#3151 Vanderpump Rules S12E04&05 Part Two: Angelicas and Demons

0:21Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part 2 of a two-part recap. if you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode. So she goes, until recently, I thought he would love us no matter what. I'm like, you guys were the ones who sassed off to him. If I remember correctly, Venus had a conversation with Marcus where he's basically like, you need to get your shit together. And then Marcus wrote Venus a text that was kind of like, fuck you, bro. Like our friendship's basically over.

0:53and Venus was like, fuck you, I never liked you in the first place and then Marcus then told everyone what happened but like this was Marcus who escalated it and they're acting like Venus out of the blue just came for them and no Venus was giving tough love and you guys are the fuckers. Yeah, but Venus was too much and also Venus betrayed Kim in her mind because Venus was sticking up for Natalie. He was telling Marcus, you need to go in there and stand up for Natalie against Kim because Kim's coming for Natalie and you know that you've called her your sister whatever that stupid fight was so i think he's like i think kim's like oh you beat you're supposed to be my gay best friend and then you betrayed me by telling my boyfriend instead of coming to be nice to me to go stick up against me with natalie and i think that's the real problem but venus will never see that and kim will never vocalize it because she's she thinks she's being sneaky and so he's like what are you talking about you i got mad at you but you guys are the ones who outed me to everybody as far as my gossip.

1:52Like you told everybody I talked, you ruined every relationship I have in this place basically. And she goes, okay, fair. That's fair. Yeah. You're the bigger asshole here, man. Yeah. That's way worse than him saying be nicer to Natalie. Okay. And also like he's not property of Kim. And like, I get it. You know, you want your friends to be loyal, etc. But like he's also allowed to be friends with Natalie. And he's allowed to see that there's all this bullshit that's going on. Like between these and that is marcus who is the real issue in that stupid fight with natalie and he's allowed to stand up for natalie and kim doesn't get to just be like oh because because he stood up for natalie that then we as a couple are gonna fire off like a really hostile mean text yeah well there's also there's also the element of being the gay friend because it is kind of like property it's not the same as being a regular friend for whatever reason it's just not it's like that's my gay friend and my gay friend wouldn't even be there for me and stands up for this other girl and said oh fine you know and then it just becomes like okay i'm gonna ruin the gay friend and to everybody else and say all the shit i don't know there is something different about it being the gay it's like they feel like oh well he's the gay so he's lucky to be with us because he's not with anybody and he's lucky to have us as an ally as a couple you know since he can't have a couple he's just gay you know there's something about that there is god you know this show really is good the fact i love that i love the stupid thing that we're talking about on this episode between this fight and with everything with jason and and angelica like you cannot tell me this show is not entertaining i'm sorry i'm sorry this is a good good this is a good ass show so um and to me my favorite rain cloud i love that to me yeah he's hair flipping and kim's like yeah but like whatever like that wasn't right and like i guess i should apologize then to me it comes out like like rain clouds like hi are we okay because like it's pretty crowded so like you should get back to work thanks i just love her hatred of everyone so um well she's also like the manager of morons i mean this is it's like it's like okay we're in the middle of a premiere party the restaurant is full everything's busy and they're like do you want to go outside and cry for half an hour okay sure yeah they're just like sitting there smoking cigarettes like hello i feel like all she wants to do is finish some sort of like bowl from kava that she got for lunch and she just can't find the time to do it because everyone is constantly outside having conversations can you guys come in and cover the bar so i can finally finish my bowl from kava it's always fucking melted like her bowl from kava is always melted by the time she gets back every time some sad chickpeas are left and she's like well that's not even fresh anymore yeah so kim is like okay well let's maybe try and talk again you know because like i think i'm obviously struggling with natalie right now and like your closeness with her isn't necessarily comforting nor do i feel comfortable being super close to you right now because of that so she's like well we can make up but like you're my toy and you have to be like you have to stay in my to her chest yeah who's gay are you so he's like well love you hair flick hair flick hair flick and he's like i don't feel like kim is fully hearing me so at this point i'm just gonna like love her where we are and i'm just gonna move forward and flick my hair a lot until i have an aneurysm and so because it like doesn't like literally nothing i can do except make you wonder why every time i'm sitting here in a confessional one of my eyes is crying have you noticed that what is that why is his why is his left eye our right eye is always crying is did he just do a bump in that part of his like on that side of his nose like what i need to know what's happening i would like to know why he's dressed like he's a long-lost cast member of the movie widows why does he look like he's trying to break into a mansion and steal a vase

5:58why is abba styling you he's got like i'm gonna do my best crimped hair but like all black leather and glove outfit so that way after i'm done with this i'm gonna break into adrian maloof's house and take a tv i mean like why is he dressed like i don't know but i think it's working i think we're just like old feathered gays because i was out last week in you know, West Hollywood. And I was talking to a gay and he's like, Oh my God, the new Vanderpump rules. Iconic, the gay iconic, like instant icon. Fucking love him. His fashion, his hair, his gloves. I was like, wow, I guess he's serving a look for sure.

6:37It's just like very funny for this show. This is a show where in every confessional, all the guys have like their shirts, like unbuttoned down to their navel. And he's like fully button. He's like all the way covered up in all this black. He literally looks like he just took off his balaclava to do the interview. And he's going to put it back on. and it's going to go like scale down the side of some museum lube style. I love that balaclavas are coming up twice in a recap. So good. Did you mention a balaclava earlier? Yeah, it was my last act of putting on my clothes and only fans. The balaclava.

7:08Oh, God. So now Jason arrives at the jujitsu date. So he arrives and he's like, yeah, Angelica's like a taekwondo two-time black belt. Like it's super impressive. Like I'm not a pro in Taekwondo, but I love jujitsu. So like, you know, it's just like about turning joints, you know, like you're supposed to turn your joints in ways that they're not supposed to go. That's like my thing. That's great. It's exciting. So he's doing some flips and cartwheels and all this stuff. And Angelica walks in and she is like, that's cool that you're doing these flips, but you didn't tie your belt correctly here.

7:46I'll fix that for you. You don't even know how to tie your belt. so we find out for me if we find out that she is a second degree black belt in taekwondo and she was on the national team for three years which is crazy and we see pictures of her doing this and we see just her practicing and kicking and it's crazy it's amazing and so she's like yeah i mean this is like different because this is like joints and like what i do is like and like it's different because it's like groundwork so i don't know like i guess it's strange positions he's excited to put me in so now they're gonna they like do some exercises and everything and jason like like so they're like the instructor like flips jason over and do this thing and now like now he's gonna like jason's gonna flip angelica over or angelica's gonna flip jason over they're just like doing like floor exercises and stuff and it's like back and forth but then And like Jason like takes Angelica and like whips her around his body and slams to the ground.

8:48And she's like, whoa, whoa, that was a lot right there. She's like, what the fuck? Yeah, it was super weird. Yeah, he's getting too aggressive with her. And also she doesn't know this. She doesn't know this discipline. So he's just like swinging her around and slamming her to the ground and like getting on top of her. And it's not sexy. He's like trying to win. And she's grossed out. She's grossed out by it. So he now has her pinned down on the ground in sort of like a flirty way. And so she's on the ground and he's like, he's like sort of grappling her. And he's sort of like over her. And at this moment on their date, he goes, I got to be honest with you with something though.

9:26Not going to lie. At the time I was kind of like talking to somebody, but like, I just want to know that it's done. So it's like, she asked you if you were talking to someone and you said no. and now you lied again. It's amazing. How many bear traps can you step into? What is wrong with this person? And then he goes, yeah, me and Angelica are starting on a new slate and I feel more vulnerable. I feel more safe with Angelica. I just want to open up to her. I like wearing my heart on my sleeve and showing her who I truly am. Who you truly are is a liar. A liar and a crazy person. Yeah, you're a fucking liar big time.

10:10multiple multiple time liar so now he's still on top of her and he's like so like the person i was talking to was somebody that was like so important to me at the time but then then the time showed me that they weren't the right match so like i'm open to see what the next step is with you and she's like okay but this is also he just shut up stop saying i think he's trying to be like that's how much i like you is that i got rid of this other person who meant a lot to me i'm like do they really mean a lot to you if you met this one girl who you blocked on instagram yeah and you didn't even want to like hang out with at borne's beanery but you're gonna dump someone over that i'm like no something is not this is bullshit over here yeah she's like can you can i be honest with you could you be honest with me let me be honest with you could you be honest with me and he's like okay for sure do you have a situation going on this is the flashback so um now she's like whatever this guy fucking lied to me and the producer asked her does jason know about your ex and she's like i mean yes and we see a flashback of her saying she still lives with the ex and um he asked did you say that you were still sleeping with him and she's like well i may not have used those words exactly but like i think it's pretty obvious because i can still live with him i mean duh yeah i mean she probably should be like a little bit more explicit but the point is that she asked him if he was in a situation and he said explicitly no and now he's saying that not only was he not in a situation he's now saying he was I'm sorry not now is he not only saying that he was in a situation but he was with a situation with someone who was really important to him I was like what why are you so bad at this yeah he really is so he tries to kiss her he's still straddling her and she's like hello and she gets out of it and he's like okay well just sort of a kiss I mean like that's not the biggest thing I mean maybe she's just playing games i don't know oh you're such a dumb ass so like impressively dumb in a way that like was refreshing to see i feel like we haven't seen we haven't seen this level of idiocy in a little bit so it feels great to it feels like a warm hug so now speaking of we now go see the eyebrows over at their apartment where uh chris is filming something it's like is he like they're doing like a joint no yeah they're like doing a joint only fans but for mother's day so fucking weird like do you blow each other at the end of this like what is happening it's weird so he's like hey what's going on guys how you doing today we're getting crafty as you can see like i've got a bouquet of flour for my mom because mother's day is around the corner even though she doesn't live here but whatever i'll enjoy the flowers love you mom got my cousin jason here we're both mama's boys.

12:56We both love our moms and we both got corn holes. Let's see what we're going to do with them today. Here's a great gift. You can take these flowers and stick them up your corn hole and take a photo of it. That's for you, Mom. Hey, Mom, sorry, can't say Happy Mother's Day with my mouthful. Jesus, Jason, back off, okay? It's not your time yet. When it come on my face, I'm dedicating it to you, Mom. I only got here from my one way and it's because someone did this with you. this is again this is this is actually like you know we always talk about how the fuck boys are always talking about how they they really emphasize how much they love their moms so this is all kind of like only vans fuck boyerism and so they're doing this and jason's telling us the journey with me and chris moving to california was just like any typical actor story you know the first five months in la i was grinding as a server working at a spa and i was also working at a club and I had three jobs and Chris says yeah first moved to LA it was like not really what I was expecting I mean I thought like hello your lead actor for the Tangled reboot is here but didn't really happen I sort of thought it would just find me at the diner but no we barely had anything so such sad news on that front by the way have you heard of that the Tangled new Tangled movie casts Tegan Croft and Milo Manheim I mean you got beat out by a Mannheim.

14:20Cameron Mannheim is somewhere right now. Like, ha ha, suck it, Vanderpump Rules loser. Enjoy blowing your cousin for the next decade. Ha ha ha. Dang, that was three hours ago. That is fresh news and that really is Cameron Mannheim's son. I didn't talk it. Oh, is it? I didn't know that that was really Cameron Mannheim's son. Tangled star Milo Mannheim is following in mom Cameron Mannheim's footsteps. There you go. Little Boston legal. Don't fuck with a Boston Legal B player. I shouldn't call her a B player. Supporting player. She won an Emmy award for something. Cameron Manheim. For Boston Legal, I think.

15:01Or The Practice. One of those. Boston Legal is after that. Yeah, you're right. The Practice. Yeah, you're right. This is brand new. Brand new news. I don't know why I'm so shocked by this. That is tough. Sorry, Chris. You would have been a great choice. I know, I actually felt bad for him. But then I remembered that this is a show about watching people's dreams die. And I was like, so much is happening in season one. Yes! Also, I have to say, I know that Chris feels like he is the perfect Flynn Rider. I gotta say, if I'm going to choose anyone from Bravo, I'm going to choose Joe Bradley. The Southern Charm version, not the Below Deck version.

15:40Right? I think we gotta say, it's kind of a Joe Bradley role. I don't remember the man in that movie I just remember the chick She was great I love that movie I don't remember the guy doing much I was like can you spare a little It's time for a commercial It's time for a Crappens commercial

16:06I'm surprised they were able to even make a whole movie out of that I always loved Rapunzel as a fairy tale But I always felt like it was a bit one dimensional It was like, oh, she got put up in the tower. She grew her hair out. She let it down. He climbed up. And I'm always like, how did they get down from there? Isn't he, once he climbs up the, once he climbs up the tower, isn't he just stuck in the tower also? It's like hangnail, I guess. Like you get a nail and you hang it and then you like loop your hair around it. And so you could use it like as a both way kind of a thing. You cut off the hair and then tie it to something in the tower.

16:39No, you don't cut off the hair. No, no, you don't cut it off. I mean, I remember I saw the movie, but I just don't remember that much. Don't cut off the hair. It sounds like a gross live action movie, though, because in cartoons, the hair looks cute. You know what I mean? It's like, oh, my God, it's this long. But hair that that's long in real life is just not cute. It's all damaged and like issues. There's probably bugs living in it. It's going to be an awkward live action movie. I'm just saying right now. They're going to be like, Cameron Manheim's son was disgusted. trying to manhandle all that air.

17:15Cameron's going to be like, damn it, we worked so hard for this. We should have let the Vanderpump kids rule Vanderpump rules kids take it. Oh, God. According to Google AI, it says in the classic Brothers Grimm version, the Rapunzel story ends with the witch banishing Rapunzel to the wilderness where she has twins and her prince blinded by thorns after jumping from the tower. See, that's what happens. You can't get back down and you have to jump out of the tower. finds her by voice and the tears of her joy heal his sight. So basically she was in the tower. Now we saw him to the woods. I know. I was like, isn't this just into the woods?

17:50I think Google AI messed up because I'm like, she was in the tower and then her mom was like, fuck you. Get out of my tower. I was protecting you. Now you're going in the wilderness. Enjoy your kids. You got knocked up. You got knocked up.

18:06Rapunzel's like, I'm on OnlyFans guys now. So I've been like kicked out of my tower and I'm just like on OnlyFans. And then you sign up and she's like not even showing anything. She's braiding her hair. You're like, what the fuck, Rapunzel?

18:21Didn't promise you anything. Okay, so we're watching the boys make this Mother's Day video. They're now jerking each other off while Jason tells us, yeah, like when we first got here, like it was bad. We were living in our fucking cars. And Chris is like, yeah, dude, my Volkswagen Jetta. Oh, God, right there. Just get the nuts a little. All our clothes were in trash bags. Jason's like, yeah, I was using trash bags and clothes as warmth at night. And your body heat. And honestly, bro, I was just getting sick of ramen noodles and fucking cat food. Oh, God. I forgot. I forgot about this detail. Well, first of all, it's also funny, like, using your trash bags and clothes as warmth at night.

19:06And you. And your body heat. These two. I mean, can I sign up? Where do I sign up again? I'm willing to go back. So then Jason tells us, yeah, man, when I got here, I was trying to eat clean and I didn't have any money to do it. So I was eating cat food. Really? And Bruce was like, what does cat food taste like? And have you seen great gardens? And he was like, um, tastes like canned tuna. Like the one you get at Ralph's. You mean not the one you get at like Bristol farms, not the one you get at Erewhon. and he's like honestly shout out to them i was shredded i love that that's what he prioritized he was like i don't have enough money for anything like i'm i'm scraping things by but gotta look good which honestly it's la so i actually that is the journey for for many actors i mean it worked the cat food stock just went up i just imagined so many so many queens in this town especially being like you know what he did it i can do it cat food it is cat on fancy feasts.

20:10Yeah. So, um, no, I'm sorry. Go ahead. That was going to say that. So they're just doing their, like, uh, they're doing this photo shoot with their manager, which is funny. This, this random girl. And Jason's like, yeah, Chris and I were just trying to figure out how we're going to make money faster. And I see all these social media people and I'm thinking to myself, how are they making, going to make money like this? And I'm like, do we need a backstory for why you decided to join only fans? I think it's pretty obvious. you're on okay it's an option you took it we get it and uh so meanwhile um they come um at the same time which is really impressive and jason's like yeah subscribe if you want to see justin fox's page and chris is like yeah like and subscribe if you want to see axel stone's page oh god italian stallion three yeah find me italian stallion i love that you're in italian stallion three listen it's hard enough getting into the live action Tangled being Italian Stallion 1.

21:07You know? But 3? Yeah. Also, I just looked up Axel Stone and it's actually a Street Fighter character. I was like, you named your porn name after Street Fighter? Of course he did. Wait. Wait. Who's... Say it. Who was that? Axel Stone. That's Chris. Chris is... Didn't he say he's Italian Stallion? Oh, no, you're right. Yeah, he says this. But I just like, there's actually another Axel Stone. There's also another porn star named Axel Stone. This is what I'm discovering as I'm looking here on. I did Axel Stone OnlyFans and all sorts of fascinating things have shown up. But wait, I just looked up Italian Stallion 3 and this is not him.

21:51This is some guy who just had a baby. He's like, hey, I'm Italian Stallion 3. So wait, who's he saying to follow? You need to get better at this. I'm trying. I'm trying to get a boner, guys. who's this Italian Spallion 3 okay what's his other name Axel Stone Page Axel Stone with no E I suppose I don't know maybe there's an E make it I'm gonna look up Justin Fox Justin Fox only fans let's see if anything shows up yes view profile it's like it's sensitive are you sure you want to look at it yes I'm sure oh yeah okay so it is Axel Axel the Stone so you see they're not even getting but it says axel the stone hasn't posted do i need i will say i will say i looked up justin fox who is jason and i said justin fox only fans and i did not find anything particularly good there but there is another justin fox who is a porn star and he is quite impressive i will say good for you other justin fox this one is like Justin with a Y and two X's.

23:00There's a Justin Fox who comes on taking nude photos of himself in the airport bath, like airplane bathrooms. He's doing great work. He's like this big beefy guy. Good for him. Yeah, I can't find him. Okay, we'll have like a full, we'll have a full at least X breakdown one of these days. So, um, he's like, yeah, we'll do it at South Beach. Yeah, we'll do it at the South Beach Food and Wine Festival. Hell yes. So Jason's like, yeah, people were hitting me up on Instagram left and right saying you should do OnlyFans. And then like all of a sudden it was just like Eureka. And Chris is like, yeah, Jason started OnlyFans before me.

23:37And I just saw how much money he was making. And I wanted to make as much fucking money as we could. So we did it. And now they're in leopard underwear. And they're going, happy Mother's Day. So stupid. did you did you mention this line from chris i may have been looking at old fans pictures at this point but did you mention this line when he said you know serving you can make good money but we were still in the hole oh god sir you gotta really you're still in it about you're literally in it in this scene you are really really showing it off okay so yeah they're like in leopard on happy mother's day so their photographer slash manager leaves and jay And then Jason goes, okay, well, I got to study Shakespeare because I got my scene tomorrow.

24:25I was like, no.

24:34So good. So then we go to Shane getting dressed. He's like, oh, yeah, wine for the lady, fruit punch for the man. That's how it's going to go today. And he's getting ready for like a date. And he's telling us, in one point in my life, it genuinely was dude. how do we get laid all the time? I didn't care about the consequences of that. But you know what? Now I'm older. I've been humbled by life. And it's more like, Halloween, tell the truth, but still gonna need, not needs, man. Bro, Shane Davis, baby. Yeah, so you are still thinking how do we get laid all the time? You're just saying, now I'm not gonna lie about it.

25:16And by the way, in this scene that happens, he literally lies. lies about it. Women have sexual needs too. I'm here to fulfill them. Yeah, baby. So this girl, Kristen, arrives, and he's like, hey, sorry my dog didn't go crazy for a second. And she's like, it's okay, I love dogs. He's like, yeah, Kristen's an absolute baddie, and I met her on set. What set was it? Doesn't matter. When you're a model, all the world's a set. And I'm hyped up that she's finally back in the dating pool, because I think the situation Natalie kind of made me insecure. Got all these guys leaning into like, now I'm insecure.

25:56I'm vulnerable. It is hilarious. This is such a 2026 version of this show. It's kind of amazing. We see two weeks ago, Natalie being like, you shot all your cards. It's like making me kind of bored. So now he's like, and now I'm just going to like have a couple of solid dates after all this confusion just to get my mojo back. Yeah. He's like, oh my god, how did I get this soap? Oh yeah, it's a twist stop, baby. It's a twist stop on the wine. First time in my life I was wondering how to trick a cork out of a bottle, but now I'm all about the twist off. Hope you don't mind, I'm going to have some fruit punch, okay?

26:39She's like, okay. So she's like, sorry, I started drinking without you. So what have you been up to? It's like, most of screenwriting You know how it goes I got my life story Which I'm working on Pretty much a whole fucking thing Yeah, I got shot when I was young I was paralyzed I learned to walk and shit Maybe you've heard about it Probably not because my story's not out yet Biopic, baby I'm calling it 8 Mile 2 So 16 Mile? Huh? I didn't get it So she's like, wow Can I see your gunshot wounds? Yeah Look, I put band-aids on the fun gunshot wounds I always know where they are when I want them Press and check It's on my half titty And then he tells us Yeah, I've got a problem trauma dumping But you know what?

27:30I'm an overshower But using those gunshot wounds Is a lure to show off the hard work I've been putting on half titty Not a bad idea Ding! Yeah, I got this one in high school And so it's the devil reaching for hope. That's my hope tattoo. The devil reaching for hope. Wait, so the devil, you're saying the devil's trying to take hope or the devil is like actually trying to find hope. The devil's trying to be hopeful right now. I like that the devil really just like wants to be understood. He's like, oh, please, hope. It's like, no, stop. This is a reminder that you have to have, I'm assuming it's like, this is a reminder that you've got to keep hope alive because otherwise the devil is going to take it away from you.

28:13so therefore I've got a tattoo on my shoulder in case I forget to have hope. What an absolute fucking tool. I love it. She goes wow I love it. He's like yeah yeah I want to make out and then he gets a text and it says here and she goes oh a text from someone named Karina and he goes oh that's my fucking sister let me text back wait in your car or I'm telling mom she's like I want to fuck you. Well you have a weird relationship with your sister that's just the way we talk that's it that's fine anyway you gotta go gotta go bye bye bye bye bye she's like she goes look i don't care i just with i'm with somebody but i don't care as long as they're up front he goes yeah right yeah that's pretty good okay get out of here before she sees you okay yeah ethical non-monogamy is making sure up front that a woman knows that your intentions are not for exclusive commitment christian's eating other people and she's cool with it i'm like ethical non-monogamy what you're describing is just like guys being like so it's where this is like not a thing right so we can see other people that's not ethical non-monogamy that's just like you having your cake and eating it too low carb of course yeah yeah so i know you gotta get to that concert and she's like uh what concert i got you tickets here's your concert go have fun bye but we are definitely seeing each other again All right, you do have a good one.

29:40And come in, Karina. Oh, yeah. It's literally like watching Colbert or something like that. Okay, and now coming to the stage is Karina. Yeah, someone else who looks exactly the same. Same girl, different tattoos. So the producer says, you're seeing multiple people, but you're very transparent. That's right. Ethical monogamy, mother chucker. okay but then why didn't you tell Kristen that Karina was coming and he's like yikes I can't really say it I just can't say it come on man

30:20so he's like have you been good Karina she's like mmhmm so what about yourself and then he like leans in and just starts to kiss wanna watch a movie let's watch something scary let's watch the ice storm I'm, ooh, scary, Sigourney Weaver. And Shana's like, look, Karina loves movies. I have the best VHS collection upstairs. Don't have a VHS player, but I have a collection. So what I do is I hold one hand and one on the other. I do like a little puppet show with the VHS as puppets. It's so good. We got five minutes into it, and then we just bone. Yeah, Karina's really into the first five minutes of movies.

30:56Oh, yeah.

31:01So stupid. So now we go to Angelica's apartment and Audrey comes over and Angelica's like, bro, literally standing up just now, I totally felt it. I got my back blown out in the worst way by a man yesterday. Yeah. Word of silence for my vertebrae. Not going to lie. And at the end of it, he was like, oh, by the way, I just want to be honest. Like, I did cut off the girl I was talking to. And I was like, okay. And after telling me this, he tried to kiss me. And I was like, I just don't want anything to do with Jason. I'm not going to lie. So she's like, let's go over my history with Jason. So we flirted for a full day.

31:43And that was super cute. And then he made out with another girl. And then he invites me to a place and doesn't show up. And then we do a weird day where he injures me. Like, can we just move forward from this situation? Like, what the fuck, bro? So Audrey's like, did he tell you about his other job? Their OF? She's like, OnlyFans? They really kind of got so well on this show. I was just like, yeah, you didn't know about it? She's like, what? That's like another red flag. Like, what is the content? She's like, I don't want to know. I'm like so desensitized to OnlyFans because like ever since I've had like a phone, I've like known what it was.

32:20Like, I won't say like I've never thought about doing OnlyFans, but you can express yourself how you want and make like a lot of money and then fuck off to Europe and like marry a prince. Like, I don't know if they would like want anyone who only does, who does OnlyFans, but you know what? They wouldn't have to know. I love this narrative that she has for herself that you do OnlyFans for enough money to then fly off and marry into royalty. Yeah. I think it's harder than people make it sound, OnlyFans, because everybody's on it, you know? I think it's like you're out there like wheeling and dealing and hustling.

32:51And I think I told you this, but at my niece's high school, there was a mom doing OnlyFans and she wrote on the back of her car with like paint on the window, you know, when people do that, like just graduated but instead of that it said like only fans and it had her like qr code and so all the dad she was getting in trouble because all the dads were like sitting in the carpool line and going to her only fans you know like you have to work it yeah it's there's competition out there it's really very difficult commercials here comes one right now so audrey's like um can i tell you a funny story so chris and i were hanging out after our surf lesson and like I'd been like drinking and he goes you want to just stay at my place and I was like sure I mean it was like PG-13 but in the morning I needed a shower so he's like second door to the right so I go to the shower and there's like do you know what a penis pump is she's like what what does that entail she's like yeah it's like I don't know like to get an erection or like erectile dysfunction or something it's like oh my god poor thing he says yeah but like it was staring me down.

33:58And then we see, don't we see it? Isn't this where we see it? They show us a picture of, okay, so not only is it the penis pump, it's also a big rubber pusese that's in there. Did you notice the big rubber butt thing? The jerk off toy? Yeah, I saw that. Well, I was wondering if, cause I saw, I feel like I saw the pump cause I saw the thing, but then I saw, then I saw the, the, yes, I saw the, the flesh, the flesh, um, what's it called? the flesh pump. I don't know. I just call it a what else do you call it? The flesh pump. The flesh.

34:33You know, the flesh thing. It's called a flesh. I feel lazy for stuff like that, honestly. Like all the gadgets and the things. That's too much. I noticed what it was. It was like, no, it's not a flashlight. I know what those are. A flashlight is different. It looks like a flashlight, but this was like a butt you know it looked like a little butt oh so maybe the what i thought was a flesh that was the penis bump and then i did not see them i did not because i've seen and then i do know that there are those like butts that like you can fuck yeah it's like a butt and a pussy say and uh so so that's in there too and so she's like yeah and um i was like staring me down i was like mid oh she's like yeah i was like staring me down i was like mid shampoo and me and the penis pump locked eyes And I was like, hey.

35:22And it was like, what are you doing here? And I was like, what are you doing here? And he goes, so he sees her in the hall and he goes, hey, I thought you were in my bathroom. And she's like, I was. And he goes, no, that's not my bathroom. That's Jason's bathroom. She's like, oh, my God. So I just want to point out. Yeah, it's Jason. This stuff is in the public bathroom that's in the hallway for the guest to use. and it seems like this will be an issue because the previews for next week they're doing a photo shoot and angelica says three two one say penis pump and then it looks like chris gets mad at audrey because like why are you making fun of the penis pump and then audrey gets mad at angelica like why would you say that why would you out that but i'm like this penis pump is in the public bathroom of your of your apartment and also you're on only fans Well, it's Jason's bathroom.

36:15But still. But it's Jason's bathroom, but she said I went down the hallway. The implication of the bathroom is public facing. That's gold. So Angelica's like, Ew, ew, I need to shave my ears and grow new ears. I wish I was like a starfish because they can regrow their ligaments. And so Angelica... She's like, I want to cut off my ears, but then I want them to grow back again. So then Angelica, Angelica's just lying there. She's like, ow, my knees and back hurt a lot. He's like, my neck, my back, my pussy and my crack, they are out of commission right now. Well, yeah, that's two out of three things that he had in his bathroom.

37:03So Andrew's like, well, we're going to the Abbey tonight because we just want to like gross out all the gay people who are just trying to have a fun time. Now it's just going to be like fucking dancing. yeah that's a straight place like shake ass uh so um now at the abbey um audrey's there with mary faith and parker and they're talking about venus bringing his sister and then natalie comes and um you know but i don't know it's just like hello hello hello hello so then um the boys come chris comes and uh he's like whoa i'm big on charcuterie guys and audrey's like i'm obsessed with people ordering for me, so go for it.

37:41It's like, oh yeah, you're in good hands with me. I know my way around charcuterie. I just made some for my mom and then jerked off all over it. So then, it's on my list video. Venus has a sister, Savannah, and he's like, Savannah is my youngest sibling and she is, in my eyes, is just like perfect in every single way. But you want to like know a little bit of dirt on Savannah? She hooked up with Peter once. Yeah, that Peter. Savannah, what the fuck were you doing? She's probably like, thanks. Thanks for unnecessarily telling America all about that. I'm not a cast member on your show. Okay, I'm already mortified.

38:13Meet her as Peter, and he's catching strays in every episode. So then Angelica and Peterson, Angelica and Jason hang out, and she's like, my back hurts. And he goes, what is it, from jujitsu? Is it, like, from jujitsu? She goes, yeah, because, like, you were rough. It's like when I stand, I feel this, like, electric shock, and it shoots down my whole spine. Like, it's scary. And he goes, yeah. you should go to a chiropractor. Yeah. She's like, you should send her to a fucking chiropractor. You backblower. She says she's getting an MRI tomorrow. And he's like, yeah, it's probably just like a pinched nerve.

38:47It happens to me like all the time. Oh, you ordered food? It shows up. He's like, somehow thrown off by this. He's like, do you have any, do you have any Friscus in that? Any fancy feasts? And she's like, yeah, I think actually like Chris ordered it. He's like, hell yeah. I'm just in pain. so okay yeah i'm just i can't really stand yeah so yeah well damn i want to eat that but i can't have cheese because i'm not a cheese guy god what do you want to put some on the plate for you like fucking bacchia onassis i'm just trying to give you a lot of hints that i don't want to talk anymore so i'll get it because they need forks yeah okay i really can't talk about charcoal logistics with you anymore it's kind of driving me nuts so um i just want to tell you something i just really i really like you and i might be like i think we might be better off as friends i just feel like a little overwhelmed and when you tried to kiss me it made me i don't know i just like i don't know but i feel like i don't know i just think that like can you walk away now because i okay okay well like i'm totally cool with being friends i guess i hope your back feels better and so he tells us deep deep down i'm hurt like i could feel my ego trying to cover it up and be like, Jason, don't act hurt.

40:04But like, we just had a date and I had a chance to show her who I am when I was on top of her and she was pinned to the ground. Now it's just all cut off. Like all the feeling in her feet probably. God, what a wuss. Sir, you did show her who you were. You had three chances too. That's why she's leaving. You blew her off the first night. You were a no-show the second night and the third time you tried to kiss her while also giving her back injuries. Yeah, so he tells chris that he got dumped and chris is like whoa bro she's playing games she's playing games bro and he gets like way too mad you guys are weird just date like yeah i know this frowned upon but like you're too mad and it's creepy and then he's like i mean they just had a jujitsu class and apparently she can't stand up but she walked her ass over here it's like well she can walk she's not like an invalid now but her she's not moving a chair with a straw in her mouth she's like just a total fake according to him and he's like yeah i don't know i don't know her but like she's like got weird fake energy so like i can't really tell her motives what are her motives she just dumped him it's not like she's playing games with him she said i don't like you and she left him that's not a game the one who's acting squirrely is jason he's the one acting crazy and then he's the one who's like he's upset that like she broke things off with him when he was the one who was like you're clingy and i don't want to talk with you anymore and then decided So like that already happened.

41:30And then on top of that, he decided he did want to talk to her and then he blew her off. It's crazy. And then Chris says, yeah, she actually sent Jason a picture of her at the gym the other day after jujitsu. So like she's full of shit. That's what she is. And she posted on Instagram last night. She was like, here's a picture I supposedly texted him. It's from my Instagram. So. Yeah. So then in comes Shane. So he sits down with Angelica. He's like, hey, what's up? How are you? Nice, you're good to me, man. Why's your cat food on it? Angelica's like, yeah, you look, like, really good tonight. He's like, oh, damn.

42:07You look really good tonight. What's going on over here? You want to sit down? Oh, you're already sitting down. That's so cool. How convenient to sit down, too. He's like, yeah, because, like, I see you, but, like, I don't get to talk to you. He's like, yeah, I was a little worried about coming at you just because at first I was like, I don't know what she's feeling, you know. But why didn't you say hi? Because I just didn't step on Jason's toes. Because, you know, like he needs those toes. He's pretty short. Like he needs to stand on them. You know what I mean? She goes, his tiny little toes.

42:40You don't want to hurt his tiny little feelings. He's tiny little, stupid, small.

42:47So he says, I always thought Angelica was hot, but I thought she was really madly in love with Jason. Bro code's super important, but the chemistry's just happening right now. That's our bro code. Sorry, bro code. I think you're hot, but I also don't know you. He's like, yeah. You don't need another ex. That's all there is to it. Do you like movies? Period. Period with a T at the end. And that's all I want to know. And he's like, oh, my God. Look. Look what's happening behind us. Look what's happening, you guys. And I was just like, oh, my God. I'm pretty sure it's been 0.5 seconds since she was talking to Jason.

43:25I mean, girl, we do not have to homie hop. We can do a homie walk. I'm like, no, that's just 0.5 seconds since she broke up. But she wasn't talking about Jason for a while. So then Shane is like, yeah, I'm in this weird space. I'm trying not to get too attached to anything. It's a weird space called the past 10 years of my life, probably. Yeah, so you're just like trying to fuck everything with a pulse. Yeah, check, check, check. Okay, well, let me see if you've got a pulse. wait you don't have a post girl oh my god oh my god she's dead she's literally dead this is fucking crazy she's dead she died she died of the jiu-jitsu mascots she's reanimated someone help me someone get her get a snake put it through her hair she's dying on me so chris is like oh she's gonna be petty well i'm gonna butt in so chris and i mean angelica and shane are like he's got his arm around her in this booth so chris comes up and he's like whoa Oh, what's going on here?

44:19What's going on here? And Shane's like, Um, just having a conversation. Nice conversation. And Angelica's like, Yeah, it's just like two really nice, sweet people just trying to get to know each other. And Chris is like, Well, it's looking a little bit more than that, okay? He's like, Yeah, well, this is how you and I sit, okay? This is what we do. Okay, bro. Well, good luck with her. Good luck with her. She goes, Oh my God, what the fuck does that mean? Like, he's acting like he dated before. he wishes he dated me Chris did such a good job wow going in saying hey what's going on alright have a great night bye good luck be careful with her be careful what an ass so she's like oh my god did he just like use his penis pump to come over here and cock block me dun dun dun that was pretty good that was a good line so Chris is like you know that piss this pisses me off because obviously jason's my fucking best friend you know and shane's my boy is shane gonna do jason dirty like that but when it comes to bro code you just don't do that shit man yeah so then um venus is like yeah i don't get that shit i don't understand what's happening with that so then everybody's all mad about this thing so angelica's like oh my god hope i ate enough so the tequila doesn't take over the situation.

45:44He goes, let it take over baby, let it take over. She's like, oh my god, put the tongue away. He's like, sorry I can't, you keep pulling it the fuck out. She's like, oh god, I hope your pull-out game is great. I'm like, whoa. This is really escalating here. She's like, fuck that bullshit, let's have some fun. So now everyone goes to dance, but they're all mad, so they're like, we're dancing because we're mad now. We're gonna get our anger out on the dance floor. So they're dancing and he's like, you look so good. And she's like, you're so disarming. I appreciate that. This is part of that riz that you have with all the girls, right?

46:22Riz. He's like, God. People. Yeah. So they see that everyone else is dancing. So they go join them to dance. And then Marcus goes to check out if Jason's okay. And Chris is like, dude, he's fine, bro. Leave him alone. He's like, I don't give a fuck. and Natalie's like, I dodged a bullet right there. Dun, dun, dun. So what's going to happen? And then it ends with Marcus going, what a whore. And then those two, and then Shane and Angelica kiss on the dance floor, which is pretty quick, but you know what? I support it. Just because Jason was a fucker and he deserves to. Yeah, support it too. They weren't dating.

47:06Come on, give me a fucking break. How many times is that guy going to stand her up? So stupid. what a horse shut the fuck up Marcus idiot I'm glad to know that this show is just going to keep idiotic men at the forefront you know because I love ragging on idiot men but good lord so fun well thank you everyone for being here for this extraordinarily long episode and we will catch you with some southern charm later today and we got so much content still to come this week there's so much thanks for being here get your tickets for the golden crappies don't forget about ad free Watch What Crappens available on our Patreon and we will catch you on the next episode.

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