#3105 RHOP S10E10: The Grass is Always Greener

0:02Watch what crappens Watch what crappens Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappens Watch what crappens Watch what crappens Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappens Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappens! I'm Ronnie, and that's Ben over there. Hello. Ben. Hello, hello. How are you? How's it going over there? It's going great, thanks. It's Monday morning. Ready to dive into the week. How's it going with you? Good. Everything's just great over here, y 'all. Run up to the holidays. We're going to be on Amazon Live today to talk about a little holiday shopping, etc.

0:47And that's at 4 p.m. Pacific time. You can find a link in our bio on Instagram. Okay. Also, that's it. We're recording a movie this week for Christmas with the reality gaze. We're super excited. That's My Secret Santa on Netflix. Looks amazing. looks like a really quality high quality film and that's it what's been going on your life how's your post birthday glow post birthday glow is fantastic had a little birthday party this weekend which was nice thank you to my friends who showed up apologies to people who i may have forgotten to invite um and a little cookie party i went to my friend's cookie party it was just a really fun great weekend you know i'm good i took a gander at uh reality hot seat on peacock which was an experience unto itself so tell me about it well um you know we love everyone who's involved we have friends who are on the show and we loved we love when our friends get opportunities and this was a quite the interesting experiment um uh what would happen if bravo people and rob mariano just got watch watch football as it happens and i have to say i think as experiments go it's one we'll always remember so i didn't it didn't hit very well huh so what they do it was like sit around and watch the game and talk about the game or talk about other stuff or what well so i tuned in uh in the beginning like i turned tuned in like 20 or 25 minutes into the game and bronwyn was on there and she was giving like fashion updates she was like analyzing some of the guys fashion as they walk into the stadium and bronwyn was actually very good like she's definitely is very comfortable in that like um uh talking head kind of space talking about fashion and then like I don't know who was it was like a lot of over talking and you know I'm one to I'm one to talk I'm one to over talk I should say so you know sometimes these first episodes people have to get their sea legs and their chemistry but it was pretty chaotic Rob was just like his eyes he was trying to watch the game instead of actually being on camera so he's just like staring down at a TV on the floor the entire time and he's like well they got the ball they got the ball and now they're going to run with it it was just

3:24it was sounds great it was not a triumph perhaps but uh but the vibe was fun the nice energy nice energy that little in-studio audience it was brightly lit they were having fun it was brightly lit yes man i love that that is totally someone who comes to see your community theater show and has nothing to say at the end. There were so many lights. I mean, the lighting was just so bright. It's like in Bullets Over Broadway where Diane Weiss, when she's read the playwright's script in that movie, and he's like, so what did you think? She's like, oh, well, I didn't really care for the story or the characters, but the binder, oh, wonderful choice.

4:08but then um so it was weird because like the game was happening but you weren't actually watching the game you're watching like bronwyn talk about fashion i was like but aren't you supposed to be like what aren't we supposed to be able to see the game at the same time then i went to a cookie party and i came back for the final like five minutes of the game and they were actually now watching the game it was a split screen and it was just chaotic it reminded me of the time when you you and i and matt woodfield auditioned for the people's couch and we're like because that's that's literally what they were doing and heather gay i don't think heather gay was listening to anyone she just kept on talking over every single person and she kept on um she was people would like set her up for jokes and she was like not she was not yes anding she was just in her own world and it was just like oh no well glad i missed it um i watched a show called obituary on hulu that was really good oh i love a feel good comedy it's so good it's like a female dexter this girl who works the obituary section he starts killing people that was really good and i watched a lot of the secret lives of mormon wives um and it just keeps going i mean i feel like i've been watching it for a long time i mean i can't binge it because it's just too much numbness in my brain at one time i mean they're just over and over you know they're like well I don't like her because I really don't appreciate what she did to me that time, but I'm going to see her today at the water jug event.

5:42Oh, no, they're like, oh, my God, I have to see her today at the hydro jug event. And it's like a big deal. So like, oh, my God, we cannot fight at the hydro jug event. And then the other girl's like, oh, my God, they're going to fight at the hydro jug event. And then they do fight at the hydro jug event. And I'm like, wow, hydro jug. Really? I mean, I sit here and drink a hydro jug every day. Where's my damn million? Here it is right here. Why am I not invited to fight with people every day? I drink out of this thing every single day, hydro jug. Okay, you need me to tell Ben off while I do it to get some money from you people?

6:11I'm so far behind on my secret lives of Mormon wives. And so now I'm like, I'm in one of those holes where you fall so far behind that then the idea of like actually catching up is so intimidating that you just don't do it. And then you fall farther behind. So I'm in one of those downward spirals. I just have to fix it, especially because there's so much controversy. and everyone has a lot of anger about this reunion that aired over the weekend. So, you know, I feel like I want to weigh in. But guess what? We're not even here to talk about any of this stuff. We're here to talk about Real Housewives of Potomac, believe it or not, which we are recapping today, right now.

6:45Right now. Real Housewives of Potomac, season 10, episode 10, 10, 10. And it's called Blunt Truths. Thank you. Oh, I get that. Yeah, see? so Giselle is car shopping for a G-Wagon and she only wants an electric G-Wagon to help the earth or something she wants to help all the mountains of ice that are melting somewhere that may or may not have a protective shell over the environment she doesn't really know she just wants a big ass electric car yeah she definitely wants one and she's trying to be a better global citizen, I guess. And she announces to Aaron, car salesman, that her girlfriend's coming because she wants someone's opinion, which is hilarious.

7:37It's a G-Wagon. I mean, it's like you either want one or you don't, right? What else is there to say? Everyone knows what a G-Wagon is. Or is that called a G-Wagon? A G-Wagon. No housewife is going to come on and be like, don't get a G-Wagon. Get a Hyundai, you know? Or a Hyundai.

7:57like you know what don't get the wagon don't get the wagon here's what you do get a get an entry-level mazda okay yeah so um the person she chooses is her trusty friend a very long time very close friend to her only person she could trust to talk about g wagons with wendy who she's like for i think five minutes so wendy comes and wendy's like oh my god my g wagon was stolen. They're like, no, it wasn't. You don't have a G wagon. Never mind. Right out of my gouache. So, Wendy is, she joins, and she says she wants an electric car, and Giselle's like, oh, thinking about the G wagon? Nah. And she goes, I am, but I don't want to pull a Stacy, you know, because I want to tell you in advance.

8:45This is not going to be another Happy Eddie situation. So, they're like laughing because, you know, Stacy is the copycat, allegedly of the entire group yeah i love that they're making it sound like wendy and eddie went out into a farm and you know dug up and dug stuff up and put little seeds in and grew with their lights and all the they are also an imprint brand everybody with another but also like who cares it's like another housewife coming out with moisturizer you know everyone honestly any housewife at this point is kind of a copycat of bethany frankel because everyone's essentially trying to achieve the same thing.

9:23Everyone is trying to use housewives to launch some sort of brand and hope they hit it big. So anything can really be accused of being housewife. I don't think it's crazy that, that Stacy came up with a cannabis brand as well. I mean, it is hilarious that she named it Shio and that means joy and Nigerian and you have happy Eddie and you have like joy. If anything, I actually would wager to say that Stacy's branding is I think better than happy eddies happy eddies looks like it's marketed towards you know college kids maybe i mean maybe that's the better maybe that's the better branding yeah stacy's actually looks like uh looks like actually a sophisticated weed product well i mean yeah but this is weed you know what i mean like i don't stacy's looks like oh take a bath you know what i mean read a book take a bath hey guys remember mary higgins clark what a murder author read her while you're in the bathtub which you're yeah 100 weed you know i want like happy eddie i want like this probably tastes like bubble gum and pop rocks in your life but the thing is but like every but every weed purveyor has that kind of vibe so like stacy's actually attempting to reach a different audience happy eddies i don't know happy eddie i hate first of all i hate the name happy eddie and i hate the bring eddie out merch that they're doing i just i think that they feel like these eddie moments are more iconic than they are and they just aren't they like not even close to being iconic or memorable but like to them they're like oh my god this is the most hilarious thing let's copyright it i totally support wendy and eddie having a business i just don't love their branding happy eddie okay just call me donnie deutsch so giselle's like um what do you call those things with the ice the mountains with ice glaciers.

11:12Ha ha ha ha ha. So Wendy comes and they're talking about G-Wagons and stuff. And Wendy says that she does want a G-Wagon, but she won't get Giselle's color. So now they talk shit about Stacey. And Wendy's like, you know, sometimes people don't know how to tell you that they like what you're doing. So instead, maybe they mimic what you're doing. You know? So I still like her, though. I still like her. So Giselle's like, why doesn't that make you crazy? she's like well she's a nice girl but why are you guys always on her ass you know what the hell she's sweet and she's like well it's valid ah stacy's making beds that she's lying in yeah uh and gazelle's like stacy's a big fat liar uh everybody has issues with this woman and things that she has said and i don't understand women that move like that because you're sneaky you're sneaky you know i decided i'm going to take a step back and allow her to live I don't have any energy for her.

12:08I just don't understand why Giselle is so bothered by Stacey. It's so over the top. So Giselle is upset because she doesn't believe that Stacey is being honest about her divorce. When Giselle has spent literally 10 years on the show being very questionable about her relationships. With Sherman. Like getting back. Not getting back together with what's his face? Her ex. What he himself said was just for the show and all fake. Yeah, Jason, Cameron, everything is sort of like, what's the real truth going on here, Giselle? And now Stacey is having this moment and Giselle's literally like nailing her to a cross.

12:48And then on top of that, you have this, what Giselle's really sinking her teeth into is this idea that Stacey violated Girl Code by talking to Chris Samuels. You don't even like Monique. You didn't even care about Monique until like not even at this scene yet. That's you still haven't even had your lunch with her. And suddenly you're going to take up for Monique with girl code just so you could like go after Stacey. No, I don't. I don't think so. And have you seen all this stuff coming out about cookie, by the way? It's crazy. Cookies apparently a nutcase. She said that she had sex with Chris or something, right?

13:24Cookies and not case. I love it. Well, I think, yeah, I think we come to that later. But, yeah, she's saying that she I don't know. apparently she's just really messy and she has all these fake accounts and she was going after love and marriage one of those i guess dc was there one in dc a love and marriage dc where she was coming again coming for all the people with all these fake accounts and cookies a little cray cray um so yes yeah good i'm about to say the side characters in potomac are kind of hilarious you got cookie you got tally ho guy got all these sort of like She went to jail for fraud or something like that, Cookie.

14:00She's got a lot going on. Cookie's got a lot going on. In other words, friend of. Please give us a friend of. In other words, give her a flute. Yes. So they're talking about Stacy, and then they go test drive the car, and Giselle doesn't seem to know how to do it. I don't know. Was Giselle the one with the Mini Cooper? Who drove the Mini Cooper? Was that her husband? Or was that only on Married to Medicine? the little psychiatrist used to remember when he drove the mini cooper and it made you crazy greg quad's husband probably i just remember katie cazorla used to have like one of those little smart cars and i remember she pulled up once when we were when we were doing housewife hoedown and we were at that studio years ago and i just remember katie pulling up this tiny little like box of a car a thimble she was basically driving a thimble with wheels and she was waving out her window and i was like that's a small car so uh she doesn't know where the d for drive is and uh he's like we call that d plus now so sorry sorry for anybody looking for a drive this is a mercedes all right we've improved the drive okay d plus wow is that someone has a better grade than what every other car has which is every other car gets a d um somebody's like whereas Giselle do you know how to drive and she's like I own the road I own the road and then she just goes speeding around some you know suburban Potomac street is that the Mercedes slogan we own the road I own the road is it I don't know I think it's like I own the night we own the road I'm gonna look into that we own the road slogan we own the road I feel like I've heard I would look it up, but my keyboard has died.

15:49It's not recognized. It's not recognized as a slogan. What the hell? I thought it was. We own the road? Yeah. Seems like a great slogan. We own the road. You know what would be great for? Like Bette Midler. I cleaned up this road. I own the road. Maybe it's me every time tax season comes along. I'm like, I own this road. I paid for it with my taxes. Why is there a pothole in this road? That's actually probably right. It's probably tax. It's probably insolent taxpayers. I own this road. You can't give me a ticket. I pay your salary, sir.

16:26So now Giselle's like, in the words of Karen, I need to punch it. And so then we see a flashback in 2021 of Karen and Mia driving around when they got those Lamborghinis or whatever, Ferraris or whatever, to drive around. And Karen being like, with all this power, I feel like I'm getting moist.

16:49So Wendy's like, aw, how's Cowan doing? Giselle says, you know, I don't know. I mean, don't you feel like she needs to be out like free Karen? And they're like, yeah. Neither of them have, either of them made any attempts to visit. Poor Karen. Or where is Karen actually? Maybe it's not feasible. Maybe she's not in the States. Stick a file in a cake or don't call me your friend. That's what I say. I feel like, you know, I'm seeing Monique and it's like, the gang's all back together. We need the rest of the gang. That's why Karen should be out of jail. So that way they can have a complete cast. Yeah, Giselle is sick of torturing newbies.

17:28She's like, God, I'm misabusing Karen. So now they talk about... What's that? I said poor Robin left out. The gang's back together. And it's like, I forgot about Robin. Robin's such a baby, man. I mean, look, everybody else on this show, on these shows, they get fired. And that's when you start your campaign to get back on the show. You know, you're like, look how much better I'm doing. Look how I'm going to, you know, lunch with somebody from the cast from a long time ago. I mean, even Teresa's out there working door to door. She became friends with the Gorgas again. I just saw that she made up with Kathy Wakili.

18:01So I saw that. That's something. She's going to go Christmas at Melissa's. Yeah, that means they're going to try and reboot the whole family aspect of that show. You know, if you're reading Sign. so if theresa can do it you all can do it that's the most pig-headed lady i've ever seen so come on robin get off your couch and make an effort yeah also like let's be honest robin the reason why you i think i believe the reason why robin ultimately got fired is because she put um information on patreon before she put it on the she withheld it from the show and put it on her patreon and i think after that i think like unless she had like an amazing season she was gonna be out of there and she did not have an amazing season and then she's like mad at at like nbcu for dropping her it's like you you made yourself a like a fan unfavorite and you withheld information and like and then you're gonna be mad that you lost your job because of it no yeah like you should have come to your you should have come to your reasonably shady party yeah if you want your job back you need to come out here and throw one under the bus i love for the public for the public's consumption okay get with it also because also honestly not for nothing she was actually pretty good on the traders she had like a nice turn on the traders and like she was building back her image and um because i remember when she was on the cast on the traders we all were like robin on the traders and then she was on there and she was good and so can i be honest i forgot she was on the traders and when she was you were saying she was at bravo con because of traders i was like oh robin's gonna be on traders that's cool good for her oh well you know she was on there she didn't last that long because she was outspoken but she was actually like she was likable she she commanded a lot of attention um and it reminded me that there actually was like for a good stretch of time on potomac i was a big robin fan i i actually used to love robin and giselle together and i used to really love Robin.

20:02I felt like she was like really cool and chill, but she kind of, you know, she got hardened. She got hardened and I think just like shit with Juan, it's just sort of you know, it's kind of like ruined her a little bit. Oh gosh, poor thing. God bless her. So flashback to 2020 reunion because they're talking about Monique and Wendy's like, oh, last time I thought she had to bind the baby. And so we see the binder when Monique was questioning Giselle and I love that binder. I still love the binder. It's so funny. It's like one of those old picture books. You know, with the granny wallpaper cover and everything.

20:40And she's like, well, this is my little receipt book. Everyone has a tab. And Giselle's saying, well, Jamal and I have been through a lot. And they're going, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you got back together, but he told his girlfriend that it was just reality TV and it wasn't even true. John, John, John. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappens commercial. so back to the present Monique is uh I mean Giselle says that she's feeling good about seeing her and um and and she's like I guess Wendy's saying that she's feeling good about seeing her that everything was light and everything and Giselle's wondering where everything went wrong yeah she's like if this is the same woman from five years ago I do not want to see her as you were getting kicked out of her house for talking shit about her in her house God, there's so many good Monique scenes of Monique telling off Giselle.

21:34I hope this piece that Monique is coming with lasts for about two weeks because I need to see her come for Giselle. Giselle needs somebody to come for her. She's just got free reign over there. She's coming for everybody all the time. And I need somebody to make Giselle answer. For what? I don't know. Her wallpaper. Really, anything. The color of her living room. Angel tried. Angel tried. Wow. I need a better fighter. You called me a catfish. You'll get to know me. So now we go to a brewery, and Stacey is there with her friend AJ. I love AJ. He's so funny. And they're sitting outside with beers, and Stacey's like, I am so happy that you're here, AJ.

22:14He's like, well, you know, I was not going to let this event happen without me being here. She's like, oh, yes. Tomorrow is so major. I can't believe that I'm finally launching my brand, a brand for Arabella. And making history, right, on Juneteenth. And she's like, look at God. Would you just look at God? Look at him. Won't he do it? I don't think, I mean, like, yes, like God controls everything. But like, I don't think that this is like a big religious moment that you decided to have your brand launch on Juneteenth. It's not like it was like suddenly divine powers converged and we were able to do it.

22:52It's like you just scheduled it on that date. It's fine. It's good. It's great. It's a great day to do it. But she's like, oh, my God. god so stacy's like well i like that the president just took away juneteenth and then stacy took it back she's like no if juneteenth isn't juneteenth it's not trump's birthday okay it is going to be the launch of shio so good mind so stacy for president yeah truly so we see um uh stacy flashbacks to stacy talking to a photographer about um you know how shio came to be and she's It's like, Shia was going to be birthed into the world, photographer. I am the first black woman in the state of Virginia to have her own cannabis business.

23:33And I said it to the girls in the group. And nobody even seemed to have the same feelings that I have, which is, I think it's like something that should be celebrated. I mean, where I am in the group, it's just, it's been a lot. Yeah, so she sent a group text inviting everybody to the launch. But she doesn't know. She knows that everybody just loves to hate her. And so we see the text. and it's like, good morning. Texting, isn't this amazing? Anybody remember the Morse code? Won't he do it? Although we are not in the best place right now, as I launched my business on Thursday, making history as the first black woman to not only sell a bejeweled camel on QVC, but entrepreneur in the cannabis industry in Virginia, I want you to know that you are welcome.

24:20It will be a Juneteenth celebration and perhaps an opportunity for us all to move forward and um we see a flashback to two weeks ago and stacy's facetiming giselle about it and she's like i'm working giselle and she goes qvc she's like no giselle for my cannabis line that's coming out and then we see her at that pride event and Giselle's like, what's the name of this company? Shio. Yeah, we named it the Nigerian name. This is so funny. Are you Nigerian? Another instance of her not being genuine. You know what I mean? I'm going to go back to this kangaroo sandwich I'm eating. I know. So Stacey's like, I'm always the one who's being accused of something.

25:13The latest thing is that Ashley and Kay are telling Monique, that I used to date Monique's ex-husband and I'm relaying messages. And AJ's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So they said that you did this? Yes, they say I'm calling him and trashing Monique. And Ashley would know this how? Because Kay told her that somebody else said, and he's like, oh my God, oh my God, all your old asses need to stop it. Okay, this is dumb. Wait, I'm going to do you one better. Tia, Miss Prim and Proper, she tried to read me in the British way oh you're an effing liar in the British way oh he's like well don't you let somebody come across the pond and read your ass now and you from the D maybe you should speak up for your damn self put your foot down check him I seen you do it I've seen you do it you know what I am non-confrontational it's just not my nature as you will see in the rest of this episode but i'm not stupid there will come a point where enough is enough let them have it let them have it in an empty weed shop she's like okay i'm in sounds like a great plan so now we go to tia who is um she's at the real estate office and she's just like chatting with this guy rob and just having a like a like a wisp of a of a professional scene where she's Like, ooh, business, business, real estate, mortgage, rates, ooh.

26:40Having that business acumen, I've learned that quite late I've got handed everything growing up. My husband had shitloads of money, like I went to school with Sting's daughter. And boy George lived next door. Lots of knocking from the radiator in those days. Well, lifestyle was rich and famous with our life. And then the 80s went away and so did a lot of the money. Yes, unfortunately, Stingat does no longer text my phone calls, but that's okay. We still will always have our treasured childhood memories of going to school together. That 80s comedown really was a bitch. That happened in my family, too.

27:20My dad, we thought we were rich growing up, like rich rich, and we were not rich. It was all a lie. And then all the crash happened, and then we found out we were poor. That sucks. I'm still mad. I want to be rich. I want to be like a rich kid. that's fair to be mad about that. You know, what the hell eighties stupid. It is. It is a little bit sick comedy though. You have to admit like you, you have to enjoy the fact that there's a, there's a sitcom premise in there. I mean, it's literally Schitt's Creek, right? It was. Yeah. My mom actually went from being a country club lady to opening a snack bar in the country club.

27:58And so she had to work for all the country club ladies. And I was so proud of her. I mean, I still am. Cause that's like crazy. That's like a crazy thing to put yourself through. And she did it. And it was like a sitcom. Like all the ladies who were their friends being like, oh, Rhonda, look at you making hamburgers.

28:20I guess you're going to miss your tennis lesson today. Poor thing. I'm getting a hamburger to support Rhonda. It really is very much a sitcom. I mean, there was that episode of The Simpsons where Marge Simpson got like a Chanel little suit. And then she like got into a country club. And then she was like, but she only had that one Chanel suit. So she had to keep on like tearing it apart to make it look like a different Chanel suit. And then she eventually destroyed her own Chanel suit and couldn't do it anymore. Actually kind of a brilliant episode. She had the Leanne lock-in. She had the Linfinity.

28:57Linfinity by Chanel collab. This would become 10 different dresses. You take off the skirt and wear it on your head. Infinity. Infinity. So Tia then tells us, my dad didn't come from a lot of money. I don't think he made a lot of wise investments. So there was a lot of having but not knowing how to sustain. And I'm actually very thankful because that's an incredible lesson, which is never trust your father. He's an idiot, sir. Spend it while you've got it. So she thinks she needs to call Stacy. because I'm a little bit apprehensive about that invitation. We kind of started to form a friendship, and then boom, it was gone.

29:39Just like with the 80s, our friendship was gone. Unsustainable, eh, Dad? So we see a flashback of a lunch where in the beginning everything was warm and lovely, but then we have the pool, the dreaded pool moment, which it's funny, you know, I love Tia. I love Tia, but I actually do think that Tia's, like, she's on the wrong side for me right now and i hate when my favorite characters are on the wrong side of what i like but i think she is and in fact it'd be when that scene happened with timo and he said he was traveling and then stacy said that oh timo just got back in town i was like oh i love stacy but you keep online this is not good but now thinking about it and then seeing it again on this episode i'm like you know what there's really it's really not the worst thing in the world like he doesn't want to go to dinner so he's like yeah i'm traveling and then they're like they press about it and then she like stacy messed up stacy messed up the excuse like that was her bad like excuse juggling she messed it up this is not the end of the world and they're they're using this as evidence that she is like the biggest liar in the world and it's like it's a lie yes but like there's there's just different tiers of lying and other people on those cats have lied about way bigger and way worse what do you think ronnie i'm just laughing because you're the funniest stacy defender you're like no matter what but i do agree with you i mean i think that this whole this this particular thing of the husband we see her call and she says so aren't you coming to this thing and she says oh well i'm not doesn't she say like i'm not he's not comfortable around the group yet she said she said the truth first like he's not ready to be around the group yet and then tia was like but you said he was traveling and she goes oh well he was traveling you just got back in tonight so like it just shows that her first instinct is to just tell a white lie even though we know that she was telling that lie because her husband doesn't want to film with everybody right so right and i guess he's thinking she can't say that even though she did just say it i don't know but she's a little white liar you know she does she does tell a lot of like kind of innocent lives but i can see how it would get on everybody's nerves i think it's just kind of it's kind of like the thing that we're going through on salt lake city where do i think meredith was drunk on a plane telling somebody off sure do i care no because i feel like they're all hypocrites and they all do this shit all the time exactly so i'm like why are you jumping on one person you know i don't love i don't love someone who is doing a lot for little white lies all the time i don't love that at all and so i get the frustration with that and i'm not saying like oh whatever she just did a little lie it's more like the fact that it gets escalated to like a loud fight it's like it doesn't really like merit that degree you know especially from ashley and giselle who are known to be liars on this show i mean yeah come on i mean i get it it's like it's rude it's rude and like you invite someone to dinner and you're trying to make inroads i get it and it's frustrating i've definitely dealt with people who i i have i I have a friend who I adore, but almost anytime I try to make plans with her, she's, it's always like, oh, I'm just actually under the weather.

32:52There's some people who just, they will always give that. And you know, they're lying. You know, they're lying. They just want to stay in. And at first I used to take it really personally. And then you just, then you just sort of say, you know what? They just, you're not, extend the invitation with no expectation that they'll ever hang out. And that's just what it is because they, it's just, it's not what they can do. Yeah, meet people where they're at, at Lytown, you know? Lytown. Let's go to Lytown. So Tia does call her, and she's like, Oh, thank you so much for inviting me with that lovely invitation.

33:26I would like to come and support. And I figured we could probably talk, because the way things happened at Giselle's event was not the way I would like them to happen. This is not the way. And so Stacey's like, Well, you know, yeah, your response to me was very surprising, and I'm confused as to, I just, I don't know what's going on with us. Oh, well, I'm disappointed about Stacy's lying, but she seems like she really wants to make amends. And I'm like, okay, what would Jesus do? Would he just spend all the money? Oh, wait, no, but also what would he do in this situation too? Because I'm open.

34:01I haven't completely written you off yet. Yeah, so they decide they're going to sit down and they're going to figure this out. So now we go with, we go on a date with Ashley and Beavis, which is super awkward. I still can't believe they're dating. Poor guy. It's not really his fault. But how does his hair get crazier every episode? Is he trying to fix it and it gets worse? Is it a wig? What's happening? I couldn't even tell today. I was confused because on the last episode, Ashley decided that she was going to drop this guy. And then they're going to like an arcade. And I was like, so is she not going to drop him?

34:37But actually it's a little bit of both. So they get there. They sit in like a, it's like they're at like a Dave and Buster's. And there's like a guy in like a brightly sequined shirt being like, welcome, here's your seats. And so they sit down and they're like doing this driving thing. And she's like, oh, it's bucket seats. And they are having a very fun time. And Ashley tells us that there's something like a little different between the dates with that Josh and I go on versus like maybe some of my older suitors. I'm like, yeah, sorry you're not going to a sample sale at Tommy Bahama with Ralphs.

35:11It's just so weird to be with a guy who doesn't fart without knowing it. You know, I said Tommy Bahama with Ralphs instead of Tommy Bahamas with Ralph. Isn't that weird? I pluralized the wrong word. Well, there is a grocery store called Ralph, so I can see what you're saying. So we see a clip from a date where they were playing beer pong. And she's like, wow, one of the guys I dated rented out a whole restaurant. One guy took me on a private jet to Vegas. And, you know, that's just like the caliber that I've been used to. Okay, so you just want a rich guy. Well, stop torturing the poor guys, you know.

35:50Don't waste all of his years when you're just looking for an old rich guy. And also, look how that worked out. I mean, it was Gollum. Is it worth it? Exactly. I mean, also, you've been dating this guy for a year. At what point after the first date did you ever think that this guy was going to rent out a whole restaurant for you or whisk you away to Vegas? I mean, come on now. I just think she's not like very wise when it comes to seeing red flags with these guys. Well, I think she was dating him because her stuff from Michael wasn't finished yet. So he's like a placeholder because she knows she's not going to try and get him to marry her or do any of that stuff.

36:23And she always has an excuse with him. Like, I can't get any further because I'm still getting divorced. And now that that's kind of done, she's like, okay, I've tried young peen. You know what? I'd rather old peen with money. Bye. Yeah. So then we see, she said even Michael would like do very swanky dates. And we see a picture of her and Michael with a dolphin. The dolphin's like, whoa, big forehead. So then the dolphin's like, okay, guys, I said a threesome for one night. Okay. This is not my lifestyle. just please leave me alone dolphin's like that strange man is uh touching my ass the dolphin's writing a blog he's like um there was a man i got a picture of him he's in his underwear in my ocean they're like oh my god so um they go get some refreshments after their race and uh she's like wow that simulation was like so real wow so um anyway i'm dumping you because like we're we've been together a year and to me one year it's like that's like a time of reflection didn't you dump him for half a year to go fuck old people on love hotel yeah seriously and she said she's talking about how when she first met josh like her divorce was wasn't finalized and it's just he was what i needed aka dick right and but now she is like now that she's divorced she can now officially look for you know a rich guy so it's time to drop josh so yeah she dumps him and she's like you know what i fear will happen is that well you know you're young and you don't have kids yet you've never been married so eventually you're gonna want those things and i don't want more children but like if i were to have children you know it would have to be like now and i just don't see you in a place that you're able to do that in a year or two okay so So I'm breaking up with you.

38:20But it's like, why do you say that? And she's like, well, you know, it takes more than a relation, then there's this. I mean, like, you know, like there's financial elements that everybody needs to be aligned on. She's like, I've got like$75 in my bank account. I don't see what the problem is. Yeah. It's like, I don't think you fully understand where I'm at. You don't even understand my finances. You don't even know them. You don't even know what I do for a job. And that's a trick question because I don't even have a job. um yeah but like let's just like keep it like a buck because there's like certain things like certain markers you know like babe we've never even taken a trip together he's like what about the mall hello he's like we just went racing through paris together on that machine that was not cheap you think dave and busters is cheap it's expensive as hell okay and um i like when She said, we've never taken a trip together.

39:14And he's like, so I didn't ask you to come to Pittsburgh to see my parents.

39:22Yeah, I mean, yeah, we could do better than Pittsburgh. She's like, I'm saying like internationally, like we've been dating for a year. He's like, oh, well, I mean, are you open to Toronto? So he's like, well, I don't need a trip to solidify our relationship. She's like, no, no, no. No, but we just need a trip to have fun, you know? He's like, okay, then let's take a trip this weekend. Okay, like, I don't know. This may be crazy. Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Beautiful this time of year. There is a native casino five miles from here with your name written right on the nickel machines. All right. It's called Delmarva Peninsula.

40:02Delmarva Peninsula, everyone. Have you ever been on a boat on a river with a slot machine inside of it? Oh, yeah. What about the Poconos? Yeah. So this is kind of harsh because she's basically like, you're poor and I'm leaving you. And he's like, oh, you don't know that I'm poor. She's like, yeah, I do. He's like, no, you don't. She's like, yeah, yeah, I do. You're you're not you don't have enough money and you've got way too much hair on your head. OK, call me when your nipples start talking to your belly button. and he's like I thought we were on a date but actually you just brought me on TV that way America could see that you've just dumped me so okay great thank you so much and by the way I'm paying for these machos okay yeah I support her dumping him by the way but like it also was kind of funny because he definitely thought he was on like shooting a nice scene where he was on a date and he actually dumped so he's like Can I at least walk you out?

41:03She's like, I'd like that. So they walk out. And I guess that's the end of Josh. Commercials. Here comes one right now.

41:15So now we go to lunch with Gisella. Gisella and Monique. And we hear clips of them fighting in the past. And Monique's like, bottom behind trick. Shut the fuck up. I'm like a ninja waiting for the right moment to blow your face off. Pastor, holy whore. So Monique says, back in the day, I just think Giselle was a hater and she was miserable and she just wanted to pick on people. And I don't really know what things are going to turn out like, but I've showed so much grace to Giselle on so many different times. There's only so much that I can take. And if you show me your ass, I'm going to kick it.

41:52And then she just laughs. I mean, maybe that's not the right analogy to make. right now um so monique comes and um they're you know making small talk you look good die you look good die you look good die well i don't know what's gonna happen at least i could look you die so they talk about um how they have a lot to discuss and just i was like do i begin with drag me monique i mean maybe start with your own problems like why are you taking it back to a Candice fight from 2018. I know. And we see a flashback to Monique saying, I will still drag you pregnant and all. And Candice goes, drag me, Monique.

42:31So I totally forgot about drag me, Monique. So Monique is like, no, no, no. My dragging days are over. That's behind me. I've been delivered. Uh-huh. Yeah. Well, it's also like you realize you're back on Bravo, right? Like the drag will have to resume. So she said, wow, so much has happened over the past five years. I mean, I had to really sit back and be like, why was I mad at Giselle again? And then I remembered instantly a flood of memories came back. I thought, wow, there are actually so many reasons to be mad at her. So funny. I couldn't remember why I was mad at you. I just have had nightmares every single night since you came back into my life where this giant neck is trying to swallow me whole.

43:09It's like, okay, yeah, okay, yeah. That's enough. She was like, but, you know, I've healed and I like to do self-reflection. you know because I was just so busy being the victim and I was mad at everybody else then when I started going through divorce which you can relate to you know remember you got dumped and it was like you start peeling back all these layers and seeing what you've contributed to certain situations right Giselle it's like nope I contributed nothing to my divorce nice story though yeah I've been talking to my mom and talking to my dad and confronting things that happened to me over the years and finally making peace with them.

43:46And this was just like the one area that I hadn't made peace with. So when Ashley invited me to come around, I was like, you know what? This would be a good opportunity to continue my healing journey. But by the way, it doesn't mean you're off the hook. She's like, yeah, I'm not falling. I'm not just falling on a sword. Here's a sword for you too. Yeah. And so she's like, so what did you come up with after you reflected? She's like, well, you know, you have a tendency, Giselle, to be in people's relationships. And I think that's where it went off the rails with the whole like trainer situation.

44:18You know, remember the big boy comment and we see a flashback to 2019 where Giselle's like, the word on the street is Monique and her trainer were a wee bit too close for comfort. Da. And big boy found out. Da. So Monique's like, yeah, that was messy. And she goes, it was just like a little like, you know, I went into protective mode. Totally. Yeah. And I was always doing the protecting of the image and all that stuff. So it just became, you know, like, okay, she wants to attack my situation. So I'm going to attack hers. And then we see that. And she says, I just felt so bad when I saw your daughter after I called out her father for being Pastor Holy Whore.

44:55And she's just gorgeous. You never would have thought that she was the daughter of such a huge manslaughter, right? And then I was just like, I felt so bad. I didn't realize how my actions really impacted her. So Giselle, you know, Giselle, who's huge on taking accountability, goes, well, for me, our relationship, I felt at the time, you know, the real live hate was coming from your side more than me ever to you. No, ma 'am. How would you even make up with this person? Who says that? You came for her from the first second she came on the screen. The first second she didn't even do anything to you.

45:31You came after her for using her husband and how crazy she was with her money and how ridiculous and braggadocious she was and all this other crap. You never, ever let up on Monique, ever, until you tried to use her against Candice. And that was maybe five minutes. And it ended up working very well, as I recall. And Monique's like, well, I won't say that you're all the way innocent. And she goes, no, no, no, I have my part for sure. My very, very small part, tiny part, almost not even there. So some would even say I don't have any part in this whatsoever. But I know I have felt sorry. So I just, I want you to know that, that I occasionally will feel sorry.

46:12Yeah. So then we see the, the, we see the barn incident. You going to drag me? You want me to? Do you want me to drag you? Drag me, drag me, Monique. And then she drags her. And so she's like, well, I didn't want that to happen. But, you know, you get a mountain of shit that's been piling and it just takes one person to top it off. And I just erupted. And so she goes through a whole thing, which, I mean, we've all known she's going to have to go through this, right? Where you come on and you just basically, what is it, prostrate yourself? And she's just like, it was just, you know, I was triggered.

46:48And that's not an excuse, but it is a very popular word in our time to excuse everything. And the way I reacted was terrible, but I was triggered. So that's what triggered my whole spiritual journey. So, you know, there was bad triggering, but then there was good triggering because now I'm triggered to sell more essential oils for people's peace or whatever. Not for triggered moms. So Giselle says, I still, you know, one of the things I don't like about money, I'm sorry to interrupt, but one of the things that's always bugged me is that business name, not for lazy moms. Who wants something called not for lazy moms?

47:21I want something called for lazy moms. Yeah. Yeah. You're lazy. This will make your life easier. You know, I don't want it to be like, oh, you're perfect. And here's something for you. Who wants that? I think she should rebrand. I fully believe that not for lazy moms was a play. If you, if you do an acronym with it, it becomes NFL moms. So I think it's like, that's her like clever, like inside, like elder wag reference. You got to get to know me. Sorry, guys. I never realized that that was NFL moms. NFL. What a dummy. Yep. NFL. Not for lazy moms. I think she was like, I want to call it like it's something that's branded for my fellow NFL moms.

48:06But I can't say NFL. So I'll call it not for lazy moms. Ah, got it. Okay. So Giselle's like, you know, I just couldn't figure out like who was the person in your ear that was making you be crazy. so in my mind I just blamed it on your husband you were making her crazy you were the one you were the one trying to start that found that fight between Candice and Monique for the whole season and it finally worked I remember when that fight happened I was more disappointed that Monique fell for it than the actual fight itself I was like come on you fell for this this is the oldest trick in the book this is Giselle 101 how are you falling for this so Monique says it was just pressure.

48:47I'm not going to sit here and just blame it on him. You know how it is when you're a public figure. There's a certain image that has to be upheld. And then I was also a perfectionist. It was just a recipe for disaster. Well, I was going to say, I wanted to come and just be like, fuck you, Monica. I know, right? Isn't it funny? Because I'm just, I was just like, I don't know what this is to expect with this lunch, but like, I'm very happy with how this concluded. You know, we both concluded that because I'm a public figure, I had a lot of pressure on me and you had nothing to do with it and um we can now move on as friends right that sounds perfect yeah i love all the responsibility you didn't take this was fun it's like yes and now we can talk trash each other but we just have to be honest about it and so they laugh and now a time-honored tradition which is um seeing someone go to the jewelers to look at rings that are way too expensive for their budget on bravo show me a 20 million dollar ring good It's for Kierna.

49:44Okay, now let's hurry this up before I go back to my nonprofit that I work at. Before I get that$2 million ring. Yeah, I'm not sure. So I think he has like a private practice and this other thing, right? I mean, I'm not really sure, but he seems to have a lot of money. I mean, all this whole season is talking about what Greg's buying. Greg's buying a condo. Greg's buying a$2 million ring. Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg. Greg, I guess I should be more nice to poor people, like social work. That's where it's at. Ta-ching. Social work is the new Bitcoin. Find yourself an orphan and watch that money pile.

50:24I just tried to type in Gregory, Greg, like find out what he did. And Google AI, you know, pops up. And they're like, Kierna Stewart's boyfriend is Greg Diggs. And they showed a picture of Kierna's brother. And I was like, aw. I was like, that's a flower in the attics moment I think I could support.

50:41Okay, so Greg is there with the mom and the brother, and they're looking at the$2 million ring, and then that's a 20.7 carat ring, which is cray-cray. And then we see another one, and he's like, yeah, this might be too big for her finger, though. Yeah, so I'm going to have to, I don't know, clear some stuff off my credit card. Okay, these are all jokes, by the way, right? I'm rich. Rich as hell. What about that$1 ,500 ring? Let's just look at that. Just as a joke. Wouldn't it be hilarious if I got her something really cheap and I told her it was really expensive? Let's look at the$1 ,500. Do you have a$1 ,200 one by any chance?

51:20Kierna loves candy. Okay. Do we have any rings that are edible? Possibly. Great. Very small fingers. Do you have any lifesavers that we could just slip right on? Nope. so um angel comes in and she's like how hi everybody elder wag here okay i would love to help you with the ring you would know what ring i wanted if you just got to know me a little bit better okay i live by the river so just think about that um it's crazy it's crazy because i remember me and the case sitting on the couch thinking where do you think we'll be in 10 years And here we are 10 years later looking at engagement rings with Miss Shelley and you, her fiance to be with me and Elder Wag.

52:08Wow. Being an NFL wife, it's so such a privilege to be able to do these sort of things. It's it's almost surreal. Yeah. You know, I'm so glad she called me to help her because Kay is very discerning when it comes to jewelry. Not men, but jewelry, just jewelry. Yeah. I'm going to help her out here. so um karen is uh then we see um stacy the fight with stacy and stacy's saying well i have a husband and a ring and she's like i don't want that one it's cloudier than a motherfucker i want mine crystal clear it's cloudier than a motherfucker that's a funny thing to say your ring is cloud is cloudier than a motherfucker so uh they're looking greg looks so nervous he's like trying to smile but he's like so nervous because he's like oh my god I'm on TV and everyone's gonna come down to me because I can't afford this ring and I don't even want to buy her a ring I don't know if I even want to get married to her you just see him being like I don't have the money for any of this and Angel tells us Miss Shelley had her ups and downs with Greg and sort of like the way my husband has had ups and downs with balls that he catches and throws wag humor sorry you have to kind of be one of us to get it NFL mom okay and i can use it um so she's like yeah for some reason miss shelly and greg are getting along great oh really maybe it's because greg just bought her daughter a condo and is now pretending he's going to spend two million dollars on a ring gee can't wonder what happened with miss shelly suddenly michelle is fine with greg um so then michelle michelle's like so are you going to buy her the condo as a wedding gift and he says yeah and she goes so we're moving in with the ring on the finger.

53:51Is that it? And he's like, okay, are you helping me? Are you hurting me here? What's going on? Okay. I'm pretending to buy your daughter a lot of stuff in this scene. Can we just be kind? And Angel's like, listen, happy wag wife, happy wag life. So, you know, I'm looking out for you. That's one of the privileges that I'm afforded being an elder wag person is that I can look out for the younger ones, even the non-wags. It's just, it's our duty in life so you're welcome yeah so they start looking at uh different ones and the salesperson's like well we have an emerald cut this one has more girth and michelle's like yeah we're gonna go for the girth and he's like oh god why is everybody making me feel so small today uh so now they're looking at 125 000 rings and an 80 180 000 ring and greg is just like uh-huh well uh okay well you know before i make a purchase i'm gonna definitely have to run this bastard you know i just i want her to be into it right guys yeah yeah so the only reason why i'm not buying a ring today is purely because i want kiana to be part of this is of course i can afford any of these rings uh i'm just not gonna buy one right now on camera i'm just gonna you know you know i always my mom always said before you buy a ring you gotta go have a yogurt so i'm gonna go to the supermarket real quickly and have some yogurt and we'll just circle back like maybe after the cameras are gone or not ever at all okay thanks guys so much yeah so what's the deal do you think with her how did that story change so quickly from like the mom being over at her house being i'm so proud of you for getting your condo honey and standing on your own two feet to this like now greg has bought the condo did did she buy the condo and now he's going to pay it off or is this a condo that's in i don't i need to know more about the condo i think you're about the relationships on this show i want to know about the real estate i think you're sat down Greg and her mom and said look I got so much shit from you guys last year from the audience because of you guys you okay this is a paycheck if we all want to rise up I have to do well on this show so you two pretend to get along okay pretend to get me a ring because I need to stay on this show and I can't deal with any more of your bullshit right I'm gonna rent a condo and then we'll just say you got it for me or something I don't know all that stuff okay so then um Angel's like, wow, it's just so brave for Kate to course correct where Greg is concerned.

56:11Wow. So brave. Just so brave. To go back to a man who shows you nothing but disrespect on TV, I mean, that is bravery. Elder wag. Elder wag here. To go from chin checking to course correcting. It's just such a journey for her. So she's like, you know, we aren't spring chickens. And I tell her, we are middle-aged, middle-aged wag. I'm a wag. She's not. You know, she's what do you call a wife, a wife of someone who has a nonprofit instead of a wife of football player? Is that a a a one a one? Is that a what is a one one one P? I don't have to work on that. I'll get together with my wag sisters. We'll figure out an acronym for her.

56:53And the salesperson's like, oh, don't worry, hon. She's going to be happy with whatever you buy her. And Michelle goes, no. And he goes, oh, yeah, I agree. She's going to be happy with anything I get her. I know it. I know it. And the mom is just looking like, what the, how did I even end up on a screen with these idiots? Yeah, not up for it. Now, Ashley goes to a store called Salt and Sundry with her sister, Jessica, who's 17. Sweet, sweet kid. Ashley is dressed like she's going to a cocktail party. And, you know, her sister is just like dressed like she just went like after school or something like that.

57:28And I'm like, why are you so dressed up for the scene, Ashley? Did you notice that? She's like in a little pink dress, like a little frill, not frill, but like it sort of goes out in the bottom. I'm like, why? You are dressed like she's in full glam. I'm like, you're in a candle shop with your teenage sister. You're shopping for college. Like you look crazy. And my sister's like, well, no. Jeans and t-shirts. She's like, I just like minimalistic things. Like a thong? Okay, well, not today, but okay. Well, it's just so exciting because, you know, I'm adulting and I find myself excited about like pots.

58:01and glasses. Oh, wow. Nope. Nope. Still don't want to get a thong. Still talking about flatware. Okay. Pats and glasses. Have you also thought about like a 67-year-old suitor when you turn 18? No. Okay. Just consider it. So she's about to go to college, and Ashley is glad she can help her family because her uncle was there for her when she needed it, and so she's blessed that she can help her sister. And so Ashley's like, oh, a bathrobe would be nice, right? For your house. And she's like, wow, that's very specific. So we're here to talk about you, obviously. She literally says that. That's very specific.

58:44You know, you are my famous and wealthy older sister. And the best you can do is get me a bathrobe. Thanks. Thanks for taking me to Salt and Sundry. Whatever that means. So she's like, we're here to talk about you. Just talk about you. She's like, oh my God, Josh and I called it quits. And she's like, yeah, right. you just saying that it's like well we haven't talked in two days yeah jessica's not josh's friend and we see like uh flashback to her how jessica does not like josh she's like i'd be lying if i said i didn't miss josh but like that life is not for me you can only do so many fake karen huger driving video games before you realize you want to get behind to will yourself yeah she wants a rich dude so um she's like you know i'm i'm not no i'm not asking too much my man is out there somewhere and i'm gonna find him i'm just listening for the soft beeping of an oxygen machine somewhere out there there's an old decrepit man with With leathery, wrinkled skin.

59:51And mucus and flamp in his lungs. Beep. Damn, and I lost another one. Start the song over. Start the song over. He was out there. He was out there, but it's not more.

1:00:08So now she's talking about the dad. And the mom is saying that there was a chance that you weren't going to be visiting. and you really put your foot down about your dad and his addiction issues. And she's like, yeah, look, I put my foot down. But, you know, basically they talk about how the dad is an addict. And she's like, yeah, you know, I've been the one dealing with it with all these years. And I understand that people aren't going to change overnight. But, like, what are you going to do? It's addiction. You know, so she's crying. It's really sad. This poor girl, 17, having to. This is such a weight on kids.

1:00:44feel so bad for her she's crying and ashley ashley is there for they have like a really nice hug and a cry it's so it's really heartbreaking and this and this i have to say this girl has it seems to have a really good head on her shoulders because she seems to have like sort of a mature outlook and like an awareness of the situation but gosh felt really bad for her yeah so now we go to eddie and wendy's setting up their dispensary now we're gonna have um dispensary battles yeah i have to say this is so eddie's doing like a pop-up and it's like he's in like the foyer of some small low-ceilinged clinic maybe i was like oh i thought it was gonna be if when we see them like getting out the car i thought it was like oh they're doing a pop-up at some convention or some place with lots of foot traffic and it was actually like a very sad little setup that they had there i was like it was a little dispensary yeah and i love wendy like dressed to the nines just looking all glamorous and doing all her shots in front of an atm machine yeah so funny uh so we see that he's got a zillion products now and they start uh and wendy's like oh my god if i knew your pop-ups pop-ups would like this.

1:02:03I'd come to more pop-ups. And so, uh, she says the only reason she's here is because he's named one of his, uh, flowers, the Nutty Professor. And he's named it after Wendy, guys. Wow. So Wendy's, uh, saying, you know, one of the girls in our friendship group, she started a cannabis brand and this, uh, this person, the bud tender is like, oh my God, that's amazing. She's like, no, you're supposed to say what a copycat, but you can tap, let's try it again from the top okay bud tender are they called that bud tenders is that what the thing really yeah um so then wendy's like yeah stacy didn't even want me to see the inner workings of what she had going on and then we see a flashback to their lunch and stacy's like well with eddie's business it might be a conflict of interest to have you on site so are you kidding what are you talking about corporate espionage happy eddie is not trying to steal from shio okay i know uh so wendy's like no i'm not bothered that i wasn't invited i mean she's already stolen enough information from me she doesn't need no more yeah so um uh then then stacy uh is we see now we go to the shio launch and there's a door there's a line at the door and stacy and aj are walking up and she's like well i have so much body and such a little dress look at me ages oh yeah look look there's a line over there too they're ready for you baby oh my gosh guys hi dr carmen so great to see you we see this uh dr carmen cotter who works with it whatever so stacy starts talking to us about shio and how it was a dream something i prayed for i would just close my eyes and i would say god please send me a drug empire I want to show my daughter Arabella, no matter how big the dream or how small the niche, if you want something, you can own it and you can create a legacy that will last a lifetime.

1:04:06And the producer goes, do you own it? Well, I love my partners and I love my business partnership with Jushi. My partners are well-respected, so I can't help but be successful.

1:04:22so she's got two things she's got gummies and gummies so there's one called rise and one called rest um so that's it so then we get a filter going with the you know the animation going to the next thing is not cherry blossoms anymore not smoke it's like so we go back to wendy and And we see all of Eddie's products. And he's got like 20. And they talk about how he named Nutty Professor after her. And he goes, yeah, that's why the THC is so high. Yeah, I got to put you down. You got to relax, Wendy. Just relax a little bit, babe. Okay, fine. Give me the Nutty Professor. So then we go to Stacey who's helping our customer.

1:05:05She's like, hi, beautiful. Are you getting the rise or the rest? She goes, rise. Well, reach out to me on Instagram. Let me know what you think. Nice to meet you. So Jazzy shows up and they say hi and everything. And she's just so proud of her and everything. And even Tia shows up as well. She's like, well, I'm just trying to do the right thing. I'm going to be the bigger person and celebrate her. And then we'll figure out our differences after. So Wendy can't be here, but she did. She was congratulatory. And AJ's like, very supportive. Very, very supportive, everybody. Yeah, she has been so supportive of my business.

1:05:43So Stacey is like, well, clearly I don't have everyone's support, unfortunately. Because Angel's not going to be there and Miss Giselle won't be there either. And Giselle goes, yes, I was invited. And I told her, I don't want to. And Kieran is like, thank you. No, thank you. So Stacey's like, but that doesn't take away from the celebration of launching a brand. That's going to be a legacy for Arabella. Timo's not there either, by the way, because he is, quote unquote, traveling, as he always is. So I'm back over at the other one. Someone, the bud tender's charging someone for$76. Wendy. Wendy, it's Wendy.

1:06:23Yeah, she has to pay? Wendy has to, I guess she's trying to be like, it's like when you vote for yourself on an election day. You know, like, but she can't remember her own pin, which um at first when i was like invalid pin i was like oh this is not good is this is this a sign of what's to come but she remembers it and she gets she makes her payment yeah so then uh we see a flashback to their oregano rolling party and um she's like you know but to see you grow oregano to actual flower that's a testament to staying the course and listening to your consumers and so they talk about how huge they are and he's like yeah i can't copycat this one so then back at the other event stacy's like oh try try one you don't have to worry about driving they're not infused um what does that mean she's why would i want your weed gummy bears so i guess she's just you can taste the flavor of it without having to taste without getting the thc i don't know maybe i have no idea it's like just actual thc it's just harry bow gummy bears that she's just handing out she's like taste it it's delicious doesn't even have any weed in it so ashley shows up and she sees she clocks stacy's dress because she's like funny i wore this dress like last week and we do see footage of her wearing the same dress which you know i imagine it's just like a coincidence but it is hilarious that they do keep on catching stacy doing all these copycat things and um we we see the footage and she's like oh we have this i wore the same dress we have the same style she's like okay ashley you're coming in with a mess let's settle down okay so she's like girl if you want to be me just say that um so now she's like we're even wearing the same crimpy today because her hair is crimped yeah and stacy goes i know what's your inspiration she's like not you so then um we go to a flashback where stacy is saying she got a message from ashley and she's going to be there.

1:08:28And so Stacey was so happy and replied, I'm happy to see you here. And now she's like, well, I know we go back and forth, but one thing I do appreciate about us is that ultimately we can support each other. For example, you're married to a rich, older white guy. So there's something we've got in common. I'm into that. Does he have any friends? You know what, Ashley, that was a very lovely sentiment. And with that said, I'd like to talk to you about something in private. And by private, I mean just three feet over here to the left. Okay, can we go have a fight? Thank you. Meet me in front of the neon lights in the ATM machine.

1:09:00Okay, yeah, right here. In other words, two steps away. So Stacey's like, well, I want to ask you, how do you want to move forward? Because I feel like you concentrate on anything you perceive to be negative about me instead of concentrating on how we can move forward. Well, because there's always instances that made me see you in a different light, Stacey. Well, everything that you bring, I've proven to be false, even the thing with Monique. well you tried I mean Monique is choosing to let it go so so am I am by me letting it go it means that I'm still holding on to it but I'm gonna say I'm letting it go and also Wendy is choosing to let it go she doesn't have a problem with my brand and AJ is like what's going on over there this old lady's fighting about oh you're wondering what I'm wondering oh well I have no qualms about your business but I also don't want you to be a lying asshole about it oh okay fine lying asshole really well can you just acknowledge that um well can you acknowledge that i've apologized and i'm asking you woman to woman i need you to stop no i need you to stop too i always try to ground zero with you and you give me something else so if you stop giving me something i'll stop talking isn't ground zero like a war term yeah i don't understand what what you meant by that i'm always start ground zero i think she's saying like i always reset with you and it's like it's a blank blank slate but ground zero i bomb you i destroy you and then i try and start over i don't understand the problem well are you gonna stop talking and allow us to start at ground zero i don't even understand the metaphor but i'll just go with it well if if stacy stops lying then ashley stops talking that's how that works it's like some weird version of the shining instead of like all work and no play it makes jack and angry boy it's like stacy stops lying actually stops talking it's like some spooky ghosts that's just i'm gonna tell so um she's like okay let's both agree no more lies no more hazing no more lies no more negativity no more lies no more evil except how it actually happens is that They say it at the same time as if they're like doing like rock, paper, scissors.

1:11:19It was like three, two, one, no reason. No more lies. Three, two, no more evil. No more lies. No more negative. No more lies.

1:11:31It was such a hilariously bizarre moment. And Jazzy's like, whoa, those girls have been at it for weeks. I'm like, Dr. Carmen, you may have to up those percentages in the THC, honey. so they both jazz is just a classic jazzy look there are two things i love named jazzy this lady and the scooters i mean it's a great thing to be compared to so jazzy is actually those are rascals are they rascals are they jazzies i think there's both okay well either way uh i guess they kind of agree to move forward for now for now yeah yeah for now so now um they're back with the other ladies and um now she's like well provided she doesn't keep being a lying ass how we can be good so now they go and have um some snacks well they're a snack setup they don't eat them and um tia's still asking for water she's been looking for water for a long time this is not a very good dispensary i mean you're in cottonmouth central you need water okay oh yeah i didn't yeah i didn't realize i have not gotten stoned in so long that i've forgotten like all the basics i'm like really i don't even remember that your mouth gets so dry i just remember getting hungry i remember i don't remember that um i will say jazzy is a type of wheelchair electric wheelchair rascal is the scooter so for everyone wondering aren't they the same what do you mean well it's not a wheelchair the rat the jazzy is more oh there is actually oh there is more of like a scooter like an abby lee miller type that is called a jazzy i feel like a lot of the jazzy's that i'm looking at are more chair like oh there's one that looks like a bat wing that's bat wheel or whatever it's called let me look at the rascal scooters hmm i feel like the rascals are more like scooter like they really are like like a little little basket a chair two wheels in the back one in the front handles whereas the jazzy looks like it's a little bit more in the wheelchair space or wheels or two wheels just 300 pounds how do you get them in and out of your car if you're disabled you have the little elevator thing i believe oh lord that's i don't know i need a five pound jazzy it's really important that we do some uh make sure we we honor the brands so ashley is uh yeah so so now they all go to a separate room they're like okay it's time to have our end of the episode fight so we have to go into private they go into this room it's like a it's like the it's like the employee lounge or something like that in this dispensary yeah so actually it's like okay look stacy you know i just want you to understand that i've been on this show for 10 years and you know my feet have been held to the fire too and that's just how we conduct ourselves this is real housewives so you are going to be questioned on stuff and that's just it so yes be okay with it which i think is actually decent advice and stacy's like well okay i'm learning that i'm just hoping there's a way we can understand each other so i just want to say something in this moment as someone who didn't have a weed line but suddenly does have a weed line that she never had this conversation is great because i think that's where we're having an example an issue for example and tia's like well i want us to get to the bottom of it because you're pointing at me and she goes okay so i met you in the morning you invited timo me to dinner He said, no, thank you.

1:15:02I'm traveling. So then we see the clip of that. And Stacy's like, and then I introduced you to Timo before everybody else, because that's because I felt like you were neutral. But then Wendy called me and she said, why aren't you here? And I said, well, I never agreed to be there. And Timo's traveling. And you were in the background and you said she's full of it. And that's not true. You said I was full of it. No, no, no, no, no. You said that Timo just flew back. Let me finish. Well, no, but that's what I said. And you were full of it. and by full of it i mean poop disgusting poop yeah so we see a flashback where obviously stacy is clearly lying about what timo's doing because she doesn't want him to have to go to this dinner or whatever so she's um so now they're just arguing back and forth like it was the truth and stacy's like well i'm gonna tell the truth and if i decline dinner with you i decline dinner it doesn't matter why and the issue about my comfort level with wendy and eddie that was none of your business what i and she's like well i didn't specifically say she said how come you met teemo that's that's why i said it because she asked me why i'd met teemo and she's like can i just finish teemo has only seen them in one but what is it can i finish land the plane just land the plane the plane that teemo's traveling on he just got back from and he just took off from at the same time.

1:16:26Let me finish. I would like to be finished. Okay. So, as I was saying, Tia has only seen a glimpse of them as in the group, and that was from a very hurtful personal moment that happened in January. See a flashback to them basically saying that Stacey paid off TJ to be her boyfriend. And my reason for not being there has to do with Wendy and Eddie. That's what she's saying at the reunion. So, Tia's like, I'm going to tell you why I'm upset with you, but I came to the screen I had heard things that were alleged against you And we see a flashback of Giselle You know Telling Tia that Stacy lies Yeah and she's like And I gave you the benefit of the doubt Of while she's calling me And you need to have my back with these ladies I never said that Oh yes you did You called me So Tia said to Stacy You're a liar Why are you trying to hijack this conversation Stacy because you're trying to build a case.

1:17:26Oh, go ahead. Well, if I will, if you just shut up for a second. Oh, you are not going to tell me to shut up. Well, as I was saying before, I was rudely interrupted. No, no, wait. Who saw? Who saw? Okay, who saw? Who saw? Whatever you say. She's like, now, this is the real her. She just plays prim and proper. She's like, oh, I do not need to play Detroit. I am prim and proper. I've extended my manners. Now watch which side my fork is on. The right side of the plate. That's called manners. You didn't extend any manners. You didn't. You acted so unladylike. Oh, you don't want manners? You shan't be getting my manners.

1:18:13Look at me holding my knife in the left hand. Suck it. Suck it. You want to fit in so bad. So bad, dear. Oh, you are the person that has been in this group for one year, and you still don't fucking fit in. Oh, I said fucking. That's right. Where are the manners now? What does that say about you? My love. And Jazzy's like, you can't go swearing in her event. This is not Juneteenth vibes. Yeah, you're a tryhard, just like your fashions to you. This is not Juneteenth vibes. Get your ass up out of my event. Oh, please. I'm leaving this office break room now. I'm so sorry. Where else will I see a stack of Costco Keurig pods on display?

1:19:03You want to act unladylike? Then take your things and be gone. Toodledoo, I've had enough. Well, I have other things to do today. Get out. Toodles. Toodles. Oh, fuck you. Fuck you. Oh, my God. That was crazy. Yeah, well, that's her. And so Tia leaves and she tells the bartenders, Oh, well, I won't be buying anything from Stacey. She is trash, but you're great. Have a wonderful day. Does anyone want some food or refreshments?

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