#3106 Married To Medicine S12E02: Give Em’ Heel

0:21Well, hello and welcome to Watch What's Crab Bits. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hello, Ben. Hi, how are you? Saga. Saga. Everybody, welcome to this show. It's Married to Medicine Day over here. Bueller's getting comfortable on the couch. Please do not scratch the couch. Hey, hey. Got it. Just lied down like a decent little boy. Everybody, welcome to the show. Such a fun week. So much out. Bonus episode's going to be a Summer House preview trailer trash. So go check that out over on Pottenham. It's also where you get all our videos and bonus episodes and all that good stuff. And Monday, we've got our final crappy hour of the month coming to you.

1:06And we are doing that's at 530 p.m. Pacific time. Also, we are doing Amazon lives now every week, every Monday. So join us at 4 p.m. Pacific time over on Amazon live. You can find the link to our Amazon live page over on our Instagram link in bio. Hi everybody. Hi everybody. So here we are. A little married to medicine. How do you feel? I feel good. It's our first Heavenly episode. Heavenly is back. Officially, well, she's a friend of. I didn't realize that last episode. I think you told me. And we had our first opening credits with Chad Hato, Heavenly. There was a little bit of a stir, I noticed, online because I think, is this the first season where quad got second billing and people were saying no quad's always supposed to end the opening credit she's always supposed to be the last one but they moved her up to number two which was shocking um because she got she got higher billing than dr simone back to simone well i'm okay with her having higher billing i just like how the song normally goes and the song doesn't flow anymore it's been missing the flow for a while yeah ever since they changed it because it used to have that kind of sound almost like that kanye song flashing lights and he used to be like and now it's just like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun i'm like i like the old one better and it was more sing-songy it was like dr heavenly dr simone i love what the voice would go up on toya

2:47i'm like so mad that they took out that little sing-songy element it's like very trap it's very tragic although i do like toria's pose in this one because she just looks hulking which i wouldn't describe toria i wouldn't describe toria as a hulking person but in this she really is i mean And she's just like, kind of like hunched. She looks like. What is it? She looks like she's at a cash register and she just noticed that someone's taking a photo of her. What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm trying to check it out at the grocery store. What are you doing? She's like. Or like you're doing something wrong and your mom just caught you, you know?

3:23Are you doing that? And she's right in the center. Yeah. And you just see it. And I cracked up. I was like, what is Toya doing? She's trying to look kind of like sexy or like, like, yeah, badass. but instead she's just like giving a nasty look like you better put your phone away yeah no phones in class yeah it didn't have like that kind of look to it super weird so we start with mimi guys um we're her kids visit her at work it's very mimi at the office you know i know you don't know me very well but this is mimi during office hours so and then contessa calls her kid and threatens to take a dollar out of his allowance for every time he doesn't answer the phone And then Simone is doing one of those very natural scenes with her employees where she's like, Okay, tell me which doctor is better to work for, me or Dr.

4:16Jackie? She's like, both. Okay, now which one of us is meaner, me or Dr. Jackie? Both. And she's like, yes, you got it. I love a nice natural scene with Simone. I know. She's like, look at how well I treat my employees. So Toya has decided to set up a little thing by the pool. She put out some Louis Vuitton towels and some Louis Vuitton pillows. And Eugene comes home and there's like a glass of wine set out for him and a note that's like, come meet me up by the pool. He reads it. He's like, hey, honey, hope your drive was peaceful. Love you. Come outside. Hey, did you see my note, Eugene? he's like yeah can we have sex but I loved her whole like oh my god did you see my note like she does that squeal thing and he's like yep I saw that okay let's go back inside then what was this I don't know what was this glorious set up for outside that led to nowhere but yeah he wants to bang because he's tired and he just works all the time and she's like okay yeah we're not going to do that so sorry and she's like I'm tired just listening to it Oh, my God.

5:31I'm sorry. I can't even talk about it being worthy. He's like, well, you better untire yourself. No, that's not going to happen. He's like, okay, well, what's been going on since, like, how was Steve and Mimi's party? Well, it actually was, like, a really cute event, but, like, they gave, like, drinks to a hole. It was like a glory hole, but for drinks, but I, like, didn't like the drinks. So, like, that was pretty fun. And I feel like, you know, we haven't been together in a while, Eugene. so and i hate the fact that even heavenly wasn't there it's odd because she she always shows up so heavenly then we go over to heavenly's house because now everybody's like oh why isn't heavenly here it's because her son was arrested i didn't realize the son was arrested years ago i did not realize that either yeah so who cares he got away with it why are we bringing it up back up now that's what i say so um very morose over there things are very serious and sad well to be fair it's also daddy that is like it's daddy monotone who's just looking very confused and looking around and trying to lie to heavenly and then it's heavenly in her i'm gonna fucking murder you slash i'm running for office voice so um she's like hey daddy i just wanted to show you something i'm working on daddy you see what i'm doing daddy i just want to be your next day representative in district 93 you know i was serious about running daddy did you know daddy oh that is a terrifying tone of voice if heavenly ever takes that tone of voice with you run yeah if she's in her falsetto whenever she's in her falsetto be careful she's like hey daddy you want to see you want to see my campaign and he's like i knew you were serious yeah i knew you were serious yes i am running for office and i am more than just a dentist i am an author a public speaker an entrepreneur and i have real estate a real estate license and the list goes on and on and on and i'm old and i'm smart and i'm ready to your mama stupid whoa whoa heavenly she does but she's keeping this baby voice i'm like is she gonna do this the whole season because she's running for office like please don't neuter heavenly i need my heavenly here okay but she comes back out later she goes back very quickly and easily and he's just terrified he's like uh i just feel so confident that you're gonna do well baby and she's like well i'm really support i'm really happy to have your support, Damon.

7:47I really am, baby. He's like, this is just another step, but we've done big steps before. Right, baby? Please don't come near me. He's like, what do you mean come near you, daddy? I'm just trying to get near you, daddy. Come close to me, daddy. Daddy. I love her Muppet voice. So Toya is like, we go back and Toya's like, so guess what? Jackie made a joke that Heavenly's running for a vice president, but apparently Heavenly's running for state representative or some shit like that. I was like, what? Jean's like, what? Yeah, I'm that serious. Huh? Yeah, I mean, how could we do her campaign and ignore the fact that she's messy as hell?

8:27And we see like a very robust montage of Heavenly. Like, fuck you and you don't need no one. And it's like so many clips. Yo, mama! It's like 20 minutes of Heavenly just being a nightmare. It was so funny. I watched it three times. and then it ends and Tori goes vote for Heavenly who?

8:52and Eugene's like well given the current climate of people wanting to say whatever they want to say and do whatever they want to do and getting elected she's got a shot she does have a shot and Tori's like don't you think we should help Heavenly with the campaign and he's like no no no no I have to believe in a campaign to help it which is funny because you know met like let's destroy that assholes campaign like just keep rolling the clip we just rolled over and over again hey daddy do you want to look at my website do you like my website he's like yo mama.com yeah i thought that'd be kind of a fun thing for the running for office you miss ready daddy it says it says vote for me motherfucker dot org dot org daddy Now, you know we're public figures, right?

9:41I'm running for office now. And I know that what affects you, it affects all of our children and it affects me. But remember when I told you about Betty and like what happened and it's unfortunate, but baby, like you can't keep secrets from me and like, don't ever tell me, you don't ever tell me anything. And if I have to learn about my son being arrested on social media, what else is out there? She's like, she has a sweet, like, you know, she wants to lay into him and she's being all sweet like oh i'm just your nice little wife and i'm running for office and she wants to be daddy you know she wants to rip him a new one and she's like well when i first found out the news about damon jr on twitter my heart dropped my heart just dropped y 'all don't know the feeling that it would take to see your son being arrested i just love him so much and she's her voice is just getting softer and softer she's like we can't have no secrets baby that's not a secret but you didn't tell me he's like well i mean you know it wasn't like you know months and years went by it was here daddy because it happened in 2022 it got on the internet years later come on now that's crazy that that's also so fucked up of damon like i don't trust doctor i've never trusted Dr.

10:57Daddy. I'm sorry. He does withhold stuff. Like, I don't know. And he's, he's like, a woman should be in the kitchen. And so now he's like, Oh, like, Oh, it's not like I held it back for years when it was literally years. And he's like, I told you before. She's like, did you? He's like, I mean, I think so. I think I did. Well, either way I do what I did. What I did. If anyone has an opinion on it, they can say whatever they want. I'm like, well, I think heavenly has an opinion on it. And she's got to say some things. and wait until the cameras go down because she will say plenty sir but i love that he's so dumb he's just like but i'm pretty sure i told you yeah heavenly just forgot that her son was arrested yeah yeah just overlooked that little detail yeah so he's like but i could take care of it but you didn't take care of it in the sense that i'm finding out about it years later on social media so where is he now why did he leave is it something i did damon he won't come see us why won't he come see his mom well this is hilarious too why yeah was there something he won't come see his mom and then she goes well when i heard the news i probably got too angry with my son and i don't remember what i said but there was probably a lot of cussing and a lot of profanity was there and he just got his stuff together and he left the house and i have not physically seen him in months i'm like you cursed him out and you said the worst possible things about him you probably said that he was a loser and he was never going to amount to anything it doesn't matter how many times how many months he shadows you in the dental practice he'll never amount to anything more than like you know a piece of tin foil she probably says something like that and he's like I'm out of here I don't remember there was probably some cursing oh okay and David like well babe you know hun buddy sometimes things happen and we don't want them to happen you know and if I could have looked into the future can Can you make him come see his mommy, baby?

12:51Can you make him come see his mommy, buddy? No, no, buddy. I can't. Only God can. And I don't know why he feels the way he does, but he does have the imprint of a wooden spoon on his forehead still, so... He's got tire tracks over his back, so I'm not really sure. But when he does come back, I'll be there, buddy, ready to hug him. I miss him so much, Daddy. He's my sweetheart. my giant failure of a son sweetheart daddy okay okay buddy let's let's calm down wow this heavenly just barely keeping it in that was fascinating yeah so we go from um one problematic child to another in this case the problematic child is a building contestants scott are checking the progress of the giant building they decided to build and um they uh basically it's still obviously nothing's changed because we only visited last week and it was far from being ever done they're walking around and it's like oh my god they're behind schedule yada yada yada it's they they bought this place in 2023 and they have like tons of rooms it costs 1.2 million and the construction cost is now up to 400 000 and it's higher and higher the best part of this is this a designer they have named amanda who's just like oh hi i brought some samples to look at they're like oh yeah i love samples love it so let's let's go oh so how long do you think this is going to take to get finished she's like oh well i'd give him at least two months two months and he's like yeah two months i mean that's provided the contractor's ready i mean you've been saying two weeks for three months you know and contest is like yeah i mean we moved out of our old space so i mean what is it i mean we're kind of homeless okay our clinic is and this lady is just getting more and more uncomfortable so then they start fighting over the lady and using her as like the middle man and yeah scott's like well you know it's gonna take some time so we don't have time do we do we this lady's just like uh uh i'm just the designer i'm not the contractor why are you guys yelling at me about time it's not her fault why do you call this poor woman to get mad at her it's not her deal i know and they keep on like they're telling her everything they're like well we took out 150 000 and like now i'm only getting this much per week and i've got to wake up at five in the morning she's like uh-huh and i'm just saying i mean like look if we spend 1.8 million dollars i mean that's the price of the building i mean wow we double i mean this is just crazy what's in our bank account now and she's like okay well i'm just gonna leave these uh paint paint samples here you guys can look at and decide your pantone later okay thank you i know they're like well we took out all this money and how are we going to pay back all this money we're not going to be able to pay back all this money how are we even going to get this open i mean we don't know when it's gonna open we're broke we are broke we are homeless we're gonna be living in our car you know all she hears is we're not paying you that's all she can hear is i don't have money to pay for these tiles okay so this is not the woman you want to be complaining to you too uh and then contessa says that uh oh yeah one of our friends is interested in renting one of the spaces we have back there so it turns out that uh eugene wants to rent some space and i'm like what could possibly go wrong renting out space to eugene with toya in there like surely this will be great for the friendship oh yeah toy toy is gonna be easy squeeze that's all you need to think here's here's what's gonna happen toy is gonna buy like another five sets of louis vuitton towels eugene's gonna get behind and then he's gonna like be behind on rent one time and then then scott and contessa who are now they're also in financial what is it area careers they they are like well we need your rent and then they evict them and it becomes the whole thing it becomes a fight i mean we already see in two seasons from now we know what the big fight is going to be we see it like andy cohen have you know at the reunion being like is there any way forward for you to it's all right there yeah um pretty much and so uh they have this moment where they're walking through it together and she's like can you believe look at all we've accomplished we are basically doctors in the beverly hills of atlanta i'm like finish the place just finish the place okay how you need to do this scene at the end of the season when this is all finished um and then it will be i'll be i'll be right there with you like yes open it and tory will be back there like hey wait a minute we need we need a shower back here can we get a shower back here it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial

17:24Speaking of Toya, now we go to Atlanta Cosmetic Urology with Toya and Simone. I actually had to look up urology. Now, that's wiener. That's like private parts, right? Yeah, I assumed it was vaginal rejuvenation that was about to happen. Me too. I thought we were going to get some vaginal smoothing or something. I don't know what you do to those things, but I thought we were going to get that too. But no, it's Botox and stuff. Yeah. Microneedling. At first I was like, do you microneedle your vagina? I actually had to look up urology because I was like, do I even know what urology is? And it is what I thought.

18:01So I was like, well, make my wiener pretty. What am I here for? Don't microneedle my face. Get to work on the wiener. I don't even care what you do to it. Give it a cuter nose. I don't know. I want to see what they can do with it. All those things. So they show up and they're making small talk. about like their outfits and everything and getting like micro abrasion and all that stuff. And Brandy comes out. Brandy's a new cast member. She's a nurse practitioner. And she's like, thank you for coming to Conquer Cosmetics, which I don't know why Conquer is such a funny, why is that funny to me? Like, ah, I finally conquered it.

18:36I got my microdermabrasion. I conquered that angry 11 on my forehead. I conquered it. So she's like, I take care of all your injectable needs. Botox, filler, microneedling, chemical peels, cool sculpting, laser hair removal, taking over countries and giving them to conquerors. You know, I'm just so busy because I'm also a wife and a mother of four. When I say days are challenging, it's an understatement. I'm sorry. Could I get someone with less of a schedule to do my Botox? I don't want you stressed out while you're sticking needles in my face. I want a lazy person who does nothing but Botox. I'm really glad that also Brandy has taken from the new Bravo cast member playbook by announcing that things are really busy at home God, kids gotta get them to school, I do everything gotta make breakfast, gotta get kids to school gotta prepare everything, gotta go to work it's non-stop work for me we can just skip this every cast member of Bravo announces this and we get it, and I'm not taking away from it but like, the effect is not as strong anymore you know like 20 years into the real housewives era and real housewives-esque shows it's like we get it you have a job and even kids you're busy so we then find out that before she opened her med spa she worked with dr damon she was a nurse practitioner at his practice doing interventional pain so she's always going to be um excited for it like she's always going to be on his side so then um she's like okay well normally you know put two people in a room and Toya's like, but we need to have a friend moment.

20:15Okay. Yeah. So they're going to have, they're going to shoot some sort of scene. And it starts off with Toya saying like, by the way, after we left the event the other day, I went home and I had a dream that Quad and her boo King, they were house shopping. And I was like, why are you in my neighborhood? And then she was like, we're thinking bye. And that was my dream. Brandy's like, well, you know, when you have dreams like that, they typically come true. What? you know, real estate dreams. If you dream that, I think it's very specifically quad dreams. If you have a dream that quad's going to move to your neighborhood, she will arrive.

20:52I love a Botox person. Who's just also like really, you know, spiritual. She's like, your dreams are coming true. That dream about quad. That's what it means. It's coming true. Just do my Botox. Okay. So far I've had to hear about your kids, your busyness and your dream, your dream reads. Okay. Just do my Botox and let me go. Okay. And also put lollipops in the front. We're not all on a fucking diet all the time. It's so funny. I had a dream that quad was going to get a Starbucks and I'm pretty sure she probably got a Starbucks today. So it's Brandy's right. These dreams really do come true about psychic.

21:23So they start making all this small talk, but then Toya gets an emergency call from Ashton and we find out. So she tells Simone, she said she put the dog outside on the housekeeper. She said she put Bailey's outside to pee. and she said, I promise you, I just went back inside to get the clothes and the washing out of the washing machine and the dryer. And she said, when I came back, she was in the pool drowned. That is so fucking sad. That's crazy. So sad. But then later, Toya tells us the story is that Toya put the dog out before she left and that the lady was supposed to let the dog back in.

21:58So I guess they just forgot the dog out there. I mean, either way, so, so sad. Oh, my God. Yeah, it sounds like it was probably a pretty standard ritual in the house that, like, let the dog out. the dog will pee you know walk around the yard or something and then they and then the dog come back to come back i'm like you know make noise that the dog wants to come back in but um so sad and it's like you know bravo every now and then bravo catches these moments and it's like really sad it's like i've always a very kind of powerful thing i mean and so she tells us and she had the dog for 18 years and like she just loved bailey's and you know it's so i'm actually kind of glad that that toy didn't have to be the one to discover this poor dog in the pool because that probably would have like totally destroyed her.

22:41You know, my gosh. So guys, this is very sad, but don't worry. It's Bravo. So we're going to have a dog funeral. That's where it's going to go next. Now the next commercial, we go to commercial, we come back and now everyone, I mean, this is a quick, this moved quickly because now the next thing is everyone's showing up at the church for the, this funeral for Bailey's. Their shooting seems to be weird this season, right? Because this one seems like it took a long time between this last scene and this scene. And then later they have a sexy scene. And she's like, well, we haven't seen each other since that last party.

23:15So it seems like they're taking like a couple weeks between group scenes, which is weird, no? I can't tell what's going on because there's also a scene with the guys later on. And they were so sloppy about this scene because we see the scene. it starts off kind of like at dusk and then they're talking the guys are talking it's getting darker and darker and then it's like obviously nighttime and then all of a sudden eugene's like let's lighten the mood guys and then it becomes dusk again i was like you cannot change the lighting like that like bravo where we see the light like we can see light in the sky we see when we see when the surrounding lights are off versus on i'm like you're really gonna just go back in time within the shoot and act like this is like how the events happened so i don't know what's going on it doesn't make it did you see that did you notice how like the lighting changed in that scene i just it's bravo so i'm like the sun comes up it goes down it goes up it comes down like 10 times in the scene i'm like i'm like they talked so long it became daytime again i'm like you can't go you can't go you can go from a daytime scene like you can have the conversation start at daytime and then go to nighttime but you cannot go back to daytime once it's nighttime in the same scene it doesn't work like that well thankfully something that is not weird is heavenly I really thought Heavenly was going to come back and do this politician thing through the whole episode or the whole season.

24:35But she doesn't. She comes back and she's Heavenly. And she's like, well, I did miss Mimi's polo classic. But evidently my name was still in Toya's mouth. So I was there in spirit. And I don't want to read the bitch too bad already. But you talk about me. I'm going for your dead ass dog. Yes, she's back. My queen is here. So they all bring their dogs. fucking heavenly yeah comes out of the gate swinging for the dead dog you gotta love her so simone and cecil arrive with their dogs and toy's like your dogs don't have white outfits she's like girl girl pie

25:15so um and heavenly is like brandy do you want to pet my dog you want to pet my dog and so brandy goes to pet the dog she's like okay

25:27dogs can smell thyroids Dr. Jackie stay out of this

25:34so they start to eulogize Bailey's Eugene's kind of like yeah I know it's silly to go to a funeral for a dog but like you know she was like a family member and she taught us so much Mimi tells us she's like when Steve and I first met Steve had his four pound Yorkie and his new name was his his name was uh louis hence louis vuitton he's really into louis vuitton it's it's an ongoing struggle for me but whatever and uh we lost louis this year so i understand it that's my way of saying like uh hello i lost a dog where's my love okay do i get a hug i lost an extremely um fashionable dog okay i lost a premium brand dog so i get it and toya gives a speech and And she's like, you know, I was nervous because, you know, the last day I saw Bailey's, she was nervous because she pooped on the rug and she thought she was going to get in trouble.

26:29But instead that day I cleaned up the poop and I didn't say anything to her about it. I just hit Eugene instead. For the rest of the day, she just stared at me like waiting for me to say something. But thankfully, God is good because I didn't because I wouldn't want that of her to be her last thought of me. I'm like, oh, sad. Oh, my God. Really sad. That is so sad. It was so sad. This was a lot for me, this scene, because I have an elderly man. Look, he could be gone already. Every episode, that's what he's doing these days. Look, he literally puts his head under the pillow now. He's like, I'm done.

27:05I'm done, you guys. This is hard watching all these sad dogs. I know. I was thinking about you. It's a few shows in a week. Leave me alone. Southern Charm had the Chauncey thing, too. Just get off my ass. but I will say now the opening credits make sense because Toya's stance, the opening credits is very much like, did you just poop on the rug? That's the day they came to shoot titles. So she says that when a dog passes, people say they like to go away from their owners. And so she tells herself that the dog, you know, came and gave a run around the neighborhood. And she's like, you guys are good.

27:44I can go now. And I just like that Toya, no matter how sad the scene is, Toya can always bring it around. Like all she wanted was for me to get this house. Yeah. The dog was finally ready for me to get my new house. Like Toya, it's all about your house. The dog's like, it's been 12 seasons. I think this is the house. Okay. Good luck, everyone. Bye. So it was, it was generally sad. You know me, I'm not a dog person, but I can still respect that when you lose a pet, it is really so sad and it's like it's really like it's i felt bad for sweet toya yeah so then we go over to toya driving with contessa and um contessa's like oh my god you guys are gonna have a space from us this is so exciting if you guys are patient enough to give us more time she's like wait a minute how much more time she's like uh two weeks when she was just told two months The cycle of abuse continues Two weeks, two weeks, two weeks It's been two weeks since I looked at the office So Toya says Well my husband and I relocated a space for Recharge Wellness To start the business here But it was always going to be a temporary space And honestly I don't think Contessa and Scott will be bad landlords What could possibly go wrong?

28:57Nothing could go wrong I'm like Yep, yep, yep We'll put it in on that one Yeah So So Contessa, so they're going to some sexy event thing. Yes. And they have to dress very sexy and wear heels and stuff. Getting it over quickly, by the way. The annual Dr. Jackie does something with vibrators or sexiness thing. Like Dr. Jackie is really, she's really into it. She loves this. But I'm like, it's every single season. It's like, it's either the vibrators, it's the sexy, whatever this was. This was like sexy dancing, sexy strutting. I don't know. but this is i'm glad we just removed we're sort of getting all the stuff out of the way early this season like the simone and quad fight and now the dr jackie event like if they went and went down to jamaica and did their couples therapy in episode three i'd be like fantastic fantastic now we can get to new stuff let's just get it rolling uh so tory doesn't even want to go to a jackie event because there's no liquor and contest is like um hello i brought liquor in my bag We're fine So Simone's like Well I don't know what the hell is up for tonight Because Jackie knows I'm like Bozo the Clown in my heels I would rather sit at a bar And have a cocktail

30:21But we are at the dance studio So the ladies start arriving And Tori's like We're gonna have cocktails You know I brought cocktails You did not, Contessa did So they even brought like cups out of their purse That she starts passing around So they, yeah, they start drinking and everything And Simone is like, I am about to get my freak on For the sisterhood So Jackie shows up and she gives a plant to Toya And Quad shows up and Heavenly goes up She shows up and she's like, so how are we all doing everyone? And Jackie's like, today is about dealing with the stuff that we haven't been dealing with, which in Brandy's case is her enlarged neck.

31:03But I also want to have fun. And so I'm going to let you all take it away. Desiree, come on in here and teach everyone how to dance in a sexy way. Now, if Desiree is the one that you might notice was in here dancing alone just for the cameras when no one else was here, just because she's a braggart and a show-off. Desiree, do it for Simone. Do it for Simone. Okay, you can stop your sexy dancing.

31:30so um so then they do like some heels movement and so they're all doing different they're all doing it it's like a wacky sexy scene it's like a sexy dancing scene so meanwhile guys i don't know what you've been wondering but i've been over here wondering what do the husbands think so let's go to a husband thing the husbands are meeting up for dad talk and um steve is like whoa guys you missed a great event okay i wish you all could have made it there you missed a great event for the sanders polo classic it was nice it was nice i wore a crazy suit it's a yellow suit with a fedora that had some louis vuitton uh scarf wrapped around the top and everyone agreed it was the most fashionable thing of 2025 so that's all the husbands are like well it was pretty tame and brandy's husband says it's not usually tame and they're like oh oh welcome to the show sucker I know.

32:24Yeah, like, yeah, this is, that's not like, it doesn't go that way. So now we go back to the dance studio and Jackie's like, all right, ladies. So I wanted to see how we could all talk about being better people, better friends. Because guess what? We're going to heal the sisterhood for the 12th year in a row. We're going to heal it. And this time it's going to stick. Okay. So I have a few questions I've written down that will definitely bring people closer. So here's the first one. I'd also like to point out that none of these are questions. They're all statements. Here we go. I sneak through my husband's phone when he's in the shower Oh yeah that's me Whenever he's there I snoop I don't give a shit I can look I want to know I want to know okay I was raised in the household Where some people cheated Yeah I'm not gonna say no names dad Mom but like mama said Don't go look you won't you know Cause if you go looking and you find it You better be ready to react Well I stay ready Oh my god Tori is just always ready to catch Eugene By the way did you notice that Eugene listen this man's not gonna cheat and let me tell you why he's got two of everything did you notice that outside he has two green eggs which is crazy that's a lot of what he what yes he has two right next to each other those smokers the green egg smokers he's got two right next to each other and then when they went inside and you saw because you know i'm a counter lover i love counter space and so i was like oh my god they've got so much shit on their counters in there they had two instapots right next to each other who are you all cooking for that's a lot of people you're a four-person family what what are you doing over there they're gonna give charles oakley some ideas he's like wait a second so first thing i thought of he's gonna outdo me and my my my strike unknown at brussels sprouts well i thought that that meant he wouldn't get divorced But then I was like, wait, maybe he is going to get divorced because he's already ready to split everything up.

34:19So he's got two of everything. I don't know. Whichever way you look at it, that man shops. Two green eggs. Well, he must be having barbecues, like big barbecues. Yeah. You have two green eggs. Oh, he loves a barbecue. Yeah. That's crazy, though. Two green eggs. Yeah. Okay. So Toria snoops through the phone. Okay, so then Jack is like, okay, let's make it a little more personal. We've only got this studio for one more sexy dance. So Simone would not have gone to Quad's party regardless of when the invitation was sent. There you go. Very natural question. So then Simone goes, that is not true. But when you invite me the day of, you don't really want me there.

35:06So glad we're going over this again. It was a very important fight to have for 20 hours in a row. So then we go back to the guys and Angel's husband's like, okay, guys, give me some advice. I'm just a rookie here with my new wife. And Eugene's like, well, the wives, when they get together, you know, sometimes they keep it a little too real. So you got to move a little stealthy with the ladies. All right. Because remember, they're ladies and we're men. They don't have any sense. And we have all the sense. Okay. Yeah. And Cecil goes, that's a good word. I like that. And Eugene's like, you know, hey, you two need to like, hey, if you guys need to be friends or you guys need to get together, this is ridiculous.

35:47Like, don't do that. Don't try to like get in the way. That doesn't work. It never works. Like, yeah, it doesn't work. It doesn't work whatsoever. So the guy, Angel's husband's like, but what, what, what, what, but I mean, so what I was going to ask is like, what's the best approach? Okay. Well, first of all, you have to tell your wife, I support you. Okay. That's number one. I'm on your side. And he goes, but what if she's wrong? Be on her side. And as they on her side, no matter what. Eugene keeps up. He keeps something like, just be on her side. You can maybe find a little crack in there and then try to get some reason in there, but be on her side.

36:26And it keeps, every time he says this, it keeps cutting to Curtis looking more and more angry and upset. Because of course, Curtis does not like the idea of, you know, blind loyalty to the stuff that Toya says. because she just went on TV and said that Curtis has his hands on everyone's asses. Yeah. So Scott's like, well, you know, you just can't uphold what she's doing wrong all the time. And Eugene's like, yes, whatever she's saying, maybe, you know, add your little nugget of reason if you can, but then stand back because you will die. So then we go to the women and Quad's like, well, I invited you to the birthday and I made light of the situational.

37:02And Toya's like, but that wasn't even a weird limitation. That was the shade of it. Well because she shaded me first Simone's like but you go And drag me on TV Don't point your finger at me You You did it You shaded me first Do not get your life together And do not point at me My life is already Together Simone why Why are you so upset Simone My life is together Why are you so upset, Simone? All my life is good, but you dragged me and you're getting that shit back. If you hurt me, I'm gonna come out and I am punching. But you're not the only motherfucker that can swing, though. I have tried with you, Simone.

37:55I have tried. And I don't even know what's the problem. There was a time where you were shutting me out with the group. Yeah, okay. Here's the thing. Here's the thing that's missing. These two ladies, they actually love each other. The more they yell at each other, the more they love each other. everybody just rolls their eyes and she's like hold my hand hold it Simone hold it like you care because Simone I care about you I was hurt by you and I hurt you and I'm gonna say that to you and I want you to hear what I'm saying Simone I want you to receive it and I apologize for I hate the way I hear.

38:41I own that I hurt you. Well, I mean that from the bottom of my heart. Now, how do you feel? How do you feel, Simone? I can cry, too. I oftentimes am functioning out of hurt and anger that you have shut me out. And you have it as your right. And I don't feel like I deserve it. I don't feel like I deserve it. So I'm going to leave it right. there, tears, tears, tears. And Angel's like, this is sisters through, this is sisters, this is what sisterhood is. Okay, well, Angel, you've learned the key word, so that's good. So Simone's like, I don't want to be at odds with the quad. It's good to get it out and now I can see how I'm feeling and hopefully we will never have to circle back and discuss this shit again.

39:29I'm like, well, you're the one who's in control of that because you're the one who brings it up over and over and over again. I know, Jackie's like, at least we don't have to talk about it anymore until you write it down on another goddamn card i like that brandy was like oh god this is like watching soap operas where they're like i hate you you die i love you and then it cuts to simone simone and quad beam i love you simone

39:56so um so stupid but so dependable like every year it can make me laugh so back outside with the men's Curtis is like well we're sitting here having a conversation about how uneasy we feel when people say stuff about our characters and we all agree that doesn't put you in a good place but now when wives start to put stuff out there in the media that's untrue about somebody in this group we've got to deal with that hint hint fill in the blanks and I heard Eugene just say I'm going to support her whether she's wrong or right I mean we can't do that if I know my wife is putting something out there that's not true i'm not gonna sugarcoat it well she is putting something out there that's not true where she said that toya sat on your lap so you're not you're not telling her not to say that i mean curtis i'm sorry but you've been a pig on this show okay you put toy in your lap you're inappropriate with the women and you cheated on your wife so and then you show up in that that goddamn old fashion car every single time cruiser whatever the fuck you're in i can't deal with the flames your midlife crisis car please um but also you're not married to toya and like i feel like i feel like like eugene has to be like yes you're right yes you're right because if he doesn't like his life is hell for the next like month yeah and eugene's like well okay well i don't have that experience because my wife's not putting anything out that's not true and he's like well we know oh, you didn't respond to it.

41:26You saw it and didn't respond. And that's got to end. And Steve is like, well, what Curtis is saying is there has to be a certain level of accountability we hold our wives to. Okay, good luck with that. How about not come on their show and give your opinion about every little thing? I don't want to hear it from the men. Okay? It's every season with these men. Like, okay, guys, women are crazy. How to deal with the locos in our life. every time he's like spouses are supposed to have those conversations with them and let them know and if you're in the wrong you're in the wrong i'm like okay so can we have a conversation about that fedora from last week then steve no kidding you're in the wrong you're in the wrong yes with your louis yes look at the husbands you've got that one then you've got curtis the cheater then you've got um eugene who i really can't say much for eugene except he overbuys green eggs and then You've got Curtis.

42:17He was like slowly, you know, devolving into alcoholism right before our eyes. The man built a bar in his basement. Oh, Cecil. Cecil. Cecil. I always get this. Well, he also spent that on this show. I'm sorry. Remember, he spent$35 ,000 on that upstart for like kids to. Yes. For kids to have jobs. What was that called? Like kid work or something where the kids should have been called kids incorporated. On a kid's sign, and then the adults go online and hire kids. And everyone's like, ooh, it's a little human trafficking. Don't love that. King, I mean, I think King is more or less okay right now, but I'm sure something will come up.

42:59But King just basically sits there and is like, what are you guys talking about? King is good. King is smart. He's playing this whole thing right, where he's like, you're all crazy, but I still love you. I also feel like King is younger, and he's just like, look at all these like dads, these old guys like talk, you know, you start when people reach a certain age, they, everyone becomes like, you know, like a preacher. And they just start basically declaring like, this is how you got to do things. I'm saying that as someone who's actually, I was going to say, I feel attacked all the time, but we're at the age, but you're like, King is looking around.

43:35Like these guys don't know what they're talking about. So, so, So then, so Curtis is basically like, you, I don't like what your wife is saying about me. That's what he's basically saying. And Eugene just pivots. He goes, hey, hey, hey, let's just lighten the mood. Let's literally lighten the mood. Okay, it's daytime again, everyone. It's daytime. Hey, so Toya says that Heavenly's running for something. What's she running for, Damon? He's like, she's looking at states representative because she's going to do her thing. And I never saw her in politics, but she's smart and she's influential. and she's got, you know, she's got me so I can make it work, so it's gonna be really good.

44:12Yeah, you're a real Melania over there. He's gonna wear a little hat with a brim.

44:22And King's like, that's the key right there. And so they're like, you got our vote. Which is a lie. So then we go back to Heavenly and the other ladies and Heavenly's like, before we go I just have to bring it up. I heard that a lot of people have comments and questions about things I was doing and things going on in my life, and I'm running for state representative, and I feel like somebody has to stand up, especially in my district and my community, because they're not being heard over the sound of the drills. I have offered to turn the drill sounds down. So first, Toya, what I would ask you, if you have any questions, let me know, and I can tell you.

44:59When I heard that you were running for anything, the first thing I thought about was, wow she doesn't even know how to maintain her relationships in her friend group well the question is do you know what a state representative does to you uh sorry go ahead well I'm gonna go back to your other question I absolutely thought it was a joke oh okay so do you know what they do do you know what they do to you I don't give a fuck I don't give a fuck I know you don't but what I'm telling you is that a state representative wouldn't be you okay that wouldn't be you no matter what they do okay and she's like because you can't even hear the people you can't even hear them please understand the african american people are underrepresented and i am the perfect representative for them i'm the people and i am not voting for you do you know what a state representative does do you know what it does heavenly yes yes yes i do yes i do and it ain't you okay uh-uh it ain't you it'll never be you it'll never be you you don't know you don't know sorry i need my fucking kid's name out of your mouth your voice starts to come down you know i need my fucking kid's name out of your name doya well i'm glad you brought that up because i was just gonna ask you how you was doing bitch how could i leave that out of my life when you're when you dog our entire families and she's they're holding her back.

46:29They're like making a while in front of Toya. Toya's like, for the last 10 years, you have done nothing but talk about me and mine. So welcome and enjoy what it feels like. I mean, as if Toya also has not talked shit about everyone. I mean, this is like the messiest duo on Bravo. I doggone stuff that you bring to the table and I know a lot about your family and I never said anything, Toya. Oh, well, I don't bring that shit to the table. I wouldn't bring that to the table. This bitch is making me out crazy. cadessa's like i told you we should have had a group hug but that wouldn't have happened so yeah it ends with heavenly being like oh i know lots of shit on you toya and it's about to come out if you don't watch your ass which is basically what you want to hear your your state politician your state representative say i would vote for her i'm gonna move to that town just to vote for her i would vote for heavenly i think that she is a very smart woman and i would love to see her you know like curse out some of the stodgy old politicians um that are probably uh undermining her and her constituents that would be good times all right everybody thank you so much for being here we will be back tomorrow with some below deck mediterranean and a bonus episode for the trailer trash of summer house and on patreon thanks so much for being here we'll talk to you next time Bye

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