#3154 RHOBH S15E04 Part Two: Sedona Nobis Pacem

0:20Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part 2 of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode. So Amanda's saying, well, yeah, I mean, that's like a strong face. But like, if it's true, then maybe you shouldn't say that about the father of your children. And Sutton agrees. Yeah, I'd agree. Or the lady who lives on the main road, you know, somewhat in a better neighborhood than you. Shouldn't say that about those people either. And Jennifer says, well, I think the thing is that if she's talking about it among friends and we're going to give her advice, then that's just what women do when we break up.

1:02I mean, you're not supposed to say my husband's an alcoholic. I mean, who can you say it to if you can't say it to your friends? Which I also agree. Like, if you're going through a divorce with someone that's an alcoholic, it's like you don't have to fucking pussyfoot around it. It's like saying like I'm an alcoholic doesn't give you free reign to just ruin everybody else's lives and have them not comment on it. Like, like at the risk of being like a little sort of blunt about something like this, like isn't part of the recovery process, like the apologies, the making the amends. And so like, you know, if, if he is grappling with this and dealing with this, there probably has been some damage along the way leading up to this.

1:45and Dorit has probably dealt with it. And now he's being like, well, that's crazy. I mean, how could she call me that? That's ridiculous. It's like, sir, like her calling you that is probably much less significant than the damage she probably received on the other end. And I'm not trying to be like, oh, he's a sucky person because he has, you know, an issue with alcoholism. It's not that, but it's like, it's like she, if this is, like she probably had to deal with a lot worse than you having to deal with her just saying that on TV. Right. You had to deal with her saying you're an alcoholic, but she had to deal with you being an alcoholic, in other words.

2:22Yes, exactly. So Jennifer says, Well, what did you think of Erica? Have you ever met one-on-one or hung out with her or anything like that? And Amanda's like, Come on, give me something to work with here. Yeah. Well, I ordered a mocktail. Like, how do I say this? It's like so difficult when you're gluten free and extremely rich. But she said, mocktail, boring. Don't be boring. So that was kind of loud and interesting to say to somebody that you don't know. And then later I was saying that I have two babies who are cancers. And she said, well, you know what you do with cancers? You cut them out and like get rid of them and leave them on the floor because cancer is terrible and everybody agrees.

3:07So I thought that was kind of harsh to say about kids. I mean, God, to a rich person. And she said that about very wealthy children. So. And then we see the flashback to Erica saying, Cancers can be either highly emotional or kind of like mean. And Amanda's like, yeah, anger is an emotion, though. And Erica's like, whatever. Yeah, it's an emotion. It's an emotion. So Amanda, we come back to president. Amanda's like, so I was like, okay, I think I got you. Something that was meant to intimidate me. didn't intimidate me. Jennifer's like, so you think that she meant to intimidate you by that? She's like, yeah, because that was like, the way she said mean, she basically was like trying to be like, my kids are going to grow up to be mean.

3:51I was like, um, I'm not intimidated by that at all. Oh, God, you're bullied by fucking astrological, you know, astrological sign qualities. Amanda, you're not made for this group. And that was Erica being nice, which I think everybody's like what that was erica being mean to you oh just you wait just you wait also amanda that was your chance when when erica said boring that was your chance to say really you're the one calling something boring erica jane so jennifer tells us amanda may be in for a rude awakening if she thinks those comments were hurtful because erica can give back as good as she can she gets she's sort of like uh she's like a catherine wheel that's attached to a car and you're just driving night on the highway and the sparks are going everywhere and your car just explodes

4:40and amanda's like yeah that was an exchange that could have gotten me like really offended at her but like instead i felt like i got her in that moment so like it was okay because i got her because i was like anger is an emotion guys wasn't that good wasn't that really good you guys i'm not really understanding any of her points i have to say and sudden's like uh well there is not there's no way that you got Erica in that moment. So don't think for two seconds that you got her in that moment. I know they showed this moment like a few times, like they've done, they've been promoting it all week.

5:13Like this is actually for like two weeks. I mean, it's been forever since the show has been on the air. And they're like, when you, when we come back from break, Sutton is going to tell Amanda, you did not get her. And I thought it was going to be something like, like, Oh, Amanda kind of gave it back to Erica. And Sutton's like, Oh, oh, you think you got her, got one over on her, but you didn't. But actually, I think the context was you think you understand Erica, but you don't. And how dare you assume that you know Erica Jane the way we know her? Like that was my takeaway. Oh. Which was. I took it as her saying like, oh, girl, you think you got Erica?

5:48Wait, because she's going to rip you right up and down the center. You know, you know nothing about her. But yeah, I can see. Well, either way, it's like. Yeah, I can see your way too. I don't know. Either way, I thought it was anticlimactic. Yeah, it was. I thought about all the ways it could be. And I was like, oh, that wasn't as good. The best part was Jennifer going, okay, Reba. Like, oh, Jennifer is coming for Sutton in little ways, you know, and Sutton feels it. She's like, oh. So then we go to Amanda and her confessional. And she's like, I mean, I don't know why Sutton's reacting so strongly.

6:22I mean, I just said I had a negative reaction with Erica and like positively turned it into a positive one. So, like, clearly Erica's a trigger for Sutton. So whatever she's putting out there right now has more to do with Erica than me. I'm rich. I didn't get the sense that she turned it into a positive. I just got the sense that Erica tried to make a joke and you tried to make it a thing and it fell flat. It's falling flat. I mean, Amanda has the quality you need where she's taking something that's not offensive and trying to turn it into something offensive. But you need that quality on this show.

6:57But she's kind of giving some Angel Massey vibes. I'm not going to lie. But because she's sort of bragging about stuff to people who are like, just don't care. And she also is, she thinks she keeps on like, she thinks she like dissed someone really badly. And she really didn't. But the fact is that she's getting under the skin of all these people. And she's not the hero that I want. But it's the one that we deserve. It's the one that we got. So Jennifer is like, wow, a sudden silence descends upon the table. Well, I think that that's a good way to be. And so Carol comes out and she's like, all right, we got some tote bags, motherfuckers.

7:42One up. You know, you never leave my house without a prezi. And so I was like, oh, my gosh, there is so much stuff in here. Right. Amanda, is this what your gift bags look like? Or do you have to pay$3 ,000 to get a gift bag from you? Okay. Okay, let's look what's in here. So they're all going. I love stuff. Stuff is one of my favorite things. Stuffing and stuff on stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff. Stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff. These are a few of my favorite stuffs. I just love stuffs. Thank you for all the stuffs. I'll put them in my second home, which is next to my first home that I only use for parties.

8:22I didn't mean that as a brag. Sorry Amanda I know you actually used your Two homes to live in So now we go speaking of homes We go to Erica's house where she's packing For Sedona with Laia Oh yeah Sedona's gonna be fucking hot I need one of those sun hats Not one of those Kathy Hilton coffee filter hats And Then we see Amanda and she's packing up With her daughter and Amanda's like So I just had to bring tennis shoes so are we gonna go Gucci Or Louis Vuitton like New Balance that means you're going hiking don't wear your Gucci or Louis Vuittons and her daughter picks the Louis so she's like oh my god you're such a helpful little rich girl I'm so proud of you and then we go to the private jet and there's a fruit plate and Jennifer comes in oh Sedona here we come oh my gosh a fruit A fruit plate.

9:21I worry about the fruit flies. So it's just like. Fruit flies. Why would you even, why would you even invoke the name of fruit flies right now? You know, I just got rid of Avi. So then Jennifer is like, okay, I brought cowboy boots and a cowboy hat. And then Rachel comes on and she's like, oh my God, like, look what I'm wearing. This is like sort of like a last minute, like add on situation. Cause I realized like, wait, we're going to Sedona. I need to moisturize. I was like, Kias, show me how to moisturize. I feel like you're like the moisturizing king of the household now. Show me. You're lifting me up right now.

9:54I could totally wear a cowboy hat as long as my hair is moisturized. Yeah, guys. It was like last minute, but I was like, guess what? Stop the presses. Everybody gather around. I'm bringing the cowboy hat. Yeah, my fashion inspo for Sedona was like dead. Dead bananas dying in the sun. And you know what? Like my bohemian self was like, let's do a little fringe. let's do some captains let's do suede let's do lubiderm but here's the thing like every single one of us did it different she's like i love when she's like here's the thing we all did it different like rachel zoe's like guys this is crazy we're all on a plane and we all wore different clothes i'm rachel zoe about how we wore different styles yeah i'm rachel zoe and this is my fashion breakdown for the plane i was like bohemian i looked great suede cowboy hat last minute editions Erica was like fun, like travel clothes.

10:51She looked like a mom in a drive-thru, you know, like a pickup line, mommy pickup line. Kyle was in denim and turquoise. I mean, she even had on a turquoise watch and a turquoise Kelly bag. Now the internet's going crazy because it was actually a Birkin and not a Kelly bag, but they're both are made, so all of you can fuck off. And then of course, Bose walks in like a queen. I mean, what am I going to say about her? I mean, feathers, seriously. And then Amanda got on the plane with LV logos bigger than my head and she really felt it. I said it. I said it. By the way, that was the last minute addition.

11:20So I said, and we see Amanda. Amanda comes on the plane. I mean, when you can make Dorit look tasteful and classy, that is saying something. She looks ridiculous. She's wearing LV printed everything, a hat, even a belt, a purse. I mean, she looks so lottery winner, you know? Like she looks, oh, she's just trying so hard. And so Rachel, this is like Rachel's, this is the equivalent of Rachel being as shady as she possibly can be. She goes, is it Sedona? Probably not. Did you love it? Yeah. And that's like her vibe. So really got her on that one. I was being so vulnerable right now, being so vulnerable when I shaded her.

12:03So guys, shocker, Dorit is not there. She's the only one on there. And Amanda's like, so Dorit's a late person. And Carl's like, the amount of times that this has happened. And then we see, we don't actually see clips of her being late. I really wish that we, they really hate Teddy on this show because we should have had a Teddy waiting in that restaurant for Dorit. That was the best Teddy moment ever. When she gave it to Dorit for being late. And so we see the time passing, 1.15, 2 p.m., 2.15, 9 p.m. She's like, oh, my God, you're not supposed to be late on a private jet because, like, you'll lose your airspace, you know?

12:37And, like, just think of it. If moisturizer sat on a private jet that Dorit was supposed to go on, the moisturizer wouldn't have made it to my son and Kais wouldn't have moisturized it count. yeah somewhere there's an alligator walking around waiting to be pat and it can't be pat until it's been moisturized and we fly there on our jet so then she finally arrives 90 minutes late which is crazy so fucking rude at least that's like lisa hockstein levels that is just so fucking rude dorit does it all the time they should have left her ass they should have left her but of course dorit's like but it was difficult to have a woman a woman going through divorce You're always late.

13:14You're fucking rude. And I would leave you. If I was your husband, I would leave you for this. It's called get on to an American Airlines, fly to Sky Harbor in Phoenix, get an Uber and take yourself up to Sajona at this point. Okay. Sorry. You missed it. You just, you missed it. Like, I feel like, like, like if you have all those people and, and Rachel, honestly, Rachel's right. You're going to miss your slip. Like you can't just like be waiting around and just fly whenever you're going to fly. It doesn't work that way. But she's like, well, I had a travel emergency between my mother and my child.

13:43And my child had the weight of the world on his shoulders, which caused the plane to be grounded. So until we took the weight off, they could take off from Florida. So I'm an hour late, but I made it. Isn't that what flying private is for? No, flying private is not to sit on the tarmac waiting for you for an hour and a half. You just stole the luxury out of this whole thing. You stupid, stupid animal. How dare you? How dare you? You did. Like you crushed everyone else's luxury. The point of flying private is you show up in your car. You don't go through security. You jump on the plane. You're somewhere in an hour.

14:13You just ruined it for everybody. You asshole. And she's like, but I'm only an hour late. You're 90 minutes late. You're such a liar to read. You're such a liar. Okay. Now I'm team Kyle being on team PK. Cause, cause this is how to read acts. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap. It's commercial. show. I probably would not be on Team Dorit if she were my actual friend because this sort of bullshit happens all the time. She probably sucks all the energy and all the life out of you. But I wouldn't pretend to be Team Dorit. I would just be like, oh, so sorry to hear that. Okay, well, I guess we're not friends anymore.

14:50So then Sutton, they get in the air and Sutton is like, well, everyone, now that we're in the air, I thought I would tell you about our trip to Sedona. So we're staying at the Little Daisy. Amanda's like, oh, I say the Big Daisy usually. So that's nice that we're saying the Little Daisy, but I'm a Big Daisy girl. Well, it's the Little Daisy, and they pre-selected our rooms, and I made gift bags, and I sent them ahead of us. So you'll find your room by your gift bag. Okay, so just wander through hallways until you see bags with your name. Don't knock on doors because there are other people staying there, but just go up and down.

15:25There's about five floors. Just keep going. And then we have dinner tonight at the house, and so enjoy your champagne and your crudités, etc. Even some cheese for Jennifer, even though she's betrayed me about four times in this episode alone. And I'll see you when we land. Jennifer, please do not let your cheese gases get on anybody on my plane. Okay? Thank you. So the 45-minute flight, which by the way, this is what makes Dorit's tardiness even worse, is that when it's a 45-minute flight, to know that you've waited twice as long to take off as the flight actually is, it's so frustrating even though the overall time is about two hours two hours and change to do the entire flight like when you know when you have that feeling of like oh in just a heartbeat i'll just be there and i get to go and live my sedona life but then you're waiting there you're like you're ruining all the fun of this entire that's what i'm telling you she took the luxury and she took poop on it she took a massive massive dong on done yeah she laid some done on it yeah because if you have a transcon flight from like California to New York and you're 30 minutes or 45 minutes, even if you're 90 minutes delayed, which is always annoying, it's always annoying to have a 90 minute delay.

16:35Somehow it's like a little bit more doable because it's like, it's going to be five hours anyway. And you have this like optimism. You tell yourself, we'll make up for it in the air. Like we all tell ourselves that like somehow we enter a warp speed. Um, and we're like, we'll make up for it. We'll make up for it in the air. It'll all be okay. But when it's just a 45 minute flight, Like if you're five minutes late, you're like, well, what's even the point? I could have driven. You know, you just get so mad. It's like you don't understand. Like the delay, the proportion of delay to the actual flight will make you go batty.

17:07Yeah. You're right. Dorit stole the luxury. Fucking Dorit, man. Okay. So they get there and it's gorgeous. I mean, it is gorgeous. I want to go. It is so pretty. So they're talking about that. And they split up into cars and Kathy and Rachel are in a car together. there and Rachel's doing her makeup and she puts it away and Kathy goes, can I be honest with you? What you just did? That does not look good. The under eye makeup. I mean, you made it lighter, but it's still showing. You look crazy. You look ridiculous. I'm sorry. Kyle's not here to abuse. So you should fix that. Rachel goes into a full panic.

17:41I don't know if you noticed the way that she went and started like adjusting her makeup. She like opens up her compact. She's like, Oh my God. Like, like she was like, Oh my God. I didn't blend it well. Did I not moisturize? I knew I should moisturize. Okay, get Kaya on the phone. He has such good IQ and IQ. He's also good with moisturizer Q. Oh my God, I need help. This is terrible. Oh my God, dead. Oh my God, seriously, always be honest with me. I mean, like maybe, you know, like in a way that makes me not want to like literally be dead right now in a seat, but like, oh, I'm dead. Like I'm so, I can't even move my arm to like fix my eye makeup.

18:13Wait, hold on. Do I have rigor mortis? Like I have rigor mortis now. Oh my God. Someone has to do my eye makeup for me, please. So then, um, little Daisy, the hotel. So we get to this hotel It's very pretty Welcome to the hotel They're like oh my god it's a little daisy Welcome to the tiny little baby daisy I hope you get all your wishes Wait for a rainbow You can follow it to the end There's a pot with some money in it Amanda's like yeah I have one of those Got one of those So they arrive It's this huge thing And this guy Brian is like welcome Welcome to the little daisy So here's a fun fact.

18:52This used to be the residences for some miners that used to work at the Little Daisy Mines nearby. And they would find a salary. Well, it's a hotel for children. I should have brought Jiga. Jiga. No, not miners. Miners. People who worked in the mines. Oh, disgusting. People with jobs. Were there showers that they were in? did they have free soups here back then? That's a horrible, horrible. Who booked this hotel? I did not ask to stay in a minimum wage hotel. Yes, please welcome yourselves to the Little Daisy, former home to several hundred miners who develop black lung, earn five cents an hour, and had to spend months on end away from their families, just earned a wage.

19:42That way someone in their family would go on to something better in their life. But now you rich ladies can come and live here. It's like the land, like this was formerly a structure that probably housed a lot of suffering. Like people who are miserable who are like, oh my God, I just had to go into a mine in Arizona. Let me tell you something. That's not going to be a cold mine. Maybe it could have been a cold mine. But the point is they're down there. And then on top of, by the way - Was there no shelter for you to book for a son? Who was the bastard that named that mine Little Daisy? Like, that's the cruelty Like, oh, guess what?

20:19You're gonna go down into the Mines, but we're gonna call it the Little Daisy Mine Because that'll make it better They should've named it the Canary They should've named it The Hot Stinky Sguaro, because that's what's gonna feel like when you're In there. They should've named it Cough They should've named it No Sour Cream in here, Daisy So there were 160 miners That lived here at one time And Kathy goes where are they now And he's like oh they're They're gone now And Erica goes they're dead Kathy They're gone they're dead They were miners they lived to be 22 Tops come on Kathy Jesus Christ And now we've turned their suffering Into a five star luxury experience Okay everyone I'm getting a massage Funny thing Tom won a lot of money on these miners' lawsuits and they brought me a goddamn motherfucking plane.

21:14That's right, bitches. I'm not sorry for one second. Down the hall is a room that they used to treat the miners who developed black lung and spent the last days of their lives suffering in extreme pain, and that is now our unique day spa, where you can get a lovely massage and we have a steam room and some exfoliation pools.

21:40By the way, we hope you can all make it to breakfast. We will be serving black pancakes. Okay. See you in the morning. So the women go find their rooms and there's different buildings. They actually all get different houses, which is cool. And so they see their houses and the hostess is like, okay, Kathy, you'll be staying in the geologist's house. And she's like, the allergist's house? The geologist. Oh, gorgeous. I love that. I'm not really sure what you're saying. Geologist. I'm not sure I really follow that. Those are people that make drinks, right? That's a mixologist, Kath. Just go into your room.

22:16Go into your room. I think those are people who sell really small Chevrolets. No, that's the geo and that's discontinued. So Dorit gets a solo cottage because let's face it, nobody wants to be with Dorit. So she gets her own. She's like, isn't this cute? I haven't spent time alone in Sulu. You be me I love to read the same episode Where before she's like Now I finally have some alone time in the house And I have nothing but anxiety 24-7 But now she's like Oh finally get some alone time You were just saying how you have alone time And you hate it And now you're like ugh Finally some alone time away from my alone time Jennifer is opening wine And telling Sutton Did you see the picture in the tabloids of Erica with that guy?

23:11He's hot. He's really, he seems like he's all guy. I bet he burps in his sleep. They call him Shrek. That's his nickname. That's supposed to be hot because Shrek was a very big movie star. He's done billions at the box office. But unfortunately, I just can't approve of this boyfriend because unless I own a small percentage of a cartoon, I can't approve it. Sorry about that. Well, I would not be happy if someone called me Shrek. I don't like that name. So Kyle and - Kyle really did not take any lessons from that movie. So yeah, Kyle and Erica are like lounging on their bed and they're FaceTiming Kathy.

23:53And Kathy is like, she's basically redoing all the linens in her bedroom. She has like a whole set of pillows that she's putting out on her bed. And not answering her own. Not notably. Yeah. Erica's like, well, she doesn't even know how to answer a phone. So now they call Rachel instead. And Rachel's like, oh, my God, you guys. I'm so glad this call got through. I must have 5G in heaven because I died. Like, literally dead. I don't have luggage. You guys, I FedExed it. You FedExed it? What kind of moron FedEx is it? Now, listen, I get not wanting to carry it on the plane. But you PS it. Don't FedEx it.

24:31FedEx sucks. FedEx. Well, you know how much shit FedEx delivers to my neighbors? Literally everything FedEx sends me. They're the worst. FedEx is terrible. Well, she probably used FedEx Ground, which is like, you might as well just be packing something on a passing mule and just say like, get to New York somehow. Well, I wanted to use FedEx Ground because that's like literally where I live inside. I'm like in the ground. I'm dead. I'm like dead. It's like I'm dead. FedEx dead. Like, how do you juggle it all? FedEx six feet under. How do you juggle it all? Like, how do you do it all? And then FedEx says, I don't.

25:01I just don't. but that is like FedEx ground. It's like literally everything, every, anytime you get a tracking number from FedEx round, you just add 12 days to it because it'll literally say approaching California. And it's like still in Illinois. And you're like, what are you talking about? Like you were lying to me, but also like FedEx, like I'm sure Rachel Zoe has a practice of FedExing her looks ahead of time. But girl, I mean, And it's called like, just have like a little carry on, like take like one bag, like an emergency bag on the plane. Like you can do like one little away bag, put it in the, put it in the bottom of the plane and have some option just in case.

25:43Yeah. Well, she definitely learned her lesson today. So she's like, yeah, well, one of my best friends goes to Europe for like six weeks with a carry on, you know, a carry on. I mean, my shoes take a carry on. So I thought I'd ship it, but like, oh God, I would have just taken it with me. Dead, dying, dead. I wonder what Kaya thinks about this right now.

26:04This is a really bad episode. But we're going to go on for three hours about it. I know. Three hours talking about how Rachel's own FedEx her clothes. So then Rachel's own FedEx. Now she's like talking to her team. She's like, hey team. And they work from FedEx on my luggage. Or you know what? Why don't we call them dead ex? Because like I'm like dead. I'm dead. and my ex is probably laughing at me right now. Life ex, because I used to be alive before this experience. He's like, moisturizer ex, sorry. So Amanda comes to Kyle's room and she's like, oh my God, you brought nine pairs of shoes? I brought nine bags.

26:43Want to see how many purses I brought? I'm like insane with purses. I'm so rich. And Kyle's like, yeah, I put more shoes under my bed.

26:53So again, normally this pattern drives me nuts. Like I, I, I like the fact that they're just dedicating so much time talking about like their clothes. It drives me nuts. However, the upside here is that Amanda's driving them all nuts with her bragging, you know, when they're all extremely wealthy people and she's trying to like one up them all. So she's like, yeah, I brought like one bag per outfit. So I went a little overboard. I'm like, okay, you're, yes, I appreciate that you're annoying all of them, but you're also kind of annoying me. So now we have an issue. Yeah. And she's just going over her label.

27:23She's like, so for hiking Chanel. but there's also a Chanel bag to hike in. I want to go on a Chanel hike. Like, can we get a mountain called Chanel? That's the only way I'll hike on it. I'm so rich. And Kyle's like, oh my God, I'm the most shallow person on this show. And even I'm disgusted by you. Kyle just has this look like rethinking everything. So then we go to Bo's room and Nico's there, which I love. And she talks about her fertility journey, which not the time, Bo's. Did you not bring a purse? this is the time to talk about the looks that you brought we've given you five minutes to discuss your what your lunch look is going to be for tomorrow what your dinner look is what your height is going to be what the look is going to be when you get into the pink jeep and drive around the cliffs like i don't understand this quote-unquote ivf that's not a look yeah ivf is not a look okay so they go to dinner or lunch whatever they're doing and they spend like 10 minutes It's going, oh my God, you look amazing.

28:20Oh my God, what are you even wearing? Oh, look at you, slow motion. So we get that because it's Beverly Hills. And then we go to the table and Amanda's like, oh my God, this is like hot girl summer, right, Rachel? And she's like, oh my God. Like hot girl does not mean literally hot. Like have I been put in a microwave? I feel like a potato that's been put in a microwave for like 15 minutes. Like I'm exploded dead. I'm explode dead. Like a dead potato. You know the game hot potato? What would happen if it was a dead potato? Because that's what I am. I'm a hot potato that was dropped on the floor and then died a dead hot potato.

28:53So there's crystals on the table. And Jennifer's like, Crystals? I feel enlightened already. And Dorit's like, Oh, they have the prices in the bottom. And so Carl's like, Are we supposed to shop while we're eating? Like, this is the best thing ever. I would shop in a gas station. I love to shop. That's my personality. I love to shop anywhere we go. So Amanda's like, Yeah, I've spent$10 ,000. crystals in one sitting before. Oh my god. And they all just... Sutton just glares at her. Not embraced. Yeah. And Erica goes, well, I've got a friend who spent more than$100 ,000 on crystals, so fucking what?

29:33And they're bigger. And there are only two of them in the world, so suck it, bitch. And Jennifer says, well, crystals are supposed to be, you know, a spiritual entity or something that enhances your life. So to say that you spent$10 ,000, I don't know. I'm trying to think of the right word. I'm not sure if crass is a very nice word. Tacky, is that disgusting? That's not a good one. Growth? Should I settle on growth? I'm not really sure. Is she poor? Is that girl poor? I'm not really sure what I'm trying to say. I also kind of think that, like, they all could spend ten thousand dollars on crystals but they're like they just choose not to so like her flexing that she spent ten thousand on crystals i think that she in her mind she thinks like isn't this funny that i was like i was being so excessive just about stupid crystals but they're all like you're not impressing us with your disposable income you're just showing that you made impulsive decisions that's it so something's like okay well well it's like screenwriting you It's like, don't say it, show it.

30:43This is Beverly Hills. You're supposed to show your wealth. You're not supposed to be like, I'm rich. You're supposed to show us that you're rich. You're not supposed to say it all the time. And when they do say it, it's like, oh, well, you know, I just have it. I do have this house, which I actually really love, but I just wanted one to have parties. And so I got the one next door. I mean, you just need to be nonchalant about it. Have someone there changing ribbons for you for no reason. them that's how to look great exactly stealth wealth quiet luxury although actually i think both those things are what you just described is actually neither quiet luxury nor stealth wealth but it is about like not saying it implying it let people connect the dots because nonchalance you don't have to you don't have to be the one you just you just sort of let it show all over so sutton stands up or she doesn't stand up but she mentally stands up in my mind and it goes thank you all for being here.

31:38I really want to use this time in Sedona to build good relationships that I can destroy in a few episodes. So for the five years that I've known y 'all, I think a lot of my insecurities got in the way of how I interacted with you, you know, because I've had several insecurities in this group. One, I think is that I'm not pretty enough. Two, is that I'm not cool enough. Three, is that I can never think of a third thing when they want me to do lists. So it's just hard. Four, it's really stressful always knowing that Jennifer is expecting cheese. I forgot what we were talking about. Five is forgetting what I'm talking about when I get to the fourth thing on the list, when I somehow get to the third thing, which I rarely do in the first place.

32:18But I would like to put my insecurities in the past. And I would really like to embrace and introduce you to Sutton Brown, everybody. It's me, Sutton Brown. Sutton Brown, she's a fun girl, a good friend. She's a girl. I want to be that with y 'all, okay? Y 'all want to hang out with Sutton Brown. Nobody wants to hang out with Sutton Brown. The fuck is Sutton Brown? Keep Sutton Strack, okay? It's a threatening name. You know, your initials are S-S, which isn't good. And you have kind of like a... Yes. It's not good. That is threatening. It's threatening. And you've got... But you've also got like a playful name, like Sutton Strack.

32:55You know, that's fun. Sutton Brown. No, don't go backwards. But also, Strack sort of like hits. Strack is like, Strack. It's like if you're in a comic book and like someone will slap you or like whip you. or like smack you, it'd be like, but Sutton Brown, Sutton Brown is, it's just Sutton Brown. It's like, ha, welcome to Bank of America. How can I help you? You know? It's just sort of almost pleasant. And I want, I like the - It's just a simple name. It's the name you come to Hollywood with, not the one you leave with, you know? Sutton Brown. You come to Hollywood as Sutton Brown and then you leave as Sutton Strike.

33:39Or Foster. So, if you're unlucky. So, Sutton, I don't know why I just took a dig at Sutton Foster. I literally have no... Did you say something? You don't say anything mean about her. I said if you're unlucky. I'm like, I think you'd actually be quite lucky to be Sutton Foster. I don't know why I did that. I'm sorry, Sutton Foster. Sutton Foster deserves that homewrecker. Okay. with that voice that voice of hers that sings Sondheim pretty well but not as well as some other people you are no Patti LuPone Sutton Foster that's what I'm trying to get at that's what I'm trying to get at um yeah I'm still mad at her for playing Reno Sweeney in Anything Goes even though it was like 80 years later and she totally had the right to do that I was like this isn't Patti LuPone and I will not suffer for less okay I will not I will not settle um so then we She's been great in other things, especially the Hugh Grant debacle.

34:38She has a crazy photo on her Wikipedia page. Not Hugh Grant. Hugh, what's his face? Wolfman. Jackman. Wolverine. Jackman. Jackman. Hugh Jackman. So what did you say? I was trying to think of who Hugh Grant isn't. Here's what you need to know, is that if you go on to Sutton Foster's Wikipedia page, she has a picture where she looks crazy. she looks like she just got like smacked by a girder that was hanging dangling by a crane and she's just trying to refocus like she's like her head's cocked to the side and looking off to the distance she's like what was that again i'm sorry i just got smacked by a girder by accident just trying to focus maybe i should go to the er she actually looks like judy garland in this photo which is bizarre i've never seen that before but it's maybe it's this pose maybe it's just this like struck by a struck post I just got strapped you just got strapped Sutton Foster you just got strapped okay I'm gonna put this up so people can see it yeah I was about to say this is a crap is on demand exclusive look at that Sutton Foster this is this is girder face yeah okay look at that okay so Sutton Sutton's gonna she's now gonna explain that changing her name back to brown it's like a test drive to see if the name still fits or can fit to her current self and who she is growing to be, Sutton Brown.

35:58I'm going to say the answer is no, and she's going to go back to track. So Erica's like, I think if you just show up consistently time after time, that can begin to build trust with people. And Bo's like, let's toast to Sutton Brown. May she remain true to herself for the rest of time. I'm still on this show. And to Amanda, our new air quote friend. I'm sorry, did I say air quotes? I'm supposed to be in plaid. Did I say the air poop? That was Sutton Strack speaking, not Sutton Brown. I apologize. And Amanda's like, thank you. I feel so welcomed. And so Bo's whispers to Sutton. She's like, oh, and also Rachel's our new friend.

36:37And she goes, yeah, but she's been here a minute. I'm new, new. So Kyle's like. Then it cuts to Rachel being like, it's like. Because Rachel's like, huh? Because like Rachel's version of being like, what the fuck did you say? Is her sort of like moving her head ever so slightly and moving her eyeballs ever so slightly and going. that's like, that's like a Rachel Zoe takedown. Okay. Well, Amanda, so, um, we don't know a lot about you, but, um, I do know that you create digital courses online and you destroy perfectly good copycat floors for no reason. So what about that? How's that going for you?

37:12So actually they're online training programs. So they're not courses. There are training programs. So I don't know if you've seen the font, but it was an expensive font on the website. So yeah, pretty big deal. I'm sorry, I'm being backup, Amanda, to your Amanda, because I'm my own backup course. Keep on going. Maybe. Backup me will just give you support. Okay. Well, what kind of courses are they? Actually, again, they're online training programs. So, okay, I'll just rephrase it to make it easier for you to understand. It's an online education and coaching business. Okay? Go to amandafrancis.com.

37:46You sign up for whatever course you're interested in. You know, many are on financial empowerment, but some are on online selling, different areas of running an online business, how to wash your sheets. You know, if they're color sheets, you don't want to wash them with blue jeans. That was free. That was free, guys. Yeah, modules. We have modules. You guys ever heard of modules? Well, we've got them on numbers, on bonuses. Every number. Yeah, packing, shipping, UPS. That's a big one. Do you charge for UPS? Is it for free? Do I even serve anything? Do I send you anything physical? I don't. It's all digital.

38:20It's a course. It's an online training program, of course. I messed myself up. It's digital, so you don't, yeah, it's easy. Yeah, amazing. You do amazing stuff. Huge, huge. It's online, so it's like everywhere. Like online's a huge network. Yeah, cyber, internet. And they're just like bored. It just shows like this big long time lapse. She's never showing up, sitting scrolling on her phone. And Kyle's like, uh-huh, uh-huh. Boz is falling asleep. I have to say, though. Go ahead. Oh, sorry. I was just going to say, I mean, maybe there's something to Amanda's manifestation powers because, you know, yesterday we were doing our Vanderpump Rules recap and we started talking about the practice and Cameron Manheim.

39:02And we talked about it for a good three minutes on the show. And then we went to this cool party last night. And, you know, yes, we led with how we met the guy from Heated Rivalry. But what we didn't mention was that Dylan McDermott from the practice was there right behind us. We made that happen. We manifested. We did. A cast member of the practice. Thank you. Thank you. We did it. That's a great use of manifestation. Yeah. We got it. And we're dating now. So both of us are dating him. Yeah. Yeah. And Cameron's going to sing at our wedding. So Amanda's like, yeah. And we have an Amanda Francis app.

39:40So that's a pretty big deal. We built an app. Yeah. We've got an app, guys. I've got an app. It's on the internet. It's huge. so and they're just like oh it just goes to Jennifer in the confessional echoing screams she's like

39:58so then at some point Kathy goes that's great and then Kyle starts to laugh and she goes when Kathy says that's great it means she either wasn't listening to you or doesn't anything understand anything you said and then there's actually a montage of Kathy being like it was like Dorit saying well the charity is called homeless not toothless. What is that called? Homeless, not toothless. That's great. Thank you. That's great. So now we go back to the rooftop and more food comes out and there's a flourless chocolate cake and Amanda's like, oh my God, flourless? That means I can eat it, right? Because I'm gluten-free.

40:35I don't know if you guys know, but I'm gluten-free. It's a big deal. It's a huge deal. Yeah. And Jennifer's like, okay, Erica, by the way, who is the guy in the paparazzi picture from the other day. And then it's like awkward. Someone asked Erica about something in her personal life. You know you can't do that, right? What do we even say? What do we do? How do we help her? We have to cover for her. Who is the man? Well, we'll say it's Shrek, but we'll say it was the actual cartoon Shrek. She's actually cast in the new Shrek. That's it. That's it. She's in Shrek. Erica, she's being Shrek and Broadway.

41:02That's it. We'll tell everyone. We'll tell that to America. And Rachel's like, oh my god. Did I miss this? Do I need to download Truth Social to find out who you're talking about? what about dead social because i'm like dead social and dorit's like well what stood out to me most in the pictures is that erica has not a stitch of makeup i mean she was totally dressed down and the guy was wearing crooks crooks what like that's the thing that that's said at the most it's not like this guy it's like an ex-army special ops guy named shrek like sort of like that was the thing that was yeah i mean that was a pretty big thing because we see the picture and i was like holy mom asked to wash jeans what is happening in this picture who was that man why is he in crocs who was this person he's wearing a t-shirt that says slaughter things and Dorit's takeaway is like, who?

42:03Erica was not in glam. I'm like, she wasn't in glam. The guy she's with is wearing a t-shirt that says slaughter things. And she just got out of a relationship with a guy who is like embroiled in a fraud scheme that was involved deaths of people. I'm going to, you know, look, I don't know a lot about this guy. I mean, I do. I know more than I need to know. I'm just going to go out on a limb and say gross. Okay, gross. So Rachel's like, I mean Crocs? I don't know. Like if they were Birks, I would make out with them. Birks are chic. So, yeah. They're like so chic and like you can moisturize them.

42:44I don't know if you know that. Yeah, well, I met this man in London a month ago backstage at Marie Hoopla. And he's like, oh, when were you there? When were you in my homeland? How come you didn't say anything? And why aren't you smelling things with R-E instead of E-R. She's like, yeah, well, I mean, I don't know, no fairness, it wasn't enough there to talk about, no fairness, you know, time wasn't right to say anything, that's why, Doreen. And Doreen says, well, Erica claims I'm one of her closest fiends, and yet she didn't tell me, or Kyle, about this new man. And then cussed to Kyle, like, well, I already knew about it, so, I don't know.

43:21Of course, Kyle's gonna say that, too. Doreen's like, it's just hurtful, it's, you know, yes like it is hurtful because erica does things her own way and we just accept it i'm like i have never accepted it i have been waiting for someone to pry open erica's life and show us what's inside there because we're we never seem to get it she's been on for like 10 years now and we know nothing about her except that she likes to sing and she has a mom who's oppressive well you know we're gonna sure learn a lot more this season so she goes um they're like where did you meet him and And she's like, yeah, it's on backstage.

43:57And a friend of mine had him on a podcast. And I saw on Reddit today that it looks like the friend is Megyn Kelly, the ever so classy and fair and completely balanced Megyn Kelly, whose podcast he was on. So I think we're learning. We're learning a lot here. And she's like, well, I said, is that who I think it is? I mean, I was shell shocked. I was just starstruck. And I kept walking and I walked back and I was like, that is him. I'm going to introduce myself. of oh my God, Megyn Kelly's podcast? Yes, get in my pants right now. So, Erica was like a fan of this guy? America's gum again. Look, I don't know this guy from like a hole in the wall.

44:40I don't know who he is really at all. But like, it's just, apparently Erica was a fan of him. That's what she's implying. I guess she was like following him or right on Instagram or something like that, right? Is that what she's implying here? She said she knows who he is because she saw him on Megyn Kelly's podcast or she heard him on Megyn Kelly's podcast and became a fan of his. And so she saw him backstage and went to say hi. Okay. Well, but then why would she say, is that who I think it is? If she was seeing, oh, sorry, I realize I'm conflicted. You know what? Honestly, this journey that I'm on does not even matter and no one cares.

45:14I don't even care about it anymore. So she is into this guy. She's like, yeah, he's X Delta. That's right. That flies only. Alaska Airlines now. Jennifer's like, wow. She's like, ah, special ops. That's exciting. Yeah, well, I don't ever do this. Did I already explain this part? But I just walked up to him, and I was like, yeah, I like you. So he said, yes, you're John McVie. Sorry. You already did that part. I got distracted because I was looking up his information. You carry on. Carry on, Ronnie. I was too. I'm on Reddit right now. This episode's just not ending. I keep on thinking the episode's about to end.

45:47And I'm like, oh, no, there's still another scene that I forgot about. How are we like almost two hours into this episode where nothing happened? I was like, oh, good. Beverly Hills will be a nice easy recap for us today because nothing happened. It's literally a 10-hour recap. But this is the problem with Beverly Hills. It's so boring, but like there's just so much to make fun of at any given moment in even its most boring state. So Erica is saying, oh, yeah, the day those pictures were taken, we were actually walked around holding hands. And then I got a pedicure and he got a pedicure. There I opened up, everybody.

46:20Oh, my God, Erica, you're so vulnerable. We're so proud of you. We're so proud. And she says it's early stages, so she doesn't know where it's going. Or if it's going anywhere. But what I like the most about John is that we can be anywhere, and he'll go up to someone without an ID, throw him in the back of his van, and try and drive him off across the border. It's the most romantic thing I've ever been involved in in my life. So when do you plan on seeing him again? Oh, not for a while. I said goodbye to him today before getting on the plane. Kyle's like, oh, were you sad leaving him today? Did that make you sad?

46:56What is that word, sad? I'm not sure if I understand the concept. Is that when the water flows out of people's eyes? I was sad. Did I mention that he got a pedicure?

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