


8 Jan 2026 · 1h 4m · 22 chapters

This episode covers the first part of a two-part recap of Vanderpump Rules, highlighting the drama surrounding characters like Angelica, Jason, and more, as well as discussing the upcoming Golden Crappies event.
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Hosts discuss their feelings about the new season of Vanderpump Rules.
“Our bonus episodes and videos, which we do every day.”
Discussion on character interactions and recent developments in the show.
“Like this has the same energy as Southern Hospitality season one.”
Hosts analyze the character Venus and his rap performance on the show.
“Ronnie reminded me before we started recording.”
Discussion about Kim organizing a girls day and the ensuing drama.
“It would be good Selling Sunset, like, you know, interstitial music, because...”
Exploration of Angelica's relationship with Jason and recent conflicts.
“It's like spiritual vampirism, and I'm into it.”
Discussion on character dynamics and betrayals in the storyline.
“And then Jason went, I got, by the way, as you can tell, I got very invested in this entire storyline and I'm still invested.”
Analyzing the behavior and motivations of a character seen as a villain.
“So then he's like, can we have like a talk?”
Exploring the miscommunication and conflicts between characters.
“But then, so to make up for it, he texts her at girls night.”
Natalie's emotional turmoil contrasted with her friends' antics.
“And the show just ends with her in the middle of her ranting.”
Examining workplace interactions and personal relationships.
“I think my favorite part of the whole thing was it when she's like, yeah, like if you're like it, sir, like if you're working at sir, you're like an artist.”
The hosts discuss their experiences with OnlyFans, contrasting expectations with reality.
“You go to Twitter and they'll usually people will be like, here's what you can see.”
The hosts delve into the complexities of sex work representation and public perception.
“Now, one could say, this guy's doing something much worse by going on Vanderpump Rules, which could have repercussions for the rest of his life for employment.”
Discussion shifts to the planning of a party for Guillermo's movie premiere and the dynamics involved.
“when you're just showing photos of yourself in the same way that you're giving off for free.”
Natalie's emotional state and her relationship dynamics are explored as she navigates conflicts.
“And it's for Guillermo because Guillermo is the Spanish George Clooney.”
A light-hearted discussion at the gym reveals the dynamics of missed connections and social interactions.
“I don't advocate violence, but I do advocate mastery in a skill and I would have been hilarious if she just like got that leg up in the air and Natalie's like under the table like pinned.”
Explore Jason's confusing communication with Angelica as they navigate their relationship dynamics.
“I'm trying to grow that shit with my half-titty.”
Angelica discusses her current relationship struggles and feelings for Jason amidst her messy breakup.
Tension escalates as characters arrive at the restaurant, setting the stage for confrontations.
“I'm going to become licensed for that just for my I'm going to follow them around and be like, you need a shot in your arm.”
Witness the awkward but charged conversation between Jason and Angelica as they address their past.
“So he's like, Jason's like, okay, let me go to the bathroom and fix my hair.”
The group discusses friendships and the challenges of resolving conflicts within their circle.
The team navigates their roles in the DJ booth, highlighting comedic moments and misunderstandings.
“He's like, oh my god, so you did ignore my call.”
Explore the complexities of relationships and trust as characters navigate emotional challenges.
“Or Stem Cells, Stem Cells, Give Me Your Stem Cells.”

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0:21Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Crap Ends, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is my fellow OnlyFans creator. It's Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Well, hello. How's it going, baby? It's going great. We are here today to talk about some Vanderpump Rules, the latest episode, and do a little catch up on what we missed over the break. Very exciting day today here over in the Worlds of Crappens because the pre-sale has begun for the Golden Crappies, which are being held on February 27th in Los Angeles at the Fonda Theater.
1:02The pre-sale is happening now on Patreon. Started at 10 a.m. Pacific and going until 10 p.m. Pacific. And then tomorrow, January 9th at 10 a.m. Pacific, the tickets go on sale for everyone. This is going to be an amazing show. So if anyone came to our show last year, you know, you know all about it. So that is happening tomorrow. We're really, really excited. There will be live streaming, but those details are not sorted just yet. So for right now, for people wondering about that, that will be coming. But of course, the best experience is coming and seeing it in person here in LA. So we're hoping to have some great guests and great fun and singing and laughter and joy and hugs and shadiness and all the great stuff.
1:46Also, we will be building out our ballot very soon. So in the meantime, keep an eye out on our social media because we're going to be asking you all for help remembering everything that happened over the past calendar year because it's a lot of stuff. And I've been doing my best to write down notes on things as they happen and remember who broke up and who left what shows and who got to fight with what. But sometimes we get so wrapped up in it. It's just like easy to forget that things happened. So we will be soliciting your help on social media very soon. Keep an eye on it at watch what crappens on Instagram.
2:22Yes. And on Twitter. Yes. It's a community event. Also, ad free is now live. Ad free on crappens is now live for ad free. We are now with a cast. You get ad free through our Patreon. So go to Patreon. You'll see it right at the top there. It's a another podcast feed next to the bonus feed. So once you're signed up for that, you can have your ad free arrive right in your podcast app. Just click put it in my app and it'll ask you what app you like to use and it'll go right into your favorite podcast app. So thank you so much for everybody on Patreon. Patreon is also very good. Our bonus episodes and videos, which we do every day.
3:03And those are released same day on YouTube. I mean, same day on Patreon and then a week later on YouTube. So thanks to everybody for your support over there. And now let's get to Vanderpoop Drools. Okay. So Vanderpump Rules. Wow. I'm still enjoying the show. I think it's very cute. It's not like the other show. I mean, people, I like that it's not really trying to even compete with the other show. It still has Lisa and obviously the restaurant, but it's not at all like the other Vanderpump Rules. It's kind of like it's a new thing and I'm okay with that. I think it's cute and funny. What do you think?
3:37I feel like it's great. I think this show is just, it just picked up and just started going. And I just feel like I've been with these people for a while now. I'm not spending my time saying, oh God, she's trying to be like Stassi. Oh, he's trying to be like Jax. Oh, they're trying to recapture the magic. To me, it just feels like a whole new thing. And it's a fun new thing. You know, I'm into it. Like this has the same energy as Southern Hospitality season one. And that show is really good too. Like I'm actually wrapped up in the dramas of the show. When I saw in, um, when I saw in the, in the, in the previews for this week's episode, um, that, Oh, Angelica, like that, that was his face.
4:18Jason stood up Angelica yet again. I was like, I can't believe it. And I was like, well, I can't believe I literally just spoke to my TV like that. So I'm like, I'm obviously like invested. I think it's, I think it's really entertaining. And I think like, I'm, I'm really curious to know how the, how the broader community is feeling about it. Well, you're going to have to ask the broaders. So we missed an episode because we were on break. We are not going to recap that whole episode. I know it's a travesty, but you know what? There's 10 episodes this week. There's only so much we can do. But we do have to at least talk about it and go through it a little bit because things did happen on the show that need to be discussed.
4:54First of all, Venus wrapped. Venus wrapped. I almost forgot. Ronnie reminded me before we started recording. right when we said this isn't really trying to be the other Vanderpump rules. We do have somebody rapping and we do have somebody who's going to be a DJ now. Who, I don't know, I don't want to say doesn't deserve it because I don't know. I mean, look, I've played around with DJ software. You know, that's my hobby, like playing around with, you know, music and musical toys. So, you know, I have my little DJ thing over here that I play around with. I don't think it's that easy necessarily.
5:31but still like people who are good DJs work really hard to do that. So you see somebody who's like, well, I'm going to DJ now. And then he puts on some Ray-Bans and he's like, see, I'm like, I have Ray-Bans on and I'm like lifting my hands a lot. I don't respect you, sir. You know, you haven't, you haven't earned this. Where's your DJ school? Where's your, where's your diploma? Where's your Kyle cook tour poster? I think what's so funny to me is. Who have you stodged with? Who have you DJ stodged with? DJ Staj. That's just his name. DJ Staj! DJ Staj! I just think it's so funny how they act like DJing at Sur is like doing a set at Coachella.
6:13I mean, they're just like, oh my God, I'm doing Sur. Doing Sur on Tuesday. This is something that James Kennedy would always act like, I'm actually performing at Sur on Tuesday. I got a gig at Sur. I'm like, there's nothing about Sir that makes me say, oh, I can't wait to go to Sir to hear their DJ and dance below the crystal chandeliers and the strange like antiquities. You know, it's like it doesn't. I'm just where else are you going to DJ that's full of Florida Lee and Iron Gates? Tell me. Tell me. Would you like to sit on a stepstool? Then great. Do it at Sir and listen to great DJs. Like if you said Tao, like DJing at Tao, I'll be like, okay, that's cool.
6:55It's like a famous nightclub. It's like a thing. But like, it's like being able to DJ in the presence of Natalie. I don't, I just, I don't know why they get so excited. Yeah, they sure are though. They're very excited. So that's Marcus's big thing, you know. And Venus is a rapper, we find out. Because he's hanging out with his friends. And Natalie's like, oh my God. I want to hear you rapping. That would make us all feel better. Because Venus is still upset over fighting with boring face. And yeah, Kim and Marcus. Boring face, crinkly hair and Marcus. So he's still really upset. And she's like, you know what would make you feel better?
7:38To do your rapping. Like rap for us. So he raps. And here it is. Bitch, you know I'm from Texas. Sleeping on bitches like NyQuil. dunking on bitches like O 'Neal hair down my back to the orange hill yeah I'm cutting off bitches all year standing on business because I know that I got it everything I do is fucking iconic sailing this ship like I'm some fucking pirate no I'm not Peter bitch I'm from the revamp so was he saying that he's saying he's not Peter like Peter from Vanderpump Rules yeah peter pan because the pirate no i think he's i think he's calling out peter but yeah i mean it is a mixed it's like a it's wordplay i mean i don't know these would i necessarily bring this in as a demo to like you know rockefeller maybe not but like would i maybe submit this for like the next season of Selling Sunset.
8:46Yeah. Possibly. It would be good Selling Sunset, like, you know, interstitial music, because... I'm a girl. A girl with shoes. Shoes are too expensive. Yeah, because, like, it sounds ridiculous coming out of Venus's mouth, but you put a sassy lady and a cool beat, like a... Bitch, you know I'm from Texas. Stepping on bitches like NyQuil. Dunking on bitches like O 'Neil. Hair down my back like Orange Hill. Yeah. And then it's just like like Chris shell walking into a coffee shop. Like that works for me. Okay. We'll see. He won something because I just, all I thought at the end of this, I was like this.
9:22If I had to describe this rap to somebody, I would, and they said, what was, what was the rap about? I would say, cut your hair. Just cut it. I mean, no, it's a bad rap. It's not good, but that's what I'm saying. I would buy it in the world of selling sunset. Like, like maybe it's like they'll bring back Christine and they'll have like Venus wrapping. over christine you know that yeah yeah i think that works too but in do you think like james kennedy was at home like cutting his inner thighs i don't i yeah i don't he may have been but just not for that reason yeah uh so that was that um you know and it was horrifying but in like a cute in a cute like oh kids just so you know open to failing publicly dreams you know yeah like it's One of the most fun things about this show is watching people's dreams die slowly.
10:16It's like you get a whole decade to just watch dreams wither away and die. It's heartwarming. It feels good. It's great. Yeah, it feels good. It's like spiritual vampirism, and I'm into it. So that happens. And then boring face, crinkly hair. What's her name again? Kim. Kim. Decides to have a girl's day, even though she doesn't really see. seem to be like very girls girl, but whatever. Okay. So she's going to have a girl's night. Yeah. She's not someone I look to and say, Hey, there's a fun person. There's somebody who wants to do something fun. Here's someone who wants to arrange a lot of people together and have a social experience.
10:57That's fun. But she decides to do it anyway. And she invites Natalie, even though she doesn't like Natalie, because she's like, she says something along the lines of inviting Natalie is better than not inviting Natalie and having her lose her mind. So she invites Natalie, but then she's like a sourpuss. And then Natalie comes on the bus, and Natalie's trying to make amends and everything, but Kim just won't have any of it. And Natalie can't deal with it, because Natalie clearly wants to close this tab, and Kim is the type that's like, no, no, I need my moment. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappens commercial.
11:37So they all go down to Orange County. I don't know why they go all the way down to Orange County. Why do they go to Orange? No one parties in Orange County. Why is that a thing they're trying to make the audience believe is a thing? Nobody gets a party bus to go to Orange County. What the fuck are you doing in Irvine? Tell me. Yeah, this is clearly the bar was like, we'll give them free drinks and we'll provide the party vans. So Bravo doesn't have to pay for it. They're like, done. Because there's just like this group is not going out of there. They're not going down to Orange County to party.
12:04They're going to Sunset Strip. I'm sorry. They're going to go bull riding. they're going to the saddle ranch we all know it so but they decide to go down hours let's drive two hours in a party van with people we hate to like have shots at some weird fucking like mexican restaurant like three blocks from the beach like what the hell yes so natalie can't deal with like the tension with her and kim so she's like hey i just want to say thank you so much for bringing me on this trip it's like really fun and if you want to talk about things we can talk about and kim's like i don't want to talk about it right now yeah but like why don't you want to talk about it right now like it's like we're going through a lot like it's a lot right now and i just feel like we should like talk about it's like i don't want to talk about it like why are you talking about it right now and then natalie basically like loses her mind because kim doesn't want to talk about it and then she just sort of like she spins out yeah and then angelica tries to come up and you know calm it and she's like maybe you're gonna talk about it later and then she pushes she pushes angelica and angelica's like okay you don't need to push me I know.
13:05And so that becomes a thing. So meanwhile, back at the ranch, Angelica hooks up-ish with, or eyebrows. Well, not really because it was like she wanted to, but it didn't happen because it's like where we had previously seen when there was like that fight on the rooftop where, where Venus was like, I fucking hate Gabby. And she's like, get out of my face. Angelica and Jason had been flirting all day long and having this like cute little like moment and everything was lovely and great. But then we find out in last week's episode that after the pool top fun and flirtation, they all went to Barney's Beanery.
13:45And when they got there, Jason ran into this girl that he used to hook up with. And so he wound up like, he's like, oh, I'm just gonna go say hi to her. And then he sat with her. And then she like sat on his lap and then she was all over him and like her arms were like all around his neck. And Angelica was like, what the hell? as she should have been. So she's like, well, fuck this guy. So she left. And then Jason went, I got, by the way, as you can tell, I got very invested in this entire storyline and I'm still invested. Jason then went and in response, he unfollowed her on Instagram, which I'm like, what the fuck?
14:16And I also, I feel betrayed because you love Little Eyebrows so much. And I felt like this was, I was like, Little Eyebrows, you were supposed to be the sweet one. And you're doing some fuckery here. And like on behalf of Ronnie Karam, I will not stand for this but so he's doing this so he unfollows her which I think is like crazy you're unfollowing her and then he just he keeps this guy gets dumber and dumber every episode like as he low-key turning into the villain of the season because he's like he's like yeah that's just like the way that I deal with it you know like that's just how I had to protect myself it's like what the fuck are you talking about you you were the one who was like going after this girl and you brought her to this place and then ignored her to go make out with someone else?
15:00No, sir. So then he's like, can we have like a talk? So they go out to this like little bench that's in the back alley and they're sitting there and they have this whole conversation and she's like, yeah, well, it was sort of like weird because you were like all over another girl. And he's like, yeah, but like, that's where like I would have wanted you to step in and be like, hey, that's my man. I'm like, what? Like you're blaming her for it? I couldn't, Ronnie. He wants to be fought for, Ben. okay he wants to be fought for i heard that this is a thing actually with gen z guys that this is actually kind of their vibe is that they want to be this wasn't this this was the issue on love island this last season wasn't it that the guys were not like were being very passive and then they wanted to be wooed right i mean i don't know but if i worked out that much i would want to be wooed the problem is when you have a balance right there needs to be some imbalance in a relationship Like someone needs to be hotter than the other person so that they can always hold that over the person's head.
15:59And then the other person needs to like be richer or smarter or something. And then they can hold that over the hot person's head. Because that imbalance creates like, okay, you're always getting hit on, but I'm paying the rent. You know, there's like some kind of a balance in the unhealthy relationship. And that's what makes relationships work. I think if people are equally poor and equally hot, it's not going to work. And I think that's what we're seeing here. Because they both feel like they are, they're both people who are fucking other people, first of all. She's still fucking her ex, we find out.
16:31So, she's still living with her ex and fucking her ex. But then expecting him, I mean, I don't know that she's expecting him not to. She just wants him to be honest. But there's this, like, well, you're flirting with someone. Yeah, but you probably went home and fucked your ex. So, you know, I don't know. She wasn't doing it in front of him. I mean, there's different ways that we can argue about it. But, you know, right, she was up front. But, well, I mean, he was up front, too. He didn't do it behind her back. He literally went and that girl sat on his lap right in front of her. So they're both.
16:59It's pretty up front. In your face as a face up front. That's like you're sitting in the sixth row versus the first row. Yeah. Right. And then you're really in the world. You're literally up front. Yeah. So I, you know, there needs to be more of an imbalance. They're both equally hot and equally poor. I don't think it's going to work. But he is the ultimate in wuss. I mean, this guy, so not wuss, just, I mean, fuck boy, but I don't even know what it is because I'm like not mad. It's like dumb, just dumb. He's just dumb and he's self-involved, but also sensitive, but really only sensitive to his own needs, which is very Vanderpump rules, you know, where she hurts his feelings.
17:44But then, so to make up for it, he texts her at girls night. And he's like, hey, I'm going to be hanging out at, you know, wherever, wherever Kyle Chan is. Tom Tom. I'm going to be at Tom Tom. And I want you to stop by. That would be really cool if you stopped by. And she's like, maybe. I mean, probably not. And of course she does. And then he's not even there. That's what we find out today. I was like, are you serious? Because I was like, I was, first of all, I was mad at her that she even said yes. but one thing I really loved is that when he texted this very simple text of like we're gonna go to Tom Tom's he like misspelled every word in it and I love she was so judgy about it because she read it out loud and every time there was a typo she would like read it slowly and like loudly for everyone like hey go wanna go to Tom Tom right everyone and I sort of like loved her judginess about that just because he's such a fucker he's like a real little fucker and also don't forget that when they were talking about things on their little bench i was she was she asked are you in a situation by the way and he's like no but i mean i've got options like shut up and she goes i'm not an option like who says that you're trying to like woo someone and apologize and you go i've got options he is such a fucker i mean i should have seen it coming because it's vanderpump rules but they just they made him seem like he was the sweet young innocent one and he was gonna be like the good one and like right away he is like a five alarm fire and so i'm just i have options she goes okay well i'm not an option he's like wait what like that hurts his feelings you know he's like i don't know but then she kind of acts like an option the entire time like i was because basically they were like bro bro just invite her out it's not over come on bro bro bro and so then he does it and then i just i mean she just must be horny i don't think that she should have gone and said yes but she said yes and i was massively disappointed in her but by the way that little scene on the bench ended with a fight right because she was just like she was just like fuck you after that options thing it all went sour then i think he went oh because he goes your energy is like a little clingy with me right now you're the one who asked her to the bench she's the one who decided not to hang out with you anymore yeah so that's a that's a mess and then the other thing that happened was venus broke up with marcus it's like i've had it he's like can we talk and marcus is like what you got for me brother like he tries to get all cool it's like what you got brother and he's like um most of the men in my life have treated me like shit i'm not peter i'm from the revamp he's like okay can we just can we just take the bad rapping out of it just have a discussion he's like well i've never had a straight friend and you've been horrible to me you've been worse than gay people the way that you betrayed me and you told everybody that i talk shit nobody should do that i should be allowed to talk shit about you which i have to say is true like if you're with your friends you should be able if you're with your real friends you should be able to talk shit about people and trust that they're not going to go just tell everybody everything the second that they get mad at you who would be friends with trash like that i wouldn't i mean is he bad for talking shit about everybody in the restaurant sure but it's his god-given right to talk behind people's back he pays taxes like sure yeah i've never worked in a restaurant but i just have to assume that like part of working in a restaurant is talking shit about everyone else at the restaurant right yeah that's what you do i mean in life like what what job is there that you don't do that it's what you do yeah yeah so i think he has a good point he's like okay maybe i overreacted to you and yelled at you and whatever but for you guys to take all my personal gossip and then go spread and tell everybody is not cool it's like very dangerous liaisons of you and i don't appreciate it and marcus is like whatever so uh they broke up they they have like a standoff which is great where he's like all right fine you can venus is like you can go now and he's like you can go now yeah why don't you go you can go now no you can go now go go ahead then go and so then he does go marcus does go and then venus is like yeah that's right i'm gonna stay hearing text behind a pylon i'm gonna i'm just gonna walk around this i'm just gonna stand by this wall over here even though i need to be inside right but you realize that like what you've claimed is like a ratty old parking lot and a bench and marcus gets to go back inside to the warmth and like free cocktails um so and then it was a funny episode and actually also it was funny the way it ended because natalie was going back to orange county natalie was having that freak out and the girls all decided well fuck it we're gonna have fun they're all like jumping on like the mechanical bull and they're all drinking and like like woo girls they're having the best time and it keeps cutting to natalie she she kind of she started talking to her friend on the phone and she just see her at the table and the girls are like swinging around on a bull behind her and she's just like i can't even believe it like i'm literally here crying like worst night of my life like why can't you hear me like stop making out try making me have to be the bad guy like what the fuck did I do?
22:55It's ridiculous. And the show just ends with her in the middle of her ranting. The show's like, we don't even care about what she's saying. It's just like, we'll fade to black. I think my favorite part of the whole thing was it when she's like, yeah, like if you're like it, sir, like if you're working at sir, you're like an artist. Like you're a talented person. Like we're all like showing off our talents, like acting, modeling, or singing. And then it cuts to her going
23:28the show's so stupid okay so now let's go to the current episode which is season 12 episode fly episode 5 seeing red flags
23:43so speaking of red flags let's go out to see what the surf is like it's chris and audrey and surfing gotta say i really enjoy audrey she's definitely a standout for me um and and the last episode also chris and audrey shared a kiss i believe i think that was their first kiss so um they're surfing and then venus is watching for some reason he's like washing his car on some random street in la and he's acting like he's in a music video he's like on the hood he's got like short shorts on i'm like i was expecting to be like oh and there's natalie filming him but he was just alone just with the camera crew i'm like what yeah what are you doing real slow mo erica jane and her you know erica jane it's very erica jane from this season and then um we see shane taking a shower earning that money earning that money um lisa comes in and has a meeting with Natalie and Guillermo.
24:43So she wants a progress report on Chris. And Guillermo's like, oh, at the beginning he was kind of lost, but now I think he's great. He finally cracked Aperol Spritzes, guys. He figured out how to make them. Yeah, we see him trying to figure out how to make an Aperol Spritz on the computer. He's like, I can't even find it. I can't even find Aperol Spritz. Where is it? What's in it? isn't this alphabetical? And Lisa's like, oh, well, the girls sure seem to love him. And then we cut to, like, these tourist moms from, like, Oklahoma in, like, really bad dress bar and, like, hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee.
25:23Wow, you're real cute, aren't you, honey? What's your name? Christopher? Only my mom gets to call me Christopher, ma 'am. Oh, I could be your mom. I'm probably old enough. Yeah, Christopher! Good son, girl! He's like, oh, my God, ladies. Oh, my God. number one fan on your only fans that's me he's like i don't know i think you're a little bit i don't know you're a little too young for me oh you stop it you look like you're 24 so um now back to president natalie is like well somebody made a comment on social media that he is like a sex worker, some sort of pasta Dijon. What do you think? And he's like, what?
26:08A sex worker? Yes, a sex worker. So Lisa tells him. I love Lisa pretending she doesn't know what a sex worker is. She's like, oh, what? A sex worker? What is this? Lisa, you run like the biggest human trafficking spot on that block. Are we still pretending that you're not just running a human trafficking ring? Because I do not buy it, ma 'am. so she goes he's a sex worker pause three two one well so am i i mean it's a fucking job when you've been married for 42 years get it what defines a sex worker exactly on a scale of la la to la la what do you mean and she's like well i don't know like a gigolo somebody who works with his body well somebody was making a comment that he was on the only fan i have no idea i don't even know what the only fan is and she's like oh i don't know and karen was like oh there's nothing wrong with only fans oh you know what the only fans is do you well you know i heard about it just oh wow look at his phone he looks guilty go in there natalie so natalie is like well what you do in your private life is none of our business as long as it doesn't hurt anyone even though it's none of our business however i will bring it up here literally at our business well i agree i mean we come from europe darling nobody wears any clothes in europe anyway i mean for god's sake commercials here comes one right now um i have to say so one of our listeners actually a couple of our listeners thank you thank you boys sent me links to eyebrows um doing a nudie massage video like a guy was massaging it nude and there was wiener and everything and so i was like that was pretty good hello share the share the links hello i can't believe i didn't actually that's that really is shit i'll send it to you in a second um so i saw it and i was like oh my god is this what his only fans is so i've never gone on only fans before which have you i mean i don't know if is it like so normalized that everybody's gone on it or is it like terribly embarrassing to have gone on it here's here's what i've done with only fans i'll like i'll sometimes i'll be like i'm so curious i'll click on and i get to the page and of course then there's like all these locks that like padlocks like not content and i'm like oh oh well and i just turn around and go back it's like i see it's like i it's like i drove to the store and saw it wasn't open yet so i just turned around i don't like bother trying i was like i'm not paying money i'm not paying that's what i've that's my experience with only fans as well i get to the locks and then it's i look at the you know it says like join and it's like 30 a month i'm like 30 you fucking crazy that's more than netflix i'm doing that for some reason i always think that like maybe this time when i go there'll be like free content and there's like literally never been free content so i'm like oh well there should be like a clip i mean something like a preview you know like here's just a little bit of penis i don't know so there needs to be something you You have to go to Twitter for that.
29:18You go to Twitter and they'll usually people will be like, here's what you can see. And you might see like a tease or. Okay. Well, I did. That's so this is what I did. This was my journey. So I went to the Twitter. That's where I first found him. And I mean, obviously hot, a little too waxed and worked out for me. I'll say like too much. It's too much. It's intimidating that, that much. And a little hair never hurt anybody. You guys, I mean, seriously, all you are, are razor burn. You know what I mean? You're not huggers. I'll tell you that. Shave chest people. So I went on there and I was like, okay, I'm going to go on the OnlyFans.
29:48So to get on the OnlyFans, I've never signed up. This whole thing is like national security. You have to put all of your shit in there. It's so embarrassing. I was so embarrassed that I did it, but I had to see eyebrows. I was like, I need to see eyebrows. If that video is any indication, just for business, like we're recapping this show. It's my duty. I was like, it's my duty to go. Thank you. So right off. Yeah, right off. So I went over there. and signed up, put my birth certificate in there, my passport, my social security, my phone. Oh, no, and then you found out it was Larsa Pippen by accident.
30:25Oh, I'm so sorry, Ronnie. No, but I did go in there and it was$11, which I found, and I was like,$11. I wonder what he's doing for$11. Yeah, a month. So I signed up, you know, I was like, okay, I'll give you my$11. So go in there. It's just him shirtless or in a jockstrap. There is nothing in there. I can't believe that cost 11 damn dollars. I can get that for free on your Twitter, sir. You need, I need more. I had a feeling, I had a feeling that he was not going to show any peen. I don't know why. No, I did see it in that other video, but that other video wasn't on the OnlyFans. It was from some other link.
31:04Oh, so was that like maybe before he was on Bravo? So maybe he like scrubbed all the, all the. Didn't get them all. so anyway my review of his only fans not enough for 11 listen our patreon can be 11 but you get videos bonus episodes ad free now you know there's a lot of stuff this is just you without a shirt i mean you get that to me every day on the show for free sir and i i did not get a refund i don't think you can get a refund i'm sorry he's too wax can i get a refund so i didn't get a refund but um i did you know cancel it but i was proud that my first only fans moment was for eyebrows yeah i just i also feel like um i also feel like like you're not allowed to talk about doing only fans on the show and be like so proud of it like you're doing like like he's talking in in a way of like yeah so i did it like no it's totally fine you know like we should embrace sex work and blah blah blah blah like that his vibe is like that like it's 2026 let's not be so puritanical you know what i'm doing what i need to do to earn some money if i want to show off my body it's my right there's no shame in it like that's his vibe but if he's not being nude then like why are you co-opting the language for the people who are being nude who are the ones who are doing something like honestly i would actually argue to say a little braver a little braver because they're like fully they're putting themselves out nude on the internet knowing that it could have repercussions for their careers later on.
32:36Now, one could say, this guy's doing something much worse by going on Vanderpump Rules, which could have repercussions for the rest of his life for employment. But I just think people are putting themselves in a riskier position and then you get to still talk as if you're doing something equally as risky when you're just showing photos of yourself in the same way that you're giving off for free. So to that, this is a double fail for the eyebrows this week. Both the eyebrows are going down in flames. It's interesting the way that you put it because you're right. I mean, it's such a puritanical place that we live, right?
33:07Where it's like OnlyFans. Yeah. You know, like sex is great. And like everyone has this like free to be you and me kind of sexual attitude. But you're right. And I mean, at the end of the day, it's like, oh, I'm a sex worker. But you just take off your shirt. It's like, yeah, it's just like this kind of puritanical view. of even sex work. It's weird. Yeah. Yeah. He's like claiming street cred for being like a sex worker. And it's like, you don't have any, you're, you're actually just a rip off at that point. You're a shirt off rip off because you're getting money for people to see your shirtless, which is just what you're doing anyway.
33:43But you know, good for you. I mean, if you can do it. Yeah. I mean, good for you. If you could do it. I say, I mean, people, I'm going to have an only, I'm going to have an only fans where just people pay me to put my clothes back on. I'll start with my FUPA out. And then people are like, oh my God, please, Ronnie, please, at least some underwear. I'll be like,$300,$300, I'll put on some underwear. And then until eventually I'm just like putting a balaclava over my face at the end, you know? You know, Denise Richards wears tits. So like eyebrows, drop that underwear. I do not like the word tits.
34:19Can we not? Boops. Boops. She shows her bosom. Yes. She shows her breasticles. But the point is... Well, yeah, enough of that. I get you. Yeah, and I agree. I'm just saying, like... I need more. I need more for$11 is what I'm going to say. Now, then, did I pray and ask for forgiveness and delete my OnlyFans and, you know, slap myself on the back with a whip? I did. I felt very terrible. But, you know, it was fun while it lasted. I mean, it wasn't really. It was a waste of money. But anyway, that happened. So they're talking about him being a sex worker. They don't really care because we're at sir.
34:58So then they're talking about this party that they're going to have. And it's for Guillermo because Guillermo is the Spanish George Clooney. And she puts her she puts his picture up next to George Clooney. And they do look exactly alike. I've never realized that. Have you? Yeah, I never. Well, I just never thought about it very much. I don't spend a lot of energy thinking about Guillermo. I'm sorry to say, but he, they did actually look quite similar. Um, he's produced a movie and so they're going to throw a party for the movie's premiere. And so it's going to be a big event. Never all hands have to be on deck.
35:36All right. And, um, and Natalie is, uh, they start talking about second chances and Lisa says that she's all about second chances. You know, Marcus seems to be doing better. Speaking of second chances, he wants to be a DJ alongside McKenna. I don't want I'm not gonna say no to anything to him right now because I feel like he's been struggling so much ever since I learned he was a broken bird all this time. It's just changed my entire attitude about him. So please, please don't let his wings be clipped any further. Let's put that little bird on the DJ table and raise the roof afar. Well, when I thought he was just a well-adjusted, handsome person with everything going for him, I said, no, you won't have a chance.
36:21But when I found out that both of his parents had tragically perished and his wing was broken, I said, DJ Broken Bird, get up there. Get up there. Bleed all over the decks. Put your broken wing on the turntable and spin, goddammit, spin. Did you ever know that you're the wind that's not beneath my wings, which is why the bird crashed, broke its wing, and became a DJ? You are the wind above my wings because you're grounded at the moment for your broken wings. To a remix. You're like a broken bird. You'll never fly away. Don't you know where your sir is? so natalie so natalie is like uh well let's see if he's any good because what is the next step he's gonna ask you for and camera goes oh to drive your car no he asked me that the other day he said can i borrow your suit and this and that and this goes yes can i borrow your suit he did not you know does he is he aware that you're wealthy and he's not right you're George Clooney and he's George nothing right he's a broken bird but there's even limits to that he's like the Pandora of sir oh Pandora Pandora's just walking around in a Vanderpump pashmita behind her like mommy why haven't we seen Pandora trying to hang out with any of this cast yet that's something that's missing I like when they pretend they're friends with Pandora.
38:04They're like, oh my god, I'm here. And then we see like a clip of Pandora in the background and her mom's pashmina. And I'm like, aren't we having fun, girls? They're just all throwing their coats on Pandora's heads as they walk by. I feel like Pandora is somewhere with a pashmina around her shoulders, holding a little wicker basket, going to like a farmer's market and being like, mommy would like these carrots. So then we go over to Gloss Nail Spa, which I felt so honored. I love gloss nail spa. It's in Silver Lake. So it's not my regular nail spa. But when I am over there, sometimes my friend Jessica and I go to gloss nail spa and they do a great job.
38:41So unsolicited testimony from me. But Angelica is there with Natalie. And so they go in, they say, hi, like, Oh my God, you look amazing. And Angelica's like, yeah, I want to, I want to look cute for you. So then we also see at the gym, Marcus and Shane Davis. are working out and marcus is like hey what happens when you drink like 15 beers the night before bro like what do you do how do you work out like that man that's your pre-workout bro so back with the girls we're gonna have a cross-cutting scene girls versus boys so natalie is like oh my god i'm getting red because it gives me confidence i'm like so tired of feeling like sad and stressed like i'm over it i'm over it
39:32and joker's like yeah you've been sad um yeah now yes natalie did push me at girls night which was not okay and uh we see flashback of natalie doing that to her but she goes but then she called me the next day and apologized so i'm just like trying to give her some grace because clearly she's going through something i'm like give her some grace you're a black belt i would have loved to have seen her just like get that leg in the air. I don't advocate violence, but I do advocate mastery in a skill and I would have been hilarious if she just like got that leg up in the air and Natalie's like under the table like pinned.
40:08Give her some grace. Give her some mace. Come on. Those Vanderpump rules. And I think this is, and I thought this before I even knew what was happening in the episode because Angelica, just the way she talks and laughs, I was like, she's perfect for Shane because she's like, oh my god, I want to look good for you. She has a girl version of Shane's laugh. Once you see it, once you hear it, you will not unhear it. It's the same laugh but a girl version. She goes, and he goes, it's the same. They even have three hands. So Natalie's like, let this be a lesson to everyone. If you want to invite me to girls night and avoid a serious conversation, like don't be upset when i crash out so natalie then is telling angelica that like i i really would have loved her for like after girls night for kimberly to say hey i hope you're okay hope you're feeling better we'll talk when i'm ready and she sent me a receipt a receipt she's like yeah the bill from the cowboy bar said hey can you send me venmo me for your stuff girl i was like what like both of you guys like honestly like i need to take like a break honestly like take a beat like that conversation will be like had like both of you are ready but like i'm here for you girl like that's what i was like that's what i got wanted to say yeah and so angelica's working but she's like low-key stress because i have to see jason tonight so then we go back to the gym and now jason has joined shane and marcus and he walks in with a gallon of water and a gallon of eyebrows.
41:45And he's like, hey, guys. So they're talking about... Who's that stud? Who's that stud? He's like, I know I'm dehydrated. And so Marcus is like, yeah, well, you just missed us on the flatbed. You snooze, you lose. Yeah. Like, yeah. I got a half-titty, bro. I'm trying to grow that shit with my half-titty. Jason's like can you grow half a tit Honestly looks good though bro Looks good He's like yeah my little tit is bigger than most titties So at least I got that My half tit is pretty good right He's like yeah so how's the rest of the night guys Was Angelica pissed that I didn't show up After I invited her out And wasn't there This is where we find out that Jason Didn't even show up to Tom Tom Where he made Angelica go after her three-hour journey from Orange County.
42:43What is wrong with you? We had to sit and watch a whole scene while you and Marcus sat there like a beautiful mind trying to figure out what to text Angelica to invite her out. They had this whole thing. It's like they tried all these different drafts. We watched you do this whole thing. You finally sent something out, misspelled, and then after all that, you don't even show up. You stood her up for your I'm sorry date. no no yeah well during girls night jason texted me was asking me to meet up and then me tom tom and we see that and uh she's and she goes uh and they didn't even show up like what the hell so then back at the gym marcus is like yeah you could tell she was really pissed he's like yeah but i called her last night and i was like listen like i'm really tired and like i got an hour ride home so like i just worked all night boop hung up i was like god damn i mean okay well then text her and say i'm not gonna go after all hope you're having fun the girl was in the car 19 hours sir she went to orange county back from orange county country man yeah another country and you're like i got an hour drive home um well then why did you invite her out in the first place so angelica's like yeah like he like called me and was like non-stop texting me about like how he wants to take me out to dinner and I guess like make it up to me in some way um that's like giving mixed signals yeah like mixed signals because like I don't necessarily want anything serious because I literally am getting out of my year and a half relationship now except we live together so nightmare yeah and she's like oh my god but you guys like sleep separately or do you still sleep together like what is that yeah I mean we still hug up yeah I'm like I mean it's just easier girl Like, I don't want to be out there on these streets So Natalie's like, I mean, duh They're still living together I just wanted to confirm Like, I'm not saying it doesn't make her, like, totally messy I mean, it's, like, messy But, like, that's why she's going to fit in store just fine She's like, listen, I'm just, like, I'm getting it in, you know She's like, well, doing what you need to do, girl Yeah, I'm getting it where I can, girl Yeah, girl Yeah, girl But, like, it has to be strong So, like, maybe Jason, like, he's, like, cute Like a little distraction in the midst of this so basically she's like whatever I think she just is looking at Jason as like just like someone to hook up with at this point I hope that she's joking about pull out game you better be putting in some pills down your throat or something don't make me come over there in my antivan and like give you a what do you call it that you put in your arm the birth control in your arm I'll do it I'm going to become licensed for that just for my I'm going to follow them around and be like, you need a shot in your arm.
45:26I've got a little device to put in there. This is only going to hurt for a second. Be careful, Angelica. It's a dangerous world out there. You don't want to one day, nine months later, just eyebrows come out of you. That's a disaster. Yeah, pull-out method doesn't work, just for the record. So Jason is like, oh, man, guys, I'm all about Angelica, and I want to hit her up. It's just like, just let me do that. Like, let me just like take the step and be like, hey, I'm sorry for what happened the other day. It's like one, it's like one sorry. That's all I need, man. That's what I can do. Like, why can't you let me have that?
45:58So back at the other place, Natalie's like, yeah, I usually date people at work, which is what I'm like trying not to do anymore. It's just like, it's very incestuous. It's like very, very incestuous. Sorry, just like working on my craft. So now we go to the restaurant and Chris, Marcus, and Demi arrive at Sur. and McKenna's like, um, are those shades you're wearing tonight, Marcus? And he's like, yeah, I'm gonna go like tuck belt black shades, you know, just go Matrix on them. I'm a DJ now, all right? I've got Ray-Bans. Yeah, and then Venus is talking to Natalie and seeing how she's doing. And she's like, yeah, I'm just like trying to plan for this event.
46:36Like, I think like, you know, nothing got done that was supposed to get done bar prep wise. So, and Venus is like, are you kidding me right now? But then we just go over to the Clads premiere where Lisa is doing some press for it. And she's like, oh, I know this film is great. It's about aliens or cowboys or something happening. Europeans walking shirtless and naked. I've heard a lot about it. And Guillermo's worked very hard. He's just a good man and deserves everything that comes his way. The only shame is that his wings are just too supple and intact. Someone break his wings already. I would just like to thank my dear friend George Clooney for being too talented to actually do this film, which is why we've given the chance to my restaurant manager, Guillermo.
47:27Let me tell you, Guillermo's not afraid to bust a table. Right. Thank you. Thank you, International Press. So they're all getting ready for this giant party and everything, and people are showing up, and Angelica shows up, and there's, like, tension between her and Jason because of everything. So he's like, Jason's like, okay, let me go to the bathroom and fix my hair. So his hair, you know, he already has kind of that like, um, playmobile hair, you know, it's like that circle. It's like Velma hair. It's like, there's just like a dome of hair around his head. So he goes to the bathroom and he puts his hands through it.
48:00So now it's all spiky and deranged. I'm like, I appreciate the tribute to 2004, but like, can we update this hairstyle? Chris is like, you look like Zac Efron. In 2004. again 2004 so now we see Marcus at the DJ booth training and McKenna's like oh god alright here we go another fuckboy I have to train to do my actual profession he's like bloop bloop bloop she doesn't let him touch any buttons which I actually like cause he's supposed to be learning he does not get to touch anything he just stands there behind there he just stands behind there with those sunglasses like yep Ray-Bans that's right Ray-Bans borrowed these from Guillermo yes So then Jason goes up to Angelica and he's like, now his hair is spiky and like off to the side.
48:50And he's like, hey, I haven't seen you in like a week. Yeah, it's been a while. I'm not gonna lie. Imagine if she lied. It's been a very short amount of time. Why are you lying, bro? Thanks for not lying on this critical piece of information.
49:11So they go have a sit down and um she's like he's like so i just want to say i'm just like really sorry about everything from before like i wasn't ready for the first time we talked and she's like yeah i was a little like confrontational not gonna lie like not gonna lie about it um because like when you said what you said like it kind of insulted me not gonna lie i'm not gonna lie it wasn't like a compliment that would be a lie and so we see a flashback to him calling her clingy and he's like well i didn't mean to insult you i mean clingy doesn't have to be a bad thing i like my girls clingy except you said whoa i'm getting a clingy energy from you right now i'm not sure about this so i don't think that was a i don't think that was a compliment especially by the way from her yeah it's like you're boiling my bunny right now sometimes people like boiled bunnies like what do you want me to say about it yeah what do you want he's kind of giving craig vibes a little bit like he sort of has that like he's sort of leaning into like little boy he's like we're like oh man my heart's beating so hard you know and then but he's also like obviously like a liar and like he's always sort of changing the truth and the reality so Angelica is like I mean if I'm your girl then I'll be clingy I mean I did think you were so cool and Jason's like I'm not gonna lie now but it really affected me the whole week wait a second you're not lying yeah I'm not gonna lie like I was so stressed not gonna lie cause like I met you and I thought like you were like really sweet and you're like kind of the person that would actually like to get to know so yeah like you're the kind of person like i wish i didn't even ever see ever again that was a lie that was like that one was a lie two truths and a not gonna lie isn't that just three truths not gonna lie you're totally right well um maybe i'm like not even willing to give you a second chance just kidding it's opposite day that was a lie oh my god that was that was i was getting so lost in that because like opposite days but like also like not gonna lie i couldn't really follow that so like thank you for clarifying that it's like well i know that you do like taekwondo and i do jujitsu and i was thinking we could go to jujitsu together tomorrow oh okay so she does taekwondo and you do jujitsu so you're gonna do your thing yeah you're gonna make her do your thing yeah i was like that's not i feel like I don't think what he realizes is that like he has been like he's gone to the dog house like a few different times now and she keeps on letting him out for no good reason and he doesn't seem to realize like he needs to kind of like bend to her a bit and so he keeps doing these things and she's just like okay she's like are you asking me to put you in a chokehold he's like yeah I would like that not gonna lie and Angelica's like Jason really tries hard to project a lot of confidence but like once you peel back a little bit of that ego he actually can be like very endearing I can't help but like want to give him another chance i'm like it's your fifth chance and i don't yeah enduring is fine but he's also literally standing you up and lying and being crazy to you yeah he's like a little puppy like when you want to take that home i mean if it's rabid no don't fuck a puppy you know i mean that's what i'm that's what i would say that would be my advice to you yeah and she's like okay well you can just like text me and i won't ignore your call this time.
52:33He's like, oh my god, so you did ignore my call. It's like, yeah. So now Audrey and Kim arrive, and Kim's like, so I feel like everyone's staring at me, so I guess I'm just gonna go in the kitchen and pretend like this isn't happening, okay? Because she gets here and it's awkward energy. And Natalie's like, are you okay? Are you okay, Vino? Are you okay, Vino? And he's like, I just told him to fight with her. I love her. Like literally like, I don't even want to fight with her. Like literally don't even know what we're fighting right now. I think this is actually, um, Natalie, not Natalie, but it is funny to think that Natalie is caring about.
53:11I don't think Natalie even knows who Venus is. So she, so Natalie's like, what happened? And so Venus is like, I just like want to move on. Like I want like, I just want like everyone's just like fucking like makeup and just like bring peace. So that's where I'm at in my head space right now. Yeah, but it takes two. Because like I told Angelica today, like friendship is a two-way street. And so the fact that she's not talking to you, like that is frustrating. That's not a step in the right direction. That's like a wrong direction step. Like where are you even going right now? Like why are you going there?
53:40You're on the wrong direction on the sidewalk on the one-way street. And like friendship is a two-way street with sometimes a traffic light, okay? And like also a little bit of construction on the side so the sidewalk on the left is closed. So you're gonna have to walk on the right side. That's a friendship. Yeah, Marcus Venus is like, Even if Marcus doesn't want to repair a friendship, I don't want to lose Kim. Who wants to lose Kim? Everybody needs beige in their life. Otherwise, fun throw pillows don't make as much sense. You know what I mean? We all need basics. Like America is thinking right now, we cannot lose Kim.
54:15Kim is so vital to the success of this show and the success of my life. I cannot lose Kim. It just feels like I'm missing a piece of home. I mean, I don't know that that's a compliment when you just told us you came from a place with one stoplight. You know what I mean? She's the dumpster. She's the mailbox. It's like she's like a jar of mayonnaise. I haven't had that since I'm at home. So I miss her. So now Audrey comes up. She's like a close-down Walgreens. Audrey comes up. And Audrey's like, oh, my God, I'm so glad I get to wear this. She's in a low-cut little red dress thing. and she's like oh my god look you match my nails so he's still going on about kim and he wants to talk about him and he can't take another 24 hours so he's gonna do it guys he's gonna do it so meanwhile kim is at the dj booth and he's like hey you digging in or what can't hear you above the headphones got some ray-bans sorry can't hear your response but i'm pretty professional right now that's right so then kim so basically um kim is like wow it's not giving bad boy mckenna you're on ab duty ha ha ha ha make sure his abs are okay so venus is like okay okay i gotta prepare my hair okay here we go so i was just like yes hair work hair work so lisa comes up to the dj booth and she's like okay guys i know you're living your in your own little word over here but You have to read the room.
55:47Why are you not playing pink martini? Okay, that's the thing that gets everyone dancing. You need to think of the vibes of the restaurant. Like, is there a song called You Can Run But You Can't Hide? Or I Own You Now? Or Stem Cells, Stem Cells, Give Me Your Stem Cells. Something, something, something, please. All right. I hear there's this new jam that people are really into. It goes, you've got to accentuate the positive E limb and the negative. It's going viral everywhere. And he's like, oh, Guillermo gave us a set list, Lisa. So, I mean, I'm pretty sure he's into it. But you're right. Okay, we'll dance now.
56:35And she's like, say that again. What did you just say? We'll dance now. No, the other thing. I forgot. You're right. That's what you said. You're right. Just keep saying you're right. Now get me some sedaka. New sedaka. Get these juices flowing, darling. Yeah, the party's beginning now. Peaches and cream. Let's get them. Barry Manilow up in here. If you want the girls to really drop their panties, then just start singing. solid, solid as a rock mess. Brick house has never failed in so. Let's get physical, physical. You know, something current and new like that. So then Shane comes in with a new dark-haired girl.
57:30Get another. Get another new one. And he's like, whoa, no way. Who's that superstar over there in the radar? DJ Marcus is like, yeah, yeah. I think I'm crushing it. I mean, I should be DJing here. I mean, not even here, but like around the world even. I mean, if there's a play button on a CD player, I'm there to touch it, okay? If that's what people want, I'm going to give people what they want. Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy. And now Venus takes Kim outside to the smoking alley to have a discussion. And he's like, well, let me just start with not really like talking to you and like not communicating you.
58:11It's like been really, really hard for me. And Marcus is like, all of a sudden Marcus appears in the doorway. He's like, wait a second. I feel a little sad. I want to be part of this. And Kim's like, go inside. Go inside, babe. I'm having a scene. So, of course, he listens to what she does. And he's like, okay, fine. He goes inside. Okay. Well, anyways, first of all, it's been like really hard for me not talking to you and like, I love you. And like, I want to move forward. And I can't imagine my life without you, Kim. Like, Kim, what is my life without Kim? You know, it's like, you know, I've been in your corner more than anyone here, like more than anyone.
58:49And I want to make sure that everything's right with us. You know what I mean? Like, I just like you go with everything. You know what I mean? I need a friend that just like blends in, you know, just blends into the background. I like that I could put you like on a white carpet and just never even know you're there. It's like really important. It's really important. Well, I feel like afraid to trust you right now, you know, because you wrote a really mean text after we wrote you a mean text first. But we act like you're the one who started it. And like, I just like don't want to feel that way because like you were the person that I trusted the most here.
59:24Like, OK, well, like maybe I shouldn't have like talked out, like talked about you like that or talk to you like that. but like i'll never do it again and she's like i don't want to cry i don't want to cry but like there's like so much like marcus like in the past couple of weeks like me and marcus like we opened up to you the most like me and marcus like let you into the me and marcus circle like that's a big deal it's like a big deal we just don't like let people into our circle and then to be betrayed by you of like all people it's like we're not only being betrayed by you but we're being betrayed by like millions of split ends and you have to understand how that hurts it's like a really big deal to like let someone into the being market circle you know because like you were the one that we trusted with information of like what sort of sunglasses he was going to wear for his dj set or like maybe do we want to put the chair in the dining room or in the living room like those are important things and we let you into that and we don't let anyone in and you just like i don't know like was it even real and then just custom venus he just takes both hands he does a double he just flicks all of his hair back all at once.
1:00:30Like, ah, it's like major hair flip to be like, this is a big moment. And she tells us, yeah, Venus was like the place, like me and Marcus's relationship. Like he was our first phone call anytime we got into a fight. Oh, wow. You see, this is people like him. She's like, oh my God, he was so lucky. I would call him and trauma dump on him every day. You think everybody gets that? No, he was lucky. He was lucky. I know. What a privilege to be on the receiving end of not one, but two toxic people who call and dump all their shit on him and then probably don't ask him a question about what's going on in his life.
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