#3108 RHOSLC S613 Part One: Agreek to Disagreek

0:00patch what happens合rrising rising Hi. Great. How are you doing? Good. Everybody, welcome. It is Real Housewives of Salt Lake City time, everybody. It's not exciting. I love a Salt Lake City day. It's so exciting. We're already on our Greek trip. I feel like we just got back from the yacht trip. I mean, I feel like, well, we had like three episodes since the yacht, And now we're back on. Now we're already headed out to our main, you know, grand finale trip. It's wild. Are they running out of public parks and freeway shoulders to use set pieces in Salt Lake City? Do we just have to get out of town?

1:11Well, guys, Monday we have a doubleheader coming up. We are going to be doing crappy hour at 530 p.m. because we love it. It's going to be our last one for the year. Might have a surprise. Not sure. but for sure it's going to be our last one of the year. So join us for that. And then before that, go back into the past, which is still the future, but will be the past by crappy hour. We are doing Amazon live every Monday now at 4 PM. You can watch that via the link on our stream on our link in bio on Instagram, or you can watch it on your Amazon TV app. Whoa, crazy. Your Amazon prime. Okay. So you guys come see us.

1:50We love doing those. We'll see you. Monday and then of course this week we still got nine zillion recaps so much goodness right now on Bravo our bounty is overflowing there's so much bounty you would think that we run a paper towel business so do you have anything to say to start or do you want to just jump in how do you feel I feel good I'm excited for crappy hour on Monday like you said there may be some there may be something special if you enjoy cooking, then I think you'll really enjoy this crappy hour. Um, uh, cooking and you are always concentrating on what your Roman empire is. You might enjoy this.

2:33Do you think about the Roman empire a lot? And do you also enjoy cooking? Maybe cookbooks? Um, we don't want to curse it. we don't want to curse it but um anyway the uh so i'm excited for that i'm excited for uh i'm excited for a multitude multitude of things i guess i'm excited to recap i don't know what do you want me to say i don't know i don't know my walls are up my walls are up my walls are up something can we just start today with you feeling something why are you always yelling why are you always screaming we should just be like the salt lake city housewives guys before we came on today ben screamed at me he abused me i've never cried so hard Sorry there's no proof, but he did it.

3:16Okay, so we are here. It's called Greek for the Week. We are Season 6, Episode 13. Let's watch Heather devolve more and more into her psychosis. What would you call it? I'm starting to think Heather's just psycho at this point because it's like every single week. Why are we so worried about Meredith when you've got Heather literally every week screaming and blaming somebody for something crazy? and taking other people's storylines. She's actually such a storyline stealer. Just get your own fights and your own storylines, lady. Yeah. So we start off at Angie's house, and her dad and Aunt Rita are there.

3:57We've never met Aunt Rita as far as I know. A little bit of Rita is all I need, as a great songwriter once sang. Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.

4:17you can't start mambo number five and not accept expect me to do that oh i didn't know what you were doing oh you're doing like the bridge part yeah a little bit of sandra's on the side a little bit of a little bit of Meredith on a plane a little bit of Heather in the sisterhood this was the worst the six worst things that's ever happened to me in my life a little bit a little bit of Bronwyn actually not me at all I never said I was part of this song nope never sang this song I don't know what you're talking about they're all gaslighters on this show I feel like 90 % of them are gaslighting me all the time, but I like it.

5:06Anybody who's ever seen my dating history knows that I love a gaslighter. Love it. Yeah, sometimes you need a little bit of light in your life. And if it happens to be a gaslight, so be it. You know, they always say love and light. What if they're like, I'm sorry, we're giving you electric lighting. Like, damn it. It's like a stove. Like, damn it. Nothing's going to be the same again. Where's the gas? Yeah. You know, I feel like 2015, it was all about love and light. 2025, it's all about love and gaslight. and that's where we are. So Aunt Rita is here and I'm like a little upset that it took us so long to meet Aunt Rita because I feel like I want long extended scenes with Aunt Rita.

5:43Really? I think Aunt Rita's a fucking poser. I want her off my screen. She's a fucking bitch. Just kidding. What if I just hate for Aunt Rita? No, I feel like she probably has some hot takes on things and she probably hates all the women except for Angie, of course. and I feel like she's disgusted by how slowly it takes for them to catch on to Greek. She's like, I've told you at once, that's enough. Well, but Greek language, can I ask you a question? Yeah. Why is every word so long? I mean, they're like, how do you say hello? And they're like,

6:17It's like, what the hell? Why do you need a paragraph? What's high? Just start with high. Let's not even say hello, just a high. Abbreviate it. It's long. It's very long. Well, I have to say, like, German is also really long. And I feel like, I don't know what's longer, Greek words or German. Like, well, because in Germany, they love to just take words and just, like, mix it all together. Like, if you want to say, I'm going to, like, dry cleaner. I just looked up. Dry cleaner is like, I'm like, what? It's like, I was like, that's a lot for dry cleaner. Well, I think the Germans I know just, you know, they just use short words with me because they know I'm dense.

6:55So I get like, you know, schneller fatso, which means run, you know, faster fatty. Or, well, I like that they have fatso also. Or just, you know, no is like, nein! I feel like the German, I mean, the Greek no is like, well, schnick, you know, blef, blef, blef, blef. Like very long. Well, I just looked up dry cleaner in Greek, and that's stegno katharisterio. So that was also pretty long. Case closed. Yeah. Well, the Greeks have been around a long time. Yeah, so suck in Aunt Rita. Just kidding. Aunt Rita. Aunt Rita, get shorter words. Seriously, Aunt Rita. I guess they don't call it my big skinny Greek wedding.

7:38Big fat because the letters, the words are fat. The words are big words. My extremely long Greek wedding. I think that Aunt Rita, I will predict that she says this every time she comes to Angie's house to eat. Vegetables again? Salad? all we have is salad every time is this what we what greek is salad only can't we order chinese like no but that was the time for more greek food

8:09uh so heather and mary come because um they're going to learn greek words for their trip to greek so only some of the cast needs them and he's like i'm only inviting people that i actually like so i will have two people over to learn some greek words yes so her dad is is lewis right lewis is louis it's lewis not louis right i don't know you know the name's confusing on purpose and i refuse to play their game it is kind of annoying that like it's hard to know if someone's a lewis or a louis because it's spelled the same way although actually a lot of times lewis is spelled l-e-w-i-s or in greek it has 10 more letters if he doesn't have the common decency to put the pronunciation in his Instagram bio, then he's not getting a proper, you know, request from me for pronunciation.

8:58I'm going to call him Louise. Be like, I'm putting both together and now you'll be a Louise. Anyway, Louis, I'm going to say Louis. Although I feel like a Greek dad would be more like a Louis than a Louis. So I'm going to say Louis. So Louis says, have you ever been to Greece before? You'll like it. And he goes, I can't believe I'm going. It's the original sisterhood. athena kira persephone demeter all the original ladies they were the original real housewives of olympus i'm surprised she actually did not make a joke like that that's such a heather joke as i said since i'm applying for my greek citizenship i really want to take the ladies to see the most beautiful country with the most beautiful people and join me in being greek for the week little little Angie's this is like the moment that Angie's been waiting for her first like cash trip to Greece and by the way they all benefit Angie's been doing the Greek the Greek thing with the flags and the sunglasses for a while and they all benefit because now they all get to go to Greece which honestly this is this looks like a beautiful trip so a week earlier at the colonial founding fathers tea party thing that they did on a stage in a warehouse angie we see a angie told everyone by the way we are going to greece so now that's how we know that they really are going to greece because she said it do you think that um greek people hate american greek people do you think they resent them when they come and they're wearing their like flags and they're like hey there's my greek friends look at me i'm greek do you think they're like fuck off yeah i'm gonna say yes because i feel like a lot of countries do like i feel like italians go to italy you know like theresa judice goes to italy and she walks through one of those lemon shops or the tourist shops or whatever say oh yeah i'm italian they were like shut up no you're not get the fuck out of here you're ragu ass get out of here with your reo's ass you know i saw your sister-in-law on a reo's commercial get out of here get out of here you cheetah i just wonder because it makes me feel bad for angie because she's just so excited you know she's got great flags greek glasses greek bra i mean she's just really ready to go and she's one of those people who when she's someplace she likes she's like oh my god look isn't it so different here like at one point she even went oh my god look greek honey it's so different are those greek bees they really they really get on the case over there it's greek we are greek we are greek um i feel like um i was i was gonna make a joke about like um How maybe the people of Greece are happy that Angie Kay is like their celebrity ambassador.

11:46So that then made me start to look up who are some like famous people who are Greek. And like the Greek celebrity situation is really strong. I don't know. It's strong. Yeah. It's strong. Jennifer Aniston. Yeah. Did you know this? Yes. Did you know that? Of course. Did? Yes. Of course. Because her father is Victor Kiriakis from Days of Our Lives. So yeah, I know he's Greek. Oh my God, I forgot about that. Okay, Tina Fey is also on this list. Obviously, we all know John Stamos. Like, obviously, Tiffany Thiessen. Okay, Maria Menounos. Bob Costas. Bob Costas is obvious. Betty White. Betty White is on this list.

12:26I didn't know Betty White was Greek. She has Danish, Greek, English, and Welsh descent. So I don't think that she's like hardcore Greek. Yeah, I'm going to give that up. No. Mina Suvari, for sure. like that's definitely obvious that she's I feel like Suvari sounds like it could be a Greek last name Kelly Clarkson Tommy Lee I didn't know that I think Kelly Clarkson is a surprising one Irene Popas there's one you know that Since You've Been Gone is actually about Atlantis

13:06okay so angie's like i brought the greekest greeks you'll know in salt lake city to come and give us a basic greek words that you need to know and so aunt reed is like yesu yesu means hi okay and heather's like um how do i say thank you and he says f f haristo f haristo and angie's like that's a big one huh oh i know that's a lot okay here's one how do you say snooze fast snooze fast come on try it aunt rita it's an inside joke i'm referencing a a fleeting moment that mary said that i assume will make a huge splash in pop culture uh because i'm predicting it will be but I won't actually know because I'll have to wait for the episode to air.

13:52And future me just told me it does not make a splash. So this entire Snooze Fest thing really is not that funny. Okay. How do you say you're a goddamn alcoholic and you probably blacked out on a plane and I'm sick of you calling me a liar in the sisterhood? She's like, oh, okay. We do have a word for that. So Angie's like, there's not a Greek word for snooze. is there. When the alarms go off in Greece, everybody gets up.

14:23Snooze sounds sort of like Zeus backwards, if you ask me. Well, he did lose control. You snooze, you Zeus. Right? Throwing a lot of lightning bolts around. Am I right? Am I right, everyone? So we go over to Meredith's house, and she's packing with Chloe, who's just dripping charisma. She's like, Oh, I probably need a cute white tie and queasy and glowing clothes like Yeah, potentially And of course, I need an easy breezy white blazer I love the idea of an easy breezy Meredith Marks and her easy breezy white blazer Like, oh, well, I need to make sure I have some nice firm shoulder pads And a beautiful linen fabric for my easy breezy white blazer All right, I packed my easy breezy white blazer so my swim attire is out and ready to go.

15:23Chloe, do you have my EBWB? My easy breezy white blazer? No. Okay, could you pack that for me, please? Yes, mother. So we go back to Angie's house and Aunt Rita is like, gosh, word for boring? I don't know this word. Greeks are not boring, so we don't know the word. Well, I'm not thin, but I know the word. No excuse, Aunt Rita. Sickier attitude. Aunt Rita's like, we're on TV. I can't let people know that there's ever a boring moment in Greece. So Louis is like, yes, we're not boring. We don't have a word for it. So Mary goes, how do you say you have no manners? And he's like, oh, well, that's obviously.

16:09How do you say easy breezy white blazer? I'm sorry to interject. Lewis is like, hold up. I'm sorry, what did that mean? It means I know you farted. Damn it, Angie. Now we go over to Lisa's house, who's packing, and John is like, oh, is this all you're taking? Yeah, no, I have like so much stuff in the bedroom, like 60 Chanel bags and I have like a whole box of Versace stuff that I have to go through and I'm like I know it's Italian but it kind of like feels Greek you know because I love all my stuff I think it's like really like I really got like really cute stuff you know because Italy and Greece are the same thing I'm not really sure what to take I just like everything's so cute I just have so many things he's just looking at her like god get me out of here get me out of here did you hear the rumor is that Todd that uh Bronwyn is officially separating from Todd and she's announcing it at the reunion don't don't whoa I did not hear that reunion wow reunion tea today not that Bronwyn is in this scene or anything but I don't know it's like whenever we're in scenes and not much is happening or we're trying to learn Greek which let's face it I barely know Spanish Like I barely know English.

17:26I just start, my mind starts wandering. And when my mind starts wandering these days, I just keep thinking, I wonder what Todd's like in a swinging relationship. Like what if you pulled Todd's keys out of the bowl and it's like, okay, well my husband gets Bronwyn who's hot and I get Todd. So I just, can we repick? Can we repick? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I guess we all saw that coming If that does happen Because things don't seem so great

18:02Little bit of reading my life Okay, so then A little bit of Werther's in my mouth A little bit of get off on my lawn A little bit of a calendar in my phone bomb pilots they're the future it's time for a commercial it's time for a crap it's commercial

18:32so we go back to angie's they're asking how to say shut up and um heather's like how do you say piss off and aunt rita's like well you can say which means get out of here oh aunt rita no Seriously, get out of here. Like JoJo said. I do like that when Mary asks, how do you say shut up, that like Lewis and Aunt Rita right away are like, oh, scuss. Like we say that all the time. Scuss, scuss, scuss. Okay, so we go to Bronwyn and Todd. Hey, did you hear that it's been announced that Bronwyn is separating from Todd officially and they're announcing it at the reunion? Oh my God. Isn't that crazy? See, now that we're talking about Bronwyn and Todd.

19:21So Bronwyn's like, well, Todd, I'm worried it's going to be a fiesta trip again. He goes, could be. But you know what? If they fight on this flight again, this time someone's getting zip tied to a chair, okay? Because what's the Greek police situation? Look at me, Todd, nervously laughing, hoping that you also find this to be a humorous situation and you're no longer angry at me participating in this show. Isn't this funny for us? well i don't think the police situation is very good over there i'd imagine especially for people who do things that their husbands constantly warn them against and continue to do anyway so you go hang out with that ladies you get thrown into greek clinton don't call me because i know greek for tough titties i love this i love this fun banter we have um you know angie's greek and she'll be able to get us out of trouble so i think we're i think we're gonna be okay it's i love this I love this.

20:15Well, we have this back and forth that we have, Todd. It's so fun. You don't know what Angie's going to say to him if she's speaking Greek. She might just say, yeah, lock the bitch up. That was, I know you meant that as a joke, even though you were being very serious. Everything's great, Todd. Everything's great with us. Hand me my iPad. I got a halfie. Back to Angie's house, Aunt Rita is like, so you're going over there to be nice and meet people, or are you going over there to be mad? Okay, I've decided I love Aunt Rita now. I'm not going to come for Aunt Rita anymore. Aunt Rita read this room immediately.

20:53And Heather's like, well, both. A little bit of both, actually. So now we're here at the airport and everyone gathers. And Heather's like, I've never been to Greece. Always wanted to go. You know, I've seen the Clash of the Titans. And if Harry Hamlin is on the island of Santorini, I will not turn him down. love that 40 year old reference to a cult movie that's uh yeah i mean what do you want there's really crapping look at our modern references we're like hey you got any facts of life references you can throw in there i know i'm actually shaming her for having such a young reference i mean like hello can we not find something in like 1973 that we can reference i mean surely there's something in kramer versus kramer although that's 78 i'm typing in is park overall greek dynamanoff please let dynamanoff be greek she's not greek she's an american actress there you go dynamanoff is dynamanoff greek it's dynaman no dynamanoff is not greek i love i love ai ups like ai seems actually bothered that i requested this like like how could you ask me this of all the things you could ask ai not this no dynamanoff is not Greek.

22:09Born to New York City, Ashkenazi Jewish parents with her mother of Polish and Ukrainian Jewish descent. Also, just in case anyone's wondering, Lester Carbinal, not Greek. Also not Greek. Is anyone from the 80s sitcom Empty Nests of Greek Origin? Yeah, come on, AI. Okay, well, here's this. While the main cast of Empty Nests, like Richard Mulligan, Dinah Manoff Park overall wasn't Greek. There were Greek actors and characters in the Golden Girls slash Empty Nest universe. Notably, I love that. The Golden Girls Empty Nest universe. Notably, actor Dimitri Kreniotakis known for playing a Greek waiter in some episodes.

22:55So there you go, everyone. There you go. Answered. Asked and answered. So Mary has never been to Greece. No, she has been to Greece. and she's like it's so serene everything's just like i mean it's just it's just right it's almost it's it's almost like it's not real and lisa says yeah you know what being friends with angie it's like being on a daily trip to grace i'm hoping that after this trip i never have to hear about grace greek anything like ever again i'm like greeked out i don't even want to see the musical grace i don't even care like john travolta i don't even want him in my life i'm sick of that.

23:31I've had it. Yeah, the food's just a little bit too fresh for her in Greece. Let's be honest. She's like, wait a second. This food's delicious. I hate it here. So now we have arrived in Santorini. Although before we got to Santorini, we did see them cavorting on the airplane and having fun. And of course, the question on everyone's mind is, so now you can have a camera on a plane? Now suddenly there's footage? Yeah, Yeah, truly. So they go out. Their driver's there. And they're like, Nikos. Oh, my God. It's Nikos. It is Nikos. Hello, Nikos. You are Greek. Hello. We're in Greece. I am Greek. I am Greek.

24:16And she's giving everybody little Greek flags to walk out of the airport with. I'm just cringing so hard. I just imagine Elektra at home, like, hiding her face under a pillow. Like, why? Why, mother? Why? I am Greek. I am Greek. I am Greek. I am Greek. I am Greek. I'm more Greek than you. I was just hoping she'd start like Greek-offing with people. Like, I am Angie. I am Greek. You are not Greek. I am Greek. I am more Greek. I am more Greek. I am most Greek. I was just imagining Elektra at home running around in circles with an American flag. I'd be like, finally, I don't have to wave the Greek flag.

24:52It's her big rebellion. Ding. Yes, ma 'am. You've rung again. Yes. Could you please get me some? Please don't say it. I am Greek. Damn it. I fall for this every time. Please stop ringing your service bell, ma 'am. So now Heather is, she's, Lisa's asking, how big is Santa Rainey? So Nico says it's 76 square miles. And she's like, oh my God, that's like pretty big. And then we have this moment where for some reason, Heather decides she wants, I don't know, like she's comparing island sizes. She's like, oh, so it's more like Barbados or Catawang, where we just were, right? And they show like these islands and they're like X them out or whatever.

25:34I'm like, do we have to play a game about the relative size of Santorini to like Barbados? I feel like we're running a little dry on the game front here. She's like, okay, so I want to play a game. What do you think the worst thing Barbados has ever said to Santorini? I know. Heather's like, I just don't understand the size of islands or penises. Okay, that's... Okay, Heather. Let's try to have a non-funny season. How about that? You know, it's like, you know, when you say to a kid, like, how about we have some quiet time? I think, Heather, you know, you have many strengths. But, like, I think right now the material, I say this as someone who runs out of material all the time.

26:17All the time. Can we get Aunt Rita back here to just ask a question? Hey, Aunt Rita, how do you say this in Greek? Shh. Stas. Stas. Stas. Stas, please, Stas. For the love of God, Stas. So, yeah, so she makes that joke. At least, like, I knew that joke was coming. Oh, my God. Nico, please plug your ears. So now here's another Heather moment. I just want to smoke a Greek cigarette. We're getting tattoos, and we're coming home with Greek men's numbers in our phones. That's our three goals. Okay. Um, Nikos, do you have any single friends? Do you have any single friends forever? And Browen was like, um, he's like, after the conversation I heard today, not so much.

27:03Not so much. Even though it's frustrating that Browen betrayed my trust, I think the key in moving forward in friendship is not going backwards. Because if you want to go forward and you go backwards, then you're actually going backwards and not forwards. Unless you turn around and then backwards becomes forwards. which is really cool. And I've learned that like her ability to keep secrets is not very high. She doesn't have a high ability, which is not. Yeah. Cause it's like, yeah. Whitney makes no sense. What are you even talking about? None of this made sense. Betrayed your trust. You're the least trustworthy person on this show.

27:43What are you talking about? And then just her general language, you know, if you move forward, then you're not moving backwards. But if you're moving backwards while you're walking towards something, you're moving backwardsly towards it. Mine, I got lost. Can we start over? Her ability to keep secrets is not high. That makes any sense. So they get their rights. It's Whitney. God bless her. So they go for dinner at Angione's. Sounds Italian. Just going to say it. Okay. and they're greeted and seated and um they're like i'm sorry can we have your name for your reservation i am greek okay we got it we've got it it's very on the nose to bring angie to angione is so angie is like guys we have to do a cheers we're in greece together okay three two one we are greek okay for me this is like a dream come true it's surreal that my parents were born here and it's special to have you all here because nothing can be make me happier than to go to the most important place in the world and have you guys all ruin it for me.

28:55This will deepen our bonds. I have always wanted to be kicked out of my father's home country. So I'm so glad that you came with me here to deepen our bonds as friends. And I want you to know, I consider you all my friends. I am Greek. So thank you guys. And Yamas, we are going to have an amazing trip. The best Greek days of our Greek lives. and they're like llamas llamas llamas whitney's on the end saying llamas probably so meredith is trying i just have to point out meredith's attitude here because it's so funny because meredith is coming on this trip and you can tell that she's like okay well i've been attacked the last seven group events we've been to and this time i'm gonna start clean my easy breezy white blazer mentality so so she goes so tomorrow we're just gonna take it anyway she's like laughing and smiling for no reason i mean it's like oh my red if you can try with this positive attitude they are still gonna drag you girl i mean of course she's gonna have this like lovely attitude she packed her easy breezy white blazer so angie says we've been literally traveling for two days thank god i got the bags under my eyes fixed what what did you do under your eyes well i just got the fat pads removed so they take little chopsticks and they go under there and then they break the fat up and smooth it out one's like i know i was like find me up what do i she makes it sound so easy i'm gonna ask about that i'm going in tomorrow for some for some toxi talks i'm gonna ask them about that yeah be like can i have the um the i am greek chopstick under the eyelid uh eye bag situation yeah um so meredith is like well oh sorry brahma goes first she's like well actually doing this is this little diorama has changed the way i look at chopsticks from now on every time i eat lo mein i'm just going to be thinking about gall killer flat pads and how badly mine are noticeable because i'm not willing to have that surgery mm-hmm it's gonna not shake off her shoulders well easy breezy meredith marx is here i actually just hurt my neck by doing meredith marx neck impersonation i'm just want to report that to all of the listeners right now i like bone hogs so i'm not a huge filler fan well personally i think sorry what ben no i'm like i thought i thought meredith was a big filler fan but maybe i don't know i get i'm not good at spotting that you're much better at it i guess is did murder have there was some filler there yeah there's some really there i'm not really sure i mean i'm not really an expert the only the only way i'm an expert is the same way as you watching this show i'm trying to guess what everybody's done but yeah i mean i would say she looks different because do you think she that's a good question like are they facelifts every year because she looks different every year like she's one of the people who's actually coming close to looking like a filter which is good a compliment yeah she she is getting great work done but maybe it's just maybe it's just work and maybe it's not fillers i don't know i don't know but uh she's not a huge filler fan i don't prefer fillers and i don't want to support fillers but i will just have my easy breezy white blazer and no filler needed because the aura will be all around me i don't know what i'm saying please please please take over we could just listen to the human embodiment of filler heather what's your opinion and heather's like oh i think everybody should get all the fillers that they want i think everybody should get lots of filler every minute of every day by the way i'm gonna call someone crushingly insecure in about five minutes.

32:49I think she was shilling for her business at that moment. So then she's like, she's like, oh God, girls, look at my wrist. Also, we know, you know what I mean, Heather? We have eyes. That applies to so many things. She's saying this episode, like we know Heather. Santorini's beautiful. Oh, if I had a dollar for every single time I saw a handsome man in Santorini, I would be a Greek billionaire. I would be just like George Stephanopoulos these days. He's a billionaire, right? So it's been about how many minutes have we been watching the show? Would you say 10? So it's been about probably 10 minutes.

33:29And Heather has not started to, she's not started crap based on somebody else's storyline yet. So here she goes. Set her free, for Christ's sake. Just set her free. Tee them up, Heather. Okay, well, everyone Huh, I wonder what time it is Yeah, what time is it, Heather? Well, it's about that time And so Brittany is like, oh my god, Heather Let me see your watch, wow, your watch So, um, Heather has a new watch She goes, Lisa, I have something to tell you That you're not gonna like I bought a Cartier Oh my god, I love that for you That's, that's like really great I'm just gonna smile I love that you bought a Cartier Yeah, yeah, that's like really awesome Well, audience, during our layover, and another off-camera thing I'm going to bring up because no one can prove it wrong, Lisa and Angie got into it about Angie's Cartier watch.

34:21And Lisa accused Angie of copying her. And Lisa thinks it's only special if Lisa wears it. said they were fighting so much about the cartier watch it seemed like such a big deal that when i went downstairs and saw the duty free shops i was like how much is a cartier watch because i didn't know so i bought a cartier watch and so did whitney you are so sad that you would spend six grand to like punk somebody that does not give a shit about you like what are you doing This is one of the more embarrassing things I've seen on this show. I'm not saying something. So Mary's like, you guys bought one?

35:05Like, how much was it? I don't know. It was like six grand, like not much. I'm like, okay. Whitney goes, I get a call from Heather, and she's laughing. She's like, I'm buying us matching Cartiers. And I was like, are you going forwards or are you going backwards? Because if you go forwards, you can't go backwards. And she said, stop it, Whitney. I'm buying Cartiers. and I said I don't even know what that is anyway I still don't well because it was duty-free I could get a second Cartier watch for practically the same price as if I was buying them from the Cartier store BOGO at Cartier I'm in how does that work how does duty-free work what am I missing out on here no I don't understand duty-free I don't understand it I don't feel like it was truly a Bogo at the Cartier store.

35:52And yeah, I have to say, honestly, like how many times the things have to happen at airports or on airplanes for the Salt Lake City production crew to just learn that they have to have their cameras on at all times. I mean, how many rings have to be lost in a bathroom? How many seats have to be shaken during Crazy Rich Asians? How many Cartiers have to be purchased before you guys turn on your cameras truly um so lisa is just you know she knows they're punking her so she's just like oh congratulations congratulations i'm like so happy for you but you know she really is bothering her because she's doing the thing with her hair and just like flicking her hair back and stuff and um heather's like she's acting like it's no big deal but i know she's at least mildly irritated by it um they were fighting about Cartier watch isn't that crazy and Mary's like who was these two Whitney and Lisa it was or Angie it was like you copied me and she was on the phone looking for photos and I was like I'll copy her right now it's different from your Cartier I mean this is hilarious this Cartier fight this is going in the canon of Salt Lake City am I right guys Cartier fight it is different it's really different like yours is so like less shiny it's probably cheaper so good for you and mary's like yeah i wouldn't want a cartier watch who's going to argue about that like that's a grandma watch i mean just like none of us just bring chickens but still why are you why are you arguing over a grandma watch sexy watch sister todd i was just jerking off the pictures of cartier on his i did not know that cartier watches were grandma watches um I mean, I'm I don't also I don't know.

37:44Mary sometimes is an unreliable narrator when it comes to reality. But now I assume that there are grandma watches. So I probably won't get one. Sorry, Cartier. But if they were about to get were you about to get a Cartier watch? No, were you super? No, I was a person, but I've sure changed my mind now. Well, I will say I was hanging out with a wealthy friend in Vegas. and he is like going down like this Rolex path. I think that's the only thing about this. Yes, I know you're from, well, that's a watch. I mean, a Rolex. That's a watch. So I've never been into fancy watches. I just, I feel like that's crazy.

38:24I feel like fancy watches are crazy. So my friend was like, I want, let's go to the Rolex store because I guess he has a starter Rolex. And he's like, I want to look at the Rolexes. So we went in and the Rolexes, this is shocking guys. I'm going to break everyone's brains. The Rolexes were beautiful. I was like, oh, I get it. Those are really, really nice. Of course, they cost like 10 ,000 at the start. The minimum. Yeah, that's a cheap one. Minimum. That's embarrassing. But I was like, okay. I hope he didn't buy one of those. No, he probably didn't. Actually, I think 15 ,000 was where they start.

38:54I don't remember. I'm not, again, I'm not a watch gay. But then I was like, that's cool. But then my friend said that like, if you've never had a Rolex, they're not going to sell you one. They'll tell you that it's like back order. They can't get it to you right now. They want to make sure you know how to like take care of a Rolex before you have one. So you have to get it from like, you have to get an aftermarket Rolex from someone else. Yeah. You have to like prove you're worthy of the Rolex. Yeah. Yeah. He was like Ferraris. And I was like, who would wear that? I don't want that. Yeah. But like now learning that you can't just get a Rolex.

39:30Now I want a Rolex. Now I'm like, wait, because it's like, wait a second. No, I'm not really. I'm not going to let you get a Rolex. If you get a Rolex. No, no, no, no, no. Take it off. I'm not going to get one. I'm not going to get one. I'm just saying like, it's like the moment that you hear that there's like scarcity and that like it's difficult to get. Like I am like, it's honestly, if you just told me McKenzie's child is like difficult to get, I would change my tune in one second. I'd be like, I love that checkerboard shit. Give me some checkerboards. Oh, I want checkerboards on everything.

40:02I am such a, like I am, I am such a typical consumer. Like the moment you say that something is difficult to get is the moment I, I'm like, I need to get it. I need to get it. Rolex, though, is probably not worth it. Commercials. Here comes one right now.

40:23You're more like a Lisa. But anyway, the whole point is that when it occurred to me that I couldn't get a Rolex, I looked elsewhere in the store and they had Cartier. I was like, oh, Cartier seemed nice. Well, everyone can get a Cartier. Loser. Loser. We're out of Rolexes, but please, can we show you a Cartier? I just don't believe that in Las Vegas, they're going to have a store in a mall, in a high-end mall for Rolexes, but refuse to sell you one. That just doesn't sound right. They'll sell to other Rolex people, but they're not going to sell to Ben Mandelker. Look around Las Vegas. Look around the people walking around Las Vegas.

41:02Those are not Rolex people. I mean, come on. How are they going to stay open if they don't? I just don't like you see like mall food court people all over Vegas. Like someone is buying those watches. Is anyone allowed to buy a Rolex? I just don't. I just am hoping that if we talk about it long enough, Rolex will say, you know what? Let's give those two guys Rolexes. They will never do that. Well, it says anyone can buy a Rolex, but popular models are extremely hard to get new from an authorized dealer due to high demand and limited supply. park overall is not greek please stop asking me park overall is like i got one i'm in tannessina i got one yeah it does say that um if you want one of the new nice ones like a limited or whatever that you they do often require long wait lists or building relationships so this is sounding true while less popular models might be available so you have like this you can get like the shitty ones or like the ones that everybody will look down on like you'll get your first one and walk around like oh my god i got a rolex and people with rolexes are like he got the other gay rolex and they would just sell anybody a duty free loser they had a dream they had a dream i wonder what the watch park overall has though i guess you just keep dreaming about your rolexes and I'll be over here, you know, praying for world peace.

42:28I'm a good person. So Whitney tells her Cartier story, and they're still trying to make Lisa mad, and Lisa is onto their game, and so she doesn't really care. I mean, it's stupid. So she's like, well, but these two, they're fighting about copying, and she's scrolling through things on her phone, but we all got Cartiers. And Angie's like, well, I want to say it's not a competition. Everyone has beautiful things. Everybody works Greek hard. And we're all Greek happy for you that you got a Greek Cartier. And you should all be happy for everyone else. And no one is copying. Because, Lisa, Lisa, you say that about all people.

43:08That you think I got a Cartier because you were wearing one. And, yeah, you said, yeah, I did think you copied me. Yeah, well, when I wear a chaparelli, then you start wearing chaparelli. And then, like, when I listen to Liza Minnelli, you listen to Liza Minnelli. Okay? Well, I had a Cartier over 10 years ago, and now suddenly you have one, and I copied you. Yeah, but I've had mine for like three or four years, so I kind of like, you sort of copied me as long as you've been on the show. So you're like, yeah, three or four years, yeah. Then find a photo of you wearing it. No, you find a photo of you wearing it, and also wearing chaparelli, because I wear that too.

43:49I will, because I have one on my Facebook, and that's how old it is. It's on Facebook. dang that was i thought that was that was one of the most damning things to come out of this show is that like when a real housewife is like dissing facebook for being old you're like whoa that's bad that's really bad i like that andrew's like competition is stupid i know exactly where you can find my cartier ring my cartier watch picture it's like i've had it longer you guys are so silly she has like an archive status somewhere that's like angie k is happy with her new Cartier watch. Yeah. It's like in 2014.

44:30It's like Farmville. No, because you know it wasn't. You know it was like, Angie Katsunavis is, I got a Cartier. Yes, that's exactly right. Oh, God, that was the worst when you had to finish the sentence. That seemed kind of fun. Lisa's like, this is kind of silly, don't you think? Well, you know what is silly? It's your non-Greek snobbiness. Like, oh, you copied my watch. Well, guess what? You copied everything from Greece because we started democracy. Yeah, but you know what? I'm not snobby. I'm not snobby, though. So I didn't copy that because I'm not snobby. Like, you're the only one who can afford certain things.

45:12No, I didn't say that. You know what? You can think that, but I've never said that. I haven't. I've never said that. Have I said it? Yeah, but I've never said it. But you just said it. You did. Why do you think I would copy your watch? I don't know. You know what? Because people see things and they copy it. That's why. I don't know. I think I've had this since before my daughter was born. I mean, people own nice things. Like this is literally from, this Cartier watch is literally from 2500 BC. It is, they found it in the Parthenon and the Pantheon and the Acropolis. In Athens, Sparta. And Bronwyn says This is the kind of petty I live for Someone did buy this watch first I'd like to see who I had mine first And I had my Rolex first And I had my Porsche first But it's not a competition No because you know what I've had my Porsche forever I've had it forever Like even when I was a little baby I was driving like a little baby Porsche I have a Porsche I have a Porsche Yeah, but you know what?

46:17I had a Porsche in the womb. I was riding a Porsche in the womb. They couldn't even hear a heartbeat. They could just hear an engine that was really loud. Like the neighbors in the ICU when I was born were asking my car to be quieter. I have a Porsche Pegasus special edition for Greek people. It flies. Your husband is Porsche Pegasus. So whatever. I don't even care because I've had a Porsche like forever. I had the first Porsche. I had the first Porsche he ever made. I have actual horses in my Porsche. Like I bought two horses and those are the horsepowers of my horse. Not to be fancy, but like it just is what it is.

46:54I've had the first horse drawn Porsche. I have the first Porsche that runs purely on Spanakopita. Sorry. Yeah. Well, you know what? My Porsche loves Greek food. So it just ate your Spanakopita Porsche. Sorry, you're out of a Porsche. You shouldn't have been made out of Spanakopita. My Porsche has a force field. It's a force field made of pita. Sorry. sorry but my porsche has not had um carbs for like three years but it's her birthday so i just let her eat carbs so she just ate your your spanish open up pita bread force field sorry sorry but my porsche comes with a side of fries that makes it kind of a little bit of a better porsche sorry and so in this non uh we're not competing storyline just to add to it i love i love housewives social media like reddit and the stupid stories you hear because there are so many that are popping into my head just watching this like did you know that angie got her own competing french fry ad like her own sponsorship because lisa has one of these and so you know already i was going to make you guess and angie has arby's and while that's great for her i'd like listen i think everyone i want to i would take an arby sponsorship you know but you're not competing by winning arby's you know you have to do an arby's arby's is meat with bubbles in it it has bubbles in the meat you guys look at your arby's meat i am not gonna say this is the end of our podcast but you've had a really great run for 14 years ronnie i will take any day over let's break up we're almost 15 years old go ahead and 14 we're hitting 14 we're hitting oh you're right you're right okay yeah this is our bar for another year yeah yeah no we're entering high school um no for real i would take arby's over wendy's any day of the week what that's just uh-huh I don't believe you.

48:44I don't agree with you. I don't believe you. No. A hundred percent. First of all, curly fries, horsy sauce, Barbie sauce. Like, yes, the meat is the meat. But you know what? At least they got the meats. The meat's disgusting. A hundred percent. And the bread's not good either. And Wendy's has amazing bread. And even with their changed french fries that are extra crispy now, they're still very good. They're better than a curly fry. I'll say. What I will do, what I will do is I have not been to Wendy's in years. I actually almost went to Wendy's when I was at the Dallas airport recently. I will, I will go revisit Wendy's and I will, I'll make a fair and balanced assessment.

49:26Okay. I will say that right now that like, I actually love Arby's and I'm so sad that the one here in Hollywood closed down because, um, I love it. I love like Arby's like a, like a roast. I mean, I've had an Arby's moment for sure. Like when I was younger, when I was 15, I used to drive to dinner theater with this guy named Chris and we would go binge together. We were like binge friends. We were really fat and we would go binge. And so sometimes we'd go get like a pizza and just sit in the car and scarf a pizza. I mean, by the way, this is the kind of friend to have. It's like your heroin friend.

50:00You know, you're like, let's do heroin together tonight after work. But we would do this and we would go to Arby's because they would have like 50 cent Arby's day or something where you can just buy shit. for super cheap and we would get just bags of arby's and just binge so part of my being grossed out by arby's is that i reached that point where i just had so much and then one day i was looking at it and i wasn't feeling good but i was still eating it you know because binging and i looked at it and i saw all the air bubbles in the meat and i was like how is this made this isn't right this is like liquefied bubble knees it's just gross i mean i'm not i'm not going to dispute you that the meat is gross and fake.

50:37I just think I like it. I think I like it. And I mean, obviously, for me, McDonald's reigns supreme. At the end of the day, it's always going to be McDonald's. And then Burger King is number two for me, mainly because onion rings. The onion rings do a lot of heavy lifting. I enjoy a Whopper. I love a Whopper with cheese. Burger King needs to up their bun game. Their buns literally taste like... Sometimes they're like mealy. They're like a meal. It's like crumbly. It crumbles apart like paper or something like that. Something is wrong there. But I love me at Burger King. And then is Arby's next?

51:12It might be. I'm not sure. No, no. Well, for me, no. I would say McDonald's, Wendy's, Jack in the Box. I haven't had Jack in the Box since I did. Because Jack in the Box just has so many different things. Anyway, this conversation should end. I should revisit it. But I will say, if you're going to stick to your Arby's, if you're going to do your taste test between Arby's and Wendy's, I know who's going to win. I mean, but if you do tend to, I don't want to sway your decision, but if you do tend to start going towards the Arby's vote, just remember you're not going to get a Rolex that way. Because no one at the Rolex store is going to hear that you chose Arby's and give you a Rolex.

51:48Yeah, this is definitely, like if there was someone at the Rolex Corporation that was like, you know what, we should send Ben and Ronnie some Rolexes. They've now decided I'm bad for the brand. By the way, yeah, send us our shit. Okay, so meanwhile, you think this went on a long time, audience? Sorry, but this fight is going on longer on the show. What do you want us to talk about on this episode? They're still going about who copied what. And so she's like, you know what? It's not a competition, but my Porsche is a 2025. And I got the first color of this color in the state. So, you know what?

52:27Like, if Joseph Smith drove a Porsche, like, he would be jealous that he didn't have mine. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, Lisa says, Angie is such a jealous, competitive person. It's unhealthy. Like, she's going to take years off of her life if she keeps this going. First, it's with, like, watches and cars. And, like, I don't even know what you drove. But you know what? I was driving when you were watching me on TV because I was on TV while you were not on TV yet. Oh, and by the way, Jen Shaw's out of jail today. That was the other thing. Jen Shaw's out of jail. Yeah, watching us. Watching us talking about Angie K watching me.

53:07Yeah. Yeah. Wow, that's crazy to think. So Angie's like, well, I don't care about things. You and I are so different. You just named all the things. Angie, stop it. And she's like, but I feel like you do care about things. You do. You care about them. I was like, no, I do not care about things. Only Greek things. I'm like a Greek girl. Greek girls just want to have fun. And it reminds me that you and I are so different. You are so worried about what things look like on the outside. Which is funny because Angie Kay just bragged about putting chopsticks under her bag and having the fat removed.

53:47I'm not worried about that. Yeah. That's like you putting that on me. I have hobbies. Just like you. And one of my hobbies is sitting in the bathtub and looking for stuff. And finding, like, cool, unique pieces for trips and special occasions. That's my hobby, sitting in a tub and looking for pieces. Now, Lisa, you know that the bathtub is Meredith's thing. You're stealing Meredith's thing now. By the way, I just ordered a bathtub at Duty Free. Are you looking to start an argument? It's not going to work with me because I've got my E.B.W.B. with me. Okay, easy, breezy, beautiful blazer girl. That's me, Meredith Marks in Greece.

54:29I mean, whatever. Then I don't sit in the bathroom. Then I sit on the bathroom floor and I look for things. That's what I do. Like, it's my hobby. I like to look for things on the internet. Things that'll be cute on trips. Sorry. Sorry I look for things. Why is, like... I'm just dying watching this. I love that stance. Sorry I look for things. why is looking like browsing for clothing in a bathtub feel like luxurious and indulgent but like doing it on the bathroom floor feels like sad and tragic it's like oh dear i feel like bathroom floor is like where people do things like they like pick up their loose pill that went flying somewhere you know or like are crying because from like the bath mat is like where sad things happen the bathtub is where like relaxation and wonderful things happen have you ever used a bath like do you do you have a bathtub now that you've used like that you don't have a bathtub i have a bathtub and i don't i've never used it once you know what my bathtub is for it's in the shower it's one of those like there's a shower like a stand-up shower but then in the shower in the same thing is a bathtub it's weird it's not the same unit you know what i mean you know how they do that now so you're meaning that like the shower does not go down into the bathtub right so like you walk into the shower it's a big walk-in shower so you walk in and it's like a rain shower or whatever but then beyond that is a bathtub that's also in there i don't know they do that now i don't know why but anyway um it's like that and so it's where i put my feet up to cut my toenails and so my bathtub is just filled with toenails oh that's disgusting disgusting It's disgusting.

56:10It is so long. The needle just moved towards Arby's, everyone. Yeah, I'm not going to get a Rolex either. I'm glad I don't want a Rolex because they are not giving me one. Okay, so everybody laughs and they're like, oh, my God, cheers to stuff. And Heather's like, wow, got another scene under my belt. Like, wow, good one, Heather. You just spent six grand to create the scene that you could have just started with. Remember when Angie and Lisa were fighting in the airport? Well, whatever. Spend your money where you like it. So now we go, everyone's getting ready to go out And Lisa's talking to her glam person And she's like, yeah, you know what?

56:45Like, I get my makeup done every day at home Like, every day Like, I have a girl that comes over And every time she comes over, she's like, oh my god Right now I heard horses ning And so I looked under the hood of the Porsche that's out there That's amazing This is like the first horse-drawn Porsche I've ever seen She was amazed Angie goes over to Heather and Whitney's room And she's like Are you excited to wake up in Greece? Look out the window It's still Greece out there They're like okay Is this what it's going to be like all trip? Are you excited that you woke up 10 minutes ago in Greece? Is it still Greece?

57:19Is it different waking up in Greece? I am Greek So I understand there were a few complaints On the last trip I planned And then we see the camping trip And people being like Fuck camping but now we have leveled up and we are staying in this gorgeous villa at the androgynous androgynous andronus arcadia there will be nothing to complain about here this is class a this is where people who've owned porsches for a long time and many of them like to stay but then we see and this is the you've owned four porsches sweet i've had five actually wait she's had five and lisa's had for right yes but she has a cartier watch that um that can be traced back to when facebook was relevant don't forget um so um angie and heather and mary are walking outside and lisa's getting glam so they're making fun of her no lisa comes out sorry that was later lisa comes out she's like oh my god don't come up to me because i might be braggy ha ha ha yeah oh my god i have a makeup girl in there she's from athens i love her oh my god did you make did you do your makeup good angie because you know what like that you're a greek but that girl's like greeker than you yeah she's from athens yeah she's like from here yeah she's like from like i don't know if you ever heard of athens but she's from there yeah so i got my makeup done by a greek person and you got your makeup done by yourself so you got your makeup done by a less greek person than me whatever not to compete or anything yeah athens is like the porsche of greece so guess what america it's not an option to go on a trip without glam like why waste a day looking ugly am i right um and heather's like oh my gosh i love those slides those are prada slides i'm gonna i'm gonna buy those lisa oh what mary's like what slides lisa's prada slides we'd love your Prada slides.

59:22Where'd you get them? Where'd you get your Prada slides? Um, Prada? Cause they're Prada slides. Are you gonna get a pair? Are you gonna copy me? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I'm totally, I'm totally chill about all this, guys. America, I'm like a very like chill person. I'm not mad at all that they're copying me. But don't forget, Meredith is also very light and chill today. She's like, yes, she is gonna get a pair. She's already working on it. Smile, smile, let's laugh. Easy going, Meredith Marks. Oh, yeah. You know what? Oh, it's Heather. She's like, Brittany may have forgiven Meredith, but I haven't.

1:00:03I am so hurt and so disappointed. Because when we were walking off the plane, Meredith made it very clear that if I was going to continue to be friends with Brittany, then she and I were done. And she won't even admit it. Well, she's being nice to you. I mean, clearly she's not done. And can we just let it go, Heather? Jesus Christ, you're just shoving this down our throats the entire fucking season. Just let it go. Find something new. Please, I beg of you. I'm not going to forget about her calling me a liar. Well, I'm not going to forget about you lying about your black eye for how many years and trying to blame someone in production and all the other shit that's come out of your mouth on this show.

1:00:42Are we going to start keeping liar tallies? Because this is probably not the show you want that on. God. Doesn't it? Horse race. God, it kind of makes me pine for the good old days when Heather was chasing Lisa Barlow around a yacht, accusing her of leaking stories to the media. And when Lisa denied it, she basically was saying that Lisa was a liar for denying it. So anyway, what were we talking about? I mean, like they all accuse each other of lying at all times. Yeah. So, I mean, look, what I will say is it sounded like, I mean, Meredith obviously acted up on this plane. I do believe that she did to some degree.

1:01:19and we're being like she did yeah and so merida being like no i didn't and like you're you're being crazy right now i understand i actually understand heather well she's not or not well just to clear that just to clear it she's not saying she didn't act crazy on the plane she's just saying she didn't scream and yell for five hours or whatever they're saying right and and heather's like a meredith argument where she's arguing the details yeah and and heather's like um i know what i saw and you're trying to act like i didn't see what i saw so i understand i I actually do understand why Heather is frustrated, but it's sort of at this point where it's like, look, you're not just you're just not going to get anywhere.

1:01:54You're not going to get anywhere. So enjoy. Also, you were asleep half the time by your own admission. Like if this were a court of law, I just wouldn't listen to you. And this is a court of housewives. So just be quiet. That's what I say. So liar. Just kidding. Just just to set her off. Now, go go yell about that somewhere. So Meredith does whisper to Heather because she's trying to make like jokes and light with Heather. But Heather's not having it. Like she's not giving her any energy. So Meredith is like, by the way, at some point, I need to take two minutes with you because I do need to explain something to you from last week's thing.

1:02:28But, you know, then we're done with it. Then we're done with it. And she tells us that she tried to talk to Heather. She tried to talk to her before the trip to resolve some issues because of the misunderstanding about her calling her a liar. and she's like but you know it doesn't do it doesn't hurt to give someone the courtesy of a conversation but i guess that's a little too much for her so now they um they arrive at the beach and heather's like oh my god why is the sand black so angie's saying it's because of volcanoes and then they are like putting their feet in the water and everything and angie is like I may need to put my bucket hat on.

1:03:12And so she puts on this bucket hat that is like blue and white striped. It's like a Greek flag. Angie, you don't have to do, you're in Greece now. You don't have to do this anymore. Please just stop it. It's one thing if you're like in, if you're in America or in a foreign country and you want to advertise like, this is my heritage. But you're here now. You don't have to do this. Okay. Well, we're Americans. I don't even think we're allowed to speak on that because look at, look at us. I mean, I go down the street. You can't go down the street here without a truck that's bigger than a house coming past you with American flags all over it and, you know, American flags on the, you know, the bumper and American flags on the windows and American flag.

1:03:48The kids come out. They're just little walking American flags. Okay. Yeah. Well, that being said, if I saw someone wearing an American flag bucket hat just randomly down the street, I'd be like, ma 'am, sir, whoever you are, please, please. This is too much. You can have pride for your country. You can love what the country stands for, if that's what you're feeling. But you don't have to express it in bucket hat form, okay? Unless it's July 4th. I will allow it on July 4th. But after that, like, get a grip. You know, next time you're about to put a big flag on your child or your car or your pet or your street or your mailbox, just ask yourself this.

1:04:28You may be proud of your country, but is your country fucking proud of you, okay? Is America walking around with Ronnie faces everywhere? No, just stop it. Okay, please. I think just in general, let's just not advance any agenda through a bucket hat. Let's just let the bucket hat be a bucket hat. We do not need to. I think we don't need any advertising on it. We don't just. I would vote for that law if you were in city council. Keep bucket hats neutral. Make bucket hats neutral again. Make bucket hats bucket hats again. Yeah, yeah. Actually, you know what's so funny? Wait, okay. Sorry. Another tangent.

1:05:06Back in 2000, when I was an intern on strangers with candy, the little cast they gave, like at the end of the season, they gave little gifts and they gave, uh, everyone bucket hats that says strangers with candy on it. And so it's this cool little bucket hat that I've always had. Didn't really fit well, but I've always kept it because it's cool. It's from this show. That's like, you know, I worked on, but now like it's a beloved show and I have this strangers with candy bucket hat. My parents went on a cruise to, um, like went from like Dubai down to like South Africa, some crazy cruise. And my dad was like, Oh, I need a hat.

1:05:41So we took my strangers with candy bucket hat and wore that around in Dubai. The good news is he didn't lose it, but I'm like, dad, why were you wearing, first of all, why were you wearing a bucket hat? Dad? Second of all, just walking around with the strangers with candy bucket. I love the Amy Sedaris representation in Dubai. I'm a user, a loser, and a loser. Just some good old-fashioned intern swag representing in Dubai, courtesy of my dad. So she has this super tacky hat, and Mary's like, Angie, that Greek hat, I'm not gonna lie, just throw the outfit off. And she's like, I'm gonna take it off.

1:06:24You're right. I just wanted to have a moment, but I'm good now. I am Greek. Isn't this the Greekest hat you've ever seen? Look how they make bucket hats in Greece. So now Mary looks at Bronwyn and she's like, Bronwyn, let me see your face shape. Yeah. Take your head off. Okay. Yeah. See, you have bucket face shape. Okay. Heather. All right. You too. You also have, you have bucket, bucket face shape. Uh-huh. Yeah. Cause you know, these guys, you're brainiacs. That's why. Uh-huh. Yeah. You got, you got bucket, bucket face shape. That means big head, right? She's calling them a big head. And so Heather's like, well, it's not a butter face, but it's a step up.

1:06:58So a bucket you can puke in after. So at least that's good. Mary's like, yeah, well, bucket face shaped people, they're really smart. You know, they're really intelligent because they take a lot of information in, you know. Bucket face shaped people. And then Mary goes on and she tells us there's oblong face. There's pie face. There's square shaped face. By the way, what's pie face? That's a circle face? like it's not just you're not just a circle you're a pie okay i look i'm looking up face shapes i see triangle round square rectangle diamond heart what's this one oval i don't see them called bucket face i'm gonna say face i don't i don't think this is official terminology so she tells us there's oblong face pie face and square shape face i mean square shape face those are the ding bat and they just show they keep showing britney you have a square face you're a dingbat this was so stupid and so hilarious and heather's like well i've never been complimented for a bucket shaped face before is it like that your bucket shaped or is that your face fits in a bucket hat well right i think it's the shape of a bucket like your your face it's wide on the top and then it's it goes down but it's still kind of square on the bottom i think i would have a bucket face right or do i have a square face so maybe i have a square face i can't tell i feel like the middle i feel like you might be more like you're square in the middle but then you're also like round on the bottom so like you're like you know what you are you're like you're like pill shaped like a tablet like a gel like a gel cap so i would be like a pie face then right now i have a very round you're not pie face i think i'm more like i think i think when people look like i think your face is more in the circle it reads more circle than square what about mine i think i'm actually my waddle cut off what will i be a bucket face see look bucket face all right let me see what i think i'm square i think you're square yeah i think because you have a very square jaw i'm so i think you're square i think i mean i'm more square i've got a big chin people may not realize this but my chin yeah you've got like a cartoon like hero chin you know i've got like a moon i'm like uh i'm like mac the night from from mcdonald no i think i got I got that chin that comes out this way.

1:09:21Yeah, but it's like a prince way, not in a moon way. A prince way? Yeah, like a Disney prince. Like a handsome square chin. It's not like a cartoon moon from a McDonald's commercial. I used to be very self-conscious about my chin, how it goes forward. People go get that chin on purpose. They pay to get that chin. What are you talking about with that chin? I used to be so self-conscious about it, and then I decided, ugh, I'll just focus on my posture. I'll just be more self-conscious. Why would you be self-conscious about that? That's like a huge, I mean, I'm not, I don't want to discount your feelings, but that's, those are stupid feelings because that's an amazing chin.

1:09:57Like people pay to get that chin. I know. I don't, I don't care anymore, but I had a period of time. I mean, I used to be self-conscious. When you die, if you die first, can I have your chin? I'll put it in. Do you know, do you know at one point a friend once told me, she said, while we were watching Traders with Candy, I remember this. She said, wow, Ben, you have the flattest feet I've ever seen. and I was like, for like five years, I was self-conscious about my flat feet, which is so ridiculous because it's like, who cares? Who cares? Yeah, you can't do anything about your feet. And I've got flat feet, you know that, right?

1:10:26I have Fred Flintstone feet. They're flat. I didn't know, we have a lot in common. Yeah, flat feet, you know? Flat feet. You know what divides us, Barbies and Wendy's, is not as strong as what brings us together. Because we travel together a lot and that's a big thing to fight about. Okay. But it's our flat feet. that brings us back together. Yeah. We'll be like, well, I hate my feet. I hate my feet too. Let's see Darby's and Wendy's. Okay. So now people go sit for lunch and Heather's like, so Angie, how many boot soles can you fit into boot soles? Well, look at that. Some food they're talking.

1:11:04No, no boots. It wasn't, it wasn't boot soles. I think it was the name. I think it was the name of this. It looks like they're focusing on like a potato thing at this moment. So that's why I don't think it was boot soles. I'm going to look it up. Greek potato dish. So it's just bad. It's just my note reading. Okay, so she's like, how many of those can you fit in your mouth? She's like, well, it really depends on the amount of them. Speaking of them, what do you ladies think about the men in Greece? They are Greek. Hey, you are Greek. Like, hey, what's up? And Heather's like, they're so hot. Are you seeing any that you are interested in is the question.

1:11:46She's like, yeah, the one on that flamingo was pretty cute. And we see like 20 minutes earlier, like on the water, there's like this guy on a floating flamingo, just like an average guy who just waves at them. Like his only feature is that he waves at them. And she's like, whoa, look at that hottie on a flamingo. I'm like, this like low rent, like 1987, you know, version of Slash and John Samos makes together. I don't know. I fucked around with that guy on the Flamingo. No, you didn't. Shut up, guy on the Flamingo. I know. Did I say fucked around? Oops. Whoops. I guess we'll never know. Bronwyn, are you going to get a number, too, while you're here?

1:12:35You have kind of thrown that out, like a little bit of an open marriage. Are you going to get a phone number out here? What? What? No, no, no, no. I didn't say that I was looking into that. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. Nope. Not at all. You said Todd and I have to talk about an open marriage. No, no. Todd and I are not in an open marriage. She's happy and that's fine. That's fine. You're not Greek right now. You're not being honest. No. Never said it. No. I feel, wait a second. I feel like you're very matter of fact about it right now. I am very matter of fact about it. I am. That's true. Mm-hmm.

1:13:11Mm-hmm. And then Heather clutches Bronwyn's arm, which is her disarming. that's the way she disarms someone before asking a nosy question but are you happy are you happy bronwyn i'm super happy super happy really really you don't cry at night when you hear the crinkle of a werther's original opening up are you really happy happy happy happy i'm happy could you say something that maybe convinces us that you're really into todd these days i am i'm super i actually super adore todd and we're happy and there's like no drama in my house So, mm-mm, mm-mm. That's the worst offense of all time, Bronwyn.

1:13:49Come on, Bronwyn. Come on, Bronwyn. There's no drama in our house. Okay. Like, listen, every time I'm about to root for Bronwyn, she does shit like this. Like, just say what you mean. Don't be another Heather. We've already got another Heather. You say one thing, then the next second, that's not what you said. But we saw you say it. I mean, she does this shit all the time so she can drop it. I think she does it to get the other ladies talking about it so she can blame the other ladies to Todd. She's like, well, the other ladies were saying this and this and this and this. And they deny ever saying it.

1:14:18But, like, we see it. It's on film. Why are you denying it? You actually got total props from the entire audience for having that conversation on camera. And now you're pretending it never happened. Come on. I think what happens is actually she has these moments where she says it and she's very empowered and it's very exciting for her. And then she tells, excuse me, she tells Todd that she said it. And Todd's like, why would you go tell that? I don't like things being told on camera. And then she tries to fix it by denying it. And basically she like sort of crawls back into like defense, like into like the must protect Todd at all costs mode.

1:14:52Yeah. I think that that's probably, that's probably true, but it's also letting Brahman off the hook and she does it all the time. So she was on a podcast. I'm sorry. I don't know the name right now. I'm not trying to diss the podcast. I just save the world. No. Oh, it was Joe Rogan. And she just was on love it or leave it. That's what it was. oh okay so it must have been that and she was saying um he was asking about this he's like so you had this conversation on camera what was that about and she's like well well you know um i wasn't on the plane with the ladies right right you know that right so i wasn't on the plane with them and when that meredith thing happened and so production was saying there we've got to have all the ladies talk about this you know the drama on the plane so they got me in the scene and so when whitney came in i just thought the scene was gonna be about her asking me about todd on the plane with the text because that was my drama on the plane right right you remember that so i thought the scene was going to be up about me and todd and so that's why i was talking so much about me and todd on the plane but even that doesn't make sense because didn't that start with whitney telling her the stuff about meredith i mean she just just stopped lying just these are just inconsequential eyes.

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