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5 Jan 2026 · 38m · 17 chapters

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#3142 RHOP S10E13 Part 2: Malice in Wanderland

In short

This episode is a continuation of the recap of Real Housewives of Potomac (RHOP) Season 10, Episode 13. The episode revolves around a trip planned by Angel, who attempts to bring the ladies together in Colorado, but tensions and conflicts arise, especially involving Gizelle and Ashley.

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Chapters

0:45

Monique's Perspective and Intentions

Monique shares her journey and intentions behind inviting others to her event.

“And Angel's like, well, most of them are going to stay outside on the 36 acres.”
3:00

The Love Letter Readings

Discussion on Monique's love letter reading and the reactions from attendees.

“Are you talking to you or I, who are we talking to?”
5:30

Binder Activity: Self-Reflection

Monique introduces a binder activity where participants reflect on themselves and each other.

“And meanwhile, you know, all the other guests at the table just have at this event have to just sit there and watch seven women write in a binder.”
7:00

Reading Each Other's Thoughts

Participants read their thoughts on each other, revealing dynamics and underlying tensions.

“And she says, Stacey said, I get that you don't trust people easy.”
10:00

Conflict and Catfish Comments

Tensions arise as the term 'catfish' is discussed, leading to conflict among attendees.

“I have put so much love and thought and care into this trip.”
12:20

Eviction Comment and Reactions

Monique and others discuss an offensive comment regarding eviction, highlighting misunderstandings.

“So Monique's like, well, that took a turn.”
14:01

Unexpected Lease Termination

Discussion on a sudden lease end, highlighting communication issues.

“Because if you said that you have to pack up all your stuff and leave, that's what it sounds like, Angel.”
15:03

Altitude Sickness Warnings

The cast discusses altitude sickness and preparation for Colorado.

16:29

Arrival in Colorado

The group's arrival in Colorado and initial reactions to the trip.

“You know, I've had to come to Colorado so many times.”
18:05

Travel Dynamics and Preferences

Discussion on car arrangements and group preferences during the trip.

“And Monique is having a moment where she's like, wow, like it's just hitting me.”
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19:41

Power Dynamics in the Group

Angel's interactions with Wendy reveal underlying power dynamics.

“She says, but Stacey's with me and I know I can run faster than Stacey.”
21:29

Eviction Rumors and Misunderstandings

Clarification and debate over Angel’s eviction story among the group.

“almost implying like if you work harder, I might like you all the way.”
23:21

House Confusions and Introductions

Discovery of the rented house and introduction of a mindfulness guide.

“I just wrote a book that's very similar to this.”
25:51

Unexpected Room Assignments

Reactions to room assignments and Angel’s plan for the girls' trip.

“So Angel's like, okay, everyone, I want to introduce Bianca.”
28:00

Room Assignments and Reactions

Discussion about the unusual room assignments during the getaway and the reactions of the housewives.

“and we're going to have a grand old time.”
29:40

Kiana's Breakdown and Giselle's Discontent

A dramatic moment unfolds with Kiana feeling overwhelmed and Giselle expressing dissatisfaction with her room.

“Ash is not happy either, but Giselle is really not happy.”
33:20

Angel's Eviction Cliffhanger

Angel addresses tensions surrounding her eviction situation, setting up a cliffhanger for the next episode.

“I like that they are suddenly acting like they can't say this.”
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0:20Well, hello, and welcome to Watch WhatCrabpens. this is part two of a two-part recap if you're like hey wait a minute i didn't hear part one guys it's because we put out a lot of recaps go back and listen to part one okay it's before this one bye enjoy the show uh so um monique has waxed and poetic of that one yeah yeah the words really suck on that song so um she's talking about how long she's written this book and blah blah blah and she's been invited on the trip. And Angel's like, well, most of them are going to stay outside on the 36 acres. I'm not even going to let them into my house. And they're like, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.

1:02But even there, like, she can't just say, well, most of them are going to stay outside. She's like, on the 36 acres. I'm like, Angel's just, you're trying so hard. So hard. Yeah. So now let's see. Stacy comes and Monique is saying that she's going to read first and she's like, basically everybody just comes. I don't know. I don't need to read every single thing. So Monique's like, I invited everybody because I want them to see the other side of Monique because they were left with a different version of myself. And I'm so honored that they would come. And so we see clips of the incident with Candice, not the part where Giselle pushes Candice into Monique, which started that whole fight, which would have been fun.

1:43But yeah, we're going to talk about all of how she's totally different now, which I don't really believe. I don't need you to be different. Just be the same Monique. I believe Monique has perspective now, but this entire scene that she does, she did like a million times when she was a full-time housewife. How many times did she gather people together and then she would like read something or just like kind of like suck all the air up the room and like have like a faux spiritual moment. Like it was like, this was a very standard Monique Samuel scene. So Dee Carter comes out and she says, you know, she introduces Monique and Monique is saying how she's been on a journey.

2:23And so she's going to read, she's going to read the next herb. So she goes, she's like, well, one of the things that I always do, I always write love letters to myself, which is the title of the book. So this was actually one of the first letters that I wrote. Okay, here we go. Okay. Dear you, be free, free to think, free to be, free to express with no shame. I walk tall. I stand proud. I call bullshit when I hear it. This is not a love letter. this is like you know honestly quite lazy affirmations this is for a lazy mom honestly this could have been a post-it now this could have been a post-it on your mirror dear dear me you're hot i love you i want to take you to dinner let's go to dinner to mcdonald's and have a big mac and not feel bad about it and let's have five of those big macs oh yeah let's do it like that's i think more of a she keeps she keeps changing perspective she says dear you be free, free to think, free to be, free to express with no shame.

3:18I walk tall. Okay. Are you talking to you or I, who are we talking to? So Giselle's just applying lip gloss, which is really funny. And because one thing that nobody ever needs on these shows is housewives reading. Nobody needs it. It needs these to not happen. And that, that is it today is no different. Everybody's like yawn, stir, yawn. Well, cause you know what's going on for 30 minutes, like just empty affirmations. I don't know how many times I can say affirmations on this episode, but we have a lot of them. It's just like these very like facile, you know, proclamations like stand in your light.

3:54Be follow your dreams. Walk on that sidewalk we call life. And when the sidewalk ends, hashtag Shel Silverstein, you step on that road. And that's a road that's going to take you down a path, a road and a path at the same time, because they're all going to take us on a journey. And at the end of the journey, you're going to find a new you. And you love that you. But you know what you also love is T and V, the letters that are beside you, because you can't get there without a village, a village of letters and village V, which is the letter needs to you. Get a fucking diary. Like, I don't need it.

4:26So they're all talking about how long winded this is. Stacey says, I'm loving this event, but there's a lot of self. Yeah, a lot of self. I played dressed up for long enough. I'm free and my time is now Love your highest self Oh my god I do love my highest self You know why? Because I'm high That's why Listen everybody's free to feel good Everybody's free Oh my god Masturbate at home Seriously So Monique now has bags for everybody And she's like You all know me as the binder bitch and they all look scared because the binder was famously where Monique whipped out a binder at the reunion with receipts on everybody, most namely Giselle and her cheating fake husband.

5:20So they all open up their bags and they have a binder and now they have to write in the binder. I want you to write about how you see yourself. So they have to write. And meanwhile, you know, all the other guests at the table just have at this event have to just sit there and watch seven women write in a binder. Like, okay. And now everyone's like, okay, cool. That was fun. I wrote about myself. And then she's like, and now the fun part, I want you to write what you think about everyone else in the cast under their tabs. And everyone's like, uh, like this is like a lot of writing. This is like a binder.

5:55And it's a lot of passing binders around to read the other binders. Like you have to go through everybody's binder and read everybody's tab. Monique, this is too long. This is too long. You need something that can take place during appetizers. you need to do stuff that you do ahead of time it's like a cooking show you know when they've got something in the oven already a swap out that's what we need with these binders so you know all these people sitting there have to sit and watch for like 25 minutes it's got to be 20 minutes to write all that stuff so they write it okay so finally the magic of editing fast forward and everyone has written what they've written and Giselle is like well for me to be at a place where I love a binder is crazy and if Monique does not get binders by Monique by now there's a problem Monique, start marketing your things, girl.

6:40Okay, so now she shuffles the binders. And now they have to read from the binders, basically. And Monique's like, let the healing begin. Okay, who got Stacey's binder? And so now Giselle's, the Giselle tab. So Stacey, Giselle reads it. And she says, Stacey said, I get that you don't trust people easy. I hope you can do better. I didn't get a second page. Damn, it was getting good. And Monique is like, well, I wonder what Giselle got to think about Stacey. So Stacey turns to Giselle. And Giselle's behind her. She turns to the Stacey tab, and there's nothing there. It's just blank, which is the ongoing theme with Giselle and Stacey.

7:27Stacey considers herself lucky. She's like, I love it. I'll take it. So what does Ashley think about Stacey? So we see Ashley's and Angel reads hers. Stacy is complicated, confused, nurturing, and fun. Complicated, confused, nurturing, and fun. So Stacy's like, I'll take that. I will take that as well. Yeah, she's okay with that. So now Wendy's binder and it's the Kierna tab. So Ashley reads it. It's kind of hard. When you watch it, it's easy. When you watch it, it's easy, but it's funny when you say it, it's like, it's Wendy's binder. and where she's going to talk about Kierna and Ashley's going to read it.

8:07Someone else is going to read your thoughts on someone else. Come on, man. It's a convoluted game. So Ashley is like, well, something I found interesting in Dr. Wendy's book was under K's tab and she wrote, fake, F-A-K-E with a period. And Kierna's like, but my bags are real. Everyone's like, was there a joke about this isn't married to medicine we don't care yeah that's that's later tonight so stacy is stacy's like um can i have the mic please okay so i want to go back to what wendy said why did you say that k was fake and karen is like yes please elaboration so wendy's like well i feel like before we resumed as a group me and k were in a good space and then once we resumed now she has a problem with me and so that just comes off as fake to me meaning we were friends and then we started filming and she knew she had to step it up this season so she just had to come at me uh to have a storyline yeah so then uh it's the ashley tab and so ashley believes that she's a bubbly she's a bad bitch growing and glowing to be the best wait who wrote this ashley's binder ashley oh this is what ashley thinks of herself she's a bad bitch she's growing and glowing to be the best mother sister friend daughter human i can ever be please stop singing i'm sorry that was mine um and giselle says i don't think angel agrees so then we see what angel wrote it says disappointing period strong mother resilient petty

9:44so um so then angel she takes and then and then like okay so angel takes it and rips it out and they're like why'd you rip out why'd you rip that out and she's like because i don't receive it it says catfish oh because that's what so that's what actually wrote about her about angel right so angel is like she's like i don't receive it because it says catfish not fully walking in her truth you don't think i'm walking my truth why are you why are you coming to my house maybe you should revisit that decision and wendy's like so is ashley still invited to colorado she goes you know what, Miss Wendy?

10:21I have put so much love and thought and care into this trip. And for every single person here, and for someone to question who I am or my motives or why I would continue to put that time, love, and effort into them, that's just hurtful. So Giselle's like, oh, God. Angel's using this house like her wedding. Like, oh, if you're mean to me, you're not going to be invited to my wedding. You're not going to come to my bridal shower. You're not going to come to my party before the bridal shower about the bridal shower being announced. It's like, oh my God, stop holding your fucking wedding over my head.

10:51It's something I have to spend thousands of dollars on for you. Okay. Like, do me a favor and just leave me at home. Well, and also she's the one who created this catfish monster. That thing that when Giselle said, you know, said basically it was like a catfish. It was, she was saying it in a shady way. It was shady, but jokey. And it was also because Angel put like heavily doctored the photo of herself and she did. And then she acted like she didn't. and then when Giselle was like, listen, I didn't really mean to make you cry. I was just being shady. First of all, they had a resolution that night and it seemed good and then the next morning she was crying about it and Giselle gave an apology and then she kept bringing it up and then she brought it up again after she said she was over with it and then she started saying it was Wendy who said it initially.

11:35So it was Angel who keeps on bringing up the catfish thing, making it into a big deal and now at this point, the women are just, they see that this is her weak spot. This is the thing that sets her off So Ashley goes right in and says catfish. They just find a different way to say catfish every week. She just, yeah. They find a new way to get catfish in there. Like, you kind of, like, did not manage the situation. You let it get out of control. Yeah. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crapins commercial.

12:06And so Giselle's like, well, Angel, this is my ride or die, my bestie. And if she's not invited, I would like to not be invited as well. and Angel's like okay so Giselle goes we haven't even done anything to you Angel yes you have yes you've been nasty since the start so stop it listen I'm gonna come I come for Angel about the situation but let's not act like Giselle you and Ashley are no angels either yeah Giselle and Ashley were being dicks about the catfish thing it's just that the woman can't take a little joke you know like come on I'm tired but also because this book has been read for 90 hours so that could that right it's also it's also uh monique's fault so she's like okay well this wasn't oh sorry go ahead i was just gonna say it's just funny also that giselle's claiming ashley as her bestie now like i still remember the first episode of this entire series and i'll tell you one thing ashley was not her bestie back then it's just because there's no robin so giselle has to and there's no karen there's no there's no one so she just has to cling it's either going to be wendy or ashley so she's like i'm gonna go with Ashley.

13:14Yeah. So Monique's like, well, that took a turn. I didn't think it was going to. Okay. Well, enjoy love letters from versions of myself. Okay. Thanks everybody. Great event, Monique. So Angel is like, well, when I showed up to Potomac and Ponies, I was late and I was flustered. And you know, sometimes when your husband doesn't want to show up to something and blah, blah, blah, he said, we'll get there when we get there. And then, um, then Ashley comes up and asked me if I was evicted and that is offensive. That is offensive. Yeah, and Giselle's like, who's talking about me? And Stacey's like, well, I think Ashley should listen to this.

13:54So Monique's explaining that Angel was offended by the eviction comment. And now she goes, well, the way it sounded, it sounds like that's what happened. Because if you said that you have to pack up all your stuff and leave, that's what it sounds like, Angel. And she goes, well, what happened is for everybody who needs to know, the lease ended before we expected it to. and then we were told to get out of the house right away and that's it and that's all that happened. Did you know that March supposedly has 30 days? That is just ridiculous. We were expecting 60. Wendy's like well I want you to know if you know these women you wouldn't take it to heart and I know it takes time but that's just the shade.

14:36Like Ashley has told me crazy shit about myself and I'm like shut the hell up and then move on which oh yeah it's true but like when he's so good at moving on she's the chill one as we sat through three seasons of her being angry at giselle and robin about like the did eddie cheat thing like i mean you know i would be that was a big thing but like a big thing but also like she she it carries over with her for a while yeah wendy has learned to kind of go with it but it's taken a long time for wendy to learn for sure so for her to be like oh come on it's all just fun is hilarious so monique is saying okay well ashley can you acknowledge that the use of that word offended her and she goes yes angel i apologize that the word evict came into this vernacular and just like as a writer i appreciate appreciate that you use the word vernacular and i accept that thank you for such a thorough apology and don't ever call me a catfish again and the word is dead yeah so just all goes so are we gonna have catfish in colorado so now they have to go pack yeah so now it's 12 hours later and we're at stacy in stacy's house and she calls angel and she's like so what was this warning about altitude and this becomes a big thing like oh my god in colorado colorado was so high you're all gonna die please drink water don't have more than one drink it becomes a huge thing which you everybody tells you when you go to colorado like you know the regular things but they really they really play it up in this episode yeah angel well i think i think also it is a thing it is a thing but i feel like angel really relishes being able to tell everyone how to handle the altitude sickness i think it gives or a sense of like authority.

16:25Like, and like, I know I've been here. I've done this before. As an elder wag, I can tell you about altitude sickness. You know, I've had to come to Colorado so many times. I travel so much as being someone married to a football player and being a writer occasionally. So I definitely make sure that before you come, you are drinking like double the amount of water you consume on a daily basis. And even the morning back from Maryland this morning, I woke up and I was just like super thirsty. So I'm just saying this as someone who understands, I'm someone who's been around a mountain. I've seen a mountain before as a mountain viewing person.

16:54I just think giving you a little bit of advice, drink a lot of water. You're going to need it, guys. So they go over altitude stuff and Angel is saying, you know, I'm so excited to see how people experience my world. I built a state. And Stacey is like, wow, I hear joy in her voice. It's almost like she found a sweater with a camel on it. and um so then we're at the airport and wendy's like where's the person who's twipping is with angel dun dun dun and tia's like she's gotten to colorado already she's getting everything set up for us and wendy's like i've never heard of us not flying together somewhere i'm like wasn't there an entire trooper robin showed up like a day late because she missed the flight like wasn't she always late to the airport wasn't that like the thing yeah they just have very selective memory about these things.

17:45So they are going to fly. And then Wendy and Stacey or I'm sorry, Stacey and Kieran are like sitting next to, or T and Stacey are sitting next to each other. And Wendy's like, oh my God, hell is Frozen Nova. Whoa. So now they go to Colorado. We made it to Colorado. Nothing happened. Nothing funny happened in the airport. They just got to Colorado. And Monique is having a moment where she's like, wow, like it's just hitting me. I'm a little scared. I'm like, I like traveling alone. This is crazy. So she's having a moment because she hasn't been on a girl's trip in years and years. So we get to Colorado and Angel's there and she's being nice to everyone.

18:24She's like, hi, everybody. I've got a cowboy hat. And everyone's like, oh, my God, look at her smiling. And Stacey says, Angel must have taken one of my gummies because she's looking happy. I love this Angel. Poor Angel. All she does is say hi. And they're like, oh, my God. it's like angels out of the mental hospital she's so happy now so she has arranged like two vans and then she also has her big pickup truck that she has brought to pick some people up and Wendy's like it feels like there's 10 cars doesn't it feel like there's 10 cars it's like a whole motor van I kind of feel like she wanted to show off her pickup truck so instead of having a sprinter van they have just all these vans it's a motorcade to go into the mountains so wendy is like angel why is it just me and you in the car with stacy because angel has said like okay you're everyone's gonna go in these vans except for wendy and stacy are gonna come in my pickup truck and wendy's like why is this happening why why did i get no one wants to be the one selected by by angel in any of these events yeah um and she's like i'm dressed like I'm going to Saint Tropez and she's dressed like she's going to dump me in the woods.

19:38It's not matching. Why did she not take Kierna? She says, but Stacey's with me and I know I can run faster than Stacey. So if anything happens, she's going to get Stacey first. Yeah, that's true. They show Stacey doing the giddy up thing at the rec center. I'm surprised she didn't take Kierna in the car. That was an odd choice. Yeah, I don't really know. I don't know why Angel does what she does. I do know this. It all bores me. Because all of this seemed to be, it all seemed to be orchestrated to make people mad. Like everything she's doing is kind of orchestrated like she's making an effort, but it's just not landing, you know?

20:20So we go to the cars and the husband is calling Angel and Stacy's like, well, we were going to answer the phone, but I thought maybe we shouldn't do that. You really don't have much of a sense of humor. She's like, yeah. She's like, yeah, don't answer for Bobby. I'm the only one who can speak to Bobby. Listen, this is wag privilege, being able to talk to Bobby. So unfortunately, you guys are not wags and can't do this. So then they're driving on the way. And so Angel kind of turns to Wendy and she's like, Miss Wendy, I like you. And we have things between us that we need to hash out. But generally, I like you as a person.

20:56Which I'm like, what an asshole thing to say. Generally, I like you as a person. Like, what the fuck? Like, she's like, she's on like a power trip on this, on this trip. Yes. She's on a wedding trip. I'm telling you, this is what it is. It's the same thing. Like we're coming to my house and it's my wedding and I do what I want. Oh, good. And I've given you the privilege of being in the front seat of this pickup truck. And I'm going to tell you that like, I'm going to tell you that you are privileged to be in this carriage right now. and that I like you, generally speaking, almost implying like if you work harder, I might like you all the way.

21:33And it's like, no, no, Angel. Yeah. So Wendy's like, well, I don't know why Angel's now inundating me now with love, but it's a little too late. I love Wendy's laugh, but I can't do it. I was doing it last night. I'm like.

21:52So they're asking if there's going to be food And Angel's like, oh, there will be a chef. Okay. A wandering chef. And I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Giselle and Ashley will share a room together. And then we get Wendy's laugh again. And I start cracking up. So now we go to another car. And Jazzy is saying, oh, my gosh, we're getting so high. And Kieran is like, I feel great. Did you guys take a pill? I took a pill. Yeah. And they're like, no, we didn't take that pill. And Kieran's proud of herself. She's like, Colorado's one mile above sea level. and Angel warned us that we would get some altitude sickness.

22:26So in preparation, I wanted to pop some meds just in case. And so she's like really happy. She's like, oh my god, I prepped so well. And Jazzy's like, hey, can you let me know about, did anything happen to Monique's that I should know about since I wasn't at that event? And Giselle's basically like, well, I don't know whether you know this or not, but Angel was evicted. Giselle's just gonna keep on saying evicted. Jazzy's like, well, she was asked to leave. She's like, no, she wasn't evicted. First of all, she was not evicted. Giselle, you need to cut this shit. You know, it wasn't, I'm asking you to leave.

22:59It was just like a thank you. It's been fun, but the lease is over. That's all it was. And Giselle's like, well, I have a totally different view of that, but I want to keep it to myself for now until it's a group scene after we've been established. Commercials, here comes one right now. so then we go to another car and monique is talking about how she's getting along really well with kiana and angel but she got a little worried for angel at potomac and ponies because she said that her husband didn't want to come and so now she's having flashbacks to her husband chris and monique says you know reminds me of one person doing everything and i don't know if it's the same situation, but some of the ingredients look very similar to the recipe, or she says very similar to the recipe I was cooking up.

23:52Similar. I just wrote a book. Okay. Yeah. I just wrote a book that's very similar to this. And I was stuck in my illusion. So her marriage probably sucks too. I have a love letter for myself. This is a letter from me to you. I love you, which is why I'm literally putting you in the word similar. Similar. so then uh kierna says uh that she's like she tells giselle we're okay be on our best behavior okay you make me proud this is why i got in the car with you so we can have a little pep talk you you know be well don't be mean to angel and giselle's like angel has huge shoes to fill because the nevis nevis was five star dr bottom head to toe i'm like was it was it five star because i seem to remember you guys went into town and it was like two souvenir shops like by the beach and you guys went back to your Airbnb.

24:48But it does answer why Kierna was put in the car with Giselle because Angel was like, you better talk to Giselle and tell her to behave. So I guess we have an answer to that one. And so then we go back with Ashley, Tia, and Monique and they're talking about not having service. There's only WAG service out here. Sorry, suckos. Only for elder WAGs. Yeah. We have five WAG service. That's it. Sorry, guys. Wack Risen. Only for Wack Risen subscribers. So they get to this. Are we at the house yet? No, they're just driving. Let's just go to the house. Let's fast forward to the house because I can't. Okay, so they start, they see this house and Ashley's like, wait a minute.

25:29Is this Angel's house? No, it's not. And she goes, oh, wait, so we get a rented house? So she has rented them a house. Right. So Angel has made this whole to-do about the fact that she doesn't want to bring Ashley's bad juju into her house and turns out they're not even going to her house in the first place. And Ashley, that's basically what Ashley says. She's like, I thought that's where we were going. So Angel's like, okay, everyone, I want to introduce Bianca. She is Wonderland Outdoors Head Movement and Mindfulness Guide. And she's going to stand next to me while I take you guys to your different rooms.

26:04What a job. What a job. You're nodding right now. Thank you. Thank you, Head Movement. Thank you, movement. Thank you, head movement specialist. Thank you. She is not Jenny Slate, but she does kind of look like her. But we want to have, we like to have employees on our roster who look like Jenny Slate. She does look pretty good. Marcel the Shell impersonation. That's who Bromwood should hire on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, a head movement specialist. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And it's really funny that you would say that because the last time I checked, I did try to do that. Mm-hmm.

26:39and you didn't allow it. And just a reminder, girls, one drink here is like two drinks anywhere else. So once you're done nibbling, we'll check out your rooms and then we'll do some breath work and then I'll leave you to relax. Breath work, shut up. Can we just have a vacation? Get out of here with your breath work. You work on your own breath, okay? We've already had the Stacey storyline. I don't need more breath work. I just love how the person who is most self-proclaimed into all this like self help self healing self care is the one who is the mopiest on the show so yeah so so angel's like and then i'm gonna go back to my house and they're like well monique's like well why aren't why aren't we at your house because well it's just it's just not enough space but some people are at my house and some people are here and you can tell some it's like the hunger games no one no one wants to volunteer no one wants to be in the house oh my god everyone wants to stay here and giselle's like okay well giselle of all people goes girls trips girls stay together we function together and you're peacing out you're going to your home and you're taking some of the girls with you like what is this i'm like it sounds like it's that trip where you and robin got a hotel room in the middle of it because you didn't like your rooms is that what it sounds like or the party that you had but didn't let anybody come into your house and made them sit outside yeah i think that's what it sounds like giselle says well we're here and we're going to have a grand old time.

28:09So they cheers. And Angel's like, okay, well, there are room assignments. And then I have a really nice welcome party for you guys. And then you'll be able to come to my house. So Tia and Kay are going to go with her. And Stacey's so bummed, by the way. Tia's like, oh, that's exciting. I get to be far away with Kay and Angel. An hour away from all the other fun girls. Yay! Yeah, because it's an hour away, we find out. She got them a house that's an hour away from her house. Now, that's the craziest thing that's happened. That's where it's crazy. That's nuts. When Giselle and Robin got that hotel room, they just were in town.

28:48They were like 20 minutes away. But like an hour away, it's like you could not find another house closer than that. I mean, I guess maybe not. I mean, it is the great outdoors. You know, it's Colorado. But still, at that point, just don't stay at your own house. Get a house where you can all stay, including you. and then you can take everyone to your house. You can have dinner at your house and you all go back like you do. Yeah, it is weird. Yeah, this is a fail. This is a super weird fail. And Monique's like, do you not like us? And she goes, no, I like you a lot. It's just space. It's just space.

29:20So Monique's like, what's up with all this gas we're wasting? I mean, we're driving so far away from the airport and we have to go to this house and drive another hour to get to your house when we thought we were going to be staying at your house. We're not even staying in her home. so ash is like okay well let's get our rooms okay so now they go look at the rooms and and like here stacy's room is right here it has a view and it's beautiful and there's a tub and it's gorgeous and then um and then all of a sudden like this this room tour stops because wendy's like uh everyone look at k okay kiana is like sweating and crying and like out of it and they're like what's going on with kiana did she just suddenly did she think she's did she think she's on a because kierna stood up after when they were going to look at their rooms and she's like oh my god you guys be careful because i just had one shot and it feels like three so i guess kierna did get wasted because of the out the uh the height or whatever the height and she's also on some pill that i'm not sure it was the right pill to take or yeah i don't know what she starts crying uh so they start looking at the other rooms and stacy definitely got the best room and um then we see let's see uh when she gets a whole downstairs too by the way she winds up with the whole the whole basement she got like a rec room down there but ultimately what really matters in all of this is that giselle and ashley get put in the small it's the smallest room that has two twin beds in it which is a total throwback to the first season ashley's rehoboth home with uh twin beds for Giselle and Robin.

30:58And Giselle is not happy. Ash is not happy either, but Giselle is really not happy. Yeah, and they deserve it. No one deserves this more than Giselle and Ashley. They're such assholes, and they've done this to people. They've both done this to other people. And just watching how Giselle treated Stacey on her last trip, she deserves it, and I love watching it. And just watching how they get like, oh, we are not. How dare she? How dare she? I'm not staying like this. well listen you're the one who says this is just housewives so you're a dick to somebody and she does this to you you have to suck it up like what are you gonna do didn't they do this also did mia do this to karen once and so karen was like i'm not gonna stay in this room so she slept on the sofa in the living room instead like they every every season they do this to each other yeah everyone gets out of the shit room um so now they uh check out wendy's big rec room and she not only has like a little full-size bed but she also has a bunk bed down there and they're like well why didn't they at least get this room you know yeah they should i mean clearly that's where they should have been together but you know angel was being petty and you know what she's owed at least a little bit of pettiness but the thing is that she just can't take the pettiness in return i guess no no one can because obviously giselle can't either yeah they can't take it either but i love that angel just goes gratitude is a virtue i hope you're happy if you're not i'm so sorry yeah so then Giselle's like um Giselle's like really really not happy and Monique is like well she got her lick back and Giselle's like lick back for what lick back for what like that's weird that's weird I haven't even done anything uh and Monique's like well it was the Ashley eviction situation she goes well but she got evicted and Tia's like no wait wait guys no no no don't do this she goes well I'm gonna evict myself ah and Angel's like well you should because what didn't happen, what didn't happen is me getting evicted.

32:49Well, we have more information about that and I'm going to leave that right there. She goes, oh, but you don't. She goes, yes, we do. And she goes, yeah, we do. Yeah. So Jazzy's like, what is going on with Giselle? She said she was going to behave. This is not behaving. So Angel says, what's your information? And she's like, well, it's not my information to tell. It is only my information to lord over your head until somebody else tells it. And now she's like, it's not my information either. By the way, I've got a song. Killing me softly with his... Evicting me softly with his rent. Kicking me out of the house.

33:31I like that they are suddenly acting like they can't say this. They're just saying that it's not their information to tell us. That way they can pretend like they were being somewhat... I can't think of the right word. is like, like, um, careful with this, you know, like mindful subtle. Yeah. That being like, whose information is it? Wendy's? Cause Wendy was the one who said that she had the friend that heard that she was looking for a, something that looked$50 ,000, but it was$2 ,000 or something like that. Yeah. So angels like, I'm going to tell you guys right now that if we don't get this out, I'm going to shut shit down because what, what's not going to happen is people coming to my home, having crazy lies about me and spreading toxic energy on my property, which includes various books that I've written.

34:16So who has more information? There are 36 acres you are not allowed to speak about this topic on. And she says, because I got to hear this before you guys enter. Step through the threshold of my home. You will not speak of this in my home. Oh, Lord. So funny. Angel is just so ridiculous. But that was the to be continued. It's a cliffhanger. We'll have to see what happens on the ongoing saga of angels eviction.

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Angel gets all the ladies of Real Housewives of Potomac to her house in Colorado to diss Gizelle and Ashley and finally get to say “NOT IN MY HOUSE!” or at least “NOT IN MY RENTAL HOUSE!” Will all the ladies make it through the trip, and will Angel be evicted before they even can? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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