you complain to Dorit, like, you're the bad friend in this situation. Stop acting like it's a force of nature. You have to change your behavior. And Erica goes, yeah, he's going to be hard on her. You know, the boss is hard on people. Yeah, says the lady who won't go see her dying husband in the fucking jail or old folks home or wherever the hell he is now. So then so then Reba weighs in on PK. She goes, well, there's no question. That's a loser.

1:55Meanwhile, Kathy has pulled out full-size scissors and was trying to cut something off of her hat. And Kyle's like, Kathy, you're going to cut your finger. So I thought that PK took that picture at the valet at a spot. That's just my opinion. And he's going to be hard on her. He's going to be. He's going to be hard on her. Get pokey. Because Gumbi's here. It's going to be hard. um well like not to defend pk but i don't think he knew that picture was being taken like you're literally defending pk right now don't say not to defend pk and then give a blatant defense a very like why like if you don't talk to this guy if you claim you don't talk to him then why are you going out of your way to explain the photo just be like yeah that's fucked up yeah lady who doesn't talk to pk and has never heard him say that he didn't know that he was getting that picture taken and reed was like well i'm oh god i'm sorry like pk's whole thing is like marketing right he's like a manager but he like you know he's about like positioning brand positioning beverly beach all those things he knows where the paps are he knows about photography he knows what's gonna get go where this was a hot he can't play smart and stupid can't be it yeah i can't believe somebody would take my picture outside of craig's you know it's one of those i I don't know where they were, but you know it's one of those where there's paparazzi just standing outside.

3:18So Grie was like, I wouldn't kiss him, I'll tell you that much. I find him very unattractive. Oh, really? I'm sure PK is hiding his boner every time he comes around you, too. But that shit was funny. I love Grieva's ugly shaming PK. It was so good. I don't care what year it is. I still reserve the ride to ugly shame. It sounds like my mom and I don't agree on everything. But we do agree on that. Now, Kyle, I don't want to be bothersome, but do you still talk to PK? She's like, um, PK? Um, no, definitely not. Oh, this is a delicious salad. Let me just cut the salad. She has like gilt salad cutting.

3:58She just starts cutting lettuce in front of her. She's like, Kyle, that's no chill. She's like, what, PK?

4:08What's PK, huh? so you're saying that you severed ties have you gotten the catholic church involved so um yeah erica tell us more about your show you did in london yeah literally nobody believes her so we go back over to rachel's house and she's making bacon i don't know why it's the funniest way to make bacon it's just how separated all the bacon are and they're all perfectly aligned with each other i don't know there was something about it that i was just cracking up at. Kias. Kias. Hey, Kai. Kias. Say hi, man. Kias. Hey. Kias. What? Want some breakfast? Want some breakfast? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, because I made breakfast.

4:52I made eggs. I made three eggs and three vacants. Eat it. It's so good. You like it? This kid, does someone, okay. No judgments on this kid. Seems like very nice, very nice young man. Someone teach him to chew with his mouth closed. Please. Yeah, close your mouth. close your mouth please please do this i know like in a divorce people want to like not come down harder than their kids because it's a tough time but can someone just please just like just just one quick instructional lesson because this kid is talking and the food is i mean this is he makes austin literally look like he's in down nabby this i was gonna say it's like watching it's like watching a man on southern charm eat you know just food shepherd austin eating geez it's not a judgment on his personality or how he was raised i'm just saying just let's let's let's let's like let's infuse that lesson into we're not saying his name is stupid um okay so rachel's like yeah when i first separated from roger with the d like it was brutal it was like brutal brutal like totally brutal death brutal it was like dying brutal but i used to come home to an empty house go ahead go ahead no i was just gonna say i was like when I watched that feature film that was nominated for Oscars called The Brutalist.

6:03I was like, oh my God, it's about Raj. But it was actually about architecture. But I was like, it kind of is about Raj at the same time. Yeah. I would come home to an empty house and like, it would be sad. But now it's happy. Look how happy I am. Hold on. Do I look happy right now? Am I smiling? I can't feel my face. Is my mouth smiling? Yes or no? Don't lie to me. You're lying to me. Yes, you are. Because I'm smiling. I'm smiling huge. The smile is gorge. You have to admit it. Yeah. My relationship with my ex now, like, there were reasons our relationship was strained. Mainly it's because he really hated pulp in his orange juice.

6:38He always, like, strain it. And I was like, I don't know how to do that. He's like, just do it. And I, like, wouldn't do it. And he got mad. It was brutal. It was a brutal strain. I think our greatest regret was, like, working together. Show clips of him right now. Show clips of what a monster Roger was. And so we see clips of Roger. And Roger's like, okay, guys, so I think that we should, you know, like, make a viral video that, like, goes viral. that would be really cool she goes um making a viral video that goes viral and and she like laughs and then but the best part is our sweet wonderful friend amy phillips is right next to her because this is the time when amy phillips the way she like broke through is that she was doing impersonations of rachel zoe and rachel zoe loved it so much like that's like hilarious let's have like amy like come in and like do me and we'll do like a video i'll make viral and so like so rachel cracks his jokes so rachel laughs and then amy laughs and you see amy laughing and roger gets mad and then roger has this like flip out where he's like no you don't understand the crap i'm dealing with and it cuts like everyone around the table giving eyes like oh my god including amy amy's like oh i just died i died he throws a 10 or something i didn't even realize that was amy oh my god that was like amy's breakthrough moment and i was just cracking up that they were like, just to show how brutal Raj was, look at Amy Phillips' face.

7:55He threw a pen at Amy Phillips. That's why Amy Phillips still has a big pen hanging out of her temple. I've always wondered. I was so proud of her getting into a flashback on Beverly Hills, the premiere day, dressed as Rachel Zoe. So she's like, yeah, lines got crossed. And this person I was with my entire adult life was unrecognizable. and that person didn't feel right around me or my kids. Hold on. I'm going to cry. I'm crying, right? Yes, I am. I'm crying. Shut up. I'm crying. I'm seriously crying. My tears just died. My tears just died. My tears went to the light. RIP audience. Oh, my God.

8:37I'm branding my tear. I'm wet. My face is wet. I feel it. It's wet. I'm crying. It's so much wet. It's so much wet. It's actually like, I don't even recognize my wetness. My face. So she's got such a weird energy here with her kid. She goes, so, like, you're with your dad until Saturday. Is that okay? And he's like, um, yeah. Yeah, as long as you come in the morning. Well, yeah, how are you with you and dad? He's like, um, you know, like, most divorces are rough. But, like, Mike is pretty good. I like him. She goes, um, you like him? Yeah, like, he's my dad. I think they wonder why he sometimes like says the things he does or like says or does things that he says or does things that he doesn't say or says things that he doesn't do or like just talks about things and like he acts like things and he does things.

9:31It's like brutal. He does. Wild. Or like how he spends more time with his girl than he does the kids. Maybe that. That's a... They do a Rachel's Oats. It goes,

9:49So Rachel's like, so you like any girls? I'm like, excuse me, Rachel, you work in fashion. Can we open it up? Or boys? Hello? Do we have to be so heteronormative on Caius? Do you like any people? He's like, no, my hormones haven't kicked in yet. Well, Roger's had the same girl for a year, and the kids have known for 10 months. And the producer's like, wait a minute. That means that he got a girlfriend right after you guys separated. She goes, um, I'll let you do the math. Literally do the math, because I can't do math. I literally can't remember. I can't carry the one. I don't know. Remainders, don't get it.

10:32You do the math, and then just let me know how long that was. Do you want to hear the quote of the day? Real love isn't easy, and easy love isn't real. Oh my god. Caius. Caius, I feel like you're like 40. that quote he's like why did that get it that was funny feel like because you're not allowed to actually say someone's age after 39 on this show so now we go to erica and and uh bo's those close girlfriends at uh dinner yeah they're at a restaurant called adk adk t

11:17I see you, boo. Got your chesticles out. Yes, I certainly do. You know what's interesting about life? I got the offer to do Mighty Hoopla. And then 10 minutes before I go out to a huge crowd, my phone blows up and Tom was being sentenced to prison. Wow, it's like that song. lightning crashes and old lady dies. Except it was time. Go to prison. Know what I'm saying? I got a video of him leaving the courthouse. He was just so vacant. I was like, wow, really? Because those are the reviews I read of you at Hoopla. She's like, yeah, the man I was married to never in my life did I think I would be sitting there married to someone going to prison.

12:06Never before. Never once when I was that. dancing at hoo-hahs in New Jersey to ever think I'd be marrying a guy and go to prison. But anyway, Tom's story's ending. Last time I was married to a guy I thought I was going to a prison, it was the guy who owned the place that I was dancing at, but turned out to be the old one. Who knew? Obviously, Tom's story is ending, but my story is ongoing. And there's a part of me that thinks I would like to say goodbye, but what would that do? What would that do? Your husband is old and dying in prison. go say goodbye what the fuck is wrong with you like i'm sorry tom is a monster i'm not even gonna stick up for tom tom's a horrible human being and he's getting what he deserves but that man stole millions of dollars and put you in gay bars in greece get over there and say goodbye no she's too busy like framing herself as a natasha beddingfield song she's like well history's over but the rest is still unwritten for me that is so bizarre that man that man pulled favors to get the secret service to arrest your gay designers because you didn't want to pay them and you wanted to accuse them of all that American Express fraud I see you go say goodbye to your husband ma 'am well at the same time he knows the game you know the star is born you You know, you give them the cash.

13:33You do the things. They become a star. And you let the bird fly. Let the mouse go. So Bo's like, do you feel relief that it's over? She's like, well, you don't just shake shit off like that. Actually, I literally did shake shit like that. I was at Hootland Hootlies. What is the thing? Hoopla. A hoopla. And Bo's is like, well, this is why we need to get busy, huh? I saw those rumors, girl. And we see the rumors. as Erika Jayne hooks up with much younger Bravo star. Do you know who this is? No, is it Joe Bradley? No. I always think it's Joe Bradley. You know who it is? Yeah, I know who it is. Okay.

14:10Of course. Much younger Bravo star. I probably knew this at one point, so it's not Joe Bradley. I'll give you a hint. His mouth is always open. Austin? Close. He's also a singer. Jesse from Summer House. Jesse. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I know, I guess they can't all be Joe Bradley. You know what I'm saying? So, wow, congrats. And she's like, well, the truth is I met somebody and I was very influential. And nothing happened? Well, nothing was reported and happened. Well, that can mean a lot of different things. alright the record is don't worry about it don't worry about it all you need to know is I'm dating a man now named Shrek who loves putting people in jail whatever he does now he's called the Sheriff of Baghdad what is he called I don't know I'm into a guy right now with a hairy back and a red hat on at all times and it is sexy.

15:32He's basically like alternate Ralph from Love Hotel. So Eric is like, well, maybe something happened. Yeah. I'm sexy and sassy. Okay, let's talk about the other girls. That's why we're here. So let's gossip. You start. Well, guess what? I was a son's and a mother was there. Just imagine that. Did she talk about Avi? She did. What happened to Avi? What happened? well we let's see a flashback of her saying nothing she said nothing about it so um uh sudden was sudden actually elaborates more and she says well you know communication is important and without communication it's not gonna work and reba goes well it's not like arvie was ever at a loss for words so uh you know such an asshole give them the right to marry and suddenly they chatter and chatter and chatter.

16:27And she's like, oh, look at Sutton, watching all her close relationships disintegrate like that. She's like, it's wild. Wild, I'll tell you. Yeah, she had so much vitriol at certain moments, but then we get to the reunion and she's a little church mouse. I can't trust someone like that. I want all vitriol all the time. Well, we don't like our inconsistencies. Be who you are. Here's the truth. You know what I hate? I hate someone who's really inconsistent. Like, what are you? Some buttoned-up conservative housewife in Pasadena? Are you a sex kitten on a stage somewhere? I hate inconsistencies. Here's the truth.

17:08Sutton has had very few friends in this group right now, and it's her turn to show us who she is and be consistent and be all alone. So, so Bo's is like, well, Sutton has lost a few friends, so she's probably re-evaluating how she interacts with people in the group, so she doesn't lose them because basically we're going to steamroll over her. Ta-da! I already said, will the real Slim Sutton please stand up? Well, I don't know if I'd use the word slim. She's a box. I like that Erica, well, aside from the fact that it's super shady, no pun intended, I feel like Erica doesn't even get the reference.

17:43Well, that's a funny choice to say Slim Shady. Why not call her Boxy Shady? No, Slim Shady is a... Okay, so there's someone named Eminem. You mean like the candy? You know what? Never mind. Let's just go back to ordering food. So then we go to Rachel. It's very Rachel heavy this episode. Yeah. So we go to Rach. Lean into their new star, you know? Yeah. We get that violin music again. Boza's getting ready and she's talking to her hair people. And she's like, I think with my straight hair and that gold outfit, I look too much like Cher. Just like a spitting image. Like, oh my God. Not Cher. But Cher is my girl.

18:22Oh my God, I love Cher. But sometimes I don't like Cher. I don't like Cher that much either. I mean, but I do like that one song. I love that one song. Do you know what song I'm talking about? Yes. The song I'm talking about is, Do You Believe? No, if I could turn back time. If I could turn back time, I would have said, if I could turn back time. Yes. So Sutton's getting glam and she's on the phone with Kyle and talking about being empty nesters now. And Kyle's like, how do you feel about Sing Doreen? Every time I see you, I'm just going to say the name of somebody that hates you. well, I don't hold on to things.

18:54If she has a problem with me, she can talk to me. I definitely do not hold on to this. Can you believe my marriage was annulled? Anyway, I don't hold on to things. Yeah, that's Sutton. Just easygoing Sutton there. So we're hoping we can work this out. So then Kyle has her friend Jen over. And guess what? Kyle is serving lots of salmon. Kyle loves that salmon, man. Yeah, well, you know, I am kind of an expert in the kitchen. Salmon and Tortillas Pam Salmon So She is looking over the ground She's got crafters to make your own flower crown A very Elisa Vanderpump I might add And she's like yeah these days you can't have people over You have to have activities This way the girls don't have to interact If they don't want to Yeah It's just what we want to see on this show The cast not interacting with each other Thanks, Kyle.

19:53It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappens commercial.

20:02So people start coming in and we see Faye Resnick. Faye, morally corrupt Faye Resnick still hanging on. And she's with some lady named Anna who looks, I don't know, like she's maybe from death becomes her. Like maybe she's falling apart. like she's walking kind of funny and like maybe she just sewed her leg back on i don't know and oh my god is that to read yeah i was like is that to read she said she thinks it's to read because you know everyone on the show is slowly merging into the same face because it's it is the beverly hills composite like it could be linda what what was her name again linda elvis's ex you know it could be linda thompson linda it could be linda thompson i'm just gonna pyramid this one through.

20:48She's an ex of Elvis. She's Brody Jenner's mom. Her name is Linda. Linda Thompson. But they all do kind of have the same face. So eventually you're like, is that Dorit? Is that Carlton? It's Camille. It's Camille. No, it's Linda. It's Taylor. I looked at it different. I thought it was like clearly the lady from A Nightmare Before Christmas who's always having to sew back on her arm or whatever part of her body breaks off and kyle can see that and she's like oh my god is that to read i was like you are so shady you know leave to read alone so to read then does come and kyle's like is that to read oh hey to read we couldn't see we thought that lady was to read and she's like oh is that non-alke champagne are you coming back to the dark side with us you boring bitch i think it was actually both cases because i think it is sort of like the composite face but she also knows that like this woman is like not as glamorous and as attractive i'm not saying that any shade to this lady but like you know dorit is like dorit looks the way dorit looks and dorit is happy with the way she looks and when kyle says i thought you were her that it is a dig at the same time yeah she knows dorit's not coming in with fay give me a break yeah so um uh so then we see keely in the car with bows and um keely's like hey who's coming or any guys coming to this thing and bo's goes oh you want the girls to bring their guys well too bad because they don't have them he's like great can't wait to make flower crowns by myself i am so ready to move forward with keely i want to find a house together i want to get engaged the clock is ticking oh my god are you singing kesha i love when she sings tiktok that's such a good song of hers so Bose comes in and Kyle's like hello how are you so fake to Bose and Bose does not like Kyle Kyle does not like Bose they both don't like each other and Kyle is so fake to her and Kyle's trying to be so upbeat she's like oh my god tell me about the ring oh my god are you guys getting married are you having a baby what's going on with you I'm really looking forward to get to know Bose more because like whatever was clouding our relationship will be cleared and that thing of course was Dorit.

23:04So yeah, the battle for both starts now. I thought Kyle was pretty cold and closed off and if she opens up and reaches out, I'll be her friend. And if not, I'll be her acquaintance. And if she calls me up and says, you want to play tennis? Then I'll be our tennis buddy. And if she says, should we go get the cars washed? I'll be her friend that knows about car washes. I mean, there's so many different directions our friendship could go in if you really think about it. so Crowell says they're still waiting for Dorit to show up and Dorit's like, Sutton oh, Dorit, she says they're waiting for Sutton to show up and Dorit's like, Sutton who?

23:38Sutton, I've never heard of a lady named Sutton before and boo where's the tits, sir? so then, so then Dorit's like well, I got everything I need to get out with Sutton everything, there's nothing left to say so I can still be around her and be cordial but I don't need to fight with her I don't need to go there tonight with Sutton But if she takes it there I really do thee Well she doesn't have Garcelle or Avi So have at her girls Yeah I think she's real confused Without those two crutches around So Sutton arrives And Erica's like Wait what they're talking about you You sack of bones Oh I guess your mom didn't make it So you're extra exposed Okay everyone hit her in the soft underside Were your ears burning just like your soul will be now that you're unmarried and stuck with children?

24:34Sorry, I almost tripped on my dress. I'm not used to walking on such mangy lawns. Well, who says it? Someone goes, Dorit goes, well, at least you're on two feet. No, because Sutton normally has like a broken foot or something. It's like, what the hell? Fasciatus came back. I don't think it was about being drunk. Although it would have been funny. It were. So they're talking about Keeley. Oh, Keeley is so warm. Oh my God, Keeley is so warm. Look, he's making flower crowns there by himself. That's so nice. He's so nice. Good people make flower crowns by themselves. Yeah. So Tariq's like, son, I'm sorry to hear.

25:22Quail it eager We're updating us about the enumment With Christian Should I be calling you Sutton Brown now? Is that what you'd like? It's almost like the UPS commercials What can Brown do for you? That's like me asking you to do something for me You follow it's like yes yes that's right Well what can you do about it Look I'm so easy going What can you do? Here's what you do You wash your car in some short shorts and stilettos And you have a better fucking life That's what you do girl. You know what, Dorit? We can shake on it. This won't be awkward at all. Let's shake on those awful men. First Wives Club, am I right?

26:00She's like, no, I'm not going to touch your hand. She's like, ooh. I'm shaking. You want to shake my hand, Dorit? It's a wealthy hand. Well, I don't want that to tune. Oh, it's not. I've got arthritis. Well, it's like, ooh. You know, here's how it goes is sudden. You have my word. You have my word. As Avi is my witness, you have my word. But we haven't talked, so I don't know what happened with Garcelle or Avi, and now you're an empty nester, but you know what? Garcelle was tough. That was tough. And Bose is like, well, what happened with her? Stop doing your Sutton impersonation of me. I don't appreciate that.

26:46Sorry about that. Got a little lost. Why do you talk and address me? Will Bob, also do my voice. It didn't sound like something I'd say, but you know what? I just went with it because I'm a new setting now. I just roll with the punches. What happened? What happened with all those people who left you? Did they discover that you have a terrible personality? Okay, so here we go. This is when the show just goes crazy. So, I mean, in a very boring way. But so it's like, I don't know. I don't know what happened with Garcelle. Kyle's like, yeah, that's the mystery. That's the big mystery. and Bose is like, she didn't say anything to you?

27:22Well, last time I saw Garcelle, she was walking out on me and everyone else at that reunion. So now we see the clip of that reunion and Garcelle leaving, et cetera. So Sutton's like, I texted again and again and again and she did not text back. And of course, then when I looked at my text history, I realized I never texted her in the first place, but I thought I texted her again and again and she never thought she texted me back. Terrible. Yeah. And like we said at the beginning of the episode, this is insane to act like you guys have no idea why Garcelle left. Every single one of them is like, what?

27:58Why would she do that? What? And Dorit's like, do you think that for her it was more like, gee, this is more of an alliance than a friendship. Oh, you, you of all people saying this, you are part of the Fox Force 5, ma 'am. That was so snotty of her to say that. and Sutton tells us that she loved Garcelle and she's like, I just have a hard time. I just don't like people talking about her like that. So, of course, Sutton shuts it down right away and is like, that's a cruel thing to say. She's a wonderful person. She's just angry right now. We just need some space and I know our friendship was genuine, so how dare you cast her to be an opportunist?

28:35Just kidding. Sutton says none of that. Yeah, she doesn't. But she says in the confessional, she's like, well, I just see her as an ally. I just don't like people to talk about her like that, which is why I won't say anything at this party. Okay. Just why Garcelle might have left. I don't know if anybody has been watching this show. Like, yep, that's why she left, dummy. Yep. Well, I was surprised when I heard that she wasn't talking to you. She must have started to listen to you and hear the awful things you say all the time. Well, I know she was upset that I didn't have her back for whatever reason, and it seems that she was upset with you too.

29:12Yeah, she's like, well, we will never know because she's not speaking to me. or any of us so we can play the guessing game for eternity because of that i had to take a couple of months to be quiet and calm remember who i am put a couple of glass plates through obvious throat and um i'm back feeling better now um when sudden i are in private it's completely different than when she's around garcelle so now that garcelle is gone i would just like sudden to be consistent and that'd be great so kyle just stealing the consistent thing again And also, like, casting Garcelle to be the one who, like, was tainting Sutton in some sort of way.

29:47No, Sutton was a monster before Garcelle came around. Like, you know, trying to make it seem like Garcelle turned her is absolutely ridiculous. Well, it's also just very Kyle to be like, well, the reason that I had a problem with this person, it was because of that person. And that person's gone now. So now we can be friends. I mean, it's every season with Kyle. You know, they run off who they don't like. and then Kyle has her happy place and she'll stay friends with those people for a little while, you know, and you can tell that they've all sat down and talked about who they're going to come for this season because they're all using the same.

30:23I mean, they're just like politicians, you know, they're like, let's just all say sentence not consistent. Okay, let's just say it over and over again until people in comments everywhere saying sentence not consistent, you know, so they do it every year and it's just like it's tiring, you know, they need to get new people to fuck with. I know they brought on Rachel and it looks like Rachel is unfuckwithable, but we don't get a sense from in the previews. Rachel having problems with anybody, but I'm hoping for season two that she comes for all their throats. Well, don't forget, there is this new girl who's coming on in late.

30:57I don't know. I don't know. I know. I'm already rooting for her. She's crazy. Amanda Francis. She's like some MLM queen, not MLM, but she's like a self-help guru. And she's like a real flaky weirdo. and I can't wait for her to come on because she looks like a real veil. Yeah, I just want someone who will disrupt the Kyle Erica Dorit situation. So Kyle's like, she's like, yeah, so yeah, I've known Rachel for like many years socially and like we have friends in common and I've seen her in Aspen. So like, I know her, but like not well. It's just like trying to attach herself onto Rachel when she really clearly does not know Rachel very well at all.

31:34Like Rachel's a Kathy friend, not a Kyle friend. Yes. So they come in and Rachel's meeting everybody and Dorit's like, oh, she said she was on your podcast, me friend Booz. She's like, oh, yeah, she was one of my favorite episodes. I could have talked to you for hours and hours. Yeah, we actually got on the mics and just said Gorge for 45 minutes straight. It was wonderful. Remember that? Gorge. Gorge. Gorge. Gorge. Gorge. Gorge. Dead. Just wanted to throw that in there. I know Rachel through mutual friends, but it was when I was a guest on our podcast last year that we really got to know each other very well.

32:11Watch this. Gorge. Gorge. Told you. We hit it off like sparks. So Rachel puts the flower crown over the tiara that she's already wearing. She's like, oh my god, does this work? Am I crazy? Is this like insane? Yes, it has jewels. Thought so. Guys, I feel like I'm at the first day of school. Is this the cool girls table, guys? Kathy, did you just pull pants out of your bag, guys? Guys, this is great. Those pants are gorge, by the way. This table's gorge. I die. And she did. Kathy's just holding up these tiny pants. Like, guys, look how cute these rag and bones are. I got them for rag and bones.

32:52Who? Kyle. Here you go. Did you call me a ragamuffin? No, rag and bones. Who pulls a pair of jeans out of their bag? Like, I still don't know a thing that Kathy does. Like, I just roll with it in the moment. Like, what? Like, ugh. Like, ugh. Like, crazy. Like, insanity. Like, bananas. Like, carnival in my house. I just want you guys to know the parties at my house right now are so boyish. I have, like, dinosaurs. Isn't that wild? Like, real, actual dinosaurs. Like, they actually, Jeff Goldblum came over, and he's like, guess what? Here's DNA. And he, like, actually made new dinosaurs. and these are like real life dinosaurs and they're running around.

33:36It's like crazy, crazy party. Also, I left my loser husband like a year ago and Bo's was like, oh, she's in such a great place. Look at her. Like, look at Dorit, look at her. You know, given where you are, which is way down there, way down there at the bottom. You could be like Rachel Zoe someday. She's like, yeah, I feel like people shouldn't stay together if they're not happy. Like kids can feel it. They feel it. The kids are like, this is wild. This is wild. And I feel it. But now that he's gone, it's Gorge. It's like Gorge. So now they talk about Dorit's kids, and they're like, so have you told your kids that you're even getting divorced?

34:10And she's like, well, I, well, well, Jagger has known. And Phoenix, I've just learned her name. I mean, honestly, the little girl has been coming to my door asking for candy. For years, I finally let her in. Why would I tell her that PK is leaving? Dorit has a tendency to talk in circles, so the more she says, the more lost you get. But Dorit, since you filed, didn't you sit with them and say, we're getting divorced? And she's like, no, no, no. With Jagger, I'm having the hardest time. He's 11, and he's made a couple of comments leading to the fact that I know you and Daddy are divorced. For instance, he walked in the other day and said, I know you and Daddy are divorced.

34:51So I'm starting to think he's catching on, but I'm not sure just yet. Boys do that. Yeah, well, when me and Mo started having problems, we didn't tell the girls. and then they felt a shift and they said, Mom, we saw on TV that you left Dad. So I told them. And then we all agreed afterwards that we're kind of having the best divorce out of everyone and that we kind of handled it the best out of everyone. So if anyone wants some advice, you can just come to me because I'm kind of like doing the best divorce of all time. The family that stays together does divorce together the best. Yeah. Yeah, like remember like last season when like Mo and I went to like a shooting range together and then he sat on the fence, which was like super dangerous, but just showed like how casually comfortable he is with me because we're divorcing like so well.

35:30So, guys, I'm kind of like doing everyone else's storylines, but like a better version of it, right? Well, I mean, you just got to sit them down and tell them, okay? Dad just sicked the Catholic Church on me. I mean, what else are you going to do? Wait until they're 35 to say, hey, the Pope's a dick. Here, this is what you do. You sit down with your children and you say, guess what? Dad left us, so you, you're going to go fix vending machines, and you, you're my new butler. That's it.

35:56And so they're like, oh, my God. And Rachel goes, I mean, now he's like running around with girls. They're like, oh, my God. And Booth goes, God, I thought I was harsh. It's like, well, I think he saw Mo doing it and he thought he could do it. And Kyle's like, yeah, he thought, wow, great, I'll do what he's doing. Make out with whores and ballet stands. I guess what that sort of means is that I divorced from like the alpha guy in the group. So like your divorced husband is like trying to copy my divorced husband, which is kind of cool. Because we're kind of like the ones that you guys follow. That's pretty cool.

36:25Oh, yeah, Kyle. I saw Mo and Aspen Someone tried to set me up with them What? Hell hell no I was like that's Kyle's ex-husband Are you mental? Are you insane? Have you lost your gourd? What the hell? Like you know what it's like It's like when you're famous and someone else Is famous people are like Oh my god I know a gay person you could date Wait You know that Kyle? Like remember Kyle? You know like when you're like famous and then someone else is like, that person's famous. Right, Kyle? Kyle's like, mm-hmm, yeah, uh-huh. I love Rachel just casually being like, you know when you're famous? And Erica says, actually, no, we don't, okay.

37:11Yeah, I feel like no one said to Erica, hey, Erica, you're famous and there's another famous person over there you guys should date. No one said that to her. Yeah, so Buzz is like, anyone left in Beverly Hills that Mo hasn't tried to get with. Well, he hasn't tried to get with me. Let's make that clear. Kyle's going to make her pay for that later when she hears that. She's going to be like, I didn't appreciate that. Yeah, that was actually really mean because it's like I'm going through a divorce and you're just rubbing it in my face. So it's one thing for me to be like, I'm desensitized to it, but for you to rub it in my face is really not nice at all.

37:44Yeah, so Dorit's like, yeah, well, Mo's living his best life, so now PK's living his best life. And Rachel's like, that is so fucked up. As a famous person, I cannot condone that. Erica's like, PK is like a world-class partyer. Mo is the kindergarten soccer league and PK is winning the premier league right now. What I'm trying to say is he's an alcoholic. I love the reverence that Erica holds for PK because PK is like an old decrepit white man with money. So Erica's like, oh yeah, no one wants to be like Mauricio. PK, that's the man to be. it's like it's like santa domingo that's where you want to be so rachel is like pk sucks and you like don't want to be a you don't just don't want to be a narcissist and like honestly if it didn't happen now it would have happened in like five years sorry sorry i die don't be sorry i'm loving all of this so coil what's it like you seeing pictures of mauricio being so happy with anyone that's not you and she's like well first it was shocking but like I mean now I've seen a few pictures I mean we're pretty famous too right Rachel right yeah I'm sure Rachel's even like heard of us right Rachel yeah I'm just like I'm not telling people like stop trying to set me up with other famous people right like it's like so crazy how many people do I try to set me up with famous people right are you single Kyle um I'm single but I'm like not dating cause like just like I just haven't been leaving my house but like guess what like I've been like really happy i finally figured out how to open up the second french door so it's like really truly when people say like when life when life closes the door like it opens a window sometimes when life closes the door you can actually open the door and i figured that out the real way there is still a chair like stuck in that doorway but one day i'm gonna get it through the door i just know it it's very just like yeah that's gonna like change my friend because like three nights a week you have to go out like you have to like it's like so much easier to stay in your pjs in the house.

39:45But like once you go out you're going to feel like so full. Oh yeah, because we're going to be like going to have dinner? No, like emotionally full. I don't need dinner. You don't need dinner. No, you're just going to be full. You're going to go out to parties and like podcasters are going to come up to you and be like you're a gay icon. And you'll just feel so full. So full. And Dorit's like, hoot girls sue me! And Kyle's like, I don't even know what hot girl summer means. My hot girl summer isn't with these chicks. It's with a... It's in a bed with a man. Sorry about that, everyone. It was like a game show trying to figure out that last sentence.

40:23I typed that a little. You can tell I was glad by the end of these notes. That was so interesting. Ronnie wrote the notes. Ronnie wrote the notes today. And there was just like a typo that I just could not get through. The CC ticks it sin abesida wa aman. So there you go. That's what he was given. It's in bed with a man. So we'll see. It was a pretty, you know, slow episode of the show. Yeah. It's like when, when I started to see them, when they were talking and then they started putting up the names, like, you know, like the end credits over their conversation. I was like, wait, we're not ending with any sort of cliffhanger or incident or conflict.

41:10We're just having them talk about a hot girl summer. I was like, okay, but maybe it's just like establishing it's like this is what's happened here's rachel zoe here we go we're just moving forward yeah and honestly it doesn't really look like anything starts to happen until this amanda francis comes on and so i don't know when that's going to be i would guess not till episode six or so but you know i like i said earlier i did enjoy watching it still you know after i thought well that was kind of boring but i did enjoy it while it was on so I'll just roll with it. They don't always have to be fighting.

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