#3146 Below Deck Med S10E15 Part 2: F Boy Cryland

0:21Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part 2 of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode. So now V goes to speak with Kizzy and she's like, yeah, I'm going to have like a chat because yesterday I was hearing both sides of the story. And the more I thought about it, the more I was like, I'm not fine with it. Because, you know, like your apology, it was just like oopsies. And then like we just go on as if nothing happened. and Gizzy's like, well, I don't feel guilty about it because we had the connection.

0:56Like, it was fun. Gizzy's basically like, wait, you said I was off the hook and now I'm not off the hook. Now I'm mad and I'm just going to give you bluntness. So V is like, so you regret nothing. She says, well, I regret upsetting you. But you don't regret the kiss. No, I'm going to be real honest. No, I don't regret the kiss. Okay, well, that's like the one part that I don't think I can get past. Well, you know, because obviously we did, we are out of a connection. I did call dibs on him. I did see him. And I was like, he's mine with boyfriend, girlfriend now. And you kind of, you're basically the cheater first.

1:30If you think about it. And V is like, but they're definitely like different kinds of connections. No, they're not. Why are they? I mean, that's my thing with V. Like, why, why are they so different? I don't really think they're different. You both fell for the tricks of a fuck boy, but Kizzy doesn't care that he's a fuck boy because she's a fuck girl. So I don't know that the connections were that different. And V is like, well, like, I mean, the way I understood it from him, like, one's more temporary and flirtatious. And Kizzy goes, yeah, but he also said that yours is seasonal, which was an extremely good point.

2:03I mean, listen, I want to be like totally team V here. But V, listen, you were warned and you got with this guy and you were warned about this guy. and this guy turned exactly he turned into exactly who everybody told you and now you're acting like shocked he even told you it was seasonal and this didn't have anywhere to go so this is where I'm like come on B I'm 100 % on this one right here because like what his like what she was warned about whatever like I think she still has a right to be mad at her alleged friend who said she wasn't going to do this and did it anyway and In case he's going to be like, oh, and then he, you know, he also said yours is seasonal.

2:44When actually what Joe said was originally he said it was seasonal, but then he said, I want to see you after this. He actually revoked the seasonal quality of it. So it's no longer seasonal. No longer seasonal. That's true. But he went back and forth so many times. I guess I'm just like, I do agree that people need to have responsibility. I think that V didn't do anything wrong. Okay. I'm not saying that V did anything wrong. I'm just saying cut your losses and back away. You know what I mean? You see, you've seen him flirting with Kizzy the whole season. This is nothing new. You knew that he had an energy with Kizzy too, and you knew that they were both pieces of shit.

3:20So I don't know. I think, I think, you know, yes, it's important to look at signs, et cetera, et cetera. I think also though, that it's important to hold, you know, I think she has a right to sit down with Kizzy. and be like, what the fuck? Because... Yeah, I think so too. I'm not saying she doesn't have a right. Yeah, her relationship with Kizzy has nothing to do with Joe's behavior in a sense. Like it has to do with Kizzy's behavior. And I think that like, yeah, I would have liked V to have seen the signs with Joe. I would have liked V not to have even gotten entangled with Joe. But that has nothing to do with Kizzy.

4:01Kizzy was a shit friend and V has a right to be like, yeah what's wrong with like what's wrong with you you fucked you fucked up joe you fucked up yeah but i mean i think kizzy also has a right to be like well i was flirting with this guy too and he's obviously into me if we ended up making out let's like i'm into him too so like are you gonna marry the fucking guy like you know i don't blame her for being she had a conversation where she said she would know that's true i don't know i guess i just can't feel too much for v when it's joe it's like i don't know it's like you saw a choke warning and you ate the chicken bum like i don't know how much more clear this time that needs to make it to you yeah so uh v is like oh i'm done with this conversation and v is like well i mean it's not like we just tripped and fell into each other's mouths you know like uh whatever well so well that's what's what's funny is that like that's not as if we just tripped and fell into each other's mouths well then but earlier she was like saying it was a drunken so she's like she's not truthful and we see it yeah they're both fucking lying and saying oh we were drunk we joe doesn't even remember it but that being said i did actually appreciate that kizzy was in this moment kizzy was actually brutally honest and i actually appreciated that because i think that v deserved to have honesty of her being like i like him too and that's that i think that kizzy's a shit friend i think she is oh yeah of course yeah well because i did appreciate that she at least was like yeah you know what i like him too and i think the only reason i care like i'm trying to like say anything to v is because i v is v has hope in this world you know what i mean it's like just potential right she she has she has hope it's like just avoid situations like this I'm just saying I would rather V just said you both are terrible human beings I'm not going to hate you I'm not going to get mad but I don't want to be with him and you're gross I don't want to be your friend and just walk away from it instead of getting involved in the emotion of like who fucked me over and who was right and who was wrong they were both disgusting people and just dump them and leave them in the trash bin where they belong because people like that are always going to be trash and they are going to find other trash to be with and so when I see people that aren't trash like V I'm like protect yourself from the trash you know you know what's great You know what's great, Ronnie, is that like we're having this whole conversation.

6:27But the truth is that like by the end of the episode, this all is exactly what happens. And that's what's like really wonderful. And I'm really hoping that V does not get like drawn back in. But she basically is like, yeah, I don't. This isn't that deep for me, but I also deserve to be treated better. So fuck off both of you. And I'm like, that was I've been waiting like 10 years on this show for someone to have that reaction. Thank you. I know. Right. Okay. So, guys, come on. Let's talk about the new trip. This is a parents getaway trip. Oh, geez. So Michael Lopez is an entrepreneur from Maryland and he works in real estate with his wife, Valerie, who's a radiation therapist.

7:05Radiation. Because you know what? Radiation has problems too and they need to talk to someone. Okay. Everyone's, everyone doesn't like radiation, but you know what? Maybe radiation feels lonely in this world. I'm glad they finally have a therapist. Guys, radiation is tired of being villainized. So if we've got any hugs for radiation, let's send them out there. Okay. Now, they're friends with Sean and Christine, who are recently engaged, and Robert and Isabella. And they've got two more coming in from Tinder from Alaska, Ryan and his wife, Dr. Kelly, who's going to talk about how all he's been eating is loose meat.

7:40Okay? Now, until that scene comes, everybody talk amongst themselves about what loose meat means. Okay. That's right. Ryan and Kelly are coming to the boat, which got me really excited that I thought it was Ryan Seacrest and the other one. But no, it just turns like they're just two normies named Ryan and Kelly. So it's too bad, you know. So they want a Spanish night with entertainment and to kick off, they want a traditional ebidical jamon carver. Now, that is something that you would hire. Yeah. Right? That's the position that you hire. They want a traditional carver. That is a position. That is a person.

8:21You can hire a flamenco dancer. You can hire a carver. This is production just fucking with the chef. They know they can hire someone to come on board to do this. Like, no, we want to humiliate the chef. Poor guy. No one seems to even know that he exists on this boat. They don't even consider him as a romantic prospect. Let's just make his life hell. So, yeah, they're going to force him to slice chunky pieces off of this lovely, you know, piece of meat. Like, it's not like if the pig's going to die, if the pig's going to die, at least, like, let it, like, get someone who can, like, you know, you want to honor it, right?

9:00And not have some guy just, like, slice off these chunks of Iberico. Yeah, so he's like, wow, you know, the process for this ham is an art in itself. And people have really specially trained for this, and I'm not specially trained for this. hire somebody get asia to get on the on the horn with norma get somebody over here so now v goes to talk to asia and she's like so i know you're going to be the only one that's like honest with me and like their kiss story like it doesn't add up and they made a sound like we just bumped into each other in the middle of the night and just had a drunken quick kiss and she's like no i've actually told them they both suck and i've said it to their face and they were flirtatious and all over each other the whole night leading up to it so i'm sorry i'm being so blunt and i wish she had reminded her in this moment and i also told you that this man's a piece of shit and you should not be shocked that he's acting like this because asia did give her that warning and she's like i'm just trying to navigate it i just feel like i've been like way too tame with everybody and i've like to like to learn to stick up for myself because like bond did a lot of that for me like Like, you know, when I was like as a dive master, I skipped a whole semester of college to have the experience.

10:10And then my manager wouldn't even put me on the boat. I was like, hello, I could be taking, you know, advanced psychology 103. And I'm here on this boat and you're still not giving me a good job. And Bob stood up for me. And this time I've got to do it for myself. So now she's empowered. And I'm like, yeah, you go get him, V. You go walk out there and you do something about it, V. So now we see Joe doing some stuff on the deck. and Nathan is bossing him around and then Sandy, she's like, hey, hey, Leah. Just calling to say hi. Hi, Leah, how are you doing? Hey, baby. Oh, hi, I wanted to see you.

10:48I wanted to see you, baby. How are you feeling, baby? Baby, I miss you, baby. Is he good? I'm doing good. God, that's really all I needed to hear is baby. Baby. me. So we see Max gets all bitchy with Nathan for asking him to do Windows. He's like, oh, be good bossing. Don't lose patience. And now it's time for rest because Charter's in 16 hours and V's like getting ready to talk. And now it's time for a talk with Joe. So they go to the bow and we see Nathan messaging Gail and he's like, oh, I love you so much. I can't live without you. Please don't leave me. Don't leave me. Don't leave me. Ghost ghost emoji ghost emoji ghost emoji ghost emoji i know right so now the conversation with joe and v uh so she's like so i feel lied to you told me like i don't want to hurt you but like that word was broken well it was like a drunken kiss that i can't even remember but right now this little thing that we've got going on it's special you know it's a very special she'll save it why because you're so flirty with kizzy and that's why i want someone that like sees me being worth holding the standard of their own word to me.

12:01Does that make sense? It does make sense. And it's not you. No. She's like, yeah. You just don't deserve someone like me. And he's like, well, I guess he seems relieved. He's like, well, I'm sad with myself because I was testing something out of my comfort zone. But you know, the military just wasn't for me. I have to save people the good old fashioned way. I know, right? Out of your comfort zone. He's like, it just ended in shit and he's like smiling right like this is not someone who was like sad who was like oh my god no this for someone who said how special this was over and over again this is something special i've never done this before i've never done something so special before in my life and now like she's like yeah i'm not interested he's not like i've got to fight for this because this was special he's like oh well pushed myself out of my comfort zone turns out i don't like coffee yogurt it's like yeah he's he's glad he can go back to just not pretending he can go back to pretending not to be a piece of shit or whatever it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial so um she's like yeah i have a standard the bond set so like some man gives me the world and then he dies and i accept anything less that would be an insult to him so if you're I'm like, not bond quality.

13:23What am I even here for? Which, perfect. I love it. I'm taking that with me. I'm going to start dating people and just being like, I'm sorry, but you're not bond quality. Yeah. Go. Yeah, bond. Bond voyage. I think that's actually right, though. She's like, this guy treated me so well. He died for me, which I don't know if he died for her. He didn't die for her. The point is that she knows what, she has a standard. And like, I'm glad that she remembered her standards because that's what you got to do in life. You got to remember your, you got to, I remember when I was dating, what would always happen to me is every single person I'd go on a date with, my bar would just drop lower and lower and lower.

14:04And eventually you just like hit like someone who's so low. They're like, what am I doing? And then you reset your bar and you bring it back up again. Drops down, down, down, down, down. You just have to keep your standards high. Like that's the most important thing is you just have to keep your standards high because if you lower your standards, you wind up with people like Joe. Yeah. So then it's the morning of charter. Everyone's excited that there's only a couple charters left, no one more than me. And Max is acting like he's going to propose to Kathy. And she's like, oh, my God, his energy is just infectious.

14:39He's broken all my walls down. He wants to make me feel love. He's so affectionate. That passion, that romance, it just seeps into you. God. Stop it. Stop. Stop this right now. Can we also just like retire on this season, the discussion of breaking walls down? Like how many people have to have their walls broken? They're all just so happy to have these open concepts in their hearts right now. And it's getting really fucking annoying between Gail, between Kathy. I feel like V probably said it at some point. It's just Love Island language. Does anybody even feel anything? It seems like a card game where it's like, okay, I have played the walls are down card, the vulnerable card, and the triggered card.

15:22Are we getting married yet? Okay. Because I've played all of those cards. So, so, um, meanwhile, Nathan, Max and Kathy are kissing and Nathan's like, got to work. And Max dictates on Nathan is back on deck. I'm like, it's literally just your boss and you're his employee and you've got to work and you're not working. You're literally kissing someone when you should be working and then you're upset about it. Like get to work. So another thing that's been happening is that Aisha has been giving Josh the chef shit about constantly doing family style because it's not classy enough for a yacht. And finally, Sally, Sandy is on the same page.

16:01She's like, oh, geez, another family style. So they gave him shit. And so now he's going to do a plated dinner, but he's making paella. so I'm confused because paella is a gigantic pan of food so uh I mean I don't know but it just seems like an odd time to bring this out but you know he's going to do some tapas and do some plated stuff with synchronized service yeah I was cracking up last episode when they had their tip meeting which by the way another thing we didn't mention is that this charter with their shit in the drain, they gave like a super low tip. Really low. 16 grand. Truly pieces of shit.

16:45They're the ones who should be sent down the drain. But one thing that cracked me up was Sandy giving a pep talk and she was like, it was like a passive aggressive pep talk, of course, because she was like, all right, we only got two charters left and this last one we're going to nail it. We're going to have a great, great charter with plated service. It'll be a great time. Wow, we'll have all the toys out. We're going to have so much fun. And plated service, while we're looking at the toys, we're going to be having fun because we know there's going to be individual plates with synchronized service.

17:18Am I right, Josh? No family style, right? And he's like, yes. He's like, fuck all you people. So Nathan is telling Max that he's going to invite her to his sister's wedding, which is a huge, huge deal. Wait a second. His sister's getting married after all that. Now I have to become friends with a new person.

17:47So, yeah. How am I going to invite Gail to my sister's wedding to show that commitment can happen after you've been hurt? So that's exciting for them. And V is complaining about Max, saying that Max has a bad attitude because I don't know if this is what happens later, I guess, but she's just really annoyed with Max because he's being real mopey and annoying. And so she's complaining about his bad attitude to Kathy and... Well, no, right now she's complaining about... Right now she's complaining about Kizzy and Joe. She's like, I mean, he's going to make me feel all these special things and, you know, you're thawing my heart and then he's like, oh, fuck you.

18:28I'm going to kiss Kizzy and forget everything. And Meanwhile, Kizzy has her ear up to the door. It's like Downton Abbey. She has her ear right up to the door. And she's like, oh, God, fuck this. She swans. She's fucking lame. So then the guests come. And they get the tour. And there's a little special spot for the newly engaged couple to have champagne together. And then, you know, it's like the beginning of yacht stuff. And Max is really hyper doing the lines and stuff. And he's working next to V. and she's just frustrated. You know, she's in her own head. And then a guy from the doc throws the line over and it hits V and she thinks it's Max.

19:08So she's like, what the fuck, bro? You just hit me with that. Watch where you're going. He's like, hey, what's up, V? It's mine. Was it me? Was it me? And so now he's mad at her because she got mad at him about a line that was thrown on accident. So, yeah. And she's like, is it just me? Or is everyone being an asshole today? And Max's like, oh, she's jumping. She's grumpy. I feel like she's discovering about the Kizzy and Joel's kisses, but yeah, here is still like a professional area. So let's get back to real work. I don't know that you're the one to be pointing out professionalism amongst the staffster.

19:44Yeah, yeah. And it's like, Jesus, stop fighting. Why are you arguing about? That's what they're arguing about. Jesus Christ, get us together, guys. So they're being all pissy and everything. And then people come on board and Kizzy's giving champagne to people. and um josh is saying that he's got a family style lunch today um um he's like he's like i'm hoping it bides me some more time i have to do a fully plated dinner tonight he's i mean like you're a chef like i understand like doing like a like a nine course meal is a lot but like you can set out a bunch of like you can you can play do a plate of dinner it's like not the end of the world yeah so then um one of the women is breastfeeding so she needs the milk stored She's pumping.

20:28And so Kizzy's like, yeah, you know, I've always said I wanted to try titty milk. I might try a bit. Aren't I crazy? Just don't fuck that lady's husband, please. And Asia's like, well, I've sucked mine out of my friend's tits before. It was really nice, actually. Very sweet. Did you know the milk comes from everywhere? I thought it came from the little slit in the nipple, but it comes from every hole. I mean literally out the ears the nose, the eyes the milk just comes out it's crazy Kathy is horrified by this because the Asian kids are having this conversation and the camera just pans like zooms in on Kathy's face be like oh so now more I mean look I've heard of people trying their friend's breast milk before but actually going down on the tit I haven't heard that one it's asia i mean i'm like not surprised so uh the way there was a thing in the last episode when the other guests were leaving and they were all waving by it was just really short shot of asia waving by and it was so funny she was like

21:40did you happen to catch that i took a video of it i'm gonna put it up here to show people but go ahead yeah so um meanwhile around the boat joe has a napkin out and he's pretending he's like a bullfighter and because he's pretending she's the bull they're laughing and joking so this is this is the um this is the demeanor and and the joy of someone who was just broken up with uh by someone who he just claimed was super super special for weeks now uh someone who he he sobbed over uh you know earlier in the episode and now she dumps him and he's like you know cheery and playing games with the girl who he had who he had the oopsie with so like clearly all that all that's bullshit i'm not thought you need to be convinced at all because we all know it but just you know more evidence of how much this okay so okay for those of you on craftsmans on demand this is just a show waving back and forth why is that why does that make me laugh so much just watch it again I watched that like 10 times I don't know why that brought me so much joy It's because her head and her hand Are moving like at the same Connected by a string

22:54It's so ridiculous

22:59So then Nathan rejoins V at the table And we see that the new guests are coming From Alaska guys They're from Alaska So now it's time to lunch To lunch and Captain Sandy compliments Josh and he's like Tonight's gonna be plated she's like Oh my god you are killing it you are Killing it oh and you know who else is killing It Nathan those toys are already in The water amazing I love Toys Jesus Captain Sandy Hears a little BB in the morning and she's Off to the races She is she is Happy like I'm surprised that she didn't go find Isha and say just want to remind you Still not worried about those floors right?

23:38I'm not worried. Does this, guess what? Who's what, who's a captain with, who's not worried and has got two thumbs? This guy right here. That's me, this guy. Okay. Not worried at all. So now for some drama. Um, one of the guests, the guests are on the water toys. One of them wants to go on the jet ski and, um, Kathy's like, okay, so just to warn you, Nathan, that dude has had four spicy marks so be careful with him on the jet ski so nathan radios max and says you know if you want if he wants to go on the jet ski just hop on with him so then we go down to the swim platform and v heard that so she's like max he's been drinking he can't go alone and max is like you're drinking and he goes well earlier and max goes oh have fun and sends him on his way alone and B's like, oh, dude.

24:28That's so bad. Max is such a fucking moron. He should have been fired right then and there. They know they have Gail at the hotel. Just get Gail. Yeah, honestly, I can't stand Max and let's not forget this season has been a long one because it feels like it was it feels like it was millennia ago that Max pet a jellyfish and then touched his eye. I mean, like, this is what we're dealing with here and we're putting people's lives in his hands, this guy should be 100 % fired. He does not listen to orders. He is very scatterbrained. He can't focus, much like me trying to finish the sentence, and he is just out of control.

25:10I'm sorry. He doesn't listen to orders. He has very simple instructions that he never follows. He whips himself into a frenzy. This is not someone... I would not want him on... If I'm a charter guest, I don't want this person in charge of my safety. Get Gail. get Gail and let her drop an anvil on her foot again or whatever it was last season, but I still trust her. Yeah. So he's like, Max, can you now go get the guest off the jet ski? And he's like, okay, Kobe. Is everything under control? Hey, I just wanted everyone to know. Everyone, everyone, Sandy, Sandy. Someone told me BB today. So, okay.

25:46Hope everyone else is having a good day. So Max goes up to Nathan. He's like, you can't let people go on the jet skis who drink. And he's like, oh, he didn't tell me he was drinking. And then we see, he goes, 15 seconds ago, V saying, Max, he's drinking. He can't go alone. So to me, he's fine. He's speaking clearly. He's like, get the guest off the fucking jet ski, Max. Hmm. Oh, Max started acting out since he hasn't been named Lee Duck Hunt. And at this point, that's a safety concern. And I'm not having it. So, God, I didn't even think about the idea that maybe Max would get fired and Gail would be brought on.

26:22Like that gives me so much hope for the final, like three or four. Please, please. Even though it means we have to watch Nathan wine around Gail the whole time. I'll take it. I will take it. Like Mac, like the only reason why I have not lost my mind about Max is that like, I've been losing my mind about like Joe and Kizzy and other ineptitude and people sticking shit down drains. But the truth is that like low key, every time Max is on screen, I get annoyed and I'm repulsed and I'm just like, please leave, go somewhere else. Go back to your ayahuasca retreat. Go back to your hypnosis. I cannot have you on my television any longer.

26:57So now Kizzy and Joe are like, oh, there needs to be entertainment tonight. Maybe we should do a dance. So they start practicing for, you know, dancing with never going to be. And then Kizzy is like, oh, you know, we see Kathy in the galley where Josh is cooking. And Kizzy's like, wow, it's fucking awkward between them. And Kathy's like, I don't even know it. Like I'm in my, oh no, this is the part you were talking about earlier, right? Where V starts bitching, where V starts bitching about Max. Yep. Because she can see the awkwardness. Yeah. Yeah. Like don't, I will say, don't, don't bitch to Kathy.

27:38You know, it's hard because Kathy does seem like someone that you'd want to go and like just bitch to. Be like, ugh, this person is being so awful. And Kathy be like, I know, love. You just have to deal with it. Some people are just stupid. it. And you're like, thank you, Kathy. I needed that. But like, you can't do that to the guy that Kathy's banging, especially when she's like, she's grief banging. So it's just like, Max is more important than usual. Yeah. But I feel like work is separate than banging. And so if you're on deck with somebody, you have a right to bitch about them. Yeah. Okay.

28:08I feel like, you know, then don't fuck people at work. If you can't listen to me bitch about them. You know what I mean? Like they're fair game. We're at work. There's also so, so few options to go bitch to people. Like you can only bitch to so many, you know, so max is now on the jet ski floating around flying around and uh nathan is pissed and joe's like well i can handle max you know it'll be more receptive to delicate and light conversation rather than the firm aggressive nathan hand so he's just doing this to max he's like max tone it down a bit which does nothing yeah it does nothing does nothing um so now they're setting up the ham thing and uh by the way this was notable i thought kathy goes up to the guest and is like what time do you want to have dinner and they say 8 30 i'm sorry i did not see the chef yell at kathy what it was only a few weeks ago that kizzy asked the guest when they wanted to have dinner and then the chef was like never ask the guests when they want to have dinner you tell me first and here's kathy being like what time do you want to have dinner yeah exactly so So clearly it was an anti-kizzy moment.

29:15And so they're bringing up stuff, tender, like all that kind of, you know, just like deckhand kind of boring stuff. And Max is complaining about, you know, communication. And he's, well, he was, V was saying, V is sort of being, she's sort of being nice to Max. She's like, well, that launch we did today wasn't so bad. Like yesterday, but you had to be like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Okay, we do better. Pass the course here, no need to, like why you so mean to me? He's just going off on me. It's just like, whatever, bro. Just walk. Yeah. And then V is talking to Aisha in the galley and Aisha is asking her if she's stressed.

29:51And she's like, I mean, I just had a rough day with Max. Like he's on his period more than I've ever been, you know? And like, I've never been that emotional. Like, I mean, as a woman is that man is right now. And Kathy has walked in and is like making a face. And she's like, I mean, I pity him to have so much emotion affect you like in one day. That's a lot. And Kathy's like, how dare you? How dare you? Then Kathy then is like whispering to Kizzy. She's like, if V goes on about Max one more fucking time. And Kizzy's like, but surely she knows not to bitch about Max to you. Oh yeah, Kizzy, I'm not going to go to you about social mores and what is right and wrong and interpersonal relationships.

30:30Okay, so you be quiet over there. Yeah. So she's like, yeah, I don't like that. It's been all day. and V is like I mean like you're literally dating him and Kathy's like oh my god don't say that so then Nathan teaches Joe how to use the controller box so now they're working with the crane on the boat okay and so Joe is lowering the hook down Nathan goes down to get it and then he gets hit by the by the crane there's a lot of people getting hit by that crane this season it's the second time that's happened things are really swinging around this season but yeah um I was really kind of sad that they did not have a camera or even in some sort of stationary camera.

31:09Like, how did they miss the shot of the hook bonking Nathan, not only in the front of the head, but it turns out in the back of the head because it bonked Nathan in the front of the head. Then he ducked down. And when he stood up again, it bonked him again from the back when it swung back out. I love that that crane is like the audience. So then we see that the jet ski has drifted away again. So the jet ski is in the middle of the ocean. And it looked like the tender was too, but I guess the tender is just like on a long road. Everything's gone to shit. yeah everything's got shit basically yeah so um he's like wow the crane got me in the face wait a minute and you see the jet ski just out in the middle of the ocean so so max is like oh my god got to go save it so he like rushes out to get it and meanwhile nathan's trying to like mend his the front and the back of his head from getting the hook in his face thanks a lot joe by the way for doing that and then um well Max is doing that Kizzy is Kizzy and Joe are now like dancing they're preparing for their performance that they're going to do that they volunteer to do together for the guests so again Joe on the heels of getting broken up not trying to win back V like not even the slightest amount he's like already boom right back into Kizzy and Kizzy is like you know she's like well you know me and Joe have great chemistry but with everything that's been going on with Joe and be, I know that if we do anything, everyone would hate me, which is her way of pretending like she's going to have a heart about the situation.

32:38And then she will go forward immediately. Yeah. Everyone already hates you. So don't worry about it. So then, um, uh, guest is talking about an incident report she got from her daughter's school. She's like, yeah. So like during lunchtime, a friend had a book that Vivian wanted and then Vivian took another book and hit the friend with I mean, bitch shouldn't have taken the book. Am I right?

33:02So Josh is watching a video about how to do, how to cut the jamon. Josh, it's a little, you're really cutting, cutting it close. No pun intended. No, no pun. No pun made because he did not cut the ham close. That was, that was some thick ham. That was some thick ass ham, Joe. Why are you, why are you waiting until the last second to watch this video when you have to bring the meat out? Like, could you have taken like five minutes ahead of time? Also, you know you can watch these videos at like 1.5 speed. Just a little pro tip. So Nathan's calling for Max. But Max is ignoring him because he's just like there's this silliness that's happening on the water.

33:40Where like, well, Max is getting the jet ski and they're trying to tie the jet ski to the hook to do this. But there's swells and Max is falling off. And while this is happening, now the jamon is coming up to the deck. and Josh is there just, when we say butchering, it's appropriate because he is cutting meat. But when we also say butchering, we mean he's doing it terribly. Oh, it's so bad. And it's so embarrassing because the guest is standing right there. Like, wow, you really don't know how to do this, huh? And he's like, I watched the YouTube. She's like, oh yeah, you suck at this. And they're like, wow, this is really embarrassing.

34:18Everybody's talking about how embarrassing this is. And he's like, oh God, I feel 18 eyes on my back right now. My biggest fear is being laughed at. And then they cut to him in the clown costume. He's like, I don't want to be laughed at. Like, am I a joke? Are you a joke? Is this a fucking joke? It's really bad when the lady has to go, well, you have to start somewhere. I'm like, oh, that's...

34:44That's like I tell my daughter, you know? Listen, if you want to learn how to be a bad bitch, then you got to start withholding on to that book. Am I right? I really wish Vivian was here with a heavy book right about now. Anybody else?

35:00So they're making fun of him. And meanwhile, the jet ski is still a disaster. Max won't listen. He's on the jet ski trying to hook it up. And they're like, no, it's too swelly out here. You have to do it from the water. Don't stand on it. Do it from the water. And he won't listen. So Nathan's about to kill him. And he's like, I can't take this. He won't do it. He won't listen to me. And something's going to change. Something's going to change. Don't go to inspire him. Bring Gail back. I will listen to a million Gail conversations about her walls and Nathan cornering her and being like, I love you for the rest of my life.

35:34I will take that over having to watch Max for one more episode. Please. Yeah, please. Max is so annoying. And he's not like a bad person, you know. He seems like such a nice guy and all of that and whatever in his childhood, blah, blah, blah. But God damn, he's annoying. I can't believe that on a show all about working, they've kept Max for this long. This is crazy. Cray, cray. Cray. And you. So that's it. Yeah, that's it. So we'll see what happens. Thanks, everyone, for being here. Another fun episode of Below Deck Mediterranean. And we're going to catch you on the next one, okay? All right, then.

36:16We'll see you next time. Bye. Bye.

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